>>ITT: Women who piss you off stories
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>>ITT: Women who piss you off stories
>be me, 21
>still virgin
>have two best friends, both girls
>not the hottest chicks in the world, but they get laid enough
>we're three nerds, decide to go to this big comic book convention
>it lasts five days, so we rent a house for that week
>my birthday was during those days, fantasize about getting some sexy present by them
>they cosplay some anime characters, I simply go as a photographer
>first couple of days, nothing happens
>third day, my birthday, still nothing happens
>celebrate and stuff, but not the threesome i dreamt about
>bummer, fap, take a shower, go to bed
>next day, two guys start hitting on my friends
>wander around with us for the whole morning
>one of my friends takes me aside and tells me that they want to have lunch with them
>"sure why not"
>"no, i mean you go somewhere else"
>"wtf"
>"don't worry, we'll make it up to you"
>walk away on my own
>afternoon, convention is big and i can't find them anywhere
>try to call them, no answer
>whatever, fuck those whores
>spend the afternoon on my own
>evening, try to call them again but no answer
>fuck it, go home
>find empty pizza boxes in the kitchen
>"oh they're back"
>go to their room
>reach the door, hear loud moans
>take a peak
>see them riding those guys
>wtf
>can't stop staring tho, looks like a porn video
>kinda mad, kinda sad, still can't stop watching the whole
>stand there for 10-15 mins with a bother
>see all kinda shit: blowjobs, titjobs, one of them even did anal
>one of the guys cums inside my friend, after a couple of minutes the other one cums too
>run to my room and fap
>an hour later I go check if they're still there
>they left
>my friends notice me
>"oh hi!"
>"anonettes what the fuck?!"
>"shit, did you hear us?"
>"the whole building heard you"
>"ahah sorry, don't be jealous"
>"yeah whatever, it'd be nice if you did something like that for me tho"
>one of them bursts into laughter, the other says "ahah stop messing around"
>and that was the end of it
>>710489225
Before you ask, unrelated pic
The one on the right is known as KANA
>>710489347
Also, not my story
>>710489455
Nice try
i cringed harder than the cringiest of cringe threads
>>710489455
>not my story
Sure it's not you hopeless neckbeard
>>710488366
but pretends to what?
WHAT?
>>710488366
>date chick for a few months
>things going good, her kids love me and her ex husband hates me,
>one day breaks up with me for no reason, found out she cheated on me the day of my birthday,
>internal hate intensifies
>>710489225
So you're friendzoned
Nice
It's time to gtfo then
>>710489225
Definitely should tell them to fuck off
Bitch pretended to love me for gifts, one day, she dissapear, never talking to me again for no reasons. And recently I found out that she was doing the same shit with quite a lot of guys, teasing them for shit.
>>710489225
That's why guns are for
>>710490235
What
>>710488366
>Women who aren't feminine
Dated this one girl my first year of uni. Never really liked her but she told me she avidly was a video game fan and loved anime. We dated for about 6 months. About month 5 she tells me that was all made up and she actually hated both of these things. The last week of the relationship she has a huge concert for her band. I go and watch the rehearsal and show. At the end she comes up and says "hi anon" and then asks me to watch her shit. She then goes around and starts hugging other guys and actually touching them all over jokingly. I get pissed at this point and start talking with some of the cute orchestra girls. As soon as I get half way through my introduction she comes over and tells me some girl invited her to ice cream. So she tells me that I can go home and we will talk later.
Since we live in a small town, I knew exactly where she was going, I beat her there. When she walked in with only the one dude and clinging to him. I dumped her on the spot.
>>710489225
you should've just gotten them drunk and fucked them or something.
>be me, alpha but manlet
>cutie asian girlfriend in highschool
>fucked, ate her out, she sucked my dick and everything
>came over a lot when her parents are out of town.
>bring pizza and cook asian cousine to impress her
>played vidya together
>her and i were as attached to each other like nothing you can imagine
>tfw it's only when nobody is around
>tfw we're like absolute STRANGERS at school
>I smile at her
>She looks away without smiling and proceeds to laugh with her bitch friend
>tfw we're still together today
>we moved in together at the ripe age of 18
I think it was worth it, but it pisses me off real bad.
>>710489225
could you be any more of a beta cuck?
>>710491077
This is so confusing.
>>710491077
caleb?
>>710491077
I can't get mad at this, because I do the same with the ladies I bang, I just pretend they don't exist in my everyday life.
>>710489225
They're your friends, they don't owe you a threesome because it's your birthday you fucking neckbeard.
>>710488366
ALL women are whores. They all piss me off. But I put up with it to get pussy. Just the way of things. Women will always and forever be the ultimate game players. They think it's us guys... that's complete bullshit and they know it.
>>710491077
>alpha
Fucking beta cuck faggot. Make that nasty cunt worship the ground you walk on. If she won't, then find one who will. At the very least she should respect you as a person and not ignore you in public. Grow some balls faggot.
catfight warning...
>have this bitch of a "friend" more like acquaintances.
>she's a hardcore judgemental feminist dyke
>I'm her polar opposite
>tfw she tries and fails regularly to shame me for not being a feminist, I quote "betraying your fellow women by pandering to men just to get attention"
>mfw this stupid dykes nudes and wedmd's are all over 4chan because she was pandering to men
>she's supposedly this huge lesbian feminist who hates men but regularly whores herself out to them.
>only on 4chan tho because lord have mercy on us all if a man ever wanted to dick her irl.
Like ho what u got?
>>710491730
This is the only reply I didnt mock.
Get a fucking clue assburgers nerds.
Friends aren't for fucking. You KNEW you were just friends. And if you fantasize about them, ckearky They're not just "friends"
Also, fucked my best friend, was so horrible, could not get it up. Fucked her roomate instead.
My current gf (If she even is anymore) stopped interacting with me like she use to about a month ago. We we're best friends and so fucking close. But one day after she got back from a 3 day trip with her family, it's like I don't exist anymore. She just stopped talking to me like she had before then (which was almost daily). I thought she was just busy with school so it was fine for a bit. But then she decides to cancel Halloween on me. We'd been planning and talking about it for 4 months. But it was a school day so I understood. I asked if we could do something in the weekend instead. Said she had some family thing and I believed her. Then I see the next week, after Halloween, that the asshole had blown me off and spent Halloween with her fucking friends and then the next day seen a movie with them that she had promised to see with me. Didn't get anything close to an invitation to go with. We barely get to see each other as it is. But she blows me off for her friends that she sees every single day at school. I got pissed about her ditching me and she hasn't spoken to me since. I have no idea what happened but everything just changed out of nowhere. I also always had a bad feeling about one of her friends. She seems like she might get jealous when I get any attention...idk. Never trusted her.
>>710490956
Nice work. There's no point in being the pussy in the relationship.
>>710492661
Fucking hell anon. Kick her to the kerb already that shit is just cringey
>>710488366
>Worked in an office job these past few years
>Office has a pretty even split of Men/Women
>Not interested in pursuing any because I'm more focused on rent and furnishing my first apartment
>Group of 4 Women begin to make moves to get close to me but then keep stressing "Just as friends though!" every time they invite me to things
>Think nothing of it and continue with my life
>One day meet cute grill on Tinder
>It develops into more than just fucking
>Day after Relationship status on Normiebook gets changed all 4 Women stop talking to me and actively start treating me like shit
>Find out from a 5th Woman at work that I was their "boring safety net" in case fucking Chads didn't work out in 10 years
>2 of them have messaged my GF claiming I was cheating on her with them
>>710492256
I feel like you would've posted her picture if she's really been having her nudes passed around on this site.
>>710489225
if you have recorded it you can have something to blackmail they, or at least some creepy and full of emotional pain sextape to fap
>>710493281
I'm not a raging bitch tho
>>710492853
lol that's kind of funny though, they're even more pissed off then you because they know that you turned down ALL of them. I feel like you came out the victor here anon.
>>710493395
If we've all seen them anyway then why does it matter if you post one? It's not like we can track down who she is any more than we could have before.
>>710491077
So she is ashamed of being with you. Typical asian. Until you are something great in life like own your own business or manager of a big company they don't really give a shit about you. Anon she will leave you if someone doing better in life hits on her.
>>710489225
See, thats the difference between you and those guys. Those dudes took initiative and hit on those girls while you were dreaming an absurd beta faggot fantasy.
>>710488366
>I started fucking a girl in summer 2015
>I told her that I didn't want a relationship and that I only wanted her for sex
>About two months into it one of my co-workers (turns out she was a friend of the girl I'm fucking) starts telling me that this girl is blowing up her facebook saying she's in love with me.
>I tell her that if she's going to get weird then we cant see each other anymore, she agrees to stop being weird after I tell her this.
>My roommate tells me that she noticed this girl in her car watching my apartment.
>She lives 20 miles away.
>This bitch is stalking me.
cont.
>>710492661
you are like Milton from office space.
you just can't accept you don't work there any more
>>710492853
sue them
>>710493918
>When I see her next she tells me that there will be no more sex if we cant start dating.
>I tell her that our relationship is over.
>She starts crying and asking me why I won't date her.
>I tell her I don't want to be tied down.
>I leave and go about my life.
>Brother texts me and tells me that this girl is trying to fuck him now and she keeps asking about me.
>She apparently had befriended my sister and was pretending to not know me.
>My brother told me that she saw her outside of my parent's house and at the same time was asking if I was there.
>I tell the bitch to leave my family alone and that she's crossed the line.
>I tell my siblings the situation and they stop talking to her too.
>Bitch started dating a Neo-Nazi and finally left me alone.
Sorry I didn't have an amazing climax but tbh I didn't want one, glad it ended as well as it could have.
Not green texting, because that is fucking cringe and gay.
So my ex used to count weeks/months of how long we've been together. I told her to stop, because it sounds like you're forcing yourself to be with me, and that it seems some sort of a challenge for her.
She says "yeye ok", but in the end, she still did that thing.
Then after 1-2 months (no sex mind you), I told her that love her. She fucking ignored me.
Time went on, and she started bitching about how far away we are from eachother, and that she can't hold out that long (since I can't visit her that often. Train ticket costs 14 dollars in total for travel).
Then our relationship ended with her by her breaking up with me (even though I planed on doing it at the same time as her). I burst in laughter and told her that I was thinking the same shit. We did this on skype.
I also lend her a book back then, and I got one from her. I sent her book back to her, but she didn't give mine back. It was a vintage book from the 70's.
Fucking cunt thinks it's cute to keep the shit of her ex. Fucking whore also fucked bunch of guys out of pity before me. Guys she only met once.
God, now that I think of it, I hate her even more now. fucking cunt.
Women are so fucking immature.
>>710494389
not reading because that is fucking cringe and gay
>>710494389
>Greentext is cringey and gay
>Unironically using "gay" to describe something you dislike
Hows Middle-School?
>>710491077
I don't see why you felt the need to say that you fucked and on top of that you ate her out and she sucked your dick. If she's your gf that is almost implied. Makes me think this is fake.
>>710490220
If she was able to play you like this kys
>>710490382
Yeah seriously, feminism and PC culture is destroying our beautiful feminine women and masculine men, molding them into one androgynous abomination
>>710494483
>being this buthurt
>>710494717
>spelling "butt" wrong
>default response is basically "lol u mad?!"
Definitely middle-school
>>710494389
So you're already a cuck in middle school, huh? Hope you like chastity cages and watching real men fuck every woman you care about for the rest of your life.
>>710494483
I bet you prefer to be called nigger cuck
Nigger cuck
>>710494236
she will convince the neonazi to beat you
>>710494841
Why do you pay so much attention to that? It's like you have nothing better to do atm
>>710494846
not in middle school.
Who hurt you?
>>710494492
>having a gf means automatic sex
>in highschool
This thread is full of cringy cucks that I hope it gets deleted
Holy shit every guy here has let a chick walk all over them and honestly except for maybe 1 story here, all you fucks deserve it
>>710494841
Hey, let the middle-school kid have his fun. He only has a little bit of time before he will be working a McDonald's drive thru for the rest of his life.
>>710492395
>could not get it up
after reading your bullshit I´m not surprised
>>710495145
Only pussy millennials think like this, most non-beta guys lose their virginity anywhere between 13 - 16
only autistic beta fucks who don't socialize with friends or females because they're scared of their own shadows don't get laid in highschool
>>710491455
Lol niggah you at VCA. Why the fuck you lurking here
>>710494389
>because that is fucking cringe and gay
*I am a wannabe non conformist
>>710495145
>virgin detected
>>710494389
>fucking cringe and gay
>so fucking immature
pick one
>>710495491
>>710491077
That's pretty much the plot of an episode of malcolm in the middle, except the woman is white and hot. He manned up and kicked her to the curb. Personally I would have at least tapped that a few 100 times first.
>>710488366
>in journalism school
>all female classmates gay for Hillary
>mountains of easily obtainable evidence she's shit
>HURRDURRRUSSIA.wav
>call anyone not voting for her sexist
>can't say anything about politics in journalism school
>have to cover the election with these people somehow
>>710495678
>>710495573
>>710494846
Are you anons so protective of your autistic greentext? You have nothing else to dedicate your life to, huh?
>>710492803
Jokes on her though. Since she didn't like games she let me have all her old NES, SNES and N64 games. Sold all that shit after we broke up and made about $350
>>710495961
>he's still posting about this
>>710488366
Dont really have any specific stories I can think of atm. Just hate 90% of women for being attention whores.
>>710488366
Would you say its a redflag when your gf texts with a few guys pretty actively?
Or is it only a redflag when its like 10+ guys?
>>710494389
Immature hahahaha.
Your story reads like its told by a child
>>710495961
none of those people said anything about green text, now go back camping in your dads minge
>>710493333
Quads is right fuck with them
>>>710494236
>she will convince the neonazi to rape you
Ftfy
>meet a girl who's a friend of a friend
>Start fucking, taking drugs, living together
>She gets pregnant
>Beg her for abortion, but no
>Has baby, I stop all my bad behaviour
>Get house, get job, look after child
>Things okay for a year
>She starts telling me she gets bored during the day
>Suggest baby and mothers group
>Starts going
>Starts going out a lot more
>I'm still working everyday and looking after kid when she goes out
>One night she doesn't come home
>Turns up next day and says she wants me to leave
>Fight for that shit because of my child
>She tells me we need to be friends while we work it all out
>One day my friend tells me that she's fucking someone else
>The day my heart died
>be 17 yo me
>highschool, meet this cute girl on party
>leave party, go to her place. Spend some time there and talk to her. Leave later.
>See each other a couple of times. 3rd Date and I'm in. First girlfriend.
>Be really close, see each other nearly every day.
>8 month later. Some faggots claim that she cheated on me. I tell them to go fuck themselves. Get beaten up.
>Talk to her. She denys everything.
>At this point the relationship gets worse and worse. Eventually she confesses to me that she did it.
>Being a beta fag I eventually forgave her because she threatend to commit suicide or do something stupid. Realised she was a crazy bitch.
>Relationship is broken. Eventually she broke up with me 1 or 2 month later. I found out this wasnt the only time she cheated on me. What a bitch.
>Swear to me never being such a beta faggot again.
cont.
>>710496616
Eh...what do you expect. Scratch that, I know what you expected, I did the same. Now you know better and you can see life for how shitty it really is.
>>710497032
Everyone needs something like this to happen to become strong. I've now got a younger girl who lives to please me and we're about to start a family. All worked out in the end
>>710497032
>Now you know better and you can see life for how shitty it really is.
Women do not understand the concept of loyalty.
You need to be cautious with your sperm.
>>710497244
>sexy womenz is super nice to me
>tries to hang with me, sort of a stalker even
>invites me to her parties and chills with me buys me shit
>basically wants me to go with her everywhere
>invites me to cuddle and watch movies
>oh sorry i gave you that idea im a lesbian
She was really dumb, like legit sub 90 IQ but she was super nice hot and friendly but for the rest of my life I can never be sure again if a woman is into me or just wants my friendship
>>710492661
I was in the same situation with my gf when I left for uni, just broke up with her this weekend and I feel great so I advise you do the same so you aren't tied to someone that doesn't care
>>710497499
Must be a fucking chore
>>710496616
i take it condoms are not a thing where you live
well, now you know, they were invented for a reason
>>710489225
so while you were dreaming about it.... they just fucked them.
typical b/tard cuck....
>>710497159
I admire your tenacity, I checked out of the game a long time ago. I live for my mum, dad, sister and grandma. Everyone else can get fucked.
>>710497586
I was young a stupid anon. I'm not justifying it, just explaining why. I'm 32 and this was 15 years ago
>>710491077
i give it six months before she has another dudes cock crushing her tonsils.
>>710497711
Just remember that the perfect girl doesn't exist, but a girl you can make perfect exist. I stuck with the half your age plus 7 years rule and started with an 18 year old. Then I took the Victorian approach to dating and made her what I want. Non of this equality shit. She knows her place. Don't give up on it. Good luck.
>>710497564
looking back at it I think she did it to abuse my connections which she still benefits from to this day
>>710497499
Prob just stringing you along until something happens and she wants to feel loved(read: important)
Women can't go very long being alone, when they do theyre not the type u wanna date.
Love On all levels has the effects and symptoms as a drug addiction, when you accept this you can start to see the ridiculousness of some people and the unnecessary bullshit that plagues us.
>>710494389
You know, I read almost everything that's posted on this shitheap of a website, but
>Not green texting, because that is fucking cringe and gay
got me to immediately scroll past whatever was in the rest of your post. You're a fucking faggot who needs to lurk moar and post never.
You guys are all fucking pathetic. Girls aren't inherently bad, but when they see that they that a beta cuck will let them take advantage, they'll do just that. Grow some balls, losers.
>>710496971
>few years later. Final year of school. 20yo me.
>See a cute girl at a school party with really big tits. Nice.
>Try to talk to her and meet her up. Get her number.
>At first she kind of rejects me. We stop texting for a few weeks. But then she texts me again.
>We meet up a few times. Have sex. Get bj. Nice.
>Eventually we get into a relationship. Second girlfriend.
>Being really close again. See each other nealy every day. But seems like she's one of the good ones. Less crazy. Same taste in music. Nice.
>Being together for about half a year. We make plans on moving in together.
>But first she flies out of the country for about 3 months.
>Well whatever. Try to make the best out of it and text her while shes gone.
>We text nearly every day. She says she misses me.
>After two months in she stops texting me as much as she used to. Gives only short answers.
>Said she loves the country and the people there. Gives hints about how she might wants to live there for a while.
>We text less and less.
>She comes home finally. But it isnt the same anymore.
>Everything thats on her mind are the people there and that she wants back.
>Wants to see me less often etc.
>Me who doesnt want to be a beta faggot anymore calls her up to meet her.
>We meet I talk about her and her feelings about me. I say that we should break up if I'm no longer part of her future planings.
>She doesnt know what she wants. Doesnt say the wants to break up, but says that she wants to move out of the country.
>I decide that we should break up. Dont have time for bitches not knowing what they want. I leave.
>Day later she texts me. She says that she doenst feel right about us breaking up because she loved me blalba.
>I say maybe we could start new or something.
>She doesnt want to. She just tells me that she thought i wouldnt break up with her and that she didnt expect that.
She left me no choice. Either I could have been a beta faggot sitting still while she figures her life out.
cont.
>>710498413
No one said all girls are bad, you just have to protect yourself. A bitch will fuck with your soul and take all your money, house and kids
>>710498413
girls are inherently bad, so are guys, the human race is just shit
>>710494492
chinese chicks do that shit a lot. Basically she likes him but is also embarrassed of him because he's not rich. She will leave him for someone successful.
>>710498413
So they aren't bad but will exploit someone for personal gain. By that logic you're a fucking retard and nothing you say will ever have any merit. Thanks for playing
>>710498518
> Or I could have broken up with her. What I ended up doing.
How can a bitch be so uncertain about her whole life. What the fuck?
And how can this bitch make me the one who is to blame for breaking up and not being a beta.
Haven't had a relationship since. Feels like all women are some kind of uncertain bitches who dont know what they want.
How hard can it be? I totally fuckin hate that about all my relationships i had so far. Bitches who do not know what they want.
I'm a girl and i do this shit all the time, i get what i want beta fags!
>>710498831
It's a young person thing. It'll happen less when you get older.
Do you have your entire life planned out?
>>710498886
probably fake but cant blame you for what is in your nature, i mean if i was a hot grill id take advantage of guys too if i could, but icant, so im stuck complaining about life screwing me over
>>710498565
this
>>710498886
>I prey on the gullible and exploit the weak
Ftfy
>>710498886
Do you like your chicken tendie dipped in chilli sauce, you fucking horn bucket?
>>710499015
>>710499034
You fags will respond to anything, huh? Sluts
>says she "genuinly" love me
>leaves me for no reason the day after
>i still dont know why she left me
Atleast you coulda told me to kill myself before i fell in love
>>710498565
Agreed. Pull it.
>>710488366
>I'm chubby, awkward, but have a good job and a decent house.
>He's hot.
>She chooses him.
>I feel worthless for a while.
>Few years pass.
>I get promoted
>I lose 30lbs
>Finally become comfortable with myself.
>Suddenly she comes back into my life.
>Turns out he sold weed for a living and started beating her a year in.
>She just got away from him.
>She's a fucking wreck.
>No education, two kids with him, no job, no money.
>Offer to meet her for coffee sometime.
>Don't show up.
>She texts and calls for a few days.
>Ignore.
>She stops contacting me forever.
>>710499208
But so you like to dip into the chilli sauce? I love a hot chilli woman who knows how to treat a tendie right. M'lady
>>710499251
Probably decided you were too short or too tall or too average height and wanted someone shorter or taller.
>>710498831
Sincerely, psychology says you attract what you want or what you transmit. There are exceptions, obviously. But in my opinion you should try to know someone better before entering in a relationship.
Worst relationship mistake I did was to enter in one with a girl I knew for about four months.
Then I would just start a relationship with someone I knew for at least a year and dated for another year. I am now married with a woman in a year of dating, two years of realtionship, and a year married nowadays. Besides knowing her for one year and a half before. Best thing I did.
If you get to know someone before commitiment you will be happier and less likely to beta. Not all women are unfaithful whores.
>>710498917
No but if I like a girl I know that. And I will figure something out to be with her and at the same time do want I want in life.
Or if I dont I'll just say it to her.
She didnt ever go back to that country. She eventually started dating an other guy.
I'm a spontanious guy myself but I dont change my mind about people i care about every other day...
>>710499375
Perfect
>meet 10/10 who works in the market next to me
>literally stop in my tracks because she's so beautiful
>don't have the nerves to talk to her
>one day go and finally say hi dropping my spaghetti in the process
>weeks go by
>she comes into my work and gives me her number
>giddy as a school girl
>go on dates and we confess feelings etc.
>we both feel the same for each other
>it doesn't seem real
>one day I wake up and she breaks up with me over text message
>hellodarkness.jpg
>find out she left me for my friend the next day
>they start to come into my work to make me jealous/angry
>kick both of them the fuck out
>tell them they aren't allowed in as long as I'm working here
>she starts sending me pictures of her and him together
>call her a cunt who should have killed herself a while ago
>she leaves me alone
>this was 3 years ago and haven't heard from her since
Good riddance Amanda, you cunt
>>710499522
You are mature and imature at the same time. Being certain about things surely is mature. You got your plans, your dreams and you commit yourself truthfully to someone.
But you appear to be living your life too quick. Like I said before, give youself time to know the other person and for them to know you. And the most important, give time to know yourself. Play out a little, have some fun, get to know someone who is sure about what they want and get to know them. No secret. If you fail try again.
Life is that easy. Just looks like complicated because we are born to be fucked. But you can change it.
>>710499493
Yeah you're right. I pretty much got into a relationship with her immediatly. Definitly won't do this again. Thanks for the advice mate!
>>710489225
Omega level faggot
>>710499687
post the pics!!!!!
>>710494236
Yo this shit kinda happened to me except she fucked my friend the night I told her to leave me alone.. she called me to try to upset me like right after they finished. I honestly didn't care so I told her to leave me alone. Mfw she accused my friend of rape and me letting it happen to her.
>>710489225
Probably pasta. Dude is obviously not attractive and is only "friends" with them to try get with them. Fuck this guy
>>710495024
Yo that's exactly what I thought
>>710500142
Didn't save them, they weren't lewd anyway just them two together like watching TV or something.
>>710499687
Thats just a fuckin whore. Not worth anyones time. your friend is a dumb fuck too. No wonder people get fucked up.
> My friend introduced me to a stripper a while back.
> Looks like Jessica Alba with a 10/10 body
I get her contact info.
> Occasionally chat with her on FB
> The other night she messages me to see what I'm doing
> I tell her I was thinking bout going to the bar
> She invites me to hang with her at the club
> I go, she spends all night with regulars, hustling
> I don't get mad, I know she's trying to get paid
> Hang out with a blonde stripper all night, 10 body 8 face
> Finally at the end of the night I get a lapdance from the girl I went to see
> She's all into me, puts my hands all over her, kissing me, being sweet
> Next day I message her, she acts like she's pissed and like she doesn't remember the night before
> Short answers, not interested, after a few minutes tells me she's gotta go.
WTF, bitch bipolar?
>>710498518
Proud of you cunt. Way stronger than me
>>710500843
shes pissed you didnt give her lots of money. unless you did?
>>710492661
Isn't it obvious? She cheated on you and now she wants you to get mad so she can dump you and not feel bad that shes a 2 bit whore. Kick her shit to the curb and tell her to go eat shit. Women that think they can act like this deserve everything they have coming to them.
>>710500843
strippers are crazy as fuck, they think every guy on the planet wants them and they can get away with anything they want
>>710500584
It fucked me up for a while, I mean I'm still single three years later and I haven't had sex in a year. Makes me wonder if I'll ever find someone again
>>710489661
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>710501107
this man speaks the truth, strippers only see dollar signs with cocks
>be in gift shop
>see 10/10 gril
>walk up to her
>i hav sister ur age would she liek dis?
>show her money frm pocket
>she reply 'i guess, did u kno money is...'
>i cut her off
>'wow ur smart.. and pretty'
>'smart grl lik u enjoys a gud pasrty, rite?'
>she walks away
>mfw
>>710488366
Game is the game. Only ppl getting mad are the ones losing.
>>710488366
World hates cheaters, but the world hates losers even more. And winners write the history
>>710495078
>710495078
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>>710501764
>>710501764
doesnt make it any less right
>>710488366
Not really a story but
>befriend girl at work
>we got same interests and sense of humour, open about our love/sex lives and sex in general. Have a laugh together
>both got fwb, split up with mine but hers still uses her
>asked her out for a walk and coffee etc just as pals to catch up cause she asks my advice with fwb
>doesnt get back to me
>k no worries
>meet a girl through friend, get on well together, real funny and chill as fuck, quite a quiet geek
>mention girl when talking with workmate
>can see shes not happy
>workmate asks about girl then makes snide comments about her
>workmate starts asking me out
I dont get it. Why is it when we're both available shes not interested but now this new girls came along my workmate is actually interested and wanting to do stuff?
Told this story once or twice, but more has been added since the last time I told it.
>Pokemon Go comes out
>Decide to use it as an excuse to exercise
>Finally start shedding pounds
>Always go to this lake in my town
>Eventually, one day, meet a girl there
>Vet tech, looks exactly like Mary Elizabeth Winstead
>She asks if I would like to walk with her
>Walk and just bullshit for however long, over an hour
>At the end as she's leaving, she mentions her BF
>Fuckme.jpg
>Anyways, we keep meeting up and walking together
>Turns into us going out to get lunch together once a week
>One day she asks me if I would stop sitting across from her and sit next to her
>I do
>This goes on for like 2 months
>Tells me one day she moved into a new place and how happy she is to finally be living alone
>Invites me to her place
>I go
>We sit together on couch and start watching Netflix
>She won't stop talking about her BF
>Get kinda irritated and make up some BS story about why I gotta go
>Leave
>Don't see her at the lake for about two weeks
>Got a second job, haven't had the free time to go out to the lake in over a month
Sorry there's no conclusion to this story or even anything juicy. Everything she does screams fuck me but anytime her mouth moves, its usually talking about her boyfriend. I have no fucking idea what to make of all this.
>>710501857
I know man, I know. Happens to everyone sometimes tho. Would you do it to an ugly hot girl?
>>710494389
did not read because that is fucking cringe and gay.
>>710492256
I would suck Blaire's dick
>>710494389
Do what you feel like, but greentext is usually used as it encourages simple, concise writing on each line, clearly separates them, and is a lot easier on the eyes for lengthy readinng
>>710501963
Eve cant help but want the forbidden fruit adam
> High-school girlfriend was awesome. Smart, sexy, fun loved video games.
> We both went to college, I took engineering, she took some bullshit
> general arts courses and eventually ended up in Gender studies in 2nd year.
> Little by little I notice these little comments about men being too
> aggressive, keeping women out of STEM, and I'm like
> "You could have gone to eng too, you know"
> Eventually, everything is an argument, I can't say anything without her losing
> her shit and going into full-on screaming victim mode.
> fuckthis.jpg
> Stop talking for a few years. Graduate, get a job and a nice
> apartment. New car, 401K, paying down student loans.
> feelsgoodman.pdf
> One night I'm out with friends at a bar and I see her working as a waitress.
> jesus_you_got_fat.txt
> She's nice and I chat with her when we're leaving - turns out she met
> some shithead with a masters degree in humanities or some
> other worthless bullshit. He knocked her up and left, so now she's
> working as a waitress while looking for someone to hire her
> based on a degree in gender studies and experience with organizing
> protests.
> good_luck_with_that.png
> Asks for my number. Tell her that we really wouldn't have anything
> to talk about.
>>710489225
Clearly you should have just raped them anon. You gotta step up the initiative game. The guys they fucked were probably betas too, being at an anime con, but you were even worse than them.
>>710488366
>dating gf for year and a half
>2 months no sex now
>breaking up this weekend
Not a fun story
>>710491730
Found the SJW libtard faggot
>>710502014
mfw she thought you were her gay friend
>>710502202
thats not how meme arrows work, anon
Lol you guys are faggots. I like to purposely fuck with beta orbiters like you guys.
>Girlfriend is loud, quirky, nerdy, so naturally a lot of fags like her.
>Short, dyes her hair a lot, into music, has a couple of piercings.
>This coworker of hers keeps harassing her.
>Practically begging her to chill.
>She finishes work one day and I go to pick her up from work.
>She says she's really frustrated that the guy can't take a hint.
>I come up with a devious idea
>I text her to come into the mens room at the mall, make him hold her bag for her.
>So she says she has to go to the bathroom, asks him to hold her (pink and black) backpack, and she slips into the mens room, finds me, and we go into a stall together.
>She blows me
>I bust on her face
>She cleans up except for a big glob of spunk right on her lips. Leaves that on her face.
>I go in front of the mirror and just make myself look as greasy as I possible can while she's giggling.
>I walk out with my arm around her, we walk up to the orbiter, I say "Sup bro" in a really emphasized, douchey tone
>"Aww thanks for holding my bag anon, you're so sweet!" She says, giggling. He stares directly at the cum, occasionally scowling at me out of the corner of his eye.
>Takes her bag, while he stutters out "Ok, here you go"
>Her and I walk to my car together
>Laughing like crazy the whole way.
>Dude never looked her in the eyes or pestered her to chill again
Before anyone comments, he knew she had a boyfriend, but he was pulling the "even if there's a goalie I can still score" shit, his exact words to another coworker, GF overheard him say it. So yeah, he was a major faggot.
>>710492395
>fucked her roommate instead
She roomed with a black dude huh anon?
>>710498518
>>710498831
I think the way she behaved was unfair, and perhaps her pride compelled her to say what she did after for the sake of damage control, but you did the right thing in the end. You freed her up to pursue something potentially, and preserved your own valuable time and self-respect in the process. Well handled, anon.
>>710493918
I hate ppl loke you, fuck you either post the story or dont fucking faggot
>>710492661
Gaga and bind her and turn her into a fuckslave for a good 12 hours or so. Spicing up the relationship is your only chance anon.
>>710492853
If you played this correctly you could have been fucking all four of them on the side with your gf stable.
But no, you had to be a beta faggot.
>>710489225
>they cosplay some anime characters, I simply go as a photographer
What the fuck is it with the average guy, when women get dressed up for fancy dress and they think it is acceptable not to.....and then like fuck I didn't get lucky. Because you are a boring neckbeard that think women should be sexy and do sexy stuff and guys just like fuck them.
>>710490235
fukin kek
>>710494236
You should have just played along and then fucked other chicks on the side.
>at kickback working on a buzz
>group slut is there as always drunk and on everyones dick
>literally in a room of 20 guys me and one other guys only ones not to fuk her yet
>shes been making remarks about me all night
Fuckyouslut.aol
>go outside to take a piss
>she follows behind but i dont notice
>find a good tree and start pissing
>she pops up behind me
>"eww are you peeing?"
>what the hell do you think i was doing
>she gets closer
>"can i see your dick? Its already out"
>wtf finish pissing
>other freind comes out to piss and she starts walking away fast saying gross hes peeing
>smoke cig with other freind and go inside
turns out inside she had been seen following me out so she made up a story about me asking yo show her something outside then busting my dick out and peeing
>i start laughing stand up and say
>"comeon guys we all know this chick you dont have to trick her to see your cock just need a beer and a compliment, and the compliments optional
>whole room bursts out laughing
>she storms off pissed
Didnt feel bad
Did end up fucking the slut months later but thats anothet story
>>710488366
>be 26 OK looking have good job.
>get take out at place by my house once a week.
>Cute 19yo works behind counter
>after a few weeks get to know her name.
>playitcool.jpg.
>next week talk to her while my order is coming, find out she is huge gamer.
>OMG
>Next week plan on asking her out. Get there and she tells me it is her last day.
>"OK than I can ask you out."
>"sure you seem pretty cool."
>nice
>message her on Facebook
>chat for awhile make a date for next week.
>date night comes.
>supposed to met her at coffee shop
>Bring laptop.
>message her when she is supposed to be there.
>"Sorry anon. My son got sick and have to take care of him."
>pissed but play it off, "ehh shit happens. another time."
>Few days later make another date.
>blows me off again.
>"Fuck this bitch!"
>rail about how she is a cunt because if she didn't want to go out she could have said no.
>she gives me shit about not taking a hint that she didn't want to go out.
>MFW
>>710498886
>girl
>on a chinese picture board
>>710498688
Been with my Chinese gf for a year now, Literally the best thing thats happeing to me, Happily does chores without asking even when i say not too (Maybe because family overworked her as a kid). Tells me she loves me every day and sees me all the time. feelsgoodman. She kinda looks like this
>>710501366
Don't worry dude. Same here. Not quite as painful of a story as yours but haven't had a gf since 2 years now. Just try to meet people you like and don't fall in love too quickly. Like some anon said earlier to me, dont rush it. Eventually there will be someone.. Just stay away from those fake ass bitches
>>710488366
my gf is camwhore, even on fb I am not allowed to show she is my gf because even there she talks to the guys, makes them believe they have a chance, earn much more money this way. Poor guys, they will never fuck her, only pay in hope.
>>710502202
why is this even greentexted
>>710503420
Lold@chinese board.
>>710495961
green text stories are objectively easier to read and structure better for humor.
"set up then punchline"
vs
>setup
>punchline
>>710502654
sounds like an ass, good on ya anon
This bitch I'm talking to that I like. She's pissing me off because we'll be having an interesting conversation then she'll just hit me with a
>I guess
Or
>Mhmm
Like what the fuck. How do you except me to reply you twat
>>710497297
>arm ripped off
>still "as a human being intact"
I bet you saw this and teared up like a bitch, faggot.
>>710502638
>me and bro share a flat
>he gets new GF she starts coming round alot
>when bro leaves room or goes out she flirts with me
>dont think much of it at first. shes just being friendly i tell myself, no need to tell bro
>me and GF alone again for a few hours while bro is at work she starts telling me what a bastard he is and how he dont look after her needs and shit.
>tell her to talk with him and sort it out or end it.
>starts telling me how wet she is and how badly she whats to fuck
>start getting horny she trys to sit on my lap i man handle her off.
>she still talking dirty to me about how she likes to suck dick and wants to play with my cock in her mouth and shit.
>getting super horny now cant really think strait and i can literally smell her pussy.
>tell her im not gona fuck her but ill make her cum to shut her up
>i lift her legs up and pull up her pants and start to finger her
>her pussy is dripping and she squirm about like like a slut telling me to fuck her
>cant hold my self back its like im looking in on myself but can control my actions
>end up fuck her silly
>feel like shit now and cant face bro anymore
>he knows something up but we have a really good relationship and would never suspect something like that would have gone on
>should i tell him or just wait it out till she eventual does and just deny it
>>710489225
Fucking whores, that's sad
Things like that happens to me
>>710489225
you goddamn doublecuck
>>710501569
are you arab?
i was picturing you as arab
>be me
>cute girl adds me on facebook
>we start chatting a lot
>decide to meet up
>have great time
>she is cute, and play games and kinda geeky
>are friends for about 2 years, but never confessed my feelings
>i suck it up and tell her i like her
>she dosent feel the same
>i say its fine, you dont feel that way nothing more
>she starts gloating about it
>mentioning it out of the blue
> "lol anon remember i friendzoned you haha"
>i get annoyed of how childish she acts about it
>i told her after i confessed that it wasnt too big of a deal if she dosent feel the same. thats just how it is
>she is still beeing a cunt about it.
>i get really fed up with how she acts
>things i havent noticed before, because i liked her
>now dont think of her in the same way, because whats the point of having feelings for someone who dosent feel the same.
>one night
>we are chilling at my place
>she sneezes
>we are watching a movie so im not paying attention to a fucking sneez
>she gets super upset that i didnt say "bless you" because that is something they do in their familiy, therfor i should too
>she gets in a bitchy mood, and we end it at a kinda weird note
>and that night i realized she was crazy
>she gets really apologetic, and realized she was in the wrong
>at this point i feel nothing for her anymore, in the way i dont even want to be friends.
>i say it is ok
>then i dont talk to her in a while
>she texted me two days ago
>"hey anon i really miss you, why dont you even contact me? are me not friends anymore?"
>i just really dont want to talk to her anymore
>she weirdly use a lot of smileys too, so it looks like a 14 year old i writing
>i brush her aside
>she say "well anon if you ever wanna talk or hang out, let me know, i wanna see you again"
>i did not respond, and she is still messaging me, and tried calling twice.
>>710502934
lol, this guy is going places.
>>710502014
sounds like she's a decent woman.
she probably did want to fuck you , but that doesn't mean she was going to break her bfs trust, hes obviously important to her.
>>710504654
shit nigger what were you thinking?
As soon as you decided to "make her cum to shut her up" you fucked up
She can now say that you raped her at any given time that would suit her best
>>710504654
tell him what a piece of shit you are, apologize, and get him to dump her. a real bro doesnt let his bro stay with a bitch who cheats. a real bro doesnt fuck his bros gf either tho so
>>710505452
>>710505496
i know i will say something today its killing me inside
>>710489225
Listen if this is an actual true story I'll give some advice.
>hoping to fuck best friends
Girls can't read your mind and if you hang with them because you want to fuck them you're making a big mistake. If you consider them as your best friends too, well just enjoy time with them and look for a girlfriend/fuckbuddy somewhere else.
>still virgin
You can't just hope to fuck someone you got to make the move for it to happen.
>fap fap fap
Try stop fapping, or reduce it, it will make you more craving for a woman. Thus it will make you make move more easily.
If you can't stop fapping all the time just edge. Edge until you don't want to fap no more.
>being angry at them
Don't be jealous. Especially in this situation. You don't have the right to be jealous. And shoving your jealousy in their face really makes you look like a virgin pussy.
Don't be too much of a SJW. Go on a "hunt", hang out with girls, see again the one that you get along with. If she seems open try to be flirty anytime you can. Don't force it but it will gently put the idea in her head.
>>710505690
Sit him down. Tell him to hear you out for the whole thing until he says anything. If he's a real friend, he'll understand. Tell him you know its not okay, but you want to explain to him why and what happened. Say it's your fault as much as it is hers and you're sorry.
I was in the same boat anon. It's a bad decision to make.
>>710501569
I was in that thread and I'm amused
>>710489225
>>710491730
Implying he needs to be their friend at all when they treat him like that
>>710504654
Your a cunt for doing that anon. Either way lets look at your Options:
1. >You dont say anything
Assuming she will eventually tell him, you could deny all of it and get away with it since you seemingly have a good relationship with your Brother.
But you are very suspicious if you can't proof it. All you are saying is that it didnt happen. If she has some kind of proof that you fucked her, you are fucked too.
2. >You tell him.
Obviously he would be really mad for quite some time. But he would probably get rid of that bitch. But she could then deny it. If you're brother is a beta faggot and gives more shit about her he might believe her.
3. >You only tell the half story.
Just leave the part out where you fuck her. Then you aren't practically lying and easier for you to keep cool while telling the story. If she then claims that you fucked her afterwards when you brother mentions it, she is in a much worse position if you deny it at this point. She has been caught and just wants to make damage now.
I would porbably choose number 3. Seems like your best option.
>>710488366
I know a girl like that, OP.
Regardless, I have a gf too, but I text girls all the time and still get laid by them
>>710505363
Infatuation is a bitch, anon.
Once you don't want her, she wants you. For some reason that's how it works. Ignore her. I hope she leaves you alone soon and a qt not crazy grill becomes yours.
>>710502592
Found the fat MRA
>>710489225
I feel bad for you /b/ro. sad face
>>710492853
dude. been there. I read some off my older posts on the facebook from before I got together with my ex. like EVERY post one or more of 3-4 girls who comment and like on them, then after that, nothing. INcluding one chick who's married who I also fucked (7/10 korean girl with amazing ass). Probably the same thing, They want to keep you in orbit as much as possible. Though I never fawned over any of them,
>>710489225
>tl;dr: beta cuck being beta cuck
>>710498886
>i'm a girl
go back to Facebook where someone cares.
>>710502202
man this greentext is just wrong
>>710489225
They're your friends. Nothing is ever going to happen with them. You're the one that pisses me off. Stop thinking you should get sex from your friends. That doesn't happen if you want to be friends.
>>710492661
she found a new bf mate. it's a waiting game now. dump her and win
>>710497721
Besides. Condoms are expensive and im lazy. Not driving to the fucking store every fucking timenim tryna get it in.
When she gets down and sucks her own juices off your cock after youve creampied her, id rather have a fucking kid than give that up.
>>710488366
Have I got a story for you guys...not pretyped, apologies for that.
>Be me, 3.5 years ago
>Just graduated high school
>Always been a beta, started crawling out of my shell in last year of highschool
>Dutch, so drinking at age 16 is a thing
>Summer holiday, decide to go out with a couple of buddies
>Warm as fuck everywhere so we're standing outside the bar drinking
>One of my friends spots a girl looking at me from across the street
>17, virgin as fuck, desperate to get laid
>"Hey dude, I think that girl was in school with us, seems like your type."
>"Go talk to her"
>drunkaf.jpg
>Oh hell, why not
>Walk over, start talking to her.
>Solid 7/10, red hair, great ass and tits
>Hit it off immediatly, she's clearly showing interest
Cont?
>>710507958
no not cont you fucking fag why fucking ask
>>710502014
>>At the end as she's leaving, she mentions her BF
>>Fuckme.jpg
>>Anyways, we keep meeting up and walking together
there's your problem, you amazing cuck. as soon as she says bf you say "oh cool, well later". don't let yourself become some little bitch who hangs around to entertain her
>>710507958
sounds boring, but I honestly hope you enjoyed and married her
>Be me a few years ago
>Stable job in retail, renting house with roommates
>Entire upstairs to myself.
>Roommates friend shows up.
>Needs a place to stay cause his girlfriend kicked him out.
>Dude was pretty cool with me. He sells weed and hands over some of his money to help with bills.
>It's cold as fuck in the living room so I offer my room. It's got its own heater and blah blah blah.
>Set up small bed. Lay down rules on what he's able to fuck with and shit but I'm chill. I'm at work play whatever game you want. I come home let me play a game or two.
>He agrees and things go well for 6 months.
>After a bit he says he needs to take off out of town and I'm all be safe.
>Enter new GF...
>Things go great when I meet her. We play the Vidya and since we live near the downtown area in my town we go out to eat and dates every other night
>Dudes gone for awhile so we fuck every night
>She lives out of town though and is in college so every other week she has to leave at least.
>Living the dream. It all shatters when the other roommate comes back...
>He comes back from his 2 month trip.
>Bed is still set up so I let him stay again.
>GF comes over and introduce them. He starts to chill with us and soon he's going with us on a few dates, mostly movies he wants to see.
>One day I'm waking up and my GF isn't next to me. She's sitting on the roomies bed watching TV and smoking pot.
>Whatever. I get up, get dressed and take her out to lunch.
>Things are more centered around him during the Convo
>'How long have you known him?' 'You two been friends long?' 'He seems cool'
>I'm still in my age of bliss with the set up I have so I'm not seeing this as a red flag.
>I go to work one day and come back and the other roomies in the house say she left with him to get food.
>They come back an hour later and they're laughing and having a grand ole time.
>Get a bit annoyed.
>Talk to her that night and she says she's sorry and blah blah blah
>She leaves the next day and I talk to bro
Cont.
>>710508492
enough
>>710489225
If you stayed their friend, kill yourself
>>710508458
Sorry bro, it's a woman hate thread. There's justice at the end of the story though.
>Chat some more, invite her to drink along with us
>Moment of truth, put my arm around her
>Immediately regret my decision
>Look at her
>She leans in for the kiss
>Next 2 hours pass in a haze of alcohol and hormones
>3 AM now, decide to go home
>She tells me she's sleeping at a friends place who conveniently lives in the same town as I.
>Cycle home with both our groups of friends
>Couple of breaks to piss and make out
>Eventually get to her friend place
>She tells her friend to get inside, she'll be in soon
>Friend gets in, door barely even shut and she's on her knees sucking me off
>fuckyeah.gif
>>710503352
I hate anyone who acts like that ! Just be fucking honest bitch. People like this just lie all the time, better to have them away form you anyway
>>710494389
>fuck off and pay attention to your teacher faggot.
>>710498827
Beta cuck detected
Ok im not greentexting because its a short story too. Being socially active I meet with new people often. Became friends with this nice guy, that went bro-wing me quickly although I was just being casually friendly. He has a girlfriend, that seemed like the most loving, caring, loyal girl ever. Didnt really pay attention to her, saw her only when she came with her BF. One day she messeges me to come to her house to chill with her, her bf and some friends. So I go there.
No friends.
No "bro" bf.
Just her wearing almoust nothing. Fucked her brains out. It was late night so as I made my way home I stoped for a beer.
Spend next 40-50 minutes drinking beer on steps infront of my house, thinking are there actually any girls left that wont cheat.
FF 1 year. The guy found out we fucked , still dates her
What the fuck??
>>710508812
Part 3/4
>Skip forward a month
>Relationship happened, we fucked like rabbits
>Eventually she stops replying to my messages
>That night I'm working my shitty job at the local grocery store.
>10 PM, done with work
>Get outside just in time to see her getting in a car with one of my co-workers
>Fucking bitch
>10 seconds later, a text message
>I'm breaking up with you
>Lose my shit
>Pissed off text conversation happens
>Next day the dude tells me to leave his girlfriend alone
>"Not a fucking problem, I never wanna see that bitch again"
>Dude knocks me out
>Gets fired because this shit happened at work
>>710508492
Continuing
>Ask him what's going on and if I should be worried.
>'Nah bro. She's yours. She was just hungry is all and since you were at work I bought her some mcdoubles you know?'
>I trust this dude so I'm cool now. Feel better.
>Relationship starts to deteriorate
>She got mad because I watch 'Game of Thrones'
>'You ruined the show for me! I can't watch it because you're too far!'
>'I asked you when I bought the first season if you wanted to watch it with me! You said you had too much homework!'
>She bitched at my taste in video games now.
>Movies. Music. Actors. Food. Little things that didn't matter now all of a sudden mattered. She was finding reasons to argue.
>I was going to work stressed now.
>She was spending more and more time with my friend.
>She broke up with me finally and I was devastated.
>She admitted she hasn't loved me for months, I slept downstairs that night in my work clothes.
>I went to work that morning and she left sometime then.
>I came home that night feeling depressed. Bro was asleep so I took my PlayStation downstairs.
>I needed to get my mind off of her so I went into my messages to delete them.
>She had a PlayStation too and when we were apart for a week we'd play games online together
>A message sent about 2 or 3 hours ago
>'I love and miss you already. I want to feel inside you again'
>"Bro" had set his account over to be the main account since I barely used it. He told me this month's ago.
>I was reading HIS messages
>Snoop more
>This had been going on since the second week they first met.
>They joked about fucking in my bed 4 hours ago.
>Go up stairs and move my covers.
>Sure enough when I swiped my hand across it, black sheets can't tell by just looking at it, I found a wet spot.
Cont.
>>710494483
found the sjw
>Meet qt Brazilian at university
>Talk for a few days, one day get coffee, go back to her place, fuck
>Start seeing eachother regularly, officially bf/gf a few months later
>8 months of dating, she moves in with me &my roommate
>Still see my friends as much as I did, she still sees hers as much as she did, never get into serious fights cos we're adults & compromise with eachother
>Been together for 1.5 years, living together just eachother now, smooth sailing
The key is communication /b/ros, if you're with a qt & communication breaks down drop her before you get your heart broken.
>>710495961
It's prettier to look at you half nut chromosome fuck face
>>710501569
Top kek. Nice callback.
>>710490956
Band girls are always sluts
>>710509879
>I wanted to murder the guy.
>I set up the messages upstairs and he wakes up to the sound of the ps3 turning on.
>He looks at me for a moment
>'I think you need to leave.'
>'The fuck is this about.'
>'You fucking my girlfriend. Leave.'
>'Look I'm sorry bu-'
>I set a hammer down on a dresser next to me and told him I was gonna kill him if he didn't.
>He moved downstairs for a few days and left out of town.
Last I heard was that he cheated on her for a 15 year old. She tried to call back but I was too busy watching the red wedding episode. I texted her that Robb died.
>>710510440
Way to uncuck yourself, may you never make the same mistake again.
>>710510440
>I texted her that Robb died.
fucking ice cold, anon
>>710509392
>Skip forward another few months
>Still working my shitty grocery store job
>Spot bitch walking into the store
>Beautiful red hair has turned ugly-ass grey/brown, kinda colorless
>Couple of bruises, blue bags under her eyes
>Wearing a neckbrace
>Seems kinda fat too
>She spots me and comes walking over
>She tells me her BF was addicted to speed and beat her up
>I'm trying my best to not chuckle
>She tells me her BF crashed his car, and she has a whiplash
>mustnotkek.jpg
>She tells me her BF got her pregnant, then left her when he found out
>mfw
>She tells me she wants to give me another shot
>"E-excuse me, I-I have to get something in the back"
>Run to the stockroom
>Laugh my ass of the next 15 minutes
>>710490220
Bitch did exactly the same things as your bitch. Did some research. Found out they are actually suffering some personality disorder. Narcissism.
>>710510627
She wanted to bitch that I ruined the show for her. I thought it be funny to ruin it one last time
>>710510865
>suffering
gtfoutta with that sympathetic bullshit
>>710511037
oh I know. it's awesome
>>710494603
Femanon here who agrees!
>>710493281
possible she has them but spreading them would alert the autistic detectives and find out who she is and proceed to ruin her life.
>>710489225
You pretty much cockblocked yourself by standing by the side lines and pretty much did nothing. If you set the mood or even did some advances then there would be another scenario.
Guess you're just dumb
>>710492661
You sound like you're 16 years old faggot, gtfo
>>710499375
I toasted my screen because of this. Here's to you, Anon.
>>710502468
I'm assuming it took more than just 2 months of a dry spell to get you to dump her. Otherwise you're both fuckheads anyways.
>>710503352
U sound like a decent guy anon her loss.. when we women actually do get a older we tend to make better choices in men
>>710491077
>asian cousine
idk why but that gave me a hearty chuckle
>>710512018
or in other words, you settle for a beta while chad had you at your best
I gladly gave away my long term girl since she was fattening up. Now someone else can pick up the pieces and support her with her baby fantasies
>>710498518
damn, you were amazing anon, good job
>>710491077
Why did you need to state that you're a manlet? That insecurity is showing buddy.
>>710490220
That's actually a very common scam. People have their chains yanked all the time.
>>710489225
>stale pasta is stale
Man 4chan really has changed
>>710512137
Actually i dont ever want an annoyin kid..i was legit sayin girls r often jus as immature when younger n dont realize whats in front of their stupid faces
>>710498518
Fuck that bitch, dude. When they start pulling that wishy washy shit as if OUR lives revolve around THEIR whims, it's time to cut the fucking cord
Good for you, m8. I wish more men had the sense to not be stupid bitches.
>>710488366
(1/?)
BOY DO I GOT A GOOD STORY FOR YOU, ANON. Let's meet my good ol' friend BJ.
>Be me, A month ago. 20 years old.
>Have a long time friend
>His name is BJ
>BJ is 18, but acts like he is 14
>Is a weeaboo.
>His favorite video game is Shadow The Hedgehog
>He is 'metrosexual'
>He is a pathological liar
>Once recorded himself grabbing my crotch repeatedly
>Ran a minecraft server for middle schoolers.
Only reason I didnt unfriend him is because I felt really bad for him. He had a horrible home life and I thought I could take the cringe out of him. Make him normal.
>Boy was I wrong
Here is how I cut ties with him.
>Be August 2016
>BJ is talking to me on how he is going to go to art school
>"Yeah. They said I was really good at anime"
>okay cool. Go towards your dreams.
>BJ begins to try to diss me and my job. Which is in animation.
>K
Other event
>Girlfriend, BJ and I are at my house
>Girlfriend is 10/10. 112 pounds, exotic, Side D boobs. BJ had a crush on her for years before we dated. We've been dating for 4 years.
>Girlfriend whispers to me "I'm gonna go upstairs and change my pad"
>BJ easedrops and insist she change in my downstairs bathroom
>Girlfriend and I are confused why
>He keeps insisting. I'm in a rush so I tell her to just use it down stairs.
>He tries to keep quite and listen to her change her pad.
>That night he talks about how much he loves blood and pain and gets horny "because I smell the blood like a wolf".
>goes on to talk how he appreciates women and would have sex with them if they were on there period. Would be okay being covered in it.
WTF
>This is when I start questioning My friendship with him.
>Around this time, he post a picture of his 'anime' he showed some people at Art school he said he was going too
(PIC RELATED)
>.Cont
>>710513074
gogogo
>>710496616
This is basically my life too. Except now she's a heroin addict and I am now a single parent with full custody. But yeah all of this same exact shit. Also, the guy she was fucking was my best friend. TFW everyone is a piece of shit.
>>710495927
Dudee if youre not a militant leftist in journalism school (any college really) they are going to rip you apart
Best of luck my firend. Stay strong
>>710492395
i fantasize about every single human being i see.
>>710499375
You're an inspiration to us all.
>>710489225
Pretty beta, did the guys have bigger cocks then you?
Also you should start hanging out with other girls to make those bitch jealous anon, then tell them to fuck off.
>>710494389
>not greentexing
then fuck you i wont read it, this is 4chan its how we roll.
>>710506118
What by not wanting to fuck a friend? If they wanted to fuck him he wouldn't be a FRIEND you fool.
Yes yes it's frustrating but you have to be clear about these things because women are dumb like that, they actually think he just wants to be friends.
>>710496971
>>710498518
Had a similair situation but as a mixture of both your stories. Also promised myself to never be beta fag again. But also swore off any sort of relationship with women. Havent had feelings for anyone since. Not sure if I like that or not. Last gf just fucked me up emotionally
>>710514077
You're fucking 12 and a summerfag. You don't have an idea how WE roll.
>>710500843
It's a stripper. Are you fuckin' stupid? She doesn't' give a shit about you unless you're handing her bills.
>>710513074
September
>Playing Smash at rich friends house
>"hey Anons gf, will you help me do an application for a job?"
>"Her: yee"
>Refers to her as her secratary
>I think nothing of it
> I go to kitchen to get water. He doesnt see me leave
> I run into him going to go use the bathroom as I walk back in
>He says to himself "Gonna get her to do some extra work later on her knees, that bitch
FOKIN W0T
>He runs into me
>"Oh..uhh. hi anon"
>I stare at him intently with disgust
>I quickly squat down, grab his ankles, make him fall on the ground and hit his head.
>"WHAT THE FUCK ANON IM GONNA SUE YOU! YOU HURT ME OW!!!
>"Don't fucking talk about my girl like that again"
>He pouts in corner
>We talk about religion. We're all pretty religious
>"Yeah I dont give a shit about Jesus
>We tell him its not nice to talk about a holy figure around people that worship said holy figure. Not just Jesus, but other religions too.
>"Well Christains are bullies
Wut
>We talk to him for awhile and invite him to church
>"Oh sorry, I don't listen to idiots. I just block you guys out"
>Pissed. Tell him off
>" Oh! I have short term memory. what did I say?
>FuckingRlyM8?
>He goes on and talks about his minecraft server and how much he loves it.
>Hischaracter is a 'R@wR x3' girl.
>Ask BJ Why Tho?
>"ITS NOT A GIRL ITS A DEMON ANON!"
>.cont
Pic related. Other 'anime' pic he drew
>>710514332
(3/?)
Oops. Forgot the pic. here it is.
Okay...whatever...
>He leaves.
>"Anon, Anon's Gf...yall are like dark angels to me who protect me from my inner voices"
>Gf: stfu Bj.."
We go to some Japanese culture convention
>I go because I love the culture. Anime is okay, I am into it and have some friends who voice act. But I go to this strictly because of the culture
>He brags about how much money he makes and how well off he is compared to me
>All my money goes to school, a car, bills, savings, etc.
>We get there
>"Anon. can I borrow some money?"
>"BJ, don't you have money?"
>"I spent it buying games for us"
>"What did you buy that cost several hundred dollars?"
>"I bought a lot of Sonic games"
Fucking BJ
>"Sure pay me back" (He did)
>He keeps trying to grab my girlfriend
>PissedOff.jpeg
> Girlfriend ask him to stop several times
>Friend offers to beat the shit out of him
>BJ has tendency to call the cops over everything
>He keeps trying to grab her, sit by her, etc
>Goes on a rant on why Japanese people love neko maids
>Girlfriend is promoting some moving ears at this convention too.
>"What I wouldnt give for you to clean up a mess with your mouth"
>Me: "What the fuck did you just say BJ?"
>He laughs
>Im raging red
>Ride home
>He shows porn to my gf
>Gf is REALLY unconfortable and trying to ignore him
>He is ignoring me when I tell him he REALLY needs to stop
>"She likes it, Anon! If she wanted me to stop she wouldn't of set here!"
>I tell him to knock it off before I beat the shit out of him
>He LITERALLY goes into a fetal position, starts crying and looking at her to get her attention. He messages her to tell me to stop bullying him.
>She ignores him
>Later that day taking him to his house
>he tries again
>I grab a tazer and set it off in the air to get his attention
>He starts to cry
>"IM GONNA SUE YOU ANON!"
>.cont
>>710495157
>wants thread to be immediately deleted
>replies to that thread
>>710515136
Everyone seems to have at least one weird asshole "friend'. He seems to be yours.
>>710515136
>>I go because I love the culture. Anime is okay, I am into it and have some friends who voice act. But I go to this strictly because of the culture
>>He brags about how much money he makes and how well off he is compared to me
>>All my money goes to school, a car, bills, savings, etc.
>>We get there
>>"Anon. can I borrow some money?"
>>"BJ, don't you have money?"
>>"I spent it buying games for us"
>>"What did you buy that cost several hundred dollars?"
I empathize anon. One of my best friends (was best man at his wedding) had a group of friends all like this guy from high school. He went to private hs while I was at public. They were all a bunch of autists who were part of a sci fi club he was part of. Dude had problems after hs, was kicked out of college, twice. Lived in his parents basement literally for like 6 years, real depressed. But eventually got his shit together, and a bit part of that was ditching his group of friends. Every time I hung out with them (which wasn't many) it was just sad. They all just reeked of various forms of loserdom. Fat, weird, awkward, all of them thought they were going to make it as anime artists or write a show for adult swim or something. Finally he basically cut off contact with them and was much better off for it.
>>710515487
That's good and all but what does that have to do with
>women that piss you off?
I get the cringe and would have fucking loved if the story ended in you kicking his ass.
>>710513608
(X) Doubt
>>710515136
(4/?)
Pic: Cringey-as-shit me dressed as Pink Guy for convention
AWA
>My friend shits himself
>I played Rock Paper Scissors with some VA from Full Metal Alchemist (1 of 3 animes I like)
>I'm pink guy
>BJ is Dante
>It's an anime convention... its 75% cringe.
After AWA
>BJ We improve these sentimental scenes with some random CD song (we called the song track (22) that we got from the cruncy roll booth
> BJ whines and begins to read this God-awful manga also from the CrunchyHoe booth
>We call BJ gay
>BJ laughs, but wants attention
> Yall remind me of middle school!
More?
>>710489225
Holy shit. You're the epitome of what it is to be an envious fucking cuck. You aren't owed sex for being friends with someone, fag. Become a man worth fucking or learn your place.
>>710516362
Just realized this has to do with Women. So, I'm gonna post the story another thread, another day.
>>710489225
KYS
ITT: cuck fantasies and virgins
>Be me 22ish
>Work with this qt asian chick
>Become really good friends
>I have a gf that I have been with for years
>My gf even likes this chick
>My gf is a homebody, doesn't like to go out much
>I end up hanging around with this the qt asian more
>Go running with her, rock climbing all that kind of stuff
>Never attempted to get with her or anything
>Thought about it though (I am human) and a threesome would have been out of control
Time goes on...
>Getting drunk at this huge work party one night
>She gets crazy flirty with me, kind of uncomfortable
>Not because I don't like it but feels wrong
>She quietly asks if I love her
>Instantly sober
>Act like I didn't hear what she said
>She just laughs and says some other shit
>Things get weird real quick, we both know what happened
>Slowly stop talking to her as much
>Even gf and other people I work with say things seem weird, ask what happens
>Just kind of ignore it
Even more time goes by
>GF = Wife now
>Still talk to qt asian every now and again
>Join military
>Go home for leave to see some friends
>Asian gets a BF, a friend of mine
>Go to bar with everyone
>Shes all over me, dancing on me in front of everyone
>I try to play it off, just laugh. Everyone's uncomfortable
>Go to leave the bar, she pee's in the parking lot, hammered drunk
>Pee gets on my wifes flip flops
>Trainwreck.jpg
>Don't talk to her for quite some time
This story really doesn't go anywhere, I am still friends with her. She really cleaned up, got a great job. Saw her the last time I went home. It was very civil. She did keep trying to buy me drinks and we went skydiving together (not at the same time).
This really isn't the first girl things like that have happened with me. There has been at least 4 or 5. I can't just be friends with girls like I can with dudes and it is kinda frustrating. My wife gets crazy jealous now too.
>>710516429
No please continue. Your story has to be the most interesting out of all these.
>>710516701
My thoughts exactly. This thread has either been people trying to turn whores into housewives or people expecting to get sex from someone and gets butthurt when they don't.
>>710516771
pics
>>710494483
How if being a faggot
>>710489225
And I will bet you anything there are a million red flags that were left out PRIOR to this story. Your "friends" are gigantic sloots. Either man up and decide to fuck 1, or cut off that trash from your life.
>"Nerd" girl
>Coupland girl
>Already had loads of sexual partners
>Acts like a whore in bed
Yeah, nah... Let this be a learning experience for the different types of girls that you will meet
>>710515136
>>710498518
My nigga
I was in the same situation with a girl in med school. She took one of those trips to help people in some shit country for a few months then came back saying that's what she wanted to do with her life. I was like aight dude then we're good because I want all of my organs in my body. I got called closed minded racist blah blah blah so I just broke up with her after about 2 years. It's been about a year and she on and off texts me trying to keep me as a friend or some shit but I just decided to block her on everything and hope I don't see her again. Can't say that I don't miss her, I clearly still love her but I don't think it was worth uprooting my life forever.
>>710517156
Cosplay, not Coupland.
Fucking autocorrect
>>710510650
>>710490235
>>710499375
>>710501963
Because a bitch liking you makes you valuable.
>>710517777
quads have spoken
>>710504654
Tell him? TELL HIM? Hahhahhaha
This bitch will tell him for you. When they break up, and you know they will, she'll use that moment to hurt him bad as she leaves. She'll call his dick small, she'll tell him how she fucked other guys, she'll say she fucked you.
The purpose is to let him know that she has no respect for him and neither does anyone else around him which is why they fucked his girlfriend.
You have to tell him first.
>>710495927
FOCUS ON THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE PAY-TO-PLAY SCHEME!
>>710517777
>>710501963
Can confirm, the only way to get pussy, is that other girls see you getting the pussy.
Never take something to a personal level, nor by hate, not by love. Nothing must be personal and you will be fine.
Fuck with everyone but stay with the golden one. Also everyone should play to your rules, and only yours, or they should fuck off.
>>710502014
You should have her mouth shut with your dick anon. She wanted your dick while pretending she does not.
Most girls do that, they never have clear what they want, so you must do it for them.
>>710503352
she actually did want to date you, she only said that because you turned into a whiney impatient douchebag and showed her your true colors
>>710495491
This. Only faggots dont have sex in high school
>>710494934
>>710509914
Found the angry 14 year olds
>using childish insults I have heard since I was 15 makes you an SJW
Shut up you big stinky poopyhead
>>710517105
>How if being a faggot
You tried.
>>710518164
Re-confirming. The day I started telling girls I just wanted, and had, a few fuck buddies, was the day girls started offering to be one of them.
>be me
>shit home life due to mom leaving
>practically live at my friends house
>his mom was living off her boyfriend who worked nearly every day of the week
>she was a complete fat slut who lived off parties and stolen alcohol
>the boyfriend was a 50 year old metal head who never grew out of the drug phase
>it started light, his mom would smack her boyfriend around
>then it just got worse
>cut forward a year
>she started abusing him daily
>she cheated on him weekly
>he never wanted to fuck her
>she got mad he wouldn't fuck her drunk ass one night so she threw his brand new flat screen then proceeded to chase him with a broken wine bottle
>she would call up her dad after savagely beating him and say he tried to rape her and all he wanted was sex
>i watched this relationship for over 5 years
>after my friend moved out his mom's boy friend dumped his mom
>she later broke into his house and stole several thousand dollars worth of stuff
>mfw after all these years he was holding into the shittiest relationship to take care of 2 kids that weren't even his
>>710489225
Jesus fucking christ. Put yourself the fuck back together and find some bootcamps in your area some non-sleazy and successful PUAs are hosting, you will get a girl who is actually into you in less than six months, guaranteed, as long as you actually try and don't cuck out like there.
>>710497914
>Then I took the Victorian approach to dating and made her what I want.
>She knows her place.
Elaborate.
>>710500843
Rofl. Its a stripper. Thats how she gets guys to come over to the club.
>>710495961
Angry, because not know how.
>>710502014
normally girls don't mention their boyfriends when they wanna fuck but like another anon said she is probably decent and there are problems in her relationship and wants to search elsewhere but feeling guilty to breaking her boyfriends trust. you know she told you about her boyfriend so you could just respect that and walk away, or you could disregard it and just fuck her. dunno could be a can o worms u, ur choice anon, remember its probs just a fuck and nothing further afterwards
>>710489347
And the one on the left is Kevin McDonald
>>710518997
what a saint
I hope your friend still keeps in contact with him
>>710500843
The little effort she put into it was a business investment. Hoping you'd come to the club and spend money.
>>710502592
Oh, boy.
>>710504476
There's nothing unmanly about allowing someone into your life and that person hurting you. What more faggy to me is running around this world pretending to be a fucking edgelord. Love can set you free, you just got to pick right.
>>710519692
All these "oh she felt guilty she's decent I swear" comments are retarded. She could have been up front with him about it "I like you but" or a million and one other ways to handle that situation. She was just using you, maybe she had no Male friends and suspected her bf of cheating, maybe she had no Male friends and her bf has female friends, I could go on.
One thing is certain, you're a fucking idiot, yiu could have come to your senses and thought "fuck it, shes weird and prob doesn't like me, I'll ask her to help me pick up someone who is interested in fucking"
>>710492661
Same thing happened to me, we ended up going to different universities, first semester everything was great then she got a land whale of a roommate that I never met but just hated me, believe me you can tell when she stops caring but you'll refuse to see it
>>710516771
>Bar
>Wife's flip-flops
Where the fuck do you live? I'm going to guess Florida
>>710494389
>Then after 1-2 months (no sex mind you), I told her that love her. She fucking ignored me.
Your mistake was not quitting here.
>>710519311
Victorians used to believe that women were there to be corrupted by their husbands. You can see it in most literature. A plain, ordinary girl meets interesting man and he moulds her into what he wants.
Find a plain, younger girl. She should be impressed by you over a girl your own age. Teach her how to man please. Reward her when she sits good, punish when she does bad. Boom - custom qt that loves you
>>710499251
exact same thing happend to me, but we were 13 at the time so I don't blame her.
Shit just happens sometimes, you gotta learn how to deal with it (like crying to other anons on 4chan)
>>710520278
You don't get, it's got nothing to do with being Manly and everything to do with not ever wanting to feel like that again because it hurts so fucking much it's worse then kicking heroin fuck you so much cocksucker you know nothing
>>710519991
i have no idea i really want to do something for him now but it just feels out of place
California but close enough
>>710490220
tai tai mon gars
>>710520188
lol, how she tried to manipulate him into feeling bad when her plan blew up in her face...
