ITT we visit 2 chan and bring some weird shit back
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ITT we visit 2 chan and bring some weird shit back
>>710570850
Wow didnt think new b still did this.
Bump
>>710571036
Haven't seen bread like this in a while so thought I'd try to get a half decent thread going
>>710571199
i bet it dies and falls to nothing. People dont want to put in that work. Lazy cunts wound't even do it to prove me wrong. Good try anon but /b/ failed you.
>>710571743
>implying you are any different
>>710571872
Did it to prove you wrong nigger!
i found a cat
OP here. This place is hard to navigate
Not too hard
some neat stuff there, kinda wish i could read moon runes.
>>710572471
Yes it is. and my translator thing isn't working.
For this pic i just found. What is it saying?
YOUA THINK YOU CANA COM INTO MY 2CHAN AND STEAL MY SHIT YOU BAKA SEMPI CHAN!!!!
YAHHHHH!!!
OP again
this is everywhere on their /pol/
i found their /3/, it's as dead as ours.
>>710573106
What do their squiggles that mean pol look like
Mostly garbage manga and Lolita bullshit. Damn japseyes
This is a cool one. So dose Japan support trump or Hillwhorey more?
Found one board that seems to be all about natural disasters.
HOLY SHIT! 2chan is more weeb than 4chan. FUCK THAT!!!
All these god damn weeaboos fucking up my country
>>710573694
lazy. This was the first picture on the first board in the list.
>>710573669
Got me giggling
they have a parenting board. dear god why
>>710574112
I found this on what i think is a gaming board? for consoles maybe? most of the threads on it seem to be about PS stuff like the VR and PS4 and the new Nintendo trashy portable.
keep it classy Japan.
>>710574212
really?
>>710574269
I found this on the same board. Along with more Sony threads.
>>710573078
At least they clean their food before they eat it
>>710574294
That bitch could be 40 years old anon, you never know with them.
>>710570850
Ok
>>710574475
This isnt a fucking anime fucktard! Thats a child and you know it.
>>710574294
>File name
Lost
>Nerve gas???
>>710574622
I could post a child that does porn, then.
>>710574012
You do know its japan right? so its weeb galore
>>710574012
>Japanese board
>Weeb
>>710574781
Nah, first class on a train in India.
>>710574605
wonder those squinty eyed gooks are sayin about us.
pretty sure it rhymes with, chink chow ching cha
>>710574414
Metal Gear Reimu?
im guessing they are ctr
>>710572685
i believe thats the chief japo being coerced by obama.
what is 2ch verion of /b?
>>710573904
Remember seeing this once. Lady actually had her neck snapped right?
They have an entire board dedicated to mahjong?
neat
What do
>>710575319
get on the right site
>>710575319
shit on the left is boards, click things and magic happens.
>>710575446
http://services.4-ch.net/2chportal/
cp as been found
>>710575312
One of those is me, one of those is OP, The middle two in your list added to the post count when they posted.
>>710574468
Anpan man!!!
>>710575768
where? 4chan?
>>710575768
show it my nigga!
>>710575870
>>710575871
on 2chan
>>710575624
best post in thread
>>710575582
Will do
>>710574060
Mother fucker, I looked elsewhere. I got tired of searching.
Someone make a thread in one of these boards
>>710576051
Wtf!
>>710576136
THIS
>>710576051
>>710573106
Thats the Korean president. She got busted having some weird religious advisor. Hillary email scandal x 40.
i dont even
>>710576256
Why is this hot?
>>710576503
cause u gay
>>710576503
because you love the cock
I am attempting to communicate with them
the herbivore males have an army board. https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://www.2chan.net/&prev=search
>>710576718
CAPTCHA was the "select the street signs" one... irony.
>>710576796
best ever. nothing could top this
I found this...
>>710575199
It's pronounced "Nintendo " in Japan.
>>710575169
It used to be called VIP , years ago... I mean like 2006 era. Maybe still is
Which of these is their equivalent to /b/?
also, interesting to see what makes a board there, vs here
i dont speak ching chong so this was all i could find
>>710574707
Real or Fake?
Has science gone too far?
Found this
Fourth girl
lurking this thread for that oldfag feel. this place is total shit now.
>>710577178
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.2chan.net%2F
Learn to Internet.
kek
heres a translation you stupid fucks
http://www.bluethree.us/futaba/
∩ _rﾍ / ヽ∩
. ／＿ノυ＿＿＿ιヽ＿ ＼
／ ／ ／⌒ ⌒＼ ヽ ＼
( く ／（ ●） （●）＼ > ） 子分の頭は
＼ ｀／::::::⌒（__人__）⌒:::::＼' ／
ヽ| |r┬-| |/
＼ `ー'´ ／
(( (ヽ三/) (ヽ三/) ））
. (((i ) ＿＿＿ ( i)))
／ ／ ／_ノ ヽ_＼ ヽ ＼
( く ／（ ●） （●）＼ > ） 一生くるくる
＼ ｀／::::::⌒（__人__）⌒:::::＼' ／
ヽ| ￣ |/
＼ ／
∩∩∩ . ∩∩∩
.∩_:||_:|_:| |_:||_:|_:∩
│ ___ つ ⊂ ___ │
ヽ ノ ＿＿＿ ヽ ノ
／ ／ ／_ノ ヽ､_＼ ヽ ＼
( く oﾟ(（●）) (（●）)ﾟo > ） パーだおｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
＼ ｀／::::::⌒（__人__）⌒:::::＼' ／ AAをこの似非スレに貼り付けて埋め立て消滅させよう！
ヽ| |r┬-| |/
＼ | | | ／
| | |
`ー'´
>>710577297
>google translate kek
>learn to rely on shit tier translations that are almost always incorrect KEK OMG ZOZZLE NIGG NOGG FAMALAM
>>710574012
Comes to anime image board, complains about weebs.
GTFO normie newfag piece of shit Hillary CTR cunt.
"Useful to have ass skin, such as when you make one in during the snow action."
>>710574427
His reaction is great.
im not even sure
GOD DAMNIT WHY
WHY DID YOU LEAVE
>>710577559
>>710577425
>>710577297
JUST LOOK AT THIS MESS NOW
>>710576769
laughed at this though.
they love him too,
>>710577532
Yeah, pretty much. I don't care about it being correct but it's easier to remember I clicked on "ramen" instead of "triangle over house with slash" or some shit.
found some weebs
>>710577773
>4 posts away from quints
>>710577928
Would like a translation.
They're learining
>>710577953
if only quasi-quints could bring him back to us
i just dont know, wish i did
>>710578054
impressive
>>710578097
>Black lives matter
x^x = x↑2
x^(x^x)=x↑3
x^(x^(x^x))=x↑4
と表記する。
lim(x→∞) a↑x (a>0)
が発散しないaの範囲を求めよ。
Some nip funeral van? And why nips so small pictures?
>>710578097
>>710578254
i have no idea what the math or moonspeak is but i assume one of them says "prove me wrong faggots”
>>710578097
I'm pretty sure the ones on the left are anti-american-troops-in-japan protestors
>>710573495
Handel, "Baha", Ri ri suke?
Nice to see they know what a real MMORPG is.
>>710578300
More efficient.
>>710578208
>>710578319
>>710578453
>>710578497
>>710578384
nigger those are japanese pliers
>>710578539
>>710574622
But their age of consent is waaaaay lower than ours. So it might be legal. Shit, that's from the telly.
>>710578384
Wow was made before UO.
ok
>>710578400
low resolution screens more like
>>710578580
>>710578676
kekked
they seem VERY worked up about this
>>710578931
God damned cranes always building shit
>>710572462
for a supposed imageboard, it sure is hard to find any pics
>>710579022
have no idea whats going on
>>710570850
is this supposed to be making fun of the fact that japs don't understand how a non-squatting toilet works?
i'll shit the american way and take the comfort along with the herpes from the toilet seat
>>710579148
>780x552
sort it out fam
>>710578097
<---- "Left wing"
-----> "Monkeys"
>>710570850
This is my weirdest fetish..
>>710579296
>>710579333
this just confuses me even more. are they having a refugee crisis? thats what the left picture looks like to me.
>>710579334
What the fuck is this?
>only an asian dick would be small enough to fuck a nipple hole
>>710579391
Left wing protest vs monkeys.
>>710579458
Skin stretches, dumbshit. I'd make it work.
>>710579391
Nah, they are comparing left wing protestors to monkeys - the other poster was right in assuming that the protestors are against US military bases. The right wing in Japan hates the US military presence too, but not as much as they hate China/Korea.
WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME BICH
SAY AGAN
SAY IT AGAN
>>710579458
nipples dont even have holes like that. not how nipples work. i have no idea what this is.
These guys really suck at making Godzilla look good.
"Godzilla is a 1998 American science fiction monster film directed and co-written by Roland Emmerich"
This is the best Japan can do in 2016?
I am dissapoint.
I'm done
>>710579391
They are saying left wingers are monkeys. Jesus fucking Christ. Are you voting hillary or something?
>>710579605
See thats what I was thinking too. The left looks like poor chinese people trying to get into their country and the right looks like they're comparing chinese people to monkeys.
They hate the US military presence though? Why? I know nothing about Japanese politics unfortunately.
>>710579612
It's called surgery. Yes, it's an actual procedure. It's not that common, but it makes some pornstars some serious bank.
>>710579612
have you ever saw tits youngfag?
>>710579664
Satan trips denied. Bait failed anon-kun.
>>710579745
Order me one too, anon.
>>710579750
>Jesus fucking Christ what do you do?
>LIVE IN AMERICA? KEK
>>710577694
Bazinga
>>710579764
Why? Because foreign troops have occupied their country for more than half a century, and Japanese girls keep getting raped and murdered by drunk Americans.
>>710574012
It's japan. But since we're on the subject go find a major Japanese social media presence (sports team, entertainment page etc) and click a post and look at all the profiles. NOTHING but anime profile pics. I mean it. You'll be lucky to find a user with an actual pic of themselves. Fucking weirdos
>>710579612
>>710579750
>>710579543
>>710579334
moar
>>710579803
have you ever sucked lactating milk out of your cousins tits? thats not how it works.
>>710579942
Japan is full of people who spend the majority of their lives actually LIVING in video game cafes. Yes, a lot of Japan is fucking weird. You see way less of that crap in the countryside though.
2chan freaks.
>>710579664
Another rip off of an American Classic; Voltron.
>>710580046
>bragging about this
>>710579334
The. Fuck.
>>710580110
>He designated as Zapp be will snu-snu'd by the large women
>>710580067
>countryside
what's yalls version of rednecks? rice farmers?
>>710580110
Death by snu-snu?
>>710577660
Kek
More google translate posts!
>>710580135
>>710580110
Watched this a few months back on pornhub. Can't say this is a Japan exclusive. I've also seen other weirder shit too.
>>710580207
I've only visited Japan, I'm from the U.S, anon.
And yea there are some rice farmers, but that's not where I went. It was just a small village, a few farmers, a few who worked at some industrial plant, and the rest were pretty much just working in restaurant and city functions. Pretty much a version of a small industrial town here in the U.S. with smaller roads.
http://dec.2chan.net/60/src/1478323946871.jpg
>>710580357
>>710580520
Also, a bit of this too.
>>710580203
>>710580250
I could go for a death by snu-snu right about now.
>>710580601
where did the fetish come from?
>>710574414
Metal Gear Raymoo
>>710570850
Brb im going to church
>>710580663
Where do all fetishes come from?
Weirdest fucking country.
>>710580894
long nights of daddy beating mommy and stale bread for supper for 17 years?
>>710579385
>What would you change about yourself
>Nothing
Not even the fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>710580958
I would like to know more about the meta of this game
>ITT we learn it gets weirder on 2chan than it does on 4chan
>>710579334
HOW?
>>710581068
wtf do you think happens when you nuke a county?
Yea well jap kids get to live out wincest fantasies because its common for moms to jerk or suck off their kids so they focus on studying instead of chasing girls. So who's the real winner here?
>>710581008
Never happened to me... But I guess that's where a few forms of fetishes come from.
These folks are disturbing.
We may need to bomb them again, but instead of targeting industrial districts, we go for the internet cafe districts this time.
>>710581149
>>710581150
citation needed. for fapping purposes
>>710581135
Surgery.
Read >>710579786 for why.
huh
>>710581242
This. They seem to have 2 boards (?) dedicated to guro.
>>710581150
kys on so many levels.
>>710581372
i do this tho
>>710581150
>its common for moms to jerk or suck off their kids so they focus on studying instead of chasing girls.
I doubt it. Sauce?
>>710581008
Oh my god, stop yourself. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>710575186
no, it was shooped to look more dramatic.
in the original shes tilted her head a bit, but not chingchong demon style.
>>710581502
filename
>>710581613
applesauce
>>710577759
STOP PLAYIN NIGGA
>>710581242
RACIST GAIJIN NO RIKE GURO?!?!?! FUCKA YOO GURO HATING BAKA!!! YOO NEED RIKE GURO NOW!!!!
why do japanese officials think blurring a dick actually censors it?
>color
>shape
>actions
Its VERY OBVIOUS that the blurred image is a dick. theres no point in trying to hide it.
>>710581902
Seeing is believing anon
Japan is rallying the troops of China, North Korea, South Korea and quite possibly Russia. They are up to something, Anon. This could be the start of WW3!
Keep in mind your nearest military recruitment facility.
>>710573846
Probably Hillary considering Trump has said he wants NATO, Japan, and South Korea to pay for our protection. But then again, they could just not give a shit.
>>710581902
Because Japs love censorship.
>>710573947
Link?
>>710579334
What in the actual fuck
New thread?
>>710582060
Troops? The japs are so fucked from radiation mentally and physically the only practical use for them is background actors in a live action FALLOUT feature film
Image limit reached. Fuck
Just when we were discovering their plot to attack America!
Quick, start a new thread!
>>710582255
new thread, we reached the image limit
>>710582255
