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Stop right there! This street is closed because of illegal dubs
Show your pockets
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>>710497124
O-officer, I'm clea-a-an...R-r-right..?
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>>710497124
Lower your hand, officer Faggotino. I’m clear.
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I'm clean too.
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Get the fuck out of my face you civilian faggot
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I know my rights!
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Slow your roll, there, officer. I don't deal with no dubs, I'm a clean Anon!
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>>710497124
dubs?
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Run for it
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piss dick
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fight me
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>>710497124
no dubs here cunt, fuck you pig
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>>710497124
You'll never catch me or my trips.
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>>710497124
Here are my dubs, officer!
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Just passin thru sir
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>>710497124
What's seems to be the officer problem?
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no dubs here faguette
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No dubs here sir. Only singles
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>>710498777
Tripps
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>>710498777
FUCK
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>>710498777

OFFICER
GET THIS MONSTER!
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>>710498777
Ur fucked now
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Get out of my way nigger cop, I am a proud Aryan man and I will not be bullied by lesser men, now good day sir, hmph!
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>>710498777
Those trips are gonna get you put away for a long time, get that shit covered.
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>>710498777
Better run nigga!
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>>710497124
No dubs here, sir, just some singles.
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I'm not a nigger sir
I guarantee you I'm clean
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>>710497124
Fuck you officer
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You'll never take me alive copper!
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>>710498777
GET OUT OF THE FuCKING CAR YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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>>710499418
No dubs here officer. Only legal singles
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BUT OFFICER, I'M WHITE
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>>710497124

can we hurry this up? im on my way to work and i cant be late or else i get fired
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>>710497124
Bullshit.
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dindu nuffin officer
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Only legal stuff here cop. Get away
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I want my phonecall
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These are actually two singles, not dubs
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N-nothing to see here ociffer
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I aint doin nuthin
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>>710499881
You look fishy. I'll keep an eye on ya'
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>>710497124
you cant defeat kek you kike
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No dubs here
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>>710497124
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
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nothing here officer
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Im clean! Don't fucking touch me!
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no dubs here, so sir-ee... lemme go
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>>710497124
none here sir
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>>710497124
I got nothin to hide officer
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>>710500355
Shieeet someone get em
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Shit shit shit
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>>710500355
fucking what the fuck
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Shieeeet ocifer. I dindu nuffin.
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>>710500355
You
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Oh fuck
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Just taking a trip across the border to see my family officer. I dont want any trouble.
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Shit this ain't even my country Ofisial
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Check'em police man
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>>710500666
KILL HIM
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>>710497124
Dubs
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>>710500666
Oww they got you, satanic scum
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>>710500666
You nigger! You've been smuggling trips! Off to prison with ye!
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just doing my business officer
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Here you go, sir!
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>>710500666
Please don't shoot, im on the ground.
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>>710500788
>>710500666
>>710500511
>>710500355
FREEZE. ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL! ILLEGAL DUBS AND TRIPS ARE NOT SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH
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Just passing by
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singles King
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Just passing by...
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>>710500788
GET HIM
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Insert undercover cop here
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Is there a problem officer
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Move nigger I'm clean
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Checkem I have nothing to hide
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C'mon in my hometown dubs is legal. And I thought America is a free country.
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It isn't ... no dubs
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>>710497124
sorry officer, but i have no dubs to declare.
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I dindu nuffin
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>>710497124
Fuck the police
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nothing here officer
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I don't have dubs nor trips
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the pineapple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVkGHKLffuU
is now illegal.

33 check em ->
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No dubs here sir
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>>710497124
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>>710501533
Oops
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>>710497124
nigger
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>>710501566
You're under arrest for illegal dub possession!
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i dindu nuffin
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>>710501533
Busted, faggot!
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>>710497124
Complying as ordered
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>>710501755
Ooooooh
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>>710497124
you will never catch me alive copper
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checkem.png
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Now look ocifer, surely we can work this out...
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Please. I'm white.
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Fuck off
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You wanna see if there's dubs in my pockets?

Well you're gonna need to「Check 'em」
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Hands up don't shoot!
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faggot
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Nigger
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no dubs on here
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>>710500666
>Nice trip
>666
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no dubs here
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At least i'm not a nigger
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>>710502511
Officer! Get this monster!
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Lemme go i aint no niggnogg
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Surely, you would a guy with singles like me pass by.
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Check these singles out.
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Aint got nuffin on me
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You'll never take me alive coper
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fuijgewogweiwj
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Im clean, officer!
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>>710497124
Officer, I swear these aren't mine. A friend told me to hold them.
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No hay dubs aquí señor.
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>>710503777
holy shit get down
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>>710503777
LIES YOU NIGGER GET OUT OF THE CAR
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>>710497124
No dubs here, sir. I think you want the place three doors down.
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>>710503777
Shit nigga
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i want a laywer
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>>710498777
>>710503777
Get out
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I've got nothing on me Officer
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>>710497124
Hidy ho officer i.have.had.a.doozy of a day

there i were minding my own business just doing some chores around the house.. when dubs started killing themselves all over my property
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Nothing to see here officer
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fuck off cunt. i use dubs when and where I want bitch
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>>710497124
i'm clean, i swear
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nigger
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>>710497124
i ain't got no dubz ocifer...am i being detained, or am i free to go?
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>>710497124
quadz
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>>710497124
quadz this time
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>>710497124
ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO SAY I HAVE DUBS?!?!
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>>710505551
fuck!!!
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Lemme go u fucking nigger
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>>710505577
dubl dubz will work. :)
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i'm white, officer. you have no probable cause to stop me. :)
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>>710497124
fuck you pig
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>>710497124
What seems to be the officer, problem?
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Leave me alone
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>>710505799
Shit
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fuck you pig
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>>710505799
CUFF HIM BOYS
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>>710497124
go away
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Litty again
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>>710497124
Get the fuck out of my way officer, I'm on official business. I have a dubs+ licence idiot


Czech 'em
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>>710497124

check'em
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>>710497124
I'm clean i swear officer, see for yourself
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>>710497124

AM I BEING DETAINED?
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>>710506166
For those dubs? Yes.
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Don't think so buster
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i got some weed man just lemme go
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nothing to see here officer
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I have a permit for these dubs.
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im clean so let me go
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>>710506268

Can you prove I have dubs? I do not have dubs, I have repeating digits.
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>>710506688
That's code for dubs! put your hands where we can see em!
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Nothing to see here officer... just a single digit white guy...
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>>710506849

I DO NOT CONSENT! I DO NOT CONSENT! POLICE BRUTALITY!
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I've never seen a dub in my life, officer.
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Nothing to see here officer.
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>>710507211
Hiding more dubs, are we? you're going away for a long time, bub!
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Nothing here sir
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>>710497124
ONLY TRIPS HERE OFFICER
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>>710507100
hmm I guess I am invisible... ohhh yeahhh
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>>710507100
Don't think I don't see those dubs, hands where I can see em!
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>>710507699
Goddamn, I've never had a bust this big, this street must be housing a dub trafficking ring!
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checkeeeeem get me fgt
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>>710498777
Hey you got three singles of the same number in a row. Cool my dude!
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No dubs, I swear
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Shit, It's the cops
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Nothing here officer
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>>710507982
peuh...
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Am I being detained officer
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>>710507809
I swear officer, they're not even mine. I'm holding them for a friend!
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I've never had dubs, officer
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here you go, sir
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>>710497124
Oh shit! I uh, I don't consent to searches. AM I BEING DETAINED!
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>>710508100
I'm afraid so, sir. Dub possession IS a felony, and I'm going to have to take you in. Hands out.
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Go ahead, arrest me
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>>710508110
I'm going to need to take you in for questioning. Tell me about this "friend" of yours and we'll see if we can lighten your sentence, okay?
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>>710500666
>taking a "trip"
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>>710500666
[You have summoned the devil]
Your fortune: I have awoken. It's been a while. You think this election is getting crazy? Fasten your seatbelts. Things will be different this time around.
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>>710508541
My friend? He's actually in possession of dubs, trips, quads, and even quints. A real bad guy. He told me to hold onto these dubs until he "laid off the heat".
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>>710508834
Dios mio
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Ok
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>>710497124
No dubs here officer only trips
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Officer Anon signing out, I've made at least 8 dub possession arrests today, some on several counts. My shift is over, keep those streets clean, boys.
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>>710508834
Tell me, oh evil one, who wins the US presidential election?
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>>710497124
I ain't no nigger amirite?
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>>710509068
Rick Harrison.
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>>710509160
kek but you aren't Satan. Satan's presence is signified by a sigil of baphomet and evil trips
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>>710497124
IM CLEAN OK
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>>710509288
Your claims are rendered invalid by your possession of illegal dubs! Hands up!
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>>710509422
FUCK DONT SHOOT
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>>710509422
Next time you want to claim you're clean, try actually HIDING your dubs. Get in the back.
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>>710509447
shit the cops... you'll never catch me!
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>>710509068
Naturally the most corrupt one, I don't even think the ancient evils need to answer that.
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Illegal dubs ? Where ?
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>>710497124
I only have trips on me officer
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How dare you subject me to this unwarrented search. I demand your badge number!
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No dubs here, sir
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>>710497124
Don't worry officer I'm clean
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>>710509700
Fuck! He found them
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Fuck...you got me
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Please don't check my rectum officer
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Im clean officer aint nothing to see here
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>>710509898
>9898
Are... Are those dubs?
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>>710510085
They're sequential dubs... Cuff him!
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>>710497124
Get your hands off me, you government hound! By the authority of these singles, let me pass!
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>>710497124
GOFUCKINGFUCKIDYDUCKYOURSELFKUNTOID1!1!1!11488!!!1!1
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>>710510233
u dead mf
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For all those with dubs, trips, and quads
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>>710497124
what seems to be the problem oficer
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The fuck outta here
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>>710511144
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I dindu nuffin!
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But officer I'm white
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what dubs?
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Dubs? I would never do such a thing.
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>>710511766
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>>710505566
double dubs thats illegal reee
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What the fuck are dubs? You fucking Nia
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NO DUBS HERE
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>>710498777
he only said dubs not trips
yer all gud
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>>710497124
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Hi /b/ my mom said i need to grow up overnight. Any tips and or products I can buy? I dindu nuffin to ny1 y so srs
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Nothing to hide officer.
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No dubs here boss
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I saw dubs running that way
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>>710511906
They are not mine, I swear
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>>710497124
No dubs here sir...
>if dubs i reroll for deception check
>then officer rolls for perception check
>last 2 digits are our chances to get away with or catch
>biggest roll wins.
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hey whats going o-
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Please let me through. I'm late for work.
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>>710497124
no dubs here officer
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>>710511417
hahahaha
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hahaha you not gunna get me
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>>710497124
You're move mister law man!
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>>710497124
Well shit
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check my kek
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Im sorry officer, here are my dubs. I will comply with the law and come quitely
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I only have trips officer
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no dubs here, i swear
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AM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINEDAM I BEING DETAINED??!?!?!?!
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you don't give tickets to pretty girls do you?
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Officer you can let me off if i give you a piece of these quints
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>>710513799
get im
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I keep my dubs in an opaque container. Check 'em when you have a warrant officer
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>>710497124
these arent mine! Im just holding them for a friend!
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>>710513844
To the brig with you
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>>710513844
law's the law bud
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>>710513920
>>710513951
:'( guys post my bail plz! im innocent!
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Nothing to hide, I am good people
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Nothing here, officer
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I got a receipt
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>>710514322
Get him and his fuckin bread!
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>>710497124
fuk u pucci boi we ow assoshiate with u pig ass racisist ass trump lovin whipipo fuckin cops. even if i got a dub on me the fucc u gon do bout it bich
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>mfw I have a bag of dubs up my anus and get pulled over
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hel yeah bich azakly what my niqquh said. maybe i got a dub maybe i ownt
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>>710513679
You're right, we don't. Sign here
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>>710497124
I dindu nuffin
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I-I was just holding these dubs for a friend
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>>710497124
o shet
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>>710500097
this picture restored my faith in humanity
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>>710497124
č
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>>710497124
lol k
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roll
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>>710497124
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>>710497124
check em
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I ain't got nothin'
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