Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
Claimu!
>>710719746
look at this cutie :o
>>710718975
I see.
Yay! Sounds like something I could do with all of my free time.
How come you're still up, if I my ask?
>>710719181
Sure thing!
How've ya been Flan-Fam?
I've missed you!
Umi claimed
>>710719774
-hugs-
![TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg")
>>710719489 (Tali)
Or you could get someone really nice to do it for free.
If only people like that existed
>>710719835
*Hugs back*
>>710719784
you're a cuter cutie tho :o
>>710719793
I was gonna sleep actually but then I saw you and I really missed you ;-;
>>710719427
But SSG is good along with C9
I leave you all with a new thread. good night friends. /zzz/
>>710718676
also you're still a cutie patootie
>>710719928
i'd do it for free once...then it's up to you to maintain
>>710719489
She's part of band and orchestra! She is sexy, but she's not for lewd.
>>710719556
Adding rainmeter skins to it and finding new backgrounds.
カラミチーマス
Sleep time
![TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg")
>>710720062
Goodnight
>>710720131
>she is one of the waifus built for lewds sorry
>>710720131
can confirm band girls are the lewdests of lewds.
>>710719806
Best love live
>>710719933
I really missed you too.
You mean so much to me, klonata. <6
By the way, do you have a steam?
>>710720151
>>710720062
Gute Nacht, süße Träume!
>>710719948
But they're korean. What's the point of being excited for them?
>>710720368
thanks nig
>>710720131
>not for lewd.
words you shouldnt say
still here
holy crackers
>>710720432
I do, but I don't have any games :o
and you mean a lot to me, I was telling fran about how much I like you right now ._.
>>710720471
interesting
>>710720574
What is ?
>>710720435
I just didn't want SKT to win twice in a row
No problem nigga it's true
>>710720659
SKT SKT SKT SKT SKT
>>710720643
I just really like crackers :o
>>710719793
Sowwy for late reply, kind-of went watching some animes and stuff forgot I was in the dead thread.
I am fine. Good to see someone misses me on here. How are you?
>>710720131
Ah, alright, sounds good then.
>>710720659
I didn't like the fact that it came down to 2 worlds winners. Like ugh. but if skt wins next year im not sure if I'm gonna bother watching worlds til faker retires.
Anyways Im off thrread now byeb bye
>>710721004
Bye Umi
>>710720574
That's a darn shame!
Aww, you're such a sweetheart!
I love you so much!
>>710720756
It's fine, I'm doing the same!
Glad to hear you're doing okay. And, of course I miss you, you mean a lot to me! I'm doing great! My belly's all full from eating so many Burgs.
>>710720277
>>710720340
>>710720437
AAAAH, DELET THIS.
>>710720809
I wanna get my desktop looking clean and purty
>>710721184
can I add you?
we never added on disco :o
*big hugs*
>>710721280
looks like kyle LOL
Post discord invite
>>710721184
A lot? Are we talking about the same Flan? I mean I am ok with this. And what Burg did you have?
I just wanted to give you a heads-up so you don't confuse, I do not even think we talked much. Like a little bit before. If there is another Flan I need to know.
>>710721319
it is kyle
>>710721207
Well that sounds like a good idea, best throw in some Nonon then, and maybe a little Nui.
>>710721457
nah he's pretty handsome tbh
>>710721422
no :o
Claim
>>710721616
nami go to bed
>>710721646
I'm not in it :o
>>710721585
kyle dick pics :o
>>710721422
Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.
You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
CLAIMED
Oh jeez, why is the discord so private
>>710721288
Sure, if you'd like!
-even greater hugs-
>>710721424
You're the Pete guy, right? If not, there's more than one flan.. You're pretty cool, regardless!
I had a delicious burger from this burger palace. Too drunk to remember what it was, but it was just so juicy. THey even let me cook the meat how I want!
>>710721770
Its there sekrit club
>>710721755
Who. are. you. quoting.
>>710721701
I'm not nami. I'm just some random anon. I don't visit these threads often.
What would you do with/to your waifu to make her start develop love towards you?
>>710721905
I clearly quoted >>710721585 and >>710721422
>>710721945
i would go to the park with her ^_^
>>710721945
Give her some candy.
>>710721815
Oh so there is no confusion after all. Yes I am the Pete guy. Juicy burg... mmm I so need one right now. Good to see you are having fun.
>>710721945
Give her shrimp.
>>710721815
what's your username? :o
don't drink you're too young :(
>>710721939
post more bunnies then
>>710722105
You don't know how old I am!
I don't have an account yet...
What's your username?
>>710721945
Hug her. A lot. Because she needs all the help she can get. She is a misunderstood being.
Give her beer ?
>>710722240
>hug
that was missing from the list, thanks.
>>710722038
B U R G
Oh, okay. Good. I am having fun indeed, especially since you showed up! I've been wanting to catch up with ya a little.
>>710722207
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DamnSquiddy
shouldn't you be 18 if you're a senior? ;-;
>>710722367
Catch up on what? OwO'
>>710722425
Yes, I am 18.
I was only memeing.
Sending you an invite in a bit!
>>710722521
On getting to know you better, of course!
>>710722288
>making your waifu drunk so you can have easy time with her
that's not love
>>710722656
Oh that is fine by me. Your wife is such a derp, I love it!
>>710722734
I'm not making her drunk :( She just seems to like beer, I wouldn't abuse her
>>710719782
>>710720809
>>710721518
That's mine, actually.
Even took her on a date today.
>>710722784
She's a bit "special" you could say.
One of the silliest of the 2hus.
On that note, what are your hobbies?
>>710722892
You must be new
>>710722892
Nuh uh
And what kind of date?
>>710723003
Uh-huh.
A very lovely park. Very beautiful in the fall. Good for walking and sitting together on benches.
>>710722656
can't wait ^-^
don't be too reckless with friends still :o
>>710723126
Nein!
Nonsense, but that sounds cute.
>>710722916
Silly 2hu, love it. My hobbies you say? hmm... That will be my Pepsi bottle collection. I buy 1 liter of Pepsi like nearly every two days, and every time I finish it I just put it up somewhere in the room. My room/house needs cleaning tbh. I have like 20 bottles stacked in my night stand, 30 on my table, 20 in the kitchen, and about 400+ in the storage. I am not sure why I keep doing this. And for my other hobies is I like to watch and study human behaviour. All people are so different and that makes me interested in finding out their weak spots, their favorite stuff to do, their favorite food etc.
That would be for my hobbies. And feel free to ask me anything else. I am in a mood to answer stuff right now.
>>710723362
Ja!
It was very cute. But anyway we're getting ready to share some wine and do comfy things and fun things before bed so I'm off.
I honestly hate most of you faggots. I've used multiple personas and methods to destroy this community, but when your dicks are tied so tight together and up eachother, it's an effort not worth making. Disgusting and vile creatures is what you are become. Please, go outside or something and stop posting here 24 hours a day, every single day. Or at the very least, stop hugboxing. You are only hurting yourself and future social relationships in the real world.
>>710723504
Certainly Not.
Oki Doki, see ya phony.
>>710723646
pic
Kek.
Oh boy. PAX is over.
>used their internet to download games
>>710723502
Adorable 2hu, love it.
Those hobbies are all interesting, especially the bit about studying human behaviour. That is something I specialize in, so it's nice to have somebody to talk to about it. People do a ton of subtle things they tell a lot about what they're thinking. For instance, you can tell somebody is lying if they're avoiding eye contact when announcing, or covering their mouth, if even a little bit. Just food for though, really. The whole subject to me is intriguing! It's so complicated, I want to learn as much as I possibly can.
I'd love to stay and ask questions, but I'm in a state of fatigue at the current moment. We'll speak again soon, I promise.
For now, Take care!
and Gute Nacht!
>>710723950
Night! Will not keep you waiting and stuffs with my big reply. Cya
rope
sometimes surprised mods don't ban these
![[Leopard-Raws] Dog Days - 09 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_08.15_[2016.07.13_15.13.59].png](https://i.imgur.com/5Zq2DsY.png "[Leopard-Raws] Dog Days - 09 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_08.15_[2016.07.13_15.13.59].png")
I'm going to better myself as a person.
Not for myself, but for her.
I want to be someone that she can be proud of to call her husbando.
hello all! can i get a couple (you)'s??? it's been a dark week.
>>710724811
You really should focus on bettering yourself, well, for yourself though. If it coincides with her interests or is beneficial then sure, just don't waste time on something that could be.
>>710724827
8===D
>>710724898
penis?
>>710725084
benis*
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Cirno claimu
>>710725433
oh... a dubs.
neat.
i'm drunk whew whats the best cutie waifus i have none ;-p
>>710725382
Long time no see!
Bump
>>710725871
ur wafer a cute
ZzZz
>>710726746
To sad she will never be better than Umaru.
QOTT
>>710726890
she already is
>>710719651
FUCKING FAGGOTS JACKING OFF TO CARTOONS
STAY VIRGIN FOREVER YOU BETA PUSSY CUCKS
>>710726890
She is already better to me
>>710726940
I just ignore the shitpost and go on with my life
>>710727119
>ignore
>reply
Choose one.
>>710727119
>telling someone that you are ignoring them
you are a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
>>710727210
I pick fuck you
>>710727329
Yes
>>710727339
I said choose not pick. And if you want to phrase it better you need to say it like this: I pick "Fuck you"
>>710727386
Please go away. Unless qt.
>>710727437
I thought a 'pick fuck' was some kind of dutch technique
>>710727437
I really don't care how it's phrased
>>710727437
I guess i'll stay then
>>710727624
Why so rude? I thought you already showed yourself as the stupid one, why are you still trying to continue this? Actually I got an idea.
>>710727797
How was i rude?
>tfw to intelligent for waifus
>>710728214
>tfw to intelligent for meme
>>710728214
>>710728468
>>710728636
>masturbates
>>710728802
>>710728802
euhwqejdk
>>710729340
Bump
pmuB
Where did everyone go?
>>710730651
Secretely fapping to >>710728802
>>710730651
sleep
>>710719651
Fuck these threads
>>710730651
bed
Here's th
>>710730757
>Secretly
>>710730800
>>710730931
Kinda weird that everyone went to sleep at the same time though
>>710731597
ehh quiet night but thats fine
>>710731597
It is because all the people who actually have no life are asleep. Being an American means you have no life.
And please at least add any, ANY image to your reply, I want this thread to die.
fyi: I had to try and post this like 10+ times, that is how shit my net is.
So i wake up with a fucking hangover and see that CC is leaving this place?
What did I miss? Or is he being overdramatic again?
I hate people wo call themselves shitposter just for the sake of being a shitposter, like Mi liu, Chen and other irrelevant posters, they treat it like a fashion statement kinda like people who wear veteran uniforms for attention.
Mean while it took me 8 months to earn the status of a shitposter, 8 MONTHS! do you realize how angry it makes me to see newfags calling themselves shitposter while I have spent most of my recent life actually shitposting and making a name for myself? It makes me clench my teeth in anger.
FUCK OFF YOU AREN'T A SHITPOSTER, YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER CIRCLE JERKER JUST LIKE THEM AND AN INSULT TO SHITPOSTERY.
>>710732655
I live in England so i have a life?
I can't post pics because my external hard drive isn't working right
>>710732689
Well, no one was saying much about it from what little I saw. I'd assume over dramatic.
>>710732758
My question is "WHY?" Why do you spend your time here, shitposting?
>Flan. No pics after this because net being slow as Sachi's upcoming death.
>>710732689
>CC leaving
Did he say why?
>>710732821
his thread didn't really take off
i'm guess he will be back, it isn't that simple
he used to hang out in shino's stream maybe i will see him there from time to time
>>710732988
>>710712978
he made a thread about it
>>710732795
I need a life. Can I borrow yours?
>Flan
>>710732758
How can you say that you earned your shitposter status if there's no character/IP/Tripcode/whatever, that we can assign it to?
You're the only who knows that you're a shitposter, I call nonsense.
>>710733079
>>710713865
Wonder what new persona will he post as.
>>710732937
It's a meme you dip
because i'm the king of autism
>as slow as Sachi's upcoming death.
?
>>710732689
he'll be back in a week
![TomoyoKanzaki [5].png](https://i.imgur.com/yK6PppY.png "TomoyoKanzaki [5].png")
>>710733084
Sure. It isn't a very good one though
>>710733079
Uta was a cool guy, too bad
>>710733129
That is what I thought kek
wouldn't be that hard to figure out since he is pretty full of himself
also photoshop
>>710733130
i bet he is already posting
>>710724827
I'll give a (you) for the hell of it.
>>710733130
oh well... *wink wink*
>>710733181
At least you have one. I will try not to lose this one.
>Flan.
>>710733236
It was the same guy though
>>710733079
Eh, I don't really know who they are, nor do I really take note of these "I'm leaving" posts in the first place. If you want to leave, leave. Stay in contact with the ones you like if you wish, but no one's holding a gun to your head to make you post here, ya know?
Also, it finally got done uploading!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQR4-ouM6rw
Also also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9WbIpeTJnI
This was one of the guys cars. That sweet sweet turbo.
Also also also, here's a bunch of pictures from the meet!
http://imgur.com/a/gDQq5
Birb claimed
>>710733505
Those are some really, really cool cars Mako!
I don't know what to say. Just sad knowing there is not such car in Egypt, and I will probably never even have one. Well great shit! Nice music choice.
>>710733606
I literally made the channel just to upload stupid shit I do, and I rarely bother showing it to anyone other than here.
>>710733784
BIIIIIRB!
>>710733917
CAAAAAT <3
>>710733121
im sorry you can't reconise non italian pasta
>>710733348
?
>>710733505
Yea I feel ya but I just thought it was funny because he made an entire thread for it.
And no one seemed to care, eventhough he thinks the world of himself.
Ah well.
Ah another one, always fun to see you speed your way through traffic.
It makes me kind of envious but I still very much enjoy watching them.
>eurobeats blasting
kek this is amazing, i watched the previous one without sound but I bet it was the same
Holy fuck that engine, now that is what i can get off to.
Damn those are some sick ass cars mate, what meet though?
>>710733917
I still watch some videos you upload and press the like button
>>710734058
I'm sorry I don't even store in my mind that there's rotten pasta.
>>710734058
*winking for more (You)s*
>>710719651
Claimin`
>>710734284
foxgirl
hya
>>710734208
there are many types of pasta
>710734217
?
>>710734284
whorebo you cunt
i miss you
>>710733913
Really? I was under the impression that the Arabian Oil Princes had these cars all over that part of the world.
And thanks, I do love my eurobeat!
>The guy in the Civic CRX also was playing eurobeat.
>>710733958
Where have you been, Birb?!
>>710734093
Hell, making a whole independent thread for it seems even more pointless since no one will see it unless linked.
This one was more with the group. The drive back down to SD would have been an AMAZING video with a metric fuck ton of traffic weaving from us all, but my camera died LITERALLY as we were getting on the freeway. I got like, a minute and some seconds of that, and then it cuts out.
>Every video, save my motorcycle ones, and the rare 90s punk rock, involves copious amounts of eurobeat.
Ya, I think he said it had a boost leak though. Still, I one day wish to get my TT FC, and get a solid turbo in it. It'll sound mad sik.
AM2, a local club based out of San Diego. They saw my car by chance as I was going to get pizza before work, stopped, complimented me on my car, and invited me to the group. This was my first meet I was able to go to though, since my jobs times make day things, and night things, both a bit of a pain to do.
>>710734169
Thank ya Anon.
>>710734284
Korbo*
My captcha was fox maroondah
>>710734355
>Checked
That wasn't a bad pasta.
>>710734429
In the military ;_;
>>710734341
>fox
Triggered
>>710734355
Ees that a Sacho? I think that might be a Sacho.
>>710734430
>fox
T R I G G E R E D
>>710734498
Is she not a fox?
>>710734578
She`s a wolf. A WOLF.
>>710734498
is that a polish 15 year old furry loving kurwa?
>>710734627
I realised this right after i posted
>>710734465
In the Navy?
>>710734627
Isnt female wolf a fox?
>>710734717
Nopes, Swiss army o/
>>710734638
It depends who`s asking.
Who is best fox
>galil
>whorebo
>ran
>felix
>26
>implying it's not ran
>implying it's not ran
>implying it's not ran
>>710734429
Kek maybe that is what he wanted, leaving without making a scene.
That is unlucky man, sounds like it was a blast though. All that matters is that you had fun right? I can imagine it being pretty amazing.
You an eurobeat fanboy? How come?
Not even us euros are eurobeat fans
>boost leak
damn that's not good, how did he manage to get that?
Yea I always want that as well, just roaring that engine makes me hard as fuck. Too bad I was and still am too poor for that
Oh I see, that is pretty random kek. They just do random meetups and show their cars off?
>>710734498
>>710734627
Oh really?
I honestly thought she was a fox
But she has orange hair like a fox. How is she a wolf?
>>710734429
I was first to comment and like on your latest vid aswell
>>710734797
Best fox right here
>>710734797
>fox
>fox
>F O X
>FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX
>>710734772
I have you saved on my computer for some reason
>>710734855
It should say "reply to the post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight"
>>710734883
Yeah
>>710734821
Noone knows. If I remember correctly, she had brown hair in the novels, but she`s always potrayed with orange hair.
>>710734952
Dont. Really. Dont. Plz.
Hello-hello.
>>710734979
Don't what?
>>710734978
No it shouldn't cunt
>>710734979
i want to have you saved on my computer
>>710734979
So you have no real evidence of her being a wolf
thus no real evidence she isn't a fox.
How's it going foxgirl~
>>710735033
Just dont.
>>710735044
Thats pretty lewd.
>>710735086
I won't
>>710735086
Nah, it would only be lewd if i said i wanted your lewds on my computer
>>710735082
Here`s your evidence m8
>>710735112
Thank you.
>>710735151
Then not lewd I guess, just a bit weird.
>>710735258
looks like a big ol' fox to me
>>710735258
almost as weird as loving a fox
>>710735258
But what if my finger slipped?
>>710735307
>>710735309
Im done. I`ll just accept it and move on
>>710734758
Swiss Cheese?
>>710734821
But then why make a thread at all? If I didn't want to make a scene, I'd just fade right on out. Hell, I did for like a week when I was busy, but came back causes someone was asking about me.
I had so much fun in general tonight. Car meet, and a fun as fuck session of D&D. The car meet was awkward at first, but once we got to driving, it was good times all around! I even got a stack of business cards from them to give to people should they want to join. Hell, we even recruited someone at the last gas station we stopped at! Speaking of which, I spent like, $70 on gas today....
I dunno, something about it just grabs hold of me. Some kinda wonderful feeling, as the beat is fast, and it's not repetitive... well, not terribly so anyways. And when you listen to it, can you really say that you don't just want to go faster, and faster, and faster? Put the pedal down, and just keep going until you're pushing your car to the limit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqXeK6mGGnw
Not sure. I assume it just means that the turbo leaks air. But I mean, he was driving it, so it can't be TOO bad of an issue.
Haha, I'm poor as shit dude. I'm like, $650 in debt on a credit card, $2000 in debt on the car, and $3000 in debt for my motorcycle. But I'm just working, somewhat saving, and paying it off as I can.
Yep! They're doing a BBQ today at 10 AM, but I can't go. I'll be asleep at home, but I'm actually going to an /o/ meetup on the 19th, so I'll see how these sperglords play out in comparison. Probably gunna be top-autistic.
>>710734845
Thank you Anon, I'l be sure not to crash anytime soon.
>>710735044
Yes it should you absolute fucking.
>>710735342
I`d be sad.
>>710735364
I'm swiss D:
>>710735379
Then you'll be just like me
>>710735355
good
wait since shes a fox and she's your wife doesn't that make you a zoophile sick fuck?
>>710735369
No
>>710735422
Swiss cheese made of birb milk :3
what does it feel like to be a borderline pedophile?
Claimed
>>710735422
So you're the big cheese?
That was a very short time of sleep.
>>710735556
borderline?
>>710735568
Nay
>>710735457
No, it doesnt becasue our love is pure and it ignores the bounderies of such stupid concepts like "dimensions" or "social norms" (at least thats what I tell myself so I wont end my life)
>>710735445
I already have crippling depression.
>>710735556
Hey, she might look youg be thats because she`s a goddess, she`s actually about older.
>>710735594
N-no
>>710735480
No u
>>710735671
So i can do it?
>>710735688
Wait, Birb is actually the spooked bote?
In all seriousness though, how ya been?
>>710735568
Kek
>>710735740
No.
>>710735799
Why not?
I went to prison for 4 months, the guy next to my pen was a alleged pedophile they beat him so bad he became paralyzed - i listened to him screaming for help for 3 hours without any guards appering becuz nobody wants to help a fucking pedophile, arent u afraid what will happen to you?
>>710735772
Decent I guess. Really tired nowadays
How have you been?
>>710735355
don't worry whorocaust I still love you
>>710735364
hah I'm just joking I really don't know what he was thinking, I'm probably going to take a few day break soon as well since I got some tests comming up and I want to concentrate on them. Though I never really manage to leave
Oh you playd D&D? Sounds great, who did you play with?
Heh that does sound pretty cool, like a racing club. Fuck that is a lot but it's what you get for driving around town kek
Though this is true it is loud and makes you want to go fast, I like listening to some hiphop while driving, I had a driving playlist which essentially made me do the same, pedal to the metal
I dunno a leaking turbo doesn't seem good at all, but yea as long as it makes a sickass sound and drives meh.
Wait your motor cycle as well? jesus man and you want to start school with such a debt?
a BBQ at 10 AM? wew lad
yea i am pretty sure it is not going to be as fun as the meetup you had today, but maybe they have some sickass cars
Who organises a 4chan meetup anyhow?
So who is going to be so kind as to allow me create the thread once this one goes to image limit? Because I have all of it there, I just need to press the button post.
>Flan
>>710735911
Noone
>>710735820
Beacause then people will see me glorious moustache.
>>710735911
You can't even post images
How do you want to make a thread?
>>710735790
Oh hi.
>>710735968
I can censor it
>>710736026
They will get traumatized.
~Holo
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