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ITT: We are all living in the same house.
Who the fuck keeps leaving their filthy goddamn hair all over the soap?
This microwave is my microwave. If you try to microwave something ,then I was "about to use it." Fuck you.
I'll be in my room
>>710708731
goddamn hermit why don't you come downstairs and live a litle
>that captcha
sorry I keep jizzing in the toilet and not flushing
>>710708814
Because I hate it here!
>>710708826
it was meant to be
shitter's clogged
>>710708705
Jesus Christ who took in the fucking refugee? If he's not on the lease than all our fucking asses get busted
>>710709032
How can a floor be clogged?
I farted
>>710709202
there's a hole in it but you idiots keep missing it
>>710709283
literally everything has a hole in it, you can't miss
will whoever drinks the last cup of coffee make some more next time?
>>710709110
We play cod together
WHO ATE THE LAST FUCKING PIECE OF CAKE????
if anyone needs me, i'm in the cow room
>>710709790
the cake was a lie, nigger
>>710709973
i didn't know we had a cow room
>>710709772
Hey asswhole. Id appreciate it if you would take the disc out when your done playing.. not everybody plays cod. And also, wash your fucking refugee. Jesus.
>>710710139
who the fuck bought infinite warfare you nigger faggot
>>710710005
Ye. like your dick, coon. Just don't eat my food.
When you guys wake up before me can we all not slam the cabinet doors as hard as we can some people are trying to sleep
>>710709973
I bought another cow
>>710710288
Got the wrong guy, pal. I play Bf1. You piece of shit. Were still waiting on your share of the rent, you neet bumpkin.
>>710710139
He bites me when I bathe him
Do not ask questions on why we are holding a middle-school after-school program in the basement.
pls
Hey guys we are lookin for some of you
>>710710446
hhey that's my wife
>>710710026
it's next to the nurses quarters
>>710710596
fucking refugee
>>710710586
Sorry this is dogo, no one here but me
>>710710413
I'll stop slamming cabinet doors when you stop snoring.
Hi I have two Hawaiian pizzas and a garlic bread with coke, that will be $29.99 plus tip
>>710710586
i told you i was in the cow's room
>>710710803
Who the fuck ordered pizza?
GUYS THE PIZZA MAN IS HERE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS GODZILLA
>>710710865
Don't forget to tip sir
>>710710878
did godzilla order the pizza i swear that bitch always makes me pay for his shit
>>710710803
First you have to dare the meat danglers maze of despair. Also Christmas decor is up everyone
>>710708520
I'm gonna go hang myself in the closet so I can never come out
Fuck you guys you pieces of shit are the reason I'm doing this
Eat my fucking food, drink my fucking beer, play my fucking video games, jerk off with my fucking lotion, cum in my socks
This is fucking BULLSHIT
>>710710576
Okok. Cmon cheer up. Wanna smoke some weed? I found some of the other guys stash..
>>710711013
hey I'll take the socks afterwards if you dont need them
>>710708634
Not me.
I farted again
>>710711042
Hey this ain't so bad man, thanks
>>710711042
AND NOW YOURE DOING MY DRUGS TOO??
Whatever fuck it you can find me hanging in the closet peace out niggers
STOP STREAMING GAY PORN I'M TRYING TO PLAY COD
There's room at the dinner table for everyone. Why doesn't anyone come down for dinner anymore? Are yall sick of my flower spaghetti or is it because I'm autistic
>>710711170
I can't smell it anyway
>>710711013
no. it is cow shit. we don't have bullshit here
>>710709429
the hole in the floor is for shitting? oh... I guess i've been doing it wrong
MOOOOM ANON'S BULLYING ME AGAIN
>>710711245
>implying it isn't both
>>710711219
cod IS gay porn
Hi I'm anons girlfriend, do you know if he's home
I swear to fucking god, instead of eating my fucking food you can just ask me you fucking cunts. I would gladly share, but taking my shit isn't cool.
>>710711318
Shut the fuck up kid your mom's busy ;^)
>>710711042
Dude you gotta warn us before you start hotboxing the house. Some of us run a business...in gta online
>>710711294
>a hole is a hole
Excuse us but do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
this dog just showed up at the door idk what to do with him
>>710711381
Shut the fuck up and go buy more Doritos for me you fat fuck
>>710711380
alright, who left their cardboard cutout outside and the door open?
>>710711424
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS PLACE, WE WILL EAT YOU YOU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKINGG
>MORMONS
>>710711428
We could fuck it?
Guys it's fine I'll make the turkey this year
>>710711524
no no we already have a goat let's not be greedy
>>710711470
Hey douchenuts, ill be right back, let mom know i left. What are your favorite kind?
I can hear you masturbating!
>>710711245
I'll come down for dinner. But I want to sit next to the window. I sweat when I eat. And also I'm a vegan.
>>710711380
yes he's a little....... butthurt right now
>>710711608
>good
There's some left over hotdogs in the kitchen if you're hungry now
>>710711590
NACHO CHEESE YOU FUCKING CASUAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
All ! ask is for a little help around here. Mike can't you pick up your fucking socks? Steve why are you always sitting on the arm of the sofa? Jamal, God damnit Jamal!!! Someone come and get this fucking refugee.
I'll stay in my room thanks. And whatever you hear do not open the door.
>>710711215
Oh shit. Sorry bro.
..wanna hit it?
>>710711690
can I have TWO weiners???
>>710711428
shar pei in pooper.. c'mon, its 4chom, we have standards to maintain
Alright, who's slave is in my bed?
>>710711508
When the rapture happens you'll regret it sir
hey who ever owns the toyota left their lights on. i think it's mike's car.
MIKE YOUR CAR IS OONN
>>710710446
That's a dog dumbass
Hey guys I'm running out for a bit, mind watching this till I get back?
I'm heating the spaghett for you guys
>>710711470
Need you to try some of this
>>710711320
Need you to try some of this spaghetti
>>710711219
Come downstairs I need you to try the spaghett
You've been in the bathroom for a fucking hour now, hurry up I need to shit
>>710711700
HEY YOU FUCKING ASSWAD IM JUST TRYING TO ACCOMMODATE MY FUCKING FAMILY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOULL BE LUCKY IF I EVEN GET YOUR KIND NOW YOU PRICK
Alright, who the absolute FUCK brought the fucking singles into this house? This is strictly a dubs house.
>>710711752
>>710711799
Mike your car and your socks!!!!
>>710711837
fuck you and your milk
>>710711837
OH GOD KEEP ANON AWAY FROM IT
>>710711381
Ye I'm with you. Sick and tired of finding crumbs when I come home.
>>710711700
Nah man get that sweet chili. I'm tired of eating all of anon's nacho cheese doritos
>>710711821
FUCK waste of money then
>>710708634
it was my anus.
>>710711787
I have a strict no girls allowed policy. Why doesn't anyone respect me?
:lockdoor:
guise i think i found the house mascot
barkles the autistic dog
>>710711876
FUCK YOU WE ARENT FAMILY JUST BECAUSE OUR PARENTS ARE MARRIED
I-I'm not crying shut the fuck up I have dirt in my eyes you fucking nigger fuck off
>>710711989
i thought the refugee was our mascot
>>710711787
what's that doing in the MODS room?
Can't we all just get along.
>>710711700
*pinches a Dorito and eats it with a grin*
hope you don't mind bro but I kinda of ate one of your highly sought after doritos
>>710711989
We already have you, the autistic faggot
Why do we need more autistic shit around here
>>710711877
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKS, OR I'LL SHOOT UP THIS FUCKING HOUSE.
>>710711590
Just some bananas for me please. Gotta stay fit and healthy.
>>710712018
hey, hey, its okay. join me on the couch, I just got back from the store, i stopped for a baja blast on the way if you want some
Hey guys i just moved in. If has dry nips they can come to my room
>>710711837
Your reverse psychology doesn't work on me faggot
>>710712044
I agree with anon, Jamal is our patron mascot here
>>710708520
GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING
>>710712108
1 isn't an even number
RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>710712197
finally someone decent moves in
>>710712165
Fuck yeah
I JUST BOUGHT A TUB OF ICE CREAM YESTERDAY! DID YOU NIGGERS EAT IT ALL?!
Will you keep it down out there?! I'm tryin' to masturbate in here!
>>710712047
I'm in the mods room. I'll be there in a second master
>>710712098
FUCK YOU I WAS HUNGRY
>>710712138
>implying I don't have dubs
You should shoot yourself faggot
>>710712165
NO ILL GET MY OWN DORITOS
>>710712275
what kind was it
>>710712267
you has dry nips? I help apply lubricant
>>710712197
if dry do they ahve to be hard aswell?
Im trying to avoid
>autism
guys i bought some hurricane repellent we're all safer now no need to thank me
>>710712289
would you shut the fuck up and masturbate, im trying to masturbate to this
>>710711877
The only thing double in this house are your chins
>>710712377
MY NIGGA
>>710712386
apply ice cream to burn
>>710712346
No no. No autism here. Just lubricant. I apply to your nipples now.
For fuck's sake, who keeps smoking their own toenails? The landlord is starting to get suspicious
>>710712340
...proceed...
>>710712315
mint and cookie
>>710712478
Those are daesha's toenails. I'm not a savage
>>710712525
oh yeah sorry lol
I would gladly donate an ungodly amount of money to have all of /b/ moved into the same house
>>710712386
Possy shit fucking cunt fuck. Get that pest out of here, it's bringing dead animals.
>>710712488
come. lay on my couch. we will begin
>>710712525
Haha
>weird
>totally didnt do it
>>710712441
Fuck you, I'm allergic to dairy.
>>710712584
Guys this dude offered to pay the rent!!>>710712584
>>710712460
yah but daddy said that if I let men besides daddy use lube around or on me that autism spreads that way
I'm taking a shower! Sure hope no one jumps in and rapes me!
will you fucks keep it down at night I don't care if you're gay just quiet
>>710711752
Yes but you can only have one hotdog :^)
Hey everyone! I finally cleaned the basement so we can chill in there now too! And I got dinner out of it! Eat up!
Omfg. I got work tomorrow. Shut the fuck up. Everyone. Shut the fuck up.
>>710712632
>yesplease
>>710712810
but i am daddy. Baghdaddy
>>710712885
them shits look like overcooked corndogs
>>710712885
What's Clinton's staff doing down there?
What the hell are we all doing, walking around this house, interacting, pretending to be nothing more than bros. This is all fucking bullshit. Lets fuck.
>Lets all fuck
>>710712811
Hehe. Tis I, Noe Waan. Prepare your Angus.
Okay a-anons, you might have unknowingly walked into my room, seeing me n-naked, but I hope we don't m-make a big deal about it.
>>710712913
Just come watch this movie with us first
>>710713060
Oh,
I'm gonna fuck ya.
>Hard.
>>710713060
Oh dont mind me. I just apply the nipple lubricants. Everyone must have lubed nips
>>710713060
Anon's dick is tiny and cute! CUTE!
>>710712885
Tyson! Miranda! Alice! Jermaine! Nigger! Dashing! Pepe! Crumpus! Mikey! Jack! Kelly! Bonny! Clarissa! Jumble! Magnet! Otis! Slumpy! WHAT have you DONE?
>>710713060
God damn, nice dick.
>>710713060
I'm gonna loot around in your guts, you little dicked twink
>>710713060
FAGGOT!!!
LYNCH HIM BOYS
>>710712835
>>710713036
>>710713134
>>710713177
>>710713197
Ready for beddy
>>710713103
Nah I Got work to.. What you watching?
>>710713194
I fucking cooked them. Shut the hell up and eat. I didn't slave over hot oil JUST to see you cry.
the spinny chair is operational again. please don't break again, i just fixed it
>>710713134
>>710713166
>>710713177
>>710713281
>>710713166
>>710713060
When did 4Chan become literally gayer than Tumblr
>>710713336
a-anon... y-your... your butt.. looks so.... so h-hot...
>>710713410
So youre the one who made a mess in the kitchen
>>710713462
Aw yiss finally
>I just got oriented
>Lets go
>>710713410
fuck, now where are we going to get salt?
For the last FUCKING time, do your goddamn dishes Anon!
>>710713557
I'll run to the store if you stop being a litle bitch about no salt
>>710713538
yeah, im sorry, I'm gonna clean up after I beat the shit out of >>710713473 for being an ungrateful cunt. If your bros wanna fuck, who cares, unless you wanna fuck, dont worry about it. We're a tolerant family in this household. Nigger.
Alright guys. My taxis here *wipes tears away* I will never forget you guys. Thank you for everything.
>>710713197
T-thanks?
>>710713281
P-please don't, I'm not g-gay
>>710713166
Sounds nice
>>710713134
Please don't
>>710713750
Nooo, don't go anon :c
>>710713547
Uh, guys, there's a black van outside and the dude in the driver's seat is talking into a radio
Would anyone happen to know why that's the case?
>>710713410
No I was talking about my negroid slaves! What will they eat now that you've killed their only food supply? Who will run on the treadmills?
>>710713750
Where are you going? /wg/ ?
>see you soon boy-o
Anon, are you browsing iFunny?
>>710713750
I'm headed to the train station, perhaps we'll cross paths again anon
>>710713820
some faggot's been downloading cp again
>>710713648
drshrs r drn
>>710713786
everyones gay, havent you ever gotten a boner from some cock before? Literally everyone has!
>>710713379
>>710713714
Kill yourself faggot
>>710713496
>>710713841
oh shit im sorry it was so dark down there i must have missed them... maybe anon will go get them some doritos
>>710713864
>>710713984
OUT OF THIS HOUSEHOLD! OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR SHIT IFUNNY!
>>710713820
it's the candy man!
if you get in his van it's free candy and van ride!
>>710712584
Why on earth would you want that it would be a complete and utter shitshow
>>710714074
I swear that watermark ain't mine
>>710714035
If youre gonna be mean to anon you can go to your room, do you understand me?
ICE CREAM TRUCK IS HERE WHO HAS MONEY
>>710714159
The place would be as large as a mid-sized city. It would be more like Arkham City than an actual house
Alright, see this here? It's the deed to this house, which means I own this place! Unless you don't make me part of your gang, consider yourself homeless!
>>710714339
As long as i can lubricate your nipples. we have a deal
>>710713980
I c-can't say I haven't, but I'm not, really! I like w-women!
>>710714317
>mfw a lawless hell hole is as accurate a discription as you could have for this place
SURPRISE RENT DAY MOTHERFUCKERS PONY UP THE CASH
>>710714216
I WOULD BUT THERE'S A FUCKING LOLI IN MY ROOM
SOMEONE REMOVE IT
>>710711787
>>710714250
anon said he'd pay for me
>>710714339
I know that already daddy, please don't give me the belt again
I'll get your coffee ready. Do you want cream?
>>710714488
Run!
>>710714574
I threw her out for you, Anon, try to get some rest now
God damnit, anon, are you funding child prostitution rings in the Philippines again?!
>>710714751
I SEE YOU YOU CUNT
>left the gas stove on
>dont light any cigarettes pls
>>710715118
weed is OK tho ri
>>710715118
Woops
>>710715243
OH GOD WHERES ANON EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT
Don't worry. I'll turn the clocks forward tonight.
>>710715243
FUCKING DEGENERATES REEEEE
>>710715118
ill just light my cig on the stove. fuck it
>>710708520
Who wants to have an orgy?
>>710716235
lick my shitter like an apple fritter, daddy
>>710715243
Great, anon fucking killed everyone, now the thread's dead
I killed someone yesterday
