When's the last time you had sex?
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When's the last time you had sex?
Last Saturday, gf lives in another city
>>710493590
about 40 mins ago ... might even go back for seconds
>>710493590
last night, so about 10 hours ago.
never
Wednesday morning
2010.
FML.
About a year now. Even though there's this girl i could easly call and i'd get laid.
About 15 months and I want to die
Sunday
Like 6 months, and it was the worst I've had. Before that i did in April with the same girl and it wasn't good either...before that i did in fucking Aug of 2014
>>710493590
One hour ago. With myself. Life sucks.
>>710493590
Sunday night
>>710494790
Same here.
2 days ago I think? Maybe 3.
>>710494762
2013
FML
>>710494790
arbys not mcdonalds
>>710493649
So that means she's had sex since lmao
Back when i was 14 and that was like 1998
In about 20 minutes
>>710493590
December 2012
>>710494762
thought i'd be the winner but this guy beat me
Smashed all over our airbnb Wednesday
>>710493590
About four hours ago, before heading out to work. Happy Friday, everyone.
>>710495666
devil feels you
>>710493590
Monday or Tuesday. creampied the wife.
>>710495943
lol married and only has sex once or twice a week. what's the point even?
>>710493590
Sunday & its killing me.
I miss my girls pussy goddamit
everyday for the last month
>>710495666
Hi there Stan
A month, it was paid for, considering it again but I know it's generally a waste of money. Only two of five have been good enough experiences, and only one of those I walked away with very little regret.
Before that it was mid 2015, I was too intoxicated. Ultimately embarrassing.
Maybe I'll go out tonight with getting laid as my only intention. Never really tried that.
>>710494635
>>710494762
>>710494898
>>710495186
>>710495440
>>710495557
>>710495666
>>710495803
>>710493590
april 2016
>>710493590
~4/week for a year now
Last saturday. Wife's on her period, started yesterday. Probably be over by Sunday. Might plow her then.
>>710496828
remember the only time i had a hooker
>be me
>20yo
>cabo san lucas
>smoking hot cuban chick in brothel
>like insane fucking body
>take her into the back
>have to wear condom
>hate those fucking things
>shes tight af oddly enough
>wet af
>wont let me go balls deep
>whelp this is bull
>half hour in and havent cum
>she gets on top
>sticks it in her ass
>cum in like 10mins
>charges me extra 50 for anal
5/10 experience, had better sex at resort with drunk chick from Washington.
>>710496019
Married anon here - if I'm lucky it's once a week. Last time with the wife was over two weeks ago..
>>710493590
>be mildly attractive basement nerd
>be most attractive dude in your group of friends
>secretly sleeping with all your friends girls
>Chatting up red head
>get invited over at 4am
Well fuck i guess im thirsty enough
>Bitch jumps me almost as soon as i walk through the door
>isnt wet enough yet
>actually hurts
Fucking inexperienced sloots, dick is still sore
Last night, with my Arabic tutor. She's only two years older, so it's not that weird
>>710495649
rekt
>>710498117
>thirsty
nigger alert
>>710493590
last july
Last time I touched a vagina was on the way out of one.
>>710498498
yeah pretty much, except im a pasty white dude.
Just yesterday. With my hand tho
>>710498842
whatever you say nigger
>>710493590
2 months and a half ago, lost my virginity too.
14 months ago
>>710493590
Last night.
>>710493590
2 days, on a golf course in the bushes. felt like something different
>>710493590
Yesterday, GF hasn't come home yet today.
2 days so far and I can't even fap which is the worse part as I used to fap at least once a day plus sex about 3 times a week but now my girlfriend locked me up and has the keys she said she might unlock me tonight to fuck her but possibly not until Sunday this is going to be tough
2 days
This morning
4 hours ago
January
>>710493590
Yesterday on my lunch break. Was just gonna be a blowjob, wife was gonna try and swallow for me after much convincing, I ended up fucking her instead
>>710499206
Ain't your junk damaged if you happen to get hard with that thing ?
Last Sunday, pic related, we went for a walk around an outdoor mall and went home to screw.
>>710499711
No it won't let you get hard at least fully erect it puts to much pressure on it and won't let it grow
Last Monday, break up sex with my exgf on midterms after she moved away for college. Pic not related
>>710499102
The thing I love most about this image is the timestamp. 3:30 in the afternoon, well done boys
Few hours ago
>>710498117
>Last time with the wife was over two weeks ago..
>what's the point even?
>>710499754
de ce inca nu ai plecat din romania?
>>710496019
when we were younger we fucked like crazy. now I'm old with 2 young kids....
>>710497841
also married. how old are you?
~2 months ago. Dumping gf this weekend
>>710493590
bou 2 m ago omfg bud nvmd i go heroin
Sunday 30th October at approximately 02:30
About a week ago
>>710500038
I'm only 24 and i've had 2 relationships long enough to start to have that shit happen to me. Its always either a bullshit power game, she has no sex drive (unlikely) or she isnt attracted to you anymore. Shit sucks i feel for you /b/ro
>>710497693
50 what ? pezzos ?
>>710494762
2012
>>710493590
today
I cant even go a week without getting some, havent since i was 16, so 8 years with sex on the reg. How do people like you ^^^ even live?
>>710494762
2009 right here
A few hours ago actually.
>b/
>having sex
FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT RRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!1!
Only wizards may dwell here, fagots!
>>710493590
last night, while on 150mg of mdma too.
god was that great
>>710500202
30s. Life is great ...except for the sexual Sahara
>>710499552
Your wife still gives you blowies? Enjoy that shit while it lasts, /b/ro
yesterday
Girlfriend of two years broke up with me last night. Had sex last week.
>>710495557
I know that feel bro
>>710493590
About an hour ago. GF decided to join me in the shower. Scrubbed each other down, then took care o' some bidness.
And BTW, I'm a Ancient Faggot (50 yrs old) - gf is 38.
That means there is hope for you young fags - never give up. There is some female out there that will find your worm-colored body attractive...
kek.
>>710494762
wow dude, same year. how are you hanging?
>>710493590
Ask your mother.
Got a quickie BJ last night. Wife is 8 months preggers, so sex is a little awkward at the moment.
>>710493590
2011
>>710502355
That isn't unusual. My ex wanted to blow me all the time. When we first got together, I figured she was just trying to win me over - but nope - turned out it was kinda her thing.
She wanted to be face-fucked and swallowed too.
So, why is she my ex? you ask? Kek. Because she eventually found some other dude who's cock must have tasted better than mine, I guess. After 15 years and 4 kids, she ran away with some schmo.
So, I got the kids, and a new GF. Had bad feels for a while, but now all is a-ok. New GF doesn't like to swallow though. So that's a bit of a drag...
>>710498498
Slaanesh cultist alert is more like it
>>710493590
About 30 mins ago, it's my bday.
last night with my fiancee. round one went well. got a little drunk watching the bucs game and had to fake round two but since the load from round one was still in there and we were in doggie i knew she wouldnt notice. i snapped back into for for round three. all in all a decent night.
>>710493590
last Friday night with the wife
>>710502935
i think you forgot this
Never had sex
2 days ago with my ex. Now we're just FWBs. Everyone keeps saying it'll go wrong but I don't care, sex is too good. Might post a pic or 2
>>710502086
>>>/r9k/
Stay in your containment board faggot
7 hours ago, was my first time too. She was tight as fuck
>>710494762
2009 here, with a fat chick.
>>710499206
Do you guys think you could do this?
>>710504902
This is her before I left for work today
Sunday morning sex with my sexy wife. Dont give up bros. Didnt find my girl until i was 30. Had some serious drought years prior to
>>710495666
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
end of July
Procreate a child.
She's now 6 month old.
...
>>710495649
>>710496019
jerking off is easier and faster?
sex is a work out, you're on /b/, the fattest and lazyist
10 months ago
>>710496735
"generally a waste of money"
ITT anons that have never had a drug addiction
>>710493590
Last night. A voyeur client hired me and another escort so he could direct me fucking her
>>710493590
2 weeks ago with a thai girl. so good
>>710496828
With my luck I'd either get AIDS or arrested.
>>710503335
I hope you and your wife enjoy a prosperous marriage good sir
>>710504600
2005 with an immigrant
>>710496828
I'm a 22 year old virgin. I'm considering it
2weeks. Getting laid Sunday.
2011
>>710496828
i am 22, gf is away, and i am getting a hooker tonight. Cant believe i am writing this
>>710493590
Night before last with my wife.
>>710493590
Never.
>>710508904
it would be funny as hell if you call for a hooker and your mom shows up
>>710499206
faggot
This Tuesday with my girlfriend. While she's on period
>>710510335
How so?
>>710493590
last night
Never in my life.
>>710506561
Job story time
>>710508904
Agency? BP? SW? Need more details
>>710493590
Does masturbation count? Its sex with someone I love.
>>710493590
I'm 20 and what is sex
>>710507263
if you want to get rid of the virgin label get one
if you want to know real sex is like wait for someone you like, someone who will give it to you for free with no extra rotten apples smell and STDs on the side
>>710504466
more please. She's so tiny!
Never because i live in a Muslim country and i'm a Muslim
>>710513268
Wait can't you just rape any woman you want?
>>710513488
No, i will be thrown in jail for my whole life or maybe get executed
>>710513746
I'm pretty sure you can have sex with any woman who shows skin. That's why the burka was invented.
>>710496305
masturbation doesnt count fag
my oh my this place has changed
>>710514122
ha what?
bro you serious?
burka is not common here, many show skin.
>>710514375
nah, not that much tbh
>>710502663
Fuck sorry to hear man
>>710514534
Those girls must get raped constantly.
>>710493590
Yesterday
>>710493649
applys for me to, although its just the stress from uni what divides us
Had sex yesterday, probably will again today.
>>710499754
De ce plm blondele din Mehedinti au maini asa de mari?
June. Feelsbadman.
>>710493590
This morning in the shower before work.
Never
>>710493590
Last night while my girlfriend was on /x/, i love fucking her while she's doing something
>>710493590
It's been awhile, but only because I let my wife fuck bbcs.
>>710493590
Never.
t. wizard's apprentice
>10 months ago
>had a chance to last night
>at some army girlfriends house
>she's lonely and thirsty as fuck
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets and i just left without fucking
Am I a pussy?
>>710511366
Ur not alone anon
September 13. Just kill me already
Came in my wife last night, last creampie of the cycle cause she started period bleeding this morning and we use the "rhythm method" so back to pulling out till this time next month : (
4 weeks ago, just found out my wife is 4 weeks pregnant with our second so I won't have sex again for another two years. But my god is that ripped open, unrepairable vagina worth it...
Fuck.
>>710514122
That's not why burka was invented. It was because islam's prophet mohommad had many wives who were hot as fuck (at least that's what they say) and mohommad was old and insecure so he said to stupid muslims that god told him to order all women to not show their faces in public.
>>710516239
That doesn't sound right. I still think it's the rape thing.
>>710493590
24 yo virginfag here.
give us the sauce, so i can haz simulated sex with my hand.
>>710493590
Wow... 2 weeks ago...
Shit I need. To change this
I got head in 2011
>>710493590
Last Sunday. Gettin' it again this week as many times as I can. I love having ass on tap after a long drought
>>710516428
i read it in a novel called Satanic Verses. The author is himself a muslim and has critisized islam in that pretty nicely.
You know, in islam all the sex positions where women are on top are forbidden?
>>710513488
You're thinking of young boys. They can rape any young boy they want
>>710493590
SOMEBODY SAUCE ME
SOMEBODY SAUCE ME
SOMEBODY SAUCE ME
>>710493590
This morning before college
>>710493590
3 weeks ago but it feels like years
>>710516666
Shit satan quads
Decided to break up with gf this past weekend
Had a big party and she and a few of her friends were coming down
Didn't want to break up before so her girls would entertain my guys etc
They all stay the night
Decide not to bang gf but she won't stop trying to get my noodle
End up taking her to the bathroom downstairs and fucking all night for like 3-4 hours
Wake up have breakfast
Tell her we can't do this anymore
"Do what anon"?
Relationship
Tears flowing down her face
Verbally assaults me for about 45minutes
Her friends stuff her in the car and they drive away
Crack a beer and high five my dad
>>710493590
Ive never had sex
ALLEGDLY
I dry humped a 3 yr old girl when i was 3 yrs old myself
ALLEGDLY
>>710493590
about 7 months ago, feels bad to write it down
>>710493590
27yo virgin
Ive eaten out two girls. kissed 9 or 10. I'm insecure as fuck...
>>710516833
>>710516833
+3 Faggot Points
>>710516833
>>710516833
who talks like that? even internally
>>710502837
>>710493590
August of 2014
I'm 20 years old now
I may never have sex again.
>>710493590
201b and don't really give a fuck
I am into this one hot waitress... but I really just want to play with her tits
>>710493590
im married,,,so last night
>>710504902
>>710504979
Not for that,
man.
Ty
>>710518190
2013 I meant
>>710493590
like a year ago, i got ass pimples and cant get rid of em, helppp folliculitis? i dont have insurance home remedies? anyone?
>>710493590
A month ago.
Married, mid 40's. Don't ever fucking fall for it kids. Stay in a LTR but do NOT get married. By kid #2 your sex will go to once a month at best. Almost every guy I know my age says the same thing. Only married guys who don't are either A: a hell of a lot younger with a correspondingly younger wife or B a guy my age married to a girl in her 20's.
Fucking sold a bill of goods that was a lie. After a few kids their sexual metabolism goes to frigid while yours stays the same. And if you cheat you will fucking lose everything and get boned by the court system.
DONT FUCKING DO IT.
>>710493590
7 months ago I think
>>710493590
About an hour ago when I woke up, and before that last night before bed.
Last night to a cute chubby
>>710493590
Xmas Night, last year. Venezuelan prostitute in Seoul, Korea.
>>710493590
About 5 months ago
i'm married
im only 29
>>710493590
Two years ago. Pity sexy from a fat, ugly girl. Pussy felt good though.
Before that, it'd been six years.
I wish I was dead.
>>710519235
wait, no, she allowed me to rub my dick against her ass one time later, because i kept naging her for sex, she was playing on her phone then made me clean it up.
>>710493590
May 2016
Two days ago. It was decent and I got almost 15 minutes of cuddling afterwards.
>craving cuddling now more than sex
>>710519073
It was a tranny btw... Sorry, I forgot to mention that. I am now HIV +... FML.
>>710499206
What the fuck is your problem?
How the fuck do you people justify that bullshit?
>I like having a caged dick.
What the fuck, Man?
>>710519694
No, I'm fairly certain she was a woman. Nice ass and a puss that took every inch of me. But, since she was Latina and not Asian, I had a hard time cumming, because I'm not normally attracted to Latinas.
At the very least, I was able to talk her pimp/mamasan down from $200 to just $80 for 30 mins. Kind of regret doing it anyway.
>>710519694
What's it like knowing one night ruined your entire fucking life?
>>710519235
>>710519235
Christ that bitch started early on you.
See: >>710518610
Do you guys have kids? If not...GET OUT NOW. It only gets worse.
I got married at 28 to a 22 year old. We dated 2 years before we got married. I was getting laid 6 or 7 times a week, sometimes more, rarely less.
After marriage: first 3 or 4 years: good. at least 5 or so times a week.
Biological clock kicks in (like it does with EVERY girl when she sees her friends having kids) at age 26. She wants a kid. We have a kid. Sex drops drastically, twice a week at best. This goes on for 4 years. She wants a second kid. I'm still getting laid tolerably, so I agreed. After 2nd kid she says she "thinks that's enough kids"....within a year sex dropped to once a month at best. ONCE A FUCKING MONTH.
If she is (wonder of fucking wonders) horny, we have sex. If she isn't...I could be blue balled to the point of about to fuck a hole in a wooden fence and I ain't getting SHIT. "I'm too tired." "I feel fat." "the kids are up" (when we have a 4500 square foot house with the kids literally 100 feet from our bedroom through 3 shut doors), "I'm not in the mood." "I'm just not feeling it right now" etc etc fucking ETC.
In the old days women had "wifely duties" now that shit is gone And you're stuck. Because otherwise you have a good wife, but that huge part of your life is missing.
They wonder why their men cheat, why they get dumped, etc. I know like 4 guys my age having affairs because of this shit, and another half dozen divorced because of it. Women are too fucking stupid to grasp that sex is important for men. If you aren't in the mood? PUT OUT ANYWAYS, because your spouse wants to, and making them happy when you don't give a shit is part of marriage. Do these stupid bitches think husbands want to sit through fucking chick flicks Or having your girlfriends over to the fucking house during football games? No, guys do it to make them happy. Grrr.
/vent over
>>710520198
>be me
>26
>no kids
>great job
>great girlfriend
>own house together
>she doesn't want kids or to be married.
Can't tell you how lucky I feel.
Last night
>>710519898
Your mother and I will tell you when you're a bit older.
>>710493590
Never...
24 y/o
I don't even care anymore
>>710520198
Married for 10 years. 3 kids, me and my wife still fuck like rabbits. Sometimes we bring other people into the bed. Guys girls doesn't matter.
>>710520322
MOAR
>>710520486
>Guys girls doesn't matt
Aside from the kids, this is like my dream marriage. I want a woman who's a steady rock in my life and a best friend, but who's also a total freak in bed and into bi play.
>>710520317
How old is she?
Be careful. My wife was a "omg never want kids I HATE kids ugh..." then once all her friends started shitting them out at 26 or so....story changed 180 degrees quickly.
If I can help even a couple younger guys dodge the bullet me and my generation are suffering through daily, I guess it is worth it in some way.
About a week ago heh
>>710520486
Ages of you two?
Answer honestly.
>>710520646
She's 28.
>>710494607
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>710493590
4 hours ago. I'm just here to promote Hilary's campaign and she gives good head.
Clinton for president cuz Trump is useless.
>>710520646
Majority of her friends have their kids and she sees how it's ruined their freedom to do whatever.
Saturday, and probably tomorrow too. 30 minutes away, and she works full time all week. works out for me cause I'm doing homework for 6 hours a day minimum. Girl lives under a rock so I'm really not worried about fidelity.
A month ago. But I'm married, and have had the flu for the past 2 weeks.
Otherwise, it's pretty often.
>>710493590
yesterday, but was shitty.
Ex was amazing at sex and everything around, now everything else sucks.
>>710515549
Not a pussy, Now tell her man, save your brotha from the leech
>>710520998
>had the flu for the past 2 weeks.
seen a doctor yet? Idk what it could turn up as, but i'm pretty sure it doesn't last that long normally.
>>710520778
>>710520778
Thanks for the answer.
All I can say is at 28 my wife was still putting out also.
>>710493590
7 hours ago
>>710520700
I'm 36 and she just turned 40
>>710520591
It's been like that ever since we met. Crazy thing is, when I met her I was completely done with dating and women in general. I just wanted to focus on money.
>>710521116
Damn anon. I feel bad for you.
We're not married and she doesn't want to get married.
I know you don't know her and this is probably an autistic question but do you think that will change when she gets older?
>>710521261
Sounds you like really lucked out, man. If I were attractive, I'd ask if I could join you guys. Do you ever invite younger guys into bed?
>>710521386
As long as you're of legal age, and if you don't have an insanely small cock
>>710521152
You're lucky as fuck.
Guys talk, not just friends, but even coworkers (work in an all male office and we go out drinking after work) I know like 2 or 3 guys getting some from their wives. The rest of us got fucking hoodwinked. If you're 36 with any kind of social male circle you already know how lucky you are though.
>>710521485
And cleanliness is a big issue. No stds as swingers you have to be extra careful about that shit.
>>710521356
Well honestly 28 is the downslope of the "bubble" which really peaks at 26. At 30 if she still doesn't want to get married I would bet you are in the clear.
Its peer pressure. You can watch it happen. "All my friends are now married" = "I want to get married (even if I hated the idea before)". "All my friends are having kids" = "I want to have kids". There's always exception to the rule though. Just stick to your guns and no matter what, don't think "well she is the exception". You're playing with fire.
>>710521485
It's about average. I've been told by two women I was with that it was "just the right size". I'm a little chubby in the midsection, but not even close to obese.
I'd happily get in bed with you guys, but you're probably thousands of miles away from me. (Austin area of Texas.)
>>710521549
Eh when I'm not at work I'm usually hanging out with my wife and kids, don't really have a social life outside of the swingers club. But yes, I count my blessings.
>>710494762
bravo
>>710495614
10/10 pussy
>>710521937
Fucking Texas. Lol yeah we're in Nevada. Don't really make it out east of the Rockies much.
>>710502837
> 50yr old uses the word "kek"
I'll just see myself out.
like 6 months ago
bitch broke my heart.
tried again with someone a couple months ago but couldnt get it up. Ended up just eating her out
>>710493590
2 weeks and I'm fucking dying. I've got a girl coming over tonight, and a date with another girl tomorrow. I've got my fingers crossed.
>>710521937
Nothing wrong with being chubby. hell I'm not as fit as I was in highschool. But I've been told by women that my dick and my skin color don't match I'm inclined to disagree. I would say I'm modestly sized
>>710521890
Thanks for the advice, Anon.
I've always been against having kids and getting married. I see no logic in getting married. Why the fuck do I need a ring and a piece of paper telling me I'm happy cause I'm married? Just bullshit. I don't even play that " Here have a ring to show babe " bullshit some guys do. And kids.. Well. They're the devil.
>>710521937
Wife's pussy
>>710493590
WOW
About a week ago
2 hours ago... just came home from fuckbuddy
Well let's see...
one...
two...
three...
four....
fiv-
Oh wait.
I'm a virgin.
Couple of days ago with a random tinder slut (pic related), have another date tonight at the same bar.
>>710493590
Ive never even seen a vagina
fuck you OP
>>710522054
>>710522341
>>710522580
I'd love to get my mouth on both of those. Damn shame we're so far apart.
>>710494230
Family doesnt count, mate.
>>710520198
Dont know what made you expect a married woman to make any kind of reasonable compromise. You only have to look into the eyes of an elderly marreid man to see how such an disproportionate amount of compromise on his own part for soo many years has sucked the soul from him.
>>710520868
I hear Monica's is better
Got a blowjob yesterday before watching Doctor strange
>>710523679
>You only have to look into the eyes of an elderly marreid man
Sadly, this is true. Guys kind of get this hang-dog look around 40 or so. I used to laugh at "mid life crisis" now I completely understand it.
You work so hard for so long, do everything you think you are "supposed to do" then find out the whole system screwed you and you were lied to all along.
You know the #1 phrase I hear from friends and guys my age? "If I didn't have kids, I would..." we all stay for the kids. If there were no kids involved I doubt that more than 5% of all 40 year old women would be married. Almost every guy would say "hahaha FUCK THIS" and be gone in a second.
>>710523495
Why wouldn't that count?
>>710494790
Then why dont you call her then? You faggot.
>>710496069
Somebody is keeping it wet for you
>>710525132
>>710523679
whatever, I'm 53 and still get more than most 20 yr olds. My wife had back surgery and still wanted me to fuck her 2 weeks later. Love the shit out of my kid too.
That said I would still say that anyone that gets married is a fucking idiot. As much as I like it I wouldn't do it over if I could go back. Would still want the kid though.
Wife is hot for mid-40's, 120ish, blonde/green
The problem is that marriage changes the dynamic of the relationship and there are expectations.
>>710495614
Robots don't have sex.
almost four fucking months and I hate it.
Last night. Shit was so cash
>>710493590
like last sunday
>>710525741
How long you been married?
Let me see if I can guess: her 2nd marriage (no kids from first), and your first. You've probably been married for 7 or 8 years, and have a kid that's 6 or so.
Am I close? just curious. Not an attack or anything.
>>710493590
In fucking august god damn it
>>710493590
2009.
>>710497693
>cabo san lucas
>cuban chick
Sinaloan chick telling you she's Cuban, you mean.
>>710493590
2007.
Like last January. Me and my ex of 5 years broken up the month after, haven't been interested in any of that stuff since
>>710501143
In Los Cabos everything is Yankee dollars.
>>710516430
>simulated sex with my hand
That's not simulated, it's just individual. Whatever works.
>>710493590
many months ago
>>710516548
Salman Rushdie. Still, sounds like a riff on the old seraglio story -- only eunuchs may attend the women, death to anyone who violates the sanctity of the place, etc.
>>710523058
Indeed. I love the feeling of another mans cock inside my wife's asshole while I'm plowing her slutty puss
>>710500600
Fuck with us and we tweakin ho!
>>710522065
>uses the word "kek"
because only the yung'uns are allowed to use special words... fucking idiot...
>>710493590
3 years ago
>>710526124
her 2nd, my first, neither had kids before.
together 19 years now, kid is 17, got married when he was 18 months old.
>>710520591
Freak is easy, rock-steady is rare.
>>710493590
April 2014
>>710520868
>she gives good head
That's not what we heard.
>>710527769
Tell me about it. I'm still expecting to wake up from this dream.
>>710493590
Last night. Will again tonight.
>>710525132
>>710522054
yooooo whats good i live in nevada too kek
>>710525741
>anyone that gets married is a fucking idiot
This is true. Without marriage there would be no divorce.
>>710528258
What part fam?
>>710493590
About a week ago. In a long term relationship and don't really see the fuss about not fucking like a teenager anymore after five to ten years in. I have less sex but the quality's much better when I do.
Having said that, wouldn't mind some fresh meat to go crazy on, but the whole 'love' thing I have for the gf is kindof messing that up. Me and my morals.
>>710519748
it's called a fetish. Deal with it.
Sex gets boring once you've had enough of it. You start doing weird shit like this in your late 20's if you have a decent sex life in order to keep from getting bored.
Chastity devices are kind of extreme but to each their own. I get off on my girlfriend teasing me then turning me down. I think it's hot. I can at least get hard and jerk off though.
>>710526871
dude fucking clean your finger nails
>>710527326
Groovy, man.
>>710528452
Wtf do you think I'm doing in that pic?
>>710528546
fair enough
>>710493590
13.01.2016
>>710528546
Uhm, collecting the chlamydia?
>>710528344
vegas...you? your wife is hot af
>>710504466
Wow thread is still up. Here's another.
>>710528464
well played
>>710528837
Reno. Thanx anon. Found her at a strip club.
>>710493590
1 year and 2 month
never
end my life
>>710528836
Sure.
>>710499754
merge, as da si eu
>>710493590
1998
when I was about 18 years old, which was 12 years ago
>>710493590
About a moth ago and will probably be a few months till I do again. Wife only gets horny after period but this time I fucked some shit up and if she doesn't leave my dumb ass, it will be some time before she gives it up. Wouldn't doubt that she'd go elsewhere so I'm thinkin about the same.
>>710499862
I prefer firm ones!
>>710529461
What did you do?
Two days ago and will tomorrow
>>710493590
Hold on, let me ask my hand
