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ITT: prove you are not a newfag
>>710543530
OP here claiming ID
i invented the trips
>>710543635
no i did
>>710543669
Moot.
>>710543722
>knowing who moot is makes you a newfag
get the fuck out you underage cunt
>>710543530
duckroll.
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>>710543722
underage detect
>>710543888
nice!
check my copy paste trips
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>>710543938
wait... since when can one copy paste the tripforce? the literal fuck
you dun goofd
was a newfag thing with i was an oldfag
prove me wrong
>protip you cant
>>710544016
consequences will never be the same
nigger
>>710543530
moar of dis bitch
i´m fat :[
>>710543530
I've been here since last summer lol
>>710544091
she ded
Cracky-chan
Boxxy
Jessi Slaughter
Lurk moar
>>710543868
Jesus Christ you're as old as me.
Pretty depressing
>>710544091
you dun goofed, that meme is sparkling new
hold on let me get my fingerbox
>>710543530
Candyass
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I was here when the clockwork orange spam happened.
not a oldfag but at least im not a cancerfag.
>>710544535
desu desu desu
>>710544612
rudypoo
>>710543530
Hey guys! theres a new villain on the streets his name is candleja-
>>710544612
>Candyass
God, I forgot that term was used here. Fuck, man, you almost bring me to tears. That /b/ is long gone.
>pic related: what most newfags have never read
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newfags cant tri
I was here to witness the birth of the cancer banana
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Don't Mess With Football
>>710543530
>Newfags claiming to be oldfags calling newfags, newfags
>mfw
>I have no face
>>710544881
new
>>710545458
I know I'm new, for some reason I thought this thread was about being a newfag
This is my favorite model, I have several.
>>710543530
Shit was so cash.
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>>710544822
Only true oldfags here.
>>710543530
Remember drawball
>>710545398
2006, so original fag i guess
Puddi puddi puddi giga puddi
>>710544822
roody-poo this ain't 2010
meme?
>>710545868
>2006, so original fag i guess
2003 is originalfag
2006 is borderline oldfag
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>>710546126
Ahh youre right, read chart wrong
>>710543868
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>>710545802
holy fuck the nostalgia is running deep
>>710546120
Milhouse is NOT a meme
>>710545398
post m00t
BUT I POOP FROM THERE
>the surgeon
>>710543530
The game
>Your fortune:
>Better not tell you
>>710545398
Got here in 2005. No one ever said "Originalfag" then. No one said ANYTHINGFAG until newfag was a thing in about 2006 or 7 (Been a while, don't remember the exact timeline.)
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>>710546750
newfag have been around for longer than that, newfag.
>>710546446
i think you will find it is...
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>>710546824
filename
that fukken pen lid
<Greentext
>>710545398
I came from ytmnd way back when there was crossover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCw7ysE--5Q
>>710543530
I use Dial soap.
getting banned at habbo
>>710547072
that's the way you are supposed to do it.
>>710543530
What's a new fag?
>>710546750
came in 2007
people where called newfag quite a bit but it meant something completely different to what it means now
>>710543530
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am i newfag yet?
>>710546863
I didn't say they weren't. They just weren't called newfags, or cancer, or anything like that at first.
I got here from a link to /d/ on the WOW forums, back in vanilla days ('05). It warped my fragile little brain. But not so badly I didn't click around and discover /b/. Been here, on and off, ever since. Pic related, was a popular meme when I first arrived.
>>710547205
so much summer
>>710543722
who?
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDIPUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
Who else was there during this hype?
>>710547240
we have totally different views about that time..
another reboot
also... anyone remember fortune cookies?
>>710544016
cyberpolice is after you bro
>>710545684
FUCK YOU. The only one EVER fooled by this new-as-fuck bullshit is YOU, when asshole trolls troll you by pretending to ask what the fuck it is. Have all my rage, newfag. Eat it. Eat all of it. Hope it gives you cancer.
Cunt.
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>>710543530
Roody poo candyass
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Ponies were a mistake
>>710545398
2006.
I remember when /b/ was good.
>>710547514
Who hurt you anon?
I'll pull a 187 on ya Moot!
I am a newfag. I just learned how to use green text 2 minutes ago. Fuck me right?
oldfags never get dubs
>>710543530
i know that 4 chan has a security measure that turns any number of your credit card that you type into 'x', e.g my credit card number: xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxx
>>710543530
dubs
>>710547982
Who hurt me? All the motherfuckers that attempt to troll /b/ but only attract trolls pretending to be trolled so that the original wannabe troll has to pretend to believe the trolls trolling him in order to troll them in turn and...
no. They are all cunts and need to die in a fire post haste.
>>710543530
i killed Mordin in ME3
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>>710546574
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>710548398
How long do you have to use 4chan to be considered an oldfag? Or is that a newfag question to ask?
>>710545398
I'm Death
Also
>2007
>Newfag
>9 years of newfaggotry
Newfags should be from the current year, not 9 years ago
1 2 3 4 5 6 Over9000 8 9 10
Back in my days we had a 2.5mb file-limit.
row row fight da powah
>>710548494
no it doesn't look
5167-3770-0031-0425 (mastercard)
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>>710548619
check the graph
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>>710544535
Yeah but I can only post a domo chasing a retard so many times before self loathing becomes imminent and I have to call myself a faggot for posting a meme that is literally older than some of the faggertots lurking this board.
>>710548564
I'm a raging newfag.
>>710543530
I was born in 1814. I'm a mothafuckin' vampire, yo'.
>>710548904
I love you.
(and I still love domo chases tard)
Lord jizzus
>>710546641
Fuck you for making me lose it nigger
>>710543773
I remember the guy before Moot.
The man, the legend.
Raspberryheaven
>>710543530
>ITT everybody says random shit no one can remember because it never existed
>>710549168
Moot created the site you fucking tard
>>710548882
I can't even read what I am.
>>710548716
Go away
>>710549626
why the fuck are you even on this site if you can't read?
since you're such a fucking moron, you have to be here since before 2006 to be an oldfag
its not a question of time spent, its original arrival date
get your mom to spell you what i just wrote
ishygddt
I'm surprised no one else has said it, yet.
>>710549412
I remember 80% of this shit.
Desu desu newfag
>>710549881
I don't speak, write, or read Japanese. As a matter of fact, I am not bilingual at all. I only speak english.
>>710549881
I'm a newfag. Of course I wouldn't know that.
Been lurking for a couple of months, so i guess I'm an oldfag
>>710550654
KYS
>>710550734
>Replying to obvious bait
you're the newest faggot here
>>710543530
Make sure you dont say candleja....
>>710543530
i'm 60 years old and i just discovered 4chan.
>>710547773
Dancing baby. Holy fuck. I remember my friend Phil and fucking with our compsci teacher our Sophomore year of high school sneaking in and setting every computer in the lab to either play this, or hamster dance, or Jesus dance in a perfectly timed round while he was at lunch.
>>710551165
we did zombo.com full blast in my computer lab.. teacher lost her shit.
>>710545398
I got here in 2007. I'd been here awhile when the World Cup was in Africa and every time you refreshed the screen it played the vuvuzela sound that was killing the games.
>>710544016
Are you going to call the cyber police?
>>710544822
When we had those filters I remember there already were le mad oldfags complaining about the death of /b/
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>>710548511
I'm sorry for your loss.
>>710544016
>implying that people havent goofed in the past
>implying that goofing isnt for newfriends
>implying that i cant prove you wrong
>implying that you didnt get here in 2012 like the rest of everyone else here
>implying that implying isnt implying the truth.
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>>710543530
Sauce please.
>>710551081
What a cunt, animal is suckin for some juice and then the fucker pulls out denying its just reward.
2004 cuck here
Listen here you little young newfag of the most abominable type: Been into 4chan back when us old fucks were liberal. Take your yellow shit comments off and have your mother get up off her come down and change your smelly ass diaper! See, this is the shit that happens when parents are crackheads and a baby is left to fucking play on the computer! CPS!!!!!??????
>>710543773
who is moot?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>710545797
its funny because the people who have been here the longest time are the ones who care the least.. candyass isnt really that long ago cmon
>>710543530
I remember the days when /b/ was pretty much this guy...
>>710553406
smoke a joint! Drink a beer, do some smack. Your going to have a heartattack man.
%triforce
>>710543530
I have been here all summer
>>710546332
It was even retard-proof with colored lines...
T H E G A M E
>>710543530
sigourney
>>710552935
use google, fag.
AOI SHIROSAKI
>>710545398
>tfw whateverthefuckitsaysfag
why live
i feel insulted to be in the presence of such human gods
>>710543530
Nice dubs Operator of threat
>>710551160
The old days.
bring back snacks desu
newfag sadly
>>710553264
Oh wow...
>>710545797
>oldfag
>because rules literally made by gaia online
f
peanut butter
>>710549168
newfag found
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>>710546561
I recognize this porn reference
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ZOMG
EPIC LULZ
WIN
Oh exploitable!
am i doing thi right?<< local newfag detected!!!!
>>710547434
>all of those femanons posting tits with "puddi" written on the
What the fuck is Auto-Sage?
>>710543530
>ITT: prove you are not a newfag
Long cat
Hole guy
Pools closed
>>710543530
No. Fuck off.
>>710547514
Calm down, autismo
>sage
>>710549917
Everyone still says that though..
Maybe not on /b/
>>710543530
eat shit
>>710551783
I kind of miss websites created specifically to fuck with teachers, bosses, and family members. Although as an employee protest to consistant underpayment due to time clock errors, we all played the video for Gunther and The Sunshine girls tooty fruity summer love on YouTube and walked out.
>>710555253
The day OP delievered
>>710555253
>old
Sea.... That is all
>>710543635
i invented tits
>>710543530
Someone remember Cracky-chan?
>>710543530
>cat_goddess.png
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I remember a time when people were saying that everyone who got here after 9/11 were newfags and how much better the site was before then.
>>710551081
i member the days /b/ did things too bro
>>710557874
fucking mods...
to be fair i have been coming here for the last 5 years for but porn
>>710558247
faggot
>>710543530
yeah...
>>710557195
uses the most well known shit. nice try newfag
When the wordfilter got disabled I along with countless others where just posting "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" over and over in threads just because we could.
I've only been here since 2011 so I still think I'm pretty newfag, but now that's over half a decade.
I still feel like I should be called a newfag
>>710545398
This should be sliding, when that was made newfags where 3 years old at max, now that covers a decade.
Something tells me they've been lurking long enough.
>>710557757
MODS
>>710558946
the mods a here, what did you need anon?
>>710558608
That the problem mate/
If you're going to post something that've been most of the times, then faggot like you show up and say this. But if you say something true like "I remember cracky-chan", nobody respond. So motherfucker tell me what do you remember or go back to your mommy slut and bend over, 'cuz you're going to recive a fucking dildo in your arse lad
>>710559026
kill your self lol
CU
>>710546750
I caught a life preserver when 5chan went down.
>>710549355
that looks so much like Bioshock
>>710546991
she is my angel.
>>710558946
So you are a Masha guy I guess. Got her too.
>>710559403
I like. Who dis?
>>710543530
Cracklechan
>>710559741
Yea.. funnier than Niggertits.
>>710543530
Peace out.
Hi
>>710557264
nice dubs
>>710560100
Okay you are a newfag.
no soup for you bix nood.
>>710549168
the faggot
>>710560281
She died / well she KILLED for us.
>>710543530
>get 300000000 was the origin of france meme
>>710548494
Topkek
>>710548564
>2009
guess that makes me an oldfag, let me see if I can find an archived cap from back then
>>710543530
Because I know what a newfag is.
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fuck, i'll never learn how to do it
2007
>>710561387
Oh shit.
I have a *tiny* video of her chirping "mud kip kip kip."
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>>710561295
Sauce
Guys, watch this cam! That Cardstand is going DOWN.
Trips dubs quads, can't triforce though, fuck....
>>710562024
>Update
ha
>>710543530
I've got some more content chived from >2009 if you want
>>710550925
>newfags don't even know how to candlejack anymore
What happened to this place? I fucking swear 4chan's glory days are ov
>>710544098
stfu roody-poo
>>710562527
HOly shit I loved that image. pls dump
I remember when r9k was created. oldfag here. don't really care for all you shit posting banana loving newfags
>>710562939
>who could forget about youtube porn day
>>710563037
>>>/r9k/
Please join the gangbang of whining
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>cont'd
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>>710543530
I'm not a newfag
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>cont'd
>>710563860
>cont'd
Roodipoo
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>>710543530
I don't use the word newfag
>>710543530
does anyone have the source video for this
>>710544822
Newfag here. Reading through this just shows how wise the oldfags were. Rule 19 is the banana, it was predicted. I respect the elderfags now
excuse me how do i greentext my triforce?
>>710564447
>misspelling roodypoo makes you a candyass
faggot
pre-boxxy fag here
remember pokedads?
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toaster steve
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph581aaa4bacfc2
ITT: newfags
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>>710543530
I remember a guy called Christopher Poole
Coaldick
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710566789
>>710543530
Kill you're self niger
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i want muleh chan and her fat tats to come back
but she never will
>>710543530
Sage goes in all fields
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>710566789
HOW BRO??? Like fucking HOW~!
Anyone have 10,000 battle toads?
*appears behind you*
Heh.. nothing personnel
>>710543530
Am I a newfag? I've visited /b/ maybe once every few months since 2012, started browsing everyday April 2016
>>710543530
Does anyone have a sauce on this pic?
>>710550925
Why do you have to bring candleja
>>710545398
[flip]upside down[flip]
>>710555253
I remember this!
>>710546120
Get out
>>710546641
DAMN IT
>gg
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>>710548716
No, anything post-Chanology is new.
That's when the wordfilter was changed, and then wordfiltered AGAIN to newfriend for a while.
I'm from the SomethingAwful Era that spawned 4chan.
signed,
Carlos Fiasco
>>710568288
too soon bro
>>710550925
Who the fuck is candleja
