When's the last time you had sex?
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When's the last time you had sex?
Friday Night
does my hand count? 2 minutes ago
Friday at 3 pm.
Married , so last night
2 years
>>710269779
September 1st. Fiance and I broke up September 2nd.
>>710269779
Friday
Yesterday - finished inside. Doggy style.
Saturday
>>710270748
That bad huh?
>>710269779
working abroad. the last time was around 8th of October before my asian fucktoy here was sent back to her country
June (dont know the day) 2013
>>710269779
4 years
>>710271068
ha.
no it was pretty fucking good honestly. i miss the shit out of her, but we also had the most amazing sex life and fuck if going from habing great sex 5 days a week for 7 years to nothing isn't hard.
>>710270748
u probably didnt good job.
>>710271301
more
>>710271301
Cool story bro. Pic/webm not related
>>710271301
uumm
more
>>710271114
fuck off with that spambot bullshit
>>710269779
2 week's
>>710271358
sorry man I'm assuming she broke it off then
janury... with a hore
>>710269779
This is an interesting question, for me at least.
Sunday night I got a call from one of my ex's asking if I wanted to fuck. Usually I'd be wary of falling into her traps, but it had been about a month since my last fuck, so obviously I was at her house within 25 minutes.
I'm getting undressed, down to my boxers, when catastrophe strikes- my phone rings, its my dad. I'd have ignored it at any other time, but this night was also the night my grandmother was brought to the hospital(she's been having heart problems). For whatever reason, I answered the phone. He was updating me that he had just reached the hospital, and promised to update me again.
After hanging up, I finished getting undressed. Talking about my dying grandmother did a number on my member, so we made out for a couple moments before actually beginning to fuck.
Then, when I'm mid-thrust, the phone rings again. This time I ignored it, but my dad would not tolerate my silence. A cascade of phone calls rips through the now silent bedroom(which was kinda amusing because of my ringtone) until I was forced to answer.
Turns out her heart was worse than anticipated(the term was afib iirc), and the entire mood had been ruined twice now. My ex told me to just go, and to call her back.
I went home, took a shower, masturbated, and turned my phone off.
So if that counts as sex, then Sunday. If not, sometime in late September.
>>710270253
just if have think about your mom and dad so when yes u got sex
A week ago with an escort
I have never had sex. Last gf was 7 years ago. Now I don't care at all
>>710269779
1:30am on nov 1st
It's also when I lost my virginity ;^()
>>710272456
yep, thanks
>>710271301
is that a monty python reference?
>>710269779
2 nights ago.
Was my first time at 24, Finally not going to be a god damn wizard. She also called me the next day to come hangout tomorrow after work. yessssss
>>710272978
same just got dumped out of a 5 year relationship.. thought i was gonna marry her
shit sucks man
2 weeks ago
>>710273150
>710273150
Why she dump you?
>>710272683
if you were gonna turn your phone off anyway why not just turn it off during sex?
>>710273338
I've asked myself that every time I recall it. The only answer I could give is that I just didn't think to shut it off, probably because I was in a hurry to get laid.
>>710273310
emotional intimacy problems stemming from earlier trauma before me.. she's finally been going through therapy for it and it finally came to a head where she felt she couldn't be in a relationship and needed to deal with it
>>710269779
Summer 2015
Wife has complications from uterine cancer preventing her from being able to currently have sex. Went to doc and she's slowly getting better. Shouldn't be too much longer now.
Oh god the nut Imma bust. And she loves the splash of me cumming inside her so I hope she's ready for the flood.
>>710269779
I have a gf, so regularly. Last night to be correct.
>>710269779
6 years ago, pls dont laugh
>>710273643
If uve been lasted for a year ur balls are probably like tennis balls now.
>>710274060
/b/ro you have no idea
>>710274434
How long uve been filling them up for?
>>710269779
Yesterday. I fuck my GF. A few times a week and have a couple side pieces. Life is short. Fuck pussy.
>>710269779
two days.
Fucking hell thats a long time :/
/marriage has given me new standards :D
>>710274543
A few weeks. I have a pretty healthy libido so I jerk it every once in a while. For a while it was like two or three times a day.
>>710274854
But I realized that maybe I was overdoing it and backed off a bit. When we finally can have sex again I want to make sure there's plenty for her
>>710274853
>:/
>:D
This board is 18+ lil buddy.
Go back to cartoonnetwork.com and take your fantasies with you.
never
>>710269779
August 2013
>>710272683
>Talking about my dying grandmother did a number on my member
Keking hard
Got laid in the summer of 2012, was 14 back then.
Now 19, pretty sad and unable to get laid, even though I'm smart, hot and have a great body. I'm good at social situations and have many good friends.
My sex drive non-existent, unable to score pussy. Never been in a relationship either.
What do I do b?
1 Week ago with my newest reg, she's thick. had a facial pic but deleted it cause friend used phone
>>710275036
I wish I could go that long. Anfter like 4 days I get strange feeling in my stomach (no kidding) and I feel the preasure in my balls. Its like they say to me "empty us".
>>710275629
>Stark reminder of mortality ensues.
>>710269779
june 2nd or 3rd. I didn't like hooking up, gonna get myself a bf/gf instead.
>>710275975
Storytime!
March
Feels batman
>>710275789
just talk to some bitches at bars, preferably near universities
Bout 5 minutes ago with the gf, now im browsing /b/ while she tries to push my jizz out of her.
>>710269779
Around 3 or so hours ago?
just right now...
with your ugly mother...
24 hours...
2009
1 day and 30 minutes exact
Never.
Last night
>>710275789
dont worry faggot, bitches mean nothing
focus on your life and dreams, bitches aint shit
bitches will come soon enough faggot
>>710276148
I had to start taking an antidepressant for an issue unrelated to depression. It kinda does a number on your desire; and ability to cum
Saturday at a halloween party
Last night, my gf. She's amazing in bed.
On the downside i've got diarrhea today because i licked her butthole in the heat of the moment, without her cleaning it beforehand as usually. It was worth it though
2 months ago.
It was with my gf, it's a long distance relationship
>>710269779
About 2 months ago. Haven't seen her since.
Never
If dreams count, about a year ago?
I've had sex a grand total of twice, the most recent was 8 years ago.
I never understood the obsession with sex, its just 5 minutes of sticking your cock in a hole looser than your hand. Blowjobs are cool, but it's difficult to find women that don't want to have sex, ironically.
I guess I'm just not a sexual person, or maybe I'm autistic. The world may never know.
Saturday night, guy on Grinder messages me, chat, end up fucking him bent over his car in the driveway of his house.
>>710278611
You just haven't had sex with someone who knows what they are doing most likely.
This morning at about 7am
>>710278730
Maybe you're right, the first time we were both virgins, the second time was a chick I met at a party, who was thoroughly shitfaced.
Still, I feel like there'd be something enjoyable about it, there has to be.
>>710279076
Find a real sex loving slut and give it a chance.
>>710269779
Haven't felt a pussy the past 22 years. Also I happen to be 22 yars old.
In my previous life (and even there, I'm not too sure)
>>710277700
Yeah right! Thats a camwhore posted here before... jasminxoxo or something like that
>>710279610
Holy fuck those nips
>>710269779
Sunday. It's been a busy week so far, haven't had time tbqh
30 mins ago
Seven years, I'm 27. Basically feel like a virgin again
>>710269779
Last friday. Gf coming tomorrow. Going to blast whole load to her mouth.
This morning
>>710273643
She doesn't blow you?
Jesus.
This morning
>>710279739
Yeah real salami nipples
>>710280194
Same girl
>>710277783
I'm on 20mg of prosac. My sex drive came back harder than ever after s month.
This morning. (Central European Time)
>>710280235
If honestly marry her and impregante her just for a few years of milk filled tits
Not yet
My gf doesn't want anything sexual yet but fuckk I want to
Yesterday. Roommate not happy. Thin walls, screamer. C'est la vie
A month ago with this sloot.
>>710270604
that doesnt make sense.
>>710280444
How old?
That's not normal
>>710280385
Yeah i know! Too bad she quit camwhoring. I only have a few pics of her
>>710269779
2 months and a half ago, it was also my first time.
2 nights ago
>>710280549
>That doesn't make sense
Do you understand marriage?
6 years ago
>>710269779
4 hours ago....
I seriously hate how much this bitch wants sex.
Dating someone almost a decade younger gets fucking annoying.
Haven't had sex yet.
>>710281046
I'm living with a girl 13 years younger than me and i'm loving it!
>>710278611
I see this experience on /b/ fairly often, or perhaps it's just you reposting it.
I'm not claiming to be a sex god, but it's extremely difficult to understand how people could be so apathetic towards it. You said you like blowjobs, and mentioned that masturbation is tighter than a vagina. Are you sexually attracted to anything, or is it just purely pleasure oriented?
October 8th. Even with a GF, sex can be few and far between.
couple months ago. fucked a big fat chick and ate that pussssss
>>710281456
are you close with her friends?
>>710269779
I'm similar. Last time I had sex was 6 ago.
If I have the opportunity, I'll do it, but the effort required to go out and find someone to have sex with isn't worth it.
>>710281754
We have no friends
>>710281301
Me too. chicks dig older dudes. I mean 26 isn't that old, but whatever I get in that ass
>>710281828
Wtf! Are you gay
>>710269779
>When's the last time you had sex?
Almost 28
Never.
>>710281963
she prob does and she's eyein' one up.
>>710281828
This, is worthless to spend time with a whore with 0 interests like the average Western woman just to fuck, right hand or even a hooker is better than that.
>>710282031
I'm 37 and she's 24. We've been together 4 years now.
>>710282219
And somehow it just works.
This thread is an example of how the government knows people will voluntarily give up personal information if asked in a nice manner.
The fact that you all answered is simply contributing to the eventual totalitarianism globalist state forming and basically ending all of humanity.
This is the true purpose of 4chan. The fact that I am here is contributing slightly, but I must be here to warn you all.
Stop before it is too late. Don't go on 4chan anymore. It is for your own sake.
Don't let the social marxist agenda take over!
>>710282143
she's afraid to have sex since we broke the condom. that. one. time.
It's not that we don't. but much like many anon, she doesn't value sex as a significant part of day to day life. we have differing opinions on this.
I have never had sex.
>>710281396
If you're asking if I like women, then yes. Probably not in the same way you do. I'll watch porn and fap like anyone else, but outside my computer room there's almost no attraction to anyone.
21 yo.. 5 years ago :(
>>710282580
Worse than being single to me.
Ask yourself anons, why do I want a woman? Why do I want someone that will nag me, complain about everything I do and like, limit my time away from them because they're insecure, have the chance to cheat on me when I'm away because it's in their nature to be hedonistic whores, bleed from an open wound and become moody every month, have the chance to pop out a useless soul sucking creature you have to now support or she will file for divorce, take half your shit and leave you with nothing but child support payments. If this still sounds like the pussy is worth it, more power to you.
Otherwise, always remember this:
>disregard females; acquire currency.
>>710280808
He's meming you, ya dip.
Le sex stops at marriage xd
>>710282910
i also feel that way sometimes too
>>710283025
Damn! You've really have met intresting women...
My gf doesnt limit me. Loves sex. Watches porn, etc... none of the shit you just said. Maybe i just got lucky, but still.
>>710269779
1955
When I left my mother.
last night w/ her
>>710269779
about 5 months ago , got some mixed up stuff with this one fuckbuddy type thing just pictures though
>>710269779
Saturday evening. I had the gf over. She gagged on my cock for a while, then rode it until she came. I then fucked her in several positions for about 30 minutes until she couldn't take it any more and begged me to come. She likes it when I make her pussy sore. Life is good, anons.
>>710283775
[X] to doubt
>>710283928
I am dead serious, anon.
>>710283775
Pics or fuck off
not a chance for me, hopeless. gg gn
I've tapered down and stopped taking Venlafaxine (Effexor) from 150mg initally. Ask me anything
last year
>>710280091
Sexual arousal causes intense abdominal pain for her. And I turn her on. A lot.
I know but she's a good woman. There's a lot more to a successful relationship than just sex
>>710284254
I've posted pics before, but since you can't seem to bring yourself to ask politely, go fuck your ass with a pineapple whilst I sit here contented.
>>710275975
Lost!
>>710285256
Yeah right
>>710284780
I went from 120 mg a day of Cymbalta to 0 bc of fuckup on doc's part.
Vertigo sux
https://discord.gg/d8XFBbH
join the sexy chat guys
tons of bitches in this chat right now
>>710269779
a few hours ago
>>710275789
at least you aren't a virgin anymore :D
>>710285256
Yes i believe you do. And this is my gf...
April 12th in the morning
serisouly
>>710285256
>ask politely
>ask politely
what a fucking faggot. go murder suicide your imiginary gf you normie
>>710269779
A month at least
2 hours ago, started a new medication and its been making me last much longer
>>710269779
Sunday evening, my gf lives in the next town over so we only meet during weekends (mostly).
>>710285747
Fat.
>>710286673
Great tits though. But you need to grow up and ask your parents what sarcasm means!
>>710286673
And not in the good way, either.
>>710286673
>>710287486
Yeah chubby i know. But that wasnt the point! Not really my gf. Same camwhore posted earlier in this thread...
Just over a month ago with my first gf. She's 9/10 body but her attitude was 7/10 at times and 3/10 when she got pissy, which was pretty much about everything. We went for two rounds that day. Then she dumped me a week later on our one year anniversary. Found out she was fucking two other guys and didn't like how restrictive I was about telling her to stay away from guys. Should have known not to trust her.
>>710273125
Greentext needed
>>710288230
cucked
Two months ago.
>>710269779
Yesterday to celebrate my 6th birthday. Mom blew my birthday candle.
>>710288230
Maybe it's time to have a little look in the mirror! Could the problem be your own insecurity... resticting others is never a good idea. It's what you do when you are really really scared you're not good enough. And maybe she was right!
>>710280385
You know you don't need to knock a bitch up to get milk filled tits right?
>>710282033
No, I just can't be bothered.
I like sex, but I can never understand how people can't control their dicks and shit.
Also, to find a chick for a one night stand you have to go to a pub/club.
I don't drink and I fucking hate drunk people.
bROs i need your help..theres this girl 4-5/10 and she wants to go out for me for a coffee..(we all know what that means)... i havent fucked a girl for 2 mothns..what should i do b? also i dont want people to see me with her :P
>>710290324
To be honest fam, one night stands are overrated and you will feel like shit doing them most of the time it doesn't feel right going balls deep into a girl that you don't personally know.
At least with a hooker she gets paid for it and knows what shes getting into, but women who go for a one night stand realize sooner rather than later that getting tossed around for sex when sex is 90% of her value is probably a bad thing.
>>710291065
I wish there was a way to just turn off my sex drive without it being permanent.
I'm sick of having to jack off every day
from the moment when i was born i think, no joke
>>710291481
Find a girl you can have relationship with. Why does it have to be a one night stand... i found one. It took a really long time but still. I found her
Right now
>>710293049
timestamp or didnt happen
>>710293408
One sec
Last tuesday
>>710269779
asian chick sucked my ear and nipple
>>710293049
Love the tattoo, where you from anon?
>>710294490
That a boy!
Over a month ago.
I've had 2 girls since, that refused to fuck and only wanted to handplay.
>>710294827
Anymore pics?
>>710294827
What's around your balls?
>>710295515
Weighted Metal ball stretcher
Feels really good to be honest.
>>710269779
>About 4 years ago.
>>710269779
Yesterday.
>>710294490
>>710294827
>>710295502
Nice, somebody who actually has the guts to do that.
Hats off.
Next thing would be a .webm or sth but in all honesty, that'd be a bonus, not a must
>>710295502
Not gonna lie thought i knew the chick, until i saw the legs still really hot
>>710296027
I have wembs on my laptop I believe.
Let me look
>>710296182
Take your time with her first bro
>>710269779
After a 6 month dry spell, my girlfriend FINALLY let me fuck her 2 days ago. I blew a big fat load in her pussy too. I thought I was going to cum my skeleton out through my cock the orgasm was so intense.
>>710296182
Fuck yes
Saturday
>>710296951
Next thing you know, she's pregnant and you have to pay child support. Probs gonna leave you, too, before she gives birth and makes your life living hell
Has Calvin Klein started advertising on here.
Every fucking thread has a chick wearing Calvin fucking Klein shit.
They are using the temptation of vaginas to advertise to us.....
>>710297374
You're probably right. I honestly wouldn't put it past her to do that to me.
>>710297479
Noticed that one too
>>710297479
Better CK shills than hillarys
>>710297479
it's like trends exist or something
>>710297547
I wasn't even trying to be mean, we all know what those kind of women are.
"Bitches ain't shit, ..."
>>710297702
I totally get it. It's happened to me before. My ex fucked me over exactly like you said. I would STILL be paying child support to this day if she didn't get married to another guy and he wanted to adopt my kid. She forbid me to ever see her anyway, so I didn't lose anything by signing my rights away. I wasn't allowed to see my kid anyway. Women use kids as power. Pussy is man's ruin... always has been, always will be.
>>710296352
We had fucked for 30 minutes anyways
>>710296968
Looking if I can get one o nhere cus the new file size limit
>>710269779
I got a blowjob from this fat bitch a week ago
This morning. Ayy
>>710297948
If not possible try mega or something
>>710297944
I, too, had my share of crazy bitches. But thankfully i don't have a kid on my ass by one of them.
>>710269779
4 days ago with my girlfriend back home
>>710298349
Every female i've ever dated was bat shit crazy. I'm starting to think ALL women are. I've never known the love of a good woman. Do they even exist...?
>>710297944
And women also abuse the law which always sides with them in these cases and any other.
And they keep calling men entitled and privileged...
>>710282477
So big govt is stealing our dank memes?
>>710298612
Your mom?
>>710269779
Past life probably
>>710269779
monday
my wife just hit her second trimester, so about 30 minutes ago.
>>710272873
Good For You Anon
>>710298612
>I'm starting to think ALL women are
>starting to think
it's fact anon, upside down, batshit crazy!
>>710298696
Indeed they DO abuse the law. The law ALWAYS sides with the woman and the man ALWAYS gets fucked over. Women know all they have to do is pretend to love you, you let your guard down, you cum in them, they get knocked up, then they leave you and take you for everything you have AND even take your kids from you while you're left with jack shit. It's fucked up.
>>710298758
I adore my Mom... but shes not a "significant other" so I don't really count her. What I mean is.. dating wise... are there any decent women out there?
>>710298612
IMO todays society makes it impossible for anyone (male and female) to be perfectly mentally stable one way or another.
Every woman i dated had her share of problems. Most of them caused the end of our relationship.
My current gf of 5 years has her knicks, too. But none of them threaten our relationship or me.
I don't have to miss out on stuff (which is a first for me).
Both of us enjoy each other and the time we share.
But we also had a time when we fought alot, mostly when we moved together after my brother became a huge shithead and his gf (my ex) harassed me/us and coaxed my brother to get physically violent towards me.
>>710295502
please dear god creampie that and post - pics and/or vid good sir
>>710299079
any face?
>>710270748
Why do people get engaged and never get married. Just stay dating until you want to set a date. So dumb.
Blowjobs from my current gf fairly often
we havent sexed yet
>>710270717
same. it will happen eventually again
>>710299602
Because marriage = financial ruin.
Marriage is shit.
>>710299754
Why get engaged then?
>>710299829
Engagement doesn't really put a timeframe for when to get married, does it?
I actually just gifted my gf a ring as a gesture, not as "engagement"
>>710299618
must be young. pics of gf. and me personally - id take a good bj ANYDAY over the pussy.
bjs > *
>>710299079
Nice bro.
Is she into butt stuff?
>>710300007
You get engaged when you are ready to get married. Propose = engaged. Engaged = set wedding date.
If you are just open ended dating. Don't propose.
Two nights ago...three holed my gf, came over her ass.
>>710300305
I never proposed to anyone, so i don't care.
But still, proposal/engagement doesn't include a timeframe. It's up to the couple.
If you'd rather a timeframe after a proposal, set one up with your SO after engagement.
>>710300708
I guess what I am trying to say is you are one of those stupid faggots who think that getting engages is somehow separate from marriage.
It's so fucking annoying when people get engaged, fucking tell everyone and then break up.
Just don't fucking take the step unless you are ready. Dumb fucking people like you....
>>710283513
be careful fucking ice witches bruh
>>710301143
Alright, anger issues much?
I just told you i never proposed, and that i don't plan to do so because i think marriage is shit.
You're making a problem out of something which is none.
There are no set rules for proposal. Full stop.
If you want rules for that, set them for yourself.
Not my fault people in your vicinity get engaged and then break up shortly after.
Since you'd have to know them to experience these stories i'd say you should rethink your circle of friends. Because mostly alikes sit on one table...
>>710301598
I DON"T HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS.
>>710301151
noted
>>710269779
15 months.
>>710269779
Never.
>>710301744
Sorry bruv
>>710294490
>>710294827
>>710295502
>/b/rowsing on phone while fucking
is sex with you that boring?
>>710302040
sex IS boring dawg.
>>710302010
Too busy making money. Friends make you unsuccessful.
>>710302154
So is she your gf, wife; fb?
>>710302272
Ex wife previously, 2nd wife now. I watch nasty fucking porn with wife 2 so we cool.
>>710302210
And still you worry about social standards. That shit makes you unsuccessful.
You need to waste more time worrying about business and money then
>>710269779
Last night. First time I came on someone's face. She loved it and told me I needed to practice my aim more
>>710302651
It's not worrying about social standards.
I just wish people would shit or get off the pot.
Last Saturday
>>710302210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_d5jWvBirU
MAD CASH ABE
>>710269779
Last Thursday. Might be getting laid tonight, not sure.
>>710302785
It is.
You prefer money over social contacts but whine about decisions people make you don't even know.
Basically your statements are just stuff you probably heard about people but never experienced first hand
>>710269779
tuesday
Like 5 (non)fucking months ago
Went on a date last night though, made plans for next week. There is yet hope left in man.
>>710269779
about 2 years.
>>710303171
What are you even saying? I can be annoyed by basic people.
I've got a wife and shit.
>>710269779
>>710297479
>>710304130
>>710303638
Your wife must be happy with an insightful, openmined and sociable guy like you.
But mostly the money for the bills she doesn't have to pay.
Jokes aside, you need to stop contradicting your own claims
>It's not worrying about social standards.
>I can be annoyed by basic people.
>I just wish people would shit or get off the pot.
>I DON"T HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS.
>I've got a wife and shit.
>and shit.
The wife thing came out of nowhere, too.
But get over it and rather tell us when the last time was you got fucked. Wife or not, paid or not.
>>710299602
We had a date set.
>>710304363
Last Friday. She is sick now.
She is very happy. She can't stand basic people either.
You keep on talking to me.
I'm open minded just turned on by basic people.
>>710304620
Why you break up then. Was she a cheating whore?
>>710304630
It's up to you what you dislike but stop making such a big deal of it.
Just do it the way you'd rather and keep on walking.
Just because you'd do it that way, doesn't make it a right.
Just because someone does it not the way you would, doesn't make it a wrong.
I also don't understand why people would engage and take 10 years to marry. But that's none of my business and i don't have to deal with shit thats none of mine.
SUPER simple.
>>710305012
I don't like seeing others make dumb choices. It bogs down society.
I don't care what they do. They are just stupid for doing it and I want them to know.
>>710304630
Hamplanet oughta eat less then bruv
and fuckin tidy up your neckbeard you disgusting fat fuck
>>710305129
So you admitted your worries about social standards.
Read up about these things and you might be surprised how much things have (or have not) changed in the past decades
>>710305315
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
anons please help me.. is jerking off everyday bad for actual fucking?
recently popped my cherry.. and finding it hard to hold the erection.. is it because of my death grip?
will I be able to unfuck myself?
>>710305163
Stop saying bruv you nigger.
>>710305449
>>710305129
>I don't like seeing others make dumb choices. It bogs down society.
>I don't care what they do.
>I don't care
>I don't
>I don't like seeing others make dumb choices.
>I don't care
>WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
Statistics. And you keep contradicting yourself
>>710305454
Yes. Fap less and use less deathgrip.
>>710305454
also tell me how to dirty talk.. we are both noobs when it comes to fucking.. and open to try anything.. but hurr durr shy..
my main problem is basically not maintaining erection.. even now I can bust a nut atleast three times a day with hand job.. but actual fucking I'm finding it hard to maintain erection.. and we are still figuring out the positions..
just think back to your noob days and tell me what simple things I'm missing that can improve my sex life a lot..
>>710305857
Maybe try not fapping for a few days so you really get the lust going for you.
Keep the dirty talk for later, first have some standard issue sex until you open up more.
>>710305857
>>710306079
Foreplay helps, too. A good bj and shit.
>>710305454
Yeah man. Honestly, I have the same problem. I haven't cum from sex. Still fun though, get to see how I can make her react.
>>710305483
A nigger says as much bruv as he wanna, bruv. So swallow a D and fuck rite off
>>710305454
Are you fucking serious? You shouldn't come more than once every four days. Cumming too often will lead to PE, ED, stress, anxiety, and more.
Only fap once every four-seven days bro. Cumming once a day is like drinking poison once a day.
>>710305737
One can simultaneously not care about someone and still be annoyed at their actions. I don't care what someone ultimate choice is. I just want them to know they are stupid.
You are probably the worst kind of person to discuss something with.
Distilled down, I wan't people to know they are making dumb choices but they are free to make those dumb choices.
>>710306177
I don't think I have a problem with foreplay.. we fool around for hours straight.. without realising..
last week I suspected too much foreplay is the reason i get tired and was not able to maintain erection... and then went for it after few minutes.. she misunderstood and got mad.. I had to explain.. my "master plan" for her to cool down..
so fore play is fine..
I really think I need to stop jerking it a lot..
till recently frequency is almost 3-4 times for two days.. I should make it around once per week or so maybe..
we meet on weekends mostly.. so I should plan accordingly.
>>710306591
citation needed
>>710306502
Your British speak is nauseating.
>>710306777
Cocks get messed up after that much foreplay.
>>710306591
oh sheeet.. will work on it.. and try to fix my death grip issues as well..
>>710269779
Last week of February. We decided to take a break from each other until she turns 18.
So in other words, the first week of December I am going to fuck her until she cries.
Last weekend. Pussy
>>710307027
hmm.. we are still figuring out things..
by the time.. we decide to fuck.. put condom on.. figure out what position.. make dumb jokes in the middle.. i go soft.. so i jerk it to get hard again.. put it in.. only to realize.. its hard to hump in this position.. so recalibrate/switch.. laff more.. foreplay.. and repeat..
so yeah.. what am I missing..
I find most success in missionary and doggy..
she says she feels doggy more.. but prefers to see me while fucking in missionary..
I mostly prefer doggy.. cause.. its easier to hump.. also dat ass..
>>710306748
Because I'm applying logic and sense into statements without contradicting myself.
If logic is flawed, i point it out.
As it is flawed to say you care and simultaneously don't care about one topic.
Your mindset isn't Schrödingers cat.
And as i said beforehand, you can't decide whats wrong and right for somebody else.
That way you're just forcing your opinion on them, since they saw no wrong in their decision and everybody has the right to make wrong decisions, if it ends up being wrong to them.
On top of that it makes you look like a case of superiority complex.
Just decide for yourself, keep shit to yourself and let other people live, as they let you.
>>710304802
No, it just...wasn't working anymore. She was depressed, I had been depressed for a long time and she had been taking care of me too much. idk man, life is complicated.
>>710306856
yo mama
September first, my first time too.
Almost 3 years now
Halloween night, I work at a haunted house and it was with a girl who came through. Best sex of my life
October 31.
Halloween sex is the only reason I still like Halloween, fucking fictional characters is the best.
like 5 and a half hours ago
>last time
Good one OP
