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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>710310907
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!
Amatsukaze claimed
カラミチーマス
Goodnight
these threads are fucking cringe
Here
>>710324646
Ah. I've used it a few times, always works for me
>>710324755
Wat
>>710323598
because no one knows what the male nipple is for
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>>710323939
sry, your waifu has best lewds and got me sidetracked
>>710324951
Goodnight get some good sleep qt
Game is now Cleveland's to win.
>>710324646
Me too
>>710324951
Sleep well
>>710325055
I was saying I'll check out the novel because I need a good crywank.
>>710323598
You got me. Who told you?
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>710324646
I see, So what's your next step after this?
>>710325081
Man i never thought I'd see it. A lewd smugs
And yes I'd say she does
>>710325207
Do it! Volume 7
>>710325442
The Cubs losing rn?
Right after spice and wolf I thought it was a manga but it's definitely just a novel haha
>>710325043
>>710324996
>>710325564
bottom 9th, Cleveland at bat with 1 out right now.
>Taiga claimed
What are you all people up to, right now?
>>710325564
Yep, tied 6-6 in the bottom of the 9th
>>710324873
I see scary snaggletooth. Got one of hatsuzuki?
>>710324951
Night
>>710324996
That's me!
>>710325055
>a few times
What's your go to?
>>710325081
For proper normal human looks? I'm sure there's some stuff out there with females without nipples. What's next? They don't have dicks either?
>>710325186
And I love that neko
>>710325282
You've posted it in thread before
>>710325392
Maybe navy life, find someone and settle down
>>710325685
Adorable yet questionable
>>710325767
Watching euphonium
>>710325947
Crunchyoll if it's there, or I just torrent it.
>>710325685
>>710325866
Thanks guys looks like it's a last minute steal or going into the 13th inning lol. Let's get some tacos bois
>>710325767
Watching the baseball game before I get some sleep. I'm sure something will happen in Chicago no matter who wins.
>>710325947
Yo Smuggler you're thinking about the Navy?
>>710325392
others are harder to find than her.
why does juvia have best noods tho?
>>710325947
possible. i wonder how they procreate tho
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>>710326147
I want tacos!!!!!!!!
Question of the thread: would rather have to give Michael Moore the rusty trombone, or watch your waifu get gang raped by a bunch if niggers
And now the 10th is being delayed. I was supposed to go to sleep an hour ago.
>>710326147
Yeah, these kinds of games usually end up going deep into extra innings, someone is gonna shit the mound and that'll be the end of it. One of those pitches that looks dead the moment it leaves the hand.
Got no tacos here, unless choco tacos count.
>>710325947
What would you do in the navy?
>>710326445
I don't. Benefit of claiming a waifu from a somewhat mainstream anime i guess. But all i know is my lewds folder is somewhat stocked
>>710325947
Nice!
>>710326505
Give the fucking trombone.
>>710326216
I'm not really into baseball, to be honest. I'm more of a hockey guy.~
2 boys were caught fucking in the bathroom at the high school I went to :o
>>710326505
I would love to watch my waifu get gang raped by a bunch of niggers
>>710326505
there is nothing wrong with the last one so i will go with that.
>>710325100
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>>710326736
whats she from to have so many good one?
>>710326482
Right?
>>710326630
Yup I'd say they count qt
>>710326936
It's always the same one? At least learn to draw..
>>710326881
Oh my...
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>>710326936
She's from Fairy Tail, now i don't know why that warrants good lewds but I'll take it
>>710325947
Not at a time when everyone here is usually active.
>>710326505
Is she allowed to fight them off?
>>710326377
Yes sir. I wanna be a corpsman
>>710326445
Hand holding dude
>>710326505
The first one
>>710326630
Dude where do you live ? I'll take you down to texas for some
>>710326736
Corpsman
>>710326806
One of the prettiest eye animation I've ever seen
>>710327426
I saw the video it was pretty funny :o
>>710325300
Mai
>>710326881
it should have been me and you.
>>710327201
your waifu is more rare than a charblezorb :c
>>710327426
what kind of voice does your waifu have?
>>710327519
thats very kinky
>>710327521
a video?
>>710327201
I had enchiladas earlier but now I want tacos
>>710327471
See, we have this thing called lurking
>>710327720
Mhmm
>>710326806
I'm more of a football guy, but playoff hockey is pretty badass too.
>>710327201
just got done eating one
>>710327519
TX as well, I meant that I didn't have any tacos here with me right now. Can't be arsed to make some, but I do have a taqueria a couple blocks walking distance from my house though, so late night taco runs are never out the question. What part of TX are you in?
>>710327720
either my friend recorded it or he just sent it on facebook to me, he didn't say :o
>>710327952
thats hot. he rat them out and that how they got caught?
>>710327519
Anything else you'd want to do?
>>710327521
There was a video?
>>710327720
Subbed or dubbed? Both are great but are different.
>>710328173
don't post konata lewds :o
by caught I mean it's on video
I assume it's probably gonna spread idk
>>710328174
it wasn't that good
>>710327519
Friendly reminder that's not a great job.. but if it's what you want to do than do it up
>>710327720
Just the way I like it.
> charblezorb.. lols we're had
>>710327797
I had goulash and tortillas lol I have some Klondike bars mhmmmm c:
>>710327909
Adaboi <3
>>710327611
Akari
>>710328416
I want a Klondike bar!!
>>710328967
It's dark chocolate.. idk if that makes a difference.
>>710329238
Ehhh....I'm not a fan of dark chocolate
>>710327909
You what dude?! That's crazy. I live in houston
Fuck i want me some tacos now. Maybe beef or chicken but I don't know any stands by me though :(
>>710328174
Fuck bitches and get money
>>710328416
Do tell. You seem to have experience
>>710327810
>Shit eating smile.jpg
more like
Shit eating face.jpg
>>710328174
which one sounds more fuckable? that could be why.
>>710328370
well at least post your lewds :/
i want to see the video
>>710328416
why tho?
>>710328370
Oh o-ok senpai
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>>710329426
Alright that's one option
>>710329531
Idk it's all to preferences. I like the dubbed but most like subbed so.
>>710329426
DFW here. There's a few TX folk hanging around these threads. I have a couple of taqueria options, but this game might be ending sooner rather than later since Chicago scored again and they got more people on base.
I think I'll kill a bunch of breakfast tacos in the morning instead.
>>710328476
How was your day?
>>710329999
Fine.
Nice quads.
>>710329358
Figures :c
>>710329426
My recruiter said that he regretted his job as a corpsman and that basically any joe schmo can be one.. you seem smart get a good score and go nuke or something. I myself will be on a flight carrier.
>>710327810
You mean yo say you lie to us on a nightly basis? You sick twisted human?
>>710330195
Yeah, sorry mate.
Good night /waifu/!
>>710330145
Thank you.
I just nearly ate an entire medium pizza to myself and now I feel sick
>>710330600
Good night.
I think it's time for me to get some rest as well. Take it easy.
>>710329471
Le ree
>>710329804
Option 2 is dying a warrior's death
>>710329817
Dude I think 2 others live in the same area
Oh baseball? I can't get into baseball dude :/
Send some dude
>>710330195
I was always interested in the medical jobs in the millitary tbh
>>710330419
Or I go on archives and see if I missed anything. But I do lurk when I can't sleep
>>710330600
Night digi-sword
>>710330600
Night qt
> bedroom eyes like a mofo
>>710330810
Filthy lying sneak thief :^)
>>710329804
well i think its the voice and figure
>>710330810
That's cool and all I don't think you'll ever be on a boat most medics in the Navy are stationed with Marines or Army and are usually one of a few Navy medics. That's just what my recruiter said though so don't quote me.
> you think you could get through the school and gore?
>>710324951
Came here to post this.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>710331799
a cute
>>710330928
I'm a good smug
>>710331268
I'm fine with that. I'd be happy to be paired with marines. Cause you know, bullet shield. Yeah I'm going through school right now and there's gore in the class
>>710331964
Cooking buddy
>>710331964
Bring Ayase back
>>710332328
Oh wow gj shinoa I don't know if I would be able to do that
> but if I did take a medical job it would be army tbh
>>710332328
Hello
>>710332552
no u
>>710332979
Don't be like that
>>710332552
>tfw ayase's VA also did shinoa's voice
>>710332617
I've seen the worst in the toilet. It can't be that bad right? :^)
>easier?
>>710332979
Should i finish watching sunshine?
Sad shino reporting in
>>710333237
She looks so damn happy.
>>710333972
Why sad?
>>710334896
You ready for this story bro? Prepare yourself
>let dog out tuesday morning for a half hour.
>play a league round
>I look outside and notice she's in the neighbors yard
>I open back door she jumps over our fence back into my yard
>She eats and goes to sleep on my living room Floor
>Notice somethings wrong shes acting crazy bring her to vet
>shes there overnight
> i call to pick her up today and the vet tells me shes still sick they think poison call back tonight.
> Call back tonight, My dog threw up 2.2lbs or a kilo of Marijuana.
>dogs legit in a coma i called the police the vet called the police and who knows whats gonna happen but i can tell everyone thinks its me and its bullshit.
Claimed
>>710335816
>My dog threw up 2.2lbs or a kilo of Marijuana.
Wow your dog is siiick
I'm sorry
>where were you when chicago ended a 108 year dryspell
also claimed and hello everyone
here
>>710333837
YOUSORO
claiming
how goes it
>>710336145
it's fucked
a little bit of crazy never hurt
cut me yuno
>>710336940
I know sorry for joking about it.
I hope your dog gets better, and you don't go to jail.
>>710336841
hey baja
>>710336054
hello fox?
>>710333500
nice dubs smug and also hello
>>710330963
hello lewd
also episode 18 of kill la kill currently
>>710336700
yooooo if Chi isn't claimed...I'm here
>>710337124
Im just bummed. its so crazy man, like shit you read about on the interwebs
>>710337268
oops, forgot pic
Tohru Honda claimed
>tfw no beautiful and kind housewife
>>710337303
hello chi
~tali
>>710337296
I am reading it on the interwebz though.
>>710337412
hi! how are you? :)
-Chi
>>710335816
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>710337448
i know you are mai bai
>>710337588
doing fine just had a really good day at work and the cubs won the world series
>>710338054
that's good to hear! what do you do for work?
>>710338054
cubs suck
>>710338462
Where can I buy Baja blast?
>>710338497
Has your stomach ache gotten better?
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>710338755
Yes, thank you. Heart just hurts.
>>710338299
im a door to door salesman for a construction company. I got 6 appointments set today which is super good..
>>710338462
>literal champions
>suck
only 1
>>710339126
heyo yoyo chan ^_^
>>710338549
tacobell
>>710339491
>champions
1 world series win in 108 years
rangers are still better
>>710339491
aw that's good!!! I had a pretty good day too, got most of my homework done early and actually did a load of laundry
>>710339441
Whats wrong?
>>710339589
Where else?
>>710339724
it's always good to get shit done isn't it?>>710339589
>not this year m8
was still a GOAT series though
Morning everyone..
>>710340191
good morning kitty
~tali
>>710340191
Good morning
![TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg")
>>710339491
Hey tali
Question for everyone: Should i revise for a computing exam or just hope i do 'good? I missed 2 weeks of lessons so i don't see how i could ever get a good score
>>710340191
Hey Sanya.
>>710340498
a computing exam?
what exactly are you revising?
>>710340498
revise! you'll feel better if you do.
-chi
>>710331799
Toppest of tiers
>>710339733
sometimes walmart
>>710340080
give it until next year
it will start the cubs drought again
![TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg")
>>710340760
I don't know, i think javascript/html/python or something. Like i said i missed 2 weeks and i only found out about it yesterday
>>710340765
Maybe but i would also feel good playing a video game or something
>>710340498
Revise for sure.
![TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mfAwVA.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg")
>>710341050
I think i will
>>710337212
oh hay anon.
klk is cool and lewd
>>710341048
always revise
>currently surfing /waifu/, watching kill la kill, and getting a damn good bj
>>710342132
whats your kik
>>710342405
that's literally an image a got from paheal m8
or did you misread my kill la kill comment
>>710342670
thought you said kik is cool and lewd....sadness
>>710342670
I read it as "kik is cool and lewd" too.
>>710343123
sorry. you can tell i dont like to disappoint.
>>710343199
is it really?
>>710343123
>>710343199
>>710343469
123, Dubs and 69 in a row. I just need to get 420 now
Kill la kill is sexy though.
>>710343676
exactly. and nonon proves it.
>>710343928
Agreed.
>>710343469
lewds always make things better
>>710343676
>>710344200
nonon is pretty fucking sexy
>>710344200
there are nanis to be sore
>>710344351
well nonon is a highlight right now for lewd
>yang
Guess we're posting Nonon lewds.
>>710344756
i like her better in the skull cap outfit but I also love the fact that she's a band geek like me...
~tali
Yo I'm late to this, but I see my girl hasn't been taken yet.
My sweet victorique
>>710344876
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>>710345043
oh your in a band?
>>710345266
was from 6th grade through college
>>710345266
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claiming mine
>>710345179
Decent claim. The lewdists seem to be fixated on being animals.
>>710345423
that really cool. i bet it was fun.
>>710345592
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>>710345714
humans are animal
>>710345714
just enjoy the lewds m8
>>710345714
So I've made the decision of switch back to Sorc for this campaign, and slightly modifying the background and such, and to save the Bard sheet for the next one, which we've got a damn good amount of ideas for.
>>710345898
it was m8, band girls are by far the kinkiest and most sexually adventurous. we had literal orgies on the busses.
~tali
>>710345898
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>>710346012
Well, it was always your decision, though having character concepts waiting is never a bad thing.
>>710346137
I'll take 12 year olds sexual fantasies for 300$
>>710346137
that cant be true it sounds to good
>>710346146
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>>710346356
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>>710346356
it is. no one ever thinks so because band people are supposed to be the "social outcasts" but they are the dirtiest of sluts and freaks.
Today was total fucking chaos, and I'm sure tomorrow will be worse. What do guys?
>>710346535
Drink bleach
