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I completely fucking give up b. i'm killing myself tonight.

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I completely fucking give up b. i'm killing myself tonight.

if enough people want to watch, i'll stream it. it's the least i can do for you guys.
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Stream it
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Timestamp fag
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You said the same shit 3 weeks ago. Just keep living already.
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>>710705150
here
>>710705268
no thanks
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dubs get
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>>710704837

stream it you worthless piece of human trash
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I wouldn't nigger
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well what"s going on buddy?
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>>710704837
Yo can I have your guitar after you become an hero?
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Hey. Um. Don't?
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gonna do it?
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>>710704837
Just do it. Remove yourself from the gene pool. Its for the greater good of humanity.
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don't do it man... it could always be worse. You could be black.

or female

or retarded
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stream
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>>710706394
fuck i was gonna ask that
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dont be a failure.. killing yourself isnt a solution! whatever problem u have will solve itself in time..
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>>710704837
Buck up, Jon Tarly. Nothing is as bad as all that.
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>>710704837
letting people watch you kill yourself on the internet will be the one good thing you've ever done with your life
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When you're at the bottom the only way to go is up. You're in a low point right now but those only last so long. it's time to pick yourself up and become the person you want to be
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Well at least you'll keep a thread alive if u share here
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>>710704837
Cut the shit Anon, I just told you in the last thread that there's someone for everyone. Go to sleep, or have a drink, eat a warm meal, then go to sleep.
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Id watch your stream OP
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Been that low. Pick yourself up and move forward.
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Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Don't do it.
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>>710704837
You're that much of a fucking failure that you cant even succeed in killing yourself.


Get some sleep you fucking autist
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>>710704837
seek help immediately man, I have been in your situation before. Kaiser has a free emergency hotline to call where someone can talk to you. There is nothing wrong with feeling this way and you are not a lone.
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>>710704837
Don't do it friend. Most people regret it once it's too late. One of my friends killed herself by poison. She tried calling for help as she was dying, but it was too late.
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>>710704837
Why do you want to kill yourself OP?
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>>710705920
Dooo ittttt steam on youtube
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>>710706376
not much. how about you
>>710706394
sure, this one is just a squire bullet i put a bill lawrence xl500 in
>>710706405
no reason not to
>>710706413
yup
>>710706445
i know
>>710706490
all of those would be better than this
>>710706506
you can have one too
>>710706512
hmm no i have had this problem for 20 years and it only gets progressively worse
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>>710704837
>>710705920
>fucking link and stream you fat faggot
>do a flip
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>>710704837
Man, this is dry as fuck but don't do it. There's plenty to live for. I know what it feels like, but there's plenty to look forward to.


DON'T FUCKING DO IT, MAN.
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>>710706920
For real man this is a trolling site and you will get fucked up comments here. There are tons of sites with people who have depression and that you can talk to that will have a more positive impact.
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>>710704837
>>710705920
You are feeding the evil that is pushing you toward self-destruction.

You must stop feeding the endless stream of negative thoughts.

Please learn to let go and let go.


Join a meditation group and surround yourself with people who will listen and you can relate to.
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OP IS A BIG FAT PHONY
https://i.imgur.com/taHYggW.png
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>>710707017
yeeeey you're like a fucked up santa <33
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>>710704837
WHAT THE FUCK. This guy literally has made this thread every day for months. Is this legit the same guy? I don't even believe this. It's never worth ending your own life unless you are a prisoner of war or something. If you have no reason to live, then you have no reason not to be doing hard drugs. Sell everything you have to go do coke and fuck hookers in mexico. If you are going to kill your self anyway then why not live it up now instead of wasting your time at home.
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>>710704837
What's got you down, OP? Sweet strat btw. What type of stuff do you play?
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>>710704837
dude this is an oportunity talking to you, ask me anything before you take your choice, im here
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>>710707205
this

go travel the world and fuck bitchs op
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Here's some black tits.
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>>710707017
hey anon if you reply to me that means I get to be one of the last people you ever talk to.
That'd be pretty cool.

also nice digits
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>>710704837
Do it faggot
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>>710706576
yeah it is
>>710706627
idk i've done good things, like push old lady's cars out of the snow. but yeah it'd be better than living that's for sure
>>710706699
there's only one way out and it's not up
>>710706735
there isn't someone for everyone, that's a normie lie
>>710706853
nothing to pick up
>>710706895
problem is p fucking permanent
>>710706909
wanna bet
>>710706920
no kaiser in my area
>>710706937
i won't
>>710706986
completely fucking worthless, obviously
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Why do you want to kill yourself?
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>>710707017
>>710707170
These numbers are sexy
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Can you post dick before you go?? You're a little bit of cutie :)))
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>>710707622
Nice dubs
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>>710707205
Seconding this
OP if most of your nights are spent on /b/ feeling sorry for yourself death will do nothing because you already have no life
Go fucking use your meat sack idiot
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have you considered seeing someone for help?
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Dood, you can't kill yourself yet. Fuck some black pussy. I guarantee you'll want to live
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>>710704837
hey buddy. before you go do you think that maybe you could buy me a few things and/or pay a couple bills? I mean, you don't need money where you're going and debt doesn't exist for the dead so... You'd really be doing me a solid and helping me out. Do some kind of good for somebody else before you end your shitty life.
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>>710704837
You mean I won't have to see your threads anymore whining about your simple fucking problems and refusing to do fuck all to make your life better?
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>>710707024
there's nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to
>>710707170
no one will ever listen to me because i'm fucking worthless and no once fucking cares
>>710707195
yup
>>710707205
>why not conquer the world when you want to just curl up and die
hmmm
>>710707289
nothing, it's not "sweet" but it's not bad considering the price. i had to redo the frets to get it level but it plays p decent now. i play shitty original shit mostly
>>710707309
choice is already made, thanks
>>710707547
here you go, i always find it interesting the guys who find patterns in numbers. it's a unique trait
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>>710707574
because i'm fucking worthless and my existence is shit
>>710707697
idc but this is just bait, shouldn't have said the second part because i would have just done it but i hate feeling baited
>>710707809
i have done so but it can't fucking fix my problem
>>710707939
sure idfc
>>710707977
who is this? and yes
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>>710708200
I didn't say conquer the world. I said fuck a prosititute and do cocaine. It's scummy and low life like you and it will be fucking great. I have a life and people that depend on me and I can't do it. I'm asking you to take the easy way out and buy the physical pleasures of the world rather than save money and be responsible you degenerate.
You know what I did instead of pulling the trigger. I put the gun down and did some heroin. Then I realized that there is pleasures in life that are better than death. I'm not asking you to be happy, just to have fun
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ok but really where is the stream link bucko
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did he die?
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normie
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No he's just an attention whore
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>>710708904
no but this thread is about to
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Just another an hero troll.

If not, he's a degenerate
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>>710707939
>>710708516
cool. thanks. you have a paypal?
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>>710704837
still waiting for da stream
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Before you go can you spot me 10 bucks on PayPal, my account is [email protected] < 3
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>>710708871
>>710709028
>>710709048
>>710709115
>>710709277
no i had an arbitrary number in mind and we didn't hit it yet.
>>710709166
yeah
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>>710709452
OP confirmed fag
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If you're gonna kill yourself do some crazy shit and end up on the news. Go big or go home.
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>>710709452
Dood, you can't leave this earth until you smash a black chick. I promise your life will change
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Send me your Strat, I need a new neck I botched my current one trying to install a locking nut when I was high as fuck
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>>710708516
I genuinely think you are cute.
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Noooooooo
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>>710704837
before you do, consider this. Is it over women? not liking you? Dude fuck bitches, Go Red Pill. It aint worth killin yourself over these sleazy cunts who would trap you anyway. Go MGTOW, improve yourself, and let chicks chase you. smile, the world will smile back. get yourself out of the goddamn dump. stop dwelling on the bad, the past, stop being attached to the temporary. build something lasting, i.e. yourself, as in your self image, your confidence, your body, etc. be strong, for yourself, for the sole reason of self improvement. become a cocky motherfucker, and then be full of your own shit. I am to most one of the happiest people while being the most depressed deep down, but can keep going because i keep myself high on myself. as in i am a fucking Sociopath, and a Narcissist. Be an egotistical, toxic piece of shit. it feels good. When other people suffer and you laugh at their expense it feels good. tell the world to fuck all and die, Be the Narcissistic fuck you need to be to be happy. the reason i say that. I am a sociopath to the extreme. and its because i am real. its not a mental disorder. its when you realize reality is shit. and you play games the way the other fucks do while maintaining sanity. Machivellian Supremacy. Instead of being the manipulated, be the manipulator.
By all means, if you wish to die, i cannot stop you, but realize, its more fun to be an asshole, and make others feel bad.
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What he said and fuck black batches. Best pussy ever
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>>710707939
>>710709452
great. my paypal is [email protected]. Just send whatever you want. You're a real straight up guy OP. damn shame you'll be leaving us but good luck on your journey.
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GIVE STREAM GODDAMN
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>>710710418
Even better give a cunt aids, and not tell em. oh oops/
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Hey listen man I don't think you should do it because there are some people that have it worse. I've had nerve damage for a while and had to pay hundreds of dollars in medical bills. Shit sucks and I want to die sometimes, but I have too good of friends and I love my family. So I'm not your mommy. I can't tell you what to do. If you're alive tomorrow: good. If you an hero tonight send me your credit card info so I can pay for my med bills and a 6'er of blue moon. Kik: Rennokyn. Lemme know which one you choose bro. Stay gold ponyboy
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>>710709452
Hosting suicide stream on this site you said? www.lemonparty.org
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Don't do it. Your life may be dark right now but it will get better. There is always a light at the end of the tunnel.
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>>710710654
>lemonparty in 2016
>in 2016
c'mon dude
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2 words. Black pussy. If you haven't fucked one, you can't kill yourself. Your missing out dood
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so are you gonna kill yourself on stream or not

fag
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Everything that is wrong with society is on display with this post. Dude, if you really feel this bad about not living, go get help. The only thing you will find in 4chan is the scrapings of the barrel of a society that has already failed at humanity. For all of you who think its cool to post funny shit about such a fucking horrid subject, there is just no hope for you in real life. I feel bad that you all have the ability to reproduce, but I am happy that you all wont have the personality to find someone to reproduce with.

Fuck you all

sincerely,
all self respecting people in the world.
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>>710710848
- Mans greatest lie
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>>710710942
there is always being a kigu slave. you should try it its fun :)
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haha nice bait op, good job
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>ALL HAIL THE KING OF /b/

Me finks you chuwd jus dwink bweach
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>>710710979
That's not what ya mum said m8. Come off it m8 you're here for the traps. You're no normie
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>>710711180
>broncos hoodie
>bulls cap

why
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>>710710428
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Man, maybe you could help me with my financial shit tho before you go, it would be mean so much for me.
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Hey don't do it. Me and you are the same in a way. You're not alone in whatever you're going through
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>>710710979
Nah. I have an idea to force this guy to get help.
look up his face on google, or look for meta data.
if you post this stuff you need help anyway. no one feels it is necessary to threaten to kill themselves unless they are disturbed anyway.
as in personality issues or depression, etc.
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how bout that stream tho
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>>710710979
You dont understand OPs weakness, undergoing shit like that you dont have the motivation to find help, only to spread the sadness to others to make those fucks feel the way u do all the time
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OP fuck your number. If you're going to livestream your suicide, give us a link. If not stop being a faggot and continue on living. Now get fucking to it
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>>710711295
>ALL HAIL THE KING OF /b/

Da king weaws wat da king wikes
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>>710711191
Thankyou for making my point you cancer. Now go and do some cunnilingus on your dads used fleshlight
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do the right thing anon. buy me one.
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>>710710428

Check email
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>>710704837
>I completely fucking give up b. i'm killing myself tonight.
>if enough people want to watch, i'll stream it. it's the least i can do for you guys.


Go for it, bro.
Be sure to leave a Twitter post blaming it on your homosexuality and Donald Trump.

Remember to put something up your ass before you do. It's biological human nature to void the bowels upon death.

Also can you do it during an episode of Spongebob Squarepants?
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>>710704837
good nigger. need some dead nigger storage? Contact trayvons family.
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>>710706490
>don't do it man... it could always be worse. You could be black.
>or female
>or retarded

or a 4chan mod.

Bunch of fuckers.
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>>710704837
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>>710711758
blame hillary.>>710711828
female would be better. also or being a feminist
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Fine. What steam should I use? Something easy.
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>>710711758
Black Pussy man. Smash a black chick, you'll change your mind about suicide. I promise
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>>710710979
>Everything that is wrong with society is on display with this post.


Welcome to 4chan, mother fucker. You might want to go buy some Summers Eve and Maxi-Pads since it seems you are a gigantic vagina.
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>>710711929
Can you help me before you go anon?
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>>710704837
been waiting for a few weeks now.. your still alive and i see no video link ever... Stop this and decide to DO it or not... this thread is really getting boring.. i mean seeing this almost every day....
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I want you to know you are a fucking fool if you do. my uncle killed himself, a while back. and if you kill yourself, your family will fucking despise you, and never forgive you. But go ahead. be a selfish fucking goddamn piece of shit. I hope you burn in hell if you do. knowing you have at least one family member who loves you, i hope you will be haunted knowing you destroyed them. they will blame themselves, and may do it to. I hope someone finds your metadata, and sends the mental institution after you.
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>>710712207
>My Uncle killed himself
Follow in his footsteps anon. Outdo your hero
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>>710704837
that is a message from someone who has had a person die of suicide. either you fucking get help, or if you are pretending, go fuck yourself. i know what suicide does to families, i have had two in the last year. so if you are faking for attention, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>710707017
>hmm no i have had this problem for 20 years and >it only gets progressively worse

could you get more specific
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well over a hundred posts and still no fucking stream

I don't even think OP is here anymore lmao
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>>710712382
nah not my hero. he aint my damn hero. i hate him. he did nothing but die on my mothers birthday. he can rot in hell as far as i am concerned, and i hope he is enjoying being worm food knowing i shit on his memory, due to his selfish actions. Be a piece of shit if you want op. no one cares. if you are gonna be a little cocksucker, go ahead. Otherwise show a damn stream :) you won't because you are a pussy who wants sympathy and attention though :D
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>>710712207
>He thinks hell is real
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>>710712872
of course hell exists. see this hellhound i summoned her to fuck her and rape her.
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I was like this for a very long time. But I kept holding on and my after years of worthlessness my life clicked and it's never been better. It might suck for you now, but some day you're gonna realize the nothingness doesn't last forever
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>>710712207
fagget detected
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>>710712985
Cringing hard right now
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>>710712207
>>710712985
if anything sends anyone to hell, it's those kigurumi and bestiality cartoons.
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>>710712872
if you recognize who this is, and who the guy whipping him is, you are a furry war veteran.
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>>710704837
ill watch
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I came here to watch someone die not whatever the fuck else is happening in this thread

c'mon op
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>>710713122
Oh well.
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>>710713258
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why? please don't
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>>710704837
dont do it man, it gets better really
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>>710709048
>No he's just an attention whore
This all the way. Seeing a lot of OP whining; not seeing a lot of streaming.
If OP was really determined to do it, he'd just do it. Nigga's not gonna kill himself. He's going to sit around posting ITT feeling sorry for himself and getting attention.
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>>710713561
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>>710704837
for real dude don't do it if u do the world wins you gotta be strong
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>>710707409
Man that chick brings back the African ancestor in me. Too bad she probably has AIDS...
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>>710713561
did she kill herself?
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if you want you can buy me a real girl doll
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>>710713777
At least you aren' this degenerate.
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Anyone have that screen cap about if you're suicidal, the world is your oyster? I'm pretty hazy on the specifics, but it's basically if you don't care about life and its consequences, live like you've never lived before because no matter what happens, you die, or you have fun while it lasts.
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>>710713933
>>710713933
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Fuck you Joe
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Kill yourself pussy I bet you won't know it
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>>710704837
>>710705920
You look sad but healthy man. Perhaps your life is hell right now. Can you explain why you lost meaning? Please don't kill yourself, let alone stream it to these edgelords
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Do it.
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>>710713816
not yet
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>>710714200
not*
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Dude, just kill yourself already. Everything you're talking about right now will be null once it's said and done. I promise you will feel better. Do you have a livestream account?
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someone swat him so he doesnt die due to suicide
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>>710714225
>>710714253
I don't encourage it but at bare minimum, use helium. or carbon monoxide. is painless.
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>>710714040
I take it you don't have any children...
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>>710714268
I think it would be justified to locate him.
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>>710707017
Your number is the same forwards and backwards. This should be enough of a reason to live anon.
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Put a towel over your head and lie down in the shower face up and fall asleep faggot
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>>710714396
No, i just think it is funny. Why the hell are we getting offended on b anyway.
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>>710707840
he would definitely kill himself after doing something that low
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>>710714421
>I think it would be justified to locate him.
If there was actually any chance that he'd go through with it there would be.
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I agree it could be worse you could be a fucking nigger but I still want to see you kill yourself you pussy you fat fuck when's the last time you seen your dick there have you ever seen your dick you fat fuck do it slow slit your wrists with razor blades rip your toenails off with needle nose
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>>710714540
true.>>710714553
God i would be miserable too if i couldn't jack off because i couldn't reach my cock. also at least he isn't a jew.
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Live stream urself jumping off a building on ur phone you fat fuck
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>>710709793
stop trying to push him over the edge
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>>710714404
What is this
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Should post yourself putting a curling iron off your exit Hole
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>>710710979
trap star.
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I'll watch you kill yourself

Become an hero, op
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streamstreamstreamstreamstream
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>>710704837
stream it you big faggot
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>>710714758

bump
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Just do it already , what comes after the suicide is going to be your fault anyways
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Hey you fat fuck fuck you you're nothing but a fat fucking pussy you probably got a fucking pussy you fucking piece of shit if you want you slit your wrists you scumbag I want to see some fucking blood I'm tired of you talking quit talking about it you fat fucking pussy when's the last time you had pussy when you came out of your fucking mother I bet she's a fat whore to you should kill her too you fucking scumbag fat fuck stick a fucking carrot up your ass and slit your wrists you fat ass
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>>710707017
those digits tho
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>>710714903

He wont regret anything once he's dead, so why not become an hero?
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>>710704837
we're waiting.... do it op.
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fag op post the fucking stream
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At least you could say the reasons for you to kill yourself.
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We want blood op. Stream it pussy
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>>710706512
Even if the problem doesn't solve itself. Exist on this planet to bring others to your level until you die.
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oh you want to kill yourself? thats a cool story
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a tribute for people with epilepsy
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>>710715070
>most of these are now dead memes
>the ones that aren't have been stolen by normalfags

just end my suffering
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Don't kill yourself, he will suck your cock
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OP could have done something epic like sticking a banana up his ass, but he chose to be a faggot instead. Seriously, it's not hard to post a timestamp and take requests; camwhores do it all the time.
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>>710704837
just do it
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shit man, I don't know if I'm tool ate or it all ready happened. But don't do it. There is no reason for you to take your own life. I had one of my friends take his life last year and I'm still fucked about it. Please don''t end it all man, it's not worth it. Not to your friends, not to your family, not to anyone you've ever had a relationship with. You're worth it.
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Post a picture of your mug bro
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>>710704837
every week this faggot comes and post a pic of hit crying and saying he will kill himself.
Why dont you just do it already, nobody cares faggot.
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Hey you fat fuck I want to see you either with a gun in your mouth or razor blade running on your wrist or I'm kicking you off your fucking fat fuck I move on to somebody that's real and true it don't talk shit and a fat scumbag dick sucker so are you going to do it or not you're fat fucking pussy
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>>710710191
Just remember that it goes against 150.000 years of human culture to behave the way you do. All people have a capacity for evil, and embracing that capacity is not in the interest of our species. Just don't go crying and shooting up schools if people cut through your bullshit.
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>>710715439

Shut the fuck up moralfag. He could have all the reason in the world to kill himself.
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>>710715364
I am posting old b shit, before the cancer took over.
Inspirational hymn to old 4chan
We raided COS despite foxnewsfags
We closed the pool, when it was infested with aids
we b/rothers had no need for Fame
and they came from the seas Cucks and Traps with their hands, they fucked up our board, and never got banned, Social justice did nothing, but cancer and aids, our freedoms were slain, before our eyes. With three seperate people they shared a cruel joke, to ban b or stop the critique but then our b people knew what must be done, to end the oppression, oh b became one! forged by lulz, Anonymous rose, and drove the cancerfaggots back to LGBT! when the enemies begged for the mercy they lacked , B voices as one shouted No more Newfags! Forged by lulz, our story be told, no faggots can end us, whether Newfags or old...

I have been here since before chanology.
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pic is literally op
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>>710715609
literally \b\
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>>710715540
stop being a moralfag and STFU and Tits or GTFO. Why is 4chan so antilulz now. This is why B is cancer. its full of Moralfags, and pussies and cucks and wimps and traps. and faggots. take your moral shit and shove it up your ass, like you do your anal beads and vibrators, you fucking sissy cuck
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>>710715722
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>>710715540

Isn't that the point of B/
To go against society
I fucking he makes sequel to sandy hook
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stop being such a cocktease. no one likes a naughty whore....
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Just curious, are there any femanons in this thread who think he should kill himself? I can understand if anons tell him to an hero because less competition, but what do the ladies feel about this?
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no one cares about you

your life does not matter

death is inevitable
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Dude listen, if you can, get time weed, smoke it, listen to some tunes, or just relax a bit. Life might suck dick right now, but I promise you there can be better days ahead where you'll be glad to be on this earth
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>>710704837
I see you miss this week... im guessing I'll be seeing you making another thread like this in a few days again..
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>>710715944
Why the hell would i do that you Moralfag?
because Being for the lulz, is somehow, violence? Go fuck yourself, /b/ in and of itself, is where the lulz happened. now that we have moralfagging cucks on this board, whose precious sensibilities are here, we have lost, the fear anon brings. you would be right to say i am a troll, looking to change things back the way they were. The only way to regain free speech, and to keep these faggots from contaminating free discussion with their faggotry and aids, is to mock it, and tell them to fuck off. telling fags and attention whores, Pics or GTFO and it didn't happen, is the right thing to do. B is contaminated with the cancer of the Cucks, and trap threads, and gay threads of rate my dick or whatever. fuck your feelings, and fuck you. deal with it, you sissy. Suck it up. buttercup
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>>710715944
Going against society is something else than going against human civilization. Perhaps too much time on /b made you forget you're human.
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>>710716530
Well let's look at , what you wrote )) Seems like you're really a contused , mentally injured imbecile )) I can say this face to face ,how about you come and listen?) All this bullshit that you wrote is just plain simple fucking lies , you indoor rambo)) your life wouldn't get better cuz you wrote a lot)) bullshiting isn't a hard job, lots of fags like you melted in spring )) People say about fags like you: Mom didn't want it, dad didn't even try) Read my message to you closely and try to analise it and make some conclusions for yourself)
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>>710715689
What the hell happened there?
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>>710716553
society is rotten and corrupt. the Cancer of SJW and censorship must be defeated, and i have returned to trolling once more, as a defender of the lulz. i predict, great fun things, in the works, in terms of defeating feminazis and SJWs.
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>>710716611
lol triggered fag? cry about it.
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>>710716790
ебать жопа долбанула бляяя
че ты так тролишь жестко пидрила
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>>710716611
Calling me an imbecile and misspelling words is quite amusing, and oxymoronic. At least I can speak properly.
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>>710716694
I'm a proponent of trolling and lulz, I'm just pointing out that it makes for a poor philosophy of life. Some people take this /b/ talk way too serious as a way of dealing with life, that's just fucking pathetic and won't lead you anywhere positive in the long run.
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>>710716995
>ебать жопа долбанула бляяя
>че ты так тролишь жестко пидрила
lol first off, you act as though i act like this in real life. b is shitposting and trollin bro. its a turd flinging chimpanzee arena.
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just do it already , no one cares at this point.
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>>710716995
the funniest part is he played us all more. His thread is still alive. a damn good attention whoring thread.
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>>710716995
Are you russian? or did you find that on lurk moar?
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>>710704837
Do it you sad ass pussy
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>>710717107
I was referring to this nihilist cowboy >>710716530
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ITT: Fat beta wants attention

The world doesn't need any more beta males, just pull the trigger.
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>>710716901
When i am not even a nihilist, but okay. I think more in line of absurdism.
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>>710717403
>>710717347
Both of those people are me.
thats shit posting lol
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no op
If the reason is loneliness or you just need someone to listen, I will genuinely be a friend or temporary friend, whatever you need. Fuck these trolls.
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>>710717485
Fuck off, shitstain. My post has nothing to do with your childish bickering.
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>>710717485

Ah wrong link srry, I meant this guy
>>710710191

Anyway, enough moralfaggotry. I earned my half hour of japanese creampie rape porn today.
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>>710707409
those are truly black nip nips
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>>710717403
you could always have it worse, my family is proof. my sister gets a broken goddamn computer, a laptop, with keys missing, and is happy, because she has a computer. so anyone considering suicide, understand, it could always be worse.
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Don't you want to see Trump elected?
Or see a potential vegeito take out merged zamasu?!
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>>710717613
OUT MORALFAG. WHAT ARE YOU, A WOMAN? A FAT RETARD? A FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL? A FAT RETARDED HOMOSEXUAL WOMAN???
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>>710717670
god that sounds wonderful. with a side of tentacle impregnation futanari orgy threesome
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>>710717670
brother to /d/ to procure such fine and delightful work.
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>>710717683
Fuck out of here, my post doesn't fuckin concern you. I'll rape your family and shit on your dog.
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>>710712207
>If you kill yourself they will never forgive you!
>implying he could in any way, shape or form be aware they hate him after he is dead
>being this idiotic
>lol
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>>710717756
>>710717699
or more amusingly, hillary winning and trump supporters raging? The Amazing atheist brought that up, and i do have to admit from a humor stand point the rage would be delightful. but i like trump too.
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>>710717857
ooh can i watch. do you promise?
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>>710717857
Could you rape my dog and shit on my family?
After all this is /b/.
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>>710717896
that is true, its just more if there is some sort of afterlife it could be shitty., some believe there is, i do not.
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>>710717927
FUCK A COW YOU INBRED ASSBANDIT. MY POST WASN'T EVEN REMOTELY POLITICAL. GO WANK YOUR MICRODICK TO TRANNY PORN YOU OBESE CUNT.
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>>710718019
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>>710717683
Your parents must think of both of you as fucking retarded that they give you broken computer, is like giving your lil bro the unplugged controller on N64
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>>710718019
NO OTHERWISE IT COSTS DOUBLE
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>>710717756
Yes, I actually am a woman. I'm a fat black girl. Go ahead and laugh.
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>>710718102
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>>710718184
top lel
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>>710718184
nope was her shitty fam
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>>710704837
>it's the least i can do for you guys.
Hmm, i don't know how to tell you this, but... everyone here wants you to kill yourself, and you say "it's the least i can do for you guys.", that's something stupid, in my opinion, i don't give a fuck if you kill yourself, i just wanted to tell you how stupid you are, well, bye.
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>>710718229
GET OUT SHITSKIN. NO ONE WANT YOUR STRETCH MARKED FLAB-ASS IN THIS THREAD.
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>>710718075
Literally makes zero sense, if there is an afterlife he will be in heaven and 100%happy so it's a win and since it's heaven he won't feel bad about his family

If you say he is sent to "hell" then once his family dies they will go to heaven and will be 100% happy therefore not caring about his son being in hell

So either way his family suffering will not affect him
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>>710718229
AHAHA wait. this could solve ops problem. i self identify as an attack dongcopter.
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>>710718341
Refer to:
>>710717403
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>>710718439
but I'm not role playing though :)
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Dont do it dont listen to these phychopaths most of the ppl on here are wrong in the head
Today may be bad but tommorow will be better if not keep working til it is
Happiness isnt something found overnight an if thats what u want death sir wont bring it only u can do that
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>>710718473
most importantly, remember you could always be chris chan, and at least you aren't that awful.
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>>710718491
>>710718229
No omg believes you, Andrew. Go back to Overwatch, kiddo
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>>710718575
One*
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>>710718491
oooooohhhohohoohohohoho
what role do you wanna play, im just a click away night or day. You don't have to be lonely at cousinsonly.com
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>>710718524
>most people here are fucked up in the head
>implying 95% of this board isn't filled with faggots trying to be edgy but that would puke if they ran over a dog
>lol
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>>710704837

Dude, fuckin' don't... not worth it, I'm not going to get into why it isn't, you just need to not.
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>>710704837
>this whole thread about "dont do it u will be missed :((("
please just fucking do it we need another toaster steve
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If you are gonna kill youself which I advise against and suggest getting bollocks, can you give me all your money first plz.
You aint gonna have any use for it if you are dead and I will have much use for it
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>>710718715
AHAHHA OP needs this game.
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Meanwhile in ops moms basement
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>>710718849
I dont like outside, the graphics are shit
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OP stop being a cunt
I need money and you dont cuz you are gonna be dead. Hand it over now plz
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>>710718863
if i was going to kill myself, this is how i would do it. challenge charlie sheen to a cocaine sniffing contest. I would die, because it smells so damn good. I am not addicted to cocaine, i just really love the way it smells,
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>>710718929

Ikr, irl's graphics are so much better
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don't an hero, use your meat puppet while you got it.
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>>710718929
pls someone some tentacle grape.
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>>710719038
I prefer my woman photoshped
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>>710719038
cocaine...
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>>710719218
I prefer smoking crack to snorting
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>>710719215
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>>710712985
Right in the cringe
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>>710719280
it is cheaper. meth is a good beauty product too though.
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>>710719280

I prefer knacking snort
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>>710719387
I snorted some weed yesterday. shit was soooo cash.
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>>710707024
>Hurr Durr
>NOTICE MEEEEEE I'M NEEEEEWWWW
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>>710719387
i also smoked some beer. it was good.
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>>710719457

I fucking love injecting weed into my heroin
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>>710719510
we are here to drink your weed and smoke your rum and your porter jugs!
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>>710719603
Daddy be nimble daddy, be quick; daddy has a rock hard dick.
1 cummie 2 cummie 3 cummie 4 im daddys princess, but im also a whore
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>>710719638

have you ever snorted liquid meth mixed with some crystal weed? It's lit

fam
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>>710704837
Why kill yourself when you don't even know whats wrong with you yet?
It could be just a deep insecurity and shame, all you have to do is accept yourself and guide yourself because god already gave you freedom to even attemp in this beautiful exsistence we took for granted, just be tgankful u have a mode of transportation(body) because those niggers is slaves man, they forgot they actual slaves and now we treat each other like slave thinking they can get away "oh you're ugly, you have sick thoughts what kind of a person are you?"
You're a person that cares about self preservation and growing
Sick thoughts are implants trust me i know because why else would we do shit that we know has no use, because we ralate things to feelings because we always tought to chase that feeling whilst being subliminaly programmed to think dreams come true like happy land
I mean fuck bro grow up, 99% of the population think they know nothing so they judge, these niggers are slaves, they could even be your parents and sibling so you feel disconnected
You're the only one that can connect with them but they won't take it seriously unless you realise that you taking it seriously that is the problem, how? by realising your life isn't promised in the first place so spread passion and acceptance for all
Those who shun you are slaves
Slaves have nothing better to do because they slaves
They will try implant in your perseption that what you are doing good is just a lie when you should not give a fuck if anyone thinks you're a liar because the truth can never be twisted only in description (scripture or telling)

Stop worrying about how you can make your life better with more energy to seek out your brethren without actually stopping the poison entering your mind and body which is other people false truths and fluoride in the water that is damaging all of our memory and forgetting that we are all the same and have no say in who right or wrong because we all sin
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>>710719831

I thought we already genocided the moralfags
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Death isnt what u think it is it doesnt fix ur problems its not this romatic notion of grandior its gross its a nasty smell of of a body melted to a desk in the hot sun glued to it as it decomposes eyes rotted out of your head til your kids find u an remain traumatised for life paramedics scraping u off the ground like a greasy 2 dollar mcdouble patty shoving u in a bag an everyday ur mom wakes up looks at ur picture an cries r u really that selfish?
Are u really that naive?
Personal problems fade the death of loved ones dont
U can take words back but never actions
Regardless of what u do bro
Know your not alone
Tommorow will be better
An you are loved by ur fellow man
An not forgotten so embrace it
Its not too late
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>>710719798
yes. it is., the greatest. Its even better with jenkem. get high off your own shit. literally. Its the bestest thing. its like the cheapest ever. its cheaper therefore its better,its a real thing :D
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>>710719994
jenkem do it op. YOLO!
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>>710719992
>romatic notion of grandior
You have no idea what you're saying do you? Sounded fancy in your head though didn't it?
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>>710719968
Well fail pussy
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When will this thread end. I've had enough of all these moralfags. Im going to kill myself aswell. Tune in for livestrum next week, or the week after, or the week after the week after...
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>>710719992
>Hurr durr I'm Leddit
>See how I favor synonyms prominently used from the last turn of the century? :3

Jesus Christ, no wonder you guys flee to 4chan.
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>>710719831
Whats the point of god? To have friend because life is lonely when we forget we animals like the rest
We just special because we have self awareness, like thats some entitlement to go and kill yourselves you idiots that are a shamed of having morals because you can't fight without your beloved ego
Im talking to liberals haha fucking psycopaths
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>>710719992
True brother, someone that takes this life as gift not a fucking dramatic movie
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>>710720082
It probably means greatness you fucking autistic movie slave
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>>710720669

Fuck it
All these shitstain flab ass chicken munching niggers are getting too much for me. Im fucking out
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What a fuckig emo thread
Im glad there is at least some real niggahs here dat knows whats up
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If you haven't already, just shut the fuck up, turn your computer off and go to sleep. Stop being a fucking pussy and just get over whatever the hell is going on. Toughen up a little bit. Go on about your day tomorrow and do what you have to. Quit making excuses and just fucking do whatever it is you need to do already, whether its getting a job or talking to the bitch you've been wanting to. Stop pussyfooting around and just go out and get shit done OP. Alright? Alright. Love you, and good night <3
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>>710720306
Shut up bro, you don't even see tools just your interpetation
Stop assuming
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is OP a faggot?
Wheres the link
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I like it when ppl say to me, but dont do it anon you must have loved ones that will be upset.
Which then makes me realize I dont ad makes me want to do it even more
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