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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710261936
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shiro claimed.
>>710272811
Why do whites in the US got no pride and allow rice niggers to surpass them?
>>710273070
No one would probably care T_T.
>>710273151
Oops, forgot.
>>710272974
I tend to be private with stuff like that, sorry.
Why do you ask?
Here
>>710272910
Oh okay. So in the US, we use GPA, or grade point average. this can range anywhere from 0.0-4.0.
An A counts as a 4, a B is a 3, a C is a 2, a D is a 1, and an F is 0. The way it works (at least in university) is you add up your grades in your courses and divide it by the number courses you're taking.
So if you have an A, 2 B's, and a C, you would add 4+3+3+2 then divide it by 4. Your GPA is a 3.0.
What does this mean? that means you have a B average in your courses. You can only have a 4.0 if you have all A's in your courses.
>>710272579
Where I'm from they call it "A log in the clog"
>>710273552
No need to apologize. Taiga was only being friendly, that's all~
>Taiga claimed
カラミチーマス
>>710273302
Rory is developing. So Id say a quarter, at most. Given her physical age is 13.
Mynui.
>>710273151
(Basically yes. It just happened on it's own and I'm confident she's actually Nui for a few reasons.)
>>710273634
This system appears to make sense and is quite similar to the German way, but it surprises me that a GPA of 4.0 is achievable, 3.5 is expected and 2.9 is somewhat low.
>>710274238
Not on the clock anymore, I see...
Well, should I call her a calf then?
>>710273168
sage
>>710272974
Hello
>>710273168
:D
>>710274446
Thats probably a safe assumption.
![Syndra [386].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e22zfoR.jpg "Syndra [386].jpg")
>>710274652
>>710274446
A 2.9 is like mostly B's with a C or two.
>>710273782
Ah, i understand, you seem like a very fun guy.
>>710274343
(While i may not believe your Nui to be the real one i can respect that, sounds very nice and your days must be quite wonderful.)
>>710274771
But she's not really a calf either. More like teenage cattle. That would also explain the goth phase.
>>710274865
And so it would seem, but the way you said it made it seems like you weren't proud of that achievement. Hence my confusion.
>>710274813
>>710275299
>>710274652
What's up in your part of Canada?
>>710275231
Aw, thank you! You sure seems like it too!~
>>710275299
Hello there, Kyouko!
>>710275271
I'm not, I can do much better. I'm just kinda lazy lol
>>710275271
The goth phase is forced on her, as its her official dress as a disciple of Emloy. Its not like she has a dark and brooding personality either, its normally the opposite.
>>710275495
Hey there.
>>710275369
>>710275495
Nothing at all
>>710275772
>>710275635
You're throwing your life away lol.
>>710275715
So she's more like emo/scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUYPIuMuNZs
>>710275495
Well thank you as well!
So are you up to anything right now?
>>710275495
>>710276310
forgot pic
>>710275635
Yuuki's lazy? No waaaaay~
>>710275772
How are you?~
>>710275986
Welp, that sure is sad! How was school? Pretty sure I already know the answer, though.~
>>710276310
Not really, just being on thread. You?~
>>710276165
No. If she could dress normally, Im sure she would choose to be normal. Unfortunately her god requires either her weapon or her attire to be relating to him.
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>710275369
>>710276525
I'm good, what about you?
>>710276555
Nice trips.
So her god is an emo? Also he's an asshole for letting little girls to the fighting. Jerk.
Nagisa claimed<3
>>710275231
(wonderful is right, I'm heading home to her so done posting for tonight)
>>710276165
That's why I'm trying to fix it!
>>710276525
FITE ME TAIGA
>>710273302
Yes they would :c
>>710276525
It was okay
>>710276583
>>710276178
https://youtu.be/61TQB3DFGH0
>>710276695
Given he is essentially Khorne with less bloodthirst, I would say yes to the first, and he normally just gets by on the violence in the world. Rory must have just shown an amazing amount of willingness to euther die or not die when she was turned into an apostle.
>>710276525
Just eating dinner and listening to music for the moment.
>>710276866
(Alrighty then, good day to you then!)
>>710274813
You were in that discord server this afternoon, right?
>>710276695
The original value was equivalent to ten dice, so if you increase or decrease it by one - the age would increase or decrease by a tenth.
(...)She[Shiro] would possess sixteen dice.(17,6 years old)
(...)
Shiro tilted her neck, gave a smile, and suddenly let her hands slip on her breasts,
.....Flat. Flat, flat, flat, flat...
Auszug aus NGNL Volume 7, Ch 2
>>710277322
Shoot, gotta stop forgetting that.
![Syndra [94].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k5FUpZ2.jpg "Syndra [94].jpg")
>>710277247
>>710277376
Yes
>>710276634
I'm pretty good too! What were you up too? If I can ask~
>>710276890
Bring it on~
>>710277247
School suck so much, I hate it~
>>710277322
What are you listening to?
>>710277376
What's up Togame, bby!
>>710276890
And you do so by spending hours claiming your waifu on some image board?
Not that I'm judging.
>>710276956
You only say that because you have friendship and magic and shit.
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>>710277289
Is that god in the picture?
He looks like an attack helicopter, but I'm not one to judge people on their sexuality.
>>710277389 (Du?)
Bester Mensch den es je nicht gab.
Heil Shiro.
>>710277532
I like school
>>710277510
>>710277510
Yeah, the one that's filled with obnoxious retards
>>710277532
Watching anime, drinking tea, posting here I guess.
How're you Taiga sweetie?
>>710277532
Of course you can.
I'm playing Skyrim and watching twitch streams, what about you?
>>710277532
This at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq3eRXmboC4
>>710277633 (fast) (vergessen)
She had been betrayed - by the future.
She had been betrayed - by the world.
A selfish and georgeous body ... breasts filled with dreams -- she would never become like that ...
While Shiro's consciousness fell, as she gave up on everything---
Ich glaube der Author ist da anderer Meinung
>>710278075
>Yeah, the one that's filled with obnoxious retards
That describes all of them.
>>710277698
How can you like that atrocious thing?~
>>710278075
I'm feeling great, a little bored, but I'm fine~
>>710278243
You bought the special edition? And I bought the first Deadrising that was on sale on the PS Store, it makes me feel so nostalgic!
>>710278287
I never really got into Medal Of Honor, should I feel ashame over it?
>>710278422
Der Kontrast zwischen geschriebenem Text und gemeintem Inhalt verstärkt die Wirkung.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>710277698
>>710278075
It is /b/ - the discord
>>710278815
Because I do
>>710278906
>>710278815
Ah, I got it for free since I already had the other one with all DLCs.
>First Dead Rising
Nice, it's a pretty fun game, I think I still have mine for X360.
>>710278866
"Nii......who's been storing it up......will violate......Shiro....."
(...)
"......Being rough......to Shiro.....like in a, erotic doujin...."
>>710278815
That's good! I'm glad you're fine.
>>710278779
That one in particular is just utterly awful
>>710278906
Yeah, I don't know why I even joined in the first place.
Oh wait one of them shilled it on /b/, probably the admin if I had to guess
>>710278815
Nah, Frontline and Airborne were amazing though.
However i'm not sure how well those games have aged as it as been at least 10 years since i played one.
What's this talk of Dead Rising?
>>710279464
Es gibt viel zu viele Punkte in diesem Text. Einer hätte gereicht, höchstens aber drei, also wieso gleich so übertreiben?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug1cF9_CGdE
>>710278972
Wow, that is pretty cool! How much of a change is there in the game?
>>710278965
Should I pray for you?
>>710279652
Oh, I just bought the first one, currently playing it right now.
>>710279628
Thank you~
>>710277633
It could be God. I dont know. Im not about to ask.
>>710279833
Oh, so first time into the series? it's amazing isn't it?
>>710279656
Ich hab den nicht geschrieben, soll wohl die Pausen in ihrer Sprache simulieren, sind im "original" sogar mehr
>>710280004
>>710279656
>>710280113
Shiro! how are you?
>>710279833
Not that much.
It's all stuff you could've done before with mods, so I guess only console players get something new in the end.
>>710280244
Oh, I'm doing pretty good! Just got back from school, playing vidya and being tired. How about you?
>>710280551
>>710280004
Nah, I already played it, when I was younger. Had to buy it when I saw it on sale.
>>710280463
Welp, that sure is sad for pc player. At least, you had it for free.
>>710280732
Wow. Rude.
>>710280551
i remember you
>>710279859
I just checked out Rory. 962 years. She's literally the oldest, toughest cow around. Even if she looks like she was only 28% through the
transition from calf to cow, that age is making her like literally 9 cow.
>>710280113
Gott zum Gruße, Weiß!
>>710280098
Das dachte ich mir, aber übertrieben ist es trotzdem.
Man stellt doch genauso gut eine Pause dar, indem man mitten im Satz. Einen einzelnen. Punkt. Benutzt.
>>710280551
>>710280732
Wew lad.
>>710280819
>>710280954
Age is meaningless if you can become a god in 38 years. Then you choose how you look on a whim.
>>710280819
Looks like the lewd fairy is hanging around.
>>710281113
Is it the same principle as becoming a wizard in 30 years?
>>710281113
Sure looks like it, huh?
Wish he had better quality stuff and less niggers.
Bestiality is fucking gross.
>>710280924
Sadly i don't remember you.
>>710280795
Yep yep.
Cute pic.
![Syndra [361].png](https://i.imgur.com/Qdn4ujX.png "Syndra [361].png")
>>710278965
>>710280551
>>710281113
>>710280954
Don't call me a weeb.
>>710279833
I mean, you can do whatever you would like
>>710280551
Hello cute
>>710281469
>>710281294
I was in that weird music streaming thing with karen and shiki for a very short while
>>710281469
>>710281539
Hello, Alice~
>>710281638
Ahh, i see. You're that guy.
>>710281469
>>710280494
Ah, that sounds nice.
Same here, just a bit tired and listening to music.
>>710280795
Ah, can't blame you, it's really amazing.
>>710281390
>>710281763
All these lewds but you can't post good quality stuff.
>>710281742
You sound enthused
>>710281917
Not to mention he is basically a furry cuck.
>>710281517
I called you a shiro. The word you're looking for is "Lustknabe" or "Lauch".
>>710281228
>>710281390
Well, thank you! I should say the same about that cutiepie you got there~
>>710281539
Alice? Tout va bien? Tu me sembles un peu froid, pour être franc...
>>710281897
Yup, it is!
>>710281914
How about you fuck off with that nasty pic of yours?
>>710281517
>>710281508
as much as i hate the dicks i love rorys face
![Syndra [30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvkI2z6.jpg "Syndra [30].jpg")
>>710281539
>>710281742
Hows are you?
>>710282232
Miho claimed
>>710282232
Thank you thank you.
I can say the same.
>>710282502
is nothing sacred?
>>710282621
Please do not forget where you are.
The more sacred something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
>>710281988
I only have vague memories of you so i can't really say anything like: "Oh yeah, you're were that guy. We had so much fun in there!" etc. etc.
But i guess it's good to see you nonetheless~
>>710282311
Right now? Decent
Earlier i was very tired. It was hard to stay awake. I should've gone to sleep sooner yesterday night.
How was your day?
>>710282571
Don't make me blush~
>>710282700
He doesn't corrupt the waifu, just her image but nobody all of these are so terrible you can't really tell.
>>710282526
>>710281638
>>710282706
Hello cute.
>>710282929
No, you can easily tell which waifu he is posting. But I do agree that the quality of images he is posting is sub par.
>>710283078
Not even a good one try harder.
>>710281897
>>710283166
>>710282706
I know, I know, plus I don't really leave an impression on most people as it is.
>>710283228
Not even Miho
>>710283166
>>710283333
O_O
>>710283102
How vulgar
>>710283333
>>710282232
Who's your favorite boss in it so far?
>>710283168
Isn't once enough for you? what do you wish to achieve by doing this anyhow? not like you'll get anything nice that will last.
>>710283333
Quads of truth! This waifu has been tainted by nigger dick!
>>710283333
Try harder
>>710283398
Literally the worst loli vampire ever.
>>710282885
It's true though.
>>710281742
How are you?
>>710282232
Do I?
>>710282311
>>710281228
Not really. She actually has almost as much power as she will.
>>710281244
Eh. Plebs will be plebs.
>>710281508
Seen it. You bore me sometimes.
>>710283398
>>710283448
You really want me to post pictures of niggers fucking your waifu don't you?
>>710283665
True, they will. If only they put just an ounce of effort they could raise their status and escape the life of a pleb.
But they don't, so they won't.
>>710283665
That's because she learnt for another 8 years.
Still, she's essentially an old hag cosplaying as a teenager in emo clothing.
>>710283804
Well you're gonna do it anyway, they might as well go about business as usual.
>>710283448
>>710284110
>green hair
cucked twice
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>710282706
Also tired. Wanted to take a nap earlier, but that didnt happen. Might go to sleep soon, who knows.
Doing anything fun?
>>710283647
>>710282132
Ah. How're you?
Will always have a soft spot for Koume Shirasaka.
<3
Claimed.
>>710284110
>those censor bars
Why even bother?
Who is that commie cutie?
>>710283103
Hello, Miho~
>>710283314
Yeah.. Anyways, how are you?
>>710283647
Quite tired but otherwise good. I feel relaxed now because of Sauna.
>>710284287
Not really. Does browsing the thread count?
>>710284297
Pretty good, how are you?
>>710284314
I got a hard spot for her.
>>710284330
So it's save for children to watch.
>>710283899
Sad to see people enjoying mediocrity
>>710284012
If tjats how you wanna see it, Ill not change your mind.
It is a fine cosplay though.
>>710284771
WE WUZ KINGS
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>710284590
Maybe?
>>710283470
I don't really remember all of them, but the cannibals was dope.
>>710283554
T-thank you >///<
>>710283647
Yes...Did I do something?
>>710284590
I see you around but we haven't talked. How are you doing?
>>710284769
Censorship laws are kinda weird all over the world.
We have video games that show brutal, graphic deaths that get a T rating, but you can't show a female nipple or it gets an AO or M rating.
We have TV shows that do the same thing. Brutal, graphic deaths but you can't say "Fuck."
And Japan has some of the weirdest!
>I can clearly tell that that is the cervix of a woman, and that is her clitoris. Don't let me know that!
>>710284771
We wuz kings
>>710284287
>>710284590
Sauna? I'm not sure what that means
>>710284988
Not that I'm aware of. Did you?
>>710284314
>>710284801
It's a sad reality. When people get comfortable with mediocrity, the world suffers.
>>710284590
I'm just kind of meh, right now, just watching some anime
>>710284769
>hard spot
Wew.
I'm doing pretty good myself. Playing some vidya and kicking back.
>>710284988
Oddly that's one of the few i can't remember.
Mine was the shop keeper
>>710284883 (cute)
>>710285023
Im tired, but otherwise pretty decent.
Nothing more really. What about you?
>>710285137
Google it.
>>710285189
I see. Hope you'll have a good time~
>>710285494
Are you talking about like, the sauna they would have at a spa?
![Syndra [359].png](https://i.imgur.com/BSRDqIv.png "Syndra [359].png")
>>710285137
>>710285309 (no pic cute)
>>710284988
You're welcome.
>>710285494
Im doing ok. Mostly just sitting around bored.
>>710285570
Pretty much but this wasn't at a spa. We have a sauna in our house.
>>710285646
I see. Hopefully you'll find something nice to do~
>>710285144
lewd dude me next?
>>710285850
I spy with my little eye, a fucking cuck.
>>710285611
>>710285847
I'm jealous of this
>>710285847
That would be nice but im waiting on a pizza.
>Plays with ears
>>710285137
Welp, pretty sure I didn't~
>>710285282
And here's the one that I can't remember.
>>710285628
Such a pocky addiction~
>>710285897
i just like exposing her. not like you would have a shot with her so i dont mind
and besides i do the same thing he does so a little role switch could be fun
