would you drink the vial for $500?
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would you drink the vial for $500?
I'd drink it for free. But I'll take the money too
i need 500 to live right now so yes
>>710631028
So, would you suck it as well for 500?
wouldn't want to waste that delicious horse semen
>>710630734
yes
Can I pay in installments?
Hm, I have to pay 500? I want to, but I'm broke at the moment. Would 100 be alright?
Do people on farms actually jack off the horses?
Or is it like this
>>710632696
.
Also, do the men force the chicks to do it or do the guys do it.
I'd find it funny if some chick left her husband for a horse because it pleased her more. Ah, would make for a good story.
No fucking chance I'm paying a horse $500
>>710633009
sometimes they jack it and sometimes they have it fuck a fake horse pussy and extract semen that way
>>710633009
They use Artificial horse gash
>>710633191
>>710633162
everyone does this?I feel like there would be some places where they don't have them.
>>710630734
Oh yeah. Look at the way it spurts out!
>>710633162
Good to know
>>710633009
it's easier to jerk them off but only works on like 80% of horses
>>710633244
Yes, not everyone has them. That's why sometimes they have to just jack it. When it comes to breeding animals weird shit happens all the time.
For example, when lions need to have their semen extracted they get sedated and then estimmed in the ass until they shoot
>>710630734
How is it cumming without any stimulation?
>>710633009
i work with livestock.
generally they use electrical prostate stimulation.
its a hell of a lot easier to work with.
I would even pay.
>>710633509
Alternative being fapping the horse?
>>710630734
why not
easy money
every drop of water in you was piss of someone one day. How much worse can it be
>>710633644
nobody jerks off the horses.
you either use electrical stimulation or an artificial vagina.
horses fucking stink and they're big, lumbering animals that could easily fuck you up. nobody is going to get under them and jerk them off.
>>710633509
electrojac isn't typically used for horses afaik
>>710633458
They give the stud a specific combo of drugs to make it have an orgasm without stimulation. It's crazy.
>>710634041
Shit, I'd like to try that!
>>710633458
>>710634041
Here's the source.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etvTxPdyVKU
>>710634282
a horse dick is called flare? nice to know
>>710634365
no. the bellend is called a flare, because its flared out.
>>710630734
jeah i would pay 500 dollar to drink horse sperm.
>>710634470
okay
>>710632696
The lack of a high definition video of this makes me sad.
>>710634282
>tfw your dick doesn't hang to your knees and go past your chest when flexed
>>710634153
This must be funny as fuck on humans.
>>710634828
Kek you reckon the horse goes "Ouch ya motherfucker!" every time his boner whacks his chest? That flared head must have some weight to it
>>710634153
>>710634872
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2429459/
Unfortunately, it doesn't work quite the same way on humans.
>>710635362
shit
For $500, sure.
But jokes in you, i'd have done it for free!
>>710635362
>>710635458
more? Thats hot as fuck
>>710635453
>A 19 year old male veterinary nurse accidentally injected himself with 200 mg of xylazine (a muscle relaxant and sedative used in veterinary practice).
>19
>male
"""accidently"""
>>710630734
>Chemical ejaculation
what does that mean
>>710635712
accidently too much xD
he will use less next time
>>710630734
not for $500, no
maybe $50,000
>>710635855
continue pls
>>710635955
If you won't do it for $500, or less, then you're definitely on the wrong site.
>>710630734
Is that stallion a faggot?
Guy just touches it's dick
& gay Mr. Ed gushes a bucket!
>>710630734
I dont think i should have to pay 500 dollars to drink horse semen
>>710630734
I'll do it if I get to drink straight from the hose
I'll even pay you for the privilege
>>710636626
more
>>710636702
I'm afraid that was the most beautiful horsecock I had, it's downhill from here
>>710637174
oh right. Content is still nice tho ;)
>>710636216
I hope one day you get molested by a fag that actually forces you to get off. Preference has nothing to do with sexual pleasure. You're going to feel it whether you like who/what's giving it or not.
>>710637174
I'd pay five hundred to suck a horse cock. They're the most beautiful dicks in the animal kingdom.
>>710637498
thats beautiful
bump for more
>>710634197
>related video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRbBWguleQU
WUT?
>>710637768
I'm more of a dog person myself but I can certainly understand why people love horses
>>710634197
What the fuck is the purpose of chemically making a horse nut in a vial?
>>710630734
Easily. Fresh from the source or only from the Vial. Will go to the source for 1,000
>>710638377
I just spent a minute and thirty-six seconds watching a man fist an elephant
And I learned something
I'd do it for free.
Any women drinking?
>>710638484
bump
>>710638418
ooh tell us more
Why to I get off to horses?
help plz.
Why is this happening
>>710639326
because you want it to.
>>710638997
wtf
>>710639122
Don't wanna derail the thread, but sucking off a male dog is one of the best and most memorable experiences I've had in my life.
>>710639426
kekek
>>710630734
Yeah...it's not really something one would consider a bizarre thing.
Arabs did/do it with camel's.
Indian did/do it with cow's.
And I believe with horse's is normal in Western civilization.
>>710630734
I do it 4 free
>>710639505
damn! Could you spare us one more post to talk about it before reverting back to horse?
>>710639634
need more with the condoms on pls
>>710639651
>And I believe with horse's is normal in Western civilization.
negative
>>710639747
here
>>710639828
holy shit thats amazing! Thanks!
Post gifs and WebMs
>>710639747
and here
>>710639940
I think if we had that sort of content, it would have been posted
I'd pay you for that delicious horse cum
>>710639978
Nice! thanks
>>710639923
and since you were so polite have some moar
>>710630734
I would pay twice that!
>>710640110
thanks very much anon!
>>710639940
This is a good thread
>>710640544
damn thats hot. Perfect timing hah. A waste though
>>710640231
I like that they blurred the female horses face in that gif to protect her identity
>>710639940
mares allowed?
Is anyone still here?
>>710640684
lol never noticed that
>>710630734
fuck yeah.
I'd pour vodka in it to kill any microbial life.
>>710640842
>not taking the nutrients
silly anon >: [
anyone else got content?
>>710641071
sadly no
>>710641052
bloody hell that's nice
>>710641108
find some?
>>710641294
I dont know where to look for this stuff and tbh I'm quite scared to search or save it
>>710641402
Google m8
>>710630734
Well it's pretty healthy, so yes.
>>710641455
yeah but idk about google and their monitoring
>>710641402
It's legal in the US.
>>710641573
UK
>>710641699
>>710641749
*Camera cuts to GCHQ monitoring room
>"Holy shit this sick fuck is looking up horse cocks!"
>"Don't worry Dave, we have ISIL to stop, the US election to rig and the next Jimmy Savvile to arrest, stand down"
>>710641749
lol the UK, what a bunch of cowards
>>710642121
holy shit that is hot, any more?
>>710642057
>>710642121
>>710642171
kek yeh I know. Shit sucks.
Thanks for the condom pic. Fucking nice!
>>710642171
Holy shit, really? That's fucked up.
>>710642171
bestiality is but I doubt looking at horse dick is.
>>710630734
Why am i masturbating to this? what is wrong with me?
>>710642408
nothing anon
come closer
>>710630734
I would maximally pay 200 straight.
500 is too much
>>710642408
Too much time on /b/. Don't worry about it though.
>>710633959
>Obviously hasn't browsed a zoo thread
>>710642563
so is my gif of a swinging cock porn?
I don't understand
>>710642741
enjoy your ban
>>710642379
britcucks already made CGI illegal and banned BDSM, who knows what they will ban next
>>710642563
>>710642713
no pron itself isnt banned/illegal. I believe it was producing porn which had forced orgasms and some bondage was banned. But nobody abides by it
>>710642861
>>710642878
>>710642939
god save the queen
>>710635855
ITT I realize animals are far more interesting to me than your average feminist hamplanets in this country.
>>710639651
>shit arabs do
>normal
See where you went wrong here?
>>710642991
yep lol a parliament and media full of paedos and looking at pics of horse willies gets you in trouble
>>710643358
Welp, better run to a phone box and turn ourselves in for looking.
Hope they don't find my assault spoons.
just post women taking horse dicks already
>>710643496
topkek you funny sausage
>>710643215
tempting.. just get a nice farm where people will leave me alone. i'll treat the animals well, won't share them with anyone. respectable like
>>710630734
i want to, but i don't know if i can afford to pay $500
>>710635458
wow that's a beautiful cock!
but y u mad
bump 4 more
she fucks this horse
>>710641749
The UK has gone absolutely insane when it comes to porn, did you read about that guy who was arrested for "obscene tiger bestiality porn" and it got all the way to court before someone noticed the tiger could talk? (it was a guy in a fursuit)
Honestly I'm surprised britbongs can still access 4chan without a VPN
Post some doggos
>>710644653
no
make your own thread
>>710644629
lads i hear sirens
>>710638377
thats probably strangest boner i ever got , i got horny while watching chink anal fisting / giving prostate massage to an elephant who came
>>710634197
the fuck for chemical , cant you just fap horse ?
>>710644617
pics ?
>>710644629
lol I know. To be fair though a lot of these stories are like one-offs but yeah it happens.
>>710644629
lol, how was he found out?
>>710645210
You can but only if you're a horsefucker.
Farmers don't have the skills to turn a male horse on and make him cum, so they either need a decoy mare to get him horny or chemicals or an electrical prostate manager.
If there weren't all these dumb laws against it, I could work wonders with my tongue and make all these complicated procedures superfluous.
no. I'm wealthy enough that i'd be paying people the $500 to drink it
>>710645504
no, it's only okay to exploit animals when it's for profit and no one is having any fun
>>710645415
Sounds like internet surveillance, someone reading his mails probably. Or one of his friends turned him in (unlikely)
http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/tiger-porn-britain-law/
It's just as incredibly stupid as it sounds, UK is rapidly becoming an orvellian nightmare
>>710630734
No way I would pay that much.
>>710645700
sad but true
>>710645800
>UK is rapidly becoming an orvellian nightmare
It is it really is and the masses dont even care
>>710645800
>orvellian
so that's why they're so fat and ugly
>>710645504
ya its probably embarassing for those who write law and procedures but isnt that cum collector literally a fleshlight for horse ? im sure horse gonna get horny just from rubbing with hands and then just put a condom a perform standard fap
>>710630734
why the fuck isnt he wearing gloves and why is not one of you fucks asking the same question?
>>710645800
>They’re grrrrrrreat
my fucking sides
>>710646064
fucking keyboard broken mistypes
>be me
>dark outside
>computer is by the window over a fairly busy street
>open thread and view images, webms and gifs
>realise what this looks like from outside
>mfw
Why is horse cock so hot!?
>>710646345
fucking kek
>>710646345
how do you watch porn?
bump
>control F 'Mr Hands'
>nothing.
son, I am disappoint.
>>710646671
I'd close the curtains.
I'm a /b/ritfag; it's Guy Fawkes night here, I have the curtains open to watch the fireworks.
>>710638824
Yeah bro! Me 2
>>710647113
>not just watching fireworks on the computor
>>710630734
Let's just dump some pics already
Can you imagine how wonderful it must be to be a hung stallion getting your rocks off to a woman's delicate fingers and tongue?
>>710647586
>woman
>not yourself
wut?
>>710647586
Look at these ladies, happily sucking horsedong while massaging their massive balls, having them churn out as much stallion spunk as they can
>>710648140
more?
>>710633099
underrated post with dubs
>>710648416
lmho
>>710648416
wtf?
>>710648416
The death scenes got really brutal in the latest Tomb Raider games
>>710648893
yummy
>>710648987
fuck that looks tasty
https://youtu.be/BRbBWguleQU
I'm a perverted mother fucker, but this shit is just nasty. But hey, to each his own. Have fun horse-cock lovers.
>>710648416
my sides
>>710649539
more
>>710649987
you know why it changes color?
>>710650039
not a clue mate
>>710648987
>>710639505
r'ing more doggo donger
>>710650143
fair enough just curious
all i want is for a dozen horses to fuck me and cum down my throat on a daily basis
is that too much to ask?
>>710650272
iktf
>>710650187
Remember to be gentle with them, they are very sensitive
>>710650375
eeeeh juicy bite bite :3
>>710650550
w-would lick
>>710630734
I remember two hot girls from fear factor tv show. They drank shitload of horse's sperm, it took them forever, I think they even cried a little. Then, they were eliminated because they were to slow or something like that. It was priceless.
Anyway, I would problably do that, I like money.
>>710644617
>she fucks this horse
>this kills the woman
>>710650674
tbh that's shit tier horse pussy
this is the nuts
>>710630734
It's 5 Meizu smartphones. Easy-breezy.
>>710650894
kinda looking at the anus tho
thats nice as well though
>>710650894
just want to cum inside and watch her winking pussy slop my sprem all about
>>710651258
big
>>710650878
it was a pint of sperm for 1 and a pint of urine... it was banned in the US. i believe the one who got to choose picked the sperm. i think they were twins also lol
>>710651258
guess that's why they're called wiener dogs
>>710651506
Yeah who would've thought they'd be packing heat
>>710652006
cute!
everyone is fbi
>>710630734
shit, I'll suck his balls dry from the tap for $500 right now, i'm broke as fuck and 3k in debt.
>>710651258
more dog dick please
trust no-one
>>710652497
pink and yummy
>>710651258
God damn
One day I'll get a dog and I'll make sure it fucks the shit out of me several times a week...
Crazy this thread is still going.
>>710652802
I'm not complaining
>>710652774
same here tbh
>>710652802
>>710652919
me neither
>>710630734
I remember reading somewhere that there is a bar that sells horse semen shots that are free if you can drink it all
Can someone confirm?
>>710653123
bloody hell! I wonder what that tastes like
>>710652774
after watching a lot of dog porn i now look at people differently when their dog tries to hump people
like... i think he is doing that because you... trained... him
>>710653248
Only one way to find out ;)
(ask ur dad lol)
>>710652802
some of it got deleted
>>710630734
seems a bit expensive but i might be able to come up with the cash
>>710652935
Will be hard, getting a dog that has a big cock, its not like I can ask...
>>710653273
If I know a girl owns a dog I always assume they get fucked by it.
I had a dog as a teen and though it was neutered I had him lick me to completion twice
Shame I wasn't into buttstuff back then...
>>710653273
I dont think that's related. Our dog humps our cat when SHE is in heat.
>>710653353
he says it tastes like you....wait, what?
>>710644617
It's a good looking horse, I won't blame.
>>710650880
not necessarily, only if she takes the whole cock annally ala Mr. Hands.
>>710653534
That's because I inserted my penis into it xD
>>710653395
lol yeah you cant go up and just ask for a quick look before buying heh
too many fucking words in this thread, what happened
>>710638377
this thread is going places
>>710653613
well dont be greedy. Share pls
>>710653636
It's not like you are contributing faggot
>>710653746
I'll share only if you lick it out like the mongoloid you are
>>710653524
im talking about humping humans and nothing else. ive had a LOT of dogs and they hump toys, male and female, but ive never had one EVER hump a human
>>710642408
>>710642625
No
It's because humans are horny, perverted fucks that love sex, and regardless of socially enforced expectations, we don't care what it is.
>>710653786
of course!
>>710653930
Fucking faggot. I bet you're getting off on this like a faggot. Faggot.
>>710653827
intact male dogs will hump anything, get on your hands and knees and you will be fucked
>>710653980
yes I do. Big willies pls
>>710654034
Post your dick then faggot xD
>>710654034
>>710653980
samefag gtfo
>>710634470
Right next to the honkey tonkurs? Britfag
>>710654089
try harder nigger
>>710654058
okay
>>710654222
That isn't your dick though.
.
>>710654307
k. Gay.
>>710654428
I cringe every time I fuck your mother.
>>710654428
you're just as bad. Fancy a bum?
,
>>710653614
I'll ask around in threads like this until I find a type that usually has a big dick, and then get one of those
Still gonna start with a puppy/young one, we'll be lovers in the flesh so we better start early.
>>710654510
it varies a lot depending on the individual, large breeds can have pencil dicks, medium breeds can have footlongs
