What do you think about Jesus?
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What do you think about Jesus?
Truth here.
hes a metaphor for the sun
same as king arthur, or neo from the matrix
>>710667360
Amazing landscaper
>>710667360
>What do you think about Jesus?
I don't.
Nigga that's Cesare Borgia.
>>710667360
According to the stories I've heard, he was appearently a pretty chill dude. Makes sense that we would kill him, really. Can't have that, now.
>>710668063
That sucks
![thanks-jesus-for-this-food-de-nada[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/19RClD6.jpg "thanks-jesus-for-this-food-de-nada[1].jpg")
I always enjoy this pic.
I think that his teachings ruined my childhood and my brother's. Not because my parents were bad parents, but because "doing your best for Jesus," meant that nothing was good enough in my family. It also meant we were supposed to masturbate, watch horror movies, or basically do anything fun without horrifying guilt. I'm over it now, but left with an anxiety disorder that will probably be forever :( .
>>710668145
Jew detected.
>>710667793
Explain it?
>>710667360
Head of a doomsday cult with a messiah complex. First century David Koresh, basically.
Cunt.
Kind of crazy how many faggots make fun of Jesus and insult him but at the end of their wretched lives they beg for forgiveness from God
That's all of you.
its pretty retarded he is white in the paintings and shit, how the fuck can you be white when you are born in the middle east 2000 years ago
>>710668223
lol, I meant "weren't," hehe.
>>710668573
Ok
What's your awesome point?
>>710668516
>That's all of you.
Kind of crazy how Christfags are always so certain about things they have no clue about.
>>710668516
>Everyone, everywhere is a coward at heart! :3
Where is Asian and black jesus?
>>710668692
The point is that its retarded, why did they make him white when its pretty unlikely he was.
>>710668573
Cuz those paintings aren't Jesus, They're Cesare Borgia.
>>710668726
The thing is you're wrong because we were all told these things but you failed to understand it.
But God has a special place for pagans
Serious question for all the skeptics: considering that there have been more "messiahs" in history than we could eer hope to count, most of which had culs hat lasted only a few years then died out or were lost to history...
What was so different about THIS man that his legacy, whether you believe in it or not, has left arguably the biggest impact on recorded human history?
>>710668874
So that's the most important thing to you about Jesus' message?
>>710667360
8/10 fuckable
i definitely wouldnt turn him down for sex, but he'd want to get married first so thats a no
>>710667360
Brilliant example on how not to be a massive cunt and a transcended being but too much other religious jargon attached
>>710669019
Ancient civilisations had far more impact on human history than Jesus.
Jesus never existed
>>710667360
he's a faggot
>>710668874
>The point is that its retarded, why did they make him white when its pretty unlikely he was.
That's an easy one.
It's because the religion was co-opted by the Greeks and Romans. They sure as fuck didn't want to live like Jews and sure weren't going to worship one.
My favorite heretic group from the 2nd century was convinced he wasn't Jewish at all and edited everything out of their Bible that made a Jewish reference.
>>710669205
Um no.
You're wrong
>>710668516
Oh look ... a jesusfag can tell the future.
>>710668181
I think of Super Mecha Death Christ.
>>710669327
Ancient Greece was around for 10,000 years or so before jesus came along
>>710667360
>>710668355
All the stories are just stories about the sun and stars. Jesus' birthday is the solstice (pre telescopes). It's a celebration of the days beginning to get longer. (Her der, but that's not his real birthday) and yet we chose to celebrate his birthday on the solstice anyway...Hummm...tell you anything?
Also Easter is the celebration of the spring solstice. Eggs and rabbits are symbols of life and fertility (you know, "fuck like rabbits"). The sun, at its lowest point in the sky, stays there 3 days befor it starts rising and making the days longer. It sits in a place of the sky overlapping the "crux" or "cross" constellation. So the sun dies, is dead for 3 days on the "cross" then returns again.
12 followers, 12 constellations. Jesus is a symbol for the Suns place in the sky in its current astrological "age." It's about a 2300 year period. It's currently the age of Pisces. And remind me, what's the symbol for Pisces? Oh yeah. A FISH.
>>710667360
As an agnostic in a relationship with a very Christian girl, hes a pretty cool guy.
I appreciate the messages of love and kindness, but I wasn't gifted with the faith others have.
I think Jesus would have wanted you to watch trumps asshole anthem.
http://www.buttmouthproductions.com/asshole-song/
#trumpsassholeanthem
ITT
>>710669019
>What was so different about THIS man that his legacy, whether you believe in it or not, has left arguably the biggest impact on recorded human history?
It's a time and place question. The religion hit Greece at just the right time to take over the Dionysian Mysteries and instead of this abstract god, they could point at a person that probably existed. Better for sales.
Refer also to the divine birth legend.
>>710668726
And what information did you convey with your shit tier platitude response redditor?
>>710667360
He was the world's biggest con artist, so good at it, he still has people believing his scams a millennia later.
>>710669497
>gifted
The someplace called it wants it's something faggy back.
a worse version of Santa
>>710668429
Except wasn't killed by a ruthless government...Oh wait.
>>710669714
>And what information did you convey with your shit tier platitude response redditor?
That Christfags are massively fucked in the head, but I guess I was a little vague.
Also, I've never even been to Reddit.
>>710667360
Like the vibe, feels good to think about. Pleasant memories around his birthday but other than that I don't believe he was what people claim he is, I'm not convinced that there is something bigger than us, theres just nothing there to prove it
>>710667360
Some dude who has been celebrated by billions since his death.
Is mentioned in a book that will be around so long as humans are around
Was sentenced to death for standing up to the corrupt faggots and the Romans
Died believing in himself and what he stood for
'Proved' miracles and the power of God by healing, walking on water etc., though he merely could've been a great illusionist
An admirable person that I'd have a beer with over any fucktard on /b/
>>710667360
Before he died he said Palestine doesn't exist. It's Israel and medina is Yathrib.
>DO IT
>>710670407
Except he didn't exist, faggot. And IF he did he'd be all, "are you ready to drink my blood and wash my feet?" Fuckin creep dude.
Pass.
Jesus is the coolest most kind person to have ever came to this planet he saved all the people that are smart enuf nit to fall for all the lies that the shadow government feeds them.
>>710670719
Oh fuck! I rolled my eyes so hard they got stuck up in my head. I'll never drive again! Fuck you, anon for being soooo fucking stupid!
>do it....
>>710670629
>are you ready to drink my blood and wash my feet?
What book are you up to in Twilight, homo?
>>710667360
I like Jesus. He baptised people and doesn't afraid of anything. Not even the devil.
>>710671094
The bible. Which one is that?
>>710671202
Kek.
That nigga still owes me money.
>>710669019
I guess whats different is that his legacy DID last, over 2000 years. Also multiple religious texts talk about him, whether he was God on earth is highly debatable, his influence on mankind, though, is undeniable.
>>710671094
Also, Jesus washed the dsciples feet. Back.then it was common to wash feet cause shoes were made from animal skin so fungi and shit was very common.
Feet washing is also symbolic of soul cleansing
>>710671094
>See this
>>710671046
the kind of guy i'd have a drink with but not praise
>>710670841
I feel sorry for you I hope you enjoy your time on earth you little sheep
>>710671501
Sheep go to heaven, remember?
Do you even bible, bro?
>>710669479
You believe everything Netflix tells you?
>>710667409
You're real though.
A real bitch.
>>710671713
>You believe everything Netflix tells you?
I do.
>>710671713
When the Son of man shall come in his glory ,...he shall set the sheep on his right hand and the goats on his left; then shall the King say unto the sheep, "Come ye who are blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundations of the world. Then shall the Kings say unto the goats on the left; " Depart from me, you who are cursed, into everlastng fire prepared for the devil and his angels". - (Matt. 25:31-41)
C'mon! I don't even believe that shit, but you sure do. Might wanna think twice before calling someone a sheep.
Christ is King. It's okay if you don't believe in God. He believes in you. John 3:16
>>710669479
This is true, Christians have tried to assimilate the pagans into the new religion.
What about the real man though?
From what we know, he was a real person, with a real impact, so what was his goal, his influence, his means of attaining his goals?
>>710671622
Sometimes I do I was referring to the ones that listen to what the news says instead of thinking for themselves
>>710671923
Sheep = ppl who believe in God
Goats = non-believers, antichrist etc.
Do you even not-to-be-taken-literally m8?
>>710672050
Yep. That's what it says. Too bad about "psyce!" John 3:17
>>710672050
King Herrod
Long May He Reign
I just believe in Inri Christo!!!
>>710667360
I thinl he was a cool nice guy but he wasnt a prophet
>>710672161
God doesn't differentiate. Sheep go to heaven. I win. I go to heaven! Sheep rule. I'm pretty sure you're going to hell tho, on account of all the fagging you're doing.
>>710672179
Lol. Wait, so you think that bible verse is about literal sheep and goats? You're too much. Shouldn't you be taking orders from your cat and posting more on above top secret you nutjob?
>>710672401
If there were a heaven, none of you fags would go there. don't kid yourselves
>There's not tho
>>710669479
Except he wasn't born on Dec 25th. His birthday celebration was moved to that day to coincide with the pagan holiday so they'd feel more comfortable converting to christianity
>>710672630
Yeah, well you and I know that! But this fuckwit I'm talking to believes in that crap.
>>710667360
Seems like the kind of dude who wouldn't have wanted a cult in his name.
>>710669019
the adoption of christianity as the religion of the roman empire probably had something to do with it.
You can see something similar with Mohammad and islam which explains why islam is about as common as christianity.
basically in either case a giant empire adopted the religion as their main religion and the breakoffs of the empire kept that going.
>>710667360
a clever marketing ploy by the romans to sell obedience to jews. most jews didn't fall for it though.
>>710667360
Never met the guy, couldn't tell ya.
>>710672782
my bad b/ro. I didn't look see that's what you were replying to.
Sand Nigger
>>710669479
Zeitgeist was a shit film and you're shit for believing anything they said
M E M E
>>710672659
Yeah...I mentioned that. Think about it. It's Jesus we're talking about, right? Fucking JESUS. And they moved HIS birthday to THEIR date. Because....c'mon faggot, you can do it...because.....??????
Because the celebration of the sun is more important and they don't care when you celebrate a fake guys birthday so long as you believe in the fake guy and they can use that to manipulate you.
Think about it, the rich and powerful didn't have surveillance cameras and DNA and shit. They were always worried the shit ton of poor people would kill them and take their shit. So they made up stories about this magic guy who was all "don't kill people, it's totally awesome to be poor, render unto Cesar, turn the other cheek." They needed people to really believe that shit to stay in charge.
Seems pretty cool from the books they wrote about him.
>jesus lick my balls and anus
>pulls out his holy meat
>start rubbing it on my sinful anus
>overwhelmed by pleasure as I'm fucking gods son
>jesus cums all over my back while fondling my balls
>unload a shit and cum
>jesus massages my back with my own feces
>cum is dripping from my now flaccid cock
>jesus whispers in my ear "my son, may thy pleasure thee"
>inserts a cross into my anus
>pumping it furiously
>I'm moaning from excitement
>we cease our love making and kiss passionately
>>710673348
Lots of it is shit. All the 3rd one is shit and 1/2 the second one too. But the bible stuff. That checks out. Sorry, bro. There's no little baby angel watching you sleep. Deal with it.
>>710673132
>Implying they werent crucifying ppl all the time
However, maybe the Romans waited a while to use Jesus as a scapegoat to get their point across, get the ppls hopes up, but which ultimately backfired
>>710667360
Pretty hot, actually. I'd let him fuck me.
In my opinion, he represents the only truth in this world. He was always honest and real. To me, the best part about God and the Bible is the fact that God isn't "PC" about anything. People have a beef with God for a number of reasons, but mainly because He is unapologetic. But to me, that is the BEST part about His character. Man will complain, "oh, God hates gays huh? Well then fuck him!" No, He doesn't hate gays, He hates homosexuality. Just like He doesn't hate all straight people for having sex, (seeing as how he "invented" the action) He hates fornication, or sex for selfish pleasure. Man is compared to dogs in this regard because of the filthy, degrading things we do with our bodies. We were designed to resemble God in both mind AND body; words and action, to be pure. It's the fact that we have no decency or self respect. But I digress. My point here is the fact that in the Bible God will say what He means and mean what He says. It is said in life that "the realest people have very little friends." Well in that regard, God would be the "realest" figure in the world. He pulls no punches and isn't afraid of contradicting opinions because He is superior to us in so many ways, some of them inconceivable to our small scope of reality and comprehension. He is God, and we are "dust". The problem isn't just with THIS generation though, It is with all of them. We as a race have always been selfish, greedy, conceited little brats. It's quite appalling really. I also find His capacity for forgiveness incredible. As people, if somebody hurts us, we will be so quick to say "ok, well then go fuck yourself." This is a world where we tell people to drink bleach and go home to kill themselves because they "said something we didn't like. Yet day after day, we grossly offend the one who gave us breath, food, family, our wives, husbands and our children and so much more. We're infantile. And it should offend all of us that we are this way.
>>710673781
no, you misunderstood
there was no "real" jesus. jesus was entirely invented by the romans. The jews were being "difficult" and also expecting their warrior messiah to arrive and help them kill their enemies (the romans). To try to counter this, the romans said "your messiah has arrived, and he's peaceful and he wants you to turn the other cheek and pay your taxes" :D
>>710673835
Being this retarded. You're a white child from a small town. You need a hefty serving of grow the fuck up with a stop believing in magic fairy tales chaser.
Santa was a lie to get you to behave
Easter bunny was a lie to get you to behave
You think that shit stopped?! Lol. They will always tell you lies to make you behave.
>>710673835
>Pure
The one problem with God is that if we are impure as humans, can't it be said that God is impure if the devil comes from Him?
>>710673787
>>710667360
At best, if he even existed, he was an eccentric preacher.
>>710674306
he works in mysterious ways
>>710673697
No, the bible stuff doesn't check out either. There's plenty of sites online that go into detail about why zeitgeists claims are baseless.
>>710668999
Upside down mark of the beast "999" You will be raped by dingos in Australia. G'day mate
>>710674592
Yeah, God sites. They are all "disproving" the arguments by using the fucking bible. Every one. I've researched plenty. That shit is legit and only die hard christfags are attempting to disprove it and only with bullshit bible verses. The sun DOES sit in place for 3 days before dec 25th. It IS in the southern cross constellation, we ARE in the age of Pisces, etc. These are simple, verifiable facts.
>>710674918
B9 b8 m9 m8
>>710667360
I want to believe, but just can't muster the feeling. I have trouble believing (in) anyone who says, "Only me," yet has created a world with such terrible things in it.
>>710675109
I'm not talking about christfag sites, I'm talking about secular sites
>>710674592
And, oh yeah, eating a dead Guy's skin and drinking his blood and telepathically communicating your requests to him after he floated away to a cloud city makes waaaaaay more sense.
Think about it. For tens of thousands of years people had no radio, tv, Internet, nothing. Just quiet. All the time. And the sun and moon and stars, they had NO FUCKING CLUE what that was. It's hard to imagine cuz it's such a simple part of life we never think about, but they legit had NO CLUE what the fuck was going on. And with no entertainment, they speculated. They made stories. And more stories, and beliefs and now here we are with modern science telling us religion is bullshit, and people like you clinging to the last remnants of the stories of our bored and imaginative ancestors.
>>710675849
Point me in the right direction then, mate. Where can I find a good rebuttal to those arguments that doesn't mention the bible?
>>710674180
>your messiah has arrived, and he's peaceful and he wants you to turn the other cheek and pay your taxes
Or that could've been thrown in there when the bible was written years later so the churches could benefit. Ie was added to the scripts when the bible was being canonized
https://gotquestions.org/canon-Bible.html
>>710674306
Not exactly. Yes the Devil comes from Him, but we have to remember that Lucifer was pure in his creation or at his "birth" into existence. Just as it says in the Bible when God is referring to Lucifer, He says, "You were perfect and blameless in your ways from the day I created you. Until iniquity was found in you." The key word here is Until. Meaning the evil that Lucifer bare was Discovered. This tells us it wasn't always there. It is true that God knew of evil from the beginning, before He even created the angels and man and all things. However, he gave us free will. It all starts with that. I always say, "where there is good, there is the potential for evil." If somebody leaves their wallet or their purse sitting around, and they are not around and you know that at that moment, there is no way you'd get caught, you have the chance to steal it. Or, you could tuck it away for them or maybe let them know they've left it. You are faced with a choice because you realize that there are "options". Lucifer had a choice. He saw Gods throne and decided in himself that he was going to steal from God. He wanted the power, the authority, the adoration and worship. All the things that belong to God. The wallet representative of a persons possessions or wealth, and you in your heart, see options; a choice. Lucifer made a conscious decision to do wrong, and knew it was wrong. Just as we would know in ourselves that what we were plotting to do was wrong. Life presents us with so many choices. But not just us, because it all started with an angel in Heaven.
I love you Jupiter ...j-Jesus
G-Zuse
>>710676585
I should go take a nap
>>710676391
Yep. It was the council of Nicea. But that's too complex for most christfags. That's advanced class shit.
>>710676457
Your God character is the evil one in your bible
>Drowns everybody except 8 people
>orders genocides
>asks for child sacrifices
>gambles on the life of his biggest fan (Job)
What a fuckin creep
>>710667360
it's a really great anime really
>>710676457
no one who is perfectly good would choose to do something bad.
>>710676230
http://skepticproject.com/articles/zeitgeist/part-one/
First page on google
Hold on, I'll hold your hand and get another...
>>710676985
Getting too deep alert. Christfags won't fit down that rabbit hole.
>>710676457
>the evil that Lucifer bare was Discovered.
so god didn't create that evil? then who did?
I think Jesus is a pretty cool messiah. Eh died for our sins and doesn’t afraid of anything.
>>710676230
Heres another
http://debunkingchristianity.blogspot.com/2009/02/tim-callahans-critique-of-movie.html?m=1
>>710676817
>council of Nicea
It was presided over by Hosius, bishop of Corduba who was in communion with the See of Rome.[6]
Quite probable that the Roman catholic types added the 10% bullshit in the bible
>>710677677
100% bullshit in the bible
>>710667360
He was God in the flesh.
Can't wait for every /b/tard to have to stand before him and recount every vile action, thought, and words they said before going to Hell.
Keep tipping, lads. Only once you've finally tipped over will you realize just how wrong you were, by then it will be too late.
This
>>710676230
Oh wow another!
http://lippard.blogspot.com/2008/06/zeitgeist-movie.html?m=1
I actually had to click a second link to find this one.
>>710669421
>10,000 years
Remind us all to ignore every piece of garbage that comes of your mouth. Bring back ID's hiroshimoot.
How do you explain that they knew the earth was round? The highest mountain would fit into the deepest sea, germs and other science that we wouldn't learn for centuries?
As far as Jesus being white he basically was. Look at any racially pure Jew from Bethlehem or Nazareth. They have an olive like complexion that is whitish. They have dark brown hair. And yes they have different color eyes.
The Bible says he tanned and blushed in the face. Can you tell when a person of color blushes or has a tan?
That he had nothing spectacular about him to make us notice him in public. That he was weak and spindly.I found that odd him being a carpenter.
No doubt the paintings are enhanced but, that doesn't mean he didn't exist.However, if Hillary gets elected we'll all find out soon.
>>710678091
god forgives everyone faggot
or else he's just imaginary
probably just imaginary
Jesus was:
A) Stories of many different people, compiled together, translated multiple times, and presented to the ignorant public as a religious hero.
B) A carefully tutored and groomed patsy, used to continue the religious con.
C) God himself... which would make God an very evil deceptive entity; Jesus sacrifice? Jesus was God! God can do whatever He wants. Died for peoples sins? The sins He created, and he is immortal God, resurrected himself, can become human again anytime he wants, THERE WAS NO "SACRIFICE" on His part.
>>710667360
mythology, nothing more than a religious icon, god does not exist
>>710678091
Fuck off with your bullshit threats. Your God character as portrayed in your bible was neither loving nor merciful. He was a blood crazed, egotistical maniac that makes Hitler look like a meek librarian.And you want to grovel at his feet for eternity?
hippy wearing flip-flop trip fag
>>710667360
I think he makes great tacos, but he should stay on his side of the border.
>>710667360
religion is a racket
it was a loyalty test dumbass. God provided him a sacrifice.
>>710676884
In the flood of Noah, he did cause the death of everyone except those people. He was doing what he always does. Destroying the evil, and preserving the good. He should not have to apologize for that. Orders genocides? Yes, of whom though? The philistines? The canaanites? If you read those sections, you will quickly realize that those tribes of people were Nephilim. They were all giants. They were the offspring of the 200 Angels that fell. And yes, God said that all the giants would be destroyed. They did not belong here. They were also slaughtering men and women by the thousands, and causing all manner of havoc for Mankind. God extinguished them to preserve US. What did he do here? Destroyed the evil, and preserved the good. And Job? He was tested like any other man. Not by God, but by Satan. Only because Satan challenged Jobs integrity. So God basically said, "ok. Give it a shot. But I tell you, he isn't like the others. He is strong with me." Satan always challenges Gods people. So he tests us to see if we are worthy of God.
>>710678091
"A God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave is angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell, mouths mercy, and invented hell, mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused soul to worship him!" --Mark Twain
>>710678355
He does not forgive everyone.
>>710678548
He is both. He is ultimately just and ultimately righteous. Is it an evil to see great evil, and end it? By whatever means? To kill an evil man, is the act itself evil? Or is it good?
You are so backwards it astonishes me.
>hurr durr if God is real why does he let people suffer
Why do you?
>God sees the world is full of evil
>kills damn near everyone
>hurr durr your God killed so many people why do you worship him
Damned idiots.
>>710667360
Jesus is Horus plagiarised.
Both fiction.
so you see no relevance in the fact that, all 66 books were written in different places ?100s and even thousands of years apart with little to no intercontinental messaging? All intertwined like a jigsaw puzzle?
>>710678706
>>710678706
"The income of the priest class is totally dependent on their continued ability to sell invisible goods to suckers, they praise and glorify faith to the skies, complimenting people on how much of it they have. If it weren't for faith, they'd be out of business, and they know it."
>>710678706
You are a fuckin' nutter. You think angels came down from this other dimension and impregnated women? Their offspring were Giants? Stay retarded window licker. Your kind should have to wear a locator bracelet so we can track you.
>>710678917
"Their commodity is fear. They blackmail their parishioners with threats of hell and damnation. These poor deluded people give them their hard earned money to save them from a hell that does not exist, and from eternal torment that was invented by the corrupt minds of priests to rob the living and in addition, they are exempt from taxation! Insult to injury!
Let me tell you that religion is the cruelest fraud ever perpetrated upon the human race. It is the last of the great scheme of thievery that man must legally prohibit so as to protect himself from the charlatans who prey upon the ignorance and fears of the people.The penalty for this type of extortion should be as severe as it is of other forms of fraud and theft."
>>710677185
As I said, God knew of Evil before anything was made. However, he wanted to create children in His image. I guess that is one way Men are still like God, we want to be Fathers to children that look like us. One of the greater joys in life is being a father. So if we as MAN can know this joy and happiness, then we MUST assume God would know it. As it says in Revelation, "for all things were created for your pleasure." Meaning He created Angels and Man because, well, basically He wanted to be a Father and watch us grow and live in His sight. The Bible also states, "for the joy of Man is in God's favor." God prefers to be in the creation business rather than the destruction business.
>>710678402
God and Jesus and the Holy Spirit were all the same, but they were also separate beings. Jesus communes with both of them.
He was more of a demigod (although not actually one).
>>710678769
>Mark Twain
>did literally nothing
>>710679345
The bible is the story of a very, very incompetent supreme being. He made so many mistakes in his perfect creation that he had to kill everyone on it.. and then did it again.
Makes 2 humans and puts them in a garden of eden, but places them right next to the thing that will screw all that up and does nothing to prevent it, then blames them and all their progeny for all time for something thats his fault.
Makes a magic rule book thats so vague and open to interpretation that there are now 30,000 sects of christianity alone all of which disagree with each other. And he allows many other holy books and does not give any of us a clue as to which one are right and which ones are wrong, proceeds to let us kill each other by the millions over it. He has the power to appear at any time to stop all the killing, chooses not to.
Claims to be supreme being, but still has needs (to be worshiped), desires (to have a son) and failings (he is angry and jealous quite often).
Claims he gave us free will, then gives us a list of rules we must follow or else he will torture us forever... which goes completely against the notion of us having free will (you have free will but you must do as I say) and proving that he has no morality at all since he is offering infinite punishment for finite crimes. And his own morality is lower than the morality of secular society, which is weird since you'd think an all knowing all seeing supreme being would have known that slavery was immoral even thousands of years ago. maybe he could have even put that in his list of commandments, instead of say 'thou shalt have no other gods before me'?
Goes through an elaborate scheme of self sacrifice to change rules that he could have changed at any time without the torture and sacrifice of himself. And again why would a supreme being come up with rules so flawed in the first place that they needed to be changed after the fact?
I think it's funny that 90% of redneck Americans thinks he's white or Caucasian another issue I have is 2,000-3,000 years ago Peter, Paul, Mary etc etc where not common middleastern names..
>>710671376
It's also creepy, unless you are a foot fetishist
>>710667360
Another crazy sand nigger like the muslim pedofile.
>>710679440
God actually lives in a little shack on a remote planet. His cat, Jesus, keeps him company but does have a bad habit of shitting in the carpet.
>>710678941
Hi Bill Maher! Guess you didn't hear that this myth has been thoroughly debunked.
>>710679493
Mark Twain AKA Samuel Clemons wrote some good books, read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
those two books go together (sort of), forget movies, read the books, they are excellent pieces of early american literature
>>710679506
ahahahahahaha
Drop you arrogance. Watch this video. Actually learn something.
If you don't believe by the end, you'll still have learned something. Which, I would say, is a miracle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4EaWPIlNYY
>>710679740
Don't care. He was a fool.
Christians are already familiar with the Moses/Jesus typology of the book of Matt, Google "Jesus the new Moses" for more on that. What Christians don't realize is that where the Moses/Jesus typology ends, and the beginning of Jesus' ministry, the Jesus/Titus typology begins. Every single event in Jesus' ministry is a darkly comic version of events described in "wars." A SEQUENCE of more than 2 dozen parallels between the two works.
A few examples in sequence:
Jesus, at the shores of the sea of Galilee, calls men to follow him and become "fishers/catchers of men."
Titus, at the shores of the sea of Galilee, defeats rebels led by a Jesus, calls his men to follow him and spear/catch defeated rebels still floating in the lake, thus turning his men into literal fishers/catchers of men.
Jesus travels to Gadara and encounters a legion of demons who possess a man. Jesus commands the demons into a heard of swine who rush down a steep hill and drown in the Jordan.
Titus' army travels to Gadara and encounters a legion of rebels (Josephus refers to their leader as a demon who infected his men.) With expert command of foot and horse the rebels are forced down a steep hill where they tumble into the Jordan and drown.
Jesus, son of a Mary, in Jerusalem, at passover, tells his followers to eat his flesh and drink his blood. A human passover lamb.
A starving mother named Mary, in Jerusalem, at passover, slays her son, roasts and eats half of him. A human passover lamb
Outside Jerusalem Jesus and two others are crucified. Joseph of Arimathea asks Pilate and is granted permission to let Jesus' body down from the cross. Jesus survives.
Outside Jerusalem Josephus bar Mathias (notice similarity in names) sees three of his former friends on crosses, with tears in his eyes goes to Titus who orders they be let down. One of them survives.
>>710679841
This typology on its own is more than enough evidence to say without any doubt Jesus was created by the Flavians, but there's a lot more. There are a number of literary puzzles that offer more proof (the puzzle of the empty tomb, the puzzle of Decius Mundus, etc...) There is also another sequence of parallels between Paul's letters and Tacitus' "annals."
Also the influence the Flavians had in the early church. The first non-fictional pope was a Flavian. The first Christian catacombs were financed by a Flavian (sister or niece of Domitian, Domitilla,) who incidentally is also a saint.
There is also the absolute lack of any evidence of Christians anywhere in the empire prior to 70AD, no inscriptions, no art, no grave markings, no carved symbols, no writings, no comments by any historians, no churches, absolutely nothing. At the end of the Flavian dynasty, 25 years later, we find all of those, in every single province of the empire. Only one group had the ability to do that. Only one group wouldn't have been killed for trying to do that. That group was the Flavians and their allies.
>>710679752
Because it is translated from Greek to English?
Wow, it's almost like, you are stupid or something.
>>710673632
Found op
>>710669479
>... Jesus' birthday is the solstice (pre telescopes).
Don't need a telescope to figure out the solstice.
>... and yet we chose to celebrate his birthday on the solstice anyway...
Four days or so after the solstice.
>Also Easter is the celebration of the spring solstice.
Equinox. And it's not. It's on the first Sunday after the first Full Moon following the spring equinox.
>The sun, at its lowest point in the sky, stays there 3 days befor it starts rising and making the days longer.
It's not, the equinox is when night and day are equal, and in the spring the daylight hours are growing longer at their fastest rate.
>... It sits in a place of the sky overlapping the "crux" or "cross" constellation.
The Sun never goes anywhere near Crux, which lies pretty near the south celestial pole. As you point out later, the Sun is in Pisces during the equinox.
>So the sun dies, is dead for 3 days on the "cross" then returns again.
(Where are you getting this stuff?)
> ... Jesus is a symbol for the Suns place in the sky in its current astrological "age." It's about a 2300 year period. It's currently the age of Pisces.
The precession of the equinoxes (the wobble of the Earth's rotational axis) is about 26,000 years. Twelve constellations, that's about 2167 years. Yes, the vernal (spring) equinox is in Pisces.
>... And remind me, what's the symbol for Pisces? Oh yeah. A FISH.
Well technically, two fishes.
Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
>>710679957
The pot calling the kettle black.
>>710679238
The nazis had a word for those, they were called gold stars
>>710680209
Wow, what a great rebuttal after I handed you your ass on a silver platter.
>>710667360
dr manhattan > jesus
>>710679829
Said the guy who got hit in the head as a young adult.
>>710679600
>creepy
>custom
Do you even cultures?
Handshaking is seen as retarded by some cultures; men pecking other men on the face is completely normal in others
U wot point m8?
>>710679345
Who created evil?
>>710680300
It's strangely arousing that you think of my hairy ass on a plate. It's like you want to eat it. Freudian slip?
>>710680541
Afraid I'm going to have to side with Newton on this one.
Any real response and I would be more than happy to continue our conversation, until then.
>>710680642
>>710680642
But you already ate it. How did it taste?
>>710680633
Satan.
>>710679829
Newton presupposed there is a controller. The concept of there being no God was absent from his thoughts.
>>710679880
I had actually never connected that before. Thanks anon!
is god responsible for creating evil or not?
>>710680798
No, he made an informed decision based upon his knowledge. He also changed the world.
>>710681115
Is a parent responsible if their child murders someone?
>>710680710
The real question is why do i think that i am thinking? The mechanisms of thought are known, neuron communications with receptors and each other. Higher thought makes sense, as the human brain's foremost capability is to formulate complex models of the environment based on learned and taught behaviours, and higher thought is only a step beyond this, being making models of making models.
>>710679752
It is true. However in the original tounges and the earliest translation of the Bible, you will find their real names. You can find a list online that will show them all in their original language and indeed they are very different. Like Jesus. His name is Yeshua or also pronounced Yehushua.
>>710681447
In otherwords, who is the internal critic of the mind?
>>710681505
Gezundheit
>>710681447
You'll find out when you die, or you won't.
I'm not worried, are you?
>>710668692
Jesus was a nigglet.
>>710681769
Not partictularly. I would be more worried if my experiments with necromancy turned up any hints at an afterlife.
>>710667360
a pretty unoriginal character
>>710680633
Nobody "created" evil really. Just as nobody "created" good. It Just as nobody "created" God. They always were. All three of them. Evil is good in reverse. It is a potential, as is Good. Something that can be done simply because something exists. However, God would prefer that good be done. As I said, God does destroy, but He will always preserve what He finds good. As it says, in the beginning was the word, and the word was with God. The word was the word of truth, the word of Good. The word of truth existed from the beginning and was with God because it has always had an enemy, the POTENTIAL of Evil. They have always been.
>>710681321
why can't you answer my question?
god created everything -> god created evil
or
god created satan, then satan "magically became evil by means entirely outside gods influence.
which is it?
>>710667360
seems like he was a chill dude, would totally drop acid with him
>>710682369
God created Lucifer. Lucifer chose to disobey God due to his pride, he did not want to serve us.
>>710682022
>hurr durr God isn't real
>earnestly experiments with necromancy
You literally can't make this shit up.
>>710680633
Evil and good are constructs of the human mind, gained from learned behaviors. As an example, killing is good or evil depending on whom is doing the killing, and for what purpose.
>>710682625
The idea of constructs is a construct of the human mind. The human mind is a construct.
>MUH CONSTRUCTS
>>710682298
So then you are saying that God is not the almighty "creator" - Something else created the tree of knowledge, made it wrong to taste the fruit thereon, and then compelled Adam to eat from the tree of knowledge.
If the Lord were alive today, what would you give him this christmas?
Give him a twenty dollar gift certificate at Pizza Joe's!
>>710667360
Jesus was the Realest nigga out there with fucking huge dreads That smoked a fuck ton of ganja and fucked bitches everyday till he died cause he drowned in pussy
>>710682601
Hey, i believed god was real and i took it hook line and sinker. If god was real, then obviously satan must be too. Magic is in the bible as well as in jewish literature, therefore it must be real too. If these other "false" gods the jew god supposedly fights against existed, then why couldn't the world's gods all exist as demons placed by satan to decieve humanity? If then these supernatural beings are secretly manipulating the development of human civilization, then it makes sense that knowing how to manipulate and control them through supernatural means is important.
Then i had to grow up and get a real job because food does not come easily unless you happen to be a nigger on welfare.
>>710683158
Seems like you went backwards instead of forwards. Shame.
>>710682739
So are skyscrapers, the idea is that there may be social contracts of behavior, however the only rule of the universe is that the survivors make the rules. The dead are just food for the survivors.
>>710682907
A subscription to pornhub. Dude needs to loosen up.
