TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ALERT ALERT MAYDAY MAYDAY
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TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ALERT ALERT MAYDAY MAYDAY
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>>710677974
You know the rules. Linky or you stinky.
>>710678399
>breakyourownnews.com
nice
>>710678421
just happened on the youtube livestream
>>710678399
OMG IS THIS REAL?!
>>710678399
These people are fucking ridiculous
Ya let's try to kill this guy because Hillary is corrupt as fuck and no normal human being would want her as president
>>710678658
>just happened on the youtube livestream
bullshit, i've been watching, you are full of shit
>>710678935
are you fucking dumb, he was taken off stage by his bodyguards
>https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/795069635817275392
Something happened but he is back on stage now. They did remove several from it. But secret service would not remove him like that with out reason.
>>710678935
Its literally on the fucking news try harder faggot
>>710679300
The guy said it might have been a gun but they wouldnt have had him back that quickly if it was
IT\S HAPPENING
>>710677974
What would happen if Trump and Hillary were both assassinated today?
>>710679588
I would sleep soundly for once.
>>710679588
putin for president
>>710679628
I feel you.
>>710679588
Plenty of words came to my mind
>Beautiful
>Hope
>Great future
>>710679588
I fuck your mom
With my cock
>>710679479
bottom text killed me
>>710679588
Kaine and Pence would be running for president
Obama gets a 3rd term
>>710677974
Apparently there was a guy in the youtube chatroom who said he was at the rally with a gun
https://youtu.be/aQMUj6ETaNg?t=1h52m55s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyb293Rf3lU
someone had a gun but the crowd tackled him
>>710679711
then why are you still here
>>710679588
Elections would be postponed.
Bernie sanders would be a cuck again.
Elizabeth Warren would be the new pressident.
>>710679800
Obama is off to set up his non profit like the Clinton Foundation so he can make millions.
>>710679647
They distinctly said "if Trump... was assassinated." Putin's puppet would be gone along with his unofficial presidency. Official presidency is of course not possible.
>>710679918
>cuck
Your entire post has been disregarded.
>>710679628
LOL this 100%
>>710680055
What if, and this is just a guess...... The guy was joking.
>>710679791
Pence would crush Kaine. It's just like Scott Adams said - Pence looks weaker next to Trump, as does Kaine to Hillary. But comparing Pence to Kaine, Pence looks a lot more powerful, as does Trump to Hillary.
>>710680055
Kill yourself, you retarded fucking CTR nigger.
>>710680141
Oh my god, I never thought of that!
>>710680294
Edgy.
>>710680333
Checked.
Real news http://pix11.com/2016/11/05/donald-trump-briefly-rushed-off-stage-at-nevada-campaign-rally/
>>710680055
Check out the Clinton Foundation and Russia. Trump didn't OK the sale of 20% of the uranium in the US to Russia. Hillary did and Bill was paid. The Foundation also donated to setting up a Russian version of silicon valley. Transfer of tech. All bought and paid for .
>>710679918
>Elizabeth Warren would be the new pressident
She's probably the only person in Washington I trust to be the President.
>>710680177
Bernie Sanders would crush Kaine
Typical fucking trump supporter
>>710680555
That's right. You be a good goy.
It's happening!!!!!
https://youtu.be/eemJPPb8Otw
https://youtu.be/eemJPPb8Otw
https://youtu.be/eemJPPb8Otw
>>710680555
Fauxcahontas? [spoiler][/spoiler]pent her whole professional life pretending to be an Indian.... good choice
>>710680403
Calling Trump a puppet of some Russian politician while Hillary commits treason by selling her favours as Secretary of State through her foundation is pretty fucking edgy. If you're that guy I think you should sincerely consider killing yourself.
>>710680620
Bernie already has your money. He's not about to get into it again.
No gun confirmed by any news source.
It was a man charging through the crowd pushing people out of the way. He was then tackled by the crowd. That is all.
>>710680803
I meant anyone would crush Kaine
>>710677974
Donald Trump is the only person I have considered assassinating.
>>710678495
Hey, it's more credible than Breitbart.
>>710680949
Yeah, that's true. I could see Biden winding up his smile reflexes if the old hag died. Too late now though.
>>710681003
this is true
>>710680955
You have to set your sights a bit higher.. Try this guy. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
>>710679022
In pieces.
>>710680780
Why were they so slow with moving him out
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2125846/donald-trump-rushed-off-stage-at-reno-rally-as-secret-service-officers-pounce-on-audience-member/
>>710681003
I'm gonna guess YOU get your news from John Oliver.
>>710678892
typical trumpfaggery in action: create your own narrative and get mad about it.
They don't know what happened yet, and he returned the stage and finished his speech. You think they would let him do that if there was a substantial threat against his life?
Go fucking kill yourself.
>>710679867
>>710679850
Is there information on who it was?
>>710681221
Not since he began shilling for the Clinton Crime Machine.
>>710681196
because they probably had that planned out already to get people to have some sympathy for him. Election day is only a couple days away
>>710681196
Because it was staged to create even more hate towards hillary clinton. Think about it. This just helps his campaign.
>>710677974
I don't want trump to die, just all of his retarded supporters. Fucking unamerican filth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHO84rOp8FQ
>>710677974
Fake and gay
>>710681196
Because they weren't on stage with him. The Secret Service is not the premier protection agency in the world.
>>710680294
If you're really this dumb should prob
Kys
>>710679588
Presidental elections can be postponed in the case of death, yes.
>>710680780
Said the Secret Service guy between stomps:
"Take care of the Trump and the Pence will take care of himself."
>>710681545
Thankfully this genius checked in.
>>710681588
*Citation needed
>>710679867
fake as fuck
But muh 2nd Amendment rights are being trampled!!! I have the god given right to carry a gun into any place I want.
Fuck you Secret Service!!! Muh rights are being violated!
>>710681588
Where does it say that?
>>710681714
And we all know how fake fuck is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVpzSU5BbsA
Please be one of those gun rights faggots trying to prove a point.
CAPTAIN CUCK REPORTING IN
Blow up the whole building, easy peezy
guy who tried to kill him was british
really makes you think
>>710681850
infowars is a sad pathetic joke
>>710681885
I'd assume the VPs would become the candidates?
>>710680177
Kaine looks like the type of hamster-esque manlet who says "okie dokie" after sex.
What ACTUALLY happens is, each state's party picks it's own candidate. It would likely go to the V.P. candidates, but you know places like Vermont would do something like selecting Bernie.
>>710681868
What're the chances the guy was planted by Trump's people in order to get the crowd excited?
>>710681868
Muh rights!!!!!
this is bullshit. femanon here and mister trump is currently grabbing me by the pussy.
>>710681858
It never is. Usually some unhinged lefty hearing voices.
>>710682020
After Project Veritas virtually zero. They are paid to disrupt Trump events. All legal bills covered.
>>710682032
you should really get tested afterwards
>>710682020
More likely planted to drum up sympathy. All legal bills paid.
>>710678399
>>710680538
> Trump didn't OK the sale of 20% of the uranium in the US to Russia. Hillary did and Bill was paid.
Clinton's department was one of 9 involved in that trade deal, and clinton was not the delegate who arranged the deal.
go do some research into reality, instead of what you imagine happened.
>>710677974
Hahahaa! Fucking troll, try again next time. I watch news almost all day, faggot.
>>710679588
That would be really beautiful
Just add Pence to that list, he is as bad, if not worse, than Trump.
>>710681971
thats why i linked it
>>710682404
So will you admit you were wrong when you read the news later? Or will you just explain away how fucking wrong your comment was with some anti hillary bullshit?
>>710682388
lol. Trumpfags already know this, they just don't care. They are going to repeat the same lies straight through the end of hillary's two terms.
>>710679647
this pls russia should just buy america
>>710682388
State was the final dept crucial to making the deal go through. Clinton Foundation got over $130 million donation from the guy set to benefit from the sale. Just a coincidence.
>>710682701
>crucial to making the deal go through
yeah, whatever you say, kid. There's no point in arguing with Trumpfags. Each time one of your claims is shot down you just invent some new one.
That would be the best day for republicans. Getting rid of this idiot and blaming the democrats for that.
>>710682812
Easy to discount. Difficult to disprove. Ball in your court ...kid
>>710682819
Lol yes. They might actually stand a chance if they got this Cheetoh of their front cover.
>>710683007
Russians! RUSSIANS!
R U S S I A N S ! ! !
http://www.usapoliticstoday.com/just-assassination-attempt-donald-trump-nevada/
>>710682666
>russia should just buy america
Saitan pls, whole Russian money < apple years income
>>710680555
So do what the rest of us are doing...pick someone who isn't in Washington.
cnn.com legit wow
>>710683144
Tied to Clinton
>> This thread.
Just like a watery shit... Feels better than it actually is.
KEK protected our mighty emperor!
>>710681152
>my sides
>>710682812
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/jun/30/donald-trump/donald-trump-inaccurately-suggests-clinton-got-pai/
False. It didn't hsppen.
Fucking idiots, you Trumpfucks.
Read it an weep
>>710679588
then Obama would get 4 more years
>>710679588
God may hear you anon! Ima pray for it i even going to offer my chuld's life for that
>>710684140
Let's face it, that's probably the best outcome for this election.
>>710683916
Let's walk through this. Did State approve the sale of uranium to Russia? Yes. Was Bill Clinton paid $750,000 for a speech in Moscow? Yes. Did the Canadian selling the Uranium to Russia donate $130 million to the Clinton Foundation? Yes. Draw your own conclusions
>>710684140
no he said hillary got assassinated
>>710681152
is this real life?
>>710684140
fair enough. i can bitch about obama for another 4
>>710684079
that would disqualify EVERY politician
>>710684478
you dumbass
>>710681152
Good song by Linkin Park..
>>710684140
22nd Amendment, motherfucker. No President may serve more than 2 terms. On January 20, he will no longer be President, nor ever be President again. No martial law, now executive orders, nothing short of a full Constitutional amendment can change that.
>>710679588
Then Johnson would become President, he is 3rd in votes. True story
http://www.politicususa.com/2016/10/28/doj-complaint-filed-fbi-director-james-comey-interfering-presidential-election.html
>>710682417
I have a friend who moved here from Indiana who tells me Pence is on an absolutely pants-shitting level of crazy.
>>710684600
Sorry, dubs-boy. That's not the law. It would be up to each state to chose their dem and/or gop candidate.
>>710684395
Nor can you idiots read.
>>710684140
pretty sure the election goes ahead with substitutes for whomever dies. one person died of natural causes in the long long ago and this is what happened.
Obama can't hold the post in the meantime, even with a well defined timeframe. pretty sure Congress picks someone, which is easier if they all know its only temporary.
>>710684336
Agreed.
>>710684732
Hoosier fag here. Pence is as stupid as he is power hungry.
>>710684565
No.Not at all. As soon as you are elected you are briefed on how to handle classified info. Hillary has violated the Espionage Act. She couldn't have done a better job if she was working for a foreign government.
>>710679867
shit its real
>>710684879
Shooped. Funny, but shooped.
>>710684625
This shit is hillarious. When he declares there are no charges against Hillary from the investigation, after Bill Clinton had a good chat to the DOJ nigger in the back of a plane, and hundreds of FBI special agents are pissed off because they think there's a case:
mainstream media says: Clinton does nothing wrong. No interference. Nothing to see here.
Then Comey gets more evidence, has WikiLeaks threatening to leak the same shit to embarrass him, and the pissed off agents threaten to quit as a group, he says they're reconsidering the conclusion as they investigate the new evidence:
MSM: OMG CORRUPTION!!! POLITICS!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!
>>710684843
I guess that brilliant response settles that. Bedtime
>>710684852
Not at all. Kaine/Pence are the candidates. They are on the ballot.
>>710682666
almost as likely as Mexico buying America
>>710682666
Checked you devil!
>>710679822
??? I thought all the gun owners brought their guns to Trump rallies ???? Trump and supporters all strongly pro 2nd amendment
"A law enforcement official told CNN no weapon was discovered."
"Several attendees at the rally said they saw a Trump supporter raise up a sign and then a scuffle ensued."
LOL
>>710685231
Well then they're the substitutes. Not sure how that was wrong.
>>710685268
No, it's only the criminals that do that... and, like all dead voters, are democrats.
>>710684569
>good song
>linkin park
pick one
>>710685251
to be fair mexico cant even buy mexico
>>710685345
close but wrong terminology
lrn2lawyer faggot
>>710682666
They can't afford even if they sell entire Russia
>>710684986
>Hillary has violated the Espionage Act
yeah, glad we have you to litigate this for us. No need to wait for the proper authorities, this faggot has it all handled.
>>710685122
WikiLeaks hasn't had shit. They still dont.
>>710684336
kill yourself fagget
Friendly reminder: Daylight Savings Time ends tonight. Be sure to set back your science projects.
Calm down people! It's just an American exercising their 1st and 2nd Amendment rights!
>>710677974
So after I'm up there for a few minutes, you come run in and rush me off like someones trying to kill me. It'll be great, we'll get the sympathy vote.
>>710685345
The question was if Clinton and Trump were killed on the same day. Pence and Kaine would be the candidates. That's why we have vice presidents.
>>710683007
all you faggots have is innuendo and treat every single allegation against clinton as if it were true right away. At the same time you dismiss everything negative about Trump just as quickly. We're all sick of playing these games with you hypocrites.
bet he had the guy planted in the crowd
>>710685532
What cave do you live in?
>>710685713
And again, the LAW states that EACH STATE would pick their own dem/GOP candidates. There's nothing that says is must be the V.P. candidates.
>>710685715
What innuendo? (nice four syllable there)
in the meantime
Funny mashup/sendup of Trump
The Asshole Song
Spread the love
http://www.buttmouthproductions.com/asshole-song/
>>710685866
Which law?
>>710685939
was better when dennis leary did it
>>710685532
Are you literally retarded? Or do you just get all your news from your FB feed?
Friendly reminder that people will make fun of this and post it online with captions like "damn so close" and that if it was Hilary it would be a different story.
>>710684079
You do realize the executive office is defined by the constitution and the only thing that can disqualify someone from running for and being elected as president is being under 35 years of age and a non natural born citizen, right? Or have you not read the constitution?
>>710677974
What will I do without my god now??
>>710684565
No it wouldn't
Kill yourself.
>>710685532
are you a real human being right now
>>710686028
Here:
https://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/print_friendly.html?page=faq_content.html&title=U.+S.+Electoral+College%3A+Frequently+Asked+Questions#candidatedies
Hitlary got to this guy: http://denverguardian.com/2016/11/05/fbi-agent-suspected-hillary-email-leaks-found-dead-apparent-murder-suicide/
>>710679791
Wait, we'd actually have viable candidates?
>>710686242
Unless that person violates the Espionage Act which disqualifies them from holding any office. Guess who has violated the Espionage Act? Hint...She wears pantsuits.
>>710683417
Leroy Otter?
>>710686617
Guess what document is above all others? It's the constitution of the united states of america.
>>710686191
>>710686439
>https://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/print_friendly.html?page=faq_content.html&title=U.+S.+Electoral+College%3A+Frequently+Asked+Questions#candidatedies
After the election..the question was now, before the election
>>710682020
Seriously.. Come on man. Anybody who does rallies three times a day for tens of thousands of people this shit will happen. I'm shocked it doesn't happen every day. For you shills to suggest it was a Trump plant, especially when proof came out that the Clinton campaign literally pays people to incite violence at Trump rallies.. Come on man. You're sooo far gone in your leftist bubble if you can't believe that someone who does political rallies for 100s of thousands of people a month wont get a scare every now and then. Stop shilling. I don't even support Donald Trump but you people have such warped views in the world I want him to win just to annoy ye.
>>710686617
Only court of law decides if someone is guilty, as much as one yellow hair idiot would like to have it otherwise
>>710686812
I'd like to think so too.
>>710685391
>being edgier than edgy
>actual autist
Pick one.
>>710679479
Fuck off CTR cuck
>>710686617
you have to be convicted under the espionage act for it to apply to you, are you literally fucking retarded?
>>710685580
yes! an extra hour to shitpost on /b/
>>710677974
How famous do you have to be in order to be assassinated instead of just murdered?
>>710684140
A recall election is held. With entirely new candidates.
>>710687003
>proof
evidence, not proof.
They have a shit ton of plausible deniability on their side. They've been doing this for a while and know how to eradicate any sort of paper trail
>>710687259
famous enough to attract cameras
>>710686812
kek
>>710687126
when you do that, it's supposed to be two different things.
and since when is it autistic or edgy to hate linkin park, that's literally 80% of their fanbase.
Trumpkins got scared by a protester's sign - Trumpkins yelled "gun" - Trump shat pants and ran. Came back after changing his britches. That's about it.
>>710677974
'tis the season
>>710679628
>>710679628
please god let this happen
>>710687310
Sure, if admission and people arrested at Trump rallies being on the clintons payroll then sure. "Evidence"
Trump pointed at somebody, everybody loses their minds. JK nobody had minds to begin with
>>710687197
Tick...tick...tick
>>710679850
>goes to watch
>urban carry holders gun holder ad plays
>>710684569
i agree. i really like it too
>>710680294
You do know Colin Powell used the server trick too, and no-one says a thing
>>710677974
what a pussy
>>710687634
Project Veritas. You won't like or believe what you see, but there are the Dems admitting how the fix election and disrupt Trump rallies.
>>710687406
You really don't get the joke do you..?
>>710687003
They all stick plants in the others campaigns and rallies, what rock have you been hiding under for the last 3 or 4 decades.
>>710688323
>Project Veritas
run by a convicted criminal James O'Keefe
>>710688257
What would you have done?
>>710688475
>Clinton campaign
Led by a criminal who has committed treason and been under FBI investigation twice, and the husband of a rapist whose victims she threatened.
Makes O'Keefe look like Jesus.
>>710688634
*wife of a rapist
>>710688351
to be honest.. trump looks like he staged this
I've been a lifelong trump supporter ever since he went down those escalators, but he's looking desperate and doing whatever he can to gain attention. Very narcissistic. He lost me.
>>710688634
notice how you left out the "convicted" part
>>710688475
Well he caught a convicted criminal married to a Dem Congresswoman. He visited the White House over 300 times and ran the operation to sabotage the Trump campaign.
>>710688771
>He lost me
At what point? He's no different now than he was ten years ago? Was it the fucking all the immigrants to death or was it grabbing them by the pussy?? I just want to know where the line is sweetheart.
tfw He was back speaking in less than 10 minutes and finished out the god damned event. after an attempted assasination
Meanwhile, Hillary cut her speech short because of rain.
im not an americuck, but for the good of the world, trump NEEDS to win.
>>710688835
OJ wasn't convicted of murdering two people. Does that mean he's not a criminal?
>>710688866
>and ran the operation to sabotage the Trump campaign.
wat
>>710678399
Nice fake M8
>>710688963
oj simpson didn't kill anybody you effing liar
>>710684576
FDR would like a word.
>>710689005
>liberals defending OJ
>effing
Reddit, OUT.
>>710688771
>lifelong trump supporter
Ok That's believable You can do better than that
>>710689005
>>710688963
the term is accused.
god you yanks are idiots.
I hope the doctors are all republicans
>>710689237
And Clinton is accused of accepting bribes, rigging the primary, hosting a private server and possibly orchestrating Judge Scalia's death, among other things. Your point being?
>>710688974
I know...the corruption is incredible.
>>710684307
hopefully he's a nigger
>>710677974
The threat was unclear. Two security agents seized Trump by the shoulders and hustled him backstage as police officers swarmed over a white male in the front of the crowd and held him face down on the ground while they searched him.
Fucking goons. This is what you're electing America. Paranoia.
Look guys, I don't really want Donald to win, but I REALLY DON'T want Hillary to win. Wat do?
>>710680629
Typical Hillary supporter. Fuck off cunt
>>710684478
For US presidential elections, *everything* is real.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
>>710689469
The incident began when Trump noticed what he considered a heckler, saying it was someone "from the Hillary Clinton campaign." A few seconds later people near the stage began pointing at someone in the crowd near the front.
Then agents took Trump away. A CNN reporter at the event who spoke to witnesses to the incident said no one saw a weapon.
>>710688590
I know Kung fu, so I would've gone out and kicked this guy's ass
>>710689597
what the fuck did you just say to me
>>710689537
vote for the person you hate the least obviously retard. didn't think i needed to write that out for you
>>710689537
suicide is the only answer
>>710689644
you little bitch
dubs checked
>>710689608
Do you what what Kung fu is?
>>710689669
The Republican Party is committing suicide.
>>710689364
and trump is accused of being a man.
the difference is that hillarys accusations are all worthy of prosecution, and we can safely give the benefit of the doubt that all the accusations are true.
>>710689537
You're like a victim of spousal abuse. You know Clinton will lie,cheat, steal, and yet you are considering voting for her? You know what you'll get with her.
>>710681850
hell yeah i love infowars
>>710689741
>committing suicide
>>710689765
>that hillarys accusations are all worthy of prosecution
on Breitbart
>>710689537
vote trump dude. you dont have to like somones personality to vote, its about what they bring to the table, and trump is ridiculously benificial for not just america, but the entire first world.
>>710687027
Why do I expect this from Hillary Clinton's constituency? They hate blondes...
>>710678935
Dude you're actually retarded
>>710689914
>muh tinfoil
kecks
>>710689731
Do you know what bait is?
>>710689765
wrong
>>710684336
Don't blame him guys. It's only natural to want more foodstamps
>>710689741
The Democrat party died in 1972
>>710689920
>trump is ridiculously benificial for not just america, but the entire first world.
>>710685431
Carlos Slim owns US TV and newspaper networks. All the supermarket bread in the US is owned by Bimbo. Who knows what El Chapo has bought up.
>>710677974
fucking secret service!
>>710689916
fuck breitbart bro. the best way to get fact (as close as possible to fact) is to go direct to the source.
if she gets power im packing up and moving to antartica to study penguins, because the world is about to get fuucked up,
>>710690063
>died
>won the past two Pres Elections
pick one faux historian
>>710690087
you know im right.
>>710690125
>Antarctica
You'd probably be a lot quieter there, anon. I'm behind you on this.
>>710689977
kill yourself "nerd virgin"
