4chan help me reject this girl
Will update, 8 for the first message
I can't I have a mycosis
Nah bitch, fuck you I never cared about you, fucking cunt nigger ass shit fuck you. I hope you get raped and mugged in the streets if detroit you fucking nigger faggot cunt licking piece of shit.
>>710635118
Hook me up with her, I'll take her out
>>710635118
No we aren't on for tonight I never want to see you again
>>710635118
Definitely. I already bought some condoms, do you like to fuck anal?
>>710635118
nah i'm already dating ur mom tonight
>>710635284
Roll
>>710635389
roll
No, why?
Lol
>>710635118
That depends. Did you shave your pussy and asshole?
>>710635372
Rolling
>>710635118
i can't i invited 3 blacks to pound me tonight so i'll be busy
>>710635498
WINRAR
Post results OP
>>710635498
Winrar
>>710635389
>>710635498
Winrar
Just tell your female friend the way you would tell anyone else, virgin.
Idk if I can my carbunkles won't stop leaking pus today
>>710635118
Cmon OP. You gotta deliver
OP here the roll was for a rejection text I'm not sending anything that isn't to decline going out
>>710635827
fuck that shit, Op is a lame ass faggot as allways...
>>710635827
Faggot. Leave /b/ and never return.
>>710635827
You are aware this will probably scare her off anyway, right?
>>710635118
No im gay
>>710635827
u a fag
OP go drink a bottle of bleach.
OP here, won't comment without photo for proof.
6 for next photo
>>710636146
i have reservations at outback steak house, hope you like big portions!
>>710635827
Dumb fuck you are OP. It's a fucking text so just fucking do it! worst case is you need to send her another text saying "fuck off bitch" if you really don't want some quick pocket pussy anyways. you filthy twat OP.
>>710636146
Also, do we get to bring friends?
>>710636327
Wow, do you live in a country where time runs at a less fast pace?
>>710635827
You arn't really that funny
>>710636146
Also, if you can't do ass to mouth I will leave immediately.
>>710636146
after I fuck your mud tunnel take a dump on my chest bb
>>710636404
I live in a country, where you actually follow up on what you say.
>>710635118
If you need our help toturn her away, then you shouldhave to fuck her as a form of punishment.
>>710636146
Don't forget to bring the buttplug tho. I want to feel it buried deep in my ass while fucking your mouth.
>>710636666
QUAD!!!
>>710636666
Fucking quads for the unholy win
>>710636666
bruh
>>710636666
damn
i should have checked'em
>>710636666
Listen to the satanic quads
>>710636146
>6 for next photo
deliver now
>>710636666
No response yet, still sent.
>>710637048
Got a response. 3 for next
>>710636666
You must obey the Master of Darkness
>>710637048
dude wat¿¡
>>710637048
This nigger
>>710635118
why are u faggot?
>>710637096
Ofcourse I meant to brutalize your asshole. My asshole is one-way traffic only.
Why are you faggot?
>>710637096
Really? I've always wanted to try that but I've been kind of shy about it. For real though could you come over asap if you actually do have one?
>>710637219
roll
>>710637096
im serious bitch im going balls deep on your ass and then you will suck my dick for one hour straight you bish, u think im playing?
>>710637096
Is it big and black?
>>710637096
Can I lick it after?
>>710637219
Bump
>>710637096
Oh she's playing along, well this thread is boring as fuck I'm out
>>710637263
Winar
9
>>710637096
Oh yeah strap it on. Prepare to fuck me like the little boy i am
dude if she wants to fuck you in your ass with a strap on you'd better do it...
>>710635118
Is it cool if we have a bum film? I like to makesome extra cash selling stuff to amature porn sites
>>710637526
roll
>>710637496
Rollins
>>710637393
Shit idk if she's joking
>>710637571
"you know it dosnt count in the ass right? thats why the muslim girls take it like that"
>>710637571
shes a keeper why want to get rid of her?
>>710637393
this to >>710637270
>>710635372
roll
Please shit in my mouth
>>710637571
Anal doesn't count, you know that right?
>>710637571
Wrong. You're my personal cum-dumpster from now on. Get over here. Now.
>>710637666
wow
>>710637571
Then why do you want to hang out with me? I always go balls deep.
>>710637549
4
>>710637571
Thats not what i heard from jamal
Does she look like a land whale or a 10/10 cutie
>>710637571
POST HER TITS
Send a picture of your finger in your ass
>>710635118
>calls /b/ 4chan
>>710637815
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Can you send me a nude?
>>710637815
i will teach you to call me uncle
You know, I usually don't fuck anyone older than 10 but you're an exception.
>>710637815
i'll fuck you in the ass till you love me
>>710637952
Rolling
Can we have a threesome with your mom?
>>710638028
Roll
You're my personal slut from now on. Come over. Now.
>>710637952
rawlin 4 dat too
>>710637815
I wanna see that asshole im about to fuck
>>710638160
roll
rerol
l>>710637952
>>710637815
I'm going to tongue punch your fart box
>>710637815
cmon baby u know i love the booty, especially yours, i will eat your shit if you ask me to, cmon baby let me drill your ass u know you want it otherwise you wouldnt be texting me all this time
>>710638187
Roll
>>710638205
rollin for this
>>710637952
and again re
If you can sit on my face can I shit on yours?
>>710638269
roll
Haha you werent even gonna get the puss in the first place
>>710638294
WINRWAR
WINRAR
>>710638294
WINRAR
>>710638027
>>710638027
win get
>>710638187
Roll
holy fucking shit you're retarded op, all you couldve said " fuck off i'm done with your bullshit " but apparently thats not enough since you need to be a fucking faggot
>>710638431
fuck off faggot
>>710638406
>>710638457
congrats you fAGS
>>710638406
>>710638457
congrats faggots
spread your legs and send me a pic
>>710638483
edgy
>>710638406
>>710638457
congratulations faggots
>>710635118
Cant tonight. Colonoscopy
>>710638406
>>710638457
congrats you fucking faggots
OK sorry I was messing with you. I got all these ideas from the hacker named 4chan (we're good friends actually)
>>710637815
Can i just come fuck you and leave? Seriously i don't want to hang out with you.
>>710638513
Roll
>>710638294
0
>>710637952
Roll
>>710638027
Roll
>>710638631
Roll
Do you think your dad likes me? I see how he looks at me but I'm scared to make the first move. I REALLY want his dick in my mouth though.
>>71063840
>>710638457
This is why i come here, things always get emotional...
Congrats faggits
>>710638321
role
>>710638672
NOW FAGGOT
>>710638750
Winrar
>>710638750
WIN WIN WINR
WINRA
WINRAR
>>710638760
Win
sounds like your're the one getting rejected
I'm gay
>>710638760
ouine
>>710638760
No response yet
4
>>710638786
roll
>>710638958
pls respond
>>710638958
I'm gay
>>710638672
send her dis
>>710638958
don't be a faggot
>>710638321
rowl
>>710639040
roll
>>710638672
>>710638750
The fuck OP? This bitch got it first
>>710638902
THIS
>>710639011
roll
>>710639040
cringe
>>710638958
>>710639000
Trips should auto count.
>>710638958
I just really wanna get a nut off
>>710639114
>>710639011
WIN WN WIN
>>710638958
if you don't reply to this text your mother will die in her sleep tonight
You've just got to let me fuck your dad. I'll dress up like a Clown too.
>>710639114
YES
>>710639114
Think you guys scared her off
1
>>710638958
REPLY TO MY MESSAGE OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
>>710638406
>>710638457
congratulations!!!!!!!!!1
Look bitch. I need to get my rocks off so let's just cut the bullshit and fuck right now.
>>710637096
why are you trying to reject a woman with such good humor? Are you an austisic retard?
I want to busy a nut on your toes
>>710639276
Don't text her till she responds
Rolling 1
>>710639276
I hope you're happy with yourself you rancid swine
omg woman i'm gonna cry please reply!!! thanks lori
>>710639276
Love that chicken from popeyes?
come and shit on my chest
>>710639357
Roll
>>710639276
sorry my little brother took my phone lol
>>710639166
>>710639276
I got a raging hard on for you baby. We can fuck all night and then kill some niggers.
>>710639276
Type in chat Alex is a stupid nigger
>>710639441
fucking faggot
>>710639441
win
>>710639357
This.
>>710639445
ok, jezz.
PLEASE
WAIT
OP
>>710639276
you wanna do it with the presidential debates on in the background?
>>710639598
Debate and chill
>>710639598
ROOL
OP, LET HER REPLY! PLEAZE!
>>710639441
Hi
>>710639639
Hey :)
>>710639666
stop posting before she replies now
>>710639639
You fucking nigger I wanted that spot. Fuck you Cunt
II was joking, sorry if I took it a little far. I do have a thing for you though. I read about negging and being confident online and, well, I don't know. Look, I care about you a lot and really want to become better friends. I hope you can forgive me.
gurl i will kill all your loved ones if you won't let me fuck your ass. (and belly button)
WTF OP, you're so bad with ladies...
>>710639666
OP Here, Waiting until she responds (If she does) to continue
>>710638631
SAVAGE
You prolly scared her off, faggot.
>>710639639
will you marry me
>>710639639
Hey man, how's it going?
>>710639654
rolll
>>710639821
>>710639882
Back off cunts I was here first
>>710639639
So, uh, hem, you...
well.
>>710639754
You're not OP. I am
>>710639666
ye got the devils trips
give us the next numbar wen she replies
I'm so sorry about the way my brother acted, he's been watching weirder and weirder shit these days. We're usually alone, and he blast his sound to the max while listening to Guro Porn and Tentacle Hentai. Please pardon him, he's been corrupted by the japs.
>>710639993
of you're OP
then who was phone?
>>710639993
No you're not. I am.
>>710639993
>>710639754
Fuck off faggots real OP here
>>710639666
How big is your dog's dick? I want to play with it in my mouth while you punch my anus with your rings on until it bleeds.
No, I am the real OP.
>>710640103
Real op is kill
Omg stop I'm OP please don't lie I'm so sensitive I'll let you fuck my ass if you stop
>>710640227
Shut up and take it in the ass, fake OP faggot.
No stop lying I'm OP
>>710639993
Would believe if quads
>>710640130
>>710639993
>>710639754
Real OP Here. My phone just died, just wait for a few
>>710639993
>>710640130
>>710640103
>>710640220
>>710640227
Ok OP you're all faggots we get it
I AM THY REAL OP!
>>710640312
>phone just died
Then how u posting nigger
>>710640425
I am on the computer you dip
>>710640425
Probably computer you stupid shit
>>710640425
Computer retard
>>710640425
because i'm the real op
Hi 4chan I just killed OP, what should I text the bitch
>Says he's the real op, haven't yet posted tits.
>>710640425
You're a dumb fucking nigger aintcha?
>>710640425
nigga you dumb or what
OP. Relpy w/ picture to save us from this madness
>>710639754
Y'all idiots
>>710640649 I can't, I cummed all over the fucking computer and it doesn't work anymore.
>>710640643
>>710640626
>>710640524
>>710640517
>>710640514
>>710640491
You niggers actually believe that? OP is gone.
>>710635284
but what if op is older than 12 and doesn't find being an edgelord funny?
>>710640760
obvious photoshop, fake op
OP here, abandoning thread to have a wank, gg
>>710640891
that isnt photoshopped lol you fucking amateur
>>710640760
>>710640208
roll, give number request
>>710640891
Obviously
>>710640760
fuck off faggot. we all know you're not the real OP
>>710638672
it's sad that she is way funnier than op.
>>710640939
fuck off asshole i'm a fucking expert at photoshop, also please don't swear i'm very sensitive
WHERE IS THE REAL OP GONE. Damn normalfag asking us for help, and cucking halfway through.
>>710641088
okay im sorry i wont curse anymore
>>710641188
Fuck off beta faggot
>>710641405
de pain frum seeing all the h8red in the wurld
/B/ WERE YOU THINK UR GONNA BE A HERO, BUT YOU END UP BENG A FUCKING ZERO
>>710640871
You were saying cuck fag?
>>710641518
Top kek
>>710640871
negro.
>>710641645
OP still isn't here
>>710641948
OP better do that image that says to react like he just posted some fucked up CP but in reality its just a whit pic that says react like he just did, then delete it,
Don't fucking spoil that
op here she finally replied thanks lori hahaha
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>>710640760
>Y'all
hick or nigger either way kys
guys plx dont ignore me
>>710642777
TFW grew up in texas and y'all is permanently in my vocabulary
that awkward moment when you become a bananafag
>>710642777
Y'all got dem Lucky trips
congrats, you'll be a wizzard around 30
Everyone hates me
>>710643303
>Untitled.png
you cunt
>>710643303
plx dont photoshop its my joke im very sensitive im also an expert at texting and getting pussy
>>710643303
Fucking liar I'm the real god damn op. Proof in image:
omg guys ur copying my jok :((( im crying rite now
whatever cuz i get more pussy and cock than all of you combined
>>710643680
>get more pussy
>and cock
>>710643780
yes im bisexual :(((
i have two cats and a rooster
still more than you
>>710643882
>>710644011
but bisexual isnt a gender?
i wonder if op even exists any more
>>710644083
This is the last straw
>>710644203
Prob not
>>710644241
i don't understand im foreign
>>710644322
i scared him away
turns out he was very sensitive too
>>710644395
Lol
op plz come back im so sorry
i swear i will hurt myself if you don't
>>710644643
Fucking do it m80
>>710644821
does scratching count as self harm
>>710644887
yes
>>710644982
ok already did it many times
>>710644887
No. That's to little. Get a knife
>>710645119
last time i checked scratching harms your skin so it counts
also im too big of a pussy to do it with a knife. did it once with a razor though
This was too quick. Go get another one OP
>>710645319
>>710645625
i don't know what that means
>>710635284
Rolling anyway
>>710644322
who's the cunt sitting on the chair?