Post your favorite celeb and what perverse shit you'd do to them.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mbewnrop/comments/5bdcc0/karlie_brooks_first_impressions/
>>710708623
I'd tie her down and force her to take on increasingly huge insertions while i fucked her face.
>>710708623
anal then suck my cum out of her ass and spit it into her mouth.
I want to see how far I can shove my tongue up Ariana Grande's beautiful ass.
Want to be cucked by her.
>>710709002
perfect little ass.
I'd kill for a footjob from Emma.
>>710709383
>>710708623
Hold hands
>>710709840
All night long
>>710709840
good call anon
>>710709952
choke on her tits will she rides my dick
>>710709952
Sick fuck
Eat her shit.
>>710710379
...ty dinner*
I'd be Maria's slave.
Id go walking in the woods with emma
>>710710482
that too.
>>710710615
Always wanted to cum on Anna's face and watch my jizz pour btwn the gap in her teeth.
Rape.
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice is one of the most beautiful women in the world and I-I'm too much o-of a sissy t-to do anything but look at her...
>Go on a date to a club or something.
>Dance the night away.
>Escort her home
>Say goodnight, kiss on the cheek
>Make a date for another night
>Instead of going out, make her dinner
>Menu includes Herb Bread, Profiteroles, Lobster Cakes and Grilled Salmon in Chive Sauce, Served with a bottle of Gewurztraminer.
>Then proceed to seduce her.
>>710712071
I'd bend her over and fuck her pussy all night long
I miss these days
Nothing lewd. She's too pure for this world
>>710712071
I-I know m-many m-men want h-her and they h-hope I-I'll eat p-poisonous meat and die... They a-always s-send m-me the cruelest m-messages b-because they know h-how m-much she l-loves m-me; and a-as much a-as they w-want she w-won't leave m-me...
seriously i would have no mercy on hyuna, she'd be locked up and her sole purpose in life would be my fuck toy
>>710712151
Whaa... Please d-don't d-do that t-to m-my precious m-mistress g-good sir... She's v-very f-fragile and small b-boned...
>>710712281
h e l l o r a t o
>>710712529
She'd love it
>>710712281
collectors edition surfaced
>>710712416
This. The Bubble Pop video makes me horny as fuck.
anyone remember this set?
>>710712664
literally looks like a rat
>>710712281
>>710712664
Who's this
>>710712774
Ratowskijisiisi
>>710712126
>Sweep her up
>Take her into the bed room
>Lay her on the bed.
>Undress her slowly.
>Start to rub her feet then slowly work her lucious long legs
>Kissing and caressing her.
>Caustiously start to tease her pussy
Hug amd never let go
>>710712774
>>710712656
I-I know s-s-she readily accepts th-the advances of alpha m-men every day b-but you must understand she has v-very s-strong feelings t-t-towards me good s-s-sir...
>>710712728
>>710712126
>Go to club
>Drug her drink
>Rape and murder
This is what you sound like
>>710713070
You can watch
>>710712529
Hey, faggot. Stop typing like that. That is a very tired joke and it makes me want to murder you.
>>710713070
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>710713276
Autism
I would tie her up and continually degrade her. Id force myself in every one of her holes until she is crying and loses every last ounce of her self respect.
>>710713081
I guess no one likes has beens
>>710713338
Pretty sure it's way beyond autism, lol
Celeb: Whitney Cummings
Perverse shit: make her explain 2 broke girls spec scripts while binge watching the first 3 seasons together
>>710713345
>ounce of her self respect
she has none, just like her no tits and ass
>>710713146
N-No...
>>710713276
>>710713196
I-I c-can understand y-y-your celeb mistressless frustrations g-good sirs... If I c-could share m-my mistress w-with you I-I w-would s-so y-you too could understand what's i-it's l-like t-to have o-one o-of the m-most beautiful w-women in the w-world in y-y-your arms...
>>710713345
>>710713518
Oh i think shes an egotistical, stuck up, confident little twat. I'd want to break her.
>>710713736
Yes, your mistress and I can have some fun and you can watch, as I make her feel like a real woman
>>710712928
>Tenderly love her lips and labia with my tounge
>After a while move up her stomach kissing and licking my way to her breast
>There I will trace her areolas and nipples.
>I will gently flick and play with each nipple until she had enough
>Next I will turn my attention to her neck also kissing and sucking the nape while I gently finger her
>I kiss her passionatly then I undress myself
>Removing my last article of clothing Karen's jaw drops
>>710713138
Wheres the fun in that.
>>710713736
I know m-many o-of h-her f-fans d-disapprove of m-me; they s-say I-I w-was born in a barn; my l-l-low breeding sh-should disqualify me a-and g-generally question wh-why Victoria is s-so besotted w-with a crab d-d-dweller..
>>710714371
>She then starts to laugh hystericly
>She then says "I don't think so, not with that tiny cock"
>Karen then jumps off the bed dresses her self and leaves, continuing to laugh.
>I sit down on the bed and rub one out.
The exact same thing that happens with every female I date
>>710713993
P-Please d-don't steal m-my m-mistress g-good s-sir; she l-loves m-me d-deeply... H-Her f-fans h-hope I-I'll t-take a-a swim in the Pacific Ocean and n-never c-come back...
>>710715049
I wish that upon you too, but your gonna have to face it, and watch.
>>710715049
I-I'm s-so h-happy m-my m-mistress is a-a beautiful t-trophy w-wife... The l-last t-time w-we went o-out I-I had three m-men c-come up and a-asked i-if they c-could h-have her: o-one guy even o-offered m-me 10 thousand r-right on the spot... I-I quickly g-grabbed h-her and w-we r-ran away from them... I-I d-didn't w-want a- face full o-of resentment h-hitting me...
>>710715141
>>710715724
N-Nobody t-tells y-you w-what t-to do after y-you g-get a-a w-world class trophy m-mate s-so I-I j-j-just w-wing it and m-mostly r-run f-for my life...
>>710716092
You ever want to suck on her tits? Eat her pussy? Fuck that sweet ass? Or even jerk off to the thought of it?
>>710716092
>>710716312
I-I h-have f-full a-access t-to her h-heart g-goodliest o-of sirs and all y-you m-mention i-is a-at m-my c-command: I-I o-often think I-I'm l-l-living a-a dream... B-But w-when that l-lump in th-the throat and d-deepest o-of f-feelings h-hit sh-she i-is little m-more than m-mere p-puddy a-at m-my f-feet...
>My favorite past time
>Ghost hunting
>>710716996
>>710716996
any why have never seen that before dump if theres more
>>710716845
H-Her f-fans are r-rather m-mixed in their f-feelings a-about m-me; s-some w-want m-me t-to d-die in a car crash, o-others w-want m-me t-to be p-pulled a-apart by w-wild w-wolves and a-a few w-want me t-to goof up i-i-in a chain saw accident...
>>710717327
I-I g-guess they w-want t-the b-best f-for Victoria: and s-since I-I came from a family o-of r-robbers, hippies and drug dealers th-they think I-I'm not it...
What I would do Britney? EVERYTHING
>>710712360
>>710717859
I-I know I-I'm n-not g-good enough f-for h-her b-but she d-doesn't c-care, saying h-her l-love i-is set and I-I'm the lucky o-one...
>>710718212
N-Now i-if I-I can j-just s-stop all those m-men f-from c-coming u-up to us and digging in her bum l-life w-would just be s-so good...
>>710718550
By the time w-w-we get back h-h-home from all that greasy f-fan f-f-finger d-digging she i-is usually all w-worked up and ready t-t-to r-rip my clothes off...
>>710719202
Mmmm
Kristen is fav by a landslide, would probably be pretty vanilla shit though. def up the ass though
>>710719511
God, i want to cover her face
>>710708623
I'd love to just live with her and be happy together. I don't need or want sex really.
>>710719553
One of my favs too!
>>710718160
>tfw ywn kiss Rowan
>>710718834
I-I usually r-run into t-the bathroom a-and l-lock m-myself in there until sh-she h-has h-had t-time t-to cool o-off... I-I mean I-I g-get pl-plenty o-of h-her d-during the w-week... Sh-She i-is a-a b-bit t-too salacious s-some times f-for me...
>>710719918
shes everything perfect in a girl, only thing shes missing is a good taste in music.
a lot of nice girls of your city wanna f..ck on http://zhh.ink/4gxw
>>710719853
>>710720032
I-I mean who w-wants t-to spend 24 h-hours a day in the bedroom... I-I n-need fresh a-air...
>>710720195
i can imagine her lips around my dick hnng
I just wanna watch Yu-Gi-Oh with her...
id pretzel the fuck out of Isla. got a thing for short girls.
would do some disgusting goblin king role play.
>>710720554
>>710721838
>>710716408
can't stand that duckfaced crawlup
shes she count as a celeb?
>>710723058
Who is it?
>>710723180
morgan from FBE React.
>>710723458
then no
The Fine Bros are cancer
>>710719553
why in her ass?
energetic cowgirl, doggy and finish in her mouth
Is anyone's fave Taylor?
>>710724133
shes to skinny to be a fave.
>>710724252
Maybe you'd still fuck her raw
>>710724319
I wonder if she likes it in the butt?
>>710724384
Out of everyone she dated, think anyone could get that prize?
>>710724319
i absolutely would
fapping
>>710724319
ofcourse i would shes a solid 8/10. plus who wouldnt fuck tay.
>>710724504
How would you?
>>710710615
what perverse shit would u do to her tho...or u a fag?
>>710710316
nice
>>710724609
id have sex with her in the woods
Oh the things I would do. Patrick bateman was a pussy compared to what I would do.
>>710724579
with my penis.
>>710724133
>>710724252
>>710724319
>>710724440
>>710724504
>>710724579
i take tay tay down to my cellar and chain her up and keep her there as my pet trannie who i would rape every night and feed her nothing but my piss shit and cum.
a lot of nice sluttty girls of your city wanna be fucked on http://zhh.ink/4gxw
Would grab both by the pussy.
>>710724691
id take emma home and hog tie her and then fuck all her holes and watch her puke and gag over my cock as i cum deep in her throat and then donkey punch her and crack her skull want watch her die from suffocation and head trauma
>>710725018
why?
>>710725018
And Maisie?
>>710725018
Wow, that's weird. I just read that on a Hallmark card the other day. And they say romance is dead.
>>710708623
lots of ass to mouth stuff
get her to piss on me while she sucks my dick.
hard anal as she bends over the kitchen table.
dress her up as a princess and fuck her sweet pretty mouth then cum down her throat as she gags on my dick.
fist her asshole and pussy at the same time while pissing in her mouth .
>>710725114
because its how i like to treat women who think above their station, and it turns me on a lot.
a lot of nice sluttty girlz of your city wanna be fucked on http://zhh.ink/4gxw
>>710725202
youre a sick fuck
>>710725129
id start by putting a hillary clinton mask over her head and lay her on her back on a table and lie her arms to her legs and then id shove a hot poker deep inside her and fuck her with it....then id fuck the new hole that i have made while slowly stabbing her in the chest with a long thin knife and then slash her throat just when im about to cum ....and then cum in her neck.
>>710725275
you realise your on /b right dude? there is no "safe spaces" here
>>710725145
Kek'd
>>710725409
Would you pull her insides out?
And when yo say cum in her neck, how exactly?
a lot of so hot sluttty girls of your city wanna be fucked on http://zhh.ink/4gxw
>>710725561
you sound like a bitter virgin though
why do this when you can fuck her in public?
>>710714790
10/10 can relate
>>710709602
any more blonde emma?
>>710725705
>>710726124
donkey punch is term used by twelve year olds it doesnt even work irl
10/10 would let break arm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfVu0pwBNVc
>>710726199
dude you are in the wrong thread its obvious you cannot handle adult discussions, maybe its time you went back to /hr/, you little faggot.
>>710727033
Lick eyes
>>710724873
I'm jacking off so hard thinking about that anon
i wanna destroy emma watsons tight boi puss!!!
I wanna lick her feet
>>710712416
>>710712715
I love her. I would beat the fuck out of her if she ever tried to leave me.
>>710729203
I'm torn between wanting to be her toilet and using her as one
>>710729400
using her as one
>>710727813
hi, dan
>>710729489
hhnng that picture got me diamonds. Would you shit on her as well?
A deep long titfuck
I want her to ride my face so i can eat her ass
>>710730168
Big cock?
>>710727561
I'd rather she destroys mine tbh
>>710732808
>>710724767
That's nice. I'll be over here steel scrubbing my eyes if you need me.
iv been here for many years in celeb threads and iv been mocking the autistic fucks every day because it gives me shits and giggles and i take full credit for how insane they have got thanks to me triggering them constantly
>>710733007
Bootjob from ari
>>710733201
id make her eat this
>>710710379
nghhh Pënny , me too
>>710734369
>>710733308
>>710732968
>non celebs
>>710734509
pretty sure they are celebs
>>710734703
nope there sluts not celebs they fuck producers to get into shitty children's shows etc
>>710734835
and then get their show canceled because of their bratty behaviour lol
>>710734835
nah they get into these shows by actually being good at acting
>>710735209
Would marry and put lots of kids in her
>>710735209 =:( this is what happens when you tell little girls that looks don't matter.
http://mysexydivas.forumcommunity.net/
>>710735345
Looks matter, and I like her looks m8
>>710735002
they got their show canceled due to their shitty acting lol
>>710713081
>naked
>>710718212
>>710718550
>>710718834
Fuck this shit is cringey
Just stop
>>710737745
>>710737041
That guy's scar tat...
Wtf
>>710738381
>>710737745
this is the same fag who posts G emma watson and the mckensie slut aka Marinafag he sufferers from severe autism and is bed bound due to his severe social phobia, he spends all day trolling on /b celeb threads posting the worst sluts imaginable in an attempt to "troll"
>>710738948
/thread
I'd force him to service my boots at my discretion
>>710741302
all hail queen chloe
>>710741302
Blowjob lips
>>710741302
Disgusting
>tfw you must attack britney with every appendage on your body right fucking now
>>710742053
>fag detected
new thread
>>710742323
>>710742323
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