If that grizzly is fucking hungry as fuck that gorilla is dead.
Everyone else seems to think otherwise.
Discuss.
Umm
>when u about to fight a grizzly bear then a child falls into your enclosure
Opposable thumbs.
<no contest>
>>710485062
depends how smart the gorilla is..
>>710485274
>getting the right man for the job
>>710485062
Id rather see a silverback bear vs a grizzly gorilla
>>710485062
grizzly 10 times out of 10.
Gorillas are herbivores. They more often have displays of strength rather than actual fighting.
Bears are carnivores and will fuck your shit up.
Look up the number of human deaths per year caused by both, and you'll see which is the more dangerous.
>>710485062
Silver back would make a pretty poor meal. A starving grizzly would be more apt to take down salmon or scavenge than fight an ape.
The ape is clearly physically outmatched, but if the Gorilla was acting in defense of his tribe, he would 1v1 to the death that Grizzly
>>710485062
Gorilla comes between she bear and her cubs and he's gonna have a bad time.
Bear comes between silverback and his family and it's gonna have a bad time.
Don't fuck with an animal's families.
Like a nigger, if that gorilla is horny at all that bear is super fucked.
>harambe
>>710485358
Bears are omnivores tho
>>710485358
Bears are herbivores
>>710485274
Fuck off Normie
>>710485062
Grizzly have claws.
Grizzly is a predator, gorrilla is not.
Grizzly wins
>>710485477
yes but they are members of the carnivora order
>>710485509
nope. see above.
>>710485274
Get the fuck out
>>710485358
>>710485062
Gorillas are somewhat docile compared to other primates, this is surprising due to their immense physical stature. And yes they are herbivorous, I conclude the Grizzly will win 087.2148/100 times.
>>710485351
>>710485351
>>710485274
Samefag
Why don't we get a rich anon to figure this out?
Someone buy a gorilla in africa and cage a good sized grizzly in a forest and ship them to mexico or something and have them fight.
>>710485389
Or your gonna have a bad time
>>710485446
>>710485684
>cropping out the ifunny water mark
>>710485062
A gorilla bites harder than a bear? Didn't know that. I always thought the bear had more force.
>>710486030
>Doing a service to humanity
>>710485062
gorilla is way stronger than the grizzly. also grizzly bears only eat fish so no it wouldnt be stronger if it was hungry rofl
>>710485283
That why humans can defeat any animal in single combat
>>710486604
>rofl
>>>/9gag/
>>710485062
Bear has larger bite radius and more sharp teeth, not to mention claws.
>>710485274
Off you fuck, nigger
>>710485062
how about 5.000 gorillas vs 3 trillion grizzly bears who would win
>>710485509
wrong
>>710485062
>lbs
>Psi
>ft
where are you from faggit?
>>710486693
my bad should i ahve said kek? lemayo? jej? or should i ahve said zozzle
>>710486652
u sure about that? if so pls show me how you defeat a pack of wolves with your thumbs
>>710486864
>what am sarcasm?
>>710486855
you shouldve just stayed at 9gag
>>710486905
>what am autismo
:(
>>710485283
This.
Gorrilas can hold swords or even better a gun and gg10 a piece of shit faggot bear
>>710485062
The victorians used to fight animals against one another to find out the strongest. The bear always win. Pound for pound it's the strongest, has enough intelligence to snap something's neck and it's pretty fast. The gorilla would be dead
>>710486948
Oh sorry. I didn't know autism made it hard to recognize sarcasm.
learn something new every day
>>710486915
mfw ive never once been on 9gag.
>>710487032
sanks
>>710487012
You mean the Romans?
>>710485062
cannibal vs a vegi fag
>>710486915
...you think rofl came from 9gag? so you're still what...15?
>>710487060
Then go back to 9gag
>>710487092
yes indeed you are 15
>>710487100
>>710485062
I think it depends solely on the terrain. Jungle i think monkey wins. any where else bear wins
>>710485062
Silver back gorilla would win just because a big lumbering loud beast would scare the grizzly.
Grizzly's are pussies. You can chase one away by just waving your jacket and making loud noises. He wouldn't dare fuck with a gorilla.
>>710485062
who is the moron who imagined a grizzly bear weaker than a silverback gorilla?
gorillas arent special for animals their size
>>710485062
>>710485062
5'11"? What a short faggot. He'd never win in a fight.
>>710486864
obvious troll is obvious
>>710485062
Imagine a human but stronger, Could easily suffocate the animal, i doubt a gorrila is that smart though ! would be dumb enough to try to bite the snouth then get his face mauled himself.
>>710487081
No. The victorians. The US equivalents of the victorians used to send steam ships files with animals over Niagara falls. They used to do some odd shit
Bears basically have natural armor and knives for paws. They're natural killers. Silverbacks only fight for dominance within their families.
Those quazi-niggers are dead.
>>710485509
Omni, they eat fish.
>>710487128
Really? You just came back with "no YOU are!" ?
lol so what...10 years old then?
>>710487151
zozzled and now shhh shhh go bak to reddit
>>710486984
Bears can ride motorcycles, faggot.
>>710487336
No im tiab years old
>>710487363
LOL the silverback wouldnt even have to fight the grizzlyshit it would just kill itself.
>>710487478
Because noone has ever killed themselves with a gun?
The real question is, why arent humans as strong as gorillas???????
>>710487194
''what a short faggot'' AHAHAHA yeah the height set up on his pics are off,
>>710487585
Because we didnt evolve from them
>>710485062
That silverback has a silverfront. Lookit that grill. Shiny as a mo fo. Winner for sure.
>>710487478
Nice try, faggot.
>>710487621
we evolved from a common ancestor. Not from a specific animal.
OK!
A gay sex starved silverback who aint gonna stop for nunthin to tap dat versus a heretonormative enraged grizzly.
Who wins? Does sexxoz happan?
>>710485062
>If that grizzly is fucking hungry as fuck that gorilla is dead.
Hungry grizzlies are not particularly dangerous, OP. It is the *angry* grizzlies you have to worry about.
If you change the word "hungry" to "angry" I agree completely that the gorrilla doesn't stand a chance. Fighting gorillas feel pain and can be dissuaded from fighting if that pain is great enough. Fighting grizzlies do not suffer from that particular weakness
In addition, it should be pointed out that your math in the OP image is misleading. The figure for Strength needs to be weighted for the size difference. Getting hit with a 4409 lb. gorilla arm swung in a 2.5 foot arc (the length of a gorilla arm) is going to end up pretty comparable to getting hit with a 1102 lb. grizzly arm swung in a 4 foot arc. The major difference of course is that the grizzly has 6-inch claws on the end of that swing, whereas the gorilla has nothing but black sausages.
Given the reach difference and the claws, the gorilla will be shredded before he gets close enough to inflict any damage whatsoever.
>>710487012
A tiger would shit on a bear.
>>710487381
I see we've agreed on your level.
>>710487734
Op here awesome answer my dude ty
>>710487774
But if you got a man cub, a panther and the strength of a wolf pack, that tiger is history.
>>710487785
i kindly agree sir
>>710485062
one hit in the face and the bear is fucked up.
you know it op
>>710485675
You have a point, a gorilla generally wouldn't attack anything or anyone, if the bear took him by surprise he could win, but the fact is the gorilla bites harder is multiples times stronger, smarter and much more dynamic in it's movements, basically a bigger stronger human without the brains. I'll back the gorilla
>>710487909
You never heard story of people smashing brown bears in the face with maglites and it shrugging it off
>>710487909
I could say the same about the simian
>>710487840
that's not even a sentence, are you high?
>>710487865
glad to hear it
>>710488089
You read the jungle book? , seen any iteration of the story?
>>710485509
You're retarded
>>710485062
The one with the highest level wins
>>710485062
Bear wins. No contest. Weighs twice as much. Has huge claws in addition to teeth.
>>710488115
same
>>710487774
Nope, the bear would snap its neck. This isn't a theory, but actually tested many years ago.
>>710487032
It actually does funny enough
>>710488204
[citation needed]
>>710485062
Regardless of the bear's appetite he gorilla is dead.
>>710488226
Depends on where you are on the spectrum I guess
>>710485355
Kek and checked
>>710485446
What if the bear is horny?
what if they are both horny?
>>710488300
checkd and kekd to the post you replyd to
>>710485062
Why doesn't the Kodiak or Polar bear get to engage in combat with the largest most powerful ape?
>>710487164
You've just demonstrated your ignorance perfectly. Gorillas are apes, not monkeys, and it doesn't matter the environment, the bear wins.
>>710488255
Just Google Victorian bear baiting. They liked fingering animals
>>710488450
That's an unfortunate autocorrect
>>710487324
nope, only a vegan animal can be that big and strong
>>710487734
>Fighting grizzlies do not suffer from that particular weakness
Biologyfag here.
This.
Bears have the most fucked up brain-function in all of the animal kingdom. When a bear is angry, huge portions of its brain simply shut off. The neurological activity becomes concentrated in a very limited portion of the brain--the part which deals with self-preservation. Self-control and decision-making go out the window, and when a bear is in fight mode it neurologically speaking can neither hear nor feel nor taste nor smell. It has only tunnel vision, and whatever is in that vision has the complete attention of the bear until the brain activity of the bear returns to normal.
That is why bear deterrent spray only works if you use it *before* the bear goes into attack mode, and in such a manner as to not put the bear into attack mode. Once the bear is pissed off, it is useless.
Scary fucking animals, bears.
>>710488450
>They liked fingering animals
Who here doesnt?
>>710485062
Not sure where you got these statistics but a grizzly's strength dwarfs that of a gorilla's. These bears have consistently been known to be capable of breaking a bison's neck with one swipe. The gorilla never stood a chance.
>>710487358
What does zozzle actually mean? I've never understood that
>>710485062
>mfw bears only eat honey
>>710485062
Bear no contest. How about 3 American shitbull terriors vs a dire wolf?
>>710488686
it's autism, don't mind it
>>710488686
It's some faggots forced meme to replace kek, bury zozzle.
>>710485331
Bout as smart as you average dindu
>>710488556
Ty. I will be quoting you good sir
>>710485062
The gorilla has way more dps
>>710488825
Lmao yeah well the gorilla is such a lazy nigger it's perfectly fine just eating leaves. At least bears deal with bees
>>710488874
LOL
>>710488951
What the fuck are you on about?
>>710488828
3 pitbulls. the dire wolf is at a disadvantage as they are pack animals
>>710488686
TOP ZOOZLE
if the two had sex
>>710488556
Dropbears have the most fucked up brain-function in all of the animal kingdom. When a dropbear is angry, huge portions of its brain simply shut off. The neurological activity becomes concentrated in a very limited portion of the brain--the part which deals with self-preservation. Self-control and decision-making go out the window, and when a dropbear is in fight mode it neurologically speaking can neither hear nor feel nor taste nor smell. It has only tunnel vision, and whatever is in that vision has the complete attention of the dropbear until the brain activity of the dropbear returns to normal.
That is why dropbear deterrent spray only works if you use it *before* the dropbear goes into attack mode, and in such a manner as to not put the dropbear into attack mode. Once the dropbear is pissed off, it is useless.
Scary fucking animals, dropbears.
>>710486652
Won't be able to gouge the eyes on every animal, gotta get lucky for that. Any animal that is scrappy like a badger, hand to hand, fucked
>>710487683
Someone was paying attention in anthropology
>>710485062
Why is this even a question? Grizzly, no contest. Top level predator vs intelligent herbivore. I don't see where the confusion comes from. The second the grizzly stood on its back legs, the intelligence in the gorilla would tell it to run away. I'd suggest grizzly victory like 97-98% of encounters, and we don't have that many gorillas to throw away.
>>710489581
We threw Harambe away.
>>710486821
Probably the us, given that those are all correct.
>>710485062
Grizzly wins every time. I don't know why people even debate this.
Sloth bears fight tigers occasionally and win half the time. A grizzly can only be killed by other bears, man, elephants, rhinos and hippos
>>710485062
It's been scientifically proven that Brock could beat a gorilla to death in a one on one fight.
I don't think he could take a grizzly bear.
In my mind, that says it all, lads.
>>710485274
Fuck off with that queer shit.
Solution is easy
>>710489939
>>710489346
>Turtles have the most fucked up brain-function in all of the animal kingdom. When a turtle is angry, huge portions of its brain simply shut off. The neurological activity becomes concentrated in a very limited portion of the brain--the part which deals with self-preservation. Self-control and decision-making go out the window, and when a turtle is in fight mode it neurologically speaking can neither hear nor feel nor taste nor smell. It has only tunnel vision, and whatever is in that vision has the complete attention of the turtle until the brain activity of the turtle returns to normal.
>That is why turtle deterrent spray only works if you use it *before* the dropbear goes into attack mode, and in such a manner as to not put the turtle into attack mode. Once the turtle is pissed off, it is useless.
>Scary fucking animals, turtles.
>>710485062
None, they bear isn't stupid enough to fight something that has the same size as himself.
Bears will kill and hunt smaller creatures, but the moment it has the same size, they will leave it alone.
Both may attack each when one enters the territory of the other one. But since they don't live with each other it is hard to say.
But to say that a grizzly will win every time is stupid because even a zebra can kill a lion.
This reminds me of the trillion lions vs the sun argument, that grand old debate of might.
>>710489939
>>710489955
probably the best answer yet
>>710489386
Lol no. Anthropology is all about safe spaces and cuckolding thees days. Study biology if you want to learn about human origins.
The bear from the movie the edge whould slaughter that gorilla
>>710489667
Threw him ouut like yesterdays jam
>>710485358
>displays of strength rather than actual fighting
Silverbacks fight off the likes of leopards from the troop.
>bears are carnivores and will fuck your shit up
depending upon region, bears are sometimes exclusively herbivorous for months at a time.
>human deaths
Gorillas have a far smaller population than bears. People come into contact with bears far more regularly
I'm not shitting on your answer, the bear would probably win. It's just that you're trying to sound like you know what you're talking about when you simply do not.
>>710490568
>Silverbacks fight off the likes of leopards from the troop
Your point? Check out the California pit fights. They routinely put grizzlies up against Spanish bulls and the bear routinely wins. They import an African lion, which would annihilate the gorilla, and the bear still wins with ease
lets make this more interesting. Grizzly just had a heart attack. New challenger
>>710490891
My point was that the gorilla isn't just about display, that it actually does fight. Calm yourself.
Read my whole post again. I'll even give you a clue: I never said the gorilla would win.
>>710489346
Not knowing that drop bears are regular koalas that attack people either on purpose or by accident, you must be from the city, go sit in the fucken corner you silly cunt, I bet you don't even shoot kangaroos.
>>710485062
Silver back gorillas only weigh around 350lbs and grizzly bears only weigh about 600lbs
>>710490065
I mean it is a lot of lions.
>>710485730
Martin Skreli
>stick win every time
All given info doesn't matter. It's about range and weaponry. If the gorilla isn't able or smart enough to make use of any weaponry (could be a bone, piece of wood, sword, who cares), the bear wins by default. The grizzly has more range and can claw the gorilla to shreds.
>>710491823
Kek is this guy the quintessential rich piece of shit everyone draws on to exemplify said stereotype?
>>710485062
Wildlife vet fag here.
The bear would only have a chance if it was a mother bear with cubs nearby.
Single female or male, it has no chance against a silverback. People seriously underestimate their terrifyingness.
>>710492683
Oh yeah well I have a masters in bio and I disagree
>>710485358
>Implying the number of human deaths indicates something
Humans dont share the same areas with Gorillaz as with bears retard
>>710485062
Gorillas don't have giant razor sharp claws.. So yeah, the gorilla is most likely toast. Grizzlys dont typically bite during battle, they claw.
>>710492683
nonsense
>>710492683
>>710485062
https://youtu.be/CXzN3AyXR9w
Here's your answer
