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ylyl?
>>710459893
>>710459966
he seems like a nice lad, long ass head though..
>>710461487
damn haha
>>710459966
jimmy neutron grew a beard
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>710462713
STOP POSTING THIS
>>710459966
>4 necklaces of varying lengths
This made me throw up a bit
>>710462713
Please die. We won't want you here anymore. We've been enduring your banana shitposting for two whole years now. Think about that for a minute. Do you realize what can occur in two years? In two years, a baby can be born, learn to walk, speak, and, if it's advanced enough, even be potty-trained. The very fundamentals of motor skills, human interaction and sanitation can be learned by a mere infant in a span of two years. That's the amount of time you've spent ruining YLYL threads on 4chan with pictures of bananas. While there are babies out there opening their eyes to magic of their own very existence, you're sitting in your room crying yourself to sleep, muttering "Thanks Lori" in between gasps of air while realizing that nobody loves you. And it's your own damn fault that nobody loves you. You've shunned everybody you've ever known, turned them away in favor of a meme. Your mother is heartbroken that she'll never be able to see you get married, she'll never be able to be a grandmother, all because you'd rather spend your time telling anonymous message board users to "save it, it's all yours my friend."
You're a fucking wreck and I think I speak for everybody when i say that we've had enough of your shit. Maybe it's time for you to pull your head out of your ass and realize just what the fuck you've become. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, with enough work, you can turn your life around and become somebody worthwhile. At the very least, you can die saying you tried to do something other than waste everybody's time with a stupid fucking picture of a banana.
>>710462781
Cunt
>>710462713
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>710459966
>wishing lamp
ISHYGDDT
>>710462713
i really really really like this image
>>710462781
Fag bag
>>710462713
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>710463050
https://youtu.be/EZkbKQO_KwA
>>710462884
>>710463282
is THIS where that fucking meme originates from? because this is hilarious
>>710462713
hahah,great pic
Rip thread.
>>710463286
kys
>>710463163
Aids
>>710462713
here's how i interpret the origin of this image: Bill Hitchert, Jon Callanan and Lori Petrosino were facebook friends (prolly IRL friends as well). One day Bill Hitchert posted the Banana image. Maybe he got some response, maybe not. Maybe people commented on the image and he was really proud of his finding. Maybe no one commented and he let it go. I think he got some feedback and he was proud of himself, in a pleb way. Then, one day, perhaps not too long after, Jon Callanan posts the same banana image. I don't know if it was intentional or not. Perhaps he had a beef with Bill Hitchert, perhaps he was just trolling Bill, perhaps he was just as a moron as Bill (they are friends, after all). Bill, upon seeing that, not sure what Jon was up to, tries to fake a laugh and asks where did Jon find it (hey Jon "ha-ha", where did you find this ?). Jon, who prolly knew what he was doing, says, oh, just somewhere. Then adds sarcastically. Nice of you to join us. It's possible that Bill was ignoring Jon, and that Jon did it to bait Bill. Bill, then, passively-agressively says the famous "i really (3x) like this image", as if saying (yeah, I, it was me, before, who posted that image, scumbag) Jon, then replies with his famous: save it, it's yours, which, of course, means "yes, I know you posted, i stoled, suck my dick". Then Lori, who was just passing by, says: "wow, this is funny" Bill, then being the one who posted first, of course, says "thank you, you should thank me, I was the one who introduce the image to this faggot" And that was the story
>>710463460
>>710463382
>>710463317
>>710463286
is this still funny to anyone besides the samefag posting all this gay shit?
i thought we were finally moving on from the dumbass banana, and now threads are full of this retarded shit
no wonder /b/ is going out of business
>>710463382
>>710463317
I hate you.
>>710463611
what could have possibly given you the idea that we were moving on from the banana
>>710462713
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
>>710461487
This shit right here. What, your lazy faggot ass can't live in a house for $150 extra a month? What, living in some faggot dorm is more important than your pets? Fuck every faggot scumbag that abandons their animals like this and think it's normal and acceptable. If you have ever done this and you are reading this now, I just want you to know, you are a subhuman animal.
>>710463408
Thanks lori
Dear fourchan,
It has come to my attention that this is the internet forum that is responsible for the spamming of my facebook and youtube channel with references to a banana image that I posted to my wall some time back.
I have come here today to demand that you cease this activity at once, and delete and remove any comments that you have already made. My youtube channel is very important to my business, where I give advice on internet marketing and purchasing gold as a long term investment strategy, and your behavior is interfering with these objectives.
If these demands are not met, I will contact the civil authorities, as well as commence legal action against the owners, moderators and users of this internet chat room.
Sincerely,
John J. Callanan
>>710462884
you sure this is one person doing this?
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don't argue with greentxt. tl;dr no arguing with greentxt here.
>>710462713
>>710462713
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.
Banana whispered into ylyl's ear "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you"
"Gasp!" Thought ylyl "he's going to tie me up and fuck me"
Ylyl breathed heavily as the smell of sweat and potassium was strong
Banana duck taped ylyl's hands and his pussy was as wet as the time he had spilled mtn dew
Banana stuck his hard cock in ylyl
Ylyl let out a moan, muffled by the cotton balls shoved in his mouth Banana had made his niggers pick the cotton a day before
"I really, really like your cock" said ylyl, now farting uncontrollably "Thanks for joining us tonight," panted banana in response
>>710463683
>>710463684
>>710463741
>>710463858
the only question is whether the vip board will save the site and eliminate this faggotry.
most likely not, considering nobody wants to help fund this kind of shit
it was a good run, 4chan, but the cancer is finally terminal
>>710462713
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
Abandon thread, the people who are the reason people say /b/ is shit are here.
>>710462713
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY
Wow once upon a time there was shit that actually made me fucking laugh like no tomorrow and now it's just a bunch of cock suckers.
FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF
>>710463858
Fucking shit
>>710462713
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
>>710464097
you. dumb. mother. fucker.
>>710462713
MOMMY MOMMY!!! LOOK LOOK!!! I POSTED THE BANANA I AM SO OLDFAG LOL!!! I BEEN HERE ALL SUMMMER NOW I AM AMOUSYNOUS MOMMY LOOK!!!
ARE YOU PROUD NOW?????? LOOK THE BANANA, IM TOO RETARTED TO TYPE WORDS SO ILL JUST POST THE BANANA SO ALL THE PEOPLE ON 4CHAN WILL KNOW IM OLDFAG HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA IM SUCH A HUGE MASSIVE FAGGOT WITH MY BANANA HAHAHAHAH BANANANANANANANANANAANANANANANAKJFDMSKFJDQMKFDJZERU UE FFDFDSJFIOEUR Ffdvs4f564 d6s d64d5sf4s64 6 s6df fsJDSKMFJMQ JFDSureiuzfjdsv dsfd
>>710463458
Gets me everytime
>>710463317
Fuck you you gay cunt.
>>710463740
The banana is great because you can't rip it off like 9gag and ebaumsworld did to all our shit its the cancer that says we're done creating OC only to have it reposted and imediatley shot down as a over-reposted re-post or stolen by 9gagfags
>>710464053
It was a good run. I blame tumblr and 9fag
>>710463611
I actually laugh my ass off at every faggot that replies for stupid reasons. Something about a tv show? Fucking retards going to retard.
the only thing that is ylyl in this thread is the brickwall-txtr getting trolled so bad that a novel has to be furiously typed each reply.
each.
reply.
lmao stop walltxting the banana guy. wait, don't, this is what is keeping me in this ylyl.
i lost sooooo hard on the tl;drs.
>>710464596
i would actually argue that the banana has created more OC in the last two years than any other meme
Let's save this shit
>>710462713
I've been thinking about killing myself a lot lately. I come to YLYL threads to try and cheer myself up a little, forget about the pain for a while. Instead of laughing, that fucking banana has made me decide that suicide is worth it and that I should finally just follow through.
I'll see you fuckers on the other side.
>>710459893
Story on this?
>>710464790
oh no you don't
>>710459966
I hate this loin wanna be faggot
>Be me
>Middle-aged
>Find funny picture online of a banana taking off its peel in an embarrassed manner
>Post it on Facebook
>Timothy Townsend likes this.
>Bill Hitchert says "John, haha. Where did you find this one?!"
>I reply, "Oh somewhere online haha. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight Bill"
>He says, "John: I really, really, really like this image."
>I respond, "Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)"
>Lori chimes in, "hahah,great pic"
>Bill says, "Thanks, Lori."
>>710464763
that's like saying my shit marks in the toilet have created more art in the past year than someone who's made a couple paintings
>>710464830
I've never been more of a fan of the banana then after reading this.
who would kill themselves because of a banana?
>>710465150
you're not wrong
>>710462713
knowyourmeme.com has completely lost all credibility for me. i was there these stupidba nana images began on 4chan & this fake origin story is bs. this is a forced meme. when i say forced, i dont wanna get into the argument that all memes are forced. i mean, this was forced to become a meme. true memes are forced as jokes thats why they become memes.
from what i experienced the first night & the following days of a shit-posting organization posting these dumb bananas & trying to make me & others do the same thing it seems they have bamboozled knowyourmeme.com too. as far as the origin with that stupid facebook convo….dont be stupid. ask yourself, would 3 or 4 asshats in a short convo on fb have enough people looking at said convo to make something so hilarious? first you would have hundreds of comments on fb. then maybe it would leak out into the outside world to other square media sites (twitard/tumblr/etc) then if it didnt expire there, then maybe would make it to chan.
this didnt happen & whatever marketing organization is know linking to this site to show their possibly clients that they are indeed able to start a meme. barf
good job knowyourmeme.com, you just killed yourself with this horseshit confirmed meme.
>>710464763
>find old meme
>photoshop banana onto it somewhere
not really OC, bud. more like defacing public property
>>710465193
>>710464763
Could you make a torrent of all those bananas? I'd really really really like to get them all
Wow these kids are so edgy being trolls who could compete
>>710465444
i don't have a torrent but i have uploaded it to mediafire. it's a couple hundred short but it's about 2200
http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
>>710465444
checkd. trips deserves banana torrent,
>>710459750
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>710462781
Ugh
>>710463050
How do I few
Fucking dumbass faggots kill this fucking site..I'm glad they put the porn ads to finally bring down this god forsaken site..shitposters
>>710463163
Fuck. DON'T look at this post
>>710463317
Fuck. 3 times
>>710463382
I'm quittingchan
>>710465970
Quit life newfag
>>710459750
That's not funny.
I understand why political correctness can be pretty bad, but in this case this is just racism.
>>710465771
here you go, Don
lost
>>710459966
>>710466084
>Racism isn't funny
Yeah right, nigger
>>710466228
that's it, i'm out. i hope you go through life every day knowing how fucking useless you are
>>710463744
>implying places will just accept pets, no questions asked
Okay Millennial.
>>710466285
That's some good work, anon.
>>710466357
Every house I ever rented did, they aren't hard to find, unless you're stupid or something.
>>710459750
would be funny if I was a Swahili speaking mormon living in Togo
>>710465015
Shit so cash
>>710466317
nigger is funny
nigger is good word
>>710466115
TFW you know that "religious leaders" were just trying to keep everyone from acting like monkeys
>>710463050
stahp
>>710466799
Thanks, Jorie.
>>710462864
you mean 3....
>>710459966
Wow dub dubs
THIS THREAD IS SHIT AND MODS ARE ASLEEP
I'M FUCKING GOING FOR IT
>>710463799
got me
>>710461998
Worth the read.
>>710463611
>no wonder ?b/ is going out of business
being this autistic and edgy. holy shit kys
>>710467548
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>710459893
wtf? what's the deal?
>>710463460
Faggot
>>710467298
hehehe
>>710467298
>I got banaenaed
sage goes in all fields
we need another hitler for people who think posting a banana is funny
>>710467298
>>710462781
>>710463050
Go home
>>710463341
it's hardly hilarious anymore newfag
>>710463163
You are welcome guys, ur moms are saved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ekI3jgvtY f
>>710463050
puta madre
>>710463458
Just fyi when (whoever the fuck i cant remember who they were) decided which bits to leave in and take out of the bible there were bits where Jesus fought dragons
>>710467860
fuck off
>>710461998
damn, right in the feels
but it's bullshit right? the story seems true, but 99% of people never attain any love like this. does anyone disagree?
>>710459966
Kek
Gotta Blast!
Also wtf is with the advertisements on mobile
>>710471369
4chan is dying, not enough money, so they're adding ads
>>710461998
Lost all validity when he fugged her with only one condom... everyone knows it takes like 3 minimum to put it on right time #1 especially as a teen
>>710461998
Dammit - Fuck you.. this was supposed to be ylyl, not feels!
But yeah.. what >>710467498
said
>>710463163
fuck you
>>710463946
Lost
>>710459893
looks photoshopped
Someone pls put banana on the porn ads
>>710466285
Woah, how'd you make him superior?
>>710466285
>jimmyjewtron.jpg
>>710463050
qwqwqw
>>710463163
;;;
>>710462943
For a while I had no idea what you were referencing till I realized his necklace had a keyblade on in instead of just a plain key.
Here I thought that whole key necklace thing signified dom/sub relationships, thought maybe he was a literal cuck since I know how obsessed everyone here is with that sort of stuff. Then again I guess he wouldn't be the one with the key if he was a cuck or a sub or whatever.
>>710459966
here u go fgt
>>710461608
Wonder if the cemetery grounds keeper pockets all that shit or something? I mean obviously somethings happened to the stuff he put there in previous years, and it would suck to think some edgy teenager was going around stealing shit left by mourning folks.
>>710463110
Why'd I expand this meme.
>>710463163
Ooop
>>710462781
alright fucker you got me
>>710464377
I love Army of Darkness!
>>710462781
cunt burger
>>710463163
slutbag
>>710463163
>>710463050
>>710463110
>>710462781
Jesus man just give up. Do you crave attention this badly?
>>710459966
>This jimmy neutron fucking troll doll can grow a beard and I can't
>FeelsBadMan
>>710462781
fuck you
>>710463050
fuck you
>>710463163
stop please
>>710461487
How the fuck is this funny?
this thread sucks
>>710471293
yeah whyle its sad they had something real.
i have a girlfriend and ofcourse i "love" her but thats mainly for sex.
Havent met anyone i can really relate to and it makes me sad.
>>710461998
Thanks for making me realise I'm not completely devoid of emotion.
>>710475080
If you're an edgemaster it might make you grin.
>>710462781
fag
>>710462842
that banana really sucks, its like seeing scat porn, get a gag reflex every time I see it.
>>710472857
lost
>>710463611
>no wonder /b/ is going out of business
4Chan as a whole is going out of business
>>710464667
This.
>>710469209
thank you blessed immunity cat
>>710470543
oh shit thank you immunity dog
well im done with b ylyl. /gif/ sometimes has some good ylyl
>>710470868
Geez, that was just part of the pre time skip Jesus filler.
They were waiting for the source material to build up before they moved on to Jesus Shippuden.
STP[ WIOTH THE FUCKING MOTHER DIES POSTS U FUCKIN FAGGOT
>>710463858
Fuck off
>>710478283
>>710462842
But... I really really really like this image
YLYL thread
What the actual fuck is up with all the shitposting?
There are goddamn rules on 4chan and one of the general ones is no flooding. Look it up.
Yet here we are, with faggots dumping entire folders of banana.
The fucking cancer banana would've been dealt with in the past. We had specific bans to discourage shitposting.
If you don't believe me, look at what happened when all the Ponyfags flooded /b/ with garbage. I'm not saying banana and shit should get it's own board but for fuck's sake, mods...and janitors....why don't you enforce your own fucking rules instead of just letting it all go down the toilet?
YEAH I GET IT, we lost doxxing and raids due to legal pressure, but now it just looks like nobody even gives a shit.
I can't even remember the last time I saw a god damn red text mod actively chiming in on a thread or a sticky. Last one I saw was m00t years ago.
And let's face it, why exactly did they do away with IDs?
Anonymity isnt sacrifcied. All that happened was that samefags were immediately identified.
Feel free to explain to me what was so goddamn wrong about it that it had to be discontinued?
Lastly, don't mistake my rage for banana-rage. I don't give a fuck about individual banana posts
It's not like I havent seen like at least a thousand threads full of banana shitposts and Sally Sumo or Matsuda Seiko or just text samefagging already.
I'M FUCKING ANNOYED TO SHIT ABOUT HOW NOTHING IS BEING ADDRESSED
>>710462781
But why?
>>710459966
Am I really the only one who wants to jizz in that beard? Jesus
>>710463858
>>710463741
>>710463615
>>710463542
>>710463460
>>710463382
>>710463317
>>710463286
>>710463163
>>710463110
tfw ur mom is already dead :')
>>710479740
>>710461998
No matter how many times I've read it, this story somehow always gets me at the end. It's actually gotten worse, knowing how it ends the entire time.
I wish someone would honestly follow this story, word for word and make a film out of it. It is a masterpiece level story.
>>710462781
Literally just got done reading this>>710461998
and then you post this shit... Not gonna lie, lost.
>>710462781
Kys
>>710462781
Kys>>710463050
Lol
>>710463163
reply
>>710464043
reply
>>710479740
Appreciated post.
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>>710462781
Cunt ass bitch
>>710463050
another cunt
>>710463110
cunt
>>710463163
CUNT
>>710464043
>>710463382
cunt
>>710463317
cunt
"Oh great Morty, we ended up in another one of these idiotic threa-- ahhh- ds."
>>710459750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rQDwbvuw7M
>>710459893
i have two eye holes
>>710471293
In a universe of infinite possibilities, even a 1% chance is as good as 100%.
I like to think that Anon loved.
>>710464763
id like to know the process and logistics of creating a 2200 pictures storage of that
>>710482604
Anon
>>710463163
fuck off
>>710463163
udt
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>>710463317
fuck off
>>710462713
the banana meme isnt that old.
YOU ARE UNDERAGE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Here's a greentext of the worst day of my life last Sunday.
>/b/ me
>7/10
>go clubbing at weekends
>always see hot 9/10 grill
>never talk to her but super in love with her
>it's a Sunday so it's a pretty quiet night, only a few people in the place
>9/10 grill is there for her birthday
>since it's so quiet im easily one of the more attractive guys there.
>birthday grill comes and dances by me
>I'm in. Mfw
>end up taking her back to mine
>making out
>she's actually about to get her tits out
>Boner.jpg
>she stops
>"hmm, let's make you wait a little longer to see them anon"
> proceeds to slide down towards my dick
>starts sucking
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she stop
>"anon wtf!"
>look down and see two huge monster size zits on my cock
>don't know what to say
>first thing that comes to mind
>"hey,it's ribbed for your pleasure"
>I wink at her
>she legit got up and left
>pretty sure she gagged in the way out
>mfw
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>>710463382
>and so on
Its even the exact same orde like in the last YLYL thread. Everyone replying to those should be banned.
>>710463050
Shit
>>710463163
Dammit another one.
>>710463799
Sigh...another..
>>710463163
post
>>710461655
Shit
>>710461655
Holy shit, i almosted cried in the middle of work over this
>>710462781
>>710461487
>That was 7 years ago and I can barely get through typing this without crying
This pisses me off.
My mother died 3 years ago. She had breast cancer and I had to watch her waste away, not once but twice. The first time it went into remission or what the fuck ever but it came back much worse. They had to use an aggressive form of chemo which eventually ended up causing fluid to build up in her heart and whatnot so she had to use a pump thing to extract it (it sounds really weird, but google it, it's legit). Eventually I got into a skirmish with her and I basically told her to fuck off. She told me that "I don't want you to be angry at me. I just want to see you more." (She hadn't been staying at home because our stairs were too high and she was too weak.)
She slipped into a coma and passed away the next week before we could make up.
I didn't even break a fucking sweat type this, let alone shed a tear.
Also it seems like this stories premise was copied from a futurama episode.
TL;DR: ur a fuggin fagot kiddo
>>710463286
You didnt even try, please kill yourself. No one wants to see your faggot art.
I'm loling
>>710462781
Cut it off
>>710463858
Dag
>>710464213
like you?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!! Why is over 75% of this thread, and increasingly larger portions of others, COMPLETE AND UTTER DRIVEL
Its so fucked, you dumb cunt fuckheads need to go kill yourselves in a slow painful manner, what seriously is driving you fucks to keep posting this utter crap that is LITERALLY RUINING 4CHAN, for fucks sake just fuck off and go fuck yourselves with a cactus before offing yaself and do us all a huge favor wankers
>>710466960
double dubs mate >>710459966
>>710464355
MOMMY MOMMY!!! LOOK LOOK!!! I SCOLDED THE BANANA GUY I AM SO OLDFAG LOL!!! I BEEN HERE ALL SUMMMER NOW I AM AMOUSYNOUS MOMMY LOOK!!!
ARE YOU PROUD NOW?????? LOOK ME SCOLDING THE BANANA GUY, IM TOO RETARTED TO IGNORE IT SO ILL JUST SCOLD THE BANANA GUY SO ALL THE PEOPLE ON 4CHAN WILL KNOW IM OLDFAG HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA IM SUCH A HUGE MASSIVE FAGGOT WITH ME REPLYING TO HIM HAHAHAHAH BANANAGUYISDEADEADEADEADEADEADEAD.
Also, a SpidermanBananaTrap thread.
>>710461240
this
>>710463163
lost hard
>>710463163
Fuckadoodledoo
>>710463163
fuck you
>>710463050
f u
>>710463460
f u
>>710463163
Kek
Lol
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>>710487182
kek u just got fuckin steamrolled mr samefaggin
>>710461630
Edgy faggot
>>710486597
Its pretty fuckin hard and annoying to try and ignore it when you fuckheads are just spam shitposting it all over the shop, what the fuck is wrong you cunts, is your life so miserable and pathetic that this is what your doing. You either have a serious mental problem or you need to go fuckin stab yourself in the neck you pathetic piece of shit.
>>710485755
Ever wonder if you're just a cunt?
>>710487390
Fucking lost hard!
>>710487287
>is your life so miserable and pathetic that this is what your doing. You either have a serious mental problem or you need to go fuckin stab yourself in the neck you pathetic piece of shit
>visits YLYL
>>710487528
Yeah vists ylyl for a laugh not a thread thats majority trash, its fucked and the people posting the shit are fucked
>>710478674
f u
>>710462781
Nigger fucking burn in hell
>>710463050
Nigger
>>710464043
Cunt
>>710463286
Jshahdk
>>710463741
>C!
For cranberry
>>710487612
There are other websites for laughing. /b/ is slowly becoming 9gag with sometimes even 5 YLYL threads at once. Bananas and reply-to-this-posts are doing a favour to /b/, scaring off regular plebs.
>>710479740
Fully agreed/b/ro
