Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>710222085 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710222085
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>710237341
You're quite the fast one.
Claimu!
Nui is my wife
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>710237543
Foolish lies as always!
ayo i herd u guise lyk da loli das gross u guise r gross wut rong wit u
>>710237880
Is that nigger language?
>>710237922
dis da langugage uv da 1337 u dumb wut u dont no hw 2 b kool?
>>710237644
You must be thinking of your lies, since she's definitely with me.
>>710238159
You must be crazy then as you can't be more wrong!
>>710238095
No, rather stick with this superior form of English.
>>710238282
ur a dumb srs u dun no wut is 2 b rite or kool u just lyke 2 b su msort of lyke ppl or sumthin lol wut r u doing
>>710238434
You're killing me.....
カラミチーマス
>>710238504
u dye bcuz im 2 kool 4 u u r srsly retard lyke 4 real lol wtf y kant u just c that
>>710238703
You're the reason why the English language is made fun of.
Fug out of here, leave me be, please.
>>710238235
Well you have nothing and I have a qt Nui to love so it's no bother to me how wrong you are.
Boring.
>>710238983
No bully pls.
>>710238979
You can't prove that, i have a Nui and you just see things!
you guys are back? i was worried these threads were being permanently obliterated by spam.
don't mind me i'm just old.
>>710239181
Nope, you just have your delusion, the only Nui is with me!
>>710239488
Nah, spams pass like they always do.
>>710239521
That ain't true, but if you really do have a Nui it's a big phony!
>>710239737
My Nui is the legit one. You know you don't have a Nui and just don't want to admit it.
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>710240050
>>710240124
That's exactly what a phony would say, you're a liar! now go get your pantsu out of the dryer.
The most glorious ваифу
All you weaboos need to be purged.
ANIME BELONGS IN THE GULAG
>>710240326
We've been over this. Nui doesn't wear any and the clones are too volatile to need to do laundry. My dryer is pantsu free.
But I get to enjoy Nui so have wrongly calling me a liar.
Guten nacht thread.
>>710240450
it'd be unfortunate, but i'm inclined to ram a train up your ass.
>>710241160
Human filth, the revolution is coming.
No amount of body pillows will save you from the Bullet of Liberation.
>>710240867
Nightie night!!!
I'm not tired and I need to sleep soon. Fuck.
>>710241429
Then lay down, take your eyes off of 4chan, and get some sleep BOI
:^)
>>710241312
filthy nigger waving a russia/mexico abortion of a flag! after i eat my corn i'm giving your ass the 999 grand tour, all aboard.
>>710240816
Well somebody put there pantsu in the dryer and it's likely yours because you're a liar!
>>710241607
But that's not how that works!
>>710240867
Haben Sie einen guten Schlaf, mein Freund.
>>710241768
Have you stopped to consider maybe you're the liar? Because you are.
>>710242335
Now why would i lie? i'm an honest man who speaks the truth and you my friend are the liar.
Jan Paweł 2 <3
This is my kwaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii desuuuuuuu sugooooooiiiiii waifu desu~
>>710242855
Since you don't want to admit the truth, that Nui's mine.
>>710243772
>What's going on in the pic there?
Now why would i lie? i'm a happy man and have no need to do such foolish deeds, unlike yourself!
RIP waifu 1984-2016
.
>>710244303
>tfw i've been riding the waifu railways for 44 years
you guys would never survive the neverending journey to the stars, giving up like this.
>>710244470
RIP waifu 13.7 Billion BCE - 100 Googol AD
>>710244198
>Nui dropping clones, it's from one of the BD discs art.
You'd lie because you're jealous that Nui's mine and don't wanna admit it.
hi guys can you tell me what anime is this
am on mobile can't into reverse search
>>710245630
Boku no pico
>>710245088
>Ah, thanks then.
I never lie! not about something like this anyway because i have no need to, i only speak the truth!
>>710245718
come on
>>710246086
TEE HEE XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FozIbOzxnQo
hi bbys!
>>710246889
>>710245897
I know you lie because I know for a fact I have Nui, we do things together every day
>>710246889
Have you seen the new R6 operators?
>>710246976
Dude, I was browsing the ps4 store and they have some Free virtual reality game for the new vr thing that has miku in it.
>>710247033
Huh what where?
>>710246235
I've heard those vocals before in a another song, what's the original from? An opening?
>>710247109
https://imgur.com/a/1hNfK
>>710247159
holy shit man. wtf does echo do i wonder?
They look pretttty dope!
>>710247113
You ever seen the teletubbies?
>>710247109
Yee. I would be one of the first persons to enjoy VR with the waifu, if only I had the money for it.
>>710247113
Renai Circulation from Bakemonogatari.
>>710244470
humans will reproduce and die in space...not with imaginary cartoon wives though...
>>710247294
no
>>710247347
Cheers. I remember it from
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IgwLT_mYc
And now I see how stupid I am for even asking.
>>710247281
He has some kind of flying drone that "disorients" attackers.
Not sure what they mean with "disorient".
>>710247552
It's a remix of a teletubby sound track
>>710247552
It's a pretty high tier meme.
>>710247592
They added a asian grill to the game.
That operator is all i will be playing now.
>>710246999
Are you sure you aren't seeing things then or you have a phony?
>>710247656
ok
>>710247712
And this bloke
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qAeybdD5UoQ
On the less meme heavy side
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6l3EAkN4u0g
>>710247969
Completely sure. I'm seeing (and more) the actual Nui.
So you must be making things up.
>>710237341
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>>710248497
Who are you quoting?
>>710248251
What are you trying to imply? you spout nonsense!
And this isn't something i'd make up!
>>710249687
I'm implying snuggling and hand holding and kissing and sleeping together and even lewd activities. It's all true.
You would, and are, making up your side of the story!
>>710249687
>>710250272
>You hang up
>No you hang up
>No~o you hang up!
>>710250272
You shall not speak of such things and lies!
And i am not one to make things up, everything i say is true!
>>710250547
?
>>710248555
love the trips
>>710250951
I have no reason not to speak these things. The reason it bothers you is because you know it's true!
Anyone that isnt Nui here?
>>710251146
Thanks
>>710251910
Your dad
>>710251973
hes out to get cigarettes
>>710251910
>>710252041
Mine too
HELLO!
Im watching the ending of unlimited blade works in the stream
Rabb.it/shino83
I had a dream I woke up at 9am but it's actually 830 am :o
>>710251910
I'm not Nui I'm her husband
>>710252278
doot
>>710252278
I had a nightmare where klonata was my ship.
>>710252582
I don't play the trumpet
>>710252662
I'm not even joking I had a dream that you sent me your irl shower nudes
what a great dream :)
>>710252278
>>710252662
I had a nightmare where I gave up on friends and had slim hopes for the future.
Can't wait until I wake up!
>>710251611
You only speak such things in public is because they you wish for them to happen, but you're just a mad liar!
>>710252278
>>710252662
>>710252993
I had a nightmare that Saber was my waifu.
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>710252278
I had a dream where i wasted my time on a website everyday to claim a 2D character to be my waifu with other people. Oh wait...
>>710252278
>>710252662
>>710252993
>>710253183
I had a nightmare where I didn't have a waifu.
I'm still in it.
>>710253378
I had nightmare where I replied to bait.
Fuck.
>>710253449
It's not bait, it's true. Im here everyday claiming a 2d character for no reason
>>710253180
They all happen regularly. I'm not even going in to detail, just reminding you that she's my wife with everything that entails.
>>710253532
Oh got it.
me too thanks
>>710253705
Perhaps they do happen, in your dreams that is, liar!
>thread still up after 4 hours
Comfy.
>>710254136
more like dead :o
>>710253262
-Hugs-
Let it rip
Beyblades yeah
Alright you dirty niggers, what's up?
>>710255024
happy birthday :o
im gay :o
>>710254044
Sorry, but I'm very much awake for it all. You should come to terms with her being mine.
>>710255024
>what's up
You literally just fucking.
>>710255138
this wasn't me :o
but it is true
>>710255055
It's not my birthday though
>>710255229
C E I L I N G
>>710255142
Nah, if you aren't dreaming it you're hallucinating.
>>710255342
You fucking.
ITT fat useless faggot virgins
You have no whatsoever use in this society
>>710255517
Yes?
>>710255621
What use do you have in society?
>>710256087
I am designing airplane parts, so that people can travel, so that people can wage wars on other countries and so on. I have a girlfriend, one day she's gonna give me a child, that we're gonna raise properly, with a good education, with great freedom in his or her choices. We go out, we have fun, we go to bars or pubs and other sites so that other people in this society make a living, we travel... and most important, we have sex, real sex, with a human fucking being! Even though life has no purpose and we're all gonna die in the same fucking way, you're still the lowest form of fucking existence, the good thing about natural selection is that you won't spread your pathetic genes!
>>710256500
Thanks for the pasta.
>>710256735
You're welcome, anon
>>710255404
Sorry, but she's the real deal. And all mine.
>Taiga claimed
Hello people!
>>710257301
Taiga tiger
>>710257278
You're simply crazy if you believe that.
>>710257542
Nope, just accurate!
>>710257669
You're definition of accurate is flawed!
5 hour thread
wew
and its not even close to the limit
>>710257475
Heyyy~
>>710257866
Oh? Is that a Nui stealer there? Wants the Tiger to purge him out?~
>>710258130
I'd tame Taiga, if you know what I mean
>>710258048
It's definitely not dead, just comfy
![TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg")
>>710254204
*Hugs back*
I went to the shops and back and there's only been 29 replys
>>710258379
That picture is my answer to you, Galil.
can we do a waifu secret santa? :o
>>710258401
Less replys = less retards
-hugs again-
>>710258571
>
I'm being assaulted
>>710258605
How?
>>710258606
I want more of you :o
>>710258706
the mail ya dingus
![TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg")
>>710258606
*Hugs even more*
>>710257866
Nope, my definition is correct! And I'm correct in saying Nui's my girl.
>>710258130
Actually the one you replied to is the imposter.
>>710258130
I wouldn't mind seeing what the tiger can do.
>>710258379
nope, certainly not dead
not dead at all
>>710258817
It's easy for someone like you to lie, and sorry but all that you have said is false!
>>710258764
I want you.
>>710258780
-hugs your arm-
>>710258912
Every word I've said has been true, and you know it!
>>710258890
I want to make your nipples lactate
>>710258985
Hello
>>710259020
Post Critikal videos
>>710258764
You're the dingus
Dingus.
>>710258832
Totally.If it makes you feel better /k/ had a total of 10 posts within 5 minutes yesterday
Threads actually picking up
>>710258950
No he's mine
>>710258706
Best Galil! Nice one~
>>710258817
I'm sorry to sound so agressive, but you should probably fuck off~
>>710258824
Taiga will protect Nui cutie!~
>>710258890
I want to cum inside those ears.
Yo, sup /waifu/
QOTT: Thoughts on the "new" Skyrim special edition?
>>710259127
Yuuki is not for aural sex
>>710259135
Haven't tried it yet.
>>710259135
normie game
>>710259112
why do you hurt me like this?
>>710258950
I have a boyfriend :o
![TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mfAwVA.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg")
>>710258950
*Hugs your arm back*
>>710259092
Hey
>>710259135
Still trying to finish normal skyrim
>>710259263
What's up Tomoyo?
>>710259112
In what universe?
>>710259230
Now you do, yeah.
>>710259263
Are you still up for the rabbit thing sometime?
>>710259135
Kinda pointless since mods are a thing but not as bad as expected.
>>710259121
Nope! The faker is the one who should do that!
![TomoyoKanzaki [18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p1RpBH3.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [18].jpg")
>>710259315
You were supposed to say hello in a different way like normal. But nothing much, i think i just burned my hand on a lasagna though
>>710259384
Rabbit thing?
>>710258998
First of all don't get so lewd
And second, i know the truth, and it's that you speak lies, all of it!
>>710259121
Can i pet the tiger?
>>710259550
Rabb.it.
>>710259112
I mean 4chan as a whole is dying, even hiroshimoot said it
But yea it's getting a bit more alive.
>>710259135
On pc it's useless since it's not looking any better than ultra settings on skyrim original
But for consoles it's a pretty good remake and a must buy if you haven't played the original
>>710259121
So, sexy time?
>>710259135
Pointless except for consoles
>>710259230
I'm sorry
>>710259384
In this one, Klonata is mine and you can't have him.
>>710259400
so your name is aiden :o
>>710259384
O///O
>>710259135
'sup Neppy! How are you? Oh and it sucks.
>>710259263
Kek. That game is too much of a waste of time, for me, tbh~
>>710259634
Of course! J-just be gentle with the Tiger~
>>710259778
Hmm...Don't count on it.
>>710259778
Sharing is caring.
>>710259841
You have more than one?
>>710259634
It's only a lil lewd.
And if you know the truth you know Nui's mine, so why bother arguing it?
One more class x.x
>>710259841
My name is Alejandro Ramirez.
>>710260079
kosher is my boyfriend and I'm shipped with Juvia
I used to be shipped with Homura but he switched waifus
![TomoyoKanzaki [17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DwKXoPO.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [17].jpg")
>>710259744
I don't know, i didn't know that was a thing. But if you want to we could do something
>>710259918
Same. That's why i bought it like 4 years ago and still haven't finished it
>>710237341
hello do you even own a life guy here i do nothave my pic nor my pc anymore sry i cant shitpost you faggots and ffuck you
>>710260291
What pic would that be? I don't remember
>>710260155
Welcome back Aliceuu.
>>710260260
S a d b o i s
>>710260265
You told me earlier you were in a room with friends and showed me a picture.
>>710260291
???
>>710260399
some dude squatting while pointing his middle finger with a mask on
>>710260424
I love everyone though ^-^
>>710260193
we have the same last name :o
![TomoyoKanzaki [13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yNXrMQv.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [13].jpg")
>>710260424
I remember now. It's a room some people here watch anime together in. I'm not in there much anymore but if you go in i can go in
>>710260265
Never bought it. Never planned to play it and I feel quite content about my life.~
>>710260155
What's up Alice!~ What class are you in?
Hey nerds can I get a (you) or two?
>>710260883
as long you don't hurt the child...
>>710259918
Of course, as long as it doesn't bite.
>>710260124
You should show respect for her though.
And simply because that isn't the trust, it's not something you can alter!
>>710260883
Depends, what do i get in return?
>>710260883
No... oh wait.. fuck.
>>710259918
I'm GUD. sup.
>>710260651
Love everyone? You must be bisexual.
>>710260719
You have goldfish memory, my dude. We can do it later if you want. I'm still at work.
>>710261167
Too late can't take it back
>>710261045
You get a high-five
![TomoyoKanzaki [5].png](https://i.imgur.com/yK6PppY.png "TomoyoKanzaki [5].png")
>>710261208
I really do. Ok then, depends when the owner gets on (It's shino's room)
>>710260951
Do I look like Joe Biden???
>>710260651
You need help.
>>710260883
No.
>>710261208
I'm pansexual :o
>>710261383
I don't pay attention to American politics
>>710261421
I need to fap :(
>>710261361
That will do fine then.
>>710237341
Just gonna claim Holo real quick.
>>710259493
Sorry, I just noticed your answer, hmm...who the fuck are you bby?
>>710261045
Taiga never bites, welp, it depends of the situation~
>>710261167
Nothing much, was on vocal with bby Holo.
>>710261597
Just do it, then~
>>710261753
Mah man is here~
>>710261753
I happen to have a soft spot for Holo
>>710261753
Korbo*
>>710261597
So you're sexually attracted to pans? Odd.
>>710261377
Sounds good. I still have you added on steam, right?
>>710261883
Yes, Yes I do.
>>710261753
what if Holo sold herself out? how much would Holo cost?
>>710261883
Probably
