Insult/roast my girlfriend
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Insult/roast my girlfriend
>>710239238
>>710239238
shitty tattoo, meh choice in underwear;
make her take her panties off and spread her ashole
>>710239591
Will you make fun of that too?
>>710239591
Here now let me hear it
>>710239591
Do you like these better?
>>710239793
Dude I'd shove my cock in that asshole just to remind her to keep her cheeks spread at all times
>>710240024
It these
>>710240024
Email me her snapchat so I can flirt with her on a daily
Kevinstacey35@ gmail dot com
>>710240043
Awesome I would love to watch that
>>710240151
I bet you would now email me her snap so we can get to talking, I won't say a thing about /b/ it'll be like 9/11 an inside job where only you and I know what's going on
>>710239591
Or these
>>710240127
No I wouldn't do that to her
>>710240367
I can respect that, can I tell you how badly I wanna make her moan ?
Would your girlfriend like my cock in her?
>>710240477
Yes please do that's what I want to hear give me all the details what holes and everything
>>710240568
Definitely and I would love to watch you fuck her holes how big are you?
sharpie in pooper?
her boyfriends a faggot
>>710241103
I don't think she would do it but loves anal and butt plugs in her ass
>>710241684
then make her but her biggest dildo up her ass
>>710241792
I will try
>>710240367
are her tits so bad that you just show her ass? i bet they are
>>710239238
>that tattoo
I didn't realize it was still 2004
thats a guy!
>>710243061
You tell me
>>710243061
>>710243158
Lol I hate it she love it
>>710243391
More ass
>>710243391
Anyone wanna roast my chicks full pussy?
>>710243541
I bet thats not even your load, faggot
>>710243461
>>710243727
>>710243660
Cant prove it but i assure you its mine
>>710239318
Show some good pics of pussy from front. Natural, not spread. Also some frontal underwear shots. One of my fetishes is the shape of a chicks pussy through underwear. Bonus points if you can see a landing strip or tidy pubes through the underwear
Will tell you how I'd fuck her in return
>>710243541
Another... roast her
Bump
>>710244293
>>710245059
>>710245089
>>710245107
>>710245140
>>710245107
>>710245089
Love your girl op seen you post a lot before her ass is her best feature just eats up thongs
>>710245269
Thanks man how would you like to fuck her?
>>710245457
Every way possible bro!
But for starters id have her on all fours with that fat ass stuck up in the air for me with a nice lacy g string and pound that shit doggy
>>710244293
>>710245792
>>710245826
Ginger detected?
>>710245633
Awesome would you fuck her ass or pussy?
>>710245932
No I wish but she is blonde
>>710245956
Probably stretch her pussy out alittle half hour in her pussy then pull out and slip in her asshole.
There is nothing to roast....
Seexy bitch
lets see her getting fucked
>>710246177
Awesome would you cum in her asshole?
>>710246277
Thanks what do you think about her pussy?
>>710246551
>>710246437
I'm a different guy, but i wanna fuck her ass so god damn hard rn
>>710246340
Best I have of that
>>710239318
>>710239238
my gf has those panties
>>710246076
She has an incredibly eatable oussy, awesome nipples and a beautiful shape. Would treat her like a whore, bind her wrists, clamp nipples and stretch her labia while burying my fingers in her pussy. Force orgasms unrelentingly and then cream all over those tits.
>>710246584
Would you cum inside her while I had to watch?
>>710246649
Awesome post a pic of then or her in them
>>710246657
Love it keep going would you fill her ass with cum?
>>710246671
Fuck yes, i'd cum ALOT too. Got any of her bent over spreading ass?
>>710246787
>>710246887
>>710246584
>>710246787
you can fuck her asshole and ill fuck her pussy bro tagteam this cucks bitch in front of him
>>710246951
I'm the op and would absolutely love that to happened while I watched of only it could come true
>>710244293
Fresh ones I just had her send me do you like?
>>710247110
>>710246911
Mmmm, i'd leave her gaping. Love that ass i'd fill her up so fuckin good
>>710247258
Would you make me lick her as show after you filled her up?
>>710246750
With her wrists cuffed behind her back, would force her to mount yours or another friend's cock in cowgirl, and then with friend supporting her as she leans forward by squeezing her tits hard, would fuck her ass unrelentingly. Cum deep inside, and after completely spent would pull her head back by her hair and force her down harder onto the cock in her pussy.
>>710247258
>>710247025
as annon was gaping your bitches asshole id be pumping my fat cock in and out of her pussy
>>710247354
Dam man you are making me so hard I wish someone would do this to her in real life keep going man
>>710247460
Dam I'm in love and would love to see this actually happen hopefully one day my dream will come true would you fill her with your warm cum?
You are a god op.
>>710247618
I wish but you anons make it happen for me I love all the replys
>>710247497
Dude I've done all that back when the wife and I were swingers. You can too, just talk to her and then search for groups near you and go to a party. Fantasies sometimes become a reality if you meet the right like-minded couples.
But regardless you're one lucky SOB to be in a relationship with such a hot and seductive lady. Enjoy and thanks a lot for sharing her with /b/
>>710247994
Awesome I hope to make it a reality soon
Anyone else?
>>710248723
Yeh id feed your girl my bbc bro
>>710248755
Pic?
>>710239238
So she had 50 bucks one time? Cool cool
>>710249518
Huh?
>>710249692
Dumb fuck. Her cheap whore ass tattoo
>>710249769
Got it yes I fucking hate it but nothing I can do about it
>>710249916
From?
>>710249967
Illinois
>>710245059
>>710245089
>>710247110
Nice. My thoughts:
Pussy shape decent, good pubes growth pattern, not too dark, but her shaving/trimming is a train wreck. If she can't shave or wax it clean, tell her to rock a landing strip.
The way her clit shape comes all the way up to the top of her pussy and protrudes from between the lips is kinda weird. Also the way her pussy tucks under her butthole is weird.
Good tits though, decent body, would definitely fuck. Pussy shape through panties is really good. Tattoo is utter trash.
Would have her suck my cock while she told me how nice my cock is compared to yours. Tells me how it fills her mouth up nicely. Then I would have her sit over me with panties on and stroke my cock just like pic related. I'd cum all over that slut and then after she got cleaned up I'd suck on her pussy lips and play with her clit till I got hard again. I'd make her cum a couple times then pound her asshole raw dog and fill her asshole with my cum. I'd make her let it drip out of her ass onto your bed and shit so you could clean it up later.
Finally if she was into it I'd recharge again and let her dominate me. Fuck my ass with a strap on while she strokes my cock. As soon. As I start cumming flicks my cock and stops touching it. As soon as my cock stops twitching and goes limp I degrade her for having such a trashy tat, call you a cuck, and peace out
>>710250123
Awesome I love every part of that and yes she would definitely fucking your ass with her strap on she fucks my ass all the time with it and I love it it even vibrates
more booty shots nigga? that ass is fat
>>710251946
Let me see what else I have
>>710252501
thanks bro your girls ass is way fine
>>710245089
>>710245107
yeast infection
>>710252747
Lmao ok thanks doc
>>710246551
She's been to war and back....
>>710252584
>>710253149
>>710239238
can anyone tell me who this girl is?
>>710253149
>>710253259
so fuckin sexy
>>710253342
No get that shot out off my thread make your own
>>710253356
Thanks what would you do to her?
Degrade my fiances pussy.
Do your worst
>>710253551
id tie her up and leave her in an abandoned house in the gheto and set up cameras with a sign outside saying "free white whore" and proceed to watch the influx of random blacks to come get some of that VERY fresh lookin white pussy
>>710253551
That ass looks like a rocket exhaust
>>710253469
Different guy but just how rough would you let a stranger be with her? Or do you get off on seeing in a guy completely dominate her and watching her in front of you beg helplessly?
>>710253551
Op of thread here do you have any other pics?
>>710253820
I would love to watch her holes get rekt helplessly while u watched
>>710254059
While I watched I mistyed that
>>710253120
That's what I want to hear let me hear more
>>710239238
Would cum in your slut gf's ass.
>>710253869
Sure do.
>>710254622
If she was a Boeing airplane, her flaps would crash the landing...
>>710254821
Would you make me lick her asshole when you were done?
>>710255273
Awesome love it keep them coming
>>710254827
any pic of her spreading that butthole?
>>710254827
Nice how old ? And full body nudes?
![[000991].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6tmU003.jpg "[000991].jpg")
anyone want to roast mine?
>>710255399
I've seen mining tunnels more narrow than her pussy.....
Where are you guys from?!
>>710255840
Do you have any nudes of your fat whore?
>>710255840
Sure, let me get the XL grill going....
Insult mine
>>710255878
Illinois
>>710255941
Dam that's a big girl do you have any pics of her fat cunt?
>>710255944
Ah thats a shame...
Would love to hear the echo in her chamber...
>>710255909
yeah i hhave a few
>>710255840
Nice fuck piggy, type of girl you'd only wanna be rough with
>>710256089
Post them and also how old is she and how long you been together?
![[000706].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B5Pl4Eu.jpg "[000706].jpg")
26, 3 years
>>710256058
I would love to watch
>>710256170
just use and abuse her
>>710256288
Dam she is fat she looks about 46 not 26 and her as looks like a deflated balloon
>>710256288
I would fuck her fat floppy ass raw until it was bleeding then blow my warm cum load in her ass and make you lick all of my cum on of her fat bleeding asshole
![[000775].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9BYJ8xG.jpg "[000775].jpg")
>>710256790
pump her full of cum like the fat greedy pig she is
>>710256909
How much does she weigh she is fucking huge
>>710256987
160lbs but only 5ft 4
>>710239238
I would like to put my penis in her butthole and thrust until I came, even if my thrusting caused some of her poop to come out. I bet when she takes a shit, it stinks up the bathroom for an hour.
>>710257030
Disgusting where are you guys located
>>710257148
Yes it does and I love when my dick is full of her shit after I fuck her ass
>>710257220
Dam
>>710257274
you want to use the fuck pig?
>>710257220
whereabouts in the uk?
>>710257347
north west
>>710257317
I wouldn't mind fuking a fat cunt like that anymore pics?
![[000996].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VnXD9Ho.jpg "[000996].jpg")
>>710257414
>>710254827
that pussy looks diseased
>>710257378
Close!
Would love to fuck your gf!!
>>710257461
love that fat booty more thong pics?
>>710257461
Any pics of saggy tits?
>>710256288
That ass is so depressing she's a trainwreck. The only way I'd fuck her is if she made up for it with raw cock gobbling enthusiasm.
>>710257608
where are you located?
![[000983].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5JBv1Eg.jpg "[000983].jpg")
>>710257625
>>710257746
Liverpool!
>>710254827
It looks like someone punched her in the asshole and it left a dent.
![[000423].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j9oRS14.jpg "[000423].jpg")
>>710257642
>>710257766
Hell yeah more?
>>710257766
Please post more! Any of boobs?!
>>710257843
yeah this >>710257811
>>710257254
Pics or you are not being truthful.
Jesus Christ OP these pictures gave me pink eye.
![[000651].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8qkboIl.jpg "[000651].jpg")
>>710257712
this good enough?
>>710257948
does she swalllow?!
>>710258043
no always spits mine out
>>710257920
Awesome glad you enjoyed them
>>710257877
man, want to swap contact and maybe get together here in the north?
Would like to spray her with my cum after a good fucking!
>>710239238
Goodness I would love to pin her down to the ground, fill her mouth with my hand and force my fat throbbing, veiny cock inside her tender little slutty ass hole while she moans in pain and pleasure at the same time. I want her to fart on my cock, I want to hear a fart each time I pull out of her tight little shit hole while she giggles, the proceed to gag her with my hand. I want to degrade her, I want her to cry in pleasure while her mascara is dripping down her face, with you sitting in the corner watching, jerking your cock like the dirty cuck you are. I'd love for her to shit on my cock while I pump her shitter full of cum, more please OP!
>>710258104
thanks for the offer! but i aint really into meeting up with people but i like that idea
>>710243541
win
moar
>>710258181
in any case, if you want to chat just hit me up:
volafappingrules(at)outlook(dot)com
>>710258478
thanks i will keep that
>>710255840
with an apple in her mouth.
teh fuck. pussy shots too asshole, not one of her marble thighs and picking her nose
>>710258131
Awesome I love it I already posted most of the ones I have I'll see if I have anymore what else would you do to her?
>>710257948
Let's see those fat tits
>>710239238
Your gf is a sad, pathetic whore, and she knows it. She doesn't like you, but she stays with you because she knows she can't do any better.
>>710239238
how old is gf?
>>710259332
Awesome tell me more
>>710258131
I found more but these are it until she sends new ones
>>710260490
>>710260518
>>710260547
>>710260577
>>710256009
>>710260577
>>710260599
what kind of classless ho sends pic of her cunt? that's borderline prostitute tier
>>710260212
moar pussy pics and creampie
>>710256009
>>710256009
>>710260490
>>710260547
Her pussy looks destroyed. Nice and creamy too... I would love to just open it up and fill it with spit, then fist her gaping hole while she screams in pleasure and agony. I want her to cry while we exchange spit, all while you're jerking your cock in the corner, watching with anticipation...More please sir
>>710260763
very nice pussy, did you cream inside of her or is that just the juice?
>>710260763
win!
Would fill her so full. only after she begs me to cum in her though. nothing makes me nut harder than a bitch asking me to nut in her
>>710260757
My girlfriend lol
>>710260758
I've posted all I have until she sends me more
>>710260922
That's all I have until she sends me more I posted a ton of them but please keep going on how you would duck her
>>710260677
Nice I would love to fuck her fat cunt and ass how much does she weigh?
>>710260763
She is pretty sexy for a fat bitch I would love to fill her ass full of my warm cum then make you suck it out of her fat ass
>>710253711
Underrated post
>>710260996
>>710261009
>>710261571
>>710261684
Its my cum.
Shes 5'5 and is about 150.
Ive watched her as shes fucked two different dudes before.
Heres a pic from her in college when she fatter and more hairy. Shes got a huge red cunt too.
>>710255941
Where you guys from?
>>710262163
any more
>>710262163
How old?
>>710239238
How old is she OP?
>>710262771
Op here she is 19
>>710239238
Tramp-stamped piece of trash is her own insult.
Lets here what you got
>>710263039
Love it
>>710263164
Any nudes? How old? How long you been together?
>>710263319
27, year or so
>>710263164
Would cum on her face!
Where from?!
My whore Gf, roast/degrade plz
>>710263344
florida, she hates that but I love blowing it on her face
>>710263376
How old any other pics?
>>710263340
Any nudes?
>>710239238
She looks like an ass.
>>710263574
yeah plenty
>>710263164
She looks like a fat chipmunk with a flat ass
>>710263640
Please post for a good roast lol
>>710262955
How tall?
>>710263376
>>710263528
21, requests?
>>710263626
Haha nice
>>710263724
5'1
>>710263720
lets hear it first and ill give ya something before im back at work
>>710263376
>>710263734
Her cumdumpster , thoughts ?
>>710263734
Dam look at those strech marks on her fat thighs has she shot out a kid or 5 ?or just fat?
>>710263848
Pussy looks old as fuck
>>710263814
No tits flat ass pale as fuck and has a ugly fucking face but body looks fuckable
>>710264086
yeah shes got a 32D
>>710264152
Dam can't tell in pictures post some that show different and some of her pussy
>>710263905
Just fat
>>710239238
whats to insult? shes beautiful. hope she has the personality to match
>>710264403
Nice would you let me cum in her ass while you watched?
>>710264496
Thanks appreciate it
>>710263164
Post nudes please
>>710262163
Put this next to "curvy cutie" in Wikipedia, already. Fuck you, Jimmy Wales, in advance.
>>710265209
Please
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>>710239793
Looks like that asshole has some miles on it. Were yiu the first guy to pound her there, or did you have to endure her history of being a "good Catholic girl" before you joined her in the rectal rodeo?
>>710239238
>>710243541
>>710244408
>>710245140
>>710253551
>>710254827
>>710255840
>>710255941
>>710256909
>>710260677
>>710262163
>>710263164
>>710263376
>>710263734
If she gets on cam I will roast your wife or girlfriend on microphone. Or just send me pictures and I can reply back with degrading messages. Email me if you are interested. [email protected]
>>710266944
Her ex did when she was 16 because they didn't have a condem but that's it before me she's 19 now and we been together 3 years and she made me wait awhile for ass play but now we do it often she loves it
who will roast my ex?
>>710267480
Any nudes of this fat ugly bitch?
>>710267480
She looks like a woman from a Far Side cartoon, Also, I would love to come all over her face.
>>710267480
Will roast any and all nudes
>>710267732
>>710267741
>>710267355
Good.
>>710268244
I can tell by the number of ear piercings that she definitely takes it up the ass...doesn't she?
>>710240568
Hang yourself, nigger
>>710268348
yes she has
>>710262163
more!
>>710268459
Lets see that ass in a thong tho
>>710239238
LORRETA LYNCH IS ACTIVELY PROTECTING THE CLINTON FOUNDATION FROM BEING LOOKED INTO RIGHT NOW BY INVESTIGATORS.
FIRE UP YOUR TWITTERS AND SHAME THE DOJ FOR BLOCKING REQUESTS TO PROBE THE CLINTON FOUNDATION.
CLEAR AS DAY CONFLICTS OF INTEREST ARE GOING ON HERE.
PLEASE DO WHAT YOU CAN TO HELP.
Go back about 30ish minutes small segment on LYNCH and the FBI.GOV/VAULT DROPS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OttppxjrWr4
We must keep pushing the LORETTA LYNCH and PETER KADZIK.
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PETER KADZIK is also PODESTA's lawyer!
>>710268669
good as i got
>>710268800
I would pump her asshole with my warm cum and then make her spoon it into her mouth
>>710268244
How old?
>>710269788
got any pussy pics?
better than tinder! plenty of sexy sluts of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>710270398
>>710270398
no sorry
>>710239238
>710239238
LORRETA LYNCH IS ACTIVELY PROTECTING THE CLINTON FOUNDATION FROM BEING LOOKED INTO RIGHT NOW BY INVESTIGATORS.
FIRE UP YOUR TWITTERS AND SHAME THE DOJ FOR BLOCKING REQUESTS TO PROBE THE CLINTON FOUNDATION.
CLEAR AS DAY CONFLICTS OF INTEREST ARE GOING ON HERE.
PLEASE DO WHAT YOU CAN TO HELP.
Go back about 35ish minutes small segment on LYNCH and the FBI.GOV/VAULT DROPS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OttppxjrWr4
We must keep pushing the LORETTA LYNCH and PETER KADZIK.
PETER KADZIK is currently in charge of the FBI investigation into the Clinton Foundation.
PETER KADZIK is also PODESTA's lawyer!
Bump
Anyone else?
Op here did anyone save any of my girlfriends pics? If so what do you plan to do with them?are you going to fap to them please tell me
>>710239793
>>710239793
No roasting here, I'd eat that ass on the daily. Please tell me you're rimming that bro.
>>710273223
I'm fapping to her asshole right now. I want to taste her shitter.
>>710256288
fat as hell
>>710273481
Yes just did last night actually
better than tinder! plenty of horny milfs of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>710273992
Awesome it taste sweet as can be post pic of you fapping or your load when you get done with a timestamp please
>>710247141
if you had her send these, then who is pulling her underwear to the side?
>>710274786
Her
>>710274607
Lucky fuck
>>710274751
Ok but I'm edging so it may be a little bit
>>710273992
Also do you plan on saving them to fap to again?
>>710274915
And I loved every minute of it would you blow your load in her ass while I watched?
>>710274966
OK post current pic and one after
Keep it going anons help me hit 300 for my girl also if thread stays alive I will post pics of her creamy panties
>>710276188
Just post them. We are losing steam and you obviously want to.
>>710247110
If you guys keep this thread alive I will post a pic of these creamed panties of hers when I get home with time stamp if you want
>>710277646
I'm not home yet or I would have you saved or fapped to any of her pics?
>>710277675
OK, like the Obama administration says about sexual assault: "It's on us!"
>>710277885
Yes it is keep alive and you will be rewarded I promise
Bump
>>710278471
I can even post pics of her dildos I'd you guys want
>>710252747
Tell me, doctor anon, what does a yeast infection LOOK like?
>>710257030
I'm 5 foot 5 and was smaller than her at 176lbs, anon. She's not fucking 160, no way.
>>710280097
Haha op here yah I know I thought that comment was hilarious like Wtf?
>>710256397
>>710257712
>>710274234
ur 2 picky
>>710280565
Are we?
Here is the ass of a slightly overweight 21 year old. Tell me which one actually looks like they're in their 20s, not their 40s.
>>710280913
Her for sure anymore?
>>710280913
asshole pics plz
8 more replies to 300
>>710280913
>>>(you)
"My tastes in women are superior to your tastes in women"
"Beauty is not subjective"
"I have won the argument"
>>710281632
>You're too picky because you don't like the pigs I like
Kinda being a hypocrite here anon.
>>710281223
>>710281372
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjryf8lrTKmxktiItYZo79A
have fun and be mean
>>710263164
damn... would love to bust a load in this bitch
>>710281915
id cum in that
>>710281223
Not guy who posted about being picky but I love her pic that you posted more please
>>710281915
Does she let you in there?
>>710282661
Only in the shower. She said she gets the urge to push after a while and has to take a break. Just gotta get her used to it I guess.
>>710282751
Awesome how old is she and can you post more also how much she weigh?
