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ITT: Were all in a fort i made.
>>710570561
Did you just fart?
Scoot over I can barely sit down
nice one reggie
sooooo..... I got some sharpies if anyone wants to stick one in their pooper.
>>710570689
No that was dave damit!
How long will we hold?
>>710570937
Na man we gotta sniff that shit i heard it gets you hella lit.
Hope you guys dont mind if I just go ahead and fap here
>>710571084
Until mommy and daddy are done yelling
i brought my pocket ravioli, who wants some?
hey get off my lap you fucking gay
>>710571215
What if daddy breaks the fort again in a drunken rage?
>>710571180
who just touched my dick!
Did anyone thing of a name of the fort?
>>710571215
>>710571305
Memememe
guys look out the illegals are gonna fuck up one of our walls
>>710570561
dood, we need a bigger fort, there are 13 of us.
We need to expand our borders
>>710571595
Where did all these guys come from? we need some serious expansion.
is this the beta uprising thread?
>>710570561
I WANNA GET OUT
i can't breathe
MUH INHALER
>>710571595
well than go get more pillows, unless your afraid of a few illegal immigrants
>>710571665
Thanks for the support Carl. I'm thinking the southern battlement?
>>710571668
they're the fucking illegals i warned of
>>710571757
Shit
>>710571677
dubs demand the beta uprising
>>710571740
The girls own that territory we need to be careful.
>>710571818
Just get in the fort, Timmy
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STAND UP AND FUCK HIS HARD WORK UP, JERRY?
Hey kiddos, wanna play?;)
>>710571801
get your fucking guns johny this is the alamo all over again
>>710570561
You fucking pathetic retard! don't you understand the racial biased you're portraying by putting Americas great Nintendo leader in a couch fort? do you even understand what you just did??? I mean holy fuck, this cannot be real. Why the fuck would anyone including the MODS let this happen! Are you trying to get a rise out of me, because you've just made yourself look like a pathetic twat. report report REPORT!!!!!!!!
We need a no girls allowed sign!
>>710571846
Heck, that's right. Wouldn't want any cooties I'm thinking germ warfare, booger launchers?
>brought my own pillow
>>710571595
here ya go
>>710571948
Nice job Pat, help me expand.
>>710571846
Oh fuck dude. We can't go there we'll catch cooties!
>>710570561
all right! who's grabbin my ass?
>>710571937
But the Geneva convention fuck it war is hell
>>710571935
ha ha ha why
Guys i've got a huge erection can someone help
OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT!! TIME TO FUCKING MOSH!!
>>710571960
Sweet, but there are a lot us now, so we're going to have to encroach on the girl's land.
>>710571861
you never remember my name Gerald, I almost feel unwanted
i'll stand watch guys, i wont let any niggers or mudslimes invade us
>>710572047
To keep the illegals out. Besides, we don't want a cootie outbreak.
Dude you got any leftover candy from halloween?
GOD DAMNIT THE MUSLIMS FUCKING TOOK OUR SISTER FORT, EUROPE
>>710572052
Unzip a cushion private we're here for the long run.
where is the bathroom?
>>710572103
Timmy, I'm sorry. Don't go, we need all the men we can get to combat the girls. See the weapon master
>>710572023
for details.
>>710572142
no, chad took it all
>>710572142
None for you
>>710570561
fuck y'all, im making my own fort, with blackjack & hookers
can i enter your fort?
i am mexican, i bring empanadas
>>710572255
Fucks sake. Ofcourse chad took it. All he does is browse 4chan all day and eat fucking candy. what a fat fuck. Nice dubs tho
MOM WHEN ARE THE PIZZA ROLLS GONNA BE DONE WE NEED SUPPLIES
Message from the Girls camp:
Girls rule, Boys drool!
>>710572255
Chad you fucking jap cunt this is why we nuked your asses
>>710571685
Who let in the nigger?
>>710572347
Damnit Jerry, put the airsoft gun down, we're going nuclear.
>>710572023
Prepare the tsar booga
>>710572442
Declaration of war!
Hey guys!! I just took stole from the black fort. Don't worry, I sterilized them with my pee to avoid their AIDS. We can expand toward the girl's territory.
whos gonna swallow my cum
>>710572424
When i'm done blowing jamal, honey
guys ive just got news that the north fort has declared war on us. what the fuck do we do!?
I HAVE A PLAN GUYS.
We'll Gather Supplies. Build Siege weapons.
and Take over the Girls fort. WE'LL SMASH THOSE WHORE'S SKULLS IN.
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>710572391
Why don't you just move along..
>>710572501
Boys smell and have cooties
BTFO BOYS
>>710572442
HECK
>>710572504
GOOD JOB, SOLDIER!
>>710572512
What happened to Amruddin?
>>710572391
Lets get that wall going
>>710570561
First one to pull down their pants wins!
Alright, whats going on here, We recieved a noise complaint and it appears you've made a pillow for without a building permit, thats a class III violation
who is the president of the fart?
>>710572442
Do you have a feminine penis?
>>710572546
We...we...WE PREPARE THE TSAR BOOGA 2.0!
>>710572581
We need men to go undercover behind enemy lines.
>>710572614
Oh HECK! Quick, load the booger cannons!
>>710572614
FUCK YOU DADDY UR NOT MY MOM
>>710572676
Too many are important to the mission! We need a girl on the inside!
Guys its alright, i smuggled some weapons in
>>710572676
Send the traps into the Girls camp!
>>710572706
LOADING NOW
We've had reports of jews being around here.
Would you aryan boys know anything about that?
Alright, everybody settle down! We need to be organized if we want to expand into the girl's territory while also fighting the North fort.
>>710572492
i wish i had an airsoft mosin
>>710572787
We can always count on you, billy. You're a good man.
>>710572771
I heard that Skylar was a tomboy maybe she we'll join our numbers.
>>710572828
William is right. We need a battle plan.
Message from the Girl's camp:
Will send used panties if you fuck off
>>710572805
We can't have them become infected with cooties, so we'll need to put plastic bags over their heads and tie them around their necks.
>>710572546
Private Teddy reporting for duty
everyone hop on their scooticles were attacking the north!
>>710572874
Alright, Skylar is our inside girl. Now we need someone to infiltrate the north fort.
PILLOW FORTS CLOSED! ONLY TRIPS (the password) CAN GET IN!
>>710572946
EW!! THat's a prime source of cooties!
How's are supply of doritos?
>>710572998
Any volunteers?
>>710572573
>>710572606
por favor gringos open the border, we just want a better life
>>710573031
4 bags left, 3 nacho cheese and a ranch.
>>710572998
shes a spy dammnit we cant trust any of them
>>710573025
idk might be cool
>>710572998
We need a scout to see what we're facing?
>>710571477
Oh thats yours? . .can you touch mine now?
We grab them by the pussy!>>710572915
>>710573128
Yes. We need one now. Are you volunteering?
>>710573113
Is that insubordination, Private? Because I can just throw you into the black fort. I will.
>>710573187
God damnit Carlos
guys i have cooties, i wont let it spread... goodbye
Theres so many dicks in my face!
>>710573225
CHESTER! NO!!!
>>710573225
NOOOOO MR GINGER, GUYS HE HAD THE WIFI CODE
>>710573191
Yes sir I'll scout the base
>>710573225
He was a good man but, we can't become disheartened by this. Clean up the corpse.
>>710573103
I BROUGHT THE REST OF THE PIZZA ROLLS
>>710573313
someone has to reset the router with a clip
>>710573325
Good man. After we lost Chester, you're our best scout. You'll be getting double dorito rations.
>>710573328
We need to make protocols for cootie outbreaks
>>710572981
That actually looks fun
>>710573223
But daddy trump!
>>710573393
HECK YES
>>710573393
Good I will cover them in semen
>>710572093
its war then
guys i found this slimy sock in dads room. what should we do with it?
Message from the girl's camp:
Who sent the Traps? Skylar's got a mouthful and they can't do their make-up for shit.
>>710573492
It's always been war, Jerome.
Okay, William here, we need to wait for our trap scout to come back and tell us about their base. For now, we need to kill these Northern scouts that our men are I've spotted outside the fort.
>>710573520
Lets use it to choke the girls when we attack!
>>710573428
Sir they have a weak point in their rear wall I suggest we attack at night using our spygear goggles.
>>710573584
heck yeah. good idea.
wtf is this white stuff in it?
>>710573415
I CANT DO IT GENERAL THERE MIGHT BE GIRLS OUT THERE, OR NIGGERS, OR ILLIGALS OR,....... FUCKING SQUINTS.
>>710573492
Got the battle plans all written up allready
>>710573575
Then we can cover them in semen
>>710573575
Alright, Gerald here, only send a couple men, we can't have too many losses if there is an ambush.
>>710573659
Prolly ice cream man, make sure to keep it on the outside so we can still eat it after we kill the girls.
>>710573549
Shit how's the hazmat suits coming along? We'll need to make a direct approach
>>710573624
Send in the spygear rc to capture footage
>>710573709
ALright, I (William) will lead the attack. I need 4 men! Those of you who are ready to kill for your fort, rally here.
>>710573686
traitor
you dead
>>710573762
Gerald here, I've allocated 25% of our total production to hazmat suit tech. research.
>>710573819
aye aye CAPIN
>>710573769
Already done sir those bastards have a 2 liter mountain dew
>>710573819
Gerald here, I have your back, old friend. If we die, we die together.
>>710573756
I'm gonna eat it now.
this isn't ice cream..... ITS WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN ICE CREAM.
>>710573819
Captain my captain
>>710573932
SAVE ME SOME U MEANIE FACE!
>>710573819
Fernando the empanada guy here. I am a new fort citizen, i will die for my new fatherland
>>710573899
DAMNIT! HOW DID THEY SNEAK THAT PAST US?
>>710573958
ok here have some
>>710573970
>>710573954
>>710573881
>>710573930
ALright men! rally outside. And be ready to kill, fight, and die.
>>710573970
gtfo newfag
HOW MUCH LONGER FOR THE PIZZA ROLLS MOM?
>>710574047
Aye aye capin!
>>710574047
William, if I fall, don't hesitate to use my weapon against the enemy.
THE GIRLS SET UP AN AMBUSH SIR, THEY HIT US WITH TAMPONS AND MAXI PADS AS WE CAME THROUGH THE CREEK, DAVE HOT HIT SIR, THAT WHORE SKYLAR LEAD THEM, SHE'S A DOUBLE AGENT SIR!
FALL BACK, FALL BACK!
WE'RE DYING OUT HERE SIR, GREG GOT HIT IN THE FACE!
>>710574047
Lock loaded hurrah !
This is OP we got reports of a virus spreading through the fort, people have come to calling it gay we need to quarantine imminently!
>>710574044
thanks... This tastes just like the milk in the fridge!! god discover something new poophead
>>710570561
FART!
>>710574099
Hold fast! We rush them on my mark.
DO not fire the handheld booger cannons until you see the whites of their eyes!
ready..... GOOO!
>>710574047
CHARGE!
>>710574047
Fernando is a traitor, an illegal spic and spy
we are fucked
i guess we need to vote trump to get all the illegals out again
>>710574150
I WON'T FRIEND TAKE AS MANY AS YOU CAN !
>>710574204
>TARD SCREECH INTENSIFIES
IM COMING FOR UR POOTERS
Guys we're missing Transformers!
William here! I've taken a hit from a spitball! Medic!
>>710574333
>TARD SCREECH CALMS
fuc gimme
>>710574277
I'VE BEEN HIT! I'M TAKING HEAVY COOTIES! YOU'LL NEED TO KILL ME!
>>710574249
>>710574202
GAS!GAS! Mask on!
>>710574381
GIRLS RULE BOYS DROOL
GTFO NERDS
>>710574381
what happen to your ass?
GUYS THE NEW CALL OF DUTY CAME OUT!
I have to poop really bad... Anyone have a pot?
>>710574527
You know mom wont let us play its rated M
>>710573060
kek
>the mexican
>>710574423
I can't do it friend. We're two wounded wardogs. But we can't fail now. Let's show them we are to be feared. I'm going to spend my last breath killing as many as I can.
THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
DAMM
FUCKING NEWFAGS RUINS EVERYTHING
>>710574083
I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT IM BUSY. YOU ARE 27 YEARS OLD MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!!!!
>>710570561
we're*
>>710570561
Let's suck each other's dicks. It's not gay in a fort.
GUYS I BROUGHT MY NEW PONY WANNA PLAY
>>710571883
>>710574595
*Pulls out copy from backpack* she doesn't have to know.
>>710574527
see if Will's mum will buy the XB1 special edition that comes with NVGs
>>710574714
COOTIES!!
>>710571529
feminine penis.
>>710574669
Your right go make /b/ better with your trap threads
>>710571530
>filename
>>710574685
REEEEEEEEEE TENDIES NOW!
What's your rarest Pokemon card?
>>710574977
>>710574804
Hmm sounds good represents what we stand for.
Message from Girl Camp
Send Boi Bands plz
>>710575292
What're you gay?
>>710575342
Just reading the mail sir!
>>710575424
Oh ya then whats the secret password
>>710575424
Sorry Jim my nerves are getting the best of me I miss my mom.
Can my kat join our army?
>>710574783
SUICIDE BOMBER!
>>710575623
He's adorable! I vote yes.
Am I too late to get in?
>>710575927
Skin color and sex?
>>710575927
Get trips and u can come in, otherwise just stand outside and be a human shield for us
>>710575623
We will call him LT. Danger Paws
They got a heavy incoming!
so who brought the Wii U?
Fuckin Tyrone stole the remote again...nigs gonna nig
>>710576090
SENTRY!
>>710576109
Smash bros?
>>710576090
OH SHIET NIGGUH. GUYS BRING IN THE BOOGER ARTILERY. WE NEED TO GET THEM BEFORE THEY ARE TOO CLOSE
We need more war critters. Contributing
I found my brothers Hustler magazine
THE GIRLS ARE ATTACKING, THEY'RE THROWING TAMPONS AT THE WALLS, GREG GOT HIT, HE'S BLEEDING OUT!
WE NEED A MEDIC! MEDIC! MEEEEEDDDIIIIICCCC
>>710574333
>>710574381
>>710574714
>>710575642
Grad some ammo hear they come!
>>710576514
Some dorito powder will stabilize him
Water balloon bombardment NOW!
THEY'VE BREACHED THE WEST WALL, WE NEED BACKUP, THEY'RE STEALING THE PILLOWS! I REPEAT, STEALING THE PILLOWS! WE NEED BACKUP, I REPEAT, WE NEED BACKUP!
SSgt. Diggy of the 1st Armor has joined the fight, the cavalry has arrived bois
>>710576900
DEPLOYING LIGHTSABERS
O shit I got glitter all over me! MEDIC!
>>710577025
I TOOK A USED PANTY TO THE FACE, I'M DYING SIR, SEND MEDICS, THE LIGHT'S FADING
Fuck this, Abandon positions, the Base has been overrun!
>>710571349
We shoot him with the nerf Guns we got in the back
>>710572492
We shouldn't escalate to nukes. I'll sacrifice myself for the cause. I'll go I there and take out the girls for our southern battlement. If I catch cooties, I'll see you guys on the other side. It was an honor serving with you all.
>>710572546
Give me a rifle. I'll stay on guard. This is fucking trench warfare all over again.
>>710570561
you should invite your weird uncle he seems sad
>>710572676
Good idea. Who has the most feminine penis?
>>710577537
I'll hold them off. RUN NIGGERS!
Theres no blanket wall behind me so ive been covering the hole with my back.
>>710578124
Last time he broke Joey's jaw after we did that.
Damn it Randy you're making me sweat
>>710570561
Dude, the cable outlet is stabbing me in the back.. Someone skinnier take my place.
>>710576018
White and male.
>>710576043
Okay here goes nothin
>>710579643
No you have to stay there this time honey
>>710579704
>honey
you fucking fairy, I'm outta here. gosh.
>>710570561
can I come in? I brought an n64, mario cart, four controllers, three family size bags of doritos and two 3 liters of Sprite!
>>710579994
And a TV?
>>710579994
Nigga get in!
>>710580086
>>710580086
Flat screen!
Woohoo!
>>710578302
Send pix if they flash their little tiddies m8! Godspeed, you brave bastard!
>>710580329
YEAH ITS NOT LIKE ONE OF US IS 27 RIGHT GUYS? GUYS?
>>710570689
Maybe
>>710578887
Shit. Forgot about that. We might just have to hit in the testis.
>>710580329
You got it. I will start my death march.
>>710570561
Hey guys I have an idea. My and my cousins use to play this all the time. It's called 'explode fast'. Basically we get in pairs of 2, then wank each other. The person who cums the quickest has the clean up all the mess with their tongue. Keen?
>>710581832
Sounds fun I think my uncle and I played a variation
This is the shittiest fucking fort. Where are the gas chambers? I'm ready for nap time.
>>710570561
Hey guys, managed to enter without fucking this up, how are you regie? Walter, long time no see, how's the family Nate?
I brought chips.
Hey guys. Can you help me find my spiderman memes? I dropped them.
Let's play some music.
>>710579940
Ugh rude (╯︵╰,)
>>710582183
No goyim cost too much!
>>710582372
Okay who let the fucking Jews in here?! We talked about this!
>>710582480
Sorry sir. He must of gotten past me!
>>710582480
But I had to take refuge in your fort don't forget about the 6 gorillion
>>710582701
the fuck is wrong with you go back to reading your favorite childrens book wheres kikedo
>>710582887
But sir, Hes my Cousin!
I fear a civil war is coming to Fort Reggie
>>710582976
so you're related to a fucking JEW!
>>710583062
I sure hope not. The asshole clan takes up around 72% of this fort. You boys would be hopelessly outnumbered!
>>710583142
What? no! Im related to >>710582701
not that filthy jew.
>>710572121
lol
>>710583278
ok ok so what does that have to do with not reading Wheres kikedo
>>710583452
The jew stole it sir. Hes running out the door of the fort right this moment.
>>710583546
Shoot the the fucker in the leg and hammer toothpicks in his toenails
Move over you obese shits, I can't breathe
>>710583620
He stole our guns sir. I fear He might be attempting to sell them back to us at a high price.
>>710584009
fucking jews ruining the fun i remember when i could just shoot kikes out of my sedan without issue
HELLO BEOTHER !!!!!
>>710572391
Empanadas are Argentinian you fucking moron
