Secrets thread, go on.
Let me read some interesting stories.
>>710603732
>inb4
>My friend's mom fingered my car on the back of my ass
>>710603732
bump
im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
>>710603828
my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger.
>>710603732
>this fucking thread again.
seriously, are you writing a fucking book or something?
>>710604505
How old are you?
Also, tell us more
>>710604589
my finger's car tried to back me in the friend's mom.
>>710604589
Hot
>>710604595
>you
I doubt there is just one op...
>>710604595
hopefully it's a scratch-n-sniff popup book
>>710604694
Thanks. I haven't told anyone about it yet, not sure how my friends and family would react.
>>710604737
fuck, i'd buy that.
>>710604672
im old enough to know not to tell people how old I am..
>>710604725
a fair point.
>>710604799
Tell us the story then.
Or why being here then?
>>710604725
It's true. I usually make these threads at night but this one wasn't me.
>>710604978
I put my penis in her vagina and ejaculate cum inside her, do it a couple times a week at least
>>710605008
Same here, it's night for me right now.
Those thread are funny, even if 99% of the stories are fake, some are quite enjoyable.
Also, 10+ posts and nobody has mentioned incest yet. Guess it's a record.
Not that I have anything against incest stories, on the contrary...
>>710605008
Fair. I've already told my interesting story in an old thread.
>>710605179
Unprotected sex? Hope she takes the pill.
>>710605263
A story about what?
>>710605310
Killed a child molester and got away with it.
>>710603732
I have a huge piss fetish, I love to piss everywhere and I'm devilishly turned on by pissing people
>>710603732
I love building shit just to make others fucking angry!
http://104.236.113.91/
>>710605310
yeah she's on bc, have never used a condom with her. she is much better than her sis, my girl is a lot sexier and puts out more.
>>710605261
>10+ posts and nobody has mentioned incest yet. Guess it's a record.
Ain't that the truth. Yeah most of the stories here are probably bullshit, but in general I like to converse with other anons casually in these threads. Particularly the ones who are feeling down and sad.
>>710605496
>>710605675
Does she has a dirty mind? Do you cum inside?
>>710605689
I am feeling down and sad anon ;_;
>>710605783
she is open to trying anything. cum in her pretty much every time. It's usually easy to make her cum, especially when fucking her from behind
>>710605933
why :(
>>710604737
Yeah I want to smell finger and new car smell
Thingking deeper about it, I don't think I have any secrets. Can't really remember shit pre-16yo because of depression. (Does depression even "destroy" your memory?)
My life is pretty much a routine rn because I'm scared of new things.
Wake up, go to school, eat lunch, school some more, go home, vidya, masturbate, sleep. Done.
>>710605988
Ever tried anal? Oral?
>>710606061
>finger
?
>>710606058
>be me 2 years ago
>lonely
>after years of no gf accept my fate as future wizard
>suddenly wild gf appears
>love her to death
>she loves me even more than that
>ffw a year later
>breaks up with me
>has new bf
>cheats on him with me
>this goes on for a year, feel like complete shit but can't let go of her either
>her bf found out three months ago
>she refuses to see me
I hate her but I miss her anon
>>710606256
tried anal, we didnt like it that much. I give her oral almost every time, usually to get her wet before fucking.
>>710606495
That's fucked up, I'm sorry anon.
>>710606606
>I give her oral almost every time
Good
Does she give oral to you?
>>710606495
She doesn't deserve you anon. If she's willing to cheat on her current boyfriend and only stop because she got caught, she'd probably do it to you as well. You don't deserve that. Love hurts, especially when it's your first time. You think they're the one, and when they leave they're the only person who has ever reciprocated that love back to you, and it fucking hurts. It feels like a chunk of you got ripped out and cant be replaced, but you need accept that, even though you still love her, you deserve someone better than her.
>>710606777
not always but she usually gives me a bj. i was the 1st uncut guy she's been with, she wasnt apprehensive at all
Came home early from work, hide in the closet to scare my gf, she brought a black guy home with a huge cock, they fucked like crazy, she squirted, i don't even know she can, he creampied her and left, I waited in the closet until she went to the restroom, snuck out and came through the door like normal, she asked me to fuck her and tell me she so horny she creamed all over my dick, I nutted in less than 2mins, took off my condom and throw it away
>>710606836
>>710606777
thanks anons. Ex was raped as a child so I always have in mind that that's made her be a fucked up bitch. I know it doesn't justify anything she's done and still does, but still.
When she broke up first, she said she'd just not be ready for me.
That one day she'd come back to me, and that I'll always be the only person she truly loves.
But I know I'll never be able to forgive her after everything that's happened.
I feel lost in life and that's not solely because of her, but she definitely ignited it.
I love hardcore gay porn
>>710607037
What is the naughties thing you've ever done?
>>710606836
This anon is right
Gf's libido is low so got her off the oil and into a French maid costume, bdsm tape and tie her down and make her work for it, never sucked dick until she was forced into it, loves it now.
Use to take this small vibrator and while she's bent in doggy over a chair force her to keep it in place if she drops it (no hands and its not inside her, only her legs keeping it in place) I get out the magic wand she hates/loves. Thing is as the little vibrator is enough to make her cum its destined to drop since she gets away to wet, usually when I start calling her a whore etc.still no anal or swallow but ima get her drunk soon for both
im into bestiality
>>710607426
I always had a huge fetish for mermaid, and that made me curious about dolphin genitalia.
Fucking Little Mermaid fucked me up
I started dating / fucking my girlfriend when she was 14, I was 21.
She's now 25.
When I was 12-14 I used to walk to the beach and watch for 9/10 year old girls getting changed.
One time when I was 14 I made friends with a 11 year old girls 8 year old brother at a beach after seeing her pussy when she was getting changed. I persuaded them to come through some bushes as a shortcut (it was a genuine shortcut) and started messing around tickling her before putting my hand down her pants and fingering her, her brother was still tickling her while I played with her pussy, she started crying and I let her up and asked what was wrong, made her think if she asked me to stop I would have (if her brother wasn't there I'd probably have fucked her)
I used to forcibly finger my sisters friend from when she was 10 until 14, I was 12-16, it never went further than that because it was always while my sister was in the toilet or something I'd grab her. By the 3rd time she'd not even try to fight back except when I tried to finger her ass once. I only stopped because I got a girlfriend.
I also raped a girl once who was my mates ex. She had a hole in her pants at the crotch so I held her down and fingered her before fucking her. She didn't want to, kept saying no, I even had to rip her pants more because she wouldn't let me pull them off, but afterwards she told people she'd fucked me so like… not rape?
I forced myself into my current girlfriends ass a few times when she was 15/16, now she's into it but she was totally against it at the time.
>>710607573
Am writing a novel. ATM have mermaids designed with two tails. What do you prefer two tails with mammal design or one tail and a total fish.
I once bullied a poor kid about his dad being dead and his mom being abbusive at school. The very next day when i arrived at school there were all these teachers gathered in the canteen.
They proceeded to tell us that said kid had killed himself.
>fuck me.jpeg
I actually went to his funeral but for some reason i was laughing throughout the entire funeral.
now its 12 years later and i feel kind of awful about it all
>>710607639
>novel
Tell me more
>What do you prefer
Two tails with mammal design or one tail with mammal design.
I like total fish too, but I generally prefer mammal-like genitalia
Made my gf give me head the way her exs liked it and she felt like another girl
I rubbed my coworkers pens all over my cock and put them back at her desk. Makes me instantly hard when I see her chew on one knowing where it's been.
>>710607690
this is bad and you should feel bad
When I was 11, my mom married some fag who had a kid already, he was 3. Most annoying kid ever.
So, we had bunk beds, this fucking kid was scare of the dark and I needed complete darkness to fall asleep to, but step-fag always let him have his shitty bright ass night light.
There was a gap between the wall and the bunk bed, and I would piss down the gap and soak into his blankets that were up against the wall. I used to piss myself when younger, so I knew how embarrassing it felt. Now he got to feel that shame too. Every morning. With out ever having a bladder control problem.
Every once in a while i'd give the wall a clean so I wouldn't get caught.
Big brothers are the worst.
>>710607690
You fucking idiot
Dumped my girlfriend.
She was the perfect friend, a perfect partner. Similar tastes.
Average looks which i got past but just romantically,
She had no passion,
She was a star fish,
Never kissed with an open mouth, just small pecks on the lips.
Sexually inexperienced, Really quiet, not into anything but missionary.
I am sexually attracted to little girls age 7 - 16
>>710605496
faggot
>>710607902
I know, but i was fucking 12 and basically an all arround shitty kid
I burned down a barn once and blamed it on the fat mexican kid in my class
>>710607631
What country?
>>710607248
Sorry had to afk for a moment, but I just want to let you know you're doing the right thing now. Distancing yourself is what you should be doing even if it's painful. And please never take her back anon, some day she's going to come crawling back to you, and your first impulse will be to take her back in an effort to fill that void inside of you. Don't do it, eventually she'll just break your heart again and you'll feel 10 times worse. Go out and find another girl that treats you right. What else is hurting you?
>>710607037
How did this happen?
Do you realize you can get in deep trouble, even if it doesn't look like it? If anyone ever finds out they will convince her you are a rapist and you will be labeled pedo/child rapist FOREVER
>>710607860
It's easier to do what people are used to, but it makes no sense when they procreate. Because then they would all just jizz and spam eggs all over the ocean instead of having actual sex. So being a fish seems illogical - but it makes it more efficient - though boobs would have to be removed etc - boobs for mammals. Can't have sex either. If mammal they would need to go up for air, unless designed like some kind of super lung fish.
>>710606495
Thisisnowacringethreadsorrymyspacebarisbroken
>>710608132
I kinda get that. Girl is never in the mood and only ever fucks in a lame attempt to please you, but her idea of pleasing a man is literally just sitting there naked and basically expecting you to mindlessly plow her while she sits there thinking about kittens or feminism or basically anything except fucking.
When I was in high school I had a bf that turned out to be really perverted.
When we were drunk, he convinced me to give his dog a hand job. His family had a Dane, and he had a pretty big penis. It took some time, but I measured it at a little over 10"
This is embarrassing enough. But when we broke up I remember he jeered at me "well, the biggest dìck you've had in your hand was a dog's"
Fast forward 8 years and it's still true :/
Whenever I sleep with a new guy, I always have that thought in the back of my head. lol
>>710603732
The real reason I am a police officer is so that I can do drugs and no one would suspect me of doing it.
Also chucking on the lights and speeding is great fun.
I had 'sex' when I was 7 or 8 years old
So I was with my best friend (a girl) a LOT. We used to play pretend, make up stories that would always involve sex in the end. Her younger sister sometimes joined. The stories were basically me 'fucking' one of them and the other watches and gets mad, so I fuck her too.
So up until this point it was just childs play, messing around.
So some day I was with my friend in my parents bedroom (where we used to to play) and she asked me if I wanted to actually have sex. I was like, ehhh dunno lol. So she asked me to show me my penis, she promised to show me her pussy afterwards. I agreed, and I put down my pants and showed her my hard dick. She giggled and put out her pants, showing me her pussy. I remember her saying 'Wait, that's not all' and then spreading her pussy so I could see everything. So we both got completely naked.
So this other friend kept telling me sex was 'da best feeling ever'. So I thought, this gun be good. Like eating a mars bar or a hamburger.
So we were lying in bed, like grown ups, blushing. She said: 'So come here and put it in'!! I said: no you come here. She came lying on top of me, and I put my dick in her pussy. Srs. I remember her saying 'Wow you are pretty big'!
So we just were lying there for a minute, then I put her back. I was very confused of what just happened and it didn't feel like mars bars or hamburgers. Her mum picked her up some time later and I was still confused.
A few months later her mom forbid me to play with her ever again, for a still for me undisclosed reason.
>>710608701
there's always some fag roleplaying in the secrets threads
about him being a female whos bf got "her" to do x with a dog
>>710608758
don't you get random drug tests?
>>710608399
I've always imaged them as mammals, something like a dolhpin, so they need air.
Con, that make being a "secret" unknown specie quite difficult.
>>710609168
Not sure about that guy, but I know a few policemen. One is pretty clean, one is a recreational user, one is part of a meth making operation.
The clean guy is new to the job. The other two are a decade in. If they're tested I don't know how they pass.
>>710608920
Hot.
Have you ever talked with her again?
>>710608352
India
>>710611116
What a savage country.
>>710603732
Once when I was 17, my mom had been such a huge bitch to me that when she and everyone else were out of the house, I took her wedding band off of the nightstand and flushed it down the toilet.
She assumed she had lost it, searched for the damn thing for 2 whole weeks turning the house upside down and even going back to every place she had gone around town.
Felt good.
>>710608012
No, little brothers are the worst. Kids are retarded faggots.
I'm with my girlfriend because she guilted me into getting back together. I kinda want to play some mind games with her because I'm damn near certain she cheated on me last time we were together.
>>710603732
I am married yet on a daily basis I will quietly ask a stranger or an acquaintance if they want their dick sucked. You would be surprised how many say yes.
>>710612731
Fuck you whore. Unmarry the poor sap you tricked into cuckoldry.
>be me
>be horny 15 year old
>crush on hot cousin
>family over for thanksgiving
>we fall asleep in big lazyboy
>i grab her boob and start squeezing
>i hear her wake up
>i don't stop
>she gets up and grabs me by the hand
>we go to her room
>she doesnt say a word
>lays down and puts ass towards my penis
>i slide her shorts down
>slide my dick in
>cum in seconds
>she giggles
>aunt comes in to check on us
>she probably thinks this is weird
>doesn't say a word
>win
>>710607690
You're a fucked up person and you should honestly kill yourself.
Nothing special, but I play with yoyos. Shit's fun.
>>710613098
you sick fuck
>>710608277
Not an excuse. At 12 you should've fucking known better. Someone died because you were a spoiled little shit.
I'm black, and I pretty much do nothing but start "Niggers suck" threads on /tv/ all day hoping to trigger somebody.
I don't know why, but I get a rush out of getting angry and arguing. Hate to admit, but It's just fun to play the race card sometimes.
>>710613731
You're a black guy....
>>710613929
For you
I actually post pic's that I'm not supo to share
My sister is adopted. Parents got her as a baby. She's been my sister all my life. Came home last Christmas from grad school. She looked so good to me. We went out and got drunk. On the cab ride home she put her head down on my lap. I caressed her arm all the way home. She had the softest skin. I got hard and she had to have felt it laying on me. Got home and we watched a movie. After a while we stared at each other and kissed. Then we made out for hours. Finally took off her pants and rubbed her pussy over her panties. She was soaking through them. I ripped them off and fingered her as we kept making out. She had three huge orgasms in a row. I covered her mouth as she came so no one would hear us. Then she took off my pants and gave me the best head. I came all over her face and lips. We showered to clean up and made out more. I ate her out and she jerked me off. We went to bed. In the morning pretended like nothing happened.
>>710614368
>>710607690
You may be a fucked up person, but we all are in one way, or another...
Laughing at a funeral is not uncommon, it's a release of nervous, unrecognized emotion.
I've been lusting after my neighbor's daughter. She's 11 and she comes over to play with my dog everyday. I'm pretty sure she's caught me looking at her. Last night she sucked my dick dry. I'm going to try and fuck her today.
I want to see my wife get fucked and cum over and over with another man or another man and woman together. Pic related.
>>710615430
cuck
I lost my virginity to a fat black woman
I'm dating a stripper, been together for 3 years now.
>>710615548
doublecuck
>>710607115
I'm calling bullshit
I got my friend raped at a party in HS. I still bate to it.
>>710607307
Hey dude, if you're using alcohol to get her do perform a sexual act she doesn't want to that is not cool.
>>710615632
Double?
I get you think about the stripper situation but not the black woman
Also my gf doesn't fuck other guys, although we have had threesomes with her girl friends before and I've watched them at times together
>>710608220
get help for your own sake
I'm a 30 year old male in a stable, hetero relationship. And yet I still frequently jack off to the memory of being molested by an older man when I was 8.
I came in a little 10ml jar once and forgot where it is
>>710608220
Thats not bad but 7 is maybe a bit too young, try starting at 12
>>710607248
You're right anon. It's hurting but that's for sure the only answer.
I've been with my wife for over 13 years. She had a very low sex drive before our kid. We would have sex like 1-2 times a month maybe (I always initiated it). After our child came there was a 4 month span where we didn't have sex at all. Now I am lucky if we have sex every 2 months or so. I fap on pretty much a daily basis. I have considered cheating several times (purely for the physical contact) but I love my wife and my son and don't want to hurt either of them.
>feels bad man
>>710616499
Have you talked with her about this?
I fucked my brothers wife when we were all at a lake house this summer. We made a plan and went out by the lake in the middle of the night and fucked like crazy. She said I made her cum harder than anyone has.
I'm a super faggot. I'm you from the future.
>>710610400
yeah that's the thing... too. it's pretty hard to work out a balance.
>>710616499
night clubs?
I sucked an 11 yo girls pussy while she was sleeping when I was 14.
My wife likes to make out with girls so we go get drunk at lesbian bars and I watch her grind on and kiss girls all night. It's hot as fuck. Sometimes we bring one back and double team my wife.
>Saw a 9/10 at club
>Couldn't for the life of me find out where I knew her from
>Chat her up
>She is really really cautious with me
>I ask her if she is alright a few times
>She assures me she is but is beeing really weird about it
>Tell her im gonna bounce and she asks if I knew her
>I said no cuz maybe she just has "one of those faces"
>She asks if I want to go home with her and im like "fuck yeah??"
>She was an amaaaazing fuck
>I almost nutted at the forplay bj she gave me
>She wasnt as impressed with my oral skills
>I missionary'd her and doggy'd
>She loved it
>Then she cowgirled and I nutted so hard
>We made out a bit and fell asleep
>When I woke up next morning it dawned on me
>She was an adult actress
>Posters, magazines and dvds all around her room with her on it
>We had coffee she asked if it changed anything about last night
>Tell her no
>Go home, get checked and look her up some more online
>She called me three times that week asking me to come over or go out
>Say no only because she is a pornstar
Feel kinda bad about it but im not really "okay" with the idea of dating a pornstar
>>710616601
Women don't give a shit once they're comfortable.
>>710616918
Me, too. What part of the future? I'm from the depopulation wars part of the late 21st Century.
>>710617416
What do you mean? They don't give a shit about what? Comfortable in what sense? Are you referring to all women?
>>710617227
What's her porn name?
>>710614767
It must have been that, i mean i honestly felt really bad, but for some fucked up reason i just laughed
My dad sexually abused my sister and I from the time I was 12 to 17. My sister was two years younger. Her finger us and eat us out and make us jerk him off and suck his cock. I hated him but he groomed me and made me cum so hard. I became addicted. I'd masturbate all the time and fuck a lot of guys at school too. He'd sometimes make my sister and I make out, finger one another and eat each other out. He fucked me up. The fucker died of cancer 3 years ago so karma is a bitch. Now I'm still a sex addict and have a daddy daughter fetish with older men. When my sister and I get drunk or do molly we still hook up. I'm so fucked.
Cheated on my 2-year girlfriend lastnight on a works night out with the new girl in the office.
Went back to the office and fucked her on my desk. Not sure how to feel right now.
>>710617730
Pics of both
>>710616499
ask her for pegging or cross dressing . that's maybe what she wants
>>710617707
Post pics anonnette? I need this bby.
>>710617792
Not a chance
Girl from work is more attractive.. gf is more 7/10 but better personality
Live with GF and she earns more & pays most of the bills..
>>710617841
U getting off to my abuse? Am I making u hard?
I made 20 posts in a thread similar to this one yesterday and it's the most social I've been the whole week. Thanks bros.
>>710617922
Just crop out face anon. It's not a big deal.
>>710616989
I know, right? I've tought to a story-novel many times, but never came up with a good enough idea.
>>710616601
>>710617416
That wasn't me that replied.
I have talked to her about it. Not super seriously talked though. She is going through so post baby depression right now. I don't want to stress her even more.
>>710617707
Jenny?
>>710617922
Crop out faces. Just wanna see bodies.
>>710617996
A little anonnette. Post feet and butthole?
>>710618010
>>710618040
On phone, can't remove exif etc.. Not falling into that trap
>>710617996
When you were an adult did you crave his cock?
>>710617707
Tell us more...
>>710618037
Arthur?
>>710618152
I hated him but wanted him to make me cum. It was s weird feeling. And he made me cum really hard. He made it so I wanted my sister more actually. It was really fucked.
>>710617040
Tell us more.
>>710617707
>still hook up
What do you do exactly?
Also, it's hard to go through those things. Ever considered therapy?
>>710617996
Is that really you?
>>710618148cause it didn't happen.
>>710603732
sometimes i secretly visit omegle hiding the screen from my wife.
today i catched this nice scene
>>710618268
>Be me horny 14yo
>Have single mother who is friends with another single mom
>She has 2 daughters 11 and 12yo
>Sometimes they stay over if it's late and moms have been drinking
>Never have a chance to do anything or catch a peak as they all sleep in the spare room together :(
>Other Mom gets sick of her daughters fighting all the time
>Asks my mom if one of them can stay the night to give them a break from each other and to take the other one somewhere for reasons?
>She drops the 11yo off, she's best looking one and better personality, other one is bitch
>After dinner she goes to have a shower, try to catch a peek but she's smart enough to locked the door
>Hope she comes out in just a towel or something, but she changed clothes in the bathroom
>Afterwards she comes into my room to watch a dump kids movie on my TV that she bought with her on DVD
>Mom is in the living room watching her shows
>Starts to get late mom is asleep on the couch as usual
>Girl falls asleep on the on the mattress on the floor that she bought in from the other room to watch the movie
>She's wearing baggy shorts that are loose
>Have a few attempts at rolling her on her back but she keeps flinching almost waking up
>Roll her on her back, shorts are really baggy so I can already see her yellow panties
>Diamonds!
>Slowly start moving her legs open for a better look, she doesn't flinch much
>Blood was really pumping at this point, got brave and tried to pull her underwear to the side
>And she didn't even move! And now I'm looking at the most perfect little pussy :)
>I was blown away and I just sat back and enjoyed the view for probably 30 sec, not believing my luck
>I'd had my dick sucked before from 2 girls from when I was 11 (playing truth or dare) but I'd never licked a pussy
Cont?
>>710618268
In therapy now. That's me yes. My sister and I will go out dancing get drunk and do drugs. Well grind on each other. Kiss. Then come home and fuck. We're both addicts. We know how to make each other cum hard. We know it's fucked up. That's what makes us want it and makes it feel so good. She is so soft. She'll suck and kiss every inch of me. We'll eat each other's ass and pussy. We can give each other multiple orgasms. It's fucked up but I'm getting wet now thinking about her.
>>710618484
That's hot.
i'm 37 and a virgin
>>710618484
Wanna post wet pussy anonnette? Doit. You have no idea how bad I need this.
>>710618484
This is so fucking hot
>>710618586
>grand wizard status
>>710613239
It's not the spoiled little shit's fault. It's an hero's fault for doing it to himself. Natural selection.
>>710603732
When I was 14 I hooked up with a 12 year old while camping. We're both guys.
>>710618484
pics of your ass with timestamp
>>710614373
And u didnt fuck her, why?
>>710617996
timestamp pls
Everytime my gf goes to work on my day off, I organize a gang bang with local guys who come around and empty about a cups worth of cum into my mouth. No homo
>>710618695
Would u choke me n let me call u daddy? I'll use my little girl voice too.
>>710608389
This is a secrets thread. That is the fucking point.
>>710603732
I raped my sister
>>710614368
I jerked off to This pic
>I drove through Mexico one time. I know, bad idea. Anyway, in Oaxaca I run into this ultra-sweet Danish hippie chick with a couple of dreadlocks, who is traveling by bus, but she got rolled and lost her money. She knows I have a car and asks me to drive her all the fucking way to Vera Cruz. I'm like, wtf that's on the other side of the fucking country. She is saying she'll send me money once she gets back home and can work for a while. I tell her I just got down here and am staying for a while. She says she does not know what she will do if she misses her flight. Call your parents, I say. They don't help me, she says. I'm trying to shake this train wreck bitch off now, so I say, okay, I'll take you if I can fuck you any way I want until I get you to the airport. She stands up--we're sitting at a sidewalk restaurant--and says if I wanted to be a prostitute, i wouldn't be asking for help, and tells me what a dickhead I am. She stomps off into the zocalo. Success. Enjoy my day. That night, she's knocking on my door in this dive hotel I'm in. Okay, she says. Mixed feelings. I'm kind of sick of her bullshit already, but that body, and very pretty face. WTF, man. Okay, come on in. I sit her down on the bed and whip my cock out abruptly, half hoping she'll be shocked and leave, but she knows what she's got to do. We sort of have a conversation while she's sucking me off. She's a vegan. Okay, that means it's going to be less of a chance anal is going to be gross. I sit on the bed next to her. Stand up, I tell her. She stands up. I undo her belt and jeans. Turn around. She turns around. I strip her jeans and panties down to her ankles. Spread your ass. She's so ashamed, you can tell, but she does it. Yep, the ass is very sweet. I get her back on the bed and ass fuck her in every position I think of. I always keep lube with me when I travel because, I guess everyone can tell, I'm an ass man. Finally nut up her butt. Go to sleep. Drove her across the country after a day.
>>710618791
Were rolling on E making out in this pic.
>>710619045
just post a fucking timestamp
>>710615430
Would in a heartbeat. Saved for later
>>710618015
gimme all your research... i actually can have them in the open though because i put them in an alt universe.
>>710619045
Only of you swallow daddy's jism. Post butthole now.
>>710619379
What would u do to her ?
>>710619260
Greentext anon?
>>710619314
good to have friends who take care of you and save some memories.
some pics of you 2 in bed?
>>710619260
Greentext required
>>710619299
Haha, you dumb motherfucker you could've said your car "broke down" halfway to Vera Cruz and gotten an extra day of shame sex out of that deal. What the fuck man?
>>710618024
Post-baby depression lasts like two weeks.
>>710619490
I would fuck her right in front of you. I would make her suck my hard cock, I'd fuck her harder than she had ever been fucked before and then cum on her face. Making you watch the entire time
>>710619731
Actually that's not true. It can last up to a year. It's only been about 7 months.
>>710617567
Once someone is paying their bills and can't get away. I don't make universal statements like "all women," but it's pretty normal for them to stop fucking after you marry them even though that's the only fucking reason we marry them in the first place.
why do fucking retards constantly bombard SOC with these posts
>>710619731
It can last up to several months. Some people experience it differently.
>>710619590
Found a lot of us making out
>>710619827
Yeah, my wife drags stuff out forever, too. I can't tell if she can't stand me more or if she's just a lazy pos. I'd divorce her, but she can barely take care of herself, and I have feelings for her. Very tricky how they do.
>>710619992
>>710620036
I cheated on my girlfriend with a trap. It was the best sex I've ever had.
>>710619878
How did you come to the conclusion that this is normal? Also, normal in what sense? Does this happen to more than half of married couples? Less than half?
>>710620061
>>710620061
>>710620036
>>710619992
post bikini pix pls
and feets
>>710619314
Is any of your names Christina? Any more pics of you two?
i am a massive fucking psychopath
>>710619656
She had to get to the airport on time, and we had a deal. I don't break my word. Anyway, yeah, of course I got three blowjobs on the way. I was getting sick of blowjobs. She started calling me "USA" sarcastically. That was my nick for that couple of days.
>>710620124
We fucked a lot on this vegas trip
Ive cheated on every girl ive been with. I have multiple children and I dont love any one except my kids. Im with one of the mothers and im only with her because its easy. I loved one person and she moved away.
>>710620280
Lol what a fucking bitch. You sound like an honest guy but seriously you should've left her on the highway to get raped by dirty spics. Talking shit after you give her a ride. Fucking ingrate.
>>710620079
Sorry, I have no stats for you.
>>710605534
Why that pose
>>710620311
nice.mkv
>>710620311
Damn y'all look good for a couple of damaged chicks. The women I know who had fucked up childhoods don't give a fuck how they look and all let themselves go.
I'm going to murder. I can't stand only imaging anymore, I need to make a bad person bleed. I need to
>>710620555
that's because he isn't any of them m8
>>710620689
i want to talk to you right now
how can we?
>>710603732
My Little Pony actually isn't that bad I and enjoy the show. But, I do not jack off to it.
>>710620689
Well, at least be good to the rest of us and make it Trump.
>>710620439
I completely fucked her ass, made her spread ass while I did it. No dignity left by the end of that. She didn't mind it too much, but she didn't like it. I can't blame her for thinking I was a dickhead. I was a dickhead. I was the kind of dickhead you can only be if you're a sociopath or if you are somewhere nobody you know will ever find out what you do there. I wasn't going to leave her on the road. I didn't hate her. In a different context, we could have had a relationship. I have an idea the sex was better for me on that basis though.
>>710617707
show you tits and pussy
>>710611116
Awesome
>>710613014
You should kill yourself for getting that other guy who made a kid kill himself, to kill himself. Wait....that means....
i've intentionally gotten over 30 women pregnant in the last 25 years. it's a fetish of mine, mostly one night stands, i always give them a fake email address so they can contact me, i check it periodically to read the emails begging me to get in touch with them.
>>710621217
that's fucking awesome
I've been fucking my best friend for almost a year now, No one else who knows us know about it. It just Sucks that I live her and she don't feel the same.
>>710621401
Love* Fucking aurocorrect
>>710618473
Continue please
>be me
>At a halloween party
>Girl who runs the party is smoking fucking hot
>Go upstairs to the bathroom
>Lock the door, and pretend to shit
>Grab her wet bath sponge
>I can smell her
>She's rubbed this all over her tits and pussy
>Take my dick and rub it all over the bath sponge
>Wrap it around my cock and start jerking off
>Right as I'm about to cum I spot her face wash in the shower
>Grab the bottle
>Blow my load into the face wash
>Put everything back knowing she'll be rubbing that bath sponge all over her body and rubbing my cum on her face
>Return to the party like nothing happened
>>710620311
Would scissor/10
>>710621691
lol thats awesome
>>710621217
We need screenshots as proof
>>710606061
I just laughed so fucking hard I almost pissed. Thanks for that anon.
>>710620357
How do you deal with it?
Like each time you've cheated.. Do you tell them?
I've raped a few girls and I'm very concerned that one of them will report it
>>710623266
that's so bad man. These confessions on here (not all) leave me speechless sometimes
>>710612731
M or f?
ever since she was a youngster i was buying things to my poor neighbors daughter secretly to get her attention, since i am much older than her.
clothes, things she needed for school, she likes a specific music type so some albums were included as well.
after she hit puberty i was the one supplying her with cigarettes and booze, which made her very popular amongst friends in school.
also made me even better friend.
i was always there for her, but also i made her greedy.
(which was the point in the first place)
i started buying her some expensive stuff recently, like phones, some nice lingerie, shoes. but she now returns me with more "expensive favors", if u know what i mean.
everyone's got his price
>>710624416
A girl needs a little help in life.
>>710624416
You're a sexual predator who groomed a child. I hope there is a hell.
>>710618261
Spongebob!
I'd like to find a community college freshman girl to give me sex in exchange for help with school expenses. I'm a lot older than that though. I wonder how hard that would be to find one to give blowjobs and get fucked in the ass regularly for textbooks and operating expenses.
>>710605718
Underrated comment
>>710607631
You're an asshole.
>>710608220
Don't act on it.
>>710603732
>Sexually deprived little sister, VERY young
>always make inappropriate sexual jokes
>both school and my family have had talks to her about how it is wrong to talk about these things
>parents have caught her watching porn several times
>parents took her phone since they found out shes been talking to 30 yr old creeps on snapchat and people whos like 20 yrs older than her, sending nudes etc
>visiting home one christmas
>woke up to her having my dick in her mouth
>she noticed me waking up but i let her suck me off
>jerking off while she licked my balls then finished in her mouth
>she cleaned out every single drop and swallowed
>never told anyone about it and makes me disappointed in myself that i let her do it, wonder if itll be awkward between us when she gets older
>>710624897
who cares about your hopes
I've been having an affair with my wife's younger sister for 7 years now
ama?
>>710625009
kek
>>710624416
Excuse me, waiter? My pasta is really stale.
>>710625776
fuck you
>>710626015
lol
you mad?
I jerk off to my mom all the time.
I'd rather fuck her than any woman in the world.
If she knew that, she'd disown me.
>>710617707
I'm so sorry this happened to you. Get help.
>>710607115
100% nonsense
I kinda want to kill myself
>>710626155
I'm not mad, I just don't like cucks like you.
>>710608920
Bull shit
>>710603732
>Be me in Vancouver 2009
>Get really drunk
>Find middle eastern man roughly 60
>Start beating up that sand nigger
>Hit him with everything I've got
>get so tired I vomit
>I GTFO
>Don't know if I crippled him
>Still think about it today
>>710626497
Don't do it.
>>710608701
I detect a cuckfag
>>710607115
Found the black guy with a small dick trying to make himself feel better.
I can take or leave pussy, but I love my head and I love to fuck women up the butt; however, I don't have any interest in cock, not even trap cock. Tried to jerk off to it, but no luck. I'm a heterosexual who doesn't care for pussy.
>>710608920
>you are pretty big
UUUU
I'm 20 years old and a kissless virgin
eats me up inside
>>710620937
Well, at least you know yourself.
I made my slut ex-gf give my dog a handjob. Lol stupid bitch.
>>710621217
Science is moving fast, and you will be identified through DNA within a decade or so.
>>710626903
It's no big deal. Everything you hear about twenty year old virgins being losers is just bullshit designed to make people feel insecure about themselves. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 25 and I still enjoy a normal sex life. Don't worry about it.
I have only ever loved people with the sound /ɑːn/ in their name
>>710626983
Traveling on your own through Mexico will do that.
>>710612640
Fuck with her good , fuck her friends , break up with her and cut off all contact before she can say anything
>>710623266
Once one does, the others will come forward. Good.
I have information that will lead to the indictment of Hilary Clinton.
>>710623266
They might. And now you get to spend the rest of your life not knowing if they will. It's not an ideal punishment, but the thought of it is still enough to get me erect.
>>710626903
Get into something else. Start making money at it. Then you won't be able to chase pussy away with a stick. But don't get married to the first bitch who lets you fuck her. Don't even tell them you love them.
>>710625636
what, how old was she when that happened? also why were you visiting? you didn't live there at the time?
>>710623266
No shit. Maybe think of that first dumbass.
I kicked a rock into a wheelchair guy by accident, he fell off.... I didn't help him up....
>>710627768
How fucking big was this rock?
I occasionally share pics of a girl I used to know in fb fap threads. I dont know why, it always leaves me missing her and feeling depressed.
What this thread needs is some pron.
>>710627944
palm of a kids hand, I was by a lake and didn't see some guy was going up the path.
>>710628115
I just dont understand how a rock would make a guy fall out off his wheelchair.
I'm a panty thief. Everytime I have the chance I steal a pair or two from female friends. Even if they're not hot.
>>710626903
I love my virginity when i was 22, haven't stopped fucking since that day (25 now).
And when i was 21-22 i also posted on 4chan about how i was a kissless virgin.
All three girls i've fucked i met via phone meet apps, if that's any help. The third girl, i've been with two years now,
>>710628201
Kicked it off a cliff onto the kid, and it weighed like 30lbs.
>>710628201
idfk either man, maybe he skidded a little before he fell out? I blame physics
>>710620555
All chicks are damaged you silly anon
>>710628303
>kleptopantiac
>>710626532
Seems like he hit a sore spot. You must have been cucked in the past huh butthurt-anon? Or are you just mad that he's fucked at least two girls and you can't get one? Tell us all about it, that is the point of these threads afterall.
I clothes-lined a kid on a bike with fishing line when I was a kid. Found out later it fucked him up.
>>710628344
What apps do you use? Tinder?
>>710624897
If there is a hell then there is a heaven and since you aren't saved by Jesus, you are wishing yourself into a eternity in hell also. Enjoy burning you self righteous prick.
>>710628556
Probably. I do like stealing stuff. It's probably more about the thrill of stealing something so personal than anything sexual.
>>710627547
lol, I hope this is tre and you never post it. I don' care about politics at all but seeing Trumpfags get mad is hilarious. They get so desperate and scared at the thought of him losing.
>>710626532
>cucks
I don't think you know what that means...
>>710620937
>Lol what a fucking bitch. You sound like an honest guy but seriously you should've left her on the highway to get raped by dirty spics. Talking shit after you give her a ride. Fucking ingrate.
Did you get her name/identify?
>>710621217
Please show us some mails
If everyone in this thread killed themselves I think the world would be a better place.
>>710621217
What you find out when they're ovulating before you have a one night stand with them and then dont use a condom? Sounds fake.
>>710628858
I think someone is going to try and start an uprising if he loses. Theyll fail and get fucked up but it would be interesting to watch as an outsider.
I'd like to fuck my cousin and I feel bad for this cause I know I'm perverted
>>710629166
Make a start then, You're in this thread now fag fucking kill your self then. Go on be a man.
>>710629464
I was including myself in my comment.
This one has fucked me up for life.
>Be 10 years old
>Playing outside with my 3 year old brother
>Pretending there's monsters everywhere
>Tell him to go hide under the neighbors car
>Faggot monsters won't get him
>Mom tells us to come inside for lunch
>Decide to not tell brother and keep his ass waiting
>Mom asks where he is
>Say I have no idea, prolly the backyard
>Laugh to myself
>Hear the neighbor scream
>Mom and I rush outside
>Neighbor torn in half
>Faggot as monster killed her
>Brother still safe under the car
>>710629412
It's fine, but can be dangerous. I had an affair with my married cousin for a few months. It started as just sex but she caught feelings and it really fucked things up for our friendship.
>>710625776
Guessing the younger sister is happy to always be second place..
3 years ago, i took a pic of my own ass and fapped to it. since that day. i hate myself.
>>710629574
Kek'd
>>710618419
hahahaha
I like to jerkoff outside. In a empry street, in front of parks, squares, etc.
Always do it when there's no one around. Never been caught.
The strongest cummings that i had was on these situations.
>>710625206
What about a highschool senior
>>710606074
Yes, depression can diminish memory.
>>710628949
Yeah. She knows who I am, too. I don't think she's waiting for a call lol. I would be interested if it had any lasting effects, like if she rubs off thinking about it ever or if she can't stand anal or goes off on boyfriends if they do something that reminds her of me.
I like fucking fat chicks
>>710631610
As long as legal. I'd go younger, but risks are too high.
>>710628949
Probably turned her gay lol. I laugh because I don't really care. Not really.
>>710603732
i actually like taylor swift
