Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
egkos
Sounds fun too bad ill be off to sleep now. Also roll
Was gonna fap, but I got this.
Roll
rollin for that sweet hammer we will not be able to wield
drink estus
fat roll
roll?
>>710308655
I HAVE THE POWERRRR!!!!!
>>710309581
VICTORY ACHIEVED!
>>710309581
That is how its done.
>>710309476
Yas
what class are we
>>710309581
You do indeed have the power. Our first champion has emerged.
>>710309611
Stop wasting our precious dubs, anon.
On to the next boss.
>>710309694
check my nine
>>710309694
I GOT IT
>>710309694
>>710309679
well fuck
backsteb
Roll
>>710309694
backstab!
>>710309694
PLUNGING ATTACK
>>710309694
Not sure if I can do it a second time though. Feeling exhausted after the first one.
>>710309694
More dubs
>>710309694
I GOT TIHS AGAIN
>>710309900
9900
>>710309900
stahhhhp
>>710309694
Jump off that bridge you fucker
>>710309694
got it guys
Rollin
Spear in minotaur's ass!
>>710309694
BANG
>>710310009
ass spearing ftw
>>710310009
he likes it
>>710310009
noice
>>710310009
Apparently his anus is his weakness.
Good job anons.
It only gets tougher from here.
>>710310009
Finally
>>710310009
Thank the heavens you came along.
>>710310076
lightning weapon
>>710310076
summon solaire and lautrec
>>710310076
Das it mane
>>710310076
cut its face off
v,
>>710309900
This guy's already on ng+ or what ?
Let's go
cut off the tail
>>710310076
no 5?
>>710310147
The pine resin seems to be effective!
Still need a 5!
Also, for everyone who's never participated in my thread before, this is Hazel.
>>710310222
Stop wasting trips!
fat roll
spear in gargole's ass!
>>710310222
stop wasting these
roll for win?
>>710310147
>>710310076
lighting weapon!!
>>710310280
>Stop wasting trips!
Never!
>>710310345
finally!
>>710310345
nice roll
>>710310345
WINRAR
Cut of the tail
>>710310345
>>710310147
We've killed the Gargoyles!
Unfortunately, no tail drop. :(
We're warming up, but we're still in easy mode right now.
>>710310280
>>710310344
I'm sorry, I'm just very excited
>>710310147
>>710310345
Ok let's go
>>710310534
first, kill the stray dogs
>>710310534
go up the stairs
>>710310588
whoa
>>710310588
Well that was quick!
>>710310534
You couldn't even use the right capra demon?
>>710310588
veni vidi vici
>>710310588
quick victory
>>710310588
Damn, you guys wrecked them.
I need someone who plans to be here for a while to help remind me to make a new thread when we hit ~250 posts. Any takers?
Moving onward to Vag Dragon!
>>710310588
speedrunner confirmed
ONE
>>710310725
kek
>>710310704
One
1
2
3
win?
>>710310812
>>710310819
>>710310839
winrar
definitely a speedrunner
>>710310839
AYYYY nicely done son brother! Jolly cooperation!
>>710310812
>>710310819
>>710310839
Murray be a slow night on /b/
>>710310534
Done
>>710310896
in theory
>>710310534
dildo of destiny
>>710310812
>>710310819
>>710310839
Well, counting down. That wasn't so bad, was it?
Still wondering if anyone who plans to be here a while with me wants to help me remember to make a new thread.
Moving on, guys. This boss isn't hard, but you've gotta make sure you don't get distracted by titty witch's titties!
>>710310839
>>710310819
>>710310812
that's some jolly cooperation
>>710310999
Wasted
im distracted srry anons
>>710311023
8 get
no
>>710311010
i like to rape the spider part
>>710311010
dem tities
>>710311077
>you had one job
>>710311010
Damn already used my 88.
88
>>710311010
Do a MIGHTY LEAP onto her human body, grab them tits then skull fuck her to death. Or unconsciousness.
repeating 8's get
80085
>>710311010
Holy! That's not easy m8!
>>710311115
Dammit you're right bro!
Readying the lightning spear!
>>710311093
What
The window for the first optional boss is closing. You guys need to experiment with posts and pictures before it passes.
:) Hazel says hi!
Based Hazel roll!
>>710311010
Get fucked, she-bitch
if you turn 8 upside down you get 8
fucking check this shit niggers
praise the sun
bitch ain't hard but makes me hard
We're in need of strong men
>>710311228
>Throws lightning spear
For Soriel!
Watch this
>>710311288
Nice
>>710311288
WINAR
>>710311252
we almost had her and you ruined it!
>>710311288
Congrats Sun Brethren!
>>710311288
praise the sun
>>710311010
erect
I hate this game
>>710311288
Rekt!
Looks like B cups aren't too much for the Champions of the Sun!
I don't think many of you have read the rules. It's unusual to have one of these threads where no one is posting things to complete the optional requirements.
>>710311010
Get hit with this 8
>>710311352
I'm watching... but nothing happens... you disappoint me
>>710311288
praise the sun
>>710311288
#REKT
>>710311434
You only say that because you havn't participated in jolly cooperation like me
>>710311397
Criteria for first optional boss unlocked. Just in time too!
Good job anon!
>>710311439
dodge
>>710311444
Nice trips. Watch this though
>>710311439
frig off guy
three get
I hate wheels
>>710311439
should just be "We need a post, any will do" for this one
>>710311434
It's a great game. What wrong it's it.
Trips 8
RIP Harambe
>>710311439
they don't need to be consecutive?
must praise harder
>>710311439
One down
>>710311553
Nice hit, dodge rolling to hit the boss
>>710311439
rip off the masks then beat pinwheel to death with it.
>>710311439
this guy is piss easy
Rollin
i don't even know what the hell do i have to get
>>710311513
>>710311553
>>710311623
Pinwheel slain!
We're moving on to the first optional boss. Keep up experimenting with posts guys!
>>710311623
that would be impossible
Rock
>>710311513
>>710311553
>>710311623
victory achieved?
>>710311644
Fuck I wasted a dubs!
>>710311623
It doesnt say it does, so i would guess not.
Rawlin for a swing
>>710311729
feel bad cuz it's so floaty, but it must die.
>>710310076
Urethral swab, go!
>>710311729
just use the sun to start fire
>>710311729
what?
>>710311729
fuck off nigger
>>710311729
Watch this
>>710311800
Getting warmer. :)
>>710311800
praise the sun
Rolllin
>>710311729
I've got the the dubs in me!
>>710311800
>>710311844
PRAISE IT MOTHERFUCKER
>>710311800
>>710311844
Thats some overkill
>>710311844
Based anon, through his tears, slays the floaty butterfly. The next roll that would be Offbyone Kenobi is now autofixed.
It's time for our faithful doge!
ONE
2
3
2
1
4
3
3
2
two
1
2
3
4
1
>>710312177
2
1
>>710312164
>>710312177
>>710312200
delete these, rules say we can
>>710312177
2
DING DING DING
190+ POSTS
MAKE A NEW THREAD
OP, I think we're ending this thread...
Also 1
>>710312273
Thread goes to 300. Remind me at 250. :) Thanks anon!
>>710312232
This
2
>>710312177
Dude its hardly my fault they're stupid.
Also 1.
>>710311010
she's dead kill her with kaito
3
3
>>710312185
>>710312200
delete ONE of these
4
>>710312433
>>710312341
>>710312232
Clever anons. Sometimes reading the rules pays off.
:)
1
2
2
>>710312158
>>710312163
>>710312200
>>710312208
well well, looks like we cheated sif
>>710312158
>>710312163
>>710312200
>>710312208
It has been done!
Great job anons!
It's time to go to our next boss-- OH SHIT!
1
4
>>710312659
Get
roll for sex
>>710312659
Rolling for it
>>710312659
done
1
>>710312659
diediediediediediediediediedie
I got this!
spear in invader's ass!
>>710312659
Hex go
>>710312659
plz
>>710312758
give this anonymous poster dubs
>>710312875
Damn, roll in for backstab
>>710312881
Quality build?
Praise the sun
amazing block and reposte
>>710312936
Good work sunbro
>>710312936
Wew
>>710312936
Slain! Good work anons. Now we can move on to the next boss.
>>710312968
A second optional boss has been unlocked. When we get there, I will announce it. Great work.
>>710312937
dubs pls
>>710313038
SUMMONING DUBS
>>710312936
>>710312937
I've never seen consecutive post numbers In a thread
>>710313038
Dubi du dubi duba
>>710313038
HIT THE FOOT!
rolling for a single strike to his ankle.
for great justice
>>710313038
2 sets of dubs for that massive thing?
wow the game must be easy as fuck if this guy only requires 2 dubs
>>710313038
I fatty roll under its axe
>>710313157
Didn't hit hard enough, swinging again!
Get!
250 is near/reached
>>710313194
Iron Golem is actually more intimidating than he is difficult. As soon as you realise that he has a pretty huge weakness (standing right under him) he's a breeze.
Going for it
kick him in the shin
>>710313264
this!
>>710313300
Double dubs?
>>710313300
based hazel blesses us with dubz!!!
>>710313249
I'll use a little bit more stamina to safely hit one last time
>>710313114
you haven't seen anything yet
check this
>>710313361
Repositioning.
>build helicopter
>shoot swords
250 posts
>>710313300
Shoot him in the dick
Come on now
>>710313300
dark souls more like hit the ankle and win the game souls
>>710313497
I concur. Dickshot!
>>710313548
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
ALL POSTS UNDER THIS ONE WILL NOT BE COUNTED
Check these singles
300 approaches game over
>>710313649
chek'd
>>710313479
this
why can't we have american army invade the universe that dark souls game is in?
>>710313726
Dark Souls is actually supposed to be Medieval earth, just an alternate timeline
