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rekt thread bois
>>710683405
bump
This pleases me.
Praise kek.
>>710683405
>>710683405
all the good ones are too big or have sound
>>710683405
bump
>>710684413
Everyone should have a gun for this exact reason
>>710684514
exactly
>>710684514
If nobody's have guns, so nigger.
>>710684514
Precisely. That fucking clerk should have been robbed at gunpoint.
>>710684589
So the niggers will use knifes
>>710684703
He was.
>>710683405
officiall my favourite thread on /b/
>>710684703
He did have a gun you retard.
>>710684878
if they use knifes, you can defend yourself with knifes too.
In this case, you have less chance to die (a gun is more dangerous than a knife)
Sorry for my bad english.
>>710684184
Kekz
>>710685147
Hey faggot, if someone comes up behind you with a weapon and the intent to kill, do you want to engage in a FUCKING KNIFE FIGHT or just shoot them?
Fuck off my internet, liberal shitstain.
>>710685147
>In this case, you have less chance to die
Statistics suggest strongly the opposite. Self defense with a firearm has a much, much higher success rate. Self defense with a knife literally has a lower success rate than self defense without any weapon whatsoever. That is not an exaggeration.
>>710685118
That's not a gun. He's wearing gloves, fuckface.
>>710685147
That is 100% wrong.
Fucking retard
>>710685147
You have to go back Paco
>>710685313
Yes a gun you blind faggot
>>710684703
Kek
>>710685327
This is officially the first post of the thread
>>710685259
Not OP, but as someone trained in the art of kenjutsu I pity the poor soul who challenges me with a gun, or even someone with a sword/knife who is not properly trained to my level.
The thought of someone approaching me with a gun from any angle greatly amuses me.
>>710684041
sucked in coconut fob cunt
>back to the island
>>710685259
I neer say that i wanted to.
I just say that is less dangerous for people.
I prefer beeing robbed by a man with knives than a man with guns
Because it's "safier"
>>710685293
I never say that i prefer defend myself with knive(that s ridiculous)
I prefer being robbed/attacked by a man with knives than a man with guns.That's all.
>>710686256
boxer rebellion pt. 2
>>710686256
lol.
I hope to kek this is sarcasm.
>>710685602
haha, no mexican :)
>>710686428
Really?
Tell ya what: Two options
>stabbed in stomach, slowly bleed out
>shot in head, instant death
You die either way, no medical help because amberlamps take too long.
Pick one.
>>710683868
That's a glass bottle breaking over his face, I'm assuming?
>>710686724
You still have more chance to survive in the first case mate.
>>710683868
Bless you! That was a good one!
>>710683405
Based
>>710686724
STOP ARGUING FAGGOTS AND POST
>>710686870
I said you die either way you illiterate mongoloid CUNT.
If someone stabs you multiple times, you are going to fucking DIE.
And if they get the jump on you (as most successful criminals do) you are fucking DEAD either way.
Next question: Do you want to have a knife fight with a criminal, or just shoot them?
>>710687121
How about you fucking kill yourself and fuck right off, nigger?
>>710683868
>>710686823
>When there are so many giant niggers at your school you have to go with sand in your pocket and fucking weaponize it.
THIS IS A REKT THREAD POST REKT SHIT
>>710684184
I need more like this
>>710683868
And this
>>710687142
Are you too stupid to see his point?
>>710687481
His case is factually incorrect. Are YOU fucking stupid?
95% of the time a criminal has a gun, they're using it for intimidation.
Knives, on the other hand, are used much more frequently to actually attack someone.
So you are far more likely to survive the gun situation, AS PROVEN IN THIS FUCKING THREAD YOU BLIND FAGGOT.
Watch the webm where the dude shoots that nigger in the store. And watch the OTHER webm where the same thing happens.
If they had knives, they would pressed against the people's necks.
>>710687206
What?
>>710684559
top kekle
>>710687142
We are talking aout robbery, are we?
If someone want to kill my self, and if he "jump" on me, i will die, it's true, if he has a knife or a guns.
But, we are talking about robbery.And yes,i have more chance to survive if the robbers has a knife. if he has a gun, it will be easy to kill me. If he has onnly a knife,he would prefer take the money and go.
>>710687722
I will not read one word of that horseshit.
More rekt gifs pls
PLS GIFS OR WEBMS
>>710687877
Yep. You are retarded.
If the motherfucker comes up behind you and slits your fucking throat...
YOU
ARE
GOING
TO
FUCKING
DIE
GET IT?
This is an argument I made that I like to use:
If someone wants to kill you bad enough, they will kill you. And there is nothing at all you can do about it. The only thing you CAN do is remain as well armed as humanly possible to REDUCE the CHANCE of being killed. Carry around a fucking Uzi if you are able. People will try- and in MANY cases have succeeded- to kill innocents. If someone wants you dead, you're dead. Simple as that.
>>710687878
Okay, I'll take the win then, you willfully ignorant liberal cuck faggot.
>>710683405
that sleight of hand is so epic
>>710687771
An anon asked if in this webm:
>>710683868
...the kids cracked a glass bottle across that black kids face... nope, it was sand he had in his pocket. Make sense now?
>>710683868
>>710686823
Kid went to the Dale Gribble school of self-defense.
>Pocket Sand!
>>710688641
glass is sand, niggers
>>710688641
Kek, the Sandy man can
> sung in my head as the candy man can song
As someone who is in one of this re-posted rekt vids. I can tell you i don't appreciated it when it gets posted.
Makes me feel like shit
>2 sides to the coin
>>710685147
Don't bring a retard to a gunfight.
>>710689212
> this triggers /n/
This count as rekt?
>>710689291
FUCK
>>710683405
And that's why guns are the shit. Brap brap
>>710683868
Lil nigga followed through in his ass. Bottle slap
>>710684151
Stupid fuck asked for a good hit and the guy lined his punch up perfectly
>>710689524
newfag detected
Ayyyyyy.....
>>710689837
I've been here 6 years roody poo. I can still cringe. I've had knee surgeries, I cringed. Get over it.
>>710690045
>been here 6 years
>first time seeing that gif
Nice try newshit.
>>710684305
"Whaaaapsshhhh" Excellent! FINISH HER!
>>710690167
FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER
I WILL BE AT THE HARDEES IN 20 MINUTES BY THE DUMPSTER
BE THERE OR STFU FAGGOT!!!!
>>710684413
this brings me such mirth
>>710684413
Ahh sweet justice
>>710690351
Nice shitpost.
>>710690193
8/10, Would nut.
>>710686256
GREATLY AMUSES ME
almost meme worthy
>>710685147
No, knife fighting is brutal, nasty and can usually go one way or the other a trained man with a pistol can down a man in a split second a trained man with a knife in a head on fight needs to hit specific areas to make the target bleed out which will take a few minutes. Knife fighting is primitive as shit and fighting knife to knife will get you both killed.
>>710689326
filename
>>710689890
shocked for lyf
>>710685327
Filmed on a wide angle potato
>>710690167
>implying it was my first time
Get fucked faggot.
I bet you don't even know who cat goddes is without looking it up
>>710689890
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROFL
>>710690505
Aww, poor pupper
>>710690644
>>710690762
>>710685147
>actually promoting knife fights over responsible gun ownership
>>710690647
>When you leveled up luck so you have higher crit chance
>>710690525
basically this. a knife can only quickly put a person down in a few spots, all of which are near impossible to attack in a fight if the other party is armed.
guns have so much more leeway
>>710690525
Love this version
>>710689890
That's fucked up, even for /b/
>>710690193
Rip porche. I think it was a 911 her dad had.
>>710690762
Love those braids and the heat she brings
> niggers always jump in
>>710690820
>>710690762
chimps attack in groups
>>710690505
fuck off queer
>>710687206
this shit doesn't work as well without sound
>>710684305
YOU GOIN TO JAAAAIL NOW
*SMACK*
>>710690953
She caught a Fucking chair
>>710690983
Dat shock wave
>>710691024
Never seen it with sound, what's she scream in pain and whatnot?
>>710691158
Mom would be proud
>>710683405
I like these threads because I feel like they're good practice for thinking what I'd do in this kind of a situation. Of course adrenaline probably makes it harder to practice good judgment and avoid a pole falling on you, getting hit by a car, or whatever else happens to these unlucky people.
>>710690505
Burn bright, Pupper
>>710690167
I've seen it tossed around in many rektd threads already
>>710683405
liam fucking neeson baby
>>710691103
Chick in the front facing camera, aisle row, is fucking dead.
time to get b& bois
>>710691103
aye omg this is the funniest shit ever
>>710684305
>Uppercunt
>>710691633
The full video's better, he just grabs her and throws her off the bus
>>710690762
>The other niggers always jump in
Why their lives don't matter
>>710684878
Iwontberacistiwontberacistiwontberacist
>>710690193
>>710691103
that must have hurt so fucking bad
>>710691718
You mean this?
https://youtu.be/hv1oejvcSbM
>>710691434
What?
Also more whites fighting and kicking nigger ass
>>710691181
fuck yea she screams in pain. it's like an obnoxious wail that sounds like something between cats fucking and a toddler crying
>>710684002
Punks deserved it
Actually more people are injured in knife robberies than gun robberies.
The reason, people see a knife and think, oh, it's a knife, I can use my ninja like green belt karate moves on him and disarm.
End result, one fucked up ninja.
>>710691853
Around blacks never relax.
He dun goofed. He gave them the benefit of the doubt.
>>710690525
Topkek. This guy's name is Gersh Kuntzman. These are the people who condemn warriors and promote gun control laws. Dumbasses.
>>710692161
Nobody cares. Post rekt or fuck off.
>>710684305
My fav. of all time!
Poor doggo
>>710692075
newfag
>>710692161
ummm actually i'm a huge faggot and bla bla bla blablablablalblblalallalallalalalalal i'm a faggot blah blah blah lalalalahlakjdkaj
>>710684703
Are you retarded?
>>710689477
fucking hell she should seriously kill herself. i can't believe you can get that fucking fat.
>>710691883
jesus christ /b/ works fast
>>710690634
>trying to name-drop some faggot internet meme shit
kys
>>710692465
Mods ban for spilled chocolate milk not soda
>>710683405
Mmmm good to see some justice.
>>710689418
you can tell that's korea because of all the tinted windows and power lines
>>710692975
boi u dint
>>710684878
How does that one nigger get a fit like that in the hood? Is he a drug dealer?
>>710692965
>I don't know what that is
> I've never seen it
Kys
Google it, I dare you
>>710689250
the exact moment mom decides to text tyrone
>>710693172
Just explain it then. I don't visit this board often like I used to. Been on /pol/ a ton lately
>>710690647
nigger vs nigger, no winners
>>710687206
top kek
>>710691181
nigger probably had just stone the bike too, hence why he fled the scene
>>710689291
wtf is that some automatic exercise machine? It keeps going after her legs get fucked up
>>710690525
My pops was AF special forces during Vietnam. My moms an ER nurse as are my sister, most of my aunts and female cousins. My dad always told me the best thing to do if it comes down to knives is gain some distance and start throwing shit. The only time I know my dad saw combat was when he was at Tahn son nuht or however the fuck you spell it. I know he had to use his service .38 revolver. I read that in a book he wrote, that I found after he died (not published, It was just a hobby thing for him, I guess since he was uncomfortable talking about it).
My nurse mom and sis and relatives have never had a patient die from a stabbing or knife fight, and most of their patients with gunshots live too. A pistol is really only something to buy you time until you can find a rifle (said my dad once). When it comes to small arms, distance and being fast in the opposite direction are what will save you. And I've always heard if you get in a knife fight expect both of you to get cut up. I wouldnt get in a knife fight. I'd pick up a chair or something to chuck at the bastard and haul ass. You really need to be trained assassin level shit to kill effectively with a knife.
>>710689477
How
The
FUCK
Do you get THAT HUGE
Who the fuck can afford to eat THAT MUCH? HOW DO YOU LIVE?
Triggered as fuck. These people should be used for fertilizer.
>>710693223
no thanks, i'm not a fag
>>710690953
nice catch.
>>710687206
the filename should be
"if 4chan was a liberal"
>>710693386
I just enjoy the joke, Anons will generally play along and call mods.
Like technically it's rekt, but many people lately think rekt=gore.
This is not Gersh Kuntzman.... Try knowing your facts before you speak.
>>710689477
What in the holy fucking name of Jesus Christ is that and why the fuck has it been allowed to live? Fucking hell, kill it before it breeds!
>>710693670
She didn't lock the weights rack before she relaxed her legs. Gravity is how the machine works. Chicks are retarded.
>>710691158
fucking gooks
>>710693463
thanks for posting this
>>710687206
so much funnier with sound,
(she screams bloody murder when he 'hits' her)
>>710694022
Those lumps are its eggs.
It is laying them in the video.
>>710693210
>710693210
kek
>>710691103
LOOOOL
>>710689308
It's a leg press. The pully system pulls the moving seat towards the plate you put your feet against.
>>710692206
This is not Gersh Kuntzman.... Try knowing your facts before you speak.
>>710689221
>>710691158
People condemn this but its still more humane than Kosher
>>710692900
this guy got a darwin award because he died. fun fact.
>>710694519
I never understood this. Pain I kind of get. But risking serious permanent injury?
>>710690983
that's actually really beautiful
>>710691103
the guy in the back does a flip
>>710690824
top kek
>>710691103
sienfeld_theme.webm
>>710694336
I used to only see either rekt as normie fails, or actual gore threads, where it's just gore.
I guess since shock sites got popular they became one in the same.
>>710694685
Fucking brain-d-d-d-damage
>>710693172
This isn't rekt, get the fuck out.
>>710694830
I'm looking for whites kicking niggers ass in fights. Got anything ?
>>710690936
Fuckin niggers always jump in fights they don't belong in and fuckin niggers always cheap shot. Fuck niggers....if I could go hunt them down without repercussions from the law I would
>>710694830
Why would the toilet rotate the seat like wtf
>>710684885
2nd this motion
>>710694954
>>710694933
Thank you for your meaningful contribution, newfriend.
>>710684878
Aw the monkies are trying to play with that white man
>>710694873
What?
>>710695018
That's why I want this >>710694954
>>710695054
Self cleaning toilet seat. Which has its limits kek
>>710691103
D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS
CANNON
>>710695054
It is supposed to sanitize the seat, pal.
>>710691158
Worthless chinese filth fuck them fuck china
>>710687206
He should've taken out his Knight stick and started tapping the sjcunt on the head
WARNING! This is not for the weak stomach faggots
>>710695256
That seems really pointless
>>710684168
what manner of creature is that?
Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys?
>>710694022
Don't worry
There is no dick long enough to reach that pussy.
>>710695475
Fuck you, worse than shovel dog.
>>710695256
Kek, this amuses me every time
>>710695599
Checked, also kek
>>710689477
It rekt itself
>>710694816
kek
>>710695651
I love simba at the end.
>>710695097
I don't get it
>>710695475
>>710695499
How is that pointless in a public bathroom? Stranger ass is gross. I don't want my cheeks touching that.
>>710695761
Lol yeah, that seals the deal.
>>710689981
What the fuck is wrong with this little dipshit? I hate how tiny humans look I want to kill it. Is this a normal feeling? What is wrong with me? I really want to kill this kid.
>>710695775
Radiation from xray you dumb fuck.
Dead man walking
>>710695785
nerve gas?
>>710695475
>>710693568
He had ran a red light.
>>710695833
>Using public bathrooms to poop
That gif proves why it's a bad idea
>>710691103
was I the only one who at clips like this clicks 0.5 second before crash enough times to observe what happens to each passenger ?
>>710695097
>>710690762
Death to all niggers. That's one tough bitch.
>>710683405
anybody know what happened here? did the guy in black jacket got charged? is he a police? did they find the other guy? the the guy ded?
>>710690820
Stupid fucking monkey
>>710694519
how would he start bleeding like that
>>710685259
If someone comes up behind you with a knife you're fucked whether you have a gun or not you fucking retard.
>>710695863
Isnt it past your bedtime kid?
>>710696380
I'm still alive, and I've turned my back to many a chef.
>>710695475
you monster
>>710689212
that bike fucking flew kek
>>710696325
>When you press x at the right time
>>710696274
good to know , thanks :*
>>710696247
Are you fucking retarded?
It's completely legal to shoot armed robbers that are threatening you, you beta cuck
Complying with them doesn't guarantee your safety and a lot of the time, people comply and get shot anyway.
I'm not convinced that you're worth defending though, you faggot ass liberal
No seat belt, no air bag, walks away, lucky idiot
>>710695863
I think you should kys. That's illogical and you're a psychopath.
>>710696225
The long braids are the best.
I want more fights pls
>>710696410
Too bad his aim was low
>>710696676
is kill?
>>710689477
link to full vid? I don't have a scat fetish, nor an obesity fetish, but this interests me.
>>710691434
Why does she start levitating after she spills soda?
>>710693210
>flaming vodka
This is the stupidest shit in the world, most people don't even know at what point the flame becomes unsafe.
>>710695097
>>710695775
>>710695886
>>710695990
That can't possibly be enough radiation to kill someone.
>>710690525
but the thing about knives are you shouldn't be trying to run at someone or fight head on with one. you sneaky stab and then use that precise amount of about 1.5 to 2 seconds for someone to notice and react to move on to the next dude
>>710695863
you need to spend more time in real life
>>710696755
oh fucking christ why did i do it
>>710684413
Was this legal though?
His life isn't danger?
Somebody help with a request please, it was posted here this week sometime
It's just a guy being stabbed to death by a few guys
They go at him while he's on the floor, it's really good
>>710696780
>>
ahh, so satisfying
>>710696836
is magik
>>710696914
rekt boi
>>710696619
Np anon. I do that when something has a ton of stuff going on.
>>710696780
Treat me equal..oh, not that equal
>>710692028
God damn this gets me everytime.
Since when was this a ylyl thread.
>>710695133
kek'd
>>710694563
atleast he died looking cool as fuck
>>710683405
https://goregrish.com/video/1065/cartel-brutality
>>710696676
Damn.
Imagine, someone had to clean that up
>>710684413
They destroy zimmermans life over something similar except Zimmerman was actually being assaulted.
>>710691103
Can someone elaborate what happened with this? I've seen this in every rekt thread and am always curious.
>did that chick in the front row die
>why did the bus crash
>did anyone in general die
>>710686256
I'll approach you from any angle you want and shoot you from 30 feet away.
>>710696997
this hurts so fucking bad
>>710696755
Fucking hell what does this do is it nerve gas again
>>710692956
name a race stupider than muslims!
Pro tip: You can't
>>710693670
She was using the machine like an idiot.
Look at the expression on her face, shes acting like its a joke until she relaxes her legs and the weight crushes her legs the opposite way.
>>710697310
niggers easily
>>710696780
Should've stomped on her
>>710692687
no that pic is old as fuck. /b/ was a part of why it spread so much and why the police force that worked on the case got sued. still funny as fuck
>>710696780
Perfect.
>>710693321
Wtf
>>710696955
He was around niggers. What do you mean he wasn't in danger?
>>710697310
>>710697404
Australian and African natives have ad average IQ of 70, where as middle easterners have an average IQ of 75.
>>710697121
what's this from?
>>710696755
What the fuck does this do? My hands tingling now
>>710696955
its looks like white shirt thug has a gun. so its safe to assume your life would in danger
>>710697286
first orgasm?
>>710697295
It gives you an orgasm, instantly, buddy.
>>710697158
ive seena lot of shit but that is srsly messed up
>>710691033
"NAW NAW THAT'S A FUCKIN FEMALE!"
>>710697447
Sauce?
