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Trips decides what I say to this fish-faced freak. Will post

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Trips decides what I say to this fish-faced freak. Will post updates when I get them
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Rape my anal cavity with your solidified pussy discharge
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LUL
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Trystero
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Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
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Hey how was your day?
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>>710447083
You're the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Words cannot describe my emotions when I see you. Your face... is so fuckable. You down?
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What's cooking ?
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>>710447555
You son of a cunt
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>>710447555
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO
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>>710447555
COLD BLOODED
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Deliver OP
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Sounds like you had a great day! Goodnight
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>>710447828
she probably hasn't responded to such an inane get.

she texted him hours ago, assuming EST anyway
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Would you fuck me, I'd fuck me
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Call the police I'm hiding in my house from an intruder and cant call
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>>710448223
hahaha. you're such a kidder, anon. classic anon.
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fml this pc sucks. ill deliver in t-10 mins boys, sit tight. it gets juicy
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Hey whats up beautiful? I was just thinking about you... Actually why haven't we had sex yet?
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I actually totally realized I can do this shit on my phone. Let's continue it, this time QUADS
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>>710448861
Your fish face makes my dick harder than a thousand island dressing bottle
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>>710448861
Do you wanna hang out some time?
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>>710448861
Quads? This will take forever to talk to her.
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>>710447083
let me tongue punch your fart box
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Slather my big nigger nutsack #swag
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check these quads
roll >>710447949
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Tongue kiss my shit pipe
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>>710447949
roll
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>>710449577
rolling
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>>710447083
listen, i only became your friend because i thought you would be an easy fuck. So, we doin this or no?
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>>710449349
On second thought, you're right. Let's do trips boys. We are gonna do this right
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Hey did you talk to Kyle last week
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>>710449664
So fucking close, rolling again.
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>>710448861
I know this is out of the blue but can I see what's under that shirt? I'm rock hard right now and I just need someone to help me out
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Can I borrow some eggs for breakfast
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I want to watch old british men rape you
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>>710447083
Is your friend still single? i wanna get m dick wet tonight and i heard she's eaasy.
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>>710448861
Maybe we can hang out sometime. I'll see you later!

//you're going to be a beta cuck
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If I go down main st do I pass burger king
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>>710449841
reroll
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>>710448861
kiss me pls
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>>710449671
Trips you crazy nigga
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>>710448861
end me
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>>710449861
This
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>>710448861
You wanna "meet up" tonight?
i have a "little friend" i want you to meet ;)
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So do you know any cute single girls
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You, me, and my semi-automatic cumshot. YEEEEEEEEAH BITCH. W00T W00T.
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>>710448861
wanna screw aroound tonight and get IHOP for breakfast? you gotta pay tho.
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Wanna play truth or dare?
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>>710450033
damn
roll
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Is milk a base or an acid
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>>710448861
I was just thinking about you. I was watching porn and this chick was getting banged by like 5 guys and i was jerking off imagining you as the girl.
If i got some buds together would you be down to try?
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>>710450061
Roll
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I am posting our convo on 4Chan, bitch
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Is your sister legal yet?

either way, can i have her phone #? i wanna be the first to hit that.
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I can't stop thinking about titty fucking my gma
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Hitler was okay
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>>710448861
I have a huge erection right now.
You have nice lips and a tight ass.
need i say more? i'm not busy tonight..
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I'm a dinosaur rawr
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you're a fat fish faced freak
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Let's see that butthole.
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>>710448861
havent had my dick sucked since i got out of jail, you wanna clear off the cobwebs on this thing?
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I literally shit my pants earlier today LOL
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>>710449965
Roll
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Hey yeah I'm talking to her now, she's so ugly.
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>>710448861
This must be an ACT OF GOD you messaging me, i couldnt stop thinking about you since the last time and i think this is fate...
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I honestly think I'm in love with you. You're the most beautiful person I've ever met.
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I just wanted you to know, nothing makes me happier than to talk to you again. I've always loved you and consider any time spent with you a blessing. You are the most amazing and only woman out there for me. Please run away with me. We can get married and grow old together as lovers and die together in each other's arms. That is my dream.
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I'm gonna love you like my uncle did, except I'm not gonna go to jail for doing it ;)
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Fuck off slut
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Kawaktyhfthut
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Do you like a man that takes 45 minutes to reply
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>>710447083
Tell me about your feelings
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>>710450360
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Come over and let me see that pretty little cunt
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Do you like a man that takes 46 minutes to reply?
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>>710450545
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Are you a half breed? You don't look black black
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I sexually Identify as pasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting in a box, waiting for someone to boil me alive. People say to me that a person being pasta and being boiled alive is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon superglue meatballs to me and boiling me alive, then pouring pasta sauce on me. From now on I want you guys to call me "tortellini" and respect my right to be boiled at 212° Fahrenheit. If you can't accept me you're a pastaphobe and need to check your water boiling privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Ayy gurl you really whip my naynay xD
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Why have we not fucked yet?
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You're the hottest piece of azz I've ever met
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Show me your tits
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Fuck you dick monching slut
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Do you lose the baby, heard you got preggo
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I sexually Identify as pasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting in a box, waiting for someone to boil me alive. People say to me that a person being pasta and being boiled alive is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon superglue meatballs to me and boiling me alive, then pouring pasta sauce on me. From now on I want you guys to call me "tortellini" and respect my right to be boiled at 212° Fahrenheit. If you can't accept me you're a pastaphobe and need to check your water boiling privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. ;)
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what kind of niggers do you like
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>>710450788
Doobs
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I want to "trump" you then "cosby" you, then "isis" you
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>>710450788
You aren't funny
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Rawr xD
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I find dane cook funny
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Why havent we fucked yet ?
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>>710448861
suck my cock
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do you kiss after rim jobs?
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>>710450896
reroll
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>>710450888
rip, those trips.
needs to be quads tho you cunts below me
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>>710450888
Finally
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>>710450744
>>710450888
Delivar OP
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You make me so hard ugly bitch
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Hctib stit wohs
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I want to cum inside you
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>>710450959
He said quads you downey
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Send nudes pls
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>>710448861
no one's going to get quads you useless fuckstain
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Yeah it's great seeing you, I have been having trouble getting an erection since my uncle touched me
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I cant orgasm unless I'm prolapsed. Anyway wyd
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>>710448861
Yeah, it has. We should catch up sometime :)
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Been pretty good for me too. Turns out I'm gay!
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>>710450999
FUCKING HELL ANON
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>>710448861
I miss you
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I like pulling lint out of my foreskin.
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>>710451012
He also changed it back to trips so this didn't take forever
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>>710450999
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You ever think about fucking a retard?
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*nuzzles with you*
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>>710451115
yes, rerooool
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>>710451115
ROOOOOL
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will you kiss me after i give you a rim job?
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Some of my friends are starting to think I'm gay, so can we screw around and take some pictures so i can prove to them that i'm a pussy lover? please?
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Show tits bitch
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>>710451115
lets go
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>>710451234
1234 get
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Does ice freeze at 32 degrees
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>>710448861
simply reply

"lol"
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FUCK
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Let's make this dubs. Hurry the fuck up OP
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i had a sex dream about you.

wanna make my dreams a reality, babe? ;)
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>>710451303
roll
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>>710451312
I keep thinking about you and i wanna smash and pass that ass.
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>>710451312

good job ohpee
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>>710451312
Just kidding girls are grosssss I'm super into black cock
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>>710450822
reroll
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damn bitch are you high or something?
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>>710451312
Hurry the fuck up before we leave your gay ass, also if she offers tits just accept so we don't wait with dry dicks
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I heard your grandfather died, sorry to hear that was he a faggot
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Guys I'm letting you know right now. This cunt is under fuckin 18. Boutta be raped by jail
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I love you
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>>710451312
me and my bud were talking about you and we both had a crush on you in highscool so we wanna tag team dat ass, you down?
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That I'm gonna break your fucking pussy you stupid slut
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>>710451456
Fake OP
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I want to make love to you fat slut
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I just got done watching mlp and jerking off. Drive over for round 2?
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>>710451456
OK let's keep it going boys. Still trips
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>>710451553
re
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>>710451312
I-I was just wonder i-if you wanted to... y-you know...
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>>710451312
SORRY! AUTO CORRECT!!! I MEANT TO SAY

WHY HAVENT WE ENGAGED INTO SEXUAL ACTIVITIES TOGETHER?
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Shoe on head bitch
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Fishy girl let me fuck you
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>>710451622
sorry brother was on ipod, that wasn't me
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I'm just so tired of my mums shitty pussy
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How big do you think my dick is, half that
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>>710451622
cause i have an erection that wont go away
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>>710451312
>>710450888
I just lost my shit that was fucking gold!
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>>710451622
I wanna get my dick succ'd tonight and i always thought you were an easy fuck.
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>>710451740
roll
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>>710451312
I'm sorry, it's just... you're really beautiful...

then send this part seperately

I'm sorry, not really good w girls. I could've worded it better.. idk
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Cause I wanna put a baby into ur butt
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>>710451622
I don't know if I'd ever have a chance with someone as good as you... let alone other people. Please...?

//make him sound desperate boys, need him to get pity laid
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God I love you
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>>710451622
Because I wanted the answer, dipshit.
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Cause I want to fuck you worse than slavery did
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You've always made me hard as a rock bitch. Now hop on this dick.
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>>710451312
i always thought you kinda looked like Taylor Swift and i've always had a crush on her. so maybe we can do this?
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>>710451622
cause i want to slip my ladel into your noodle
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>>710451700
roll
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I'm into chubby chicks idk
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"you heard me"
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>>710451812
reroll
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>>710451740
rollerino
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your friend told me you were in to threesomes, and i have a buddy who's down to spitroast you. so you wanna do this?
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>>710451622
I wanna hang you from the ceiling like spiderman from a building
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I want to plant my seed inside of you
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this life is short! lets go fuck baby
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I'm asking because you really make me hard. I...I think i love you.......
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You didn't answer the question...
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>>710451622
cause im tryna smash lol
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>>710451622
Because I jerk off to you a lot, but I figure the real thing would be better than a pillow with your face drawn on it. I'm not Michaelangelo is what I'm saying. More like a sexy Picasso.
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You ever let a guy finger ur shitter b4
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i havent jerked off in a month so i was saving this motherload for someone special, and i choose you, Pikachu!
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>>710452085
Re
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>>710451812
Rolling.

Operation: get OP's willy sucked is a go
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shut up and suck my dick bitch
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>>710452066
dubs
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Look, it's real simple. We both have needs and my need right now is to get in you. So why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>710452111
WINRAR
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I will fuck you, weather you want to or not
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>>710452044
This please
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>>710452111
ayy
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>>710451812
Rolling for this
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>>710452111
OH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

GL OP
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Tits only
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>>710452111
DING DING DING

Good luck OP, you glorious faggot.
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cumming, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, CUMMING, CUMMING, CUMMING, CUMMING, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmMmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
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I need a good hate fuck
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>>710452206
roll
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>>710452044
roll
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If i called you rn would you talk dirty to me while i jerk it?
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cammon baby go to my house and suck my dick
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>>710452206
re
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i want to suck your sweet pussy
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>>710452206
Rolling, but send that shit one word at a time
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>>710452111
so fucked OP. kek'd hard
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>>710452206
reroll
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I'd finger paint your backside
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OP here, i dont wanna say anything sexual to her this time, she's 17. Quads i'll do it but keep trips non-sexual please.
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i want to cum in your tits
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>>710452417
send it or abandon this thread.
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i want to see your tits
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>>710452417
the whole idea its freak her out, stupid newfag
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>>710452417
fuck you nigger, deliver cuck
w e a k
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>>710452417
Send it pussy
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Come on you know you need some white in you
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Want to watch Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron with me?
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>>710452417
how old are you?
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OP IS AN UNDERAGE FAGGOT
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>>710452417
Trips take a while to get fag just do it
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show me your pussy
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>>710452417

OP <3's cock
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Tell everyone you care about not to go to school tomorrow
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>>710452556
23...
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>>710452206
roll
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>>710452386
Reroll
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>>710452417
Just add "no homo"
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>>710452417
Do it

if this is trips attach a pic of ur dic
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>>710452417
OP is a faggot
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>>710452417
Get cucked faggot
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>>710452417
send penis, you swine
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I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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Re roll
I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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>>710452417
You came to the wrong place. Faggot.

/thread
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>>710452676
true op is here
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Reroll
I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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>>710452676
Just thought i'd ask bc my dad used to do it to me all the time and i wanted to know if you understood how it feels/
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>>710452417
this is /b/ you fucking retarded faggot, if u do a thread like this dont expect polite cringe shit piece of worthless crap. NOW BE A MAN A FUCKING SEND IT
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>>710452206
reroll - send word by word
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>>710452676
Whew real OP is yum
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rerolll
I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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Reroll
I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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I'll be Romeo you be some bitch from italy
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>>710452606
Why don't you say that shit before we write your lines for you?
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>>710452206
REroll WORD BY WORD
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Sorry that was my friend
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>>710452886
SO CLOSE
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i wanna kill my self
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>>710452814
roll
attach pic too
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>>710452206
reroll
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I want to finger you there because almost every night I fantasize about your poop on my finger, and on my dick as I pull out from your tight anus, and then lick it clean.
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I heard my parents banging last night so now i'm horny and i thought you were dtf...
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Reroll lololololol
I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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>>710452206
rero rero rero rero rero
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>>710452206
ree
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>>710452206
rolling
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I'd pop that butt v card for you too
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>>710452744
I second that reaction
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I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.


Roplolololol
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Ever wanted to be spitroasted by 2 guys? my buddy and i can help you you, but you gotta swallow.
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>>710452997
Re
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>>710452992
Reroll 1 word per message
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before u answer, asians and blacks don't count
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>>710453097
>>710453097
this isnt funny, please stop posting it.
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Foggit op made it trips, theres on average just 3 a thread
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RElololol
I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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RELOLOLOL
I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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>>710452997
Reroll
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Might be time to pack it up boys. Keep rolling, I'll send em
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Just kidding, now about those nudes....
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no one is going to get quads
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Reroll
I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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You're lucky I don't rape you
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Rerololololol
I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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>>710453125
Re
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>>710452417
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>>710453145
good thing she won't reply to any more
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>>710453269
Re roll
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>>710452206
rolling for this
just spam this before she blocks you
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>>710453322
>>710453323
consex
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>>710453266
Look, i'm sorry. im really high right now and all i can think about is you and your perfect bod.
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Don't be a bitch
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>>710453266
ez check em trips.

how much would i have to pay you for nudes?
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>>710453266
sorry that was my friend
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I'm sorry for bothering you so late, i'm really fkn high right now and i always thought you'd be a good fuck.
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Guys this is top lul. SHE HASN'T BLOCKED ME
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>>710453269
Re rolling
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>>710453266
Sorry that was my autistic little brother who sent that i would never send that, so how are you ?
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>>710453437
rollin for that
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I think my phone got hacked, LOL. but since it's already out in the open, what are you doing tonight?
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>>710453266
Just pick your favorites, bbefore you get blocked
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>>710453266
Send her thread
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>>710452206
JUST POST THIS MAN
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niggers tongue my anus
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sorry sometimes i get little excited talking to girls
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Sorry if I offended you. I was testing you to how you'd react to such gruesome sexual harrasment. You see, I'm an sjw feminist lgbtq+ supporter and I feel obligated to protect you poor, underprivelged women. If you identify as another gender, forgive my assumption.
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>>710453610
Live by the trips, die by the trips, faggot
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Send her this pic and say "Sorry"
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cant always keep my head out of my pants sorry
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>>710452206
i dont know why i find this funny
roll
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Plz don't tell my mom
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>>710453683
inb4 dubs
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can we please just bone or are you gonna make me work for it more?
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>>710453613
>niggers tongue my anus
Fucking old fag.
rollin for it
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>>710453683
roll for this
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no come backkkk <333
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i like cummin
i like cummin real hard
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>>710453722
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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>>710453683
this
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>>710453756
niggers tongue my anus
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I am depressed, I haven't slept in years and my parents yell at me to push myself further even though I have given it my all, I don't want to do this paper and I don't want to continue with life.
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>>710453683
Do this OP
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Please don't go I'm sorry
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>>710453683
roll
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>>710452206
Trips get
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please come back, i was just playin with u
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u my baby right
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If you leave I hang myself. I'll do it. Trust me
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>>710453722

>>710453683
Just do this one pls
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>>710453683
This
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>>710453809
Squidward rollerino
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>>710453683
this one, OP
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>>710453683
Rol
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>>710453683
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Easy half breed
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>>710453780
hahaha i'm so evil
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>>710453683
999 for this
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>>710453897
Roll
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>>710453683
Rollin
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>>710453977
STOP THE DUBS
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>>710453683
got em
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>>710453683
this one op my boi
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>>710453269
re rolllll
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Look, I get uncomfortable and say wierd things when I know someone I view as amazing is messaging me. I just randomly spurt out things to get your attention and for shock value so you won't forget me. I'm sorry. Now that I said that, do you think you could carve your pussy into a jack o latern so I could fuck it without worry since you're jailbait?
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>>710453683
please do this OP
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>>710452206
rolling
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>>710454005
no u
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>>710454064
thank god, its finally over.
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>>710454102
cutie
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>>710453683
PLS
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niggers tongue my anus
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y
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>>710453897
roll
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im just tickling your pussy. now really, how are you doing?
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>>710453683
Trips for this
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>>710453683
roll!
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>>710453897
Re
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Someone pl0x get 222
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>>710452206
trips for cum spam
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>>710453683
just do this one op
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>>710454047
Roll
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>>710453683
This :)
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>>710453897
Roll
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>>710454221
SO CLOSE, do it anyway, OP
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>>710454210
rolling
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>>710453683
333
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>>710454221
NOOOO off by 1!
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>>710454337
I'm tempted
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>>710453683
gogogogogo
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niggers tongue my anus

do quads count?
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>>710452206
DO THIS FAGGOT
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REROLL
I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.
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>>710453897
Reroll
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>>710454418
niggers tongue my anus
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>>710453683

roll
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>>710454416
op go
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>>710454454
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
I tried hard for that one.
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>>710454463
rolling
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>>710452206
reeeee
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>>710453683
She's getting this sent to her whether you like it or not, OP
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>>710453897
Rolli
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>>710453683
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>710454384
Do IT
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>>710453683
Do this before thread dies
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just come back babe
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>>710454454
454 454
close.
Rollin for you.

"niggers tongue my anus"
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lol idk XD
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Fuck off faggots. I'm only doing trips. We've established a precedent and I won't break from it
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>>710454554
off by one again. is this fate, or hell?
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ok baby just give me one more chance
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>>710453897
Unnnn roll
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>>710452206
rollerino
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>>710454665
>>710454666
GOD DAMN IT
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>>710453683
FUCK
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>>710454666
Finally!
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I know the feel. One night, I woke up at about 3:00 AM and shouted "DEUS VULT" for no reason. I had no idea why, until I went to my local priest who revealed to me that I'm a "Templar-Kin" and that it is my kin-destiny to reclaim the holy lands of Jerusalem and put an end to the Muslim menace. Needless to say I was shocked, but I did see warning signs coming - Such as my irrational hatred of Hungarian Jews, and my obsession with guarding traveling pilgrims.
I'm seeking professional help right now though. 3,000 good men is all I should need to lay to a successful siege of Jerusalem/Antioch.reloloroono
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>>710454665
>>710454666
it's hell.
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>>710454606
PLEASE Deliver, OP
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>>710454666
eyy
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>>710454666
niggers tongue my anus should have won.
Dont be a fucking beta fag
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>>710454687
Its hell...
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>>710454665
>>710454666

Fate
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>>710454666
FUCk YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>710452206
still want cum spam eventually
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>>710453683
I'm still goin for it!
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>>710454865
ok im soryr but i didn't mean it.......... please just keep talking to me??
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>>710454865
Send dick pic
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bb grill i'm sorry, look, I got you a meme
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