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I was circumcised on Wednesday.

My whole life I was commenting on cut threads defending people with a foreskin saying it looks better, because I was jealous. I have joined the cut life and don't even miss my foreskin one bit. Once it's healed I'll have a better looking penis than all you guys with foreskins.

Can't wait... Welcome me to the cut life.
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>>710496294
Is it such a big thing ?
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>>710496294
Was the only reason the optic and how old are you ?
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>>710496690
Probably not for OP.
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There is absolutely no objective reason to cut a part of your dick with an actual function. Showing everybody how proud you are you made a stupid decision only makes you look dumber than you already are. Enjoy it, retard.
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>>710496294
At least you probably didn't feel the pain like you would if you were a baby.
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>>710496294
Enjoy not enjoying sex, next up your eyelids.
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>>710496294
show us how fucked ur cock looks
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>>710496841
Fuck you
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>>710497004
>>710496294
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>>710496294
Nice try, jew boy.
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>>710496294
t. edgy faggot

I bet you have some real cool tattoos as well
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>>710496294
Who cares?
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>>710496754
I am 21, I've always had a tight foreskin but was too worried to tell anyone. Last year my brother had the same operation and I finally decided to tell someone.
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>>710497520
everyone with a foreskin should care, because they are degenerates
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Have fun being with a desensitized penis.
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I have a foreskin that doesn't cover the tip of my penus. Half and half master race!
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5skin 4 lyfe
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>>710497857
wait until you rip it and it gets infected bro
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>>710498077
How does one go about ripping their foreskin?
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>>710496294
still wont get you laid
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>>710498234
By being sexually active with a tight foreskin...
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>>710498352
I disagree, I told a few girls that I was getting cut and they told me to visit them after so.. lol

I come from Europe, where people aren't usually cut at birth unlike US.
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>>710496294
>2016
>adopting the cultural practices of Bronze Age desert tribes
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>>710498602
well, I needed it done and now I feel great so...
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>>710496294
My pipi is total fine
Should I still do it ?
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>>710498541
That's the beauty of it, it's not tight at all.
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>>710496294
Congratulations, you gave informed consent to having part of your dick cut off, unlike the majority of babies who are permanently disfigured against their will for no tangible benefit.
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>>710500330
Yes, you should override 2 million years of evolution and arbitrarily mutilate your genitalia.
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Damn, you seem quite traumatized. Please, go see a doctor, creating your own fantasy world to live in just because you can't handle your actual live isn't a solution.
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>>710496294
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>>710500460
Don't be stupid
After your logic we shouldn't shave because people 2 million years ago didn't?
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>>710500755
Hair grows back. Foreskin doesnt.
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>>710497314
i don't speak spick
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>>710500877
irrelevant to the point being made.
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>>710500755
If shaving adversely affected your sex life, I'd advise against that too.
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>>710500953
+1

I am surprised how many uneducated people there are on /b/.. It never used to be this bad... Is it just loads of newfags or???

Phimosis is more common than people think, and being circumcised is not as bad as everyone thinks.
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>>710499878
>>710497588
>>710496294

Why would you miss your foreskin if you were having actual issues with it? You had a medical condition related to your tight foreskin, why the fuck would you miss it? You're confused af, kid, cut vs uncut never was about medical conditions and needs
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good 4 u
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Conclusion :
>Cut
If pipi hurts because i'am crippled and have Phimosis

>Don't Cut
If pipi is fine

RIGHT GUYS
/THREAD
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>>710500755
hair=/=skin
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>>710501414
Was the easiest example don't pick on it like a retard
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>>710501412
there are treatments for phimosis that don't require you to lose part of your body
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>>710501528
it was a shitty example.
why not use the appendix?
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>>710501530
Than the only reason is the optic.
Still I heard from many girl they prefer when the dick is circumcised
>+ the hygienic circumcised is way more hygienic
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You all cutfags can't do this
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Uncut Europoors WILL defend this
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>>710501833
Yeah all will miss that unnecessary shit
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>>710496294
>Look at me
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i slowly stretched my phimosis out over time
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>>710501833
>wen yo girl want more but u already bust 4 times so yo homie hit you up wit da reload
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>>710496294
PEOPLE :

Post the hottest porn in there.

We have to make OP SUFFER
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>>710501833
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>>710501786
Then*
They don't care once its inside them, only the shallow ones choose body over mind.
Uncircumcised isn't as unhygienic as you think.
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>>710496294
Well, in that case, i want to stay up longer
Let me just cut off my eyelids
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>>710496294
You sound like a guy who knows what kind of cock he likes.

Pic related.
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>>710501625
I really don't want to argue with you if it's rational/useful if you're circumcised or not.
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>>710502162
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>>710502238
Come on stop
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>>710496841
Shut up Carlos. Nobody wants your snide ass comments you fucking beaner.
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>>710501096
/b/ has always been newfags. It was newfags in 2004 when I joined, and no one is really allowed to reference themselves as oldfags. It's just bad form. however, 2 many normies now. mostly loners back in the early days. most of the these types have moved on to new sites.
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>>710502059
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>>710502283
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>>710502180
I'am uncircumcised and many girls say that it would feel better if my dick would be circumcised (Blowjob,Handjob)
And general I think circumcised is more hygienic lets don't start with shit like smegma... I know if you shower it won't appear but still
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>>710496294
I think the whole point of the argument is any uncircumcised guy has the choice to get circumcised. Guys who were cut at birth never did.
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>>710502591
I would be happy if my parents had let me circumcise, I'm afraid because I don't know how the operation will be when I'm older.
As a baby It would be less hard
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>>710502738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjUCR44qZLE
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>>710502554
my gf loves how shiny my head gets when she's playing with it, different girls have different preferences. smegma is almost a myth. I haven't had smegma in years and today marks 3 weeks with no shower. I'm not shitting you.
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>>710503080
That's the key answer

>different girls have different preferences
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>>710502955
Would I remember ?
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I've been with two men who were not circumcised and had no problems. Why? Because they cleaned themselves. On the other hand I have been with several cut guys who thought that the fact that there were cut meant that they were protected from any posssible bug out there. They were not very hygenic.

I would take one of my uncut lovers who always washed up before and after sex over these two guys I was with who didn't wash before or after. Needless to say they were nasty.
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>>710503408
If i rape a baby, would he remember?
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>>710502738
I was cut 2 days ago and haven't felt any pain... Not on any painkillers anymore...
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>>710503556
Ahh god stop beeing a faggot
Apple and pears aren't the same
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>>710503662
Still i'am kinda scared it's my dick! :/
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>>710496294
BAIT
SAGE
NOKO
GTFO 4CHAN
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>>710496690
Not now he's had a chunk of it cut off
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>>710503669
Yeah, mutilating a baby is worse than raping a baby
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How about this...if you want to get circumsized, go for it. If not, dont. But please stop making that decision for newborn babies. You have no right to make that decision for them.
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>>710503432
I'am hygienic right now (Uncircumcised)
and would still be hygienic if I would be circumcised

It depends on the personality and not on the dick
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>>710503783
Dicks seem bigger if they ate cut for your info
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>>710500755
Prove it.

Prove that people didn't shave 2 million years ago.
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Why are people making it out to be like you have to choose when the child is a baby? Just let them grow up and they can make their own adult decisions about their body once they've reached a mature age. They can then decide for themselves because then it's consensual.
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>>710504004
Heh, no
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>>710503827
>>710503866
All i'am saying I would be happy if my parents had take the discussion from my shoulders but probably you're right it's like religion the kid should choose on his own
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>>710503914
Most cut guys seem to think that since they don't have foreskin they dont need to wash their dicks
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>>710504126
Sure it does! same if your shave ur pubes
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>>710496294

Lol Americans. Its not aboit appearance. Cocks look stupid regardless. All that matters is how it feels when you fuck somebody, and that is undoubtedly better with a foreskin due to the nerve endings and the fact that we were literally designed to have one for a reason.

You might last longer in bed though. Who knows?
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>Millions years of evolution
>Has to be circumcised to be a proper human
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>>710504281
Any logic or reasoning behind your claim?
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all of this MGM going around.
I'm gonna break the mold. I'm going to have my daughter circumcised.
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>>710504302
>You might last longer in bed though

Without a forskin
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potential health benefits... more people die from botched circumcisions every year than anthing that could have been prevented with circumcision
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>>710504281
You've clearly researched "how can I make my micro-penis look bigger", and really taken it to heart
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>>710504361
It *seem* bigger it's the same size but it's just the optic loom it up idiot
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>>710498581
ah ok, just casually brought up that you're getting circumcised? very nice and definitely believeable
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>>710504456
So that would be a no then
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>>710504302
Fuck you, cocks are beautiful
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Did you use that new cool device or did they just cut it?
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>>710504116
Because as a adult it's more of a stress as a kid you don't even remember of the whole pain
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>>710504450
he searched "how to make my weiner fukign huge"
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>>710496294
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>>710504602
no circumcision = no pain
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>>710504520
SEEM SEEM SEEM SEEM SEEM
IT'S NOT BIGGER IT SEEMS BIGGER
DUMBASS
Like I said in the beginning
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>>710504910
no circumcision = no beautiful cock
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if its illegal to mutilate a baby girl's genitalia, then the foreskin of a baby boy should be no different.
End of story.
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>>710504450
Im fine with the length of my banana
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>>710504943
And yet you have nothing to back up your opinion, so as I said, no logic or reasoning.
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>>710504943
Seems like you're a faggot with body dysmorphic disorder to me.
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>>710505008
I disagree
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>>710496294
>i regret this so much so i'll write a post on /b/ saying that I like it. That will relieve the sufference.

I don't trust you faggot, a friend of mine was circumcised for medical reasons and he hates it, like every normal human being.
You know, no one likes mutilations.
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>>710505256
Are you a girl ? I don't think so
Idgaf on the opinion from men
I heard from several girls tal>>710505256
king about that cut is sexy
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>>710505155
>>710505175
I could show you just some German articles

Google on your own bushy retard
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>>710497049
No, nobody would ever want to fuck you.
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>>710505530
Or not
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>>710505384
I'm just saying i rather have a smooth and moist penis in my mouth than a dry and calloused one
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Whatever you say OP, I guess you need to tell yourself something to make it more comfortable.

You can list advantages all day, you might be right on some of them but the point is, there is absolutely no need to mutilate our boys.

It's just backwards thinking, no wonder the jews do it too
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>>710505770
>different person have different preferences
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>>710496294
No american woman would say uncut lookt better than cut. Most find it disgusting
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>>710496294
Quality b8
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>>710505972

I find most american women disgusting
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>>710505972
>Thankyou American women for your opinion, you should stop by /b/ more often
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>>710505972
You're not a girl don't think you would know them

But still
>different girls have different preferences
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>>710496294
thats fucking disgusting you filthy kike
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I have a tight foreskin aswell but I'm fucking triggered and scared to tell anyone and get cut. Last times that i had sex it didn't feel good cause it's tight so even stopped having sex ... fml
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>>710496294
Congrats now you're a fuckin jew
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>>710506241
everybody agreed that he should get cut if his sex life is suffering?
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>>710496294
>I was cucked on Wednesday by my wife

Fixed
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>>710496956
Uncircumcised-fag confirmed
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>>710506409
He should probably try steroids first, failing that fuck yeah, everybody deserves sex.
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>>710504345
>Million of years of evolution
Right because evolution creates perfect beings that aren't succeptible to diesease and sickness. Have fun with your wound dick that makes you splooge beacause
>it's more sensitive
Meanwhile I'll bang my gf for 30- an hour. Really there's nothing religious about it for me, I'll probably get my kid cut so he fits in. I'll just get him the Low and Loose like me.
I don't feel it's a Cutlife master race but it's just a thing that's beneficial especially in the US.
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OP what was the procedure when you told the doctor you had a tight foreskin? Test? Check up? Is there an amount of foreskin they remove or just fuck all?
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>>710506409
Still fkn scared of the operation itself
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>>710506520
>Right because evolution creates perfect beings that aren't succeptible to diesease and sickness
Funnily enough it helps to prevent this, the inner lining of the foreskin releases anti bacterial agents to protect the glans and urethra.
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>>710506792
Why? you won't feel shit.
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>>710506792
I know it's not very helpful but a question
Happier if you would be cut since a baby ?
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>>710506891
How much do they remove and how like I'm allergic to knifes that are close to my dick
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>>710496294
>Caring so much about the appearance of a little extra (functional) skin on your penis that you litteraly have it removed


OP is insecure, gay or both
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>>710506023
So do i but cant be picky
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This is not a complicated concept. It is permanent, optional cosmetic surgery that you are inflicting on another human being without their consent. How selfish and narcissistic do you have to be to think that you should be able to make cosmetic surgery decisions for other people?
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>>710506951
If they knew it was tight then sure but for no reason? Fuck no
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>>710506974
So go to the docs and get steroid cream. Other than that you would talk about it with your surgeon, usually it's only the very end of the foreskin which becomes overly rigid, they can generally just take that ridge away to solve the phimosis, or just get the lot taken off.
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>>710496294
>This is not a pathetic attempt to come to terms with what happened to you.
It's OK to be mutilated anon but unless you had it done with no pain meds while wide awake and strapped to a bed you still can't comment on infantile circumcision.
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>>710507166
I am anon, and I approve this msg
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>>710507148
Fuck me ... not to hard my foreskin is tight and steriod cream what is that?
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>>710507346
It helps the foreskin relax, same principal as Asthma medication being steroid based and relaxing your airways. Cream is used over time with stretching to get the foreskin used to stretching. Basically as a kid you're sposed to fuck with your dick and pulled your foreskin back at some point and get used to it, as you get older your skin loses elasticity and if your foreskin isn't already adapted to your head then it becomes more difficult as an adult.
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>>710507549
*sigh* guess ill have to just throw my dick on the table and be like hey this is fucking tight ... fuck
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>>710507737
Just tell him, chances are he'll give you the cream, the instructions and see how you go, docs don't take any more time than they have to.
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>>710496294
wait a minute!
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>>710496294
Had mine done last week, very pleased with it.
You have a pic ?
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consensual mutilation ftw
>less nerves, less feels, less satisfaction
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>>710496294
Did you just say that your dick is not even healed, thus you have no idea if anything's changed and also the numbing of your dick hasn't even finished and you can judge if you "miss your foreskin"?

Man, you seem pretty retarded to me...
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>>710496841
TOOOOP KEK
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