I ejaculated blood, what do I do??
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I ejaculated blood, what do I do??
Jerk off again.
>>710461098
Did it hurt? Obviously you're gonna have to do to a doctor.
>>710461098
Go see a fucking doctor...
>>710461098
Wait until you die
Jerk again!
>>710461098
FUCK. FUCK.
>>710461211
It felt like back pressure. Like I felt like I was cumming but was not, then it bursted open with blood
>>710461098
what is the problem ?
>>710461098
you die?
>>710461098
Go to the doctor
Keep Cumming and bottle it all up. Drink and post results.
>>710461098
Go to the fucking doctor Jesus you probably have cancer on your balls or something and yes I am trying to scare you so you will go and check up you retard,
>>710461340
back pressure? Kidney stone???
>>710461340
Definitely go see a doctor. It seems like it could be prostate cancer.
Jerk off again and see if it keeps happening
>>710461098
Fapaddictfag here
i'm fapping everyday for the last 20 years, at least 3 times a day with peaks of >10.
ONCE, just once there was some blood in my scarce spunk. I freaked out, stopped the fapping pfr a couple of days, eventually fapped again and sperm was milky as usual. Ever since no more bloody spunk. Mine was just a few drops, while yours seem to be way bloodier. So yes, go see a fucking doc. If you are lucky you'll get a doctress, btw
THIS IS WHY YOU FOLLOW NO-FAP NOVEMBER FAGGOTS
REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOU'RE MOM WILL EJACULATED BLOOD IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
I ejaculated blood once. It was after I got my ureteral stent in. If the blood comes out when you pee then it's probably not as serious, just a urinary tract issue.
If it's only when you cum, you could have testicular torsion or an std. Or cancer
>>710461098
just a bit of old jizz plugging the urethra when it rupture blood vessel of the lining
>>710461653
Lol
ejaculate again and try farting at the same time
this one time i ejaculated a dry roll of semen and did nothing about it but you should probably go to the doctor
>>710461653
God dammit
i shitted my cock out my ass wat do i do i can't affaord obama care
>>710461653
reee
Timestamp?
>>710461098
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lmBHrwLwNNA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>710461098
Jerk off again, just to make sure it's REALLY blood...
wait. youre saying thats not normal?
It's ketchup
>>710461098
stop pouring ketchup on your self
>>710461098
https://g.co/kgs/GQMuPG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8gi_yLF8r8
If dubs swallow it
>>710461098
copy pasta
>>710461098
its ok op
trump will fix all your problems when he gets elected
>>710461098
This is my worst fear. It's called hematospermia. Blood coming out of one's dick should never be a thing.
>>710461653
mom no
>>710461098
>Ejaculated blood
>Comes to 4chan /b/ for medical advice
>Mfw
Seriously OP go to the doctor that should be second nature
>>710461340
Not joking or fucking with you, but that's fucking prostate cancer. See an oncologist asap.
>>710461606
>If you are lucky you'll get a doctress, btw
KEK
>>710461653
Wow fuck YOU
>>710461653
don't u put dat curse on me holmes
It's over
>>710461606
Thatsnot fap addict thats normal man
>>710461885
pics or didnt happen
>>710465186
>tfw we are all fappers pro level in /b/, and yes, we can't go on one single day without beating the sardine
Fuck a dead body OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIBp4CHKYA
>>710461098
see a doctor bud that shit is fucked
>>710461653
ok fag ill follow no fap november
>>710465801
does your mother know you listen to such music
Let us know wtf it is when you come back from the doctors
>>710465601
Really?
I thought 3-10 fap a day was just average?
This happened to my best mate. He died of Cancer two weeks later.
This has happened to me and I panicked too, just like you probably are. Went to the doctor. Turns out most of the time when this happens it's just because of a ruptured blood vessel in your dick. Kind of like a bloody nose. Rare but scary. Wait a few days, see if it happens again, and if it does go to a doctor because it could be something more serious. If not don't worry about it.
Sounds like you busted a nut op.
Open up YouTube
Search 'I Cum Blood'
Wipe the fake blood you got from the party store off your cum gutters
Listen, & enjoy
>>710461098
I ejaculate fire
>>710461653
mommy :(
>>710467238
Sounds metal as fuck
>>710466932
The fucm
>>71046165
fuck
>>710461434
kek
>>710461098
Masturbate again and see if it's just a fluke.
Ask Google instead of /b/
So lemme get this straight...You beat your shit bloody, panicked, ran around the room to find your pants, grabbed your phone, snapped a photo of your blood stained cock fuel, and uploaded it to this thread wondering if someone here would tell you its gonna be ok? Fuckin stick that shit on the table and cut it off and post that shit. Or go 2 the E.R. you idiot.
>>710461653
Fine
>>710461098
that looks like hot sauce.
> sadly OP ain't hot enough.
>>710468571
id gib u summa my hot sawce if u no wat im sayin bby
>>710461098
Kidney stone hurts when you take a leak. When prostate is the problem, the blood is not that red, it's more like brown.
If you faped just like any other day and it just happened, it would be hematospermia, so no worry about that shit. Just no fap for few days and you're good.
>>710469113
Why do you know this? What are your qualifications?
>>710461098
hey, you got your period!
>>710461180
underrated
>>710461653
Not even jackin g but might the wet dream
>>710461653
FUCK YOU
>>710468438
who doesnt jack off with their phone?
>>710461098
Its cancer or a ruptured kidney
You're now a cannibal corpse song, gz
>>710469219
Went to dr for the same couple years back. It never happened again.
>>710469559
Sounds scary as fuck
>>710461340
>back pressure
Shit man this could be anything from kidney damage or kidney stones to testicular or prostate cancer
Go to the ER or call a doctor ASAP
>>710461098
Why are you jacking off directly onto your own body you fucking savage?
>>710470373
>he doesn't cum on his belly
i bet ur fat
I guess us people with our laptops hooked up 2 our tvs lol... Yea bro theres a whole nutha world out there :)
>>710470438
Not fat and generally I come directly into my wife, but if I choose to fap I use some tissue to catch the little soldiers as soon as they deploy.
>>710470517
What the fuck are you even trying to say
On off chance this isn't bait: get checked for cancer, this happened to a friend and he had nut cancer.
OP is an idiot, thread over, saging.
>>710470698
It kind of like this, except my regiment doesn't have any Jews.
happened to me a few months ago. freaked me the fuck out. Now I'm not saying don't go to the Dr or anything but mine cleared up in about a week. I suspect it was a uti
Blood for the blood god OP
Medfag here, if your piss is bloody then probably kidney stone or kidney infection. Either way I'd at least go to your doctor to see what's up.
>>710471056
Medfag doesn't know the difference between piss and sperm.
>7 years of college wasted
>>710461098
>>710461340
Surely there's be some amount of cum. Why is there no cum?
>>710461212
Thats what hes here for. Duh...
>>710461098
stop asking /b/ and go to a doctor?
happened to me before. stopped after a couple days - week. don't really remember how long it took to stop exactly.
I remember I googled it like crazy and found it wasn't usually something serious. probably just did a little damage to something down there.
>>710470823
I guess nuthin with us too guys with the Laptops hooked up the TV right there
Im sayin if im jackin my dick not lookin at my phone i must have my laptop hooked up to my big ass tv. Guess u dont live that life anon
>>710461098
Man that happened to me. I was in so much pain - My wife said maybe you should beat your meat. I said sure fuck it I'll try. It took some work to overcum the pain. When I finally ejaculated, it was all blood. The Pain Subsided. Haven't had a problem since.
show timestamp on your dick?
>>710461653
mom noo
>>710461098
that's cancer
>>710462912
glad to see this here
>>710461653
> .
>>710461653
fuck you I'm jerking off right now
>>710461653
Sad lyfe
>>710472313
Well don't come crawling back to me when you're covered in your own bloody unborn children
>>710461098
I did this once. Gf was riding me and didn't want to hop off when it was time. I gripped my dick with the force of 100 gorillas and threw her off. When I let go bloody spooge shot all over her.
>>710472513
What
Could you draw a picture, I don't understand
>>710461098
Is no one gunna ask how or why OP came on his own chest
>>710472652
He was going to cum inside her, so he gripped his dick to block it off so hard that when he threw her off with the other hand and let go of his dick, blood shot out.
>>710472760
Jerk off less, the more cum you have the further it will fly
I've come on my own face before. During sex. Funny as fuck
>>710461180
/thread
it's the no fap November curse m8.
>>710472760
He was sitting down and doesn't have a micropenis?
>>710461653
thats not even possible
>>710461653
stop.
you're the devil.
>>710465601
no fap November scares me. so what did I do? I found a girlfriend that's what. even better hehe. still following the rules!
>>710461653
Wtf
>>710461340
That's prostate cancer like previous anons said.
>>710461098
Shove penis on bleach bottle and shake it wildly
>>710461098
sage
>>710472851
>I've come on my own face before. During sex. Funny as fuck
Try putting it in her pussy. Drives them wild.
>>710461098
It's ok anon u got your period. You r officially a woman now!
>>710461098
saging
>>710461098
>Put pressure on the wound
>Call 911
>Stop sticking shit up your dickhole
Schistosomiasis
>>710473426
Kek
>>710461653
roll for TorA
>>710461098
Just saging
>>710473426
Laffed
>>710461653
Fuck you faggot
>>710461098
sage
>>710473975
counter-sage
>>710474181
counter-counter-sage
>>710461653
kek
>>710474181
>>710474253
Saging
>>710474380
noko
>>710474460
fgt
>>710474665
nou
>>710461098
sage
Happens to everyone Anon.
>>710474970
>bloodpenis.jpg
Well
>>710461098
it was nice knowing you anon
>>710475172
Don't lie
>>710461653
why
>>710475962
ass cancer
>>710462182
10/10
>>710461098
why would you ejaculate ketchup?
>>710461653
Gay
>>710461098
Write a metal song about it
>>710465018
underratted post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIBp4CHKYA
Listen to this.
>>710461653
even though not possible and terrible grammar,
i'm replying.
better than tinder! plenty of horny sluts of your city would getting fucked on http://bsft.fr/si9o
>>710461098
FInd a Gothgirl that is into Vampire Bloodsucking
****
Profit ?
>>710461098
u ded
>>710477630
we literally have these as adverts now
what's the point
OP's pic is literally cancer
>>710461098
That isn't what a cumshot spray pattern looks like.
Fake.
>>710472760
You don't cum on your chest all the time? If I'm laying down i pretty much always do.
>Tfw you jerk it with a shirt on and then it's annoying as hell cause you have to move your shirt up and block your shot with your hand and it's hard to do quickly one handed cause the other hand is still jerking it.
>>710471192
Look inside and above the belly button. You can see some. You can also see the sheen on his stomach from some of the more liquidy part of the ejaculate.
>>710461653
Not sure if retard or autist
>>710478549
Kek.
>>710479025
>he doesn't know his memes
>>710479448
Pretty sure he gets the meme. The meme is just pretty fucking autistic.
>>710479533
All memes are autistic, at least that dude was teaching the newfags about nofap november
>>710479595
>teaching the newfags about nofap november
You don't have to be on 4chan to know about that.
Nofap is trash. I'll cum on your grave
better than tinder! plenty of horny sluts of your city wanna fuck on http://epi.my/thRd4Q
Don't make promises unless you intend to keep them, daddy
>>710461653
Nooo
>>710479819
>>710461098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OGPuqLe3mg
>>710461098
continue beating yo meat
>>710461653
o shit
That's tomato source.
>>710461653
fuck you
>>710461653
Fuck off
>>710461653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E9OW4CzaFc
Play this song while you are cutting your dick away
>>710463084
this, fuck docters, its prolly just spics.
