I'm a girl on B. Ask me anything.
I can give you guys advice on how to get women.
Can you prove it?
Tits plz
Tits or gtfo time stamp toothed we will begin
>>710317510
when/where do you poop?
>>710317510
nudes or gtfo trans fag
>>710317808
I mean before*
>>710317720
Can you prove that your dick is small?
Some sexy snapchat names?
>>710317510
how can i get a girl to snap chat me tits, adding them is no problem for me.
>>710317822
I take a shit at home and only at home.
>>710317510
Do you think my coworkers like me?
does it true that vaginas are a penis on them too?
>>710317978
I didn't think so. Get the fuck out of /b/ faggot ass fake girl
>>710317978
That has to be the most autistic, immature reply I have ever seen on 4Chan. End yourself.
>>710317510
Well, we should get the formalities out of the way: tits or gtfo.
If you're actually a girl on /b/ you're way too fucked up to give advice about normal girls. I would literally never date a girl who visits this disgusting website.
>>710317978
>>710318050
Ease into it, son. Gain her trust, listen to every bullshit detail and maybe JUST MAYBE you might get lucky. Real question: are you fairly attractive? Ain't no girl gonna send nudes to a random fat fuck.
Allright, what would you do?
>start uni
>meet smokin hot girl on my course
>get to know her really well
>fuck her
>continue being really good friends
>fuck every now and again
>getting closer and closer
>eventually have the "what are we doing exactly" talk
>decide mutally that we are really good friends and it's too soon to jump into anything
>im happy with this, we still talk all the time and hang out and fuck
>everything is literally fine and I have no reason to worry
>i still torture myself constantly
>make myself worry about nothing and get secretly offended when she's doing something else than see me, i prang out so much about how long she wont be online, all that kind of stupid shit
>i know this behaviour is ridicolous and if she realized how pathetic im being in my head she would run and never come back
how the fuck do i just chill out and enjoy what i have
>>710317720
Instant /thread
If you want attention for being a girl then follow the rules and post tits or gtfo.
>>710318300
I did. She was cool. Until she stopped lurking, then she went all tumblr.
>>710318196
LOL have you not met a girl with a sense of humor? You're a joke.
>>710318199
Reading the shit you imbeciles reply, it's actually not that bad.
>>710317510
Is B like a new drug or something? Cause this board is /b/. Fucking lurk a little before you attention whore
>>710317510
Mind if i think about you while i am stroking my cock?
>>710318300
I'm currently Skyping some dude in NY and he's the one that introduced me to this shit. Thank him for showing me how to make a thread.
>be OP
>28 100% Lard kissless virgin
>want attention on a website where attention does not matter
>why not /b/?
>claims is a grill
>claims that will give advice
>do not reply, see fags like him rage at him
>mother opens the door
>drops off the hourly care package of hot pockets and monster
>The he only girl OP has had contact with in years is his mother
>>710318390
Bro, you're overthinking it. That's some shit I do, shit women do. Don't overthink, just do.
Why should we give a shit? Piss off.
>>710318417
LOL to verify that I am a woman I need to expose my breasts to you idjits?
>>710317510
Tits and stamp, newfags kys.
>>710318465
Wait, what?
>>710319181
Tits and time stamp or GTFO
>>710319181
Yes idiot.
>>710318702
My friend in NY suggested that I make a thread and let you fuckers know I'm a girl. Apparently that gets y'all goin'.
>>710319065
Why waste 2 seconds of your time replying? Piss off, mate.
>>710319329
Yikes, like, I could google an image of some random chicks tits, but I'm not because that's degrading.
>>710319181
just timestamp with evidence of your gender identity
>>710319026
I know I shouldn't overthink and I know that's what I'm doing but I don't know how to actually stop going over stuff in my head
>>710319181
Yes, because the only reason you mentioned you are a girl is because you know that your vapid nonexistent personality and wisdom is not enough on its own. So you if you want attention solely for being a girl then you post your tits with a time stamp to admit that your body is the only remotely interesting feature you possess. Once again fake girl, tits or gtfo
>>710318128
I don't know, are you approachable? My coworkers fucking love me, dude.
>>710319181
because if you did we could get this shit show on the road faggot
>>710318831
>18831â–¶
>>>710317510 (OP)
What would you think about? Sookie from True Blood?
>>710319684
Brooooo, I'm currently fighting off a cold and probs look worse than you.
Girl I like posts off and on things that suggest she's looking for a relationship/sex, like lonely memes, etc. How do I suggest we go out, and what after?
>>710319684
This
>>710319258
I dated a girl last year who was cool, good in bed, had her shit together (master's degree, decent job) and was fun. We had similar interests, and she had an awesome sense of humor. Tumblr got her, though. She has a mostly shaved head that's dyed now, she's a Hillary shill, and all into PC politics. None of that started till after she stopped lurking. I mean, she had her sort of normal womanly beliefs, but they were tempered with humor and reason. That's all gone now.
>>710320034
Excuses excuses.
>>710319842
You know what else is a shit show? The election. Who are you guys voting for? Let's talk politics and economics, I love that shit.
>>710320034
Trust me you will most likely look better than a fucking bisexual ginger kissless virgin like me whom of which got beat up by the high school's gay alliance club
>>710320162
Not voting, either way I'm going to war and my taxes are going up.
>>710317510
If you're a girl, then I'm currently on fire.
>>710320055
Has she picked up on the hints? Is the gal aware of you having an interest in her?
Are you from the west coast? Near the state of Oregon? is your hair black and frizzy?
>>710319903
Show me what to think about..
>>710320405
>BLACK AND FRIZZY
Attempting to raid :^)
CONTINUE
>>710317510
Women don't understand how to get other women, the rational part of the brain always shuts down and out spews their perfect fantasy version of a man that is nothing like what they truly want in reality. Only men who have successfully gotten other women can.
>>710320112
What exactly are you asking me or complaing about? She's a waste of your time if she's voting for Hillary. You can do better.
>>710317510
If your handsome father or brother pinned you a against a wall and fucked the shit out of you would you think it was hot?
>>710319702
This, OP. You could have started this thread by saying, "I have dating advice! AMA." But you instead led off with "I'm a girl." You could have simply offered your advice, and had someone asked your sex, you could have answered without being an attention whore. Yeah, some newfags would still demand tits, but the rest of us would just ignore them.
So, you're either an attention whore or a neckbeard. Tits and timestamp to prove which it is.
>>710320394
Are you aware your twink penis has yet to be used and you shouldn't be giving advice to anyone?
Is 6 inches enough to please you?
>>710320269
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>710320394
Most likely not. I don't really know her super well, but want to suggest hanging out without sounding like a complete creeper. Then see if that leads anywhere. But then, there's the issue of not getting friendzoned, so I don't want it to sound like I just want to go out for beers like bros.
>>710320405
THIS IS THE NY GUY. HE'S PROOF THAT I AM A GIRL.
>>710318922
Top kek
Also checked
>>710320387
I mean, what are the odds?
>>710320933
You check yourself bitch
>>710320520
This is the only appropriate response
>>710320460
I think about how we're gonna go to war with Russia and what kind of ice cream I'm going to buy next, if it's on sale.
>>710321089
Nigger I was talking about your dubs you fat slob
>>710320575
Shut the fuck up.
>>710320560
>asking
>complaining
I'm not doing either. You (or someone) said, "I would literally never date a girl who visits this disgusting website." I'm saying there are cool people of both sexes here. She was worthwhile until she abandoned /b/.
>She's a waste of your time if she's voting for Hillary.
Nah, politics are fucked up. Neither candidate are good. I have a problem with anyone that's voting for Hillary or Trump, but not enough to make me write them off.
>You can do better.
And I have. But that's beside the point. She was cool, and I had a good time before she became a SJW. I think /b/ was the only thing holding her back for a long time. Until it turned into trap threads and other bullshit.
>>710321015
Pretty slim
So either send proof or no one will believe you/care about this post.
Literally all you have to do is write the date w/your feminiesque bodice and you're golden. If you can't do a simple thing like that then I don't deserve DUBS.
>>710321089
>>710321184
Oh wait I got dubs too lol
>>710320520
Are you trying to indicate me being a lesbian? Please elaborate, I'm curious.
>>710321205
Neckbeard it is!
>>710320570
My father is dead and was nowhere near handsome. My 3 older brothers are ugly as shit, so no, I would not. I'd whoop their ass.
A-A grill on buh-/b/ ???? What is this fucking sorcery?
>>710321112
Ben & Jerry´s
>>710320575
What does the abbreviation "AMA" stand for? Also, what is a neckbeard?
Came back to this thread and still no tits with stamp, c'mon op we're waiting
>>710320678
I don't know, you tell me.
When I hang out with a girl I like, I don't think I give off the impression that I'm into them, what are some signs that women look for?
>>710321542
its pronounced nuckboard you raging autist
>>710317720
/thread
Sage in all fields
>>710317510
Haha. This is the conundrum with women. They don't know themselves so they can't even give advice .
>>710320575
reddit pls go
>>710321205
Thanks, dude. You rock. :)
Uhm guys she's not the only fat and greasy grill on /b/ ;). Hmu boysss
>>710317978
Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 8/8.
>>710321922
This made me stroke faster...
>>710321922
But op isn't a girl.
This entire thread is cancer
Sage this fucker
New fags galore
>>710321227
Someone else said they wouldn't date a girl using this website. I mean, I've only been on this site a handful of times. I generally look at the rekt posts.
Politics is all sorts of fucked up. I wouldn't mind having Obama for a third term. Or if Biden had ran for prez, that would've been great.
Everyone's interests change.
>>710318390
If there's jealousy, then maybe try a relationship? Unless its petty, I imagine you wouldn't be jealous for no reason. Then again, autism strikes at the worst of times.
>>710322202
I'm not new I've been here since summer
>>710321205
You shut the fuck up and try to learn something
>>710317510
Faggot, there are no girls on /b, and even if there were, if they actually came out and said so, they would be extreme faggots. Ergo, OP IS A FAGGOT.
Congratulations OP.
>>710322255
Fuckin newfags. lurk more
>>710321443
BOYYYYYYYYY Strawberry cheesecake is my favorite of the flavors they offer. What is yours?
Itt:newfags who think the this grand wizard is a girl. Sage this shit
>>710317510
wtf is B
>>710322545
Milk & cookies
>>710321565
I think I've made my point that y'all aren't getting any tits. I think a common website for that is called pornhub.com . Maybe give that a go? Like, the women there are wiling.
>>710322273
>Pass user since 2014
>>710322692
maybe you fuck off and follow the rules
/cringe thread
>>710321625
I'm very observant so I notice the minor details. For instance, that dreamy gaze you guys do when you're into a girl. You probably aren't aware of it, but it's absoutely adorable. If you're interested in listening to me complain about something completely absurd, you're a keeper. I mean, I wouldn't want to listen to myself complain about how Old Navy ran out of a size small in my favorite dress. SMILE LOTS. I don't know what else to think of but I'm sure you get my point.
>>710317510
Where do we get chloroform?
>>710322487
>Calling people newfags
>Doesn't even get dubs
Newfag
>>710318179
wut
>>710322692
>the women there are willing.
rule 16
>>710323456
>Femanon here.
stopped reading there. into the trash it goes
>>710323456
Kys
>>710322150
What makes you so sure of that?
>>710323241
Hey I've been on here for a week straight
>>710322692
Then we've made the point that we don't fucking care that you are a girl... unless you post tits. Those are the rules, femfag. Either get on board, or GTFO.
>>710323241
says the guy who doesn't use #dubs in his post to guarantee his post is dubbles
>>710322445
Thanks for the encouragement! I'll be sure to post a picture of my tits reaaaaal soon.
This thread as no tits therefore has no value. sage goes in all fields boys
>>710322686
That's an actual flavor?
>>710323890
Oh I don't care about dubs. I care about trips.
>>710323213
Try a chemisty lab?
>>710324027
you're supposed to put #trips in the option field if you want that you dumb fuck
>>710323895
Nobody cares, hamplanet. Eat like 10 or 20 sandwiches and calm the fuck down.
>>710323757
Yet you all still choose to comment. Why keep on bickering?
ITT
test
>>710324137
I'll make some yakisoba instead.
She says she really likes me but she's not in the right mood for an actual relationship. She says she wants to be FwB instead, do I even have a chance at a relationship?
>>710323986
Mmmhmm
>>710324406
I mean, women can get attached over time. Follow her rules for now and maybe you'll eventually end up together. Regardless you still get to sleep with her, so I'd see that a win.
>>710322692
They don't actually care about seeing your tits retard.
That's the entire idea.
You can be a girl, there are plenty of us here, you just don't fucking wave it around as it it makes you special, because no one gives a fuck.
>>710317510
I think I'll call rule 30 on this one, ignoring 30.1 and 30.2
>>710324406
who knows... grills are a strange animal.
>>710324457
Nice. My overall favorite is anything sea salt caramel flavored.
>>710324713
woman is a danger cat
>>710324589
This, if you nail her well enough she'll change her tune pretty quickly too.
>>710324589
How often should I text in this arrangement? Should I keep it at once every other day?
>>710324593
I stated earlier that a friend of mine who is actually familiar with this site told me to add in the "girl" part. I don't take any offense to your guys' idiocy.
>>710324599
What's that?
>>71032471 may have to get some when i am done masturbating
>>710317510
fucked a girl on halloween, didnt exchange ages. after some amazing sex "oh i dont even know how old you are anon" "how old ya think?" "26" "nope, 30" "*laughs* im 19"
things didnt seem to go badly, we talked for a good some time, had a lot in common.
said i'd hit her up wed. hit her up with a "how was your trip out of town" "*silence*" *4 hours later* "was planning on going out for dinner later, care to join?" "sorry anon im still out of town" "no big! when you gonna be in town and free again?" silence
am i fucked? do i have a chance? kinda crushed hard on this girl.
>>710324803
Whoever you are, you have a solid point. Listen to them, man. They know what's up.
how long should we wait to reply to a girls text/message? How long is considered normal for girls to text guys back?
>>710325010
nobody fucking cares, newfag. your friend set you up for failure on purpose. the only one who is being an idiot here is you.
>>710324804
For the love of god DO NOT text her more than twice if she hasn't yet responded. I personally think it's creepy if you keep blowing up my phone and I still haven't responded. Keep the conversation going. If you don't know her that well, ask her questions. I personally would want the person I'm sleeping with to know who I am, vice versa.
>>710317510
>B
GTFO newfag
>>710325501
Oh yeah that's basics, I can keep a conversation going and she responds fast as well. I'm just wondering if I should avoid texting everyday to prevent her from being burned out.
>>710325093
Wait for a reply. It's an agonizing, suspenseful wait, but it's better to wait than her think you're a creep for blowing her up. Ya know? Lol I'm 19 too.
No tits, no timestamp. Why are you guys paying so much attention to this trans faggot?
>>710325205
I try to match people's response time. If you reply to me instantaneously, I'll respond instantaneously. If you take a whole year to respond, I'll respond in an hour. I mean, for some people they want you to reply right away, but others don't mind it. I understand that not everyone is glued to their phones and are busy, so taking a while to respond isn't a bad thing. Respond how you normally would.
>>710325255
Ok.
>>710325985
we came for the tits that we knew would never come :(((((
>>710325680
ooooh yeah. Pace yourself. You clearly don't need my advice, evidently you understand on your own.
>>710326157
So is there any set rule that if a girl likes you, she will wait a while to respond, or vice versa?
>>710326396
at least post some sort of picture of yourself.
>>710326396
you carry yourself dumb enough to seem like my ex, what state are you from?
>>710325985
lol you guys can check out my tumblr. I don't go on there often but I think there's a picture of myself there.
www.tumblr.com/blog/seductivemermaiid
>>710326871
lol i was projecting, too. i was like... i bet i know this femanon irl. probably not, though. all dumb cunts act like this.
>"I'm a gril AMA"
>no proof
>150+ responses
holy fuck how thirsty is /b/ this morning
>>710326268
Fuck, I keep forgetting that I'm not a girl and have to try to convice y'all that I'm not the man I really am.
>>710327001
Gabriella. 19. WA. either you are a dummyface, or that isn't really you. NYPA
>>710326871
Maybe she's my bestfriend then? PNW
>>710326636
Yikes, I'm not sure. Everyone differs in texting. But don't overthink it, it's just texting... Try having a face-to-face conversation. You can get more insight on whether she may be interested in you or not. Body language speaks louder than actuak words, know that at least.
>>710317510
Is this you, OP?
>>710327343
Ask me a question on timblr. I'll sign on and answer it. I realize I just fucked myself for that but that's honestly me, dude. Peonies are my favorite flowers.
>>710327330
I don't know how, we keep reminding you.
There are a lot of fake "femanon" threads here. You need to provide proof or we'll assume you're faking. (Except for the absolute dumbest straightfags.)
>>710327190
Is that a good or a bad thing? This is my first thread.
>>710327808
DASSSS ME SUCKAS
>>710317510
I'm going to help tutor the love of my life with her math homework. Not going to lie I'm very nervous. Any advice?
>>710327808
Y'all were real quick with that. Ask me something on tumblr so I can prove to you cunts that I'm actually a girl lol
>>710327978
Well, I was calling your post "bait", i.e. tricking people into replying for shits and giggles.
But now I'm thinking you're just a noob.
>>710328100
What kind of math are we talking about? That's actually adorable, I don't think I have advice for that. Help her, don't give her the answer.
>>710317510
Alright, fuck it, I'll get it out of the way
If I'm a fairly decent looking guy, what's the quickest way to hook up with a girl?
>>710328319
I am a noob. I'm a fucking fetus on this site.
>>710322746
>>710328203
turn on anon asks then
>>710328561
oh nvm they are on. I'm dumb.
>>710328203
yeah i'm totally going to log into tumblr and message you
>>710328478
Go to a bar or club where women are 10/10 times intoxicated and willing to leave with you for a one night stand.
>>710328692
stupid ass
>>710328779
OK, at the workplace
>>710328715
I'm sensing some sarcasm...
>>710328974
That's a tricky one because you probably see her nearly everyday. What if shit goes sideways? Do you really want to be in an awkward position with her? hahahhaha no pun intended
>>710329186
hahahahhaha
>hilarious: the post
Does anyone here listen to Bach? Or know who Yo-Yo Ma is?
>>710329186
Eh, high risk high reward
How do I do this?
how about fuck yourself you stupid fucking cuntback shit nigger bitch
>>710329326
I make myself laugh
>>710329461
my oh my who pissed you off today?
I messaged "OP" on tumblr.
>>710329407
Not giving you advice on that one. You can fuck it up all on your own (no pun intended). I do not want to be held accountable for the awkwardness in the near future.
>>710317510
Penis or GTFO
>>710329893
damn idjit. Told y'all I was real.
>>710330064
Yikes. Can't help ya there.
>>710330143
Will you post a picture of your legs?
wtf is B?
also, tits or gtfo
>>710330742
I hope you're not asking me cause I genuiniely have no idea. I'm sure someone else can answer.
>>710325010
seriously, fuck off, you retard
>>710330069
OP delivers!
http://seductivemermaiid.tumblr.com/
...
Cute, too. Any more blurry photos for us?
>>710324406
>turning down pussy
maybe she just didn't know how to tell you that you're gay
>>710330956
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
WHO
WHY
>>710325093
>30 years old
>having a "crush"
kill yourself, you socially retarded manchild
>>710330069
>I am the one on 4chan, you idjit. I am also the one who asked about Bach and Yo-Yo Ma.
into the trash it goes
>>710330956
send memes
What the fuck is B?
>>710317510
If I meet a girl on /b/, what's my best bet to get her to post tits?
She has a tumblr if it helps
>>710330896
You are too stupid to live.
Drink bleach and die.
>>710331162
Not sorry that I like classical music
>>710331322
if "she" didn't post the titties, "she" is not a girl
>>710331339
Can you buy me some? I'll pay you back. Don't buy the knock-off brand either.
>>710331497
take your shitposting somewhere else
I hope you die of bone cancer
>>710331631
I think breast cancer would've been a better choice, but cancer is cancer.
>>710331160
i say crushing because i intended it to be a fuck and nothing more, you twit
>>710331449
>implying men use tumblr
I'm pretty confident it's a girl.
>>710331895
And you're right.
>>710332301
>still not ending your life
light some candles by your bed before you go to sleep tonight
>>710330009
OK, well, what's it gonna take to fuck you anon?
ok
>>710332629
Buy me a ticket to Norway for two weeks and pay for hotel reservations and I'll maybe consider it.
>>710317510
How long can you be friends with a woman before it becomes weird to decide to confess that you have romantic feelings for her?
>>710332502
I don't have any candles. Bad for the environment.
>>710332913
That depends on you and how you feel about her.
>check out this thread
>see OP is likely a neckbeard
>ask for tits, per protocol
>no tits
>abandon thread
>check /b/ 2 hours later
>thread is still alive
>all you faggots kept the thread going
Seriously, this is what's wrong with /b/
>>710333230
dude has a point. there are rules
>>710333230
>thread is still alive
>2 hours
wew lad
>>710332875
Consider it done
>>710332927
Western society in all is bad for the environment. Choosing to eliminate candles only makes you feel better and superior. Ego bullshit.
>>710317510
I see op claiming to be female yet no tits posted. Furthermore, new fags assuming it's a woman. Smh /b/ is dead.
>>710317510
Wanna camsex?
>>710333720
I don't recall saying it made me feel better or superior.
>>710333867
Choosing to show my breasts to random people all over the world seems degrading and shows that I don't have any respect for my body. Other women are comfortable with showing off their bodies and thats fine. Seek that elsewhere.
>>710334759
OP you have to understand, if you tell us you're a woman, then you should prove it. Otherwise we don't believe you.
Is it hard to understand?
>>710317510
It is now BBC thread
>>710335029
I understand but I don't think showing my bare breasts is the only way to prove it. There's always an alternative.
"If there's a will, there's a way."
>>710335136
like, BBC the news?
>>710335136
seems fair
>>710335344
Is there an alternative that involves posting titties
>>710335418
Orrrrrrrrrrr we could talk about how Samsung's profits dropped by 30%
Orrrrrrrrr the attacks on Syria
>>710335409
BBC = Big Black Cock
Trump OR Hillary
>>710336079
arright what's your opinion on the attacks on Syria
>>710336236
Neither. Both are corrupt and I'm appalled that people still choose to stand by them. I also don't want to write in Bernie because he's too optimistic by trying to have "free college." Great way to attract the majority vote of millennials. Who are you voting for?
Is it normal for a 15 year old to have tits this size?
Bump
>>710318179
Well the clit is fairly similar to the tip of the penis
Also gril here. So ask away
>>710338485
Rape the Jews
>>710338485
please show the whole class
>>710336539
I don't know where to begin. You have an extremely corrupt government, chemical bombings daily, Syrians being deined refuge, lack of medical attention since nearly all hospitals are in ruins. etc. There's no end.
>>710338777
How about no one gets raped?
>>710333230
>come back to /b/ again another 1:15 later
>thread is still up
Seriously? A neckbeard pretending to be a girl makes a thread, and you all keep it going for 3.5 hours?
>>710341433
you mad?
>>710317510
>I can give you guys advice on how to get women.
Let me guess:
"Be nice."
"Be yourself."
"Hold the door open."
"Be The Man."
"Take Charge."
"Money."
"House."
"Women love nice guys."
"A Real Man will..."
>>710341572
No, just surprised and disappointed. You all should know better.
