Waifu claiming thread.
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>>710645609
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
beep boop
frog man claimed
>friend says real life girls are better than anime girls
What a fucking faggot.
>>710662116
frogs are better so shut your crooked mouth
Undyne is a husbando.
She has a dick. Stop oppressing my trans husbando
![Guren[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2AuRFnO.jpg "Guren[1].jpg")
claim
>>710662116
>>710662184
Don't worry, your the most special snowflake
>>710662331
But just as insignificant AS that snow flake.
>>710662308
>>710662184
shit bait you rancid fish cunt
>>710662176
No they aren't.
>>710662184
Show dick or you're female.
>>710662509
says who? you? what a fucking drake & josh you just tried to pull, this frog's prime
>>710662577
dick has literally nothing to do with being male
>>710662864
>dick has literally nothing to do with being male
You have mental problems and require professional help.
Please seek some immediately.
I hope the next generation of transfaggots kill themselves after realizing how fucking retarded they are.
>>710662864
Somebody failed third grade biology
>>710662093
O shit waddup
>>710662864
if you have the mental equivalence of a fish, sure they do!
you fucking freak
カラミチーマス
>>710662577
Okay but >>710662864 is right...
I have a dick but I'm a girl
>>710663394
hey, you silly guy! I think you meant "mental patient"
that's cool though, everyone makes mistakes. even your parents.
>>710663479
please stop trying to be cool/funny
>>710663394
Man with tits.
Nothing wrong with that, just don't be a faggot.
>>710663605
look at you, voicing your opinion with no image
pussy, stop trying to act tough on the internet before I bust your jaw
>>710662990
wow, okay, so first of all, gender is a social construct, so it's in no way related to the body you were born in
>>710663028
how cute
the thing you're talking about are sexes, and even there you are wrong
there's plenty of people being born with both types of genitals or who have secondary sex traits not fitting just one of these "sexes" society created
pick up a book or something
>>710663175
a frog wouldn't understand that
>>710663394
preach, brother!
>>710663830
just like how you won't understand what's going to happen to you within the next 24 hours.
haha!
>>710663830
>gender is a social construct
Sorry, retard, but you are wrong. Gender is a biological fact.
>>>/twitter/
>>710663753
He's right though.
Life has no meaning.
>>710663948
you're just being a pissy brat because my frog is leagues above your albino cum bucket
it's cool if your parents never taught you what dignity was.
>>710663753
>>710663830
The tumblr is strong in this one
>>710664110
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710662116
3D womyn are trash
![Guren[9].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DeMerDV.jpg "Guren[9].jpg")
>>710664076
Finally a bit of common sense, in the middle of this childish fight.
>>710664110
You're just looking dumb and edgy and I'm just pointing it out.
>>710664076
Uh, your waifu?
>>710664260
They are.
>>710664128
keep reacting with images, you brain-dead husk of a person. or just post with your shitty anime character
either way I'm better.
>>710664243
trash meme
>>710664339
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710663830
Being born with both or neither is a mutation, not a third gender
There is no way a third gender fits into human reproduction
In short, fuck off back to tumblr
>>710664334
go to bed, it's a school night. you'll have your body pillow to snuggle yourself to sleep. tears won't be a problem
>>710664300
>childish fight
you're acting superior in a thread about waifu claiming, cease living.
>>710664410
the robust amount of assasins I'm sending your way to do the job
>>710664300
Why are you here if you don't want to see these children fight?
>>710664300
What fight?
>>710664334
tru.
>>710664496
OH. SHIT. WADDUP.
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
Funny bread.
>>710664607
Show me your balls and how you handle them.
>>710664607
>>710664627
>>710664496
Way to avoid the stuff I pointed out, straya cunt.
>>710664599
already answered your question. I don't expect any of you to have any comprehension of a language though.
i just enjoy insulting people whom are inferior. it's great!
>>710664723
you've been avoiding shit I've been saying this entire time, you oaf. go to bed, it's a school night.
i'm not being edgy, these are fucking promises I'm dishin' out. it's a 5 star meal.
>>710664809
OH SHIT WADDUP
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>710664688
What..
>>710664704
Alice twenty three.
>>710664704
>
What would you think of your waifu if she decided ti transition?
>>710664809
It's Saturday for me. I don't go to Sunday school.
>i just enjoy insulting people whom are inferior. it's great!
You contradicted yourself there.
![Guren[8].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qPvvbEI.jpg "Guren[8].jpg")
>>710664574
If it's truly all there is to do in this place, I might as well leave
>>710664496
>cease living
Did you mean to insult me, or to give me the motivation I'm lacking?
>>710664588
wiener stuff
>>710663927
it's sunday, so i will probably jerk, eat and sleep a lot
>>710663938
sigh... okay once more for the slow kids in class:
the thing you are talking about is sex
genders are socioeconomic terms designed by the patriarchy to keep down women, transpeople and poc
>>710664232
if you had an actual argument, you wouldn't need the ad hominem
>>710664469
it's not a third gender, because it is not some certain condition
instead there is a wild variety of different bodies that simply not fit your cute little "2 gender fits all" idea
it's more like a spectrum
>>710664940
Show me your balls.
And how you handle them.
>>710665095
ur a fukken dolt
>>710664970
>>710664970
>>710664970
>Alice
>23
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>710665001
That is magical
>>710665022
I'd still love her/him/it. I really hope she wouldn't make that decision, but I would live with it.
Claiming Kirino
Armin claimed
>>710665034
look at you, avoiding more golden syllables I'm spewing out. your hearing aid must be broken.
>>710665050
> I might as well leave
please do, you'd be doing me a huge favor
>>710665095
never wake up
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>710665159
You cant just ask these kinds of things.
>>710665050
Are you new or a heretic?
>>710665050
I can see the fight now. Entertaining.
>>710665167
I have no idea what pics you have but I request Alice Fifty seven. Can I?
>>710665278
That is just gei. I mean have fun with that whiney boi puss.
>>710665313
Am I being too forward?
I just want to see your balls and how you handle them.
>>710665422
Alice 2 three
It's a joke, and you missed it completely
>>710665095
Eine mordsgaudi, weiter so
>>710665422
That was mean.
what's happening here? looks like a bunch of mentally handicapped fellas being schooled by a random amphibian.
>>710665616
>>710665491
I get that, I just want to request a pic.
>>710665592
I am mean. Sometimes.
>>710665095
Exactly what do other genders contribute to reproduction?
>>710665159
insults... nothing but insults
you're lack of education is showing
>>710665310
oh, so we reached death threats now?
your post has been forwarded to the fbi, enjoy prison
>>710665394
oh, so then what about men with breasts?
what about wymen with stronger physic and body hair?
what about whose who have neither xy nor xx chromosomes?
you're being ableist!
>>710665535
keine Ahnung wer du bist, oder woher du weißt, dass ich deutsch kann, aber ich geb mein bestes
![Guren[28].png](https://i.imgur.com/kvuyGnK.png "Guren[28].png")
>>710665422
It is!
>>710665310
I didn't know that Kermit was so tsundere. I think I'll stay just for you.
>>710665329
Does it really matter?
>>710665616
You were quite funny until now
Since you've destroyed it you might as well join the rest of the failed shitposters
>>710665681
So how are you?
>>710665095
>>710665095
I personally don't agree with you. Personally, I think being transgender is like getting six pack abs. You can't just draw them on. You gotta go to the fucking gym and work out. Likewise with being transgender, it's not enough to simply say you're a different gender. You gotta go through hormone replacement therapy, and a sex change, and even then it can be a rough transition. But it should be. Anyone who goes through all that is more transgender than someone who says they're transgender
Not trying to start anything, just voicing my opinion on the matter
>>710665310
>>710665616
OH SHIT WADDUP
i just verbally bested the entire thread in one move
am I the second coming? who woulda thought he was a frog!
>>710665801
you're disabled
>>710665855
I need an ugly rat face to look at on a day to day basis to remind myself of how amazing I am.
>>710665873
i never said i was funny, I'm a fucking comedian but I never said that.
post with your shitty character, faggot.
>>710665873
It's not the same user. If he was lame enough to go get a new device to post, you could say that, but I don't feel like that is the case based off of file names
>>710665921
Like a cupcake. Baked and happy.
>>710665674
really attempt at being funny. you wish you were as comedically gifted as us; our humor can't be emulated. now emulate Kurt Cobain's suicide.
>>710665801
nur Samstag Arbeit? Zählt der Strich so gut, dass ein Tag in der Woche reicht?
![Syndra [75].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ch1jOfT.jpg "Syndra [75].jpg")
>>710665482
Its a bit rude to go around asking people about their balls.
>>710666005
>>710666092
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710666106
You like it
>>710666106
only if you have something to hide, you freak fuck
>>710665855
It matters to me to some degree. In the greater picture it doesn't matter though.
>>710665801
Well there is nothing to argue. you are just memeing and trying to force a stupid ideal.
>>710666106
Is it? Even if they are widely known to be a powerful ball handler?
>>710666216
OH SHIT WADDUP
clmd
>>710666005
>post with your shitty character
Don't you think there's a reason I don't?
>>710666079
That sounds like a fun night.
>>710666005
I can see you now, hunched over your gaming keyboard. Your 300 pound frame illuminated by the only light source in your bedroom, the computer screen. You look around your room, seeing lopsided kermit posters on the walls, piss/shut jugs lining the floor, which is a thriving habitat of roaches and ants, hungry for their next meal of discarded pizza rolls/ Tyson brand chicken nuggets. Perhaps they can fit into some of the soda cans you left open, half finished. Mom says if you clean your room, you can get your next body pillow, but you have to participate in the next "Waifu claiming thread". Your autism compels you to do so. You fix your attention on a fight between 2 roaches happening on your race car bed, possibly fighting over who gets to lay their eggs on your Cum stained buzz lightyear bedsheets. You look back to your desk, with your kermit dolls adorning the space next to your mechanical keyboard. You claim your kermit over and over, until one day, mom kicks you out.
>>710666092
ok
>>710666106
it's rude for you to continue using human resource.
>>710665873
what are you talking about? this was my first post. i am an individual, stop pairing me with that jesus-esque amphibian. i'm my own frog.
>>710666408
Night? HOW U KNOW DAT?!
>>710665778
okay, wow, just wow
this is what is wrong with society
why would you let the government turn you into a breeding machine instead of enjoying your life as the type of person you are supposed to be?
>>710665979
then what about genderfluid people?
you can't just change your sex every day
>>710666005
wow, now ablism
why am I not surprised?
kill yourself, cis scum!
>>710666243
stop trying to turn this into a joke, you're being very childish
it's a serious, no THE most serious issue our society is facing ever since the persecution of poc, which also is still happening today
>>710666388
that's a good point, now do the next best thing and leave!
this is my realm now, exit before I start smiting
![Guren[16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JjfNn8q.jpg "Guren[16].jpg")
>>710666005
I'll be your little rat
>>710666218
Ok then. To answer your question, technically I would have to say neither.
>>710666352
Finally the actual real best girl from the show
>>710666539
>THE most serious issue our society is facing ever since the persecution of poc
>>710666352
I'd let her abuse me any day.
Hey
I'll be leaving now. Got some football to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suJigVun4Es
That's
>>710666547
These threads rightfully belong to Lord Skeletor, but you wouldn't know
Pretty
> be me
> after work and it's hot
> no ac in truck
> takin a fat dump at the crib
> get the tp
> wipes armpit
Good
>>710666539
cease living, you trash poster.
>>710666747
is that code for school night nap?
get lost, get those zs you socially inept freak.
>>710666762
i'd crush his skeleton shin.
Yahallo.
>>710666529
Because its dark out.
>>710666539
Well every creature's sole purpose is to pass on their genes, so there's that
And for your information I'm Trans-am
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>710666148
Hush
>>710666243
Actually that makes it even worse.
>>710666510
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710666539
I think of genderfluid as just being indecisive about your gender.
>>710666547
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710666641
I can assume you knew that your previous persona wasn't your husbando, right?
>>710666641
guess i'll be putting out the rat poison
>>710667019
they're coming
>>710667010
Are you embarrassed of your balls and your skillful way of handling them?
>>710666886
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710667080
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710666243
you wouldn't dare argue with an amphibian of my stature; i'm a cold-blooded hard mothafucka bitch, i have no morals.
>>710667210
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710667103
spin off that chair and snap
>>710666931
Timezones? It is not dark in Australia or something.
>>710666916
>>710667295
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710666689
oh so you think the suppression of blacks was not and is not a serious issue? nazi scum
>>710666886
i literally can't even anymore
your constant harassment is giving me panic attacks, and I WILL get you in front of a court for it
>>710666956
your worth as a human should not be decided by how many children they have
what about the infertile? don't they deserve to live?
>Trans-am
pics or it didn't happen
>>710667019
and why would you be decisive about it? it's all made up anyway
>>710667345
a trash anime character, uniform is also badly designed
cease existing immediately before I prime up my knuckles for a lop-sided brawl
>>710667396
>>710667210
I haven't even replied to you once.
>>710667295
Get that man's arm out of your ass.
Stupid frog poster.
>>710667477
Fuck niggers, jews, mexicans, and internet cry babies.
Rule #2
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>710667103
You wouldnt be?
>>710667477
i hope your heart takes the cake and begins slowing down, your blood doesn't need pumpin'
>>710667500
it's a mutational morph form, your seeing aids are clearly busting up. you deaf outcast
>>710667343
>>710667296
There bound to be a a dark soul less ginger there.
![Guren[19].png](https://i.imgur.com/j54mIBM.png "Guren[19].png")
>>710667059
Something like that
>>710667080
Don't forget the traps
>>710667500
i'm coining that term, frog posting.
>>710667561
you are one ugly warm-blooded smooth-skin.
>>710667575
you're one funny morbidly obese greaseball.
>>710667585
Maybe around a large crowd or on camera.
tiff crust is my waifu.
>>710667499
End of Evangelion
>>710667477
Humans are innately worthless
in fact the earth has no worth, nothing does
The universal clock will keep ticking regardless of any life that exists inside it
are the usual shitposters not available today?
It's almost an insult in itself how bad you actually are
>>710667477
I identify as a guy because I am a guy. If I wanted to be a girl, I would go through with it and get a sex change. That way there would be less confusion.
i will join in the fun
>>710667796
Hey! thats mine
>>710667706
Maybe.
>>710667561
who is this?
>>710667711
they're getting those too, i'm priming the toxins.
>>710667817
almost as insulting as to your oil pastel cunt that you won't even post her when you're giving your half-baked argument
that air your inhaling and loving up? it's not for you, don't touch.
>>710667495
>>710667722
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710667711
Ok, Simple question to get a Simple answer. You have not considered your previous persona to be 'the one'?
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>710667727
26 other posters is a bit
>>710667923
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>710667901
Some punk youtuber from South Africa
>>710668006
Do you want to go somewhere more... private?
>>710668031
name?
>>710667994
>You have not considered your previous persona to be 'the one'?
man, that air sure is being used and abused by your frontal lobe. i'm angered by this, stop doing it now.
>>710668187
OH SHIT WADDUP
