ReKt
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ReKt
jarheads
>>710635781
One hell of a fucking curb
>>710636010
well, you have to be careful when you fall.
and are criminal scum.
>>710635636
news caption is timeless with that going on in the backround
2mb limit ruins everything
http://m.vk.com(slash)baffometi1
>>710635781
This is amazing
>>710636856
True dat
>>710637971
HOW AND WHY
>>710637000
Did he died?
>>710637893
yowie zowie
>>710638364
Once you go black, you never go back.
>>710638500
>>710638054
It probably has something to do with cbt. I used to get off to this kind of stuff, but as I get older I get tamer. I still like to watch though.
>>710635636
I love how he just gives up.
>>710635781
Lol nice
>>710635781
a bit of fiction
>>710639179
The fuck causes that to happen? Ive seen those things explode in more than one webm.
>>710635636
"niggerstolemybike.webm"
>>710639982
Setting light to the gasses that build up in crappy Chinese sewers.
>>710638755
>>710639814
> Back to the future theme playing in the background
>>710640144
Yeah, he actually ended up looking pretty cool.
Safffeee
>>710635636
>wheel said NIGGER
>>710640304
That dude's my hero.
>>710638364
This is what happens when you fuck a black person?
>>710640459
>how do you Green text
>>710638364
this kills the donkey
>>710640421
this is better whit sound
>>710640584
>>710638474
underrated
Bump
>>710640694
>>710640875
Need gifs can't download god damn webm on a shitty iPhone
http://efukt.com/20883_The_Single_Most_Epic_Cumshot_Fail.html
>>710641032
LET'S POST WEBMS NOW!
>>710635636
YLTL? I lost.
>>710635781
I remember when this fake story was going around facebook a few years ago. That where you found it?
>>710640304
Fuck looking cool I'd rather have both fucking eyes an Eye know he agrees>>710640304
white people do the funniest shit
>>710640594
alpha.
>>710640594
good job sir
>>710635781
i used to be stationed at Fort Gordon and go into that best buy all the time. The marines there are all pussies
>>710641154
God damnit you bastard
>>710635781
I dint come to rekt thread to read you fucking nerd
>>710636618
Is he dead?
>>710641279
>>710641642
who cares? there are billions to replace him
>>710640594
>not carrying with a round in the chamber
what a dipfuck, he got lucky
>>710641647
>>Oh boy, here's my chance to use a reaction pic that I shouldn't use in this situation!!!
>>710641205
Why are you such a faggot?
>>710642308
I mean, he's right.
>>710642068
ayy lmao
>>710641489
is him ok?
>>710642671
That was destiny
>>710641945
Fuck you that was the perfect use of that reaction picture. You faggot. Fuck off newfag.
>>710636856
>http://m.vk.com(slash)baffometi1
yeah um im retarded and cant figure this out a little help, kys is not an option
>>710642671
Wow
WOW
Final destination stuff
>>710642798
That pussy stank boi
>>710641489
>not even mad
>>710635636
lost my shit
>>710642910
>>710643026
I'm not even the guy you're replying too, but I agree with him. Your reply was shit. Mainly because the gif you quoted was shit.
>>710640875
hippowdon used body slam
>>710642068
The fuck bro...abortion is fucked up.
>>710640875
id still fuck
>>710642798
FUCKING CHRIST
>>710643538
this post
+
>>710642798
>>710643446
You are shit.
>>710643519
>>710643407
>That fucking file name
>>710635636
That has to be an april fools joke. The nigger they are looking for is the woman that walks into the shot
>>710642798
Id get my whole face in that
>>710642184
I like how he stops long enough for you to go "FINISH HIM" and then "flawless victory"
>>710641945
I meant to reply to the one above it
>>710642532
moar like this pls
>>710643519
he was just knowingly misnaming that webm.
True story: they've captured a dancing alien, back then in Roswell, and this lil' bugger is his dancing offspring
>>710643837
Newfag detected
>>710639982
Methane buildup. Its the same thing that makes farts flammable.
>>710642532
that mf was hungry
>>710641032
Download VLC player
>>710642798
>>710644030
???
>>710642308
I think it's mostly the people I converse with. The kind that post lame facebook stories that their grandmother shared. And possibly the kind that defend those posts. When you're surrounded by faggotry, anon, you catch a little of it.
>>710640421
oh god damnit
>>710636856
is??
>>710640421
*dink*
darrell here if other anons recognize
>>710637893
Chalk mothafucka, use it.
>>710635636
>starts rekt thread
>doesn't post rekt image
How the fuck is a nigger falling 2' off the ground off a friggin kid's bike "recked"
It's a fucking boo-boo.
Probably not even a scratch
It's not even funny (maybe worth a smirk cuz of the fact that it's a nigger being a dumbass). But definitely not rekt.
lrn2rekt faggot!!!
NEVER START A THREAD AGAIN!!!
Who the fuck told you that you were other than a newfag who needs to lurk moar and that you can start a new thread, then shitpost the wrong shit?
What a faggot!
>>710641032
webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms,webms
>>710642671
this is either 'fencing response' or 'decorticate posturing'. i'm not a doctor, damnit, so forget which. but it means there is severe brain damage!
>>710644702
>beingthis fucking technologically backward. .webm is the future nignog
>>710644870
10/10 filename
>>710641642
>actual response
he died from suffocation, they couldnt get the elevator off him in time.
>>710641489
first webm that made me feel something.
>>710637971
so, is this like when you have an erection for longer than 4 hours and they have to jab your dick with a needle to get the blood and shit to drain out?
>>710644870
damn that was hard to watch
>>710640594
Yet another example of arming citizens with guns reducing crime and actually saving lives of the innocent. Fucker actually did society a favor. No tax dollars needed to "rehabilitate" the nigger with Jerry Springer in prison.
>>710638755
nice!
>>710645222
i couldnt wrap my head around it
>>710645222
checked
>>710642324
Did he die?
>>710644645
There's a difference between rekt and gore... But sure, op's the newfag.
>>710645427
>>710641624
Fucking niggers. Biggest theiving cowards on this planet.
>>710640594
Guns. The problem and solution to everything.
>>710639179
How in the fuck was that little shit still conscious?
>>710645321
Basically, yes. Or alternatively,
>pic related
>>710642068
This is at best a 1 month fetus. Imagine what it looks like when Hillary aborts it in month 9. Sleezy bitches right to choose? FYI, you and your tax dollars pay for the 9 month murder of an innocent child.
Truth. Just sayin.
>>710644645
go kill yourself
>>710640304
Always respected Matadors, they will be doing something i will not
>>710642798
typical nigger box
nothing surprising here
>>710645769
Afaik it's actually a removed ectopic pregnancy. Would not have made full term, and would probably killed the mother.
>>710642798
is that Chris Chan's taint?
>>710644870
this guy is incredibly strong mentally. He achieved what 99% of all the faggot on 4chan won't be able to ever do even if his brain is fucking mashed potatoes, this is not rekt.
>>710645727
*the cause and solution to all of lifes problems
>>710644030
GTFO
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>>710645742
What. The. Fuck.
>Bolt heats up of course, burns dick
>Once you are through the bolt, fucking free-handing that grinder, it's gonna dip into the dick, cutting the dick.
This is the shit of nightmares. Great idea slipping that bolt on your dick.
>>710645924
If you'd had to pay for your mother's cancer treatment while being broke, you'd stuck cocks, son.
Reality forces us to go to the limits.
>>710635781
"Tyrone Jackson"
agreed >>710644645
op is gay
thread sux
full of old recycled shit
op makes gayboy thread
newfags can't rekt
>>710638364
Fucking ball bearings. At least he can spin his cock ring effortlessly.
>>710646049
holy fuck, when was the last time chris chan was relevant?
>>710644162
nigga looks like he was born in a wind tunnel
>>710644628
Dat nigga be ded
>>710637000
Checked.
also what the fuuuuck is going on here that has to be set up
>>710646058
yeah, this isnt either, but its not going to stop me from posting it
>fuck your shit, nigga
>>710646130
Damn right.
>>710645769
My tax dollars are paying to murder innocent children born and unborn and adolescent and adult every day.
It's okay when we do it with JDAMs a hundred at a time idescriminately but let's all piss our pants over preventing one unwanted child from being born into a fucked up life of chaos and homelessness and poverty and incarceration which is guaranteed bc welfare is bad and must imprison everyone when they self medicate their depressing bullshit.
Go fuck yourself with a red hot poker.
>>710645580
True, but newfagOP shouldn't be posting at all. He starts a rekt thread, doesn't post rekt, gore, or anything close to it. At best ylyl.
I'm sick of these little newfags ruining 4chan. Who the fuck told this >>710635636 faggot he could start a thread as though he is one of us?
>>710644162
>Mercedes Bends.
>>710646269
Lol, i know the guy doing the punching.
>>710646266
recently when his taint split open and he said it was his vagina opening up due to him listening to gender transition ASMR
>>710642068
I thought they kill it before they get it out? wtf is this normal?
>>710646277
Was an audition for a tv talent show. Was a magic trick, they just didn't tell the judges.
Checked.
>>710646315
>all that congealed goopy blood
lets say you do somehow cut those bolts off, I wonder how much of a chance you stand of some blood clot making its way to your brain and fucking your day up
this >>710645903
>>710644030
newfag confirmed
typical child-like response
forgot to add the kiddie frosting with "kek" at the end, fag
>>710646315
How the fuck does it get that bad? fuckkkkkkk he DECIDED to finally go to the hospital when his balls swelled to the size of a FUCKING softball
i
>>710641856
what makes you think he was carrying in condition 3? I didn't see him rack the slide
>>710642798
>>710646551
bur
>>710643574
ked'd so hard
>>710641489
I'd like to see the garbage bin he fucked with.
>>710646394
You're either a faggot, or a troll who is coincidentally also a faggot.
>>710640525
how does that make you feel niggers?
>>710639580
fuck right off
>>710642184
story?
>>710646043
>it's actually a removed ectopic pregnancy
Typical libtard. Tries to deflect and act like that is a medical procedure to help the woman.
Fact: it was an abortion of a month old fetus/child from a clinic in Charleston. The nurse who took the vidya took a lot of flack for posting it. It is in fact old news, but very well documented and the woman who had the abortion even sued the clinic for allowing the nurse to take that video. The video was only taken down because of the lawsuit but there are tons of other videos just like this up right now and they are all abortion--NOT ectopic pregancies.
You are either an outright liar or a complete dumbass, but either way you agenda in trying to cover up and explain away reality is nauseating. You are part of the problem, if not THEE problem.
Faggot!
>>710641624
HE DIDU NUFFIN HE WUZ GON GO TO COLLIGE. MAH SWEET BABY BOI
>>710646980
Kek
>>710639580
i'm sorry but that's really cute
>>710647021
>citation needed
Tbh, Idgaf which it was, it's not like it's a person yet, that has any awareness.
>>710647264
I wonder what the feels like. like when you blow your nose after you've been stuffed up from a head cold for a week and finally can pull that brain slug out, it feels amazing
>>710645769
thats not a one month fetus your a dumbass go get an education and kys
>>710646043
>ectopic pregnancy
lol
I'm actually a medfag and did my residency in pediatrics/obstetrics.
You are dumb as fuck.
Nothing about that is ectopic.
Further, the fetus would not be removed or held that way if it were an ectopic procedure. It is clearly an abortion. Also, you are dead wrong about the fetus' not surviving: the mortality rate for ectopic fetuses is less than 1%. Not sure what 3rd world slum you are from, or rather, as others suggest you just have an agenda, but there are many things that can be done to ensure the life of the fetus these days and unless your "medicine" is from the 19th century (where mortality rates for ectopics were still only around 5%), you are badly out of touch and should immediately surrender your medical "license" or whatever napkin your degree is printed on.
That's a very obvious abortion for a whole bunch of reasons.
>>710647450
>>710644870
Well, he's still 10x more fit than anyone here in /b/ making fun of him... myself included.
>>710646049
why is it coloured like that wtf?
>>710647564
damn
>>710647606
it's ok man,you don't have to use words like "fit".you can just say attractive or sexy.everybody is welcome here/b/ro
>>710636010
it was a chuck norris curb. very treacherous and unforgiving.
>>710639179
my life in 19 secs
>>710638054
he's fucking nuts.
>>710647564
You are one of the dumbest uneducated faggots that I've seen
>>710640875
surprised the tree didn't topple over.
>>710646167
Blackest name I've ever heard.
>>710641624
he had gold in his teeth, and the cashier added some lead.
>>710641843
>get stabbed in the face
>don't die
>thats the time I was expecting for
>call your fellas to come with a tattoo dude
>get this tattoo on your chest
>call 911
>????
>profit
>>710638474
topkek
>>710648099
Oh nuts because he pulled a nut over his dick. I get it. Good one.
>>710646861
I fucking love Mod Ash
>>710647539
not him, but i think he's referring to the name of the original video which can still be found
it is mislabelled though if you look at the comments and is meant to be 1st trimester, not month
anyway, you can see on the full video it is an abortion and at an abortion clinic
in retrospect it's pretty obvious when you look at the webm here that it's an abortion so i don't know why some tard calls it a ectopic pregnancy
>>710640421
lawsuit
>>710646861
hey check it out, it's a dark lord of the dunkin donuts.
>>710643574
AutomaticDoorCloser
>>710648450
no, i meant he was mentally deranged.
>>710640913
i love their screams
>>710638761
where the fuck is socko?
>>710647195
u can actually see the blood coming rite out
>>710646058
>what 99% of all the faggot on 4chan won't be able to ever do
go outside?
>>710645808
actually some insanely well done executions, chopping through a whole head is commendable and not only that but the victims would feel no pain. also some pretty hot dudes in there, such a waste.
>>710647045
Fucking nigger moms
>>710640525
was he sued for breaking that window?
>>710638755
>not byebeye.webm
U FAIL
>>710639814
Pls someone make a back to the future version!!!
PLS
This >>710648561
That's an abortion at about 8 weeks, if that. It's maybe 1", hasn't yet formed it finger separation and movement, can't open its mouth, eyes, etc. so it's not even close to 3 months yet. And yeah, definitely an abortion or it would not be handled like that at all.
Also, fyi, there are more than a few articles published in refereed scientific and medical journals showing that even a fetus in the first trimester (somehow) can exist and grow, if cared for outside the mother. The fact is that with an abortion, the doctor must actually physically "kill" the fetus. The brain is developed by 3-4 weeks, fyi, so yeah, the fetus feels pain.
I'm actually pro-choice. However, no one should distort the truth as it ought to be an individual choice armed with the actual facts.
>>710649393
Did he just shoot him?
>>710640304
official badass
>>710648037
>the current year
>chuck norris jokes
this place is dead
>>710641945
all that projecting going on
>>710649393
Story?
>>710646383
>idescriminately
Dumbass confirmed.
Enjoy being a libtard your entire life.
Suck many cocks. Pretend you don't. It helps.
>>710649621
Yep.
https://photographyisnotacrime.com/2016/10/18/california-cop-patrick-feaster-guilty-of-manslaughter-in-shooting-death-of-dui-suspect/
>>710636010
>One hell of a fucking curb
>>one hell of a fuckin curb,
>> my hero
>>710649718
First
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/outrage-police-shooting-drunk-driver-paradise-california-officer-patrick-feaster/
And then
https://photographyisnotacrime.com/2016/10/18/california-cop-patrick-feaster-guilty-of-manslaughter-in-shooting-death-of-dui-suspect/
>>710641843
that's gonna hurt tomorrow morning
>>710641032
fuck you apple fag
>>710641032
In my country people who buy apple phones are either old or completely dumb fucks
>>710646315
>cockring3.jpg
>>710642068
when you see it
>>710646091
the solution yes, but the cause of all problems i don't think so.
>>710645733
when you see this shit in movies it is always like
>>710646049
poor wasps
>>710647604
>>710647264
Damn, I once had a fly in my ear when I was a kid. dat was some shit.
>>710642832
Underrated post
>>710647656
Why is honey colored like honey or why is the wax colored like wax?
>>710647470
>not like it has any awareness
Yeah you're right, it doesn't respond to light, or sound, or temperature, or physical stimulation. You're right no awareness what so ever.
>next he'll tell me they don't feel pain.
>>710635636
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>>710650206
kek
>>710649755
just read it, everyone is an idiot
>>710650248
>>710650206
god damnit
>>710650248
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>>710642832
kek, fuck this is rekt no ylyl
>>710638364
dat bbc
>>710650206
>>710650248
NEWFAG!
>>710640421
And that's how that man became the next wolf of wallstreet
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>>710646402
not that bad of a comment
>>710640459
What did they expect would happen?
>>710640304
dad?
>>710647564
kek you're an idiot, I'm an actual doctor and what you just said is bollocks
>>710640328
always go face first when getting to 3rd base
>>710650364
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>>710650248
>>710650206
newfags can't triforce.
>>710650441
>bollocks
Kek
>britbong
>doctor
Pick one
>>710643837
how?
>>710645808
how can they do executions without getting hit by an airstrike
>>710650569
I'm not British, I'm European. It's not just the UK that uses certain words you know
>>710649956
>finally got that nigger dick
>>710650199
i think he means that gay bucket
>>710646315
WHY!?!?!
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>>710650758
>yuropoor in general
>doctor
Pick one: revised
>>710651018
whatever, fucking cunt American. You'd do good looking actually beyond your own country every once in a while instead of believing your "media"
>>710646315
Why do people do that to their dicks?
> needs answers!!
>>710646394
Why do you sound like the newfag here?
>>710647564
>tries too hard
>"medfag"
>>710644162
I've seen this a few times but have never found where it's from or what the hell is happening.
>>710649956
>>710651182
cannot afford silicone cockrings.
>>710651333
just some disabled nig tryna buy some drugs
>>710641032
Being this fucking autistic. KYS faggot.
>>710644373
Being this fucking autistic. KYS faggot.
>>710651380
>afford
But they can afford the hospital bill and the embarrassment?
>>710644870
Cannot compete with this. He's a fucking alpha with the will of iron.
>>710645733
Well, looks like those duke boys are at it again.
>>710642798
>>710635636
thats a strong independent wheel that dont need no bike
>>710651495
How does "oh god damnit" warrant "Being this fucking autistic. KYS faggot"? Ease your mind, twelvy. The internet isn't out to get you.
>>710651536
if deterrence worked jails would be empty.
>>710647604
>>710639580
my balls hurt from watching that
I swear to god they do
>>710643538
seconded
>>710636618
The fact that he's cool for like a full minute before convulsions start scares the shit out of me.
>>710644870
Not rekt. this guy is my hero.
>>710639982
Nerve gas.
>>710641489
The file name >
>>710644870
Nah, he died. Remember reading about it right after it happened
>>710638761
Isch das am Richi sin Vater ??
>>710649621
>>710649718
He was clearly resisting arrest.
>>710640525
Look at that nigger's lips flapping lol
>>710636618
>fight or flight
asianigga shoulda chose flight.
>>710652619
Bist du betrunken?
>>710650164
A roach crawled into mine after eating in bed. Shit hurt like hell...
>>710637893
Shoulda stretched before lifting.
>>710642532
Fuck snakes
>>710645379
>example of arming citizens with guns
You're retarded and so were those guys. Because you can't see that guy is a cop.
>>710645733
>burnout paradise
>>710643935
>>710643837
>>710643935
FUcking light it on fire
>>710642798
>>710643837
>>710643935
How does someone even get that? I need a pallet cleanser.
>>710641090
>>710640525
Your tax dollars paid to replace that windshield and I doubt it was fixed for bottom dollar.
>>710646167
>>710647195
>>710647195
Who is the isis filmmaker? He should make a mad max movie
>>710645611
Can't put an eye patch on that one
>>710642184
Man that's hateful
>>710651652
Kek
this thread made me feel violated
