New bread for you fags, have fun
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
New bread for you fags, have fun
well just look at this mess you've made now
what is this thread for
NOT THIS
>>710572415
Highest quality degenreacy
>>710571898
fucking tossers starting a bread and not backing it.
this thread was an unwanted child
>>710572520
I don't got much material :/
>>710572489
Muscular tomboys?
>>710572634
>Demos was an unwanted child
Fix'd
>>710572520
sometimes I forget your a brit until you say stuff like this.
Cuntboys?
>>710572776
>>710572934
Please
>>710572999
>999
I'm sorry for bully. You set it up tho
>>710572826
hahah and i'm not even a brit mate.
How you going man?
>>710573221
i can't deal with bullies
it shatters my feeble heart
>>710572934
I was dating a cuntboy, but he didn't want me to fuck his vag so i had to break up with him :'(
>>710573267
I knew you were an aussie but my mind kept telling me "no his british".
I'm doing pretty good, got some pizza and watching some videos with luc. I'm gunna enjoy it a lot when he comes down~
>>710573369
I said sorry :(
>>710573267
Ain't I gonna get a greeting?
>>710573508
BUT DID YOU MEAN IT?
>>710573599
Mmaaayybe
>>710573701
you better behave
or else i'll call the bully patrol on you
>>710573806
What'll they do to me?
>>710573453
That's soon right?
How long will he be down for?
>>710573522
You did get one. about your baking skills or lock of them.
Hows the employment office go?
>>710573977
you don't wanna know
don't touch daddies tits
>>710574091
I can take it
>>710574079
Dance.
>>710574079
A week and in a few days.
>>710574218
it's so terrifying, i don't even know what it is
>>710574079
It ain't about skills, I just can't be bothered to search for good pics to post :p
It went fine, we discussed this and that, nothing really concrete yet but we're getting there. What're you up to?
>>710574079
yea he will be here wednesday
>>710574219
i'm shy...
>>710574234
:) get lots of pictures!
>>710574502
yeah you are a lazy contribuitor.
farming time on warframe!
>>710574429
I laugh in the face of danger
>>710574711
of what
>>710574737
what does danger's face look like?
>>710574711
Meh it's going fine without my help, and I never contribute regardless. What's the difference :P
Do you got, like cows and stuff?
>>710574711
Do it for Bananders.
>>710572934
Here you go
>>710574767
i don't know. what every you end up doing i spose.
>>710574979
no, i do tigers only
>>710574990
He ain't got no money to put in my jock
>>710574990
Schh, he can't know I'm into that o_o
>>710574927
He's sassy
>>710575303
Each other?
>>710575303
Oh by the way, my family is NOT farmers
what's it like living with a family of farmers?
Like living in a suburb area, if that's what being a famly of farmers means
so is that good or bad
>>710575403
yeah if that's all you end up doing :)
>>710575505
uhhh ok, why did you think i thought that?
Good I suppose, I'm mostly indifferent
>>710576017
Cause you insisted on that once a while back
oh it's demos
I hadn't seen you in a few days so I assumed you were dead or something
>>710576217
he was trapped in my bed
hello grandpa
nah i was merely trapped in Barry's bed being smothered in kisses
>>710576133
did I?
it's must've been awhile, i'm sure i didn't mean anything by it.
>>710573267
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>>710576362
>>710576295
Yeah that happens with my cat sometimes.
Met my new brother-in-law today. He seems like an alright dude. Apparently he gave up Islam to be with my sister.
>>710576362
wow that's pretty gay
and I won't be a grandpa for like, at least 7 more years. Probably.
>>710576017
Well, I don't know what else.
>>710576425
that's fucking great!
>tfw you're kept up by the memes.
>>710576424
Not that there's anything wrong with being a farmer, but just saying we're not. You insisted we're farmers cause we live outside a small city and eat eggs from aunt's chickens sometimes :p
barry needs to change his sheets
>>710576490
i have many-a gay thing planned for my future
mainly involving kissing dudes
on the m o u t h .
>at least 7 more years
how old did you say your daughter was?
>>710576651
She turned 10 this year.
>captchya
>"Humps for 600yds"
>tfw your humps are 0yds
>Immediate depression
>>710576817
how magical
i'd hope for at least 13 more years before a child personally
i really don't wanna be the parent with a pregnant child at 16 and one with a grandchild at 17.
my humps
my lovely lady lumps
check it out
>>710577083
Well my parents didn't want that either, but that's what happened.
I did say at LEAST 7 years. 7 is the minimum. It isn't the optimal.
>>710577211
oh really? i didn't know that about you
so has she decided what she wants to major in?
>>710577518
How old do you think I am? And no, she hasn't.
>>710577655
nibi post cute cuddles
>>710577701
31?
no shame for that; i can totally relate to her. i was as undecided then as i am now.
You dont like anything I post so I wouldnt know what to post.
>>710577850
27. Samjam was born when I was 17
If she doesn't have a strong idea when she's nearing the end of high school I'll probably ask some of my friends and see if I can get her into a trade. Tradies always needed.
I wanna get me a relationship like these dudes
You people are fucking boring.
>>710579357
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
Except you, Nibi. You're interesting.
Squash is also interesting.
>>710579714
If only.
>>710579813
Sure, yeah. That's... Okay.
squash is squishy
>>710580039
I suppose. You seem to find people interesting when they are kind of loony.
I don't know whether I'm more exhausted or horny.
life is truly suffering.
i feel that
>>710580256
Sleep or jerk off. If it doesn't go away just do the other.
>>710580151
Who exactly is loony that I find interesting?
>>710580350
Nibi.
Loony by my standards.
don't wanna sleep cause you're horny, and then you don't wanna jerk it because you're too tired to go at it long enough to make it feel worth while.
quite the conundrum
More like this pls
>>710580521
This is like that image, but not quite as I have given him a eye piece and facial hair.
>>710580415
By my standards he is not.
I gave the top a lot of insecurities and childhood issues, but that hurt is on the inside.
9.5/10
>>710580803
>>710580906
Good evening.
I see how it is, Squash. Someone new comes along and you just drop me like a sack of moldy potatoes.
>>710581040
Yes.
>>710581060
I was not sure how to progress with that.
>>710580602
no
>>710581180
How has yours been?
>>710581180
You say that of course he's not because I'm a loony as well, then I say I'm not a loony.
>>710581288
Long as hell.
I have the weekend off though.
>>710581357
Disagree.
>>710580722
Thats perfect tha k u
>>710581222
>>710581407
That is good, mine wasnot long, but definitely boring. I got called into work for the first time in forever and spent half my day doing that.
Had some nice fajitas for dinner though, that gave it a nice ending.
>>710581407
Disagree with what?
More?
>>710578084
>born at 17
And you didn't abort? what a disgusting piece of shit you are
>>710581507
Do you know what they call fajitas in California?
>>710581633
we call them fajitas like everyone else
>>710581712
Maybe in that shitty awful part of the state known as Northern California. I'm talking about California, not South Oregon, you god damn shame faced goomba.
Nobody said no, so I'll take it as a yes.
>>710581423
that neither
barry honey don't talk to strange men on the internet
>>710581828
I'd rather live in South Oregon than North Mexico
>>710582082
At least North Mexico is exciting and contributes to culture. What did y'all contribute? Hippies? Oh, how ever could we have continued living if it weren't for hippies?
obviousl fuh-jaitus is how to say fajita
hippies>beaners
>>710582049
sorry babe
Beaners>Hippies and all the other trash you have up there. NorCal is literal garbage.
>>710582240
>>710582179
Oh how ever could we continue to live without your so enriching Mexican culture
I want to buy a gun but I'd probably kill myself with it.
hes right barry just leave cali already
>>710582482
ok but what's the bad news
>>710582445
W-WEW
Basically everyone > Native Americans
Is the general opinion of all humanity.
>>710582532
I'm running out of shitty images to post in a hope for getting some form of human attention.
>>710582471
Mexican culture is fun as hell. It's like fucking Miro's Harlequin Carnival, Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights, and de Chirico's The Mystery and Melancholy of a Street all rolled into one phantasmagorical interzone between life and death.
>>710582344
as a beaner I appreciate this.
currently living in the bay area, I agree with it as well.
northeast California like modoc has good country folk though who are not "norcal" at all.
>>710582801
I thought you lived in Texas
which is basically mexico
kissshot more like pissshot
>>710582984
A beaner saved my life. My best friend was born and lived in Mexico for the first five years of his life, his parents were both from Veracruz, in the second half of 2012 to the first half of 2013 I was bordering on being homeless and couldn't even afford to buy food. For that entire period he and his family basically treated me like one of their own, making sure I was fed and always had a place to stay.
>>710583175
Texas is nothing like Mexico.
>>710582801
I'm sure you can make most places sound exciting or like shit. I can definitely live without Mexican culture
>>710583483
It used to be though.
I have spent all my texas time in houston/dallas fort worth.
Sometimes I miss whattaburger.
AM more like dAMn you're fat
oh hey kissu
Grape already made that joke, and it was not funny that time either.
clean
>>710583572
I can't make Swedish culture, Finnish culture, or Canadian culture sound exciting or necessarily shitty.
>>710583664
Sure, just like all of California, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, and Utah. All South West United States was once Mexican. I am in Austin. I do not really like it.
>>710582593
That isn't true, Native Americans aren't less than Australian Aboriginals.
>>710584017
I would not like that either.
Austin is the Portland of Texas.
Portland sucks.
>>710584017
That might be because you don't know anything about then you . I live in a heavily Mexican populated area and I can make it sound like dogshit
>>710584066
I think I'd put them a tier above african bushmen too
>>710584151
you don't like paying 30 dollars for a latte that's half kale and comes with complimentary terrible facial hair?
>>710584066
Yes, people hate us just about the same or maybe more.
>>710584066
>>710584066
>>710584066
Literally a failed race. In the thousands of years they were there before whites showed up, they invented a pointed stick.
>>710584151
Like I said, I do not like it here.
>>710584212
I doubt that, but okay. And I've lived around Mexicans my entire life.
>>710584255
I do not.
I do my best to avoid LA, San Fran, Austin, Portland, New York City, and Seattle.
>>710584264
Pretty sure no one hates you as much as they, rightfully, hate the abbos
>>710584430
>philly not included
you already know
>>710583833
What joke?
>>710584255
I have respect for actual bushmen, it's the inbred alcoholics I dislike
>>710584264
I dunno, it's hard to hate people more than people hate Abos.
>>710584353
Which is fine, it makes sense. There was no foreigners with different technology or weapons to encourage improvement. All you needed was to stab the other guy harder. Aus land is terrible for farming as well and Aus has few native plants good for eating. Agriculture was out.
I don't hate them for what they failed to achieve before the white man came, I hate them for what they have squandered since he arrived. They have way more options for welfare, education and employment than anyone else. They choose to be the way they are.
>>710584777
the one AM made
>>710584490
I did not know philly was trash, I don't know much about it.
>>710584777
any race of people that makes CD trays out of their lower lips is probably not worth much consideration is all I'm saying
actually I'm not sure if that's african bushmen, africans are all more or less the same shit to me
>>710584834
no philly's great that's why you didn't include it
>>710584834
Ah
Oh, I met my new brother-in-law today. He seems alright. Didn't speak much but this is basically his first time out of Morocco so it probably seems a bit weird.
>>710584920
>any race of people that makes CD trays out of their lower lips
You mean like some white people do with those piercing widener things? And neck tattoos and shit.
>>710581828
Oregon is a good place. Mountains and deserts.
>>710585045
christ those people are ABOMINABLE
body modification is the absolute worst I know a dude who's apparently done some nutty shit to his nutsack and I wish I didn't know that
>>710585086
but katia lives there
>>710585086
don't forget coastal redwoods as well, same as northern ca
>>710584430
Doubt
>>710584777
You hate me more than you hate abbos.
