Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>710465347 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710465347
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
Claim
and I am fucking gone. PEACE!
>>710486534
Alright, hope you have fun then.
>>710486769
You certainly do lie, don't lie about it!
Well nice you've been happy.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
These fucking ads are really starting to piss me off, fucking Asain Moot.
>>710486966
Not yet. I've yet to really decide if I want to sing Weeb songs, or just go with eurobeat, since I've spent a few nights singing that before so I'm at last semi-capable of not sounding like total sperg lord. Plus, the janitors were here tonight. And I outright told them, I'll sing at home. And at work on the weekend nights. But not when there's others in the building.
>>710487118
i was saying in that one image she was looking retarded to me, not that she is so... maybe you should get some reading comprehension classes
>>710487099
how about you see what you like personality wise about your waifu or why your attracted, idfk
>>710487355
the more i look at that pic, the more the problem changes, now she's looking kinda drunk to me... maybe i should sleep
top wifu
>>710487379
>I don't know what adblock is
>>710487195
>>710487453
>Adblock on a phone
Hilarious.
>>710487422
alright fair enough
who's to say she isn't drunk
sleep is probably the best
>>710487565
if you have an android its possible
or get the 4chan app, but i don't know if they still play adds on there
>>710487565
>Phone
Well you're begging for a shit time
Mine.
>>710487307
But when have I ever lied?
I have a nice weekend date with Nui planned. Will be good.
>mfw these tosspots think their waifu is better than mine
>>710487658
what time is it over there with you?
maybe shes just playing it off as drunk when shes actually dumb... or maybe it's the other way around
>>710487565
get clover
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>710487379
Should have gotten android :^)
>weeb songs and eurobeat
Im not sure how that will work, but good luck.
>>710487755
-hug-
>>710487681
Forgot a pic
Only cottaging divs use mobile
>>710487772
it's about 1:30 pm
i mean, are you trying to get me to shit talk you?
i'm really not in the mood tbh
not gonna reply anymore actually
mmm
Claimed
>>710488091
COME ON AND SLAM
>>710488080
i was joking ;-; please forgive me
anyways im gonna sleep my brain cells are gonna start to kill them selves soon
>>710488303
alright then see ya
What a great website.
>>710487681
Just now and before that!
>>710488386
This feels just like a picnic
>>710488501
I'd rather a klan meeting.
>>710487658
I don't. I wish I did. But talked to the phone company, and I can't keep this number and switch phones for another year.
>>710487674
It's always been shit. It's just MORE shit now!
>>710487772
iOS?
>>710487853
I specifically told my brother when he was getting new phones in the plan that I wanted an android. I can go get one, but I won't keep my number and it's a huge pain switching it now.
Not all that different from most songs, actually. Weeb would be difficult since I don't speak moon, but eurobeat is hella easy.
>>710488720
>2016
>using a phone
I sure hope you don't actually do this, josser
>>710488720
>eurobeat
>not trip-hop
You sissy cunt
>>710487307
The fucking Flea Market was shit. No Sushi, no Napoleon, no dumplings. Why even live?
Went to the cafe. Gonna smoke and drink here I guess.
>mfw
>>710487422
>Oh. Well that is what "they are". That is my way of describing the personality. She is cute but has not much knowledge of human kind, so she is not at very good terms with humans. When she gets mad or just in her happy mood she becomes a machine of destruction. I fucking love it tbh. And she has a smug side to her too.
This is a copy of what I said to the other guy. Maybe that clears that up. Believe me, love is complicated sometimes.
>>710488720
what kind of shitty phone company is that?
just say fuck em and go somewhere else
switching phone numbers isn't that big of a deal
I would gladly pay $0.99 for a 4chan app. You need money, hiro, I need optimisation.
>>710489100 K(You)ko
What dies V1 look like?
>>710489183
>>710488501
But both of those posts were true?
>>710489183
Actually V1 should be the non PNG, but I think I deleted it, kek
>>710488850
Normally, no. But for about 2 hours at work, on the weekdays, I have no choice.
>>710489007
>Trip-hop
>Not doing sik drifts in the parking garage while rolling a d20
You limp dick.
>>710489105
Ehhh, I've got those number attached to so many different things now, it's more of a hassle to go through all those than it is to just wait it out.
>>710489115
There used to be this app that was fucking 10/10, but when 4chan switched to that stupid cloud flare service, it broke the app, and it never got updated, and was eventually removed. Real shame, I'd pay money for that thing back.
>>710488679
>chew
>>710489070
Live to spite them i guess.
But i hope things go better.
>>710489231
nuh-uh!
>>710489471
if it doesnt bother you to use an iphone then whatever i guess
I'm just saying i would go to pretty far extends to get an android
>>710489471
And as I say this I downloaded fortune for cydia. Nevermind hiro, keep being poor.
This is already pretty good.
my mom says she won't buy me anymore video games until I do my chores but it's a lot :(
>>710489604
you really like that image
>>710489660
Well I did kill a fly with my bare hands like 2 min ago. Things are looking up!
>>710489698
Ask your bf or make money instead of good boy points
>>710489699
Yeah, I do
>>710489672
It doesn't bother me too much. It's purely the ads that redirect you like, 7 times to some pop up ad that's really starting to piss me off. Otherwise I just planned to wait it out, then get an android next year.
>>710489922
my boyfriend is mad because I came too fast again :(
>>710489756
post more please
>>710490031
this is a serious issue :o
>>710490067
KLONATA! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>
>>710489756
You're like a venus fly trap, perhaps i should call you Petey Piranha.
But that's cool to hear.
>>710490067
i thought your were the one to take it in the butt
>>710490199
kek'd
>Petey Piranha
>>710490148
your waifu is cute and silly v_v
>>710490210
why are you doing this? :o
>>710490250
I am :(
>>710490332
woboo!
>>710489660
ｕｈ － ｈｕｈ
>>710490023
is it that bad?
I browse 4chan on phone from time to time as well but i never experienced so many pop ups
Some anons stated this before, what about the 4chan app?
>>710490332
why does he care then? he can keep going.
>>710490383
what have you been up to? :o
>>710490388
whoo!
>>710490561
because then we can't switch
>>710490644
you didnt tell me you both take it in the butt
butt i guess gays do that.
>>710490644
Actually I am in a fight with Galil over who has Stocking to themselves in Discord so I am kind of busy, sorry no more SmugFlan
>>710490722
S33KR3T CLUB
>>710490524
Nah. I had way worse ads show up. The one that attempts to lock you out of any and all actions are the worst. But generally a simple reboot takes care of those. I've used iOS on my iPods prior to this phone, so I know most the work arounds and solutions to these things. But ever since "4chan is in the red", the ads got REALLY bad. Like, from one in 6 months, to 3 a week. I can deal with it, but it doesn't mean it's not annoying.
I dunno, none of the apps I've tried have been as nice as the one that broke. Might give it a try I guess.
>>710490275
You gonna start going chomp chomp at your enemies then i assume?
>>710490404
Certainly quite not so!
>>710490909
YES!
>flan
>>710490883
You got that shit jailbroken?
>>710490697
2 dicks so we each gotta please each other
>>710490712
:o
>>710490722
good luck
>>710490732
??????????
>>710490960
Nah, I've had enough problems with the normal OS over the years. I'd rather not add onto the problems by jail breaking it. I have thought about it numerous times though, always decided it's not worth it.
mine
>>710490883
kek i haven't ever experienced being locked out of actions
what kind of shady sites cause this?
yea that does sound kinda annoying but it also means hiroshimoot is trying to keep this place alive, so i guess its kind of a good thing
I haven't tried them ever but I heard people who use them are generally happy about it
>>710491171
Meh, jailbreaking is easy and harmless as long as you don't install shitloads of cydia apps.
>>710491401
I don't even really remember, it's been years since I last had it happen. Was probably some sketchy porn site.
I suppose. But when Moot left, the place was self sustaining. So I'm just wondering how Asain Moot fucked up that hard.
I guess I really will try one then. Later. Too lazy to look for one now.
>>710491585
Sounds like something that could only come from there yea, though i wonder why you would go on any other porn sites than the 'popular' ones
to be fair i feel like traffic has been very little lately, i have no hard evidence of this but i feel like the site has been dying out a bit.
What are you doing now then if i may ask?
mine.
Mine
>>710491839
Late middle school and early high school were dark times mang.
Eh, I've not been paying much attention to it. To be honest, the site could use a bit less normalfaggotry.
Waiting to get off work in like, 15 minutes.
>>710490909
Certainly quite very so
Is claiming nui the new meme?
>>710492773
kek alright i will give you that once, but i don't remember me having a phone with internet acces that time. I might be poor or just old
I don't visit a lot of other boards but yea its been pretty bad lately, the only other place i used to visit consitently was /x/ but it got hit hard during summer and is basically dead now
oh that should be soon now, enjoy your free time buddy
>>710493506
>he never looked at hentai on a flip phone not knowing what to do with dick
Lmao why live
>>710493235
Definitely not!
@710493382
Of course not but you just wanted a (You)
>>710493972
Haha, but 'tis a reply anyway
-dips bedorer- :^))))
>>710493506
Will do. Off to home I go!
@710494105
You seem to have an unhealthy thing for maymays
Reply to post number: 710494489
Yeah
>>710493950
i never had a flip phone sorry to dissapoint
but now i do remember that happening once to a buddy of mine, he was one of the first to have porn on his mobile and he got caught by the janitor watching it
It wasn't hentai though, just regular 3D
>>710494125
i take it thats your car
looks pretty cool, always a fan of those healights, if you are back show me what it looks like
>>710494960
Not makoto, but this is the car, with added meme.
A reply for Mr. 710494592
You should find a cure.
>>710494592
>710495192
There is one but it's pricey.
>>710495215
Ok?
>>710495302
>>710495425
I can barely read it, but what a shit meme.
>>710493972
Definitely so!
A telegram for the meme poster,
..-. ..- -.- / ..-
<<710495631
thats rude
>>710495551
you're a shit person
>>710495826
True, but at least I don't try to show off my mediocre handwriting on a fucking imageboard.
#710495302
What would that be?
>>710495631
Likely not!
>keked at the morse code
>>710495953
that's actually my boyfriend who drew that :o
QOTT: who you voting for?
>>710496081
I want someone who can make America great again.
>>710495120
why though?
it looks cool enough but why the generic anime face?
Dear 710496010,
Heroin
>>710496016
Have you considered telling him not to be an attention whore, or at least getting some talent first?
>>710496156
It was rory who did that, blame the ausfag
The man known as 710496193
Sounds like it's worth it, but i've heard there are two other ways.
javascript:quote('710496308')
Elaborate.
^^710496388
The first choice would be the noose.
The other choice would be to smash the computer
Or i guess you could also just drink.
Do whatever you think will work best before you get cancer.
Xx710496643xX
Well aren't you just the rudest, just because I called your back and forth shit with the other nui a meme.
Im banning you from the minecraft server, pal.
>>710496270
i guess we just dont share the same humor
>>710496193
no:
vv710496798
Wasn't trying to be rude, missy, i'm just looking out for your well being.
>>710496942
What a no-life faggot, denouncing the real world like a deranged lunatic.
>im pretty sure youve seen through the ruse
>>710497187
i know right :o
>>710496010
There's no "likely" or "unlikely" about it, it's for certain!
>>710497263
I added you on roblox
>>710497375
That still leaves the word "not" however, so my statement still stands!
>>710497552
The certainty is that she's mine, it is pure foolery to try to twist words!
If I keep drawing S like that I'm definitely going to commit Juicide.
>>710497999
Why would i twist words when i don't even need to? she's mine without a doubt.
here are the rules for next thread, when its gonna get baked
Nui claiming thread.
Previous:
The rules are very simple:
>claim your Nui
>post pics of your Nui
>insult other Nuis
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss Nui
>post fitting, not over-sexualised Nui
>most important: Nui
>>710498427
>keep ERP and RP nui based
At least it isn't bread claiming.
>>710498524
>How does my crescent roll feel in your buns?
>>710498724
Bread claiming thread
>Claim your bread
>No Claiming other breads that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No buttery content
>No BP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be gluten free
>If you're posting bread you're not rising
>/waifu/ is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in the pantry
White bread claimed
>>710494960
It's a manual RX7 FC Vert. No turbos, but it does have a rotary engine!
>>710495120
REEEEEEEEE!
>>710496156
>>710496270
It was actually my IRL friend that did it to annoy me. Rory just likes to keep posting it.
>>710498427
I don't need this.
>>710498212
But you must be wrong, since it is actually doubtless she's mine.
>>710498427
Ok I laughed at this one. It's stupid. But I laughed.
>>710498912
damn thats pretty slick looking, i take it you bought it second handed
unless you are a richfag those cars can get pretty expensive
>manual
Amerifat and drive manual, I respect that
>It was actually my IRL friend that did it
but why?
>>710499019
it's just the truth with how recent threads have been
>>710499180
I couldnt wait for next bake to make the joke
also I'm really slow so it would be a filthy early one or i had to wait another 5 hour thread
I can't hold in my amazing jokes that long
>Taiga claimed!
Hello to you all wonderful people! What's up in y'all neighborhood?
>>710499634
The ceiling is up, unless you mean outside, the it's naturally the sky.
>>710499415
Yep. Dads friend was selling it for hella cheap, and I absolutely adore FCs. I wish it wasn't the convertible model, but for how cheap he was selling it to me, I decided it would be best to get used to a rotary engine on a vert NA before going to a hardtop turbo.
I honestly don't like automatics Unles you deal with like, LA levels of traffic. But I'm also a habitual speedy, and a wannabe racer. You can see how crazy I drive here.
https://youtu.be/yQG147sr41s
Skip to like, 7:30 in that one.
And then there's this little clip from night time that same day.
https://youtu.be/rQFN7S7kCIM
I haven't been driving like that recently though, since with the holidays and such, the police are out in much greater force.
And simply because he's a cheeki cunt.
>>710499634
why is taiga in the broom closet.
>>710500154
She was hiding from Ryuuji~ It's the last scene from the anime. Right before his own declaration.
>>710499779
I must admit that you got me confused there.
>>710500143
I love those videos, the ones in super high end cars in dense traffic are spine tingling.
>>710500143
oh thats a sweet deal, how much was it?
I kinda like the convertible models. what do you dislike about them?
I used automatic once while driving a truck, its quite handy in that case because there is so much shit you need to look out for
Damn dude that is pretty reckless, i respect that honestly
speeding by people left and right, wish I had my car again
>too close mang
fucking kek, slugs on the road
oh they are? i havent heard of that, i guess the cops are more assholes in america though.
I gotta bail for a while but maybe i will be back before thread 404's, since its slow as fuck
catch ya later road pirate
>>710499180
But i have doubt so your logic is flawed.
>>710499415
Well not entirely, everybody does their own thing, ours is just more easy to notice.
>>710499634
I'm decent i suppose, how are you?
>>710500771
$1,700 plus the price of a new clutch. I helped the previous owner install it, so he didn't charge me for the half of the labor he did, which was the tough part.
Lots of reasons.
>You're fucked if you flip
>Only available in NA, no turbo models
>Wind noise at high speeds is pretty loud
>While they made them just as rigid, it was at the expense of being about 200 pounds more
>The tops are expensive to replace, and mine needs replacing
All in all, I love the car, but it's not my ideal. I treat her right though. Oil top offs regularly, new suspension parts, new glass, new clutch, new tires, I've put a bit of work and a good chunk of money into it, and you can feel it when driving.
Luckily, I have my motorcycle for those high traffic situations. So automatic not needed.
I catch a lot of shit from people here about doing that stuff. I wanna learn to drift, but having an open differential makes that near impossible to do. Which is another problem of verts I didn't mention. They never came with an LSD I don't think.
Nah, not assholes. Cause of my job, I deal with them a lot. They're just like any other person, doing their job. Their job just happens to be getting my speeding ass in trouble. Luckily, I've never gotten a ticket before, somehow.
Aight, I might be asleep, or pretty close to it by then. We'll see.
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>710501314
Decent? And I'm pretty good! Even if my brother is blasting fucking on the computer next to my room.
>>710501450
Hello there~
>>710500705
Nice feet.
![TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg")
>>710502044
Hi
Usual claim
>>710502044
I mean i wasn't feeling good yesterday and feel a little better today when i say decent.
>blasting fucking
You mean he has porn playing on loud volume?
Either way that suck a lot.
SACHI SACHI SACHI WHERE ARE U BBY
I want to die.
>>71050216
How are you?
>>710502466
Oh, sorry I was meaning to say "Blasting rap" and yup, it sucks.
>>710503562
So do i
>>710503603
what did it say?
Home edition
>>710503603
Well i hope things go better for you then.
Why does he not use headphones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdwGb5MUVVU
Has anyone here got some link to a waifu.zip? Can't seem to find any 'waifus in general' zip files, only ones of a specific anime.
>>710505038
A booru grabber should be close to what you want.
>>710502808
bby
>>710504978
mai bai?
>>710505307
miku! how are you?
>>710505830
Pretty relaxed right now, enjoying the comfort of being inside while it's raining.
What about you?
>>710506001
Just got back from walking my dog man. Was so nice! Put some music on an just walked her around town.
>>710501314
Your doubt is misplaced.
>>710506225
That can't be true, you surely jest.
Plutia from Hyperdimension Neptunia
>>710507212
Hello
>>710507243
Hey
>>710507265
Howdy
>>710507328
Guten Tag
![TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg")
>>710507348
Hola
I guess i should use pics
>>710507429
Salve
It's all good, do whatever you want. How's it going?
I did not expect this thread to be up anymore
>>710501427
Thats cheap as fuck yo! nice hassling
>>You're fucking if you flip
That's why you don't flip kek
Also if you have blasting music the wind isn't really an issue
But after that list I must agree it is more of a disadvantage but it is so nice during hot summer days.
Sounds like she got a good owner, glad to hear that shit.
I find it weird people judge on that, I think most haven't experienced the thrill it gives.
What is your job? You are a lucky fuck then, they took my drivers license because of the amounts of speeding tickets I build up.
![TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mfAwVA.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg")
>>710507567
Nǐ hǎo
I don't know. I just fucked up my desk though so im looking for double sided tape to fix it but i can't find any. You?
>>710508375
hello muffinqt
>>710508064
how'd you do that??
![tomoyokanzaki [1.1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WSIPQpg.jpg "tomoyokanzaki [1.1].jpg")
>>710508491
Hey bagueqtte
>>710508642
Break my desk? I was bored and i stuck a screwdriver in it and cracked the top cover thing. I can't explain very well
Haven't been on as much as I'd like because of school and shit but I'll try to be on more often, more-so on the weekend because i normally have shit done by then
Anyways, good morning /waifu/
>>710509307
Good afternoon
>>710508999
How are you?
>>710506397
It is true. A fact.
![TomoyoKanzaki [5].png](https://i.imgur.com/yK6PppY.png "TomoyoKanzaki [5].png")
>>710510072
I'm good, im just listening to music and thinking about how to fix my desk i just broke. Im probably about to revise for a computing exam soon. What about you?
>>710510099
It's a lie, a bluff!
>>710510325
I'm alright, just came home from a short work day. You could try to use contact cement, depending on how it's broke. Also what song are you listening to?
>stomach hurts like fuck
>try stretching
>try going to the bathroom
>nothing works
Probably gonna have to actually go to the fucking doctors for this shit today
Anyone watch Serial Experiments Lain?
It looks kinda interesting and i wonder what you guys think of it
>>710510996
Right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4E4XC7qOfk&ab_channel=BVMUndergroundHipHop
Pic related is my desk. Basically it is made out of wood then has some other material cover on top, and the cover cracked apart. The wood of the desk is fine though so maybe some double sided tape will hold it down. Sorry for low quality pic, i took it with my laptop webcam cause it's the only camera i have right now
>Tomoyo
![Syndra [27].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [27].jpg")
>>710511454
About time that you did.
>>710487445
Who is that?
Also, Rin Shibuya claimed.
>>710511698
It looks worse in person than on that pic
>>710511763
nice legs
>>710510486
I know it to be true! I was cuddling her just this morning!
>>710511763
The girl from >>>/h/4425020
>>710511763
She's some rape slave that you can dress up.
>>710511698
oh a classic I see. I need more groovy stuff like that. And isn't it all gonna crack if you lift it to tape it?
![TomoyoKanzaki [18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p1RpBH3.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [18].jpg")
>>710512291
Probably, but if i don't try it will
1) Look really bad
2) Just get worse when i knock it while typing
It really is a problem, but i'm hoping to get a new desk anyway
>>710511852
Lies, you can't prove that! it's likely a phony!
>>710512998
Feels pretty Nui-like to me. A legitimate Nui with no signs of forgery.
>>710512690
maybe you can flip the desk around so the cracks are in a less busy area?
WAIFU CLAIMED LS
>>710513516
Perhaps it's a well made bootleg.
![TomoyoKanzaki [13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yNXrMQv.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [13].jpg")
>>710513602
No i can't. It's a really weird desk and it has like a hole at the back and a platform under it for the monitor. It used to have shelve things on top but i took them down and put one to cover the gap. I can't really explain it well so i might take a photo
Anyone wanna make a real waifu thread?
>>710514140
it is a real waifu thread ya dingus :o
>>710514206
Doesn't have waifu in the name = not a waifu thread
>>710514343
nui is the new word for waifu
>>710514436
Your nui a shit
