>the matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game world/environment for the rest of your life
Which game location do you pick and how do you spend your days?
Your mom
>>710237854
Borderlands 2, inside of the Crawmerax dlc
Oblivion.
I spend my days at a small lake I discovered in the game. There is a small abandoned watch tower with a bed where I sleep. It apparently isn't used for any quests, but holy shit is this lake the most comfy and peaceful thing I've ever seen in a video game.
>>710237854
Mass Effect universe.
I'd spend my day on the Citadel fucking all that Asari pussy and getting drunk.
>>710237986
Pic? I know oblivion inside out and can't picture the location
Skyrim. I would live out my days in Windhelm as a leather maker. I woukd buy hides from the local traders and turn them into simple arnour for hunters and bandits. I should make enough to build a fire each night roast meat and afford at least some ale to fall asleep. In the morning I'd do it all again. As long and I buy and craft ebough hides I could afford to live. One day I'd find a sexy female to help me work and cook, and I'd live very happy. Maybe even buy a horse and buggy one day to explore the countryside (although I wouldn't due to bandits).
Tbh who knows what might happen. I could even be dragon born
>>710238333
It's unmarked so I can't Google it, but it's far east from the Imperial City. It branches off one of the main roads that stretch eastward.
>>710237854
This
>>710238318
Same reason
Brill in vanilla wow.
>>710238500
Bullshit Anon this guy is lying through his teeth. He knows exactly where this cozy lake is and refuses to tell us. I say we electrocute his ballsack until he tells us the exact coordinates.
MW2. There are houses and fast food stores. This is essentially my real life anyway.
Dark Souls 1 or 3, cause respawning and growing insanity sounds fun. Also fucking the firekeeper non stop would be lovely
>>710238349
I can imagine skyrim being a comfy as fuck place to live. Buy a house in Whiterun, sell shit to travellers and go to the tavern every night to drink. I could easily live like that
>>710238642
Mph. I feel you. 9/10. Would be undead bros with. We could pick pumpkins for money
Club penguin
>>710238849
innovate. I like your style, ma nugga.
Minecraft
>ride pigs
>hunt green exploding dildos
>swim with giant octopussies
>>710238657
pls no
Pacman. Killing ghosts is basically like living in the ghostbusters universe.
>>710237854
What I like about oblivion graphics is the way that they weren't meant to look realistic, but rather like a painting. An interactive painting.
>>710238657
its just outside anvil. there is only one litehouse in oblivion, and it's there.
It's also the location of Seawatch or something castle, a mod for oblivion.
>>710238800
>leave work
>heading to tavern
>clip through the ground and fall through the sky for all eternity
As the Witcher
just to try a new way on living i guess.
>>710239032
Can't be cause anvils on the west and he said Far East of imperial city
>>710239095
>such is life
>>710239095
you sure dun got the giggles outta me, Mr white-man sir.
>>710239095
Kek
>>710237854
Harvest fucking Moon.
>>710238800
>implying you wouldn't get addicted to skooma and live on the streets with argonian scum.
>>710239203
i appreciate you.
i know you didnt get the laughs with this comment but you deserve some recognition.
>>710239398
I am the skooma, Ricky.
>>710237854
Fallout universe, around year 2075
Would spend my days raoaming around, maybe traveling from coast to coast
>>710237951
It's all on the same planet, so you'd have access to all of Pandora.
Why though? The non psycho characters are barely eeking out existence... Unless you think you'd actually be a good vault hunter.
Hope you like respawning
>>710239419
Thank you
>>710238800
>constant snow
>constant dirty bitches
>constant "THIS LAND BELONGS TO THE NORDS"
Yeah, sounds lovely.
You cunts know nothing. The only game you should even think of is fucking Nintendogs. Fucking live in a big comfy home, with your 10 fuckings dogs that love the shit outta you, take those mother fuckers on walks and teach them how to roll the fuck over. Also, finding cool as fuck collectables everywhere you go.
>>710239330
Friends of mineral town? I think I still have that shit somewhere.
>>710239469
I take that back, you said 2, not 1.
The new-U stations aren't Canon in 2. You'd be dead your first day
>>710239513
Yeah, nigga.
>>710239491
>not playing as an ideal Arian Nord
Why live?
>>710237854
I'd live in stardew valley and make failed passes at Abigail.
GTA V, loads of money, cars and bitches
what could possibly go wrong?
>>710239508
So a dog walker? Not very imaginative anon. That's an Irl universe.
Granted it's an occupation that mainly teen girls, gay men and fat women go for but still achievable
>>710239595
But they're not even Arian they're more like Slavs.
>>710237854
Monster girl quest...I'm a little messed up.
>>710238500
Please point it out.
>>710239619
Shit nigga got swapped images. Thanks 4chan.
>>710239662
Getting gunned down by a bunch of crazy 12 year olds pretending they're gangster
>>710239674
Not him but that's where character creator/plastic surgeon comes in
>>710239667
But you live in beach side mansions my dude. C O M F Y
>>710237854
Fuel
Just driving around and finding vehicles all around
>>710239730
then go offline
>>710239674
>the only good white race
They may as well be Arian
>>710239772
So a dog walker in California?
Pokémon is the only right answer.
>>710239805
>get mowed down by depressed ex criminal, a nigger and a mental case.
>>710239595
>>710239674
>>710239859
>Arian
Manichean blyat. It's Aryan, retards.
I'd live on the Seafoam Islands, kanto as an 'engineer' using my magnemites and voltorbs to help power my development company's plans to build bridges, entertainment facilities and holiday home along the coast.
>>710239923
I came here to post this
>>710239942
okay you win, I'll just live in the sims.. with weapon mods
>>710237854
elder scrolls online, i would like to travel tamriel and enjoy all festivals, eating tons of good meat with bosmer and drink honeybrew mead with nords for ages, as well as fuck myself through mer and man, maybe even a lusty argonian, who knows... the rest of my days will be in a fishermans village at a warm coast, with a little bosmer wife and kids and a few pet lizards, that would be paradise for me
some time ago i would have said skyrim, but to be honest its a grim racist unfunny shithole in its time and age, the first era in eso skyrim is so much better to simply enjoy the people
JoJo Eyes Of Heaven. You'd get to explore the world and if I'm lucky even get a stand.
Corruption of Champions.
>>710240001
samefags
>>710240001
Sorry mum
>>710239584
Fuckyeah.jpg
I remember nothing else but harvest moon between the ages of 11 and 12. Well, that and the bullying, but harvest moon's a happier memory.
metro last night.
>>710237854
Resident Evil 2....shooting hur dur we are zombies all day. But gotta be careful with dogs and those claw-eis monsters or I will lose my head.
Forza Horizon 3. Travel Oz in shithot cars as festival boss while fucking hot bitches in Surfers.
>>710240074
Implying that not wanting nigger elves and lizard niggers in your land is a bad thing
>>710239001
you nailed it. remember the quest of one of the mage guild where one mage traped himself inside a painting and you followed him and suddenly everything looked like it was painted. fuck that was great
wish they would just redo oblivion with modern graphics and engine but obviously not super realistic looking, just beautiful.
tthats why i liked oblivion the most out of all elder scrolls titles. skyrim just gave me a depression and morrowind looked too alien
drinkin meed at the Fildepost's Inn and crashing at Travenhurst Manor
>>710237854
Bonetown
>>710237986
>>710238500
I chose the comfy lake where anon is
Bad luck for you pal, you get to spend the rest of your life with a shitposter
Honestly, I'd pick Steelport, from Saints Row the 3rd.
Seemed to have a well developed social structure, among the absolute fuckery of 24/7 nonsense.
>>710237854
Pokemon. Become super powerful trainer, fuck hot bitches and fuck hot humanoid pokemon.
>>710240366
i actually like Dunmer and Argonians
fucking nigger Redguards and jew Khajiit are a problem tho
Runescape
>>710241119
yeah, that way i could wear my custom made third street shirt everyday^^
i would practically live in "barely legal" stripclub
Skyrim or FNV live out the rest of my days a legend either way traveling from place to place the comeing back to Novac to my apartment to live out my days.
>>710241705
>live out the rest of my days a legend
Or a spooky necromancer locks you in his dungeon and steals your soul
>>710241705
>Traveling from place to place
>Probably 300lb+
Good luck making your way down the half broken stairs in Novac fat fuck not even power armor could help you.
World of warcraft, buy a house right outside of stormwind in the elwynn forest and going drinking at the Lions Pride inn.
>>710242021
This looks like DayZ
I hope you wouldn't pick DayZ
>>710238318
My nigguh
>>710242261
I'd buy and sell real estate in pandaria.
Seriously the jade forest is kinda beautiful
>>710238349
hell yeah. i'd be a backsmith by trade. marry Camilla Valerus im kind of fond of whiterun
>>710237854
Shadow Isles from LoL lore
Do you anons who choose these world's like skyrim not care there is literally no technology?
Some wapanese hentai game, or perhaps Pokemon.
Fantasy RPG's are a no go. I don't want to be murdered by a were wolf, dragon or Argonian skooma-addicted filth
>>710242470
im ok with that
>>710242281
Why not friendo? I'd start myself a pumpkin farm and fend off the wolves.
>>710242281
He did, anon.
>>710242470
Magic and alchemy can replace technology just fine.
>>710238657
I see everyone is saying they'd want to live in a bunch of RPGs.
Lame.
I'd want to live in Rainbow 6 Seige. Would be dope af
>>710237854
> "Hello Artyom!"
> drinking vodka with my comrades
>"Hello again Artyom"
> killing some snouts
> " Oh look, its Artyom!"
> drinking more vodka
> Settle with life in the Metro
Comfy little village in cyrodiils forests
>>710242732
Go join swat then you mong.
>>710242470
we have basic knowledge about our technology, if you know anything about engineering it is possible to bring the light bulb to skyrim and electricity in its most basic form. Computers are a no go
The nostalgia is strong
>>710242396
> i'd be a backsmith by trade
Its filthy, hard work, fucks your hands, back, hearing and eyes - especially without modern safety gear.
Really not a pleasant job in reality.
On which note I should stop posting here, and get out to the forge, start it up, I have a swordblade to normalise, before grinding the profile.
As for my answer for OP:
I'll take either GP2016, and become a jet-setting f1 driver despite my evident lack of talent in that, or I'll settle down in Eve Online as a commodity trader in boring, safe high-security space.
>>710239468
Nigger in 2075 there were massive resource wars going on, you want 2050
>>710242046
#rekt
>>710242869
nigga the dwemer made steam engines and all sorts of clever machinery
I'm surprised the other races haven't already started an industrial revolution with all the fucking dwarven ruins and artifacts just laying around everywhere.
Skyrim is fucking littered with dwarven machine parts.
Tropico. Sun, sea, palace, awesome music all day, going to the pub or club at night. Spend my days counting the money in my swiss bank account.
>>710243238
They also made a giant space robot god but fucked up and became its skin.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5818edb5bdfed
Reply to this post or you have to live in HL2 Ravenholm
Bioshock
>Not wanting to live underwater watching fishes,having fun,living like its 60's,being surrounded by lolis that gather adam from dead bodies,having plasmids.
Myst. If I can't travel then I'd pick the first island. Spend my days getting too drunk to remember how to raise the lighthouse gears. Eventually succumb to an unfortunate cabin accident when it takes me ten minutes to light a match. Didn't even see it coming RIP
>>710243554
Haha! Some must be subjects and some must tend to them!
It would be fun to be in the Battlefield universe because you would die and respawn all the time, so you can try any crazy shit you feel like. Plus, tanks, guns, planes, mortars in unlimited supply.
Rust
>>710237854
Getting killed over and over again in darksouls or bloodborne.
>>710242812
Fuck that man, more than likely die
Over watch would be fun
The Metro universe, I'd be a motherfucking Spartan, tearing shit up, killing nosalises and shit.
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
>What could be better than 90's LA?
>>710237854
So within a video game as it exists literally or within a living universe of a video game?
The former sounds pretty awful. Like that episode of star trek in the space casino.
>>710243674
True, that's why I would want to to live in Rainbow 6 seej
>>710240001
Thank you, I'm tired of fucking idiots misspelling it.
>>710242666
>>710243000
>mfw no one is checking out trips
>>710238333
It's the Anvil lighthouse
Elite Dangerous, I spend my days exploring the galaxy.
>>710238333
That's just outside of Anvil.
>>710240089
ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER
See you there mah African american friend
>>710242796
That's Hackdirt, you don't want to go there
>>710242374
it's free real estate.
>>710237854
Cheydinhal in Oblivion. The "taxes" may be high, but at least there is an abandoned house where I can live alone for free.
>>710244819
>>710244881
I was asking where >>710237986 was talking about. I know the pic I posted is anvil, but thats a fucking ocean, the guy talked about a small lake with a watch tower, apparently east of the imperial city.
>>710237854
Minecraft, survival mode. Spend my days building and running the cities.
>>710237854
id spend my days living in the Skyrim world, in my modded Elysium Estate house with my 6 kids and my priest of Dibella wife just outside Whiterun
>>710238948
You can do that IRL. You might get some funny looks, but that's about it.
Also,
>autist
Vampire : The masquerade
>living with the OG orcs and chilling all day erryday
>>710245119
mah niqqa
>>710245040
He's talking shit because the only place with a ocean next to it with a lighthouse is the Anvil lighthouse, there's not a place like it in Oblivion
>>710245163
second comfiest zone in Outlands
>>710237854
Star Citizen, probably spend my time throwing parties and doing space drugs on my 890 Jump
Runescape. Start by farming cabbages and beating up highwaymen, eventually farm/cut magic trees and fight with the gods themselves.
Bumping with comfiness
>>710238900
This
>maybe wizard 101
>>710237951
I've played B2 for 500+ hours but I stopped once the 2nd wave of (mini) DLC started. Is the Crawmerax DLC good ? I'd love to kill that bitch again
>>710245184
unless he had a mod installed.
Theres a few small comfy lakes scattered oblivion, but i cant remember any with an abandoned watch tower near it.
fucking qt sorceresses and succubuses all day everyday
In snowdin from Undertale, having burgers and chilling with Sans
>>710239032
No, you're thinking of the lighthouse.
This is a watch tower.
>>710238993
You realize there are several ghost busters games
>>710245389
Yeah it has to be a mod, i know Oblivion inside out literally
>>710239427
Underrated post
>>710245163
Nagrand was my shit back in the day. Fucking loved Nagrand
>>710245533
>>710237854
mexican whore house
fucking whores
>would go with a thai whorehouse but meh
can /b/ recommend a nice MMO, at least 1 year of server, pvp on, cash shop not overpriced and not overpowered with 1hitKO items, looking nice and not WoW.
>you will never get that comfy wanderlust feel for the first time again
shamus is my choise.
>>710240676
Yes that was a 10/10 quest.
>thats why i liked oblivion the most out of all elder scrolls titles. skyrim just gave me a depression and morrowind looked too alien
I totally agree.
>>710242796
>Hackdirt
>comfy
Yeah, no.
>>710241119
Plus they have a plastic surgeon that can do abso-fucking-lutely anything.
ANYTHING.
I'd live in Elsweyr, fuck Khajiit daily and make money as a trader.
>>710242587
>be me
>farming some pumpkins
>just livin life
>need some more fertilizer
>time for a supply run
>need some more kvass anyway
>go into electro cuz its closest
>going well, no infected so far
>finally find some fertilizer in some house
>break both my legs walking out the door
>zombies hear my screams and eat my face
>i am the zombie now
A realm reborn would be pretty nice
I hope by the time I'm old that digitalization of the human consciousness is a thing. I'll have them dump me in wow instead of some cyborg body and just chill there's forever. Wow will be around forever anyway.
>>710245279
is it worth buying? i need a good space sim in my life and elite dangerous isn't really cutting it.
>>710245783
Loch Modan.
I cri everytim
>>710240278
oh shit i meant light, im such a fucking retard. please kill me
>>710237854
Life is the biggest game of them all.
Bask at the deepness of this comment.
H
>>710237854
skyrim with loverslab mod , also sex and youth for eternity without ageing
>>710247467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0n124YfMRs
>>710247320
Always on hard, you can't level, you can't change class, you can't respawn, you can't choose your body type, you can't kill other people to farm
>Starbound
>Explore the cosmos, live in comfy as fuck spaceship
>Study lifeforms from thousands of galaxies
Only downside I see is lack of companions
>>710247584
rolling
>>710247467
That's pretty much vampire the masquerade without mods plus we don't need to adapt since the game setting is our world
>>710240910
severely underrated
>>710237854
Fallout
>exotic locations
>things to do
>death literally everywhere
Sounds fun
>>710247630
true. starbound is no man's sky in fun.
>>710245092
This.
>>710247977
No man's sky sucks, you get a planet and sell resources but the number of planets is infinite so there's nothing stopping other player of just getting their own planet
Fallout 4 obviously. I would become a jet addict and have a 3 way jet induced fuck fest with Mama Murphy and Trashcan Carla.
>life goals
bunch of nu males pooftas in this thread.
-
stalker... all three combined into one large world.
Skyrim
Paragon City. Rogue Isles would be nice, but more chance of being brutally murdered or worse over there. Bad goes to worse I'll just hide in Pocket Dimension and listen to the tunes there while chilling with all the capes.
>>710245416
I would say Witcher but chances are I would be one of the poor as dirt villagers whose entirely family was killed by ghouls and then dies while getting a Witcher to kill them.
>>710237854
animal crossing new leaf
>>710240591
no way would i live in the fallout universe, theyre my favorite games but the worlds are depressing as fuck
>>710245713
Aqw is OK if not pretty good
everyone choosing places theyre gunna get brutally murdered or raped, except the nintendogs nigga ofc
>>710237854
Monkey island series
Lordran
Not during the fading fire age, but just after the first Age of Fire began. Getting to actually know the people there, living among the gods
>>710237854
pogeyman
fuggin the pogeymans
>>710239722
Its anvil fuk sakes
>>710237854
Somewhere in Tamriel, as an Argonian. Maybe join a travel caravan or some outlaws
Also rob and brutally rape everyone as a bandit
>>710237854
Ocarina of Time Hyrule my nigga
>>710243453
f-foreskin too?
>TFW you can't become god's own foreskin
why even live
:^)
>>710245477
they suck tho
pacman no suck
>>710241281
Why the fuck would you ever want this? It takes days to RUN anywhere, and every 5 minutes you have to look all around because some cunt is screaming "TRAIN TO ZONE LOL FUCK"
I would live as a Nord in Windhelm, I would also support Stormcloaks.
It would feel like here in Sweden
Mount and blade warband.
Set up my own faction and conquer Calradia
mfw nobody said unteralterbach yet, ffs!
>>710242732
the game
has no
fucking
doors
it has no doors
there are no doors
you have no standards
Oblivion.
I'd live in my house in Chorrol that I've bought with gold from all the dungeon crawling I've gone through, hell even turned into a vampire at one point just trying to save up for a comfy home. It feels nice staying in a house that you've bought with hard earned money, complete with all the furniture and whatnot, as well as a fuck ton of books I've collected throughout my adventures from that cave that was crawling with necromancers to the shivering isles. I'd spend my time reading all those books while spending the rest of my days with my flame atronach waifu. The money I've saved up from spelunking is more than enough for me not to work anymore, and I've already broken the main questline and done enough quests as an adventurer so settling down in a small town is the only thing I'd ever wish for. I'd occasionally practice magic and do a few errands for the local mage's guild as well as look at my small collection of artifacts, including the umbra sword and the honor blade of Chorrol that I never bothered to return and a shit ton of aeylid crystals that I never bothered selling.
>tfw you'll never be an adventurer
>tfw you'll never make a living off of dungeon crawling, fighting off skeletons and vampires to sell off their equipment later
>tfw you'll never stumble upon ancient temples and waste all your arrows and mana trying to get those damn stones off the walls
>tfw you'll never stare at your flame atronach's ass, forever swaying and blinding you with her hot sexiness
>tfw you'll never settle down in a comfy home in a small village, reminiscing your adventures and achievements
I need to play that game again...
>>710237854
I'd probably choose the Elder Scrolls universe, but more specifically, Skyrim. I'd set up shop in Riverwood as an Alchemist and live a quiet and humble life.
I'd live in the text adventure game Zork. I'd spend my days throwing rocks at self and going to the inescapable, buggy grue attic, and eating outdated lunch from a paper bag left on the kitchen sill.
>>710254415
The bad ends are a bit nerve wracking. Although I would love to rail the chick that thinks she is a loli.
>>710254760
I take that back; I'd choose to live in NetHack. It's the best game ever made and has endless, vast sequences of generative dungeons, you worship deities, own a pet dog; you can turn invisible, change your gender and define precisely who you are by selecting your name and class, and can die an excruciating death to a malevolent invincible shopkeeper. The dungeon is appealing, and if you wish it you can sit at the same floor for the whole game; there's nothing restricting you from staying where you are.
When you win: you become the all-powerful wielder of the amulet of your chosen deity and ascend.
AEIOU
>>710242733
> find sneaky way to get to and from reds vs nazis frontline
>pick off scrubs with vsv
> take bullets
>sell for shiet metro vodka
Life is cheeki breeki!
>>710245713
I've heard Black Desert is playable.