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Most shameful thing youve fucked
I'll start.
>>710741484
I did 5,5/10 once, but you've gone way too far.
>>710741484
Don't be ashamed OP, I've also been known to fuck a hamburger once or twice.
![UNTE_200252079_3000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ht8HRbG.jpg "UNTE_200252079_3000[1].jpg")
>>710741563
It looked better when I was engaged with it online before the hookup. This is it recently. Same as this photo. Was really weird. Manic cunt thought we were dating told everyone I was her boyfriend, changed her last name on Facebook not even after a week.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>710741838
>>710741838
Bat shit insane and 2/10? Are you blind to red flags?
>>710741883
>>710741484
>>710741838
Well, fam, consider this a lesson. Don't even think about fucking or getting involved unless she's sane or at least 6/10.
>>710741571
Kek
>>710741883
Facebook???
>>710741484
Thata still okay tho ive know a dude, hes 23 and has a kid with an ex- heroin using, crippled, no teeth 44 year old scag that never worked a day in her life. Thanks god the authoritys have the kid. Both on welfare. Fuck i hate germany
>>710741484
Nudes, feet?
>>710741484
Jar of mayo. Can of Crisco. It's a tossup between the two
>>710741484
noooooooooooooooo
>>710741838
>engaged with it online
wut?
>>710741838
You totally should've played along with it, then had some lulz to let the crazy get crazier. I had a friend who told one of his crazies that he had a meth fetish. Lo and behold she now does copious amounts of meth.
>>710741484
was it the burger or the female
>>710741995
She is not that bad. I might jump on her too... unless she is a he.
You got any nudes or topless?
>>710741565
r u the dick mcchicken guy?
This person claimed to be a lesbian, got me really stoned and basically took advantage of me. Not stoked. They're f2m now.
>>710741484
Fucking kek OP
>>710745907
Take solace in the fact that once they complete their f2m transformation you can beat them within an inch of their life for what they did and not have the stigma of beating a woman whilst serving your time.
>>710745907
>>710746063
How the fuck does f2m even work? How does she plan to grow a dick? Having smaller titties won't make her a male yet.
>>710746374
Welp I can explain how the dick part works if you don't know, but it isn't pleasant...
>>710741571
Fuck yo couch, nigga.
>>710746413
How was landing in the moon?
This hot bitch
>>710746825
she is beautiful come on dude
>>710741484
Looks like a conehead
>>710741484
I desperately want her to post a pic of you. Then the world has turned full circle.
Most shameful :^(
>>710746574
Please do, I'm curious.
>>710741484
>>710747207
never heard of a cream filled long john
>>710746825
doesn't look that bad
>>710746942
im kicking my own ass, do you mind ?
>>710741484
sometimes it's best to just jerkoff
>>710747626
speaking like a true virgin.
She's on my lower end..
Pic related, but not the same
>>710747785
more
>>710747220
I just typed out a long explanation and went to copy-paste it if interested and lost half of it to refreshing the page. Ill give a brief synopsis of what it was
>Doctors insert a balloon under the skin to begin stretching it
>After it's stretched they remove the balloon and harvest the extra skin
>Patient heals or they do it all in one go, depends on the firm
>Doctors cut out the lady parts
>Insert a balloon above where the vag used to be, and wrap the extra skin around it (this is a crude explanation but of course it's a lot more intricate than I'm conveying)
>They use nerves from the clit and vag to give some sensation to the dick
>and ofc they fashion some balls and a sac out of some of the extra skin. No function, just for aesthetics and possibly to make the f2m feel more natural
>Long healing process in which many things can go wrong, a few of them being gangrene, the dick being rejected by the body and essentially falling off, necrosis, nerve damage. There's a litany of shit that can do so
>If the procedure does succeed, the f2m is left with a semi-working, semi-sensation-having dick that they literally have to inflate to get an erection. We're talking a permanent balloon, essentially, is making up the girth of their dick, and they have to literally inflate it by hand with a pump.
This is how I remember/understand it, it's a very crude description but you get the idea.
>>710747676
yeah right, I've slayed 17 chicks, could have been more, but I just could get erect to ugly bitches
>>710747785
>>710741484
A burger ?
>>710741484
>>710747883
Why not just be a lesbian who dresses like a man at this point if you can't get a fully functioning penis anyway? God damn females really are born retarded.
>>710741484
you win.
>>710741838
The problem is when you don't recognize cray for what it is; until after you've already stuck your dick in it.
>>710747883
Dang, every time I read about gender reassignment surgeries I thank my lucky stars that I am merely weird and not transgender. I dunno how my transgender friends deal with the prospect of this surgery.
This little chub
>>710747236
The man who nailed this chick focused so much on her tits during the act.
>>710747880
>>710747997
>>710749027
>ML file name
1 point for effort
>>710749027
Do you have an anorexia fetish, since you think this girl is chub?
>>710747785
No shit
>>710741883
Is her name chrissy or krissy or something?
>>710749250
Look at that muffin top. She tried though
>>710741484
I don't have ppics at all, but once I fucked the shit out of discusting retarded midget looking woman.
I don't know why I just thought fuck it, no one will ever know.
God damn she was seriously bad, and her ass smelt of shit.
like a -11/10
>>710748866
Male to female is probably a lot easier, just have to dig a hole between the legs, turn the penis inside out and shove it in the hole, but making a brand new penis sounds like waste of time with no results.
>>710749027
Is she stupid or what? She's sexy,man
right, she's barely 4ft tall i think
This.. asian.. thing
>>710749375
That's not a proper muffin top, her panties are just too tight. If she were naked, it wouldn't look like she had an ounce of excess fat on her.
left
>>710749475
Naw, kinda smart but so naive
>>710749742
Yo is her name Megan
>>710749606
more context
>>710749809
>>710749742
Dear mother of god.
How do you fuck someone that fat? Doesn't your dick just get lost in the fat?
>>710749606
wow hahahahahahaaa that bad but not rock bottom as I see this thread.
>>710749696
A little boy...dude you're fucked up
>>710749606
Story ?
hmm..
>>710749690
Except she does. Them thighs
>>710749920
Miss. Jewnose
>>710749425
Still, having someone completely reorganize your junk must be a strange and harsh experience. Especially if you regret it afterwards.
That's actually the part that would scare me, what if you'd regret doing it?
would you fuck him http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/
>>710749946
It's a mental disorder. It'd be easier to learn to live in the body you have than decide you "belong" in the other gender. It stems from confidence and obviously social problems primarily.
>>710749927
No stretch marks, cellulitis and smooth looking skin.
She looks a healthy weight to me friend.
sister of est buddy
>>710749911
you can pretend they're a girl from behind
>>710741484
that bitch better have cancer cuz that hair is unacceptable otherwise
>>710750090
Like her more when she was younger
>>710741484
Holy fuck, I would plow the shit out of that. Get her moaning and begging for more
this disgusting pig. I was blackout drunk. Im still not 100% sure it happened but this ugly shit took advantage of me thats sure.
>>710749852
uhmm i mean this has always been a weird fetish of mine
>>710741883
would smash
>>710747785
god damn, i'd fuck the shit outta that
>>710750185
I think our preferences might be clashing, now she looks too skinny for my taste.
>>710750098
MOAR!
>>710750200
damn man you actually got raped. how does it feel that the matriarchy is taking over and you cant do jake shit about it
>>710749696
Left?
>>710750059
hi http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/
>>710749148
damn that's hot
>>710749876
actually it did get lost
it was terrible
>>710749915
tldr; we were at the same pub on new years and I made fun of her height saying I could get a stand up blowjob, we were flirting for a solid 2 hours then went back to hers
>>710750320
okay
>>710750355
Fuck off you spineless fuck.
US Navy
Aircraft Carrier
Guy brings a 10 pound Baloney Roll into our sleeping area (Cube)
Puts it on his bed (rack)
Cuts a opening, drops his pants and fucks the roll of meat
Couple of guys line up and take turns
Pretty soon more than 50 guys have fucked the Baloney
He wraps it up and takes it back to the mess deck (kitchen)
Cuts it up and ads the slices to sandwiches
Looked more closely at my food after that
I was 4th in line, still pretty tight and as slippery as it would get
>>710750304
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. At least she would have gotten cockin from both of us at different ages:)
>>710750512
kill it
https://twitter.com/nsfwdA/status/729446173161881601
>>710749852
Nothing at all wrong with her.
If you guys are ashamed of fucking these women then you really should be sucking cocks instead.
>>710750347
kek
>>710750512
You win.
>>710750512
dude...
>>710750341
>how does it feel that the matriarchy is taking over and you cant do jake shit about it
feel bad bc my friends giving me shit for it. My own fucking mates. I am a laughing stock. Imagine what would happen if I go the police... fucking stand up comedy
>>710750633
she stunk of sweat and didn't move at all when being fucked, it was horrible.
![7IpmYt0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5OIVY5p.jpg "7IpmYt0[1].jpg")
She may look kinda okay but her company and the fuck itself were completely abominable. Definitely lowerend-tier.
>>710750512
don't lie, this is a screencap from the daniel radcliffe film 'the elephant in black'
no pic but that chick i was hanging out with a lot back when i was 16/17. she basically was a short ginger troll but she owned it and was cool and fun as hell.
tl;dr we ended up fucking drunk and high one night and it was the worst thing ever. i had to actually fucking fake orgasm to cut it short. not even joking.
>>710749148
>"she"
>>710749920
Nice legs, ugly face
>>710750595
How?
>>710750853
she seems crazy
>>710749809
Why man?
>>710751033
>not knowing what tldr means
>>710750853
Story !
>>710750512
not okay
>>710750200
You took it in the ass /b/ro.
>>710750347
My thoughts exactly.
>>710741571
How does one fuck a couch
>>710750555
Nice trips.
Yeah that is true, how is she mentally though?
She got some brains in her or did all the brain fat go to her boobs?
>>710750853
really? like for real?
look at this>>710750512
or this>>710750498
fucking hell look at her jesus christ>>710750200
or her>>710749920
kek>>710749852
dont cry because she is socially inept and her pussy smells like shit. look at these monsters an re evaulate your opinion
>>710750734
is that one better? xD
post nudes please
>>710749696
so um ... did she cheat on her husband with you ?
>>710750534
fuck that im just fine with jerking it for the last 2 years i wouldnt ever stick my dick in bologna or anything not a female orifice
>>710751271
would cuck her
>>710751304
Sucks to be you, tenga eggs are pretty sweet.
>>710751271
i'd hit that
from behind.
>>710751264
This.
>>710751256
Between the cushions anon.
>>710741571
That's not as bad as OP.
You fucked a five guys burger?
>>710750633
Do you have eyes?
>>710750512
numbered 098, post the rest!
>>710750574
I would still fuck her.
>>710749148
Think I'm falling in love. Can I haz some moar plz?
>>710751301
nah, this was years ago
>>710751271
god damn it anon
no
>>710751271
>>710749611
you fucked the blob?
>>710751666
666 trips says it all. Kill it and send it and it's curtain hairstyle to hell.
>>710751257
She's alright. Becoming a teacher, so good enough:).
Likes to blindfold you and does her thing
>>710751496
i can fking smell her
>>710751768
you poor thing
>>710751160
I heared from her friends that she wanted to fuck me so I invited her even though we barely knew eachother. Being 18 I would fuck most things and I just moved out from my parents. When she came over she couldn't keep up a convo even though I did my best to make her feel welcome but it was awkward as hell.
Took her out and filled her up with booze to remove the edge but it got down to wordless superficial fucking. For my part that is, she didn't move and was a total saltbag. That's because she was lazy, not because she was scared or something.
>>710751726
Huh, sounds nice. Any red flags with her?
Like being a feminist or strongly passive aggressive?
Sometimes my yellow fever gets the best of me when I'm drunk :(
>>710751721
>>710751768
This needs an explanation.
>>710751768
My point still stands. How do you fuck fat girls? Does your dick ever even reach the vagina?
>>710746374
underage b&
>>710751825
I hear ya... was a sympathy fuck... she could give one hell of a bj and had a tight pussy at least.
>>710741484
She seems like a cool chick, 10/10 would talk to
>>710752090
And you receive a 1/10 for having poor taste.
>>710751959
What, the fucked up tits?
>>710750512
H...has she just cut a hole in a car cover?
>>710751888
She cheats on her boyfriend. She even asks you to teach her new things to surprise him
>>710751886
>For my part that is, she didn't move and was a total saltbag. That's because she was lazy, not because she was scared or something.
and that's the actual problem. some ugly / fat chicks can be really fun in bed if they put the effort. i had much better fucks with some fatties than i had with some otherwise really attractive chicks.
>>710752013
Same as a skinny girl unless you got no dick.
>>710741484
Your dad
this one
>>710747785
with some hair she would look pretty cute.
shes since eloped and deleted all social media so no pics. i referred to her as the ugly dog. would have been passable without the cleft lip and a gym membership
>>710752235
Like a old moped, fun to ride, shamefull to been see ridding it.
>>710752374
hey wtf she is my long term gf wtf? stop this bs you halfwit who the fuck are you??? Daniel? Is that you you cockroach? stop messing around I warn u
>>710741484
You fucked that burger
Gross, all slimy and shit
>>710750347
He looks like he's seen some shit.
>>710752656
That's a big cock
>>710752029
Absolutly disgusting
>>710751496
Looks like this he/she I used to work with. Hair and all.
>>710751613
If you insist...
>>710752445
what the fuck is wrong with her ass?
>>710752636
true. after 30 you tend to not care as much tho. kinda regret myself not going further with one super cool fatty i used to hook up with in particular these days. never made it official for exactly what you describe. looking back at it, it was probably foolish of me. she was sweet.
>>710752445
Would bury my dick/10
this bitch
one of these trolls guess which one
same...https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51X-lgN9JPL.jpg problem?
>>710752235
>>710752636
>>710752951
I guess thick bitches can be a better fuck than some average looking 6/10's. I do hope I won't have to resort to that anytime soon.
>>710741484
As long as its a woman it's okay. That's my rule of thumb.
>>710752929
dunno...the thing is... what was wrong with my head
>>710741484
This is the only thing i've ever fucked.
>>710752915
She's so damn cute..
Why is it you think she's so horrible? I mean, she has that broken look, but I'm guessing you liked that since you fucked her.. And do continue :)
>>710752223
That's unattractive to me, unless they have an agreement about it. I dislike people who keep secrets like that.
>>710745907
>got me really stoned and basically took advantage of me
Stoned != drunk
You wanted it.
>>710753275
But what more base, more noxious to the body
Than by the power of fancy to excite,
Such lewd ideas of an absent object,
As rouse the organs formed for noble end
To rush into th’ embraces of a phantom,
And so do the deed of personal enjoyment.
William Farrer, A Short Treatise on Onanism (1767)
Th' expense of spirit in a waste of shame.
William Shakespeare, “Sonnet 129”
>>710753432
win
>>710750185
More?
>>710753482
Have you never gotten so stoned that you almost fell asleep? Like sofa locked and unable to speak stoned?
>>710753164
>>710753686
At least she likes getting high and she's a fan of Deadpool.
>>710753686
i would actually date her 100%
>>710753584
is that jessi slaughter?
>>710751886
wow i'm actually glad i've never experienced this. It sounds so much worse than fucking an ugly or fattie. Sorry bro
>>710749606
Barely 4ft tall....at LEAST 4ft round.
>>710752745
does she fuck good
Can someone explain to me why so many girls have piercings now?
It can´t be just the "I´m so edgy I do things mom told me not to", thats what tattoos are for.
>>710752915
got any feet/ass pics of her?
>>710750574
I'd smash, not gonna lie.
>>710753686
Used to be a dyke. but gave into her instincts to want dick
>>710753039
aww I think they're cute. Both of them
>>710754063
Any bare ass/feet of her?
>>710753984
It's more socially acceptable now. Besides, how are they gonna show how nonconforming they are if they don't get the same piercings as all of their friends?
>>710753133
even a 10/10 can be a nightmare in bed anon.
>>710754063
Makes sense. Looked like the typical turbo dyke
>>710754063
I've never heard a story like that
Her
>>710753686
how do you do to fuck this kind of girls? Arent they lesb or something? I want to fuck a butch fem.
But how do you keep it up if you really are not into her? Stress alone can kill your boner real fast. But stress + disgust? Come on m8
>>710754152
>>710754024
why
>>710753377
Same goes for me. Thats the red flag
>>710754157
>show how nonconforming they are if they don't get the same piercings as all of their friends?
This so fucking hard. I want to slap them all upside the head and shake them until they realize they're not special
>>710753928
Don't be sorry. At the time I was glad I was sticking my dick into something anyway. But it was still a very unproudful fuck. The dualities of wanting to fuck at all even when it's really bad at that age are in the past now.
>>710754256
great fuck though
My first gf, mistakes were made
>>710741484
Is it true what they say about fucking ugly chicks? That they try really hard in bed and are actually quite fun to fuck as long as the room is dark?
>>710754352
does dyke have a particular fetish in bed?
>>710752745
Haha, you fucking queer! It is Daniel. What are you going to do about it? It's not like I can unfuck your current gf.
>>710754538
No. I've nailed some ugly girls who were also lousy fucks, and some beautiful girls who are fucking wildcats in the sack
Married one of the latter.
>>710754554
Choking. getting beat. Anything pain related
>>710753938
barely any tits too they were like flapping pancakes
>>710751496
Moar?
>>710750512
More without the car covet
![MichealJacksonPopcorn[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1Xu6MI8.gif "MichealJacksonPopcorn[1].gif")
>>710754645
This fat piece of lard. Current gf of almost 5 years. What the fuck is wrong w/ me?
>>710754795
Who i stole her from
>>710744886
at least you picked the best brand
>>710754063
fucking hot would impregnate
>>710750595
Aw she's adorable anon
Mmhhmm
>>710753028
Post more?
>>710752134
The everything. Why would you do this?
>>710753164
Mistakes were made anon.
In my defense: I was much younger then and not entirely sober
Watched a 3 month old puppy be beat to death by 2 grown men using a lead pipe and a stick with nails and a bike chain drilled on it. Now my neighbors asking where the mutts at.
>>710753275
No shame in that /b/ro. Better than having fucked one of these beasts...
![220px-Take_ours![1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1zmnHCP.jpg "220px-Take_ours![1].jpg")
>>710741484
pic related
AMA
>>710753275
Try to switch your left hand for practical reasons! It took me a while, but now I can use the mouse properly with my right hand when jerking off with left hand! ;)
>>710755271
Did you get any disease?
>>710749606
I banged a girl about that size and 20 pounds heavier. Her nickname was "The Fireplug",because she couldn't put her arms down at her sides.
>>710754848
Low self esteem would be my guess. You want to kill yourself but want that final push of waking up next to that each day. Shouldn't be too long now.
>>710754848
lack of better options, or at least you're deluding yourself you don't have any
Used to go with this one girl.
After 2 months of being with her i found out she was my cousin.
>>710741484
>>710750574
I'd gladly hit it. weird/large noses kinda do it for me.
>>710753279
There's nothing wrong with her. Just shameful that I did her over and over again, while a perfect 10 was waiting..
>>710750512
"You better fuck me right now, before i change my mind and turn you into a chocolat cake with my dark Powers"
>>710755697
Tits?
>>710755772
Doesn't look too bad but seems like an ABSOLUTE cunt.
Did you hatefuck her anon?
>>710741484
I wouldn't be ashamed if I were you, OP
It looks like a pretty good burger
Not as bad as some of yours. But I'm not that desperate for a fuck.
Shameful because I felt like an asshole that I fucked her and didn't feel a thing almost the whole relationship while she was essentially in love with me.
She was just kinda crazy. woke up from a nap and she was next to me crying and cutting herself while taking pics of me sleeping.
one time while we were kissing a tonsil stone of hers got in my mouth and it was horrible. Also she had a stank weird looking pussy. Unbelievably tight. Uncomfortably tight. Pussy was weird looking.
>>710755772
why?
>>710756046
No pics, But her tits were nice.
>>710756170
I've got bad news for you, anon..... Where do i begin?
>>710741995
Geri?
This thread is trash, oh lolololol i ficked a troll beast lolololol look at my fat dyke. Shut your fuckin mouth,your getting laid thats better than 80% of this fucking site.
>>710756323
What's up, anon. Explain yourself.
>>710756002
Majin Buu?
>>710741571
Hey matt!
>>710756428
>weird looking pussy
>unbelievably and uncomfortably tight
I do believe you've been fucking a post-op tranny.
>>710756170
>stank weird looking pussy
Any pics for, um, scientific reasons?
>>710756170
>woke up from a nap and she was next to me crying and cutting herself while taking pics of me sleeping.
Yeah, nah.
Loopy shit, dude. Next.
>>710755941
aww, she let you cum on her face. that must give her some brownie points.
>>710756614
>>weird looking pussy
what
>>710756614
To add to this, a post op tranny with bpd is my guess.
>>710753275
Such beautiful hands.
>>710756614
Bahaha. No anon not like that. I've seen that shit. It wasnt like that, kek. Hadn't had sex with a guy in like a year and a half.
It just wasn't my type of pussy. It was a pussy though.
>>710753275
That massive vein on your wrist though.
You must have been tempted to cut it
>>710750734
didn't know this is ylyl because lost
>>710756719
U mad?
>>710756870
Have an ass pic. I should've seen it coming.
>Also
How I broke up with her was last year was I asked dubs decides to you fuckers.
I ended up saying I was going to rape her and got a visit from the police and almost got charged with electronic harassment or some shit.
>>710757186
Sorry. Forgot pic.
>>710750512
>Vanessa
>>710753686
>>710753584
What was wrong with this chick? She's cute.
>>710741571
Childhood intensifies
>>710756002
Kek
>>710750534
berthings are fucked up places
gotta ask, which carrier was it?
>>710753028
>Altmeri dominion
>>710756429
I'd hit that...
>>710755941
it depends what u call an 10/10
For me she is an 10/10
