Have you guys ever cooked your toenails and fingernails and eaten them after? It's fucking delicious. Try it.
This post has potential.
What are you and how can we destroy you?
The fuck
>>710688124
If dubs, smoke it through a pipe or a bong
>>710688124
What
>>710688124
excuse me?
DUDE.
I'm listening
>>710688124
Include me in screencap. .
>>710689131
Do you like dr who or is this just some random reaction gif you found?
>>710688124
>rice
nice meme bro
>>710689302
i like the doctor.
>>710689241
Rule 17 of the unwritten rules of /b/ prohibits your request
>>710689377
I don't think that's rice. Its yellowed and curved.
>>710689446
And the who?
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas.
>>710688124
Yeah, sometimes.
Bump
>>710688124
I prefer scabs, personally. Less preparation time.
They make a really satisfying sizzle when they cook.
>>710689673
I'M GONNA PUKE, GODDAMN.
I CAN WATCH REKT WHILE EATING BREAKFAST, BUT NOT THIS.
>>710689481
It's rule 18 you faggot, rule 17 is always make sure they're dead
Time stamp.
>>710689673
NOOOOO
>>710689659
Scabs are already cooked as the come of the warm body
Wiseguy2432
>>710689788
Im sorry but were you actually in the thread?
>>710689826
>>710689673
OP, how the fuck did you get so many toenails? How long have you been saving them for?
um what
excuse me, would anybody care for a steam key for the game hektor?
>>710690061
Kys faggot
>>710689826
I don't understand why but I had a fascination with picking scabs and eating them as far back as I can remember. Sometimes I just can't control it the Good Feeling scab is Within Reach. Sometimes when I see somebody else with a pic with a scab I get a little excited for them. What is this called? Why do I have it
OP
Dude
Jesus fuck
>>710688124
>cooked
Wtf, OP? I've chewed my nails off and thought that was fucked enough.
>>710690113
do you?
>>710689659
this
Holy fucking shit.
At first glance i just thought this was really bad weed.
>>710688124
How do you season them? It seems like they would need some salt at least.
Guys... I'm scared.
>>710690424
I thought it was a pile of keef.
>>710690223
I dont eat them anymore but I most def did. I try to not fall over as much anymore
The crunch might feel good, but in the end it will feel like eating the spine of a fish
>>710690223
The sensation of picking at them though has only frown stronger
How many years of finger/toe nails do you store at any given time, OP?
>>710688124
Time stamp? I honestly cannot take this seriously, if this is true plz timestamp it
>>710688535
I never thought about smoking it out of a bong before. Good idea! Thanks!
>>710690498
I just eat them as is. They surprisingly taste like grilled chicken.
>>710690275
Nah.
What is this
>timestamp with you eating them
>>710690498
Probably salty enough from anons sweat
>>710690653
>Sardine spines
>>710690774
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
>>710689673
what method do you use to cook them?
Ill probably screencap if i can convince my fat lazy arse to do so
Fuck this is disgusting af. Rekt threads are nothing against this
>>710690774
Holy shiet is happening
>>710690774
Anons smoking that fingertoe shit!!!
>>710690999
include me in screencap pl0x
>>710688124
Did you ever try stuffing them in your arse?
>>710689302
Who, PhD is the shit
>>710690774
NO NO NO NO NO
holy shit op has me and my dog trippin ballllls right now god damn this is disgusting.
Shove toenails up bumbum
>>710689673
What do they taste like?
i love this thread, so much
>>710690774
OP is what remains of a man. He used to be human, but the darkness has taken him completely. There is no hope.
I mean, atleast OP has cut, clean nails, thats something
OP, are you still here, if so, how was it?
i have no words for this thread
>>710690774
>>710691877
OP here.
That was hands down the dankest hit I've ever taken. This is a game changer ladies and gentlemen. You heard it here first!
Sweet merciful jesus
>>710692098
>>710692098
KILL YOURSELF
>>710692098
Every day we move further from God's light.
>>710692098
Could you describe the flavor?
>>710692098
OP you need to get some help.
SCREENCAP PLEASE
>>710692098
what
what did it taste like
>>710692299
gotchu
>>710692098
goddammit op
im scared
>>710692299
Nice dubs
>>710692098
Jesus fucking Christ what is wrong with you. Fingernails and toenails are made of the same shit hair is, you're effectively smoking hair.
Dear
>>710692299
Please Read
>>710689481
Sincerely, kill urself faget
>>710692574
>>710692098
Hey OP, you should try smoking your own hair next! Should be just as good
Nigga why?
>>710692098
Good god...
>>710692689
Please op
>>710692689
Not just any hair. PUBIC HAIR.
>>710692689
DO IT OP
Yeah everyday.
>>710688124
For how long have you been collecting dat shit
>>710692689
THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT
DON'T MAKE THIS WORSE
HE'S ALREADY A SHADOW OF HIS FORMER SELF
No but really, make it worse and amuse us, faggot.
this thread is that kind of thread you only see in images.
glad to partecipate to this masterpiece of shit.
Jesus tap-dancing fucking Christ what's wrong with you OP
just when you think you've seen it all...
>>710692098
Did it really get you high? If it did i want to try
>tfw too fucking poor to buy drugs
>>710689531
The Guess Who
>>710688124
>>710689673
>>710690774
>>710692098
Jesus christ OP you're one sick fuck and I'm Santa Crust nigga
This is the worst rainman shit I have ever read.
>>710693043
who guess who?
>>710693029
He was kidding, fucktard. No smoking your nails won't get you high you autistic fuck.
>>710692098
I can't even. Posting in epic thread.
>>710692689
no
NO
THIS NIGGER IS SMOKING HIS FUCKING TOENAILS IN A BONG
thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If2r9ENQfA
>>710693070
santa cruz? lolz
He shall be known as, The Fingernail Man
>>710692098
The end is nigh
just as I wanted to go to sleep this motherfucker posts this epic qael kurwa thread...
>>710688124
You a nasty nigga, you know that? What, did you grow up in a fucking swamp? Trifling ass.
posting to be a part of history
include me in the screencap
>>710693099
What?
Well fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.
Does smoking toenails give you any sort of a trip ? If it does I'll smoke mine and post pics as well
This thread is an all timer
>>710693612
gotchu
No wonder aliens do not visit us.
>>710693350
Google 4chan Santa Crust, I'm him, I lick my cum covered computer post for you all, just trying to express how fucking savage OP is
>>710693612
I 2nd that
There's a little bit left from that last hit. I think I'll finish it up. Might mix some bud with it.
>>710692356
Surprisingly really good. Hard to explain. Nice, smooth smokey taste. Not harsh going down at all.
>>710693029
YMMV
Delete this whole fucking thread OP
>>710693650
Fingernails contain keratin, and technically they do give you a high because keratin has hallucingenic properties if you smoke them. It's like smoking nutmeg. dude, try it.
Witnessed thy epic post
This thread isn't that great
>>710688124
What
the fuck
>>710693886
>>710693886
>smokey taste
>>710693029
Yeah fucking idiot, it's clearly weed with toenails drizzled on top.
>>710693886
I bet it smelled awful OP.
>>710693985
now it is
>>710693886
What the fuck
posting in epic thread
>>710688124
>>710689673
>>710690774
>>710692098
>pic related
What the actual fuck...
>>710693886
OP, you will be remembered throughout the time
>>710693939
okay gimme few minutes to trim my nails and hit this shit
>>710694111
me also
and checked
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>710688124
>>710689673
>>710690774
>>710692098
>>710693886
Fucking witnessed
what
>>710689673
I AM IN TEARS
>>710692098
T E A R S
>>710693886
now smoke ur pubes
>>710694292
if trips, smoke pubes OP
does b want me to make a screencap
also check my 8
Op smonk pubes see if they get you high
>>710694292
THIS OP. DO IT NOW.
>>710694205
quickly now
>>710688124
>>710689673
>>710690774
>>710692098
>>710693886
wtnessed this epic bullshit
>>710694367
Wait until thread is almost at limit
>>710688231
You were right m8
I eat them raw all day
>me this thread
>>710694459
I second you on that
Is op ded?
i'm expecting some form of repercussions soon. but i hope OP survives to tell the tale.
Wait what? Smoking fingernails gets you high? Smells like bullshit to me, but I'm not without an open mind. Can anyone vouch for this? How high can it get you compared to the amount you need?
>>710689481
Is there more to this screen cap?
>>710695099
>>710693650
If this nigga hurries we'll know
>>710694367
Nigga yessss
This reminds me of that one South Park episode.
>>710695248
Right on. I guess we'll wait then.
>>710695339
AAAAAAAA
>>710695339
Pazuzu! You've returned!
>>710695339
Ohhhh shieeet
>>710695339
HOLY FUCK
>does it tast good/ get you high?
>>710695339
Oh Jesus he's smoking his hair.
>mfw my idea backfires to disgust me
>>710695339
>>710695339
When you thought it was over
I wanna be in the screencap
>>710695339
Compare and contrast flavor and texture of this and the nails plz
mfw
Toasting
>>710695197
There is, but it's a word doc, try going on the archive
>>710695459
Literally my exact response too anon
>>710695339
This makes my cock hard
>>710695339
OP is a god
Hey there, r/4chan. How you guys doin'?
Hi leddit include me in the screen cap pls
>>710695782
>>710695804
Don't be so obvious kiddo.
This right here is definetly a best of 4chan thread
Someone screencap, we never see funny shit like this anymore
>>710695339
Absolute madman
>>710695339
Include me in the screencap.
Fuck you Josh
>>710695757
Men, I thought it was over but shiet anon, I was fucking wrong
Put me in the cap please
Reminder: this is really happening
>>710690942
This is the only thing I want to know
But why, just why?
>>710695339
How's that shit taste?
>>710692098
>>710695339
BLESSED OP HAS DELIVERED BLESSED OP PRAISE TO THEE OUR DIVINE CREATOR
Put me in the screen cap, but me in the screencap!!!!!11
I love this thread, thanks OP!
>>710693029
Weed is shit kiddo, be a man and snort some real drugs
I'm so glad I told him to do that
>>710695649
That shit burns fast! Not the worst thing I've smoked, but certainly not the best. Nails are bae.
If somebody created a dick flavored cigarette. That's how it would taste.
Smells good though.
>>710695339
>>710695339
NIGGER YOU WHAT
>>710689377
Are you fucking retarded? Rice never is that thin, even when it's uncooked.
>>710696036
Screencap me brosefs
Also fuck you too Josh
>>710695339
aa shit nigga what are you doing?
>>710696240
>asks for screencap like a fag
>puts gif in request
>gif in a screencap
This faggot
>>710696334
what the fuck did u expect
>>710696334
>dick flavored cigarette
what the fuck is happening here
>>710696334
I thought you were not going to deliver
>>710696334
>Smells good though.
Nigga you fuckin liar hair smells like shit when it burns
>>710696334
You literally could've done anything you wanted tonight.
you chose to smoke nails and hair for the internet.
Well done, we're all proud of you.
Waiting on other anon to tell us if smoking nails gets you high or not.
>>710696334
>>710696444
>2016
>unanimated screencaps
What is this 1896?
>>710695875
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>710696334
Just
>>710696334
What ive learned from this thread:
>you can eat and smoke your nails
>pubes can be smoked and not be that bad
>>710692098
Your retardation has made you my hero. Thank you, OP.
Screencap please this is too funny to not be preserved
>>710696633
Fuck it, I'll try. Give me a few
IT'S TIME TO STOP!
>>710696680
And op delivers
>>710696494
>not posting best version
>>710696334
My friend just linked me to this thread and I am so not dissapointed
>>710696764
Nik?
>>710695694
Thanks. Google search came back with nothing, any ideas on how I might find it?
This fucking thread
I WAS IN THIS HELL THREAD
>>710693985
Fuck off, furfag.
OP, you beautiful broken bastard. I too have a secret almost as heinous and will share it with you if you want to hear it.
>>710696334
are you washing your hands and hair before this, or are you smoking the days dirt along with your nails and hair?
>>710693985
>>710694093
Clearly samefag. Notice you're the only one.
>>710696334
oh muh gawd
>>710696732
Many thanks. I need to know for... Research. Keep intensity in mind too, please.
>>710696117
Microwave
Why no screencap?
>>710692098
ur a fuckin wacko m8
toastin in epic bread
Tf am I looking at
Ive screencapped on phone. Might transfer to pc later today
>>710689481
Am newfag where do I find this holy grail of rules
This is going to be a memorable thread.
>>710693939
nice try bud
>>710696702
WORKING
ON ITTTT
this is not happening this is not happening this is not happening this is not happening this is not happening this is not happening this is not happening this is not happening this is not happening this is not happening
>>710697521
Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post Post
>>710695339
pls stop
>>710690666
Fucking Christ.
>>710693985
This....this... Picture is doing things to me. What is this...am i becoming a degenerate?
Op do your do
Ill be screencapping, so ill be sure to spread to=his shit on a ylyl thread
Also, i have a request desu
LE XD POST THIS TO R/4CHIN
>>710696634
>>710697921
vape your semen or blood
>>710690666
Hail satan
>>710697193
>>710696732
Only had enough for a small bowl. Here goes nothing.
>>710688124
You collect your finger and toenails also. I thought I was the only one.
>>710696334
nigga u gon die
>>710698127
Disregard that I suck cocks
>image
I don't smoke toenails but I do something else. Everybody jerks off but years ago I learned about Pavlov and his conditioning of dogs with bells and food to illicit responses and decided to take science into my own hands as it were. I chose a stimulus and a response. The process went like this. Pound a Redbull and then immediately jerk off. A few hours later, Redbull, jerk off.
Then came the moment of truth.
I pounded a Redbull and then did nothing. Boom, full tantric body, hands free orgasm. It's been close to ten years now and the response time hasn't diminished. In fact, longevity during normal sex has increased.
Pic related: visual account of orgasms.
>>710698169
This is promising,
U smoke em too?
Is smoking toenails linked to a higher risk of lung cancer? I want to try but am afraid of the risks
>>710698235
>>710698169
my fucking god.
>>710698278
No, I only save them.
>>710698312
its linked to autism
Watch faggots start trying to vape toenails.
>>710698169
>>710698235
Oh lordy, they're all coming out of the woodwork now
>>710698404
Oh I thought this was you
>>710698235
>>710698503
Its the new way teens get high
>>710688124
No! I keep them and store them preciously.
Why?
>>710698235
>>710698356
>This is why you are a disappointment to your parents. Nailburger mongoloids.
>>710698169
>>710698235
>>710698249
these threads only exist in movies
>>710698235
Nice. Let me know how it goes. Shrek be with you, anon.
>>710696334
i know from experience that burnt hair does not taste anything like my dick
>>710697145
>being this wrong
and this is how we present ourselves to the outside internet
>>710698579
Those are long as fuck. You're one sick nigger.
Could it be that the fungus in toenails is similar to the ergot fungus found in absinthe or shrooms?
>>710698579
OMG SOO MANY. I have only been saving for 5 years. I don't have that many
>>710698235
Two hits in. I... I can't even describe the taste. You know how sadness feels? It tastes like that. It's like burning hair, and the smell from underneath your fingertips, and soap, and something... sterile?
I regret everything. Gonna finish the bowl
>>710698235
I see that ID, I know who you are now.
>>710688124
>ALL HAIL THE KING OF /b/
I ain neva fuck wif no finga naws but a ussa smoke mefamfedameens
>>710698694
No. I'm not a black man, I'm white and clean by the way.
>>710698783
Saving and storing them for over 20 years.
>>710698795
does it gets you high? i'm trying to find something that i can get high on but wont come up on drug test.
>>710698770
ergot fungus is used in LSD production faggot, learn moar.
>>710698844
>>710698957
This can be epic
>>710696334
>>710692098
>>710689673
>>710688124
How the fuck are you still alive?
lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VShQ16Bo1Ls
>f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5
I hope this thread dies soon, honestly. I have shit I still want to do tonight, but this is too beautiful to let it pass.
>>710698921
>Saving and storing them for over 20 years.
>>710698957
I'm going to have to confiscate the nails and report you to your mom for severe retardation and being autismal as fuck. Surrender all good boy points and go to time out.
>this thread
>The Tale of Nailbro
>>710695339
woah
why hasn't he smoked his poop yet?
>>710698992
Smoke weed, then drink a glass of vinegar. Always has worked for me.
>>710699141
wat
>>710699145
nailbro will live on
>>710698795
Be strong, anon. Tell me how it feels. Any sort of high? How intense?
>>710699141
That's crazy talk. If he surrenders them, he won't have enough for a new katana AND chicken tendies
>>710699186
i have to drink one glass after each session?
>>710699272
>chicken tendies
>tendies
>>710699145
>The Tail of Nalebro
>>710693886
What do you do after finishing them all?
Do you wait for them to grow up?
Do you have a donor?
I have so many questions
>>710688124
>>710698783
Noob. lol
>>710699130
Yeah! What's the problem?
>>710699367
Yes but mix in a little bleach to help it along. It should get the whole thing taken care of.
this is the greatest thing i've ever witnessed
>>710699449
>>710695957
This isn't funny. Thread sucks. Newfags impressed by weak sauce.
>>710699449
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You are growing onions on your toenails.
>>710698957
Yeah, whoever is in this photo is getting framed for nail smoking, I'm working on this as we post. Looks like a catholic high school id.
>>710699647
Then go faggot
>>710699708
Brave anon.
But how exactly is this person being "framed"?
I'm pretty sure it's the nail bro himself.
>>710699449
Hi there
>>710698992
>>710699231
I feel lightheaded and ill. My face is now stuck in a perpetual frown. I think it will remain this way forever.
The nails have colesced into some sort of black monstrosity.
>>710698992
LSD, and if you dont smoke weed regularly, you can pass drug tests extrmely easy. sweat and cranberry juice.
>>710698957
bump for potential
>>710692098
Dude you must have some kind of mental disease
