Alright let's shake things up a bit.
Virgin anons ask questions about sex and how to get laid, anons with experience awnser.
What do you want to know?
>>710293474
I'll start.
How long does it usually take from meeting a Grill to having sex with her?
>>710293611
Depends if she's a prostitute or a 'normal' woman.
>>710293474
OK. How to get laid
>>710293678
Normal women. But sure prostitues as well
>>710293611
2 dates. 3 max.
when you're not with them, don't call or txt first
tell them early that you like them then act like you just don't care (repeat until they crack)
>>710293611
Can be different. Some take days, some take weeks, some months. Just depends on the person. I personally don't play the months game but I'll play the weeks game. The days game is just something you hit and quit until she figures out what you're doing. I'm sure there are exceptions to the days girls but in my experience they are the ones that'll pack up and ride the next dick at the first sign of anything.
>>710293844
No idea; I've only fucked prostitutes. All women are whores anyway; the only difference is *when* you're paying.
Any differences between races in terms of pussy/tightness?
>>710293689
Take a shower, don't be fat.
Anon female w/ experience here. Girls can be any where from a one night stand to crazy and addicted because of what the dick did. Lol typically you can get in a girl in bed in 1-3 nights if you know how to keep a conversation.
>>710293910
It doesn't hurt to hit them up first here and there. Just don't text them more than twice in a row without a response.
>>710294393
True that
It's a numbers game. If you go out every night for a week and talk to every girl you see you'll eventually get one that's dtf. It's easy.
>>710294393
What type of shit is usually said to get women to that stage? What usually works the most? Just straight up asking for sex or waiting until she offers it/starts it?
>>710294604
bump
>>710293474
How do u get a girlfriend wih no social skills or get laid without a girlfriend with no social skills
>>710294393
I know this is pretty true, I have somehow managed to find every tease or prude on this planet. It's like a fucking curse. I've gotten a few easy though.
>>710294770
Can't answer the first part, but as for the second you can always pay for it. Enjoy craigslist/backpage
>>710294770
1.Lower your standards or fix your shit
2. Hookers or Drunk Sluts.
>>710294604
>What type of shit is usually said to get women to that stage? What usually works the most? Just straight up asking for sex or waiting until she offers it/starts it?
jesus. go watch an alpha male film.
>anything with brando.
How to get laid/gf while fat
>>710293611
Some will fuck you the first time you hang out, some will wait a year. Just gotta be able to spot the difference.
>>710294604
Depends on the female honestly.
Im a forward person. If youre trying to get it say it but im never guarenteed to say yes. I got to like you. And that part is based on personal interest. Im a gamer chick with a bitchy attitude. So a man who can handle video games and keep up with intellectual debates hooks me hard. Coversation is key. Find out what they like and talk about it. Tip number one for you silly men put there. #LISTEN or at least make small talk so it appears that way. Youll get laid quick if you appear sensative to her opinions and share common intrest/beliefs. XoXo
>>710294770
You just have to practice, go out to clubs, bars whatever/wherever and just practice talking to girls. The more you do it the better at it you'll be. Don't give up when you fuck up the first couple times.
If that doesn't work then read some salesman pitch books. It's the same thing except instead of selling a product your selling yourself.
>>710294209
"How"
>>710294604
real men don't ASK for sex, wtf. Also don't wait until the bitch fucks you, you need to be in control. Bitches love when a man is in control.
>>710294604
Straight up asking isn't good but not bad. Just have to read the situation. I prefer to just get close and work my way into them over time, it's more fun that way anyway feeling the girl squirm around while feeling them up and playing with them which turns into sex.
>>710295177
That as well.
>>710294770
You know that feel when you think " I dont wanna mess anything up?" Fuck that feel you will mess up and thats just a ok. Go on try to be even more self confident than you are. Seriously i act like i have a goddamn god complex and chicks just love it. Make your subtl but clear.
>>710295134
What do you mean by appear sensitive?
>>710295254
lol. just no.
>>710293611
Depends on shit tons of circumstances. My first ever girlfriend was an LDR and we fucked the 3rd? night of staying together. Kissed on the first, fooled around until then.
I've been out on a date with a girl before and after the first date we're both drunk and on the couch making out and feeling each other.
Go ahead and expect you have to get a few dinner dates in
>>710294604
Isn't so much said as it is what is done. If you two are flirting with each other you just start making moves like touching her thighs, moving to touch her hand, hug her a lot, etc. Once you hit the kiss mark you just explore with your hand and see where it goes.
>>710295350
Dont down play her opinion. Dont tell her shes wrong. Us women have our own game we play too of course. You gotta know how to level the playing field a bit. Validate her.
>>710294229
Nah, not really. It's mostly just a girl by girl kinda thing
>>710295134
>so a man who can handle video games
Have I mentioned I've beaten dark souls! C-cause I-i have haha....
On a serious note, any tips to void first time fuckups during sex?
>>710295389
Lol. Just yes. Not saying be a weeb losing your mind for touching a woman. It's more along the times of being in control and taking sex.
>>710294229
What the other said about girl by girl is the best answer. Never fucked any girls other than white but I've had pussy where it's like a waterfall and tight as hell, to not having any kind of smell AT ALL and just so-so.
The variety is astonishing
>>710295769
A girl with nasty nails is going to have a nasty dirty pussy. It never fails.
>>710295539
Well lets be straight here.
Girls like cute shit. It doesnt matter. If you are female, cute things are just weakness beyond belief. Youd ve suprised how many freaky chicks are super into awkward guys. Because lets be fair, i like it the way i like it, so if i can train a man to do it the way i like it, hey! Why the fuck not? You also have to watch out for bitches who appear snoody as fuck in this instance though. Because they will wreck your ego quick. Im jist being real here, if youre worried ask. If shes a bitchy type.... good fucking luck. That bitch will destroy your ego wven if it was good. Just being real. Xoxo
P.s. xbox one a pc games are where its at.
>>710293611
This os tricky, But i have to say it Depends on your looks vs her, if you look better it Wont take long 1-3 days tops, if shes slighty better looking(or just a better person) 3-30 days, and Then there are Thise really Nice Looking girls WHO get asked out so often, that takes 3 Months top.. But again in my life, i didnt Think of sex until i Was 18, and had flirtet with Many girls b4.. So when i finaly hit Them up all Was Down to me saying i wanted to fuck Them...beacuse i Was good looking and they where too But only beacuse i Was "Virgin" with Them all.... But if u Want Them to drop Thier knickers for you just never Think of sex around Them.. Well never.. Beacuse they Will get annoyed when u NOT asking Them out etc
When grabbing 'em by the pussy, do you
recommend frontal, side or rear approach?
Digital insertion beneath the clothes, with penetration or just limit it to a good grab over the clothes?
I have a student-teacher conference in an hour
with my hot college advisor, so hurry up with
some solid advice. I need to leave some time to pick up some fresh tic-tacs.
If you're a beta 4.5-5/10, how do you get laid or even approach women? Thanks.
>>710296116
Thats because they dont shower.
>>710296330
Front with penetration. Not even kidding. I've used that shit tons during sex to reposition them. You can get a hold of the pelvic bone and not hurt them if you do it right.
>>710296652
YES!
XOXO
how does it feel to cum inside a pussy?
What's the difference between approaching a milf vs someone your age?
Do they prefer a more straight approach or do they like a chase?
>>710293611
In general, I have found this to be no more than 3 dates, often the first date.
it all depends on your standards. Are you looking for a 9/10 girl or just any girl to fill your loneliness? For better looking girls, I feel like it all depends on your looks....sometimes, I say if you're fat, workout out and put some muscle for sure and have good social skills and charisma. I don't have those until im drunk.... but from my experience, to get the better looking girls:
- you gotta look decent
-don't be fat
I'd say get an average girl to keep your mind healthy and fill that loneliness until you work on yourself to get the better girl
with my current girlfriend, I use to think she was soooo hot but now i think she looks good. She actually looks better in pictures than in person. I want to dump her for a better looking girl but its gonna be so hard for me to do that cause me and her click, I can be myself around her, say whatever stupid shit i want. Its gonna be really hard for me to dump her. I wish I could have a her personality in a better looking girls body....
>>710297342
It varies from woman to woman, it's not usually tied to age.
>>710297206
Bump.
I also want to know it feels to get cummed in.
>>710293474
Should I wait til marriage?
>>710297206
Great. It's warm and when your dick gets sensitive while coming and she's getting off it's a pretty indescribable feeling. Nothing really like it. Closest thing I can think of the feeling is the beginning of a good taint scratch on an itchy day just warm and wet.
>>710297342
Define "your age"?
Im 22 and oftened referred to as a milf.
>>710294393
I can get to the point of being almost there quite easily, but how do I move from her being into me and at least comfortable with sex to actually having sex?
I've even had that problem with my gf lately, shit sucks. I think I'm failing the final approach into actual sex from just being close and having a good time.
>>710293611
Femanon here. I Lost my virginity within 24 hours of knowing someone. Gave them head within 6 hours of knowing.
>>710298215
20.
I don't think 22 even falls into milf. It begins at like 30 at the lowest. But damn 22?
>>710298230
You either go for it or you dont. Idk how to explain it.
>>710297206
Same as when you cum in a warm sock. All nuts bust the same bro. The only difference is how much or how long you cum for
>>710297342
For better results, wear old spice after shave when approaching milfs. And wear actual good shit when approaching girls your age
>>710298361
What was your mindset at the time? Was it just "this dude and I are gonna fuck yep" or was it decided before hand?
>>710293474
how many times i fapped to this image... ppffff
nostalgia...
time to fap.
>>710298230
Just take it. They will stop you if they don't want it. If it's a gf that's not something I put up with or trust anymore. Someone I'm not with, I go for it and let them stop me if I'm crossing their boundaries.
>>710293689
focus on improving yourself first. Then keep putting yourself out there and get used to rejection
>>710298396
Everyones definition is different so i had to get your absolute lol!
My drive has changed over the last 4 years. I used to not care much, but after having a kid i notice i want it more. And that all comes and goes with season as well. And yes. 22. XoXo
>>710297206
wish i knew
>>710293474
ITT the blind leading the blind
>>710293611
In my experience 3 days. Never waited longer.
>>710293611
depends on her speed and your stamina
I've been with my gf for about 4 months now. She new at the time that I was a 21 year old kissless virgin, now just a normal virgin. About a month ago I went down on her and gave her the ol' paddleboat, but nothing since then. She wanted us to do it before then and she wanted really bad that night, but after I got her off I just kissed her and said "maybe next time". This was for two reasons;
>1, I thought it was savage
>2, I really wanted to see how long I could make her go, because I knew she had had several sexual partners in the past, and in my head I figured eventually she would insist if I dragged it on enough.
So my question is, should I just get it over with? Am I fucking myself by playing a game that will only leave me blue-balled and dumped?
My biggest problem with this is that she has the impression that I'm "not ready" when in reality, I'm just having a laugh.
As I said fellas. 1-3 days typically. ;)
XoXo
How do I even approach someone? Fucking cute girls at college sitting alone listening to music or eating. Do you just sit down next to them unannounced and strike up a conversation?
Like that jus seems rude and weird.
>>710297206
It depends on how tight the girl is, you can feel the walls press against your cock everytime it pulses.
Contrary, I don't like cumming inside the ass cause it's too tight in a bad way.
>>710298937
you're a dipshit
>>710298599
I've had a crush ever since I've seen her.
She's fucking hot man.
>>710299034
>Like that jus seems rude and weird.
because it is
>>710299034
thats sexual harassment now m8.
>>710298361
Shit like this is why i dont wanna get married
>>710298444
I "sorta" get you. Halfway approaches suck, but my once existing confidence has taken some hits, and I fall into that lately.
>>710298632
So more assertiveness. Gotcha. Also, gf of 5 years, been thinking maybe the relationship is just over, so I might be obsessing over the wrong shit.
>>710293474
so basically a thread with nothing but questions without answer?
>>710298937
Coming from experience.
Just get it in dude.
She is pushing your man ego buttons on purpose.
XoXo
>>710299034
>>710299034
Don't approach them thinking you might fuck them. Last year, I was sure I was gay so approaching girls was easy as fuck, I ended up fucking a lot of girls.
>>710299034
The safest way is to just wait for an opportunity, other than that i have no idea, would not try any other way
>>710299034
Also, yeah, dont just come up and strike a conversation out of nowhere nor sit without being invited
>>710299184
You need to chat it up with a chill chick to get your confidence back up. Im not even one to dig on a guy without a little arrogance. But thats just me. XoXo
Question for other virgins. How old are you and how do you feel about having sex? Are you desperate for it or do you not really care?
I'm 24 and I don't have any desire to try anymore, kinda just accepted it's not happening.
>>710293474
alcohol always works for me
Fem anon here, not a virgin also so feel free to ask away
>>710299727
how many guys have cum inside you?
>>710299870
LMFAO!!!!
XoXo
>>710299123
>>710299153
>>710299472
>>710299349
The how the fuck do I even get to know girls who look interesting to me? Do I just stalk them forever until I find the "right" opportunity or hope that we have one intrest that crosses?
Cause tbh I there really isn't any extra shit that goes on in the college where you can meet grills.
>>710299958
Experienced fem here.
Like i said previously.
You gotta pay attention to conversation. Say hello, make eye contact. Act confident. At least make enough small talk so she thinks your listening.
If youre seriously interested in the chick, and shes cool and open minded, you should be fine. XoXo
>>710299727
How does it feel to get cummed inside? What do you look for in a guy? Can you tell when someone's intrested in you vs wanting to just talk/make friends?
>>710299958
If, IF, a girl sits next to you in one of your classes, you can try talking to her about that class. Do not sit next to her, she has to sit next to you. Ask about homework or if she understands what is going on. If you get to where you can make small talk regularly she will show more sign of interest and things can go from there. If no girl sits next to you this semester, good luck next semester.
>>710300371
Well thats assertive for you. Lol
XoXo
>>710299511
20, sex really wasn't important to me at all until I hit college. It's just something about being around other people who I kno are constantly horny makes me want to have it. Maybe it's pheramones?
I order being alone, more of an introvert, but I'm willing to go out of my way and be a octal,person for awhile just to try sex.
>>710299870
There's been only a few times where I haven't used condoms, only one has actually blown inside me though.
>>710300597
>only one has actually blown inside me though.
did you know it was gonna happen or was he supposed to pull out?
What do nipples feel like on your tongue??
>>710300288
Actually it feels pretty gross I won't lie, especially dealing with it afterwords because it sort of seeps out right after.
I look for someone similar to myself but the traits I mostly look for revolve around some physical attraction, honesty, trustworthiness and a will to take charge. I want someone who knows what they want and aren't afraid to go get it.
The last one is hard because deciphering body language isn't the easiest thing to do because it usually goes hand in hand with their true personality, you can never know for sure which is why I usually wait for them to make the first move. That being said it's also hard to tell if that person just wants to fuck you or carry on a relationship when they aren't straight forward about it.
>>710300371
>good luck next semester
Welp fuck me. My entire college is brown, I'm the only white kid so no girl is intrested in me at all. No beown girl is gonna sit with me.
There are some nice white chicks/Asians but like I said they sit alone or togeather. So I guess I'm fucked then.
>>710301042
Pull out game was weak
>>710299727
tits now slut
>>710301265
How do you order that guys approach you? Does it have to be at a bar/club or can it be anywhere like a bookstore or at school, etc etc
>>710301331
how pissed were you as he was filling up your cunt?
>>710301312
All is not lost /b/rother. If all else fails, there's the age old standby. Enroll in Gender Studies next semester. That's a last resort type thing. Does your college not have any type of sport, even if it's just intramural? There has to be some kind of place where people gather up and socialize.
I'm a senior, and still can't figure this out. How do you get a girl that you like, who your kinda friends with, have sex with you?
>>710302049
>I'm a senior
>who your kinda friends with
>a senior
>your kinda friends
>senior
>your
>>710301312
b/ro no.... the force is with you. I got a gamer chick cool as fuck you can talk to to learn fem conversation. Just say the word b/rethren. Ill have her snap chat you.
>>710301757
In any scenario really, I prefer a café or library or somewhere around campus than a bar though to be completely honest just because of the alcohol factor. I honestly don't know anyone that isn't affectionate when they're drinking, though I don't take drinks from strangers because I someone slid a pill into my drink downtown once and I still don't know the whole story to it. Anyways a casual setting is usually always better, and alone over when friends are there.
>>710302257
Wow sorry, I made a spelling error. I must be so stupid to make an error on the internet, where it matters so very much.
>>710301265
what does sex feel like for a grill?
how do you find an opening to make your move
>>710301792
Im a bit on the chubby side and don't really like sports.
We have like a cafe area called "the den" which is probably closest to a hangout center/bar type setting. I guess it would be there. But then we're back to the original question of just sitting down when they are alone thing.
Beyond that there is some clubs, but most are politically correct shit, like an autism club, several Indian/Arab clubs, d&d (which is a sausage fest) and of course , the classic Otaku club (I shit you not, that's what it's called) at least these are the ones I'm aware of.
>>710301761
I honestly said "are you fucking serious" the first time, I was in a relationship with him for a while and they weren't good days. I generally prefer condoms because there's no mess and cum is kind of gross (I can't think of anyone I know irl that actually loves cum), if not I'll swallow it but it's not often I'll let someone fuck me without a condom.
>>710293474
If you live in a rural state like Indiana, how do you meet people short of going to dating sites filled with uggos, traps, and prostitutes? There aren't even "hoedowns" or "hootenannies" which is surprising for such a state.
>>710302801
>cum is kind of gross
>I'll swallow it
pls explain why gross stuff is better in your mouth than your pussy
>>710302302
Sure what's her name I guess? I'd have to create an account. Email works as well.
>>710293611
After 3 dates
if she aint puttin out, it aint workin out
>>710302794
>autism club
this one would be perfect for you chief
>>710302794
You don't need to play them, but if there's football or basketball games or something that's a good place to meet people. Especially tailgating football games which is just a campus wide party, but that's going to depend on how big your college is. It doesn't sound big enough for a large football team or anything, so that's out. I would steer clear of the "den" for now. Look into finding a creative writing club. I shit you not those are just filled with vag.
>>710302646
Honestly when it's bad it's bad, and it's actually hard to find it good depending on your standards. It's a lot easier to get off by yourself and really hard to have an orgasm, but when you do its actually euphoric. 99% of the time orgasms are faked and I actually have no idea why, I'd doesn't help either party but I'm overly guilty of it. I'd say I've only had an actual sex induced orgasm 3 times, and that was over the course of a 3 year relationship (I've slept with 12 people, I'm 20 as of now).
Fem here!
These anon chicks are typical.
Lets drag it out and make the romance factor a false reality. Bitch please. Romance is romance.
Quit being the typical brainwashed female who thinks prince charming is gonna save you. You dont wanna be saved. Period. We live we have sex, we either spend life with one or we share our life with many. Thats real.
These men wanna know how to get laid, not how to score a chick over the internet by taking her out for coffee. XoXo
~Pink
>>710302911
Because you don't have to deal with the mess afterwords
>>710302911
Not her but I would assume the cleanup is nonexistent with swallowing.
>>710303407
were you able to swallow the first time a guy came in your mouth?
>>710293689
Having a decent personality helps too. Confidence and a sense of humor are key.
>>710303519
Yeah, it's just that the consistency is weird. It's like swallowing salt water that's not as fluid.
If you want to get laid badly though be straight forward and play the nice guy card
How do you get a girl to send nudes? Only one of my ex gfs would send them. The others and random hook ups would only send softcore teasing pics.
>>710303731
what's the most number of guys you've made cum in a 24-hour period?
>>710301211
Lol what
>>710303897
>nice guy card
>to get laid
>>710299511
18 and I know nothing's happening until I move out of state.
>>710303965
One?
>>710304053
You just have to be straight forward about being interested and fake wanting something real, I'm a girl I would actually know.
>>710303897
>I'm a nice guy m'lady I swear
>*tips fedora*
>Give me pussy or ur a bitch
>I wish women were as easy to understand as chess and my little pony
>>710293689
confidence is like 80%
>>710293474
It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (‘The fuck you say, boyee?)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)
It’s the Nutshack!
Hoo-ugh!
Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,
Horatio or Horat so beer!
Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!
He hates Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.
Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys
and spark this, take a breather.
With that reefer in my lungs,
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
Gonna post again, because I was ignored because of a damn spelling error. I'm a senior in highschool, and there is this girl I like. We're kinda friends, but don't have classes with each other and don't see each other in the hallway often. I see her on the bus often however, and we talk while on the bus. How do I get her to have sex with me?
>>710304240
>I'm a girl I would actually know
>>710293474
How do you prevent your dick from sliding out of the middle hole and accidentally entering either her front or back door?
>>710304240
Im a fem i would know....
Only guys say that type of shit.
XoXo
~Pink
>never had gf
>never dated
>never really talked to women
>I'm not bad looking
>not fat
>kinda skinny but toned
>not the one to ask girls out (never really cared to anyway)
this may help
>18
>senior in HS
any tips ya got?
>>710304240
You sound like a fucking idiot who keeps getting duped.
>>710303282
>be me, grade1-5 public school. School made it incredibly important that we all hung out with the autistic kids. So that we could always help them in life/help them become better at socializing.
>never had a wrangler and wa in normal class therefor I'm not autistic.
>always good friends with them though. I'm a good little anon.
>grades 6-8 more autistic kids, but is tied of actual autos they have anger issues/ learning disabilities. Still great friends with them. My best friend is a social autist.
>high school. Don't have many friends cause I dint want them, fine with ones I have An actual autist hangs out with me cause I treat him alright.
>leave highschool, leave the autism. Life's good.
>go to college first autist kid in my class latched on to me. I'm actually miffed. Out of all the classes I'm out in one with an autist and of course he chooses me as best friend.
Can confirm I am autist a well /b/? Or am leader of autist? Like superman
>>710295025
lose weight
>>710304399
Word!! Lmfao
XoXo
>>710293474
Kind of related, Not a virgin, but I CUM LIKE ONE! wtf is up b? secrets for lasting longer? I feel like ive tried it all.
>>710303307
>>710302801
You sound like the insufferable cunt. You mentioned a bad attitude previously as well. I've never been with a girl that was bothered by a little come, and never had a girl fake it. Got some off hard as hell and got a little excited a time or two and just had the ol round two bullshit honesty. Every time I've been with someone, they've been honest. Sure a couple didn't swallow but never had a bc girl cry about a load they loved being filled with or a condom girl cry about getting a load elsewhere on them.
>>710304394
Ask her out on a date, if she says no there's no interest and you can't do anything unless you drug her or something. If she says yes take her out on the best damn date ever, give her a false sense of romanticism.
>>710294229
Black girls have a distinct smell to them.
>>710295254
This I agree with and it works.
>>710293474
This probably isn't the best place to ask but here goes. I know the girls only care about guys with big dicks thing is a meme but I have never had sex and I think it has to do with my size. I have gotten bjs before and Ive heard from people they mentioned it to that my dick was "thinner than they expected".
From what I can tell it is kind of thin but not extremely. 4.5" girth and about 6" long
My question is, are there girls that are actually fully satisfied with and turned on by guys with my size or will all of them just be kind of okay with it but really want more?
>>710293474
why do fat 'metal/emo' chicks always find me attractive just by seeing me for the first time but hot/average looking chicks only show interest once I've spent enough time with them?
Swear to god, butterface chubbs come to me all the time, clubs, house parties, whatever but decent looking chicks won't even approach me, they only seem to be really into me when I spend weeks around them, usually in my friend group. 2 hot chicks seem to really find me attractive and seem like they wish they didn't have boyfriends. Sometimes I feel like a dick because they are almost flirting with me infront of their bfs which happen to be my close friends
>>710304661
Tip from exp fem. Sweetie.
Some men are just more sensative than others. :×
I personally find it super appealing when i can make a guy cum quick. Of course. Stamina is good to have. Make it some you cum like a beginner say... 5 times?
XoXo
>>710295246
this, seriously
have none of you pathetic niggers every heard of PUA? go watch old RSD instructor videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hvzGt5Ya1k
>>710304724
Didn't someone awhile back make a popular post about how to make girls like you without using normal shit like cologne?
>>710304676
... I don't cry about it, it's just a personal preference and if you actually think no one has faked it with you, you're in denial and just like having your ego petted.
Where do I put my Dick at
>>710305074
at the Girl
>>710304904
You hot /b/ro?
LMFAO
XoXo
>>710304661
Step one: Stop watching porn, fapping to porn, don't even look at porn.
Step 2: Only cum once every four days. Maximum.
Step 3: Hold in your cum as long as possible, no longer than 7 days. Past seven days and you lose the benefits over time.
Step 4: Find girl to fuck
Step 5: Either have her give you a quick bj before sex or jack off an hour or two before you have sex with her. You will last as long as you want and you will be able to get hard again after with ease because you've been conserving your sexual energy.
When you do fap before going to have sex, try to last 10-15 minutes. Practice edging, do kegels, deep breathing during sex (In through the nose, out through the mouth) and just relax and have fun. The more sex you have the easier it is to last long.
Read the book The Multi Orgasmic Man: Sex Secrets every man should know. Google the pdf, it's a short read.
>>710299034
>Do you just sit down next to them unannounced and strike up a conversation?
That's why I love public suburban trains.
>>710305001
Dunno, then again I'm not all girls and somewhat a hopeless romantic. I'm also going by girl talks I've had with friends.
>>710304770
>>710299034
Actually yeah, it sucks making the first move but that's how you do it.
>>710304940
Thanks, its not like i bust and roll over and sleep, i can stay hard and keep going, sometimes giving multiple orgasms, and sometimes having two of my own. Its still i bit frustrating and demoralizing cumming quick.
>>710305386
Dammit. Thanks anyway though. Does anyone else have ideas for me?
>>710305179
no, but apparently I'm funny and easy to get along with
u seem hot wanna sex with me?
>>710305300
Thanks! ill do this, and look that book up. I do hit the porn about once a week. And have sex just about as often. ill cut the porn, and give these a shot. thanks.
>>710305530
Youre welcome hun!
I wouldnt stress it to much. I had an ex like that, i stressed it to him alot that i found it extremely satisfying to feel like i made him cum that quickly. So.. i guess who ever you fuck of you really like her, just make sure if she tries to ressure you you dont sap on yourself to much about it. Cause like i said. Some of us girls are super into it. ;)
XoXo
>>710295134
Fat girl or neckbeard detected.
>>710299509
You're right. I used to have it, and I remember how and possibly why it worked. Back to the hunt then, I guess that could help in itself. Thanks dude.
>>710298215
> 22
>milf
No ur a young whore
>>710305008
My ex faked it enough toward our end. It's pretty obvious when someone is faking it. There is a very distinct difference in passion and after talk before pillow talk. I'm not saying I'm amazing in the sack, because I'm not. I'm either great or bad then good in round two. Can't say I've had someone lie yet as it is very obvious. I've felt the legs shake, and heard the disappointment before round two.
You're just a cunt for lying.
>>710305380
Don't most people just look at their phones now a days though? Also what do you even say to strike up a conversation?
Live the gif btw.
>>710293689
Exercise, and be friends with lots of women around other women that you're friends with eventually one will get jealous enough to stake the claim
>>710305929
Great, thanks!
>>710305974
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>710305931
You tell me?!
XoXo
Alright faggots, ill bite, how do you escalate from friendly tone to more flirty and I wanna bang you tone? Also, how do you start a Tinder conversation? Apparently im an autist and haven't got a single response.
Where do you fuck a girl when you live with your parents? Espically if they are more towards the helicopter type?
>>710306149
4/10, lets see the tits
>>710306234
in the back seat of your car.
>>710305963
And you just talk shit /b/itch. Lmao. Couldnt imagine why you dont get laid.
Ill still /b/ flickin the /b/ean with the man later ;)
XoXo
>>710306160
Bad jokes (pun wise) or a general question or compliment their dog.
>>710306390
Brings back teenage memories
>>710306149
I like how you used the filter to camouflage your nose and didn't include a body shot
>>710306160
With tinder be yourself or drop something random to get a response. Like "did you know it 24700 minutes to travel across the equator but it takes only 0.2 seconds to light this blunt?" Or some shit like that.
With escalation from friendly to flirty you have to drop subtle hints/lines and see how she responds.
Dropping a joke about fucking like rabbits for example. If she just laughs it off or says something like your funny, its probably more friendly. If she responded with something more
like "well then call me thumper" or some shit like that she's getting dat flirty on.
Other than that it's more of a feel. A sort of tension forms a little bit, and she tends to make more eye contact/watch you more.
>>710306149
ayy lmao
>>710306149
I would've chosen a more flattering picture, but u stepped up to plate when called out and I can respect that.
But onto the point, im a pretty good listener, pretty engaging, but im not sure how to make a sexual move. Advice?
>>710304492
Talk to a girl.
Ask her out.
Let her touch your penis.
If she doesn't want to, move on to the next girl.
>>710293611
I fucked a chick the same day i met her (at a party). We were both drunk and first started to make out. Later we both just decided to have sex. And that was that. Probebly took 2 hours or something from not knowing who she was to having my dick inside her.
>>710306771
Snap chat is about a bitch isnt it?
Xo
;)
>>710306873
How do you transition from meeting her to making out?
>>710307017
Alcohol I'd presume
>>710307017
by having confidence and being a suave motherfucker, these you are born with and pussy you will die without
>>710306390
I couldn't imagine that, cars are so fucking small. But sure I guess. Where would be the place to park it then? Not really out in the country.
>>710302532
I hope you die horribly, you piece of shit.
>>710306873
This is not something to be proud of anon. As a general rule to any virgin anon in this thread. If you can bang a bitch in less than a week after meeting here and spending time with significant time with her, then you are not the only one invited to the party. Problem is even if you are just looking to get in and move on you might be taking some of the other party goers favors with you when you leave. I mean you would stick you dick in a hotel toilet would you? Same shit...
>>710306160
>friendly tone to more flirty and I wanna bang you tone
Easy. They give you the signal and you follow the urge, drop something that you caught a clue then respond upon the reaction you get? That might work.
>>710305976
>focused at phone, have earphones
You simply don't strike a conversation.
>what do you even say
Ask a simple everyday question, wait for response. Do NOT cling, do NOT push, do NOT stare.
>>710302763
It's right there between the thighs. You have to spread the lips apart to find it, but it's there. Trust me.
To Any anon out there I pose the following:
to femanons: What excites you most when recieving a kiss from a man
to menanons: What has been the kissing method that has gotten you the most passionate responses
Please be specific about time, forcefulness, hand placement etc.
>>710306873
>>710307017
Just keep the conversation going try not to push it. Honestly. Whenever i talk to girls and end up making out with them. I dont really remember how it happens. It just does. But the alcohol probebly plays å big role
>>710307323
Lmao what a fucking fag
>>710299265
Could you stop with your xoxo shit you Fucking prostitute you sound like a flamboyant transsexual also nobody takes your opinion seriously
>>710307372
What do you mean by that though? Do you just as a question and then stop talking after they answer it and hope they try and continue the conversation?
>>710307358
Im not really proud. But he did ask. Im just telling the truth
>>710306835
Depends.
Eyes set on a specific chick or looking for a random?
Striking up a conversation is the first part, holding it is the idea. Of course.
But depending on personality getting a positive reaction from a sexual move can be tricky. I prefer a straight forward approach, ask and get an answer. But some girls are most reserved. You gotta tease them ive noticed. Play hard to get, like you like her but not sure, ignore her a couple times but not enough that she loses intrest. Let her contact you a few times before you respond. I hate to say it but family guy had it right. You gotta do the 3 days thing. Let her worry you arent intrested anymore for a day or two. If you landed it well enough youre likely to score fairly quick. You can usually tell at this point if she wants it or not.
XoXo
I have bad halitosis, what do?
>>710304904
5s approach you on site because you're 6/10; not ugly enough to be ashamed to be seen with, not hot enough that they'll feel insecure and feel like they have to be on top of their game or you'll leave them for a hotter chick.
Hot chicks are attracted to you after getting to know you becaise you're a 6/10. Ugly enough that they put their guard down because they *believe* they'd never fuck you. But, you obviously have a dope personality (probably a witty and funny dude but not a clown). Bitches love great personalities. They don't lust for a great personality so you'll probably never have a one night stand with a 9 or 10 because theyre looking for alpha when they're on the prowl for dick. BUT, you WILL fuck a good number of hot chicks you meet thru this circle of friends after they get to know you and eventually hang out with them 1 on 1.
You're in a great position anon. Don't fuck it up by banging one of the core group guys girlfriends or exes for at least 6mos. after they've broken up. Fuck your friends' girlfriends' friends they will bring them to you without knowing it eventually.
I'd say Im a solid 6.5 and this is how I managed to get the best pussy in my 20s. Now 30 in a 3yr relationship.
>>710307275
>cars are so fucking small. But sure I guess.
beggers can't be choosers anon. Be happy she wants to fuck you at all, since you don't even have an apartment. Besides that is part of the adventure.
>Where would be the place to park it then? Not really out in the country.
No worries anon. Find a nice quite neighborhood where people park on the street and just park. Try not to park right outside someone's living room window, or anything, but it will be late anyways.
>>710307721
you still clean?
>>710302794
Sounds like you need to join the autism club. You're basically a member already.
>>710307764
Learn to lick assholes?
People will respect someone with a fetish like that
They will not accept poor dental hygine
>>710306798
>"did you know it 24700 minutes to travel across the equator but it takes only 0.2 seconds to light this blunt?"
No, definitely don't say this.
>>710307632
Hey faggot nobody asked for your twat waffling opinions about what i fucking think. im trying to help a /b/rother get laid. Ask not what your /b/rothers can do for you, rather what you can do for your /b/rothers..... /b/itch!
X the motherfuck O!!!!
>>710307502
Neck kisses and breath on the ear always get me, playfulness is a big factor too it's about teasing her. Lip bites are also a common thing that help, rubbing on the thigh, that kind of thing.
>>710307975
May I direct you to:
>>710304565
What's the best way to avoid STDs during the first time. Condoms of course, but I don't want to scare her off with any other shit
Also I guess where can I get/how much does it cost to get an td test done. What do they do for it?
>>710293611
For my first time it took around 6 hours, no hooker
>>710307932
Used a condom. Only had sex without one with my ex.
>>710293474
Of the two chicks I think (think being the keyword) were interested in me, both were total skanks. One was a cheerleader who was basic as it gets. Why skanks?
>>710304425
There's a special harness for this, but they won't sell it to virgins. You'll get one as soon as you bump a cervix with your pee pee.
>>710307746
Im getting pretty good at holding conversation, but changing the tone from friendly to flirtatious is where im a bit lost.
I don't like these retarded games, and any self dignified man wouldn't go through this. A wise man once said "Girls have no idea what they want." and I must say I agree after reading your response.
>>710293611
3 dates or less, if she hasn't put out (more cleary not reciprocating or defusing your subtle advances) by then cut her loose.
>>710307715
Judt keep asking questions man and share your opinion on the topic
>>710308151
Lol my thoughts exactly. But everything else he said was solid.
>>710307824
sweet! thanks for that man, gives me hope since you've been spot on on this! things are looking up for me recently
>>710308151
If you don't think that the coolest shit ever, you can get out of my face faggot.
>>710308238
Having a "feminine" penis does not make you an actual woman you mentally ill bastard.
>>710308635
Yeah but then how do you know if you being to pushy etc?
>>710305929
Can confirm. When I was just sport fucking, I had killer stamina and impeccable recovery time; Bust, Go down on her for 3 minutes. Diamonds again. Rinse and repeat.
Same 6.5 anon in 3yr relationship. I love the girl. Now I bust quick and it takes a lot outta me. She digs it tho. Relationship girls want to make you cum just as badly as you want to make them cum.
>>710304861
If it's not a soup can, you'll never find a lasting relationship.That's the real reason women get an episiotomy during childbirth. They love having their taint split.
23, only ever had 3 GFs, 2 of them long distance.
the one legit one lasted a week.
All 3 of them cheated on me.
One of the long distance ones lasted all through Highschool,. so all the time I should have been spending trying to get a real girl, was wasted.
Im now at the point where I can't even talk to women with the intent of trying to get a date.
Ive been single for roughly 4 years now.
but Ive got a MILF I work with who is very obviously trying to get me to fuck her, and she knows Im a virgin.
Im trying to decide if I should go for it just to get that awkwardness out of the way when I finally meet a girl a like, so I dont have to tell her Im a fucking virgin.
>>710308573
Right indeed. Most dont.
If you dont want to deal with mind games.. idk what to tell you. Most chicks are not as straight forward or caring as they probably should be to find an appropriate mate i guess you could say. But then again, im not most females, and i tend to avoid female contact as they act like most of the /b/ tards found on this page.
Translating between just met and flirtacious. Im not sure. Youve probably read my previous posts, im straight forward, and most take that as a slut when it comes from and open minded female who just says it like it is. So usually people think im always flirtatious and i dont understand that logic so im not really sure where the boarder lies between flirting and conversation.
XoX the mother fuck O
For the crybaby who complained about my tag.
That is all.
Very simple: Ask open ended questions about her, then nod your head and smile as if you're paying attention to whatever the hell she is saying. Eye contact and confidence are very important here. Every now and then try to say something witty and make her laugh.
Eventually she will believe you actually care about her as a human being and will open her legs up to you.
That's really all there is to it
>>710309090
Something about making my man cum just makes me want to do it more and more and more. Its a mental get off for women like myself i think.
X the fuck O
Cause we like it dirty ;)
How can I pick up girls if I don't drink? Most people find it weird/a turn off appeantly when I'm at the bar.
>>710309425
>>710309702
>XoX the mother fuck O
>X the fuck O
The fuck is this cancer?
>>710310025
Yes indeed sir. Yes indeed.
>>710309425
>Be 23 year old dateless kissless virgin
>Former fatass
>Asocial all throughout life
>Few years ago decided enough's enough
>Got gym memership
>Taught self how to lift with proper form through internet, among other important things
>Couple years go by
>Lean and ripped AF.jpeg
>6'1" master race
>High testosterone alpha male genetics
>Still dateless kissless virgin
>One day a cute 8/10 I used to go to high school with was at the gym, she works there.
>Always giving me that "come talk to me look"
>Ignore because that's just how I am
>One day she's waiting in the men's locker room (against the rules for them)
>Says she needs help with something in the bathroom
>I say I would but I have to be somewhere and I'm in a hurry
>Walk away as if I am in a hurry when I actually have nowhere to be
>MFW I could one day just wake up and decide to go full chad and have an easier time getting bitches than all of you normies that actually try as hard as possible and still barely manage to hook up with average girls
>Confidence sky high
>Don't know what I'm waiting for, I guess I like being a good looking virgin because if I let that go I become more or less uninteresting because I have no personality/charisma
>All in all it feelsgoodman.jpg
>Stay mad normies
>>710310025
I'm almost certain she's either 15 or autistic
>>710307581
Say that to my face, motherfucker. Not a fag. Not a fag. You're the fag.
>>710310238
Damn... chicks suck.
Or at least. In the virgins cases here...
They dont.
>>710310238
Also I'd like to add that almost every girl I've told I'm a virgin seemed to only want me more after that.
>Bitches want guys with experience if you're a virgin past 20 you're fucked
I lol at that shit
>>710307358
Poor, generalized statement.
Virgin anons, understand that this guy isn't wrong-you are not the only guy invited to the party. What is important to understand is that you should not try and girlfriend a chick you bang on the first night. But, if you're just trying to achieve non-virgin status it's OK.
Get out there and have sex. Have as much (safe) sex as you can. Sex is fun. When you get it, you'll understand and wish you had more.
It's like a rubik's cube. Once you unlock the pattern it's like, "Ohhhh, I get it now!" Then you just work on finishing the puzzle quicker each time.
>>710310574
I tried to tell them that but no one cares about anon fem posts ;)
>>710310304
I will, you live in Florida?
How does it feel to know I have sex with more women in a week than any of you virgins in this thread will in your lifetime?
>>710310717
Probably because no one actually believes you're a femanon until you post picture proof and not a moment sooner.
Is there any way to pull a black girl who's super fucking ghetto? She's not really a nigger, just acts ghetto. She's pretty kind actually, and we're good friends. She's hot as hell, so I'm trying to get into her pants. Ideas?
>>710308573
They're not mind-fucking you because they're evil. They're doing it unconsciously because we're all apes and they're testing you to find out if you're the right mix of alpha/beta to hook up with. Take away society and intelligence and culture and think of yourself as an ape. You need to be brimming with the confidence of a thousand suns and KNOW that you're better than all of the other apes in the room and KNOW that she is going to go home with you.
>>710310944
How many aren't related to you?
Your third cousins don't count either
>>710310944
I could beat the fuck out of you, so even though that's probably true I'll take comfort in knowing that I could humiliate you in front of your girl if we were in that situation.
> >>710310238
>>710309119
Of course you should. Why the fuck wouldn't you?
If a girl wants to fuck and takes you to a room whats the first thing you do when you get in the room give me step by step cuz i dont want it to get akward like ,what do i do
How do you approach shy/silent girls? How do you hook up with them?
>>710297642
im in the same boat lmao good luck buddy
>>710311028
Not the same fem anon but yeah, it kinda sucks tbh. I'm a modest and honest as I can be about a question and everyone second guesses it lmao
>>710311220
Jealous virgin detected, lol
>>710311351
Kiss for a bit, and slowly take each other's clothes off. If she won't do that, just take clothes off immediately after the door is closed and start fucking.
>>710311226
No you couldnt because youre a fat kissless virgin.
>>710310304
Of course not. I said I'm not a fag. I don't live in that penis-shaped state.
>>710311326
Because of the mentality this anon points out. >>710310574
I would totally believe it because thats part of the reason the MILF is into me.
>>710311403
Sometimes, all you have to do is go up and talk to them. It may take a bit of them being silent or just a few words before they get comfortable enough with you to talk.
That's how it is for me, at least.
>>710310763
Hahaha. Fag. You live in a state shaped like a dick. Enjoy your faggotry, cuck!
Gibbe da succ
>>710311081
Be black.
>>710304949
THIS. I Slayed so much pussy when i got over the OMG WHEN DO I TOUGH THEM barrier. Get good at kino and reading body language and you will get pussy so easily
>>710309119
Let that man-maker take your virginity. Do it for you and her. She takes home a trophy and you never have to tell the next chick you may be serious about you're a virgin.The idea of fucking a virgin while in my 20s was not something I wanted to be doing. Too much of a possibility that they'd get clingy. She knows what she's getting into and she's seeking it.
In fact, you should practice your game on her as much as you can. Older women can teach you a thing or two. She'll probably be patient and (with some hope) develop a teacher-pupil relationship until you're ready to unleash your newfound skills on some chick your own age. Just make sure she just wants to fuck you and not help take care of her kid. You'll know for sure if her kid is older than 10.
>>710311677
Then I can't say it to your face you fucking dumbass. And what kind of dick has a large part growing out the side?
>>710293474
How many holes do women have down there? Including anus I really don't know if it's 2 or 3, I've tried watching porn closely but that didn't help.
>>710311709
So? Fuck her. Then keep telling people you're a virgin.
>>710312079
They have 4, virgin.
>>710310577
>a chick you bang on the first night. But, if you're just trying to achieve non-virgin status it's OK.
if you want a side of AIDS with that then yes...it is fine.
My point is, if the bitch is easy then she probably has something.
>>710311351
One thing that never fails when the door is locked show her a couple of good memes from your phone and explain the origin of each one she will laugh and next thing you know you are getting married.
>>710311677
Yours, you cancerous AIDS fag.
>>710299034
Don't listen to other people on here.
Here's what you do.
>Go up to her, tap her shoulder if she's distracted, ideally catch her while she's walking.
>"Hey, I think you're cute, can I get your number?"
If you're reasonably good looking, you're likely to get her digits, and go on a date.
>>710311597
Ok thanks cuz this chick i was with seemed like she wasn't down to kiss just in it for the dick
>>710312079
Please just look up some anatomy figures. That's just sad if true.
>>710312240
>if you want a side of AIDS with that then yes...it is fine.
virgin detected
>>710311649
>Six foot one
>170 pounds lean muscular
>Joined a boxing gym about 6 months ago, I've had one match in the ring so far, and I won it.
>Never lost a fight, and I got into 5 fights in my life, one was with a nigger name Devonte and he was far bigger than me at the time
>But you'd kick my ass because you get laid
Alright Chad, whatever you say.
>>710312039
Yours, you AIDS-riddled cancerfag. LMAO. Or maybe you just have callouses from fucking cubano sandwiches. I don't know how your kind do it.
>>710309702
Of course it is. It's the payoff for a job well done!
And you absolutely have it right that you all like it dirty. That's the best part of a relationship. You can do things to each other that most won't during the first fuck session. I've never had a girl let me stick more than my finger in her butt the first night, but every girlfriend (eventually) let me cum in their ass.
>>710312483
Fight me IRL virgin boy
>>710312371
No problem /b/ro
