OP that hates himself here.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
OP that hates himself here.
>>710716673
This was the worst.
>>710716723
Especially because. My mom responded to a group chat.
>>710716673
tooth with pliers
Hammer a nail in finger
>>710716924
I second this
off with a finger tip from last thread dubs
>>710716673
Hi OP! Thanks for continuation.
will you carve my name into your ass? it's keith in case of dubs
>>710716673
Keeping alive.
>>710716988
Winrar
>>710716673
If dubs, light your ass hair ablaze.
If trips, Lighter flame to scrotum. Three second hold.
>>710716723
what did you say and how did you react
cmon dude
>>710716673
find a mirror and just stare at yourself, notice all the details that make up yourself, your face, your build, your greasy ass hair, sit there and think about how no one has loved you and they never will. Emotional pain cuts deepest
>>710716924
Roll
>>710716988
Wil try. Hard as fuck to film.
>>710716673
Razor a smiley face into your cockhead.
>>710716723
how did she respond
>>710716988
Good get Keith.
>>710716988
top keith
>>710717117
Wew lad those 7s and 1s
>>710716924
roll
Gently take a nice little hunk of flesh outta your ass and give it a try. You may find that you taste better than you look.
>>710717133
Take it out after keith in ass OP!!
>>710717117
Kinda glad you missed dubs.
Probably ain't close to Keith. Should picked a more flexible OP.
>>710717384
Wait, you actually have a mirror?
... put... put your fist through it. Then rub your dick on the broken shards.
Cmooon take a tooth out. Keep tooth as memento :v
>>710717533
W E W
>>710717294
Original rules. No permanent disfigurarion. I can't explain that shot at work. Will syringe to gums work?
That shit hurts.
>>710717605
then sharpie your teeth!
Rollin to keep alive
>>710717684
roll
Trace cut the lines on one of your palms
Pee in mouth
Finger in asshole
>>710717684
Need to find it. Honestly the rifle up ass caused the most probls. Like everywhere.
>>710717787
>>710717807
>>710717847
three seven gets in a row
>>710717605
Bitch I got dubs last thread, heated wire cutters to the balls
Shit on the floor.
>>710717533
best one yet, looking forward to this
>>710717891
Roll for this
SHIT ON FLOOR
>>710717934
ROLLING
I am gonna go with dip your balls in hot coffee
If that is not a possible plan. give us your jobs phone number so i can troll the shit out of it.
>>710717948
I already scored dubs, deliver OP
Cut ballsack 111 get
>>710717978
Roll
>>710718024
gonna reroll it because coffee balls!!
>>710717684
Hard to color.
Outside this lines/10
>>710718093
Roll
Draw cat nose and whiskers on face with sharpie pls OP.
>>710718024
Coffee balls are nice
>>710718024
because coffee balls
Piss in your mouth.
>>710718024
roll
Wire through foreskin 265 get
>>710718267
Roll
BURN YOUR FUCKIN BEARD!
>>710716673
wtf OP my name is kas
>>710718024
interested
>>710718121
Smash a couple of plates or glasses over your knee, anon.
>>710718093
Only if he does it with a broken lamp
I showed your mother this and the other thread. She's crying.
>>710718299
that causes dismemberment or physical visible scares.
>>710718311
and it looks like coffee balls
talk to a doctor and explain you situation.
Stick a small negro child up your rectum.
>>710718362
Kill yourself faggot
>>710718338
Pierce cock with needle
>>710718395
fuck that. they just send you to a place like jail and force you to watch happy shows (if your lucky) plus they make you take a lot of meds and be test animals for them to see how they react.
Been to the place here called parksplace which is a asylum to help you get better.
>>710717117
roll
>>710717533
Can I just cut my dick? The as won't shatter and the video is too big.
>>710718390
Cmoooon you burned your pubes and you were fine
>>710718512
Cut the webbing between one of ýour toes
Circumsize yourself. If you already are, do it again.
>>710718564
lol thats not op thats me
>>710718390
>>710717535
I actually collect teeth. One of my few hobbies.
>>710718559
Mirrorbreak Anon here.
I'll go with a suggestion from last thread to substitute.
Take a small chunk of flesh from your ass and give it a taste. Just one, you can spit it out later.
>>710718637
Roll
>>710718626
Thats me not op !!!!!
MEE Im the coffee balls guy. ive been there before no one should ever go to get help its normally worse when your at this level that op is.
>>710718179
>>710718024
>>710718662
>>710718626
All the dub got used up in the last thread
>>710718710
roll
>>710718710
dog you gotta do coffee balls
>>710718024
>>710718311 seeee
>>710718637
Reroll.
>>710718311
Ok.
Op u there
op is dead
>>710717605
OP you happen to go to med school in Illinois?
>>710718870
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER ON MY LIST
That makes 10 coffee balls. I will make this the new sharpie in the pooper!!
Rollin for OP to shit on a plate and eat it
>>710718917
yes why?
>>710718870
Omg i want to you paint me something !! like a coffee mug
>>710718870
Holy fucking shit.
>>710718870
>tldr OP is Nespresso'n his balls
>>710718637
Rollerino
>>710719000
wasted trips
>>710719000
the tripps means you have to drink it!!
>>710718917
Nope. I do t even have a BA.
Staple dick skin to leg
Now that coffee is there. After coffee balls, scald yourself on wherever you choose.
>>710719068
ROLL ROLL ROLL
>>710719000
trips means you drink the coffee!!!!
>>710719133
AND THE DUBS TO DRINK THE COFFEEE
COFFFEEEEE BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>710719068
Rollin for this
>>710716673
shut the fuck up op everyone does just because you do it dosent make a single difference in anyone life if you ate it that much its best to just do nothing and stay in your house until your 30 and live with ur mum the only people you will be a burden to is ur parents
>>710718950
Uicom-p?
>>710719052
I tirie fro dip deeper but holy fuck did that hurt. Sipping and biting tongue.
>>710719191
not op
>>710719063
I don't think you're op
>>710718710
It's hard to cut ass. Can I cut and peel thigh?
>>710719177
he has a job so i dont know if you can really call him a burden on society at all. . .
>>710719209
BTW I am BlargNice to meet you. I make people do coffee balls then drink it. You get to say you used your own teabag to season it!!!
>>710719254
Damnit. Thanks for nothing jerk.
>>710719068
Roll
>>710719288
Why don't you have a flaying knife or scalpel or exacto knife OP wtf
>>710719256
Sad but true. Needle in eye?
Including the stupid fucking sharpie mark.
>>710719288
Yea, as long as you taste the flesh.
MirrorbreakAnon
Own any Firearms OP?
>>710719302
Well guys blarg is heading out. i have done my job and got coffee balls.
Have fun
If this is dubs make a painting for me !!!
If trips go to bed !!
>>710719415
yo wtf that shits gross
>>710719415
What does it feel? Did it reach the eyeballs?
Can you write /swayze/ on your arm
>>710716673
go to bed
>>710719496
dang was hoping to make you go to bed.
well blarg is out
write katordri on your shin/leg
lol
>>710719397
... exactly are for cutting mold lines off miniatures.
Something's are beyond defiling.
>>710719415
Seriously? I thought a couple threads ago you explained that you were a medfag as a reason you had syringes?
Could have been just chatter and I misunderstood, my apologies.
Now cut off a nipple.
>>710719415
It feels like my eyeball is swelling. A little pain around where it pokes. It's a thin needle.
>>710719659
carve A.K on arm
>>710718637
Roll
>>710719778
Damn close
reroll
>>710718637
YES ROLL FOR THIS
Shattered glass up ass, OP Deliver.
>>710718637
reroll 888 get
>>710719543
rerolll
>>710719659
Kek. But they're sharp as fuck though. Probably do the trick better than some of the tools you're using.
Maybe get a fresh one solely for mutilation?
>>710719676
Reason is diabetes. Get quads to get
Nipple off. That's disfigurement but it won't show at work. Only on the beach, assuming people don't assume I beached and try to release me back to the ocean.
jerk off into a syringe then inject it
>>710718637
Rolling
>>710719867
reroll
9999 quads get!
>>710719903
>>710719903
Roolll
>>710719903
Damn. Respek
>>710720001
Off by one...........
>>710719906
reroll
>>710719903
Roll
>>710718637
I gotta roll this one more time.
>>710716673
who the fuck is kas
Reroll for nip off
>>710720001
It's from last time. I stripped flesh, cooked and ate it.
>>710720088
God gets Charlie brown
>>710720188
Oooooh, that wasn't a lopped off nip? I was in the thread where you cooked your thigh, I must have missed the nip lop.
>>710720188
are you the dude who almost cut his toe off
>>710720088
Hard to do. I legit think I am impotent. May take a bit to jerk it. Trying though. -
Your balls busted from putting needles into it.
>>710720373
What's the status of that finger removal?
>>710720351
Yeah. Toe didntk work for a day or two. Scar sucks though.
Ina really treated it pretty good.
I'm
Kinda turned by the idea of jerking it. Collecting semen then injecting it.
>>710720569
Kek you found a new fetish my dude congrats
Razor cut all the way down the underside of penis
>>710716673
Trying to jerk self with needle in dick.
>>710721758
>>710722348
>>710722375
Blood and cum.
I stick needles in myself everyday
and yes I have injected my dick
be a man and stick it under the finger nail ffs
>>710722407
>>710722493
>>710719659
Play dark Eldar for the rest of your life
>>710722537
>>710722545
Reroll
rip fingernail off
>>710722493
god bless
>>710722545
In waiting on the new sister sculpts. I love the skitarii though. New thread direction. THIN YOUR PAINTS.
>>710722570
Rereroll because Dark Eldar
now do the same but with your piss
>>710722651
Hey, at least there's that! Something to not hate :D the little things!
>>710722659
I think I have a ravager spue somewhere.
>>710722768
That's totally awesome!
>>710716673
EHHHH IT'S MY INNITIALS! I remember asking him to do that! Got them 22s
>>710716673
Did she play you like a fiddle
>>710723036
OP here. I haven't dated anyone in 13 years.
Also does someone really want me to inject my own piss. Even for a degenerate like me that is weird.
Probably not going to get dubs, but this'd be hillarious.
My friend Ricky is a total bitch when it comes to things like this. and I think it'd be HILLARIOUS if you carved/burned whatever "RICKY P." somewhere. Or even wrote it in sharpy near something that's bleeding. It's honestly up to you, I'm just trying to fuck with ricky right now.
>>710723209
roll
>>710723209
Re-Roll.
My only re-roll, I get that this shit's not exactly fun or anything. So I'm not pushing it.
>>710723483
Ill roll that for you
>>710723209
>>710723209
reroll
>>710723209
roll 4 u
>>710723900
noice
>>710723900
Thanks /b/ro.
>>710723900
winrar
>>710723900
Alright. Ricky P time I guess.
>>710722583
roll
>>710724153
THANKS, RICKY'S GONNA BITCH OUT SO HARD! Thanks man, I owe you one!
>>710724368
OP here. That's hard as fuck go do. Combo of poor leverage and instincts. I suggest you re-roll.
>>710724404
Post his reaction.
>>710723110
You'll die a painful bacterial death. Exited urine isn't sterile.
>>710722583
>>710724486
re roll
>>710716673
Try to look at the more positive side of life OP.
*hugs you a warm hug*
Be strong, OP. love yourself because you deserve to be loved
>>710724544
That is dubs. Should I do it?
>>710724623
No.
>>710724668
Whelp. Got a better idea?
>>710724623
Yes.
>>710724623
Do it faggit
>>710724623
piss guy here, i take it back
I gotta be honest I feel let down by the op
He promised fucked up shit and this is just disappointing
A few chicken scratches and stabby stabby with a liittle needle. smh
>>710724586
>/b/=<3
>>710724713
Go watch cartoons.
>>710724733
So what is it?
>>710724153
I'm the anon who rolled dubs.
Wow, it's crazy to think that with one single post I committed Grievous Bodily Harm, which has a maximum punishment of life in prison.
Very humbling.
>>710724508
>>710724623
No.
Dubs says OP visits psychiatrist.
>>710724544
No he wont. I read a medical case where a parent was injecting their child with shit and piss for weeks. The child was ill but didnt die. They only caught the mother out cuz they hid a camera in the kids hospital room
>>710724817
"grievous bodily harm?" wtfever nerd
Cut the webbings of your toes on your left feet and carve /b/ on the same foot
>>710724804
Japanese or American?
Can't really time stamp Horo.
>>710724806
drink piss
>>710724944
Gross
>>710724910
It's the most serious form of assault here in Britain, requiring the victim to bleed.
Sorry, the world isn't all America, tard.
>>710724806
Go to bed
>>710724855
lol
>>710724919
I think by cartoons he meant American, otherwise he would have said anime.
Sorry, no anime for you.
>>710724914
Lets go OP
>>710724944
Salty. Luke warm. Feel like I gonna vomit. Not as bad as I thought.
>>710725110
Gross /b/ro. I've got a piss fettish, and even I can't stand the taste.
>>710724987
>suggests a guy poke himself with a needle
>most serious form of assault
How were you an empire?
>>710717891
who has wire cutters lying around their house?
Why are you even doing this shit OP?
>>710725110
who you gonna vote for?
>>710725110
Vomit then drink your vomit
roll
>>710725077
Does this work then?
>>710725212
That's not what the anon requested. Are you fucking illiterate?
>>710725212
>>suggests a guy poke himself with a needle
That's not what the anon rolled for...
>>710725253
People with toolboxes? What kind of adult doesn't have a toolbox?
>>710725257
Already did. I'm with her.
>>710725212
Assault is not a spectrum of how serious the injury is. Assault is categorised based on objective factors, e.g. whether it pierced the skin and drew blood. Obviously the extent of the injury can aggravate the sentence but what the anon rolled for would most certainly qualify as GBH, although a very mild form.
>>710725328
>>710725365
Oooh, he was the anon that got OP to scratch his name on his skin. Not carve or burn, but scratch with a needle. So sorry, I forgot I was talking to Jack the Ripper.
Again, how were you an empire?
>>710725327
Yeah, enjoy.
You waste of resources. No one loves you.
>>710725385
one that doesn't waste his time with the work mexicans should be doing
>>710724914
Come on faggot
>>710725418
>>710725610
Are you retarded? No one's claiming that it was as serious as smashing his face in with a hammer. The anon said that it would constitute GBH, WHICH IS CORRECT, and that GBH is the most serious form of assault, WHICH IS ALSO CORRECT.
I mean, man, you must have really struggled in school if you're this deficient that you can't see what people are saying and jump to your own conclusions.
See >>710725509
Cut the anus with the razor then put citric fruit juice on it or salt.
seek help
>>710725509
Buuuuullllllllllshit. OP did it on his own free will. Deflate your ego for a few seconds fag. Look at all the suggestions he turned down? Suggestions being the operative word. He's a willing participants, you're a voyeur, that's as far as your culpability goes in this SERIOUSLY SERIOUS CASE OF SERIOUSLY SERIOUS BODILY HARM.
>>710725629
You are right.
That no one loves me is readily apparent.
I also waste resources from a purely biological perspective. I am a 29 year old virgin and I am extremely unlikely to attract a mate.
>>710725828
See>>710725866
You weak natured UK cunt
>>710725977
I love you
>>710725977
Dude if you can go this far out of your way to torture yourself with no end goal, there's definitly a way for you to get laid man.
Here's the thing, you got dubs, but I'm going to provide the torture.
>Step 1 go out and exercise. This will basically quadrouple/max out your ods of getting a GF
>Step 2 Go out and reach for it. Just go exercise and shit, and once you're at a decent weight start flirting and shit.
It's torture, I know. I was there once, but trust me man, you'll get there.
>>710726175
It's all in confidence. Get to around 200lbs, or to a decent muscle mass. Then just act confident. If you're ugly in the face DON'T SWEAT IT, Girls are not as physical as guys are, just be conifident and a decent acting dude and you're sure to make it.
To add to that you said you're almost 30, girls are looking to settle down then and get married, that means you can find someone you love, and stay with them and such. nothing's holding you down other than yourself.
>>710726338
rolling for this
>>710726444
Trips win!
>>710726175
Ohh I'm fine exercising, it isn't really that. Last time I dated anyone I was 16 and even then I didn't know how to do intimacy. I literally have never even held hands.
I just don't know what to do past a certain point. I have trouble taking to people, I just have no idea how to be suggestive/ flirty/ or what have you.
>>710726591
Go to fetlife. Find a pretty sadist to poke you full of holes and shit. You can find love OP, I have confidence in you!
>>710719000
No wonder you hate yourself, look at how tiny your dick is.
>>710726591
Do you have any hobbies/interests other than torturing yourself?
>>710726591
Their's room to learn.
As for being flirty I reccomend doing subtle glances at someone, DO NOT STARE, just glance every 10-20 seconds, if they catch you, SUBTLE smile or something like that. Then if they seem into it they will approach you, or maybe you go to them and ask them out, litterally the worst case scenerio is they say no.
It's a life motto of mine now "Worst they can say is no"
>>710719000
Is...That a CARS mug???
>>710726722
I dunno anon, your dick is pretty tiny too and you manage
>>710726754
There's*
>>710726811
looks like from inside out
>>710726984
Yeah, that's defo Anger from inside out
>>710724586
/thread
>>710726743
Watching sports, when I weighed less kayaking, pen and paper rpgs, politics, theatre (I'm an electrician) fishing. I want to learn how to shoot. This the air rifle to begin with.
>>710727111
HEY, The pen and paper RPG's is kinda nerdy, but guess what, there're plenty of nerdie girls! Hell, I love Tabletop rpgs, and such. Plus Theatre makes you seem more high class, Kayaking makes you seem active, you're fine anon. You just need to break those comfort zones... in a more productive way than razor blading your dick.
>>710727105
>posts /thread
>to a post literally 45 minutes old
>>710719415
why anon,whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
>>710727265
I like how helpful you're being anon. Are you a life coach?
I hope someone made a screencap for the thread.
also if dubs,op must go out home the way he's right now and bother as many people as possible with his problems
(ofc with all the needles attached to his body)
>>710727346
He did it before, even sucked a bit of jelly out.
>>710727360
Not really, but I've been in the same place OP has at one point. I'm just trying to give him the help I had to learn myself. I figure that anyone who's coming here to do the "Torture me" thing might need something.
>>710727391
Dude are you just now going thru the thread and replying to shit? Next time hop to the bottom to check progress.
Cheers for whenever the fuck you get to this post.
>>710725977
is that a gun??
>>710727506
Goodonya /b/ro
Wow dude.
>>710727527
Omfg please read the entire thread before you comment. I mean for next time. So you don't sound like an out of synch background character.
>>710727722
To be fair it did go up my ass. It could also be a dildo?
>>710726591
Bro its because you're insecure and and feel like what have you done to deserve it
Trust me the girl doesn't deserve it either
That why you compromise fir each other
Stop doing weird shit
Weird - unesessary
Stop weird behaviour
Unless you have total control
Man id like to fucking stab you cunt, complaining while kids are suffering way worse than you out there
Get your shit together, we love you but we aint gonna cuddle you until u deserve that
Chicks want normalness
>>710724914
Still waiting unloved faggot OP
>>710728459
>(you)
>>710728731
my stupid ass actually clicked to see who you replied to thinking it was me.
Fuck my life
>Is a fucking idiot
>>710728965
same lul
>>710728717
no dubs so stfu
>>710725866
No you're wrong, because when I posted I knew it was likely that it would result in OP harming himself, and I intended to bring that about by posting.
People have been culpable for telling people to kill themselves online, and this is no different.
So yes I am culpable, you stupid nigger.
>>710727896
Hey OP are you still on?
>>710718299
this makes nerve gas
>>710730096
This is different. Murder is not the same as asking a willing participant to scratch something into their skin. It's called self mutilation. In fact scarring is considered a body modification, so if we're making wild equivilancies, it'd be more like you texting a friend to get something stupid tattooed on himself. Even if he got hepatitis you wouldn't get charged with grievous bodily harm, would you?
Ain't postulation fun? Now stop acting like an overexcited tween who just touched their first boob.
>>710717137
You can feel better now, because you made my day. I have a huge smile on my face
>>710718299
lol this pepe
