REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>710354942
done
>>710354942
Dubs
>>710354942
Already have one, so does that mean I get two?
Done
this is a sad sad thread
>>710354942
But what quality will she be?
I have standards.
>>710354994
Nice trips
Sweet, then I'll have two by tomorrow. Time for a battle royale with my dick as the prize.
Not possible
>>710355067
quads
>>710354942
kek
a second gf ?
great !
what will my wife say if I do?
I was actually hanging out with a girl on saturday night.. no kissing because I'm a pussy (didnt have sex for 2 years now) but we had pretty good time. she did seem to like me but seemei reluctant to reply to my messages afterwards.. can post story if you want to read something pathetic
>>710354942
Thanks
>>710354942
bullshit. but whateva
ok
I wish lmao
Please, let the darkness end.
it's even possible in my situation right now ;)
K
Gimme
Negus
better than tinder! plentyyy of horny sluts of your city on http://likn.de/QxN
ok
WTH why not
At least OP is making good wishes instead of placing curses.
OP is alright today
What if I already have one?
>>710354942
>Replying to this thread due to being desperate
Anything goes
alright
Done
ok
I would love a really smart but kinda derpy one. With glasses. Curly brown hair. With-a-not-so-big-but-spankable-though ass. Medium size breasts. Preckles on her face. Soft skin. 1 mt 75 ct is pefect.
Pls
Give me hope 4chan bread.
finally
checkem
OK
>>710354942
Hello
>>710355455
wow i nearly did quints
>>710355481
rolling for quints
Please please please please please please please
OP you better be a fucking genie or an elf or some other gay magicfag cuz I dont see any gf's in my future
>>710354942
done^2
>>710355506
fuck this thread is shit
POOP!
>>710355259
Post that shit
>>710355530
zzzz i want the quints now
must I get out if this basement if I get one?
if I must I better not reply
>>710354942
hi lilly
ok girlfriend me
>>710354942
don't play me
OP
About time
ok
K
If only it was that easy.
fuck it
>>710354942
ok.
Duuuu
>>710355388
Are my dubs proof of habbening?
F
>>710355599
double checked
>>710355688
twice, nice
Ok.
beta kissless virgin faggot reporting in!
>>710354942
I hope she looks like taytay
I am sad af
>>710354942
I guess.
>>710354942
I'm gay, and married...this should be fun then.
Yey
I'm so hopeless so reply.
>>710354942
Maria the name is cursed
I want a cute boyfriend (female)
>>710355688
>>710355752
Habbening confirmed??
>>710355536
oh boy ok, here it comes
>have this friend from elementary school which studies abroad
>every time she comes home (5 times per year) we go out for a beer together with some of her friends
>there is this one girl, very cute, smart, funny, immediately fell in love with her
>every time we go out and she is unable to come I am fucked for next 2 months
>every time she comes I am fucked for next 2 months
>be little pussy, unable to write her a message
>our common friend once told me she supposedly never had a boyfriend, which rang an alarm for me that this would be hard, if I wanted to try
better than tinder! plenty of horny girls of your city on http://likn.de/QxN
pls pls pls
worth a shot I guess
ok
xDD
>>710355175
Quints
Okey.
Why not im a hopeless romantic
Unlikely
>>710355855
>>710355884
>>710355899
all checked
tryna get my girl back.
Bullshit, she dumped me 2 days ago.
>>710354942
: )
>>710354942
eh what's the worst that could happen
thanks OP
nein nein nein
>>710354942
asd
>>710354942
Here I am.
Why not
Plz
>>710354942
kek
>>710354942
Yee.
>>710356000
close close close :(
B U L L S H I T
>>710354942
>>710355836
pics or it didn't happen
Will i get multiple girlfriends if i post more?
I feel for the people here.
Hmm, sure. I wouldn't mind.
Might as well
>>710355985
>Bullshit, she dumped me 2 days ago.
What a coincidence! I just met some chick and started dating her 3 days ago. What are the odds
>>710355893
I'll be your boyfriend ashley.
>>710354942
>>710354942
Already have, but maybe I won't by tomorrow ... So, what do ?
>>710355899
>>710355688
>>710355388
Guys, help, do these proof anything? Is it habbening?
Help
Roll
>>710354942
Pls
Nah
Pls yes
L I E S
cmon
>>710356111
E N O U G H
nx
>>710354942
I hope
>>710354942
Finally, fish fingers here I cum
pls allow it lord kek
Worth a shot
Dying a little
>>710354942
but will she be attractive? and not the girl i'm talking to currently. otherwise I am fine.
>>710354942
Pls be a 7 or higher.
>>710355065
>>710354942
tfw no gf
Pls
>>710355902
>be saturday
>the friend texts me she is home and wants to go out
>only us and the girl I like (lets call her L), others didn't have time
>excited.png
>we went out, had a great time, spent 5 hours in a bar
>left 30 minutes after midnight
>our friend says she is tired so she will go home
>L looks at me with her pretty eyes
>hey anon, we could go for one more drink
>ohyes.png
>we spent next 30 minutes looking for an open bar, which ended up as a success
>sat there for two more hours I think
>drank a bit more than I should, but wasn't completely wasted
>payed for the drinks
>hey L mind if I walk you home?
>sure anon *kawaii face*
>so we walk, it's like 40 minutes from the bar
>after 2 hours of walking I notice she took like really long long route
>she really wanted to keep talking to me
>it took us 1 more hour to get her home
>no goodbye kiss, as I said I am a fucking pussy and with the level of alcohol I was unable to tell if she wanted it
>decided to not push anything, because I know I will eventually meet her again if I don't fuck up anything
>hug
>goodbye
>proceeds to walk 60 minutes home because it's fucking far
>>710354942
>>710354942
PLEASE
>>710354942
and check out my dubs too
>>710356176
Im scared
>>710356248
she will be black MUHAHAHAHAhuehehueha!
happy Halloween anon
>>710354942
done
Fuck it its something to do
>>710356300
TRIP TITS
ok
>>710354942
thank you jesus
Done
well shave my back and call me an elf
my hand doesnt count
>>710355902
>>710356279
when I got home I sent her a message that I am ok (she requested it). we exchanged a few messages then and went to sleep.
a day after I sent her another message, it took her almost day to respond
same the next time
I feel like I shouldn't try, I don't think I have fucked up but she maybe just doesn't want to despite clearly gladly spending time with me
>L is one of two girls I can actually talk about different sorts of stuff and the conversation is not fucking boring, the other one being our common friend
So I guess I'll just wait next 2 months to not constantly think of her and everything should be fine
anon is a faggot
>>710356300
checked
If only.
>so lonely.
>>710354942
yea rite
>>710354942
i don't even...
>>710354942
Oh bless me
>>710354942
Lolpls
ok
ok
Fuck it, I could use the luck
>>710354942
sick
Fag
>>710356522
oh I also got dubs.
in 2 days; pls make a thread to get rid of her again
>>710354942
sure
>>710354942
OO YESSS
counting on you
>>710354942
Will she be a fashy qt like Evalion?
...
Thats not how it works
Zzzz
>>710354942
Let me dream come true.
Fuck it why not
Why not
Plz
reply
>>710354942
Post
Thank you!
>>710356540
Is that Vegan Gains?
2d>3d
>>710354942
fat sassy nigger gf bls
>>710354942
another one?, fuck that
>>710356880
>2d will never exist in the real world
>>710354942
Pls
>>710356540
>356540â–¶>>710356873
>File: 1478122182241.gif (759 KB, 500x314)
dats a weinerrr
I've been in the friendzone with this girl for over 4 years now, come on thread help me out
Pls
replied
I wish
Bruh
>>710357028
dude fucking no. stop that shit. 4 years is enough time for you to fuck at least 3 bitches and forget about the bitch that probably gets fucked by a new dick every week. that friendzone shit makes my blood boil.
>>710354942
memes
>>710354942
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
But your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Sweet
It's lies but I shall try.
K
Pls
LUL
>>710354942
Yeeeee
lol lets see mates
I am going to find my girlfriend tomorrow.
>>710354942
please god
>>710354942
Pls don't be a lie
No.
>>710354942
Please
>>710357140
Huh
It's hard to forget about someone after you've loved them for 4 years, and yes she's had a couple of boyfriends and one night stands in the time I've known her but not every week like you claim
I'd rather have her as a friend than nothing at all
>>710354942
fuckin rewl lads
>>710354942
thanks
>>710354942
If it's false, I will find you and I will fuck your fucking face in one bucket of shit faggot !
I'm this retarded
>>710354942
why not.
Kek
>>710357300
please be 7/10 big tit asian
The gf fairy will grant all of your wishes
but all of your gfs will have a horse cock
Be me in bed all day
Haven't showered in a month
Sticky sweaty blankets
Bottles of cokecola pile up to the edge of the bed
Piles of garbage knee deep
Only light is the soft dim of the internet on my screen
Cumsocks in huge piles
Air stale from smoking weed
There's a smell of mold in the air
90 percent humidity
Blackout curtains to keep all light and life out
Post in this thread
10/10 waifu barges through the door
Thanks op
>>710357290
you are a pussy and will stay a pussy with that mentality
Gimme
>>710354942
done.
>>710357290
how many girls have you been with in these 4 years?
>>710354942
R E P L Y
>>710354942
Will never happen
BUT I'M NOT PREPARED TO HAVE ONE
how would that ever work?
>>710354942
Done, my friend.
>>710354942
Plz
>>710354942
If only
hi
sure
please
Everyday we get further from god's light.
>>710357368
Sure
>>710357439
None, I came close once but I fucked up by telling the girl I was making out with that I already had a girlfriend but idgaf, there's only one girl I want.
>>710354942
What if I don't want one
k
K
better than tinder! plenty of fucking horny girls of your city on http://likn.de/QxN
>>710357358
it's crystal
>>710357679
>there's only one girl I want.
>getting riled up over one specific girl
Worth a shot I guess
>>710354942
if only it was eliza
virginfag
>>710354942
I wanna see dat
>>710357679
sorry anon theres no hope for you.
either grow some balls and forms some real bonds with girls that appreciate your company or start your HRT and become a full fledged bitch.
Gimme gimme gimme
K
>>710357791
She still visits 4chan regularly
>>710354942
i hope she is as pretty as bailey j
damn ... u guys are that desperate.
>>710358004
why did she quit her youtube accounts? I liked to listen to and watch the video about "I'm just a little person..." Sad.
>>710358008
>she
LET'S TRY IT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>710358089
Who is / was she? She's cute.
I've got nothing to live for
Eh fuck it
WITNESS ME
Lies
>>710354942
This is my polite and hopeful reply.
>>710358089
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6DxAH2tTjoFNuBUmvlbycg
If you want the complete videos of her, then download the torrent
post
The thing is... I'm not getting out of bed for the next few days, so this is pretty much impossible.
plz
>>710358165
Eliza
Done
>>710354942
finally true love
>>710354942
what if I just want a girl to fuck and cook for me without having the responsibilities of a gf?
>when I realize this thread is my best chance
>>710358381
i don't find her exceptionally attractive, regardless i want to see her feet
Quads
>>710354942
Fine.
>>710354942
THE KING OF BONES IS READY
>>710354942
reply
>>710358480
the fuck is wrong with you?
plz
No harm in trying :^)
This better work.
>>710354942
who is op girl>? looks familliar famillia
Ok
>>710354942
YES PLZ
No go fuck yourself
K
I'm calling bullshit
>>710358308
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6DxAH2tTjoFNuBUmvlbycg
haha wtf I have you boomarked from months ago???????? that's insane
>>710358595
Good for you
plz god
Please gib me pussyyy
Fuck you
>>710354942
shieeeet
>>710358666
That's not me
>>710358694
Get off your fucking nose
>>710358694
>>710358004
>She still visits 4chan regularly
idk about all that, palzone
>>710354942
I wish for an asian qt3.14
>>710358666
satan trips ftw
>>710354942
miss me w that shit b deadass
Sure
>>710354942
dekh
