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>>710248864
Samsung or iphone?
Had access to best friend's facebook, looked up for some naughty pics in messages. Still fapping to her until now. Tried blackmailing for more, but failed. She still has no idea
I can't stop posting my ex gf on 4chan ... I really fuckimg hate myself for it ... It's so bad that she can be searched on Google ... She's been doxed and I'm waiting for the law to knock on my door .. I honestly hate myself
Got my friend raped when we were in HS. Still bate to the memory.
>>710249156
What kind of pics?
>>710250093
teasing pics, nudes
>>710250595
Post em
I'm a huge weeb and I unironically think 2D girls > real-life girls, which nobody expects cuz I look like a normie. My standards have been getting unrealistically higher by the day and I don't care since all I want is to get a sweet daki. Zero ragrets.
>Be me
>really drunk at mates place
>mates ex still hangs out with our group sometimes and mate has never really got over her
>Mate falls asleep
>3 guys and the mates ex still awake talking shit
>3 of us talking about eating ass and fucking chicks and shit
>mates ex is pretty trashed and asks us if we have big dicks or not
>everyone shows her their flaccid cocks and she's hell into it, giggling and touching them and shit
>says she has never had her ass eaten
>one of my mates tells her to whip her shorts off and he will eat her ass right then and there
>she rips them off faster than you neckbeards cum
>she's really into it
>I pull my now hard cock out and she starts sucking it
>3rd mate starts pulling her tits out and playing with them
>spend the next half an hour swapping positions and smashing mates ex in his lounge room while he is passed out
>next day all agree never to tell him
>feelsbadman.jpeg still feel guilty about it today and it was 3 years ago.
>>710248826
i forgot i was on tumblr
>>710250642
not sure I want to
>>710251304
She was his ex, wasn't she?
So why all this guilt? She was free to do whatever she wanted, even be a whore.
Or you're guilty because you took advantage of her drunkeness
>>710251495
Come on it's fun I wanna fap
I impersonate a chubby online, in an MMO and dudes give me in-game gold and ever real $$ thru PayPal in exchange for pics I harvest from amateur chubby forumz
>>710251539
Felt guilt because our mate wasn't over her, he always ranted about how he wanted her back for like a full year after they broke up not knowing that 3 of his mates wrecked her one night.
>>710251655
I'm not sure what to post
>>710252074
Post some nudes ... I don't need her Facebook ... Though I like blackmail but nudes are good
>>710251713
Sounds like a Plus-sized business model to me. Points to you good zir.
>>710252149
>>710252488
Nice ... She's sexy
>>710252488
>>710252704
I can try my hand at blackmail
>>710249831
story?
Constantly depressed and feel numb to everything. Put a fake face since I tried talking to family and friends for help bout it but their opinions or ideas were just annoying. Feel like no one can relate at all. Not best with girls and I try but always same ending. Stuck in a loop and behind a little in school. Trying to study nuclear physics but parents kinda doesn't understand since there wasn't a need for nuclear physics in Dominican Republic. Besides all that shitty stuff. Planned out 7 months from now week after bday, going to Japan and if I'm still not okay with everything in life ending it there while i spend 3 weeks there.
>>710252704
More with face ?
>>710252990
Dude, world needs black intellectuals. Not niggers who are praised for dumb shit and actually doing nothing, but serious hard workers who are set out to be role models for the world. You can be the change, just don't be a pussy and take the easy way out.
>>710253301
the most face she does
>>710253554
Damn
>>710253554
More ? Wanna try and blackmail again. ?
>>710253309
It's just like everything honestly just feels shitty. No matter what I do it's never good enough. I'm doing decent in my classes; have B's in majority of them. But it's just an accumulation of things, like parents both being from 3rd world country and dentist pushed my sister and me really hard. Always received tough love at home and to this day. Got my ass handed to me for anything that wasn't good enough. Then with people honestly I have a few good people in my life but a lot kind of cuck me over just for tutoring or school work help. The ones that I do hang with a lot can't understand me intellectually and it sucks because there's only a handful of people I can honestly have a great conversation with besides just stupid stuff in my opinion. Then girls I feel like no matter what I do they'll just toss me to the curb since I'm not best looking but my personality I feel makes up for it. The only place I feel okay is here. regardless of those problems because I took meds for a bit, I still don't feel like I fit in any place; as well as I just can't explain it I feel depressed. I'm a beta that loves to watch anime, read manga, and play league on time off, but don't wanna be around society because how shitty almost everyone is.
>>710253998
no, I gave up that idea
>>710253309
Like other day family was having a debate in the house because I go home weekends. Get into heated argument bout voting. They ask me my opinion since I barely talk. I tell them I'm not then they spout all this I have to vote. I tell them it doesn't matter who I vote for because the electoral college is the one who makes the decision, the vote they should be concerning themselves is the congressmen, senators and other politicians that we have to vote for in Nj. They get all butt hurt and rage at me. Like if I tell anyone this or something that's actually factual they just kinda push it aside and flip a dick on me. It's aggravating, to deal with society. Also I don't think suicide is an easy choice in my opinion, multiple times I've sped driving thinking today's the day I'm going to cause an accident and kill myself, or had parents pills in my hands. But I keep chickening out. That's why I want to do this Japan trip in a few months because planning on being there 3 weeks. Really hard for people to contact me from home and if they tried to stop me they'd need to take a 16 hour flight and by that time I'd be long gone.
>>710254540
dude, are you okay?
>>710254808
Not really, I posted this btw>>710252990
>>710249156
>Tried blackmailing for more, but failed. She still has no idea
>tried blackmailing she has no idea.
>tried ...no idea
How the fuck did you try but she has no idea.
>>710255082
did it anonymously
>>710254978
yeah I know
wtf you want to go to Japan? get some help buddy just go to therapy or a doctor
>>710255150
then if she refused why did you not share the nudes.
I always steal my cousins socks when I meet her.
Love to massage her feet.
Makes me so horny just thinking of it..
>pic related
>>710248826
I once put an ambien in my ex's drink so she'd shut the fuck up and go to sleep. It worked and she still has no clue. Still have a hearty kek from time to time when I think about that one.
My cousin used to molest me when I was a child and I never told anyone
>>710255625
>ambien
pfft haven't heard that before...
>>710255299
It's an escape, the last thing I've always wanted to do before I die is go there since I'm really big into anime and manga.
Tried to get help, but sister being a psychologist and parents being doctors keep telling me not see a psychiatrist. I don't think psychologist work, seen a bunch in my life did nothing. But I also don't wanna get addicted to meds. I used to want to fight it and be like John Nash. He was a brilliant mathematician that had paranoid schizophrenia. He was able to fight it off without meds. Took meds before and just don't feel like myself. Best choice in my opinion is drop everything
>>710255729
i honestly cant tell if this is some elaborate copypasta or your just retarded
>>710255896
Dude fuck off; I'm not retarded and this isn't copy pasta. I just wanted to state what's on my mind without being persecuted.
>>710256004
Nah dude there is something wrong with you, it's like your idolizing being weird and seem to just think your above everyone around you. If you actually need help go get it, your just making up excuses, if your truly want it you can get it. Who cares what your parents think , I assume your in your early 20s? If you really dont like your family then just don't go home on the weekends it's not that hard.
>>710251218
I know that feel. I'm a closet weeb and a bit of a gay.
>>710251713
Some may call you a fag, but I think your a genius
>>710254112
How old are you?
>>710254540
You sound pretty smart all you need is a therapist or a doctor to help through this mental struggle and then you can make something of your life. Don't be a pussy.
>>710255625
Tell someone pussy.
>>710255729
>Go to Japan because anime
Don't do that but instead go to school, get a job and move out.
>>710256946
20, you?
Have stolen a typewriter from a closed building when was a boy. Mama, ama criminal.
>>710257363
I'm 36. Right now your still very young (not saying I'm old) so stop being such a pussy and just ignore your family and maybe seek some professional help for any mental problems you may have. Work hard to get a good job and then do what makes you happy. You've got a long way to go so man up.
>>710256461
I like my family, I guess to an extent. Just even if I went home there's not really anyone that can understand me. I'm not making excuses either. I've been to five psychologist growing up. Parents thought I had a anger issues or was crazy but really I just didn't like being home since was beaten. Basically told myself to conform if I don't want to get treated like an outcast. But psychologist don't work, I talk things out sure feels okay for a bit but no gradual feelings getting better just same rut. Used meds before and felt like I got cut from my creativity and just I don't know how to explain it well but didn't feel myself.
>>710248826
I'm a straight, white male who is very financially and mentally sound.
>be me
>26m living away alone
>invite 18 year old sister over
>get her drunk as fuck
>get naked and fool around
>first dick she touched
>choked on dick
>threw up everywhere
>offers virginity
>pass on pussy
>regret it every day
>>710249800
Hate yourself some more sir. post away
>>710248826
drugs
couple years ago I linked up with a long lost cousin
She's annoying as Fuck. I don't consider her family at all
However.... She gets super drunk and high off Ambien and weed and turns into a massive whore.
Her pussy is loose and been ran thru by many hoods but I can't stop myself.
She has flown to visit me 2 times ( stayed a total of 7 days) and I have busted a nut in her every single time.
>>710257236
There's no point. As far as the stature if limitations go nothing can be done anyway besides people just knowing. Iv been over it emotionally and telling people will just open up those old deep wounds I have. He's spent alot of his years in prison for different shit he been addicted to drugs and is shunned and hated by my very large family already and if I ever get a chance with no reprocussions I might just kill him or something
I have a fart fetish
>>710259164
Same
>>710251304
>she rips them off faster than you neckbeards cum
bravo
>>710248826
>>710259164
>>710259286
ew. why?
>>710259453
http://thebarchive.com/b/search/image/Qat6P494iSkMlEJ0PM43GQ/
naeh only 128 for the past few months or so.
There are jews on every board
-/pol/
My mother in law turns out to be deadly ill and is going to die soon. I don't want to hate her and I don't want her to die, but I feel if she's gone, my husband and his siblings will be better off without her emotional abuse and poisonous ways.
My husband is wrecked over it, and expects me to feel sad too. But when I see her spreading her hate from the couch, trying to guilt-trip us over her being sick (from a self-inflicted illness), I can only look at her and think "At least you're gone soon, so we can finally start picking up the shards over the emotional mess you've made".
I just got diagnosed as bipolar. I haven't told anyone. I think i might kill myself sometime soon.
>>710260407
i feel like that towards my mom. I love her to death but her alcoholism has created so much heart break and unnecessary drama that i just kind bring my self to forgive her.
She is an extremely loving person but when she drinks, even after only one glass of wine she'll become this evil woman that just wants to start a fight over anything.
>>710248826
I am The Chosen One.
I think Jayden Cole is really hot :o
>>710248826
taught the younger boys in the adjoining room at a summer program the joys of masturbation when I was 13. It was a great 8 weeks.
My 2 uncles used to make me suck their cocks and swallow their cum when I was 9-13. I was unsure to begin with but when they started to suck my cock I started to like it. I used to make excuses to visit them so I could suck their cocks and have mine sucked. The first time I came was in 1 uncles mouth as my other uncle came in mine. By the time I was 12 I was spending hours with them at a time, all 3 of us naked, me sucking their cocks, loving the feel of their cocks spasming in my mouth as they came in my mouth, loving swallowing their cum, loving them sucking my cock and swallowing my cum. Finally got caught when I was 13 as I was trying to get some schoolfriends to let me suck their cocks. 5 of them let me, sometimes sucking them all off in a lunchtime in the toilets, or randomly during breaks, so I was swallowing about 7 loads a day at school, and more after school if I went to my uncles. Someone reported me and it blew up from there. At 13 I was a complete cumdumpster who thought my only purpose was to suck cocks and swallow cum. I had to act a victim through all the crap, but in reality I fucking loved it. I had been groomed and trained to the point that I loved having a cock in my mouth and dreamed of swallowing cum, and the memories of it has been in my mental wank bank for years.
>>710262428
That would be fucking heaven, to be surrounded by all those young wanking cocks.
I get the same type of feeling of seeing an under age girl as seeing a normal adult woman. Does that make me a....?
>>710263364
started when I came out of the shower in the connecting bathroom with a hardon and one of them opened their door and got curious
Pretty sure i got my cock sucked and fucked a clipped male with breast implants that was from Thailand. The pussy was unlike anything i had ever seen before and it was stretched/ a dark hole. I felt very strange when they were whispering in my ear and sucking on my neck. I felt like i was kind of being raped considering they didn't post on their Tinder that they were post operation, and by the time i had doubts about their actual sex it was already too late to back out. The strange thing is, that i had never came inside of someones mouth before from getting my cock sucked, but i did this time. Maybe its just because they knew how to work a cock. On a separate note, this person works at my favorite thai-food place in the city and lives above the restaurant...so i cant go there anymore to get pad-thai without feeling all weird and dirty..
I pretend to be a sugar daddy on reddit just to get nudes out of different girls. It's a game to me. I tend to grt 10 nudes a day from a girl.
Just made a thread dump. Will make another at 10pm eastern time.
>>710263919
Tinder ** not reddit.
Pic related, one of the girls.
>inB4 "dumbass OP left Name in file"
I still love her.. My wife doesn't know
>>710262590
love swallowing cum when i get sucked they swallowed my cum i was born to swallow and suck cum but when i swallow the cock i cum
I've only had three girlfriends and all three have cheated on me. I now live with a permanent mindset of "She wouldn't want me". Don't even feel the smallest bit of interest in dating anymore. Not even depressed, just accepting it. Which is pretty bad.
>>710248826
but, I don't have any secrets. :(
I almost fucked a teacher in high school
>>710265773
Go on
>>710249831
green text plz
>>710248826
Test
>>710266957
Sweet dunno if anyone remmebers me from a few days ago with guiltwhale shit but I cut her off and I think it's working hopefully she doesn't flip out and contact my wife
>>710265838
>be me in the first years of high school
>14-15 yo, i don't really remember the exact age
>virgin but a dumbass slut
>wear a mini-skirt some day to school
>this teacher comes to me and says i look nice with that skirt
>by that time i was really dumbass and an attention whore
>i start fantasizing about him from how fucking dumbass i am
>i manage to see him out of school some day
>tell him i need to talk because i'm depressed and shit
>so i got to see him that evening
>went to some place and had a drink
>nothing weird happened but we kept seeing each other more times
>one of those times i tell him i like him
>we keep going out and he eventually gives me his phone
>eventually i get to see his super small micro-penis and i get naked in front of him
>not interested anymore because of his micropenis but he gifts me money everytime we see so i keep going out with him
>eventually i realize i'm a dumbass slut and stop communicating with him
>he was super old, like more than 50
>i want to puke everytime i think about it
>>710267117
Moar
>>710267190
Moar
Also
I thought just hitting the volume button on your phone mutes the call not rejects it ?
>>710267269
She mad now
>>710263919
>>710264052
Teach me
>>710248826
have a video of my friends girlfriend fingering herself and I've also seen a video of another friends girlfriend fingering herself as well...wish i had that vid
>>710267332
whats going on with these pics dude?
>>710263919
How? I like this deal.
Tried with whisper but only so successful
>>710267538
Oh dude, literally all you have to do on whisper is say you're a lesbian looking for something hot to look at. They pretty much shower you in pics.
>>710265950
I think about the amazing sex my ex and i had when i fuck my wife its the only way i can cum with her
I know enough dirt of everyone in my class to make them do anything :) from stealing to lying in court, to drug dealing (i don't mean pussy drugs like weed, i mean hard stuff like cocaine and heroin, and a little of krokodil). Funny thing is that if i leak them they will never work as what we are last year studying. Atleast nobody want's to start shit in my class, atleast toward me
>>710248826
My father was responsible for the assassinations ordered by the govt.
>>710267143
Yikes. I'm sorry it all went down like that
>>710267447
Long story short wife is with dad cuz cansur and I fucked a fat bitch and then she told me how crazy and shit she is and I noped out .
>>710248826
I ruin perfectly good books with fucking stupid lines about human nature that are known by everyone.
>>710267640
You get showered by pics sent from other guys posing as lesbians to get pics...
>>710267966
Pretty much. Like a fancy secret way to swap spank banks.
>>710267768
Yeah ok edge lord
I like to fuck dogs.
>>710248826
LORRETA LYNCH IS ACTIVELY PROTECTING THE CLINTON FOUNDATION FROM BEING LOOKED INTO RIGHT NOW BY INVESTIGATORS..
FIRE UP YOUR TWITTERS AND SHAME THE DOJ FOR BLOCKING REQUESTS TO PROBE THE CLINTON FOUNDATION.
CLEAR AS DAY CONFLICTS OF INTEREST ARE GOING ON HERE.
PLEASE DO WHAT YOU CAN TO HELP.
Go back about 20ish minutes small segment on LYNCH and the FBI.GOV/VAULT DROPS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OttppxjrWr4
>>710267538
Found a couple long term girls. Take a LONG time to turn some of them into little sluts.
I have consistent unwanted sexual thoughts of half the people I meet
Fucked a chick 5 days before she got married.
I didn't know she was engaged until a mutual friend told me the next day. Still felt like I failed a fellow dude.
>>710268124
cool. I felt up my cats cock, today.
big fan of pornsocket, are you?
2 years ago a friend came by my house to game, he needed to change to go to soccer practise, i went downstairs.
Remembered that there was 20 bucks on my desk.
Friend is done, leaves, i find out my money is gone.
Later that week i hear a story of him "finding" 50 bucks on the street, highly unlikely as it was 2 twenties and a bill of ten.
New years coming up and i bought fireworks, i didnt have my own bank card at the time so i asked my mom if she could take 20 bucks out of my account. I used that to buy illegal fireworks but she didnt/shouldnt know.
A day later after buying the illegal shit she asks me to get something from the store, "use the money you got from your account yesterday ill pay you back when i get home."
>freaks out
at this point i had already told my mom about the missing 20 but my mom is good friends with my "friends" mom. So i didnt want them to break a friendship because of him stealing. We didnt wanted to tell her because we had to be 200% sure he did it the first time.
>be me
>hold grudge
(He used to get everything and we werent that wealthy because of debt so money was a big deal in my home)
>tells mom that said friend left 2 hours ago (which he did, we hung out for a bit after school) and that said 20 bucks was missing fom my wallet.
So we used that 2nd time he "stole" to convince ourselves. To this day my mom and his mom dont talk alot anymore, my mom doesnt know i lied to her, i feel bad about lying to mom. but the fucker stole and he had to be caught. Of course he didnt admit it because hes a fucking liar and i dont talk to him anymore. Dont care. I wonder if i should tell them sometimes.
Sorry for the long story, but this is my only real secret.
>>710268913
Wow.
Are you 12?
>>710269074
Now that i think of it, at the time i was 13. 2 years isnt really accurate
>>710257678
Just enjoy Japan, travelling will probably be the best for you. My best friend was in a similar situation and after travelling to NZ it sparks something in him. He has been ttravelling all over the globe ever since. Made him truly happy.
>>710269313
yeah sure. MODS
>>710248826
fuck you op i'm perfect
>>710268913
This story would benefit from some lesbian incest .
>>710248826
Spit on a kids sub when I worked at subway
>>710269725
Why? Was he mean?
>>710260732
Hey anon, if it makes you feel any better my BF if bipolar and I've never loved anyone more in my whole life. He's getting a raise at work soon and we're about to move in together.
You can still live a normal life and have people who love you even if you're bipolar.
I was addicted to rule34.xxx for a few months a couple of years back.
For the past couple of months my parents have been using these on me, I've talked about it on here a bit and got good advice / support from my /b/ros. Been not so bad lately though.
>>710248826
I never seed torrents after downloading.
>>710270327
Why
>>710270503
I don't know, guess my behavior, probabIy better q for them.
>>710269534
Its that time of the month huh? Whats not to believe here, autistic piece of inbred nigger.
My kid dressed as Kylo Ren for Halloween and his mom, my ex, dressed as Rey. Now all I want in life is to watch her masturbate in that outfit with her lightsaber and cum all over her face
I wear my wife's clothes and masturbate in them cause i like being a sissy.. i even buy stuff off posh mark and panty deal and masturbate in public places while wearing the clothes...
>>710248826
i am 21, my gf cheat on me, i dumped her but the truth is i cant stop loving her, and it hurt so bad.
so i just drink and try to forget
>>710270924
Pics?
>>710249156
How did you have access to her facebook?
>>710264804
I do to. She had the tightest pussy ever and loved the cock in her ass. Dont know why I left her.
I cheated on my black girlfriend by fucking a midget
I just wanted to see what it was like.
No I'm not dating the black chick anymore. Dumped her later.
I'm a guy currently pooping in the women's room, just to do it. Because fuck you that's why.
>>710271704
Nah I'm not putting her out there like that, and I don't have a picture of her in costume anyway
I think Donald Trump will make a great president
>>710271925
My nigga.
It was good then?
>>710257730
You fucking degenerate kys
Im married with 2 kids. Went to conference in Paris. Got a bit drunk on french red wine and went to Moulin Rouge. Spent a lot on money. Left late at night with a hooker. Went to her seedy flat and did coke and fucky fucky for ages. Went home. Wife know nothing. Next conference is in Amsterdam
hello
>>710248826
>Once upon a time i fucked OP's mom
>>710272390
i fucked your wife while you were gone
хамло
I live in a 160 year old Georgian house. I just had plastic double glazed windows put in and totally defied the local conservation laws.
>>710270480
kys
>>710248826
I have a problem.
I am married, but have been seeing a woman for a few years on the side. We get together once a month or so, have sex in a hotel room (usually, unless one of our spouses are away), and tell each other how great we are, and basically just fuck until we cant anymore, take a shower and go home. (I tell my wife I have a poker game I go to).
I am in love with her.
We are both married, but this past weekend she asked me to run away with her, leaving our families, jobs, homes etc behind and go start new somewhere else. I told her I didnt know if I could do it, and then she gave me the greatest blow job I think I have ever had, complete with rimming, until I came down her throat.
I cant leave my kids, and divorce will fuck my kids up for life. I love this woman more than my wife, but I am not leaving my wife for her.
If I tell her I am not leaving my wife, I dont think I am going to get any more poker nights with her, as I think she sees me as her escape hatch for the misery her home life has become.
i kissed my cousin 3 times when i was 6.
lately i have been having issues with my wife so i have started spy camming her just because.
>>710272516
I'm gave semi right now thinking about. Do you think her pussy smells like blue cheese as well?
>>710272527
I'm going to inform the local authority and make you apply for planning permission retrospectively, motha fucka
>>710272612
Catch anything good?
>>710248826
I want to ask a number of girls out but don't know how. I want to invite them to something, but I can't just say "hey I want a date hun". The only girls I can get are black hoes
>>710272635
She didnt catch the CLAP from me son no siree
better than tinder! plenty of horny twats of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>710272539
Your only primary job is to inseminate your wife and breed offspring. Your wife can raise the kids. Go spread more seed my boy.
>>710272654
I like your style and your wording tells me your in the biz. Respect sir.
incest fetish and a massive pervert.
other than that, no more secrets... well there's actually quite a lot of secrets, and it got to the point where i don't remember them all.
My gf knows I have a history of liking young girls, we're talking very young, but she knows I got over it (I really thought I did). The past three weeks we stayed over at her aunt's place to help nanny the kids a bit, while aunt was tied up in a serious court case (drugs-related, she runs a drug rehab center but it's the Philippines). Four daughters: 9, 12, 15, 17. To be honest I was mostly focused on managing the staff and getting the kids to school and such on time, but girlfriend had to go back home for a few days and gave me the run of the place.
Turns out those kids come from some bad places. The youngest drinks alcohol if you don't lock the cupboards and she has no sense of moral and physical boundaries, the second one is in her discovering-her-body phase and the 15 year old isn't the brightest bulb in the pack. Basically, things happened. Girlfriend had to stay away for longer, more things happened. Only girl I didn't do anything with was the 17 year old, mostly because she goes to a boarding school. I'm not proud of it, at all. I kinda hate myself. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy every second of it.
>>710272249
Both were good. But not what I wanted. Dream fuck is one of those scene girls.
Midget told me not to fuck her in the ass, but I did anyway. She called me two days later asking to do it again.
I smoked weed all throughout university and college. I was 24 hours a day stoned for 7 years. Graduated with honours and gave up on my graduation day. To this day, I yearn hardcore to smoke that shit.
>>710272927
be my trap little sis and suck my cock anon ;3
>>710251304
>>still feel guilty about it today and it was 3 years ago.
I don't often say things of comfort to others on this site, but sometimes friends fuck other friends exes, it happens a lot.
Also girls get off on fucking friends of previous/current conquests. I've met quite a few girls whose ideal situation is a partner who loves them with a hot friend who wants to fuck them.
So with these two things combined, it happens. Also it serves him right for not eating his gfs ass.
i am a straight guy watched another guy on omegle jack off until he came and it freaking really turned me on.
>>710248826
super popular, successful, run NGO that supports trafficking victims, have a few girlfriends.
(I'm super attracted to 12-17 year old girls)
>been asked to kiss by a ton of underage girls >because of work
Too puss/smart to do anything
>>710273160
sorry anon, not into traps. thanks
>>710273347
I think a lot of us straight guys have at least one gay experience in our life that leaves us turned on and confused, only to never happen again
>>710272927
oh i remember one, i'm also into cute teens with flat chests. basically 12-16 year olds.
>>710273420
i meant you as the trap anon
>>710273398
who dat? my gf has an identic rack
>>710273539
This is normal. Even normies are attracted to 12yos. They're not vocal about it though.
>>710273582
mmm rando halloween hottie
>>710273398
Youngest girl who asked to kiss?
I fucked my friends wife two months ago, now everytime I visit him she gets my attention when he is not watching and flashes parts of her body. She's now got a lovely landing strip on her pussy instead of the big bush she had when we fucked. I think she trimmed it cos I mentioned it to her when I was going down on her. She popped out one of her tits the other day in the kitchen as I was passing through to get a beer from the fridge. I grabbed as I reach into the fridge and she grabbed my cock in my pants. Next thing I know as Im talking to my mate from the kitchen and hes in the next room playing vidia shes on her knees and sucking my off. I blew in minutes and she crawled out without him seein gher.
>>710273491
i trust you.
>>710273673
Aw :(
>>710272927
another one! i also didn't tell my parents im basically a NEET.
>>710273005
I want details beyond "things happened"
A few years ago I invited some friends over for Halloween, the weird weaboo but still twink one of the group slept like a fucking log. I crawled into his sleeping bag after a few minutes of testing him to make sure he was asleep, mostly by kissing him. I just lay there sucking his tongue and rubbing his ass hole. I wish I went further but he would have woken up. No homo tho.
>>710273706
this
>>710259164
I asked my ex to rim me and farted in her mouth she wreched every time I bought it up we also used to hold in farts and touch eachothers assholes to feel the air come out, we were a fun couple
I shat on my buddy when he was passed out drunk one time
>>710273887
Sure, ask specific questions and you'll get specific answers. It's hard to type out everything, I'll greentext whatever answers I can give.
>>710274066
How did the youngest get your attention the first time. What was the outcome?
All the encounters 1 on 1, or was there anything group related?
>>710273950
Similar story several years ago, not weaboo or twink tho.
Got pissed at a mates house, comfy as fuck. Woke up with a dick in my mouth, he realized i was awake and pretended he was "sleep fucking" ?? Didnt care, started using my tongue so he knew i was into it.
>>710273706
>>710273956
15 year old on her birthday "when i asked what she wanted"
11-14 younger ones wanted me to hangout in bathrooms/changing rooms, think young ones are more experimenting with each other in those situations
>>710267812
What the fuck is wrong with you? Like whats the point of being such a scumbag piece of shit. Ruining someone for fun and games. Everyone here who read your shit now hates whoever the fuck you are. Seriously how can you live like that you human fucking scum.
>>710273582
>>710273673
http://addition-raymattos.tumblr.com/
>>710273005
KYS
>>710274486
Would you smash an 11yo if it were morally/socially acceptable and legal?
>>710267143
What do you look like?
>>710274822
Not original commenter.
Helzya
>>710274366
Youngest girl got my attention in the most cliché way possible.
>sleeping in guest room, two-person bed
>late at night so messing around on my phone, reading, the works
>door opens, it's 9, she can't sleep because she had a nightmare, asks if she can sleep with me
>she did that before when gf was there, has frequent nightmares, so sure, why not
>we watch some things on Youtube, suddenly she asks me the usual kid things about boys, especially their penises
>I answer them diplomatically but truthfully, but before I can finish my explanation she simply reaches down and grabs my dick, exploring
>I go from semi to Titanium Strength in a second, and before I can object, she says it feels really big and slips her hand into my boxers to feel more
>I should have stopped her right there but I didn't, I was just blinded, and so I gave her the story about the birds and the bees and such, while I taught her to jerk me off
>I came, she tried some cum and she liked it a lot (surprised me), then I feeling her up, undressing her, playing with her nipples and pussy, eating her out
>she didn't cum, but it was fun, and she jerked me off again while I came in my mouth
>we had a shower and went to sleep
More happened later naturally.
As for the situations: had a threesome with 12 and 15 once, but the rest is all solo. They knew about what I was doing though, and they didn't seem to care. Turns out their previous (biological) dad used to have exploring hands, if you know what I mean.
>>710274822
yes, not from the poster but yes. i would
>>710248826
i jerk off to my stepdaugher and screenshot her everyday while shes around the house. some days its short shorts some days its tight some days its booty shorts if its early in the morning.
>>710274968
>came in *her mouth
Naturally. Never managed to penetrate her but not for lack of trying on her part, she's a quick learner with jerking and blowjobs though.
>>710274957
>>710274977
How low could y'all niggas go? Personally maybe 9
>>710275029
Shame. But sounds great.
Which one was the best?
>>710275086
probably 8.
better than tinder! plenty of horny young sluts of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>710275029
GF never found out?
Have you seen any of the girls since?
Alcoholic but won't admit it to anyone out of pride
>>710265371
me too i love to swallow cock but sometimes when i cock suck i swallow cock cum too far down and have to swallow cum cock back up and as i swallow the cock cum up i cum on his cock cum
>>710274968
>and she jerked me off again while I came in my mouth
>while I came in my mouth
>I came in my mouth
>>710275158
12, honestly. Smart girl and very eager and happy-go-lucky, and was able to enter her. Didn't have her period yet (late bloomer) so I was able to come inside her, she loved it as much as I did.
>>710275211
Considering I'm still in the house helping out, I'm seeing the girls daily. GF's back though so no more hankypanky, though that doesn't stop them from flirting with me. Thing is though, GF also has a thing for young girls (and boys), and she hoped we'd both be able to put it aside. If she found out, I think she'd be more angry about not telling her because she'd like to join in. She's always been honest that her darkest fantasy is us dominating and raping a young girl, I don't want to make these stressful times even more stressful for her with the temptation.
i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"
i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....
browsing the porn section
see this
"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"
and then the description
"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"
and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.
i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.
seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her
when i walk past teenage boys i like to smell the air of their wake.
>>710275010
we gotta see
>>710275491
COCK CUM
>>710275516
I could never fuck girls like that, and then leave them alone because GF came back.
Somehow you both much less and much more willpower than I do.
>>710275523
holy shit this describes my bitch sister-in-law and what i want to see happen to her, like perfectly, just force black cock down that cheating whore's throat til her mascara runs
>>710275775
Helps that GF is my dream woman in every way and a total dream in the sack, admittedly.
>>710275649
how old is your step-daughter...
I'm curious for the wrong reasons.
>>710275516
more?
>>710273005
Tell us all. We need stories!
>>710276281
this
>>710276280
>>710276281
Well, specifics please. If I have to type everything out I'll be here until morning.
>>710275990
Sounds like you guys live in a perfect situation to get endless pussy, and still keep you GF's pussy too...
>>710248826
I print out no-face nudes of my gf, put them in a letter with a heart on it and throw them into the mail box of my schoolmate
>>710276068
I am curious too...
And I want the pics
>>710276393
First time with 12.
I lost my virginity by raping someone
>>710276631
>>710276728
12 it is. Gimme a sec, on the way.
>>710276415
Yeah, but we're both aware that it's morally and ethically very slippery ground, and the girls are so open to it also because of a lack of strong familial grounding so it kinda feels like taking advantage. Nothing is without consequences.
>>710276824
Same!
>>710276824
Green text!
>>710276879
Green plz
My boyfriend has a femdom fetish. I indulged him and got him one of those chastity belts, which I've had him in for over two months now. I lost the key on the third day. I played it cool and kept acting like I'm just tormenting him for my amusement but I secretly hate this shit, I just can't get myself to come clean.
I have ED induced by porn addiction. Got a gf and can't stay hard for her. Quit now /b/ros
>>710277071
Just say you lost it yesterday. Your welcome.
I fuck almost every girl I meet Raw, dont like condoms for shit. I dont fuck ant dirty street hookers or high class paid escorts because the dislike of condoms. Is that bad /b/?. and yeah I know reagular girls are more likely to have an std compared to hookers.
>>710277288
thats pretty alpha my nigga
>>710276631
>>710276728
12 then. 12 is gifted, which is incredibly rare in the Philippines, and she's not doing well in school and her parents don't know why. I'm also gifted, I also didn't do well in school because of reasons and went to special gifted ed after a suicide attempt, so I know my way around the adolescent gifted mind. Before you go "lol braggart", shit sucks and I wish I was never born that way. Anyway, her parents and my GF rightfully assumed that me spending time with 12 would be good for her passions to come back a bit. Whoops, switching to greentext:
>so I take her out to places outside of the house, which is too busy for her to focus. Take her to the zoo to talk biology, we visit the studio of a national news broadcast so I can show her how media is produced, stuff like that; away from school, away from responsiblities
>I can really empathize with her. So smart she picks shit up immediately, but she also knows a lot more than she should; for instance, she knows about Duterte's drug war and it scares the shit out of her.
>We get close because she needs me, and truth be told I need to make sure she avoids all the pain I went through as a kid so we stick together and become buddies.
>One night in her room, she asks me about me and my GF, the bedroom things. I ask her what she already knows, and as most kids like us, she already knows more than her goddamn parents so I don't have to hold back. We even discuss the psychological dynamics of BDSM, something my girl and I are into, and 12 is fascinated and asking questions about it. Good ones too, non-giggly and smart.
>She asks me about what I look for in a girl and if my GF has it, and I describe what I like in a girl (my girl has all those traits). Then she remarks, gleefully, "wait, I'm all of that too! Do you find me attractive then?"
>Thing is with gifted kids, if you ain't honest, they sniff it out of you anyway so might as well say it. "Yes, you're a very attractive girl".
>cont
>>710259876
nice one
>>710260804
fuck her
My daughter keeps some condoms in her nightstand. I poke holes in them. I also replace her bc pills with baby aspirin
>>710274822
>>710274957
>>710275086
I dont see it ever not being "fopa". Even if it was morally ok
>>710248826 (OP) post pics plz
>>710277699
cont.
>I didn't say that to start something, just to boost her self-esteem a bit (was before 9 and 15), but before I knew it she smiled and kissed me, completely taking me off guard
>At first I pulled back but shit man, she really was something special. Smart, beautiful, and I'll admit it, I wanted to fuck her since I first saw her. So I leaned back in to kiss her again
>She laughed, I laughed, and I asked her if she ever kissed a guy before; she said no, and over the next half hour I taught her how to French kiss and make out
>During making out I couldn't stop myself and slid my hand under her dress, and started touching her over her panties, she didn't stop me.
>I slid down her dress so I could suck her tiny titty (late bloomer, told you) while I slipped my hand into her panties, I felt a slight hint of fur and I was overjoyed but I also felt how sopping wet she was (family trait, GF has it too and 12 and 15 both have it; even 9 has it)
>She asked me to "please" have sex with her, not even going to handjobs or blowjobs or whatever, and without thinking I took off my pants, took off her dress and panties, wildly made out with her some more until she herself grabbed my dick and told me to put it in her
>it didn't fit at first, I'm white + wide and she's a small Filipina girl so it took some doing, but after a long road where she soldiered through the pain (she said she liked it afterwards, the pain specifically) I got about halfway in and we were able to fuck in earnest
>came in her, rubbed her clit to orgasm, was ready to go again by that time, came in her again, rubbed her clit again, etc. We must've gone at it four times each at least, in all kinds of positions
>had a shower together, made out some more, and she slept with me in my room that night
Now that GF is back I still hang out with gifted girl, but we both agreed to not do anything anymore. Which doesn't stop her from teasing me to death, little harpy.
>>710251304
>ex
absolutely NOTHING to feel guilty about. this is a motherfucking win. A highlight of your life. A story to tell your grandchildren one day.
>>710252990
>confess
IDGAF about this
>>710278483
Now tell us your favorite time with 15
>>710252704
>>710253301
>>710253554
fake faggot internet pix stolen
I'm shocked Rick. Shocked.
>>710278483
soooo... what about the 15 year old?
>>710278840
i like carrots
>>710278808
>>710278937
Coming right up, favorite time with her instead of first.
>>710248826
Married over 20 years.
Have fucked about 200 women while married. 75% whores / 25% civilians. As I have less time and patience for fishing while having more disposable income, the whores are outpacing the civvies a lot.
>>710278952
wascally wabbit
>>710278194
Why would you want her to get pregnant? You're probably gonna be the one who has to take care of the result. How old is she?
![tQsf2R2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rlCSOSY.jpg "tQsf2R2[1].jpg")
>>710262590
I have a hypersexual friend like you. He was groomed by a faggot friend of his dad's when he was like 12 or so but the only difference is that he never became gay, he fucked with a lot of girls and to this day has to jack off at least 7 times a day if he's not getting any from his wife.
Come to think of it sometimes when he visits me and takes a longer than usual shit in my house, I bet he's tossing off to his iPhone in there. Poor bastard.
>>710256819
>>710251713
if you make the pix so they can't be reverse image searched, you are a genius
>I know how to make pix unfindable in reverse image search
>>710260407
there is only one answer. tits
>>710271352
Find another girl. The second you get another girl interested in your i'm 100% sure you'll forget all about her.
>>710278937
>>710278808
>School break's over, kids need to go back, 12 and 9 have a few more days while 17 is already gone to boarding school, me and 15 are the only ones awake in the house.
>She knows I love schoolgirl uniforms, and she didn't tell me she has to wear one
>Comes into the kitchen with my back turned making breakfast for us, she says "good morning daddy" (she knows my girlfriend says that, dunno how she found out).
>I turn around, and she's sitting on the dining table
>She's slightly chubby, which I love I admit, with tits that are way bigger than her Filipina genes and her family heritage would suggest, all soft and jiggly because not yet fully grown, and she's obviously not wearing a bra
>I turned off the stove, tossed the breakfast into the trash, picked her up and took her to my room, she wasn't wearing any panties already so that was easy
>Pushed it in her all the way hard and deep, made her yelp and moan, and I unbuttoned her shirt to make those glorious tits of hers flop out to suck on and play with
>I fucked her so hard even my dick hurt, and she said she was sore for days, quicky because we didn't have much time
>when I was almost about to cum I remembered she's not on the pill, but before I could even say something she begged me to cum in her anyway, she wants to feel it for the first time, so I came in her and she came because of it for the first time
>drive her to school afterwards, no breakfast so we pick up something on the way to school, and before she steps out of the car she shows me the cummy mess between her legs amply covered by the skirt, instantly making me hard again
>gives me a kiss on the cheek and gets out of the car
>>710262590
why didn't I have any school mates like you?
>love having my cock sucked and cum guzzled. still not gay.
>>710263483
yep
don't worry, there's always an hero
>>710272539
Dont be a pussy, you started banging this other chick just cause you wanted to spread your seed and you caught feelings.
man up and realise she was only a lay and nothing more.
>>710263919
now THIS "not supposed to" I can get behind.
>>710265556
yes you do faggot
>>710279785
Shits pure fucking gold. Tell us about your favorite time with 12.
>>710279213
I'm curious if she would keep it, and I want to see her with bigger tits and a baby bump. I've got a pregnancy fetish but wife got her tubes tied after our third, so it isn't gonna happen again there.
>>710267143
showing tits here now will make you feel better
>I promise
>>710267769
Ted Cruz, you need to get a real hobby now that you're not running for president any more.
>>710248826
fucked a chick who had gotten married so recently that one excuse she used to sneak out to take my loads was that she had to go to the photographer to decide which wedding pictures to print.
she was quite the hot fuck. Sucked to completion like a champ and swallowed every drop. Loved getting pounded every which way.
Here's the best part. We met chatting while she was at work. She worked a scam to get "promoted" to unix sysadmin. She was a secretary and her boss was in on it so she could make a fuckton more money. She didn't even know what unix meant, let alone how to logon or type a single command.
Yes, I can honestly say my unix skillz got me laid.
>>710267332
You should write her and say
"Oh shit im so sorry, i have been busy all morning why dont you let me make it up to you?"
and then you stop responding again!
>>710280127
Glad you enjoy it. I have to run in a sec so I'll have to shorten my fave time with 12 a bit:
>over the days we talk more about sexuality and psychodynamics of it, not just having sex or talking about it lewdly but sex as a science
>she also finds out about my fetishes, and a big one is certain kinds of lingerie like stockings and the like
>Now remember, these kids are hella rich, and they all have their own creditcard, and they use it quite wisely if I'm being honest, so I don't look at packages being delivered at all and just drop 'm in relevant kid's room
>One evening I'm laying in bed, and she sends me a message via Viber, "close your eyes and wait", I message back OK and close my eyes
>I can hear the door open, her coming in, then close, and how she's softly walking to the side of the bed
>she tells me to open my eyes and I do, and I'm just fucking lost for words for a sec
>white seethrough stockings, classy ones too, and a white seethrough babydoll that opens on the front, obviously made for a girl that actually has boobs (she's almost flat) but that only makes it hotter
>even wearing makeup, red lipstick, and slight eyeshadow
>I honestly can't even remember what happened next, I can only remember flashes because I literally went crazy on her
>Only thing I do remember was that during an intermezzo I suggested anal, and we started playing with her ass, but after two fingers it started hurting
>She loves pain when I fuck her, loves it,but it was obvious this wasn't gonna fit, so I ate her out while fingerfucking her ass and she came buckets in my mouth, before I mounted her again
>only remember the sun coming up and us both saying "wait, what?" almost at the same time
I'll be honest, I do have a crush on her. Gifted people just operate on a different instinctual level, age just doesn't seem to matter much.
>>710271076
c'mere, I'll fuck your face like the whore that you are
>>710280205
No but if you give me your skype or e-mail and listen to my shit in there i may think about it
>>710271822
>oved the cock in her ass. Dont know why I left her.
that smell
>>710271925
>by fucking a midget
are you still seeing him?
>>710270648
>i dont know
OFC YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW OTHER WISE THEY WOULDENT HAVE TO STRAP YOU DOWN TO A FUCKING BED
I MEAN A LOGICAL PERSON WOULD JUST STOP WHAT EVER BEHAVIOR WAS CAUSING THEM TO GET STRAPPED DOWN TO A FUCKING BED
>>710254540
you probably couldn't even suicide properly. What a fucking waste.
I work from home. I log in in the morning and spend most of my time goofing off. I do maybe 2 hours of work a day.
>>710272539
yeah, you have a REAL problem. I smell revenge. She tells your wife, destroys your car, makes you lose your job. then she doesn't want you anyway.
>enjoy hell, faggot.
>>710272612
impressed by my big cock and the way I shove it ALL the way down her throat?
pedo
>>710272695
it's actually really easy anon. First you want to give them a compliment. Walk up and say something like "you sure don't sweat much for a big ole fat girl".
>then you can ask them anything
>>710273005
>Philippines)
enjoy the vigilante murders of your family, they don't give a fuck if they get a few innocent people as colalteral damage
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjryf8lrTKmxktiItYZo79A
have fun be really mean
I act like i'm fine being alone and that i don't need anybody but i really just want someone to cuddle with. I just can't ask to do it. I can't let myself be vulnerable in that way.
I miss my mom and brother. I miss my home. I miss my life. I threw it all away for nothing. I literally fucked my life up for no reason. Just threw it all away for no point. Would have been one thing if it was for gambling or drugs but i actually just have a compulsive need to self sabotage i think.
Whenever things are calm and going fine, i end up finding something to fuck shit up if someone else doesn't do it for me first.
My family are gonna help me move to another country but they don't know that i plan on just going crazy with drugs until either a miracle happens or i die.
I'm white, and the only friends I can relate to are all black people. It feels like I'm caught between two worlds. White people just don't "get" it, but black people think I'm culturally appropriating even though this has been happening my entire life. Maybe I grew up in a ghetto area or something and just never realized it. All my friends from the schools I went to are all minorities, and right now I'm dating the only white person I've ever dated in my entire life. My last ex was a black man that I was engaged to for 2 years, and I was with him for 4. It's almost like culture shock at this point, because my current S.O. just doesn't "get it". He doesn't like the music, he doesn't like the humor, he doesn't like the culture. I get made fun of for being a black woman trapped in a white girls body. But the worst part is the racism I had to deal with when my ex and I were together. He used to tell me all the time, "the only reason I'm dating you is to get back at the white man." He thought he was joking of course, but in the end it really did pan out that way. He didn't want to commit to someone outside of his racial group, and his mother used to call me "some crazy white bitch" at every holiday event.
It sucks being shunned by both sides of the racial divide in this country.
>>710281748
I'm white so I'm already under extra scrutiny, shit's really not cool man. Politically this country is a shitfest under Duterte, I really hope you guys won't make the same mistake and elect Trump.
>>710273005
>Philippines).
pedo anon, you live in the fucking Philippines. you could get kiddy whores for $3 all day long everywhere who you can't be tied to. no strings attached.
stop being stupid. don't fuck wiht the ones that can burn you.
>jeeeezus
keep going like that and you'll be next on Duterte's list
>>710281621
That's just cruel, man. You'll be setting him up not just for a failure but to be the laughing stock of the people around him.
>>710267642
I feel like I've definitely seen these before
>>710248826
I am reaching my mid 20's while suffering from social anxiety disorder, major depressive disorder, insomnia, a predisposition for bipolar disorder and paranoid shizophrenia, having lived through a shitty childhood and eating psychotopic drugs (ritalin, prozac, etc..) every fall and winter in order to not want to kill myself without telling most people about how shitty my life is...
>>710267768
18 or older here bud. Back to tumblr.
>>710273713
there's absolutely no way that can go wrong
>>710268913
this is a terrible fucking story. Please go to Japan with that other guy.
My shit doesn't stink.
>>710272695
Depending where you know them, it could be as easy as going over to them and chatting about something. Like, get a feel to them. It's pretty damn unlikely they'll react well to you asking them out out of nowhere.
And remember, rejection hurts, but you have to take a chance to achieve anything. And often the one time you're successful outshines the times you weren't. Unless you're really fortunate, you won't have success just falling into your lap.
I use my mom's dildo when she's not home
>>710248826
At my friend's birthday I drunkenly fucked his older sister (she was completely sober though)
>>710282376
????!!?but how?
I think I might want to eat my little sister's pussy. I'm a girl. We're both adults.
>>710273950
was at a friends house on Halloween. One of my "friends" started kissing me and rubbing my asshole. so freaked out I didn't know what to do. I did know that if I confronted him, I would have killed the faggot. Seriously. Strangled the life out of him. Lay there realizing it wasn't worth going to jail the rest of my life. Then it stopped.
>I might still kill him one day when I know I can get away with it.
yeah, will definitely do that
I want to abandon my fiancé
I'm going to try and make a move on one of my friends tonight. We've known each other for three or four years now, and I had been getting signals from her for months, but now that we have some time together she suddenly seems apprehensive. I'm only in town for two more days, and this will be the last I see of her for at least another month or two. I'm worried that if this backfires the next couple of days are going to be super fucking awkward - I'm staying at her place while I'm here.
The banana meme isn't funny
>>710281395
I dont know if she will be vindictive or not. I want to say no, but she might flip her shit when I tell I that I'm not leaving my wife, but I want to continue my poker nights with her. She wants to be "more than a fuck", and she knows I love her, but we will see I suppose. I need to figure out how to string it along until she wants to move on I suppose.
>>710268145
Pull your cock out of your dad's mouth and turn off Fox news.
>>710282658
I fully support you in this endeavor anon
>>710267768
Power fantasies like this are quite common, especially on those who are bullied. It will probably get better anon.
>>710282797
why's that?
secret...
>>710282797
do it, faggot
>>710272695
dont listen to these other virgins. its easy as shit and I'll tell you why...
women don't care nearly as much as you do. most of you paralyze yourselves with fear because you don't want to say X or do Y but seriously...
>relax
they're people too, and when you're nervous they get nervous and they don't want to be around someone who's constantly stressing them out. just act natural around them, treat them like human beings. holding them to some kind of pedestal is what sets y'all up for failure. theres no fucking way they'll live up to your standards that way.
so walk up to a chick, talk to her about whatever she likes, make her laugh a bunch, and then casually mention a social gathering IN PUBLIC, like a party or a club or something. don't go straight to dinner and a movie unless you're fucking bitches off tinder. if she shows up to the party, awesome. if she doesn't, no big deal. have a good time, and she'll have a good time participating in YOUR good time. if you make it ALL about her, it's going to get creepy as shit.
>rapey vibe
>>710281323
What do you do?
>>710276824
what could possibly go wrong?
