Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>710487195 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710487195
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
This is mine.
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>710514563
>>710514651
-hug-
>>710514682
*Hugs back*
Never seen that one before.
カラミチーマス
If you make a thread with different rules make sure you put waifu somewhere in it
When I held the warm 10 inch thing firmly in my hand so close in front of my face, I simply couldn't resist putting it in my mouth.
I didn't expect it to explode so suddenly. There's white goo everywhere. It's sticky and it smells bad.
This evening is off to a horrible start.
Shiro claimed.
>>710515115 (You) (You)
I missed the Nui thread but maybe that was for the best.
Claimu!
>>710515572 (Grüß)(Gott)
Wie geht's?
Nyanpasu
>>710516225
Nyanpantsu
Thread is quite slow I see.
Ruby claim.
Why did thread die?
>>710516513
It's weird because the one 2 minutes earlier was much more active.
>>710515669
Alles bestens
Schon Pläne fürs Wochenende?
>>710515605
It was nothing of interest really
>>710516878
Yeah, it's kinda weird. I didn't post since I was going to play league, but meh.
I guess people are not paying as much attention as before.
>>710517396
Ah, that's good to hear then, shame it wasn't a good thread either though.
What are you doing right now?
>>710514172
Weeby
>>710518045
>>710518045
Well who Shit in your breakfast cereal? Rude tomoko
>>710517564
At work, slow week. Going home to Nui fairly soon which will be much more fun.
>>710518299
Oh, what do you do?
>If you don't mind me asking?
>>710516973
Gschafft wird, aber vielleicht hab ich am Sonntag frei.
Steht bei dir was spannendes an?
>>710517446
Maybe we need to give them something to get excited about.
I'll try my luck with a musical:
https://youtu.be/f_1g3rVBmos?t=1m28s
>>710518245
why not :o
>>710518573
>
>>710518525
Samstag arbeiten? Mein Beileid
Ich hab bisher anime und Schokolade geplant
>>710518573
>3dpd
Three dimensional Police Department? is that's Ching Chong speak for something anime related? What's going on here
Ohayo, nep claimu.
>>710518813
Top nep
>>710518881
Toppest of the top.
>>710518808
Vampire, sup!
>tfw everyone gangs up on you in risk because you post anime
>>710519245
>>710518986
>touches butt
>>710518759
Ach nur ein paar Stunden, 8 oder so.
Solider Plan. Läuft aus der aktuellen Season irgendwas brauchbares?
>>710518808
>Three dimensional Police Department
You're probably trolling, but this triggered me regardless.
>>710518986
Don't be so mean to your waifu. She desperately wants it, so stop cunt-blocking her.
>>710518986
>>710519410
why tho?
Tats, if you are here..
Choke on a dick.
>>710518441
Construction estimating, basically, but that's a bit of a simplification. Alright work for the most part.
>>710519611
>cunt-blocking
Is that a mortal sin like cock-blocking?
>>710519611
Ich schau Serien nur am Stück, also nie die aktuelle season, ich weiß auch noch nicht was es wird heute, aber meine Liste ist lang genug da werd ich schon was finden
Könntest mir aber mal ein paar vorschlagen die du für must-watch hälst, ich erweitere meine Liste gerne
claimed
>>710519786
Oh, that's cool. glad you find it alright then.
>>710520303
You do anything in particular?
>>710520057
fite meh
>>710519878
If one is as thirsty as Tomoko, it's even worse!
>>710519976
Hmm, was immer geht sind Mushishi, So Ra No Wo To oder Kino no Tabi wenn du was gechillteres willst, Usagi Drop falls du Kinder magst (wenn du verstehst, was ich meine), und One Punch Man oder Kill la Kill wenns etwas mehr zur Sache gehen darf (wobei die beiden wohl schon jeder gesehen hat).
Auf was hättest du eigentlich Lust?
>>710520057
Her character is a mess. She's a social cripple and unable to hold a basic conversation because of her overwhelming needs. The only thing growing here is my dick.
>>710520661
Keep it up, mate!
>>710520545
I don't really speak of what i do or who i am to anybody because i'm a bit cautious, that's why i threw in the "if you don't mind me asking" when i asked you.
But sorry to say that after you gave me a little info, feel kinda rude.
>>710520814
What's this about Kill La Kill?
>>710521024
I'd only want her as a pet really. I think that position isn't claimed yet.
>>710521067
Nothin' to see here, move along.
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>>710521247
What we really need is drama :^)
Nah, but idk, maybei it's just that it's slow today.
>>710521247
Whaddya mean? something seems fishy.
>>710521067
S'alright.
I'm gonna head home in like 15min and will be very busy with cuddles and other things with (the real) Nui.
So I'm probably done posting for today.
>>710521460
Maybe it's because it's friday and some people actually have a social life.
>>710521540
It's just, erm, LOOK, a gorilla!
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>>710521689
Good to hear then.
Have fun, with (a real phony) Nui.
>>710521968
I can tell you lie to me because you hide something.
Tell me all your secrets!
>>710521968
Probably.
I went out for a while today with friends then remembered I have to do some stuff for uni. Oh well. Shit happens.
What about you? Did anything today?
>>710520814
Gesehen habe ich nur One punch man aus deiner Liste...
liegt wohl daran, dass ich eigentlich kein SoL Fan bin
>falls du Kinder magst
Ich weiß nur, dass die Fortsetzung auch sexuell sein soll, mit den selben Charakteren...
>Kill la kill
Jo der ist schon vorgemerkt aber ich hab nie so richtig Bock drauf
>auf was hättest du eigentlich Lust?
Ich entscheide meist nach Synopsis + Bild
Ich glaube wir haben da zu verschiedene Geschmäcker, werde mir wohl selbst was raussuchen
Hab die Vorschläge aber mit auf die Liste gesetzt,vielleicht probieren Ichs doch mal
>>710514172
Cute
>>710522619
You're cute
>>710522326
Oh, it is true! The guy at the Krusty Krab asked for a few ice cubes in his drink, but I only put in one!
>>710522440
Spend basically the whole day learning, so nothing interesting happened.
>with some friends
The damage control is real.
>>710522441
Was ist SoL?
>sexy Fortsetzung
Im Manga wohl ja, aber es wäre mir neu, dass sie eine zweite Staffel bringen wollen. Die erste ist nur knuffig.
>verschiedene Geschmäcker
Unmöglich! Niemand der NGNL claimt kann einen schlechten Geschmack haben.
Sag mal ein paar an, die du überragend fandest.
>>710522976
You're hiding more, did you do something else to his drink perhaps?
>>710522976
Well shit, I should be like you then. I haven't learned anything today.
>damage control
Are you implying I have no friends? ;~;
I went out since I had class then spent a bit of time with friends, since they share my classes, then just came back home.
![Syndra [386].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e22zfoR.jpg "Syndra [386].jpg")
>>710522619
You
>>710514245
Poor Yukko never got a reply.
>>710523148
He... he... he asked for coke, but I got him a pepsi!
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>>710523217
You probably should or it'll just pile up and get even worse.
>friends
I'm just saying that no one was asking about your social activities, but you immediately got up and talked in great detail about how you have friends.
A bit suspicious, don't you think?
>>710522731
Alice a cute
>>710523502
Me
>>710523544
It's already gotten too bad meh.
>social activities...
I'm a huge attention whore, sorry. I tend to do this. But I was just saying... how bad can it be?
Alright, the melodica is shipping. Now, just to wait...
>>710522976
>Was ist SoL?
Slice of Life, uhm Google das mir fällt keine gute Beschreibung ein
Für mich: shows in denen viel passiert ohne das was passiert also passiert eigentlich nichts? In die Richtung
>Usagi
Das die keinen Staffel 2 inzest-pedo-hentai gemacht haben ist in der Tat bedauerlich
>niemand der NGNL claimt...
Verrats keinem aber ich hab Jib nur geclaimt weil Kirino schon weg war und es hat mich anfänglich echt nicht interessiert
>überragend
One Punch Man ist ziemlich gut
Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken/I can't understand what my husband is saying
Bakemonogatari
Sind eigentlich die einzigen die ich so gut finde, ansonsten habe ich eine überraschend lange Liste von guten Bewertungen(unter anderem):
Toradora, My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU, KonoSuba, Gekkan shoujo Nozaki-Kun, NGNL
>NgNL mag ich nicht wirklich aufführen weil ich es nach den Büchern bewerte
>>710524171
Aw man. I wanted to claim her.
Might as well claim blake or penny
Nadeko is ded
>>710523544
That's a bad thing? he had shit taste.
>>710524558
Shit, I just...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7wygudNHY
Does anyone have the "_____ is dead. shit, i just..." copypasta
>>710524171
Guess the only option then is failing miserably, throwing a tantrum and blaming the system. It worked for an entire race when they were to lazy to work, so why wouldn't it work for you?
>>710524274
>Slice of Life
Ist tatsächlich in 80& der Fälle bescheiden, aber manche bekommen das ganz gut hin. Barakamon zum Beispiel.
>Staffel 2 inzest-pedo-hentai
Wahrhaftig. Ich wäre entsetzt und angewiedered, aber im HD hätte ichs mir trotzdem gekauft.
>Kirino
>mfw
Bring dich um. Nein wirklich, tue es.
>Toradora, Nozaki-kun
Sind das nicht irgendwie auch slice of life?
Na immerhin bei Monogatari und KonoSuba hast du halbwegs Geschmack. Aber Kirino!? Jesus Christus, Herr im Himmel, verzeih diesem armen Sünder, denn er weis nicht was er tut!
>>710524341
>not fighting for your waifu
You are weak. But then again you're right. Everyone from rwby is so bland that you could easily exchange them.
>>710524579
Right now I'm not even sure which on in this thread I'm supposed to hate most.
>>710524897
Most people probably do
Mugi was the only good phoneposter and only good underage b&
>>710524762
Ded bot
Lost all my flowers
>>710525055
Original Mugi was better.
>>710524341
Welp, I'm sorry.
>>710525055
why'd you diss yourself
>>710524987
1. I was not talking to you, bellend
2. I'm a pacifist
3. It won't matter if I win her since there is no honour on the internet
4. Shiro is a moe bland girl from a seasonal anime
>>710525147
Moogs?
>>710525213
You just don't care about your 'waifu' enough.
>>710525275
not
>>710525055
I'm both of those. You insulting me m8?
>>710525213
K E K
>>710525117
>3/10/2016
feels
>>710525213
>moe bland girl
Now, now, there. I know you're upset about your waifu being taking, but there's not reason to spout obvious nonsense.
>>710525371
shiro!
>>710525517
Other Shiro! How're you doing?
What a boring thread.
>>710525213
>tips fedora
>>710524987
>Bring dich um. Nein wirklich, tue es.
Sowas hatte ich erwartet
In beiden steht aber ein anderes theme im Vordergrund
ist halt fast ein Jahr her, da hat sich meine Meinung schon ein bisschen geändert (und ich hab mir ernsthaft überlegt ob ich ein daki will), Kirino war aber mehr umstandsbedingt und weniger subjektiv oder gar objektiv gut
hi guys
>>710524814
Hi, Shiro!
>>710524987
>He can't tell i'm jestin
That's kinda my thing.
>>710525594
This feels just like a picnic
>>710525469
underage is like a 2 Week Ban or something
>and I'm tempted to Report you
>>710525517
Dude I would try to see your waifu from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my arse.
>>710525371
No, I care about her a lot. But nothing stops him from also claiming her, might as well also claim her. There, problem solved
>>710525949
Nui! Up to much?
>>710525974
it's a perma
>>710525117
I'm the original Mugi kek
>>710525055
neat
>>710525911
Good afternoon
>>710526203
no. i got banned for saying i was 12 once and it was for two days
>>710526203
How does that make sense?
>>710526227
Memelord Mugi?
>>710526150
You thought about claiming another character. You care for her very little.
>>710526367
Yes
>>710525582
Pretty good. How's the mad god doing in his realm?
>>710525744
Du lebst ja immer noch! Wohl noch am Strick knüpfen?
>daki
Wie kams dazu? Und kams dazu?
>>710525949
There are things you should never joke about.
No pepsi joke, no racism and no sexism. Period.
>>710526150
You're not the qt one, are you?
Because I intent to shitpost hard.
>>710526227
Awesome! So at how many gallon are you?
>>710526541
>no racism and no sexism
You can't be serious right now
>>710526390
For having such a top-notch waifu you're a dick. Quit flogging the dead horse
>>710526541
Sod off, puff.
>>710526174
Not much, how about yourself?
>>710526541
The Mugi from that screenshot eventually switched to Azusa and left a long time ago, probably due to to some personal things
>>710526541
You tempt me to joke about all of those to be fair.
>>710526150
>>710526541
>Du lebst ja immer noch! Wohl noch am Strick knüpfen?
Ich versuchs aber Stricke sind schwierig
>Wie kams dazu? Und kams dazu?
Natürlich nicht, ich kann mir nicht vorstellen wie ich meiner Familie erklären soll warum ich ein daki besitze
Ich werde mir wohl nochmal überlegen wenn ich woanders wohne
>>710526541
I think he's sitting pretty comfy. I'm not playing currently, but while start later. Start all over again.
>>710526734
Thank you.
Okay whatever. I'll stop.
>>710526773
Just watching some YouTube then going to play some vidya.
>>710526719
Racism was invented by the kikes to wage international wars.
Sexism isn't real, because women aren't really human.
>>710526734
>Sod off
Rude!
>>710526797
Probably drowned in his sperm tank.
>>710526889
Do it!
>>710527028
>Stricke sind schwierig
Keine Sorge, wird mit jedem Versuch einfacher.
>daki
Du musst es ja keinem zeigen. Einfach zudecken, wenn du aufstehst.
Wer wäre denn die glückliche?
>>710527030
Have you tried alcoholism? It seems less self destructive.
>>710527030
Shiro is blonde
>>710526454
I want your memes inside of me
>>710527429
Nope.
>>710527479
Is not.
>>710527429
Last I heard from him he was considering doing some tranny stuff
>>710527479
*memes*
>>710527429
>women aren't really human
>Lol look at me im so le edgy lol wanna see my katana collection oWo
>>710527548
she's bleach blonde
>>710527429
>Wer wäre denn die glückliche?
Ich feiere den Satz gerade ein bisschen
Ich hab halt eigentlich nur nach Jib gesucht, generell sind mir 2D Weiber egal aber man gewöhnt sich da schon dran, wenn man hier länger rumhängt
>>710526978
>not replying to me.
You make me sad Kyouko.
>>710527731
Not.
>>710527429
Bugger off, portmanteau caboche
>>710527731
autists have difficulty understand ing Emotion
I guess seeing sarkasm through Text is impossible for you then
>>710527429
Danke
I was almost afraid I'd lose respect for you
Good meme
>>710527837
I'll admit that my reading comprehension failed there for a second.
>>710527983
Being sarcastic about that is still edgy, also nice damage control
>>710527030
Ah, that sounds quite comfy, what are you going to play?
>>710527429
I tend to wait for the best moments so it's not something bland.
>>710528105
I'm a really sad Rubbu now.
To make it worse, you're not even giving lewds :^)
>>710528408
But then you would just say that I bully you :^)
>>710514172
>>710514245
>>710514404
>>710514651
>>710514681
>Tfw /b/ will never stroke to your waifu
just cuck me already
>>710528240
I am not shiro
>>710527548
She actually is blond though.
>>710527608
I guess that would logically be the next step after 21 gallons of fun. Did he send any pics?
>>710527764
Ja, das geht manchmal erschreckend schnell und weit.
So ein daki soll aber gut für die Körperhaltung beim Schlafen sein. Also aus medizinischer Sicht sicherlich sinnvoll.
>>710527983
Thanks for damage controlling me, bro.
>>710527943
What's a cabouche?
>>710528387
Splendid attitude, friend.
The problem with subliminal jokes is that most people miss them.
>>710528483
That's a good thing
>>710528477
I'm just joking cute Kyouko~
>I'm not joking but you get the idea.
What's up?
>>710528240
>>710528664
I'm just watching Blizzard stream, pretty boring I guess.
You?
>>710528634
Nope. I don't even know if he still has me on steam. He pretty much just vanished.
>>710528387
Realm of the Mad God, like usual.
>>710528483
>loli
>with pubes
>>710528634
Be quiet! She is not!
>>710528750
Watching an osu stream. Guy was getting yelled at for not talking to his gf for a day. Was really funny.
I don't have much to do other than that. I guess I could play something.
>ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵖᶫᵃʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ~
I mean, what?
>>710528634
>aus medizinischer Sicht sicherlich sinnvoll
Ich verschiebe die Entscheidung auf einen eigenen festen Wohnsitz mit genug Distanz zu Bekannten
Hat nie jemand es wegen deiner Figuren gesagt?
>>710529053
>>ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵖᶫᵃʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ~
Hey, I saw that :^)
>>710528634
Fraçais for "cabbage head", heini.
>>710529126 (wew)
>>710529126
Sloot~
>>710528652
>>710528882
stroke your cock to her please
>>710529357
>>710529126
Saw what? I don't know what you're talking about...
>>710529377
if u shop a cock onto her
>>710528850
I think he won't be in your friendslist anymore if he deleted you.
>>710528882
So your girl has white hair, right?
>>710529116
>Figuren
Figur! Der Singular! Und nein, das ist denen ziemlich egal. Nicht das einer von denen (mein Bruder mal abegesehen, aber der war jahrelang in Japan und hat ganz andere Sachen gesehen) wüsste was das ist.
>>710529176
Mon dieu! Wie ungezogen!
>>710529377
Looks like a boy with a vagina.
>>710529377
>>710528483
ky yourself pedofag
>>710529377
I will. I'll blow a hot load masturbating to your waifu.
>>710529377
No thx m8, 'she's' all yours.
>>710529491
Piefke
>>710529491
Yes.
>>710529491
Yeah that's what I'm thinking happened
>>710529556
Please enjoy anon
>>710528882
Ah, sounds like you're having fun then.
>>710529377
>>710528483
Are these really the best Katyusha lewds you can find?
>>710529652
Where did you learn a word like that?
>>710529684
And blond is a hair color characterized by low levels of the dark pigment eumelanin, right?
>>710529706
You could... check if he's still there?
How can you 'think' that he did it?
>>710529877
Use her for your needs please
stroke your dick thinking of her
>>710530094
I don't know.
>>710530094
Because I haven't actually done anything on steam for a while now and I don't feel like getting up to check
>>710530175
Are you an actual cuckold?
The early anon catches the trips
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>710530675
erbgoie
>>710530429
yes
it's incurable and it really turns me on
![georgette[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qXnyZom.jpg "georgette[1].jpg")
I haven't posted in these threads in a while now.
>>710530675
Only 9 off
>>710530909
How's having sex with the dogs going?
>>710530802
Have fun taking care of my babies anon.
>>710530060
Tiniest meguca.
>>710530263
So using that logic shiro is indeed blond, isn't she?
>>710530394
It almost seems like you aren't excited for tranny lewds at all.
>>710530802
Alright then, what's her name, so I can get some better pictures?
![tumblr_mff431g49n1rcb0d2o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/beSynjo.jpg "tumblr_mff431g49n1rcb0d2o1_500[1].jpg")
>>710531024
Don't tell me you remember me from the last threads. What else do you do with your time?
Dogs are doing great as usual. Love cooking for them. Planning a move to Canada soon. I hope soon.
>>710530802
you, i like you
>>710531192
Best vocaloid~
>>710531089
I'm ok with that
>>710531258
Her name is Katyusha but you will have to save it for the next thread as I've finished up
this was fun though
>>710531258
Nope.
Please stop this blonde talk.
>>710531278
I do remember you.
I do barely anything at all with my time. Besides /waifu/ threads and some vidya. Watching sports. I'm quite the boring person.
Canada is nice, or at least seems nice. Never been.
>>710531258
I'm honestly not
