W-welcome to cooking with Alice!
Tonight, I'll b-be making t-the thing /b/ most wants from a w-woman!
>>710558458
Hey Alice, are you going to be making a waifu?
make a sandwich bitch
Hey Alice, can you please be my girlfriend even just for 1 second so my life can be just a tad less pathetic and not be a virgin?
>>710558458
your virginity?
>>710558458
I feel like this should be in >>>/ck/ but let's see what happens.
>>710558458
Too easy, anyone can make silence.
I'd like to watch you make me cum!
Stinky butt.
>>710558458
Absolute obedience?
B-but first, tea! How are w-we all doing tonight?
>>710558458
where is your father?
>>710558701
I'm pretty bad, see my previous post >>710558632
>>710558701
Doing alright. Havent slept in a couple of days. How are you
Hello
>>710558701
Pretty good! OwO
You should make cheesecake!
>>710558701
I'm doing well
~fred
>>710558701
Get the fuck on with it, I'm losing my boner.
Might have to open my own pack of teabags, Alice.
I'm not awfully fond of Black Tea.
>>710558701
and you should make some brownies
>>710558632
ha, fag
I'll take sugar and milk in mine please!
>Maid outfit
Good times.
>>710558818
W-why haven't you slept?!
>>710558834
F-first, let m-me pour you some tea!
>>710558458
Noble, is that you?
Oh boy Alice thread!, i expect something delicious
>>710558458
Kill yourself
This is oddly relaxing. Nice thread, Alice~.
Trap?
>>710558701
I was bored,and depressed, but now that you're here, Alice, I'm moderately interested in seeing what happens.
>>710558819
Ohshitanalien
>>710558938
Have you considered making a mask so you can free up that hand?
>>710558938
Your going to need more tea for us
>>710559047
Hey fag.
Why doesn't /b/ have ids?
>>710558938
You look especially pretty tonight, Alice
>>710558632
>>710558761
>>710558938
>tfw you don't get noticed even by someone like this girl
Good evening, Alice.
You're the prettiest boy on /b/ tonight.
this image explains why OP covered face
>>710558701
Oh, tea~! How lovely! Allow me to help serve those in the thread; once your cup goes dry, let me know and I'll be happy to fill it for you while Alice cooks!
A-ah, how refreshing!
L-let's get right into it, shall we?
Tonight, I am g-going to make /b/....a sandwich!
>>710558938
>>710558818
Insomnia. Really only get an hour or two a night. Its awful
>>710559160
Shut up nigger
That's a really nice kitchen.
>>710558938
Fuck yeah! Alice thread! How'd your Skeletor Day thread go? You chuck that fucking pan yet?
>>710559160
Nigger.
>>710558938
May i have some tea Alice? With crumpets and a bowl of sugar please.
>>710559241
dis gon b gud
You guys realize this is a trap, right?
This is both amazing and slightly creepy. Hopefully OP stays a while.
>>710558938
What's the menu for tonight?
This thread is lit af
>>710559089
And become completely 3D? Pig disgusting.
>>710558595
Y-your wildest dreams have come true, Anon!
>>710559241
ham is murder
>Ham and Cheese
Ew.
>>710559241
What kinda Sammich? Gonna toast the bread? Can I get one without mayo?
>>710559160
It used to before u stole them, nigger
>>710559241
National pork month was last month damn it
>>710559303
I'm n-not, silly <4
>>710559285
*pours tea for you*
>>710559279
N-not yet!
>>710559276
W-well, it ought t-to be, I pay 3000 a month f-for it.
>>710559181
B-but I'm a girl....
>>710559164
T-thank you....
>>710559335
kek
>>710559241
nice rack you got there
>>710559398
Can you read the damn sign
>>710559160
>>710559270
>>710559281
>>710559438
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>>710559460
Thank you for serving us, Alice~.
>>710558819
fuck outta here ayy lmao
>>710558458
kys fucking trap cancer
>>710559460
God damn it, why can't you notice me, please, just say something to me, it can even be rude, please ;-;
>>710559460
Oh hell, that's more than I make in a month.
>>710559583
fag
That feeling when /b stops you from killing yourself with these kind of things
>>710559637
Go back to /jp/.
posting in alice thread
>>710559460
these filenames arent from the original cancer alice
>>710559504
T-thanks, but it's the m-muffin you need to look out for.
>>710559571
*kisses gently* I l-love you, Anonymous <4
>>710559556
It's m-my honor, Anonymous <4
>>710559583
Ah? W-what's wrong, Anon?
>>710559628
NYC is expensive!
>>710559660
T-that's what I'm aiming f-for!
>>710559460
3000? Please tell me you own. No wonder you don't want to trash that burnt ass pan.
>>710559460
Boy. Girl. Whatever.
You're the most entertaining poster on /b/ this month. Take it away!
We should just share a nice and comfy dinner as fellow anons
>>710559750
I had a rough couple of weeks, friends been shitting on me, so I don't really have anyone to talk to currently ;_;
Woman, go make me a sandwich!
L-let's start with the ingredients! T-this is complicated stuff, s-so go slow!
>>710559660
Well you wouldn't want to kill yourself if you'd stop sucking so much dick.
Alice's steam bots are scary
>people actually complementing alice
fucking waste of time
let the thread die
>>710559646
>>710559836
I agree
http://www.strawpoll.me/11576055
>>710559784
op here you are a fucking loser kys
>>710558819
you filthy fucking ayy lmao
>>710559750
I need to make money, so I can move out of this shit town.
>>710559782
Own? In Manhattan? Please.
>>710559853
I'm always h-here for you, Anonymous... <4
Alice makes me feel comforted for an odd reason. What is this succubus power?
A sandwich, hm? That sounds pretty good right about now! Something simple is the best way to go sometimes!
>>710559856
>chick handwriting
>bruises on arms
m'lady, who has abused you this fortnight?
>>710559856
tfw can't spread Alice on my sandwich mirite guys
>>710559982
Thanks, Alice! Can I add you on Steam or anywhere else?
>>710559982
Fuuuuuuck. I hate NYC. Move babe.
>>710559460
Thanks Alice!
>>710559160
you fucking nigger
>>710559856
The gril of my dreams. Propane, not charcoal. Taste the meat, not the heat
~Hank Hill
>>710559750
Alice, do you have any personal aspirations. Relationship or any other? I'd like to know. Also, may I call you Ikakura?
>>710559853
>>710559982
btw alice will only help you for like 5 minutes, anything that might indicate any commitment or actual care is out the fuckin window
go somewhere else for your help
>>710559856
Prove you're not a dude.
>>710559982
Alice you so cute <3
>>710559897
I'll get right on it, champ. Please leave /b/ in my wake. Take your bananas with you.
>>710559853
Hello! I hope your week goes better <3 You're important! You're not alone here.
>>710559660
Stop sucking so much dick.
>>710559160
Blue is the best skin color. Anything else, and you're a nigger.
>>710560250
alt 3~
>>710560093
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Email: [email protected]
Chat: http://anekiho.me/chat
>>710560119
I m-make 250K a year here; why would I?
>>710560206
P-prove you aren't a bot; you sure s-sound like one.
>>710560194
you know she passes out her email right?
>>710558458
nicee
>>710560329
N-now for the complicated instructions. Please, r-read these THREE TIMES, or y-you may make a fatal mistake
>>710560353
so you can send random emails?
doesnt mean you get any help
>>710560446
instructions not clear, dick stuck in microwave
>>710560334
^^
Having a nice night?
>>710560446
Did you draw your "masks"?
>>710560351
what occupation nets you 250K a year?
Say hi to 27th and 7th for me.
>>710560446
Oops, I read it once and slit my wrists with the knife. Sorry ;-;
>>710560522
alice helped me for over three months as I slowly went through therapy. she was there every step of the way for me.
>>710560446
Only read twice, stabbed self in chest with knife. Goodbye cruel world!
>>710560446
excuse me i can not read since i am a African american
>>710560446
That's not how you make a fucking sandwich you goddamn tramp. Condiments on both slices, cheese on both slices, meat between. Fucking degenerate.
>>710559179
>girl
Ha!
>>710560608
I w-work as a machine learning programmer making financial models that learn human behavior <4
>>710560688
T-that's me! A girl!
I'm surprised these threads are still a thing. Kinda takes me back...
>>710560446
I'm with a problem here. I've placed the cheese on my meat, like the instruction said, finished the sandwich and all, but now how do I enjoy it? I mean, there is a lot of cheese here, but it's not really helping. It's actually breaking the mood a little. Should I use the bread for something? Maybe stick inside of it or?
>>710560351
250K in. 200K out. 50K net. Basically the same you could make anywhere else and you don't have to deal with fucking NYC. But fuck it. Opinions, assholes and all that.
Hello Alice! This is a fun little idea for threads. Good work!
>>710560574
>>710560574
Sort of.
Not a big fan of ham and cheese so I'll just wait for another recipe.
How about you?
Are you having a good night?
You look wonderful in your maid outfit, Mel. So cute~
L-let's begin with the sandwich making. S-since so many people had problems with it, I'll h-help you each step of the way!
Remember, if you are under the age of 18, ask an adult for help. Also get off /b/.
>>710559981
>filename
you're*
im genkou, hi c:
>>710560642
helping one person doesnt erase the dozens of others left without proper help
>>710560446
I accidentally my whole kitchen
>>710560771
Disgustingly nostalgic.
>>710559460
Tits or gtfo
>>710560760
Damn and I thought engineering was the way to go. Is 4th year too late to change majors?
>>710560446
This is kinda complicated. Could you provide a diagram?
>>710560949
>dozens
lets see your data bub
>>710558458
a clitcake
n a ham samich
>>710560771
Every time I see one of these I'm like wooooow, why hasn't god ended out suffering?
>>710560918
Slippery Ham
>>710560918
That's too much meat, Alice.
And sloppy too.
>>710560918
Ooooh so that is the kind of meat I'm supposed to use.
Well, brb, gotta clean the cheese off my dick.
>>710560918
what's on the flowchart on the fridge?
>>710560861
She will think of some new things soon, I'm sure.
I'm not having a bad night! Not great, but not bad!
Are you doing anything fun over the weekend?
This thread is pretty faggy.
That said, thanks OP.
You've obviously put some amount of forethought into this, your efforts have been appreciated. This kind of thing doesn't happen nearly enough around here anymore.
>>710561144
happens far too often
Hey OP are you the one who drew that cardboard artwork that you are holding on?
>>710560918
That's a lot of ham there, buddy. Do you have high cholesterol?
>>710561144
kill yourself hiro nakayusama
>>710561107
It's a helpful psychology diagram I use w-with patients during m-my psychology threads <4
>>710561144
M-my pleasure!
>>710559398
you add your own mayo anon
N-now carefully add the cheese! CAREFULLY!
You d-don't want to get hurt, okay?
>>710561222
May we see the flowchart, cutie?
>>710561112
There's no spoilers on /b/!
Studying and hoping that 2 weeks will end soon!
Still have to moderate unfortunately and maybe play Syberia!
How about you?
Any events planned for Saturday?
>>710561310
Moar cheese!
>>710561310
>Fake processed cheese
>Not block cheese
>>710560446
Yay i haz a sandwich ny~aow
>>710561412
It's c-called a betari box.
>>710561310
How did you get the plastic thingy off the cheese. I'M CONFUSED
>>710561310
Like this?
>>710561022
funny thing about people who arent given help, they disappear. suicide, prison etc.
wheres the unbiased evidence of helping people
>>710561310
NOT CAREFUL ENOUGH! I CAN FEEL THE PAIN FROM THE CHEESE FROM HERE
>>710561614
fag.
>>710561310
Please staph, that cheese looks gross
>>710561614
uhh all the people who regularly come to her threads telling her thanks
>>710561481
this
Fuck this makes me hungry
>>710561310
w, would y, you fug m, me? ALICE?
>>710561569
why did I kek at this?
N-now, because I am n-not white, I d-do not use mayo. But b-because I am American, I use rather bland brown mustard, s-spread extra thin.
Use whatever you like, Anonymous! It's your sandwich, after all!
>>710561614
Ok, so you don't have any evidence and you're just making shit up.
Got it.
>>710561760
Make a sandwich then
>>710558458
What character is this? Is she your own or from some anime?
>>710561614
She helped me a lot, if you really try to talk with her she will hear you.
>>710561614
aka i dont have any evidence so ill make an unfalsifiable statement
>>710561854
Do you watch any TV shows or anything of the sort, If so, what?
>>710561425
Oh, I see! Sounds like busywork!
Nothing fun for Saturday, perhaps working a bit on some personal projects, but I've also got to plan to my next few weeks. How are you feeling?
>>710561926
she fucken hasnt.
>>710561854
...aren't you half whie?
>>710561540
thank you, it looks simple enough
>>710558458
but you're not a woman...you're a mentally ill dude in a shitty Halloween costume.
>>710561854
FIX IT YOU PLEBEIAN TIER TRASH
>>710561949
I d-don't have cable, s-sorry <4
>>710561998
N-not even 1%, sorry!
>>710560866
Hey you! Have a nice night!
KEKKITY KEK
KEKKITY KEK
BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KEKKAT BAT
>>710561936
>>710561879
i dont track these threads so i can name everyone who doesnt get help.
sue me.
>>710561693
wouldnt be the first person with breasts having anons sucking up to her
>>710561906
I AM
>>710561854
alice this seems pretty complicated, are you sure youre doing this right
>>710562051
S-sorry Anonymous, my vagina c-cares to disagree.
>>710561854
Post ass
>>710561854
i want to put my dick between that sandwich and have you go to town.
Show us your dick
>>710562051
rude as fuck, as long as its online who the hell cares
>>710562129
T-trust me, I'm an expert *sweats*
L-look, it worked out perfectly!
>>710561851
(You)'re not alone friend.
>>710561967
Uh, well.
Oddly enough, I'm having some stomach cramps...Which I probably need do something about that...
Do you have a name anon-kun?
>>710561981
Then TRY again, there is 72 posters here i think she can't read it all, all the time
this has got to be one of the most autistic things ive seen in a while.
>>710562155
Mind letting it speak for itself? Please?
>>710561854
There is nothing bland about mustard.
What happened to you?
>>710560682
This.
>>710562155
Plz tell us more about your vagina
No more curtsy? Best part of the show.
>>710562289
Eh, I think a lot of us are accustomed to being ignored by women. -shrug-
>>710562287
Sakuya Izayoi~
And you should probably go take care of that if it's bothering you haha
>>710562270
okay so you lead us up to this point, now what?
>>710562211
D-don't have one, sorry!
>>710562303
Ever m-met an actually autistic person? I w-worked with autistic kids; they r-rarely act like literally anyone in t-this thread.
>>710562323
D-do you have any grey poupon?
>>710562378
W-wait for it.
>>710562270
perfect! <2
OP Do you host these threads regularly? If so what inspired you to do so?
>>710562090
Haha, and you too as well <3 I'll text you once I'm out of the lab and safely back home!
>>710562461
EAT IT PIG
Look at this fucking trap. The autism is real.
>>710562461
N-now, we eat!
And s-since people keep complaining about m-my lack of slides, Pink Lemonade and Cheezits w-were added for flavor!
>>710561094
Kkek
>>710562289
i'm a reasonable person.
i tried for 2 years.
thats enough of a chance for some help, surely.
You have really cute hands. They would go really well with that tasty sandwich.
>>710562627
I wish I had some pink lemonade.
>>710562456
Ah!
Thank you Sakuya.
I'll perhaps come back later...The thread is a getting a tad consumed currently.
Have a goodnight!
>>710562627
I see that flow chart on the fridge.
>>710562514
I hope she makes haggis next time
>>710558458
W-welcome to cooking with Alice!
Tonight, I'll b-be making t-the thing /b/ most wants from a w-woman!
>>710562555
Every f-friday at 10PM EST!
I also run tea threads on Mondays and Wensdays, and psychology threads on weekdays at 8AM EST and 8PM EST
>>710562655
P-please. All anyone h-has to do is contact me in t-the variety of ways I give everyone, and ask f-for me to listen and help.
No one has "tried" to contact me for two years and failed; that's ridiculous. My chat allows guests; you could contact me at this very second.
You can lead a horse to water....
>>710561310
>using American cheese only requiring 51% real cheese and not using sergento's.
This thread is very interesting to me, I don't really understand why I care about making a sandwich. But what I do know is that it made me smile, so it was worth my time. Thanks Alice
>>710562804
kek
>>710562627
can I hire you to cook my food pls
does she even have tits??
>>710562627
I wanna Alice to be my maid and cook me food as I snuggle her.
Liquid Sky is hats off to you.
>>710562762
You too! Enjoy your weekend if I don't see you before then!
>>710562804
Her internal organs?
>>710562627
D'aww I'm not lonely anymore
>>710562850
what you mean by your chat=?
W-well Anonymous, t-that's my show! I hope y-you had a good time, and f-for gods sake, watch out f-for those corners!
As stated earlier, if y-you need to contact me for any reason, t-these are the best ways:
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Email: [email protected]
Chat: http://anekiho.me/chat
I'm here to help Anonymous. Don't suffer in silence.
>>710562850
These threads just make me feel even more alone.
>>710560918
shitty technique
Show us your pussy.
>>710562850
you're right, i didnt try for 2 years.
i tried for 3. gave up 2 years ago.
thoughts guys
>>710561664
so why do you do this stuff Alice-non?
W-welcome to cooking with Alice!
Tonight, I'll b-be making t-the thing /b/ most wants from a w-woman!
>>710563116
So why say two?
>>710563002
Are you an attention whore or what
>>710563002
You're supposed to show us you enjoying the sandwich.
>>710563009
D-don't really see how that's possible.
What's there to feel lonely about, surrounded by all these friends? <4
>>710563000
http://anekihou.se/chat
>>710563220
why not
