What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way
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What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way
Niggers gonna nig
>>710193577
Not to smoke spice/k2
>>710193577
I can never leave 4chan
it's hard to succeed
>>710193577
dont put ur dick in crazy even if there's a ffm 3way thats possible cuz thats a double dose of crazy
>>710193577
If you have a crush on a girl, tell her as soon as possible so you dont waste your life with "what ifs"
Black people are so easy to manipulate judging by the ampunt of them who support hillary
>Be me, 2 years ago, 26y/o
>Have had intestinal issues for entire life
>Either constipated or explosive shits
>Be constipated for abnormally long time
>11 days
>Feeling sick
>Stomach distended
>Laxatives do nothing
>Decide to man up
>Sit on throne
>Spread the cheeks
>Press as hard as humanly possible
>Feel pain in my spine and hips
>Start hearing little pops and fizzes in my head and in my gut
>Feel something tear
>Ass gets extremely warm
>Hear a solid thud followed by the worst sounds to ever leave an anus
>Literally watch my abdomen shrink in size
>Let out a long, loose fart
>Something burns
>Stand up to admire the work and wipe
>Leg feels warm now
>Look down, blood fucking everywhere
>I literally tore my ass open
>Wad up a shitload of TP in my ass
>TP for my damaged bunghole
>Flush, it wont go down
>Had to scoop it by hand into the garbage
If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, make sure he's sedated.
I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck Andy puts up a fight
>>710193577
Don't go into a relationship thinking you could change a person.
>>710193577
that /b never changes from shit hole
>>710194772
What did you learn?
Be the best you can be.
I'm a Lieutenant Colonel in the Black Veil Brides Army and I didn't get to be of such a rank from sitting on my ass and not trying my best at everything.
Hope is not an illusion, it's real.
When my mother didn't get me the iPhone 5 for my birthday, I became suicidal and cutted myself and uploaded pics of my bloodied arm onto social media like Facebook and Instagram but then one day, I heard the voice of Andy Sixx and realized that if I was dead, I wouldn't be alive to suck a log of shit out of his asshole.
Hope that one day I'll have andy's warm log slidding down my throat, drives me to live on.
Let hope inspire you.
>>710194772
Cont
>Scoop out the hard ass plug
>Throw it in garbage
>Looked like brown concrete patch with coffee grounds in it
>Check ass tampon
>Fucking bled straight through
>Ass hurts like hell, burning
>In a desperate move, grab towel and hammer out some aloe lotion all over it
>Jam lotion towel into ass cavity
>Clench the cheeks
>Happen to look in mirror
>Eyes are bloodshot and there are spidered out red blood vessels all over my face
>Also noticed bruising in the kidney area
>Splash water on face
>Give it some time
>Check ass towel
>Looks like the cover of a Metallica album
>Blood, shit, lotion
>Decide to jump in the shower and stomp what's left down the drain
>Stand there, watching blood circle around on the floor
FFW 2 hrs
>Wife gets home
>Goes to use bathroom
>Screams
>Yells at me for not cleaning the bathroom and that I have to go to the ER
>Apparently I bled out way more than I thought
Lesson learned
If you are constipated as fuck, press it out, and tear open your asshole, clean up the mess or your wife will bitch at you
Don't be an alcoholic.
If you dress like an asshole people will tread you like an asshole.
White Woman are cock craving prostitutes NEVER marry one.
Everybody have a price.
Never isolate yourself its painfull.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
Read motherfucker READ.
Avoid credit cards.
Avoid alcohol like AIDS.
Work work work and learn learn leanr.
Being stupid is a matter of death.
Mary Jane will fuck your brain.
Homosexuality is actually a mental illness but don't have an opinion on it.
Save money.
Avoid luxury.
>>710195447
Kek
Dont spend more than $1,500 on a credit card you steal
All of my friends are autistic faggots who live double lives
>wake me up
>wake me up inside
>my sisters don't care about our family and constantly put us in debt and legal issues and have the gall to say the love us
>>710194183
you got it wrong anon. put your dick in crazy but don't put a ring on crazy
>>710195447
The same thing happened with my lover when I was sucking a log of shit out of his asshole
>>710194881
and as an extra, don't go into one thinking that person won't change either
>>710195941
Some people just dont wnt to be saved, anon. I feels
>>710193577
your parents love you but sometimes they will kick your ass out the fucking house
>src
>me
>>710195532
>dont drink
>dont smoke weed
I bet youre a lot of fun at parties
Also, dont trust women. Not even once
never watch my little pony
Don't get married
Don't cash a check for someone and then withdraw the money you deposited and give it to that guy
>>710195502
Why not?
That life doesn't owe me anything. No sense in feeling that I deserve more, and that if I want more I need to make it happen for myself.
>>710196322
how much did you lose anon?
>>710196191
what about the old times when you got people interested by your social skills instead of reling in drugs and alcohol?
>don't break laws
>try to stay alive
>forcing yourself to do shit you don't like never works out
>>710195447
I'm ashamed but I laughed at this
Dont suck a guy's testicles out through his penis. They will not go back in without surgery
>>710193577
People say "I love you, forever" and even the ones who really want to mean it can be wrong
Dont fuck a girl so hard that your dick pokes the wrong part of her brain and causes her to forget how to do math.
That's a regret i hold with me dearly
>>710196500
people have been using drugs and alcohol for a fucking long time, buddy
>>710194214
This
>>710193577
I've learned a few.
-Plan your electronics setup before spending money. Whether your phone, tablet, or PC, whatever. Research and buy what'll work for you. Otherwise shit gets expensive and you still aren't fucking happy. Don't be a nigger.
-Don't stick your dick in crazy, especially when crazy isn't a 10/10. It's not worth it.
-Dating bitches is expensive and generally not worth it.
-Living like Frank N. Furter comes at a price, but it's usually worth it. Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.
>>710196718
I said I love you forever to a girl once. That was 19 years ago, I still love her.
Dont use a log of shit as a dildo to fuck your girlfriend's pussy with when youre on heart medication and cant fuck her. It will not work like one. Trust me
Your children will grow to betray the things you think are important.
Always check to make sure youre home alone before you masturbate.
>>710196736
Testing to see if banned still
Dont store super glue next to your sex lube in your dresser drawer
>>710196864
Reminds me of the Jack White lyrics
"And when they tell you that they just can't live without you
They ain't lyin', they'll take pieces of you
And they'll stand above you and walk away
That's right and take a part of you with them"
should have never visit 4chan
>>710193577
you cant make someone love you
and that you should try drugs and take risks because were all gonna die eventually anyway might aswell experience good things
Don't. Fucking. Settle. Down. With. A. Woman.
Theyll drain you dry of money and a soul.
>>710196500
it's best to have interesting skills and also drink/smoke. just don't abuse them or become addicted
Experiences are worth more than an object
Beauty is deceiving.
The prettiest, sweetest girls can be monsters on the inside
You can only go all in on a relationship once. No matter how it ends, there's always a piece you don't get out with
its really cliche but dont trust anyone. When youre in your teens young and naive youre probably going to break that rule but youll find out eventually you really cant trust anyone
>>710197053
You're good
Andy's warm log of shit is actually only lukewarm
>God sells all things at the price of labor
>>710193577
>Meth leaves you empty and alone.
>Success is a tough gig and comes at a cost.
>Most of the time, you get what you deserve.
>Avoid romance of any sort with the mentally unstable
>How hard you try doesn't mean shit, only the result.
If life was a video game being ugly is the buggy alpha version and being pretty and smart is the collectors edition with all 5 DLCs
>>710197447
This
>>710196396
$200, almost broke now
>>710197524
she broke up with you.
That ha's nothing to do with prettie, ugly girls do this too. You life lesson sucks monkey balls.
Hanging yourself with a scarf isnt something to choke about
>>710197730
Please stop this is getting worse than the banana
Never put a rat into an aquarium with five scorpions.
>>710197989
At least the fuzzy embrace of death is better than rope
Anways wash down andy sixx's warm log of shit with a load of sperm
Don't fall in love on Reality television...
Dont have stupid shit stored on your phone :/
>>710198017
NOOOO is that KKK? When did this happen? i missed it!
>>710193577
No matter how hard you try, sometimes you'll never achieve what you want
Taking a dick up the ass from you angry drunken father is REALLY painful
>>710196504
Fuck you.
Don't be to nice to strangers. Someone is always out to get you
Always take andy sixx's warm log with a grain of salt
Has anyone managed to get nudes on #girls?
>>710193577
>Dont keep shitty people in your life for all the years you could be making progress shit people hold you back
>Sometimes it really isn't your fault, some people you meet really do just suck
>The evilest people get ahead in life because "good" now means being a complete pansy
>Trauma bonding is a very real thing that you can use to your advantage if you know what your doing
Loneliness is not the worst thing that can happen to you. And I guarantee you'll date or fuck someone who is worse than loneliness if you don't recognize the possibility.
>>710198832
Agree
I have regretted speaking to 98% of strangers i've met in the past six months.
>>710199400
All I've come arcoss are lesbians and people who want to steal from me. No sex for me
That if you enforce in your children that they are smart early they will be unprepared once anything gets hard and give up.
>>710199333
Trips confirm, shit relationships will make you wish you never met a girl
Bump for interest
>>710193577
If you get pulled over for a DUI don't do the field sobriety tests. Apparently, you can legally refuse.
>>710195447
i winced so fucking hard
you ever get a diagnosis for that shit?
>>710195447
Had a huge shit yesterday, diameter 2-3 inches. Took me 2 hours to shit and unclog the bowl. Next time I will drink at least two bottles of water instead only coke
The sooner you stop caring what strangers think about you the better off you'll be.
Just because you both want each other doesnt mean you can be together. AKA cant always get what you want.
>>710193577
If you do iv drugs you might spend 3.5 months in the hospital,have two open heart surgeries, and 2 heart valves replaced and one repaired
>>710193577
You can never win with people.
you can only fix something so many times
Never trust a faggot like op
>>710195447
amazing, top kek
>>710195532
i was gonna agree 100% but i love weed
>>710197834
>Success is a tough gig and comes at a cost.
Something I'm learning more everyday
>>710197965
You just said the same thing but worded differently.
>>710195532
>Homosexuality is actually a mental illness
There's nothing wrong with being attracted to someone of the same sex, is liking hentai a mental illness?
Actual mental illness is shit like being transgendered (thinking you're something you're clearly not) which is very different
>>710198832
Lunatic paranoia is no way to live your life anon. Just live without expectations and never be disappointed
>>710193577
Time is unforgiving.
>>710193577
If you're at your job and you have nothing to do, pretend to do something. Assholes get pissed off if they see you doing nothing.
>>710203662
>p sure not being attracted to what biologically makes sense is a mental illness anon
sry
Andy Sixx's warm log of shit isnt going to suck itself
>>710204398
there's always something to do
>>710193577
Work smart, not hard.
A warm log of shit fresh from the asshole of andy sixx is a horrible thing to waste
>>710193577
Don't go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
>>710195532
What are the odds he was dumped by a white girl in high school and hasn't recovered his anger
When given the opportunity to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, take it.
>>710204514
>biologically makes sense
So if you'ver EVER been attracted to a video game character, piece of art, or anything that wasn't a real woman, you're mentally ill
Humans aren't insects kiddo, there's factually zero wrong with being attracted to anything (this includes underage kids). It's believing that you're something you're not that can be classified as mental illness
lol
Ask not what andy sixx's asshole can do for you but what you can do for andy sixx's asshole... and that is suck it
>>710204818
I don't know. I'll ask your wife tonight and let you know.
>>710204514
Explain? Sex in humans does a lot more than just make babies. You know that emotional rush after you bang someone? That's biology at work son, sex is a tool for building interpersonal relationships
>>710193577
nothing truly matters
No matter how hard you suck, you will never get all of the shit out of andy sixxs asshole in one go
>>710193577
Every "romantic" action men take in movies is bullshit.
Opening up to a woman and "confessing" your feeling towards her is THE WORST thing you can do.
I learned this when i was 15/16 and i'm glad i did.
>>710204789
Underrated kek
>>710193577
If andy sixx is going go drop a big one, be sure your mouth is there to catch it
>>710205024
being attracted to a video game girl is understandable..being attracted to a video game guy is gay. and mental illness.
every fucked up aspect of some human somewhere isn't 'okay' kiddo, there's factually zero right with being sexually attracted to something that biologically does not make sense and that the rest of your species is not
>>710193577
there are things that you simply can't change
>>710204625
No actually there isn't
>>710204514
>not being attracted to what biologically makes sense is a mental illness
So if I wanna fuck samus aran I'm mentally ill?
Oh shit son, 80% of the world is retarded
>>710193577
Don't trust people
Don't listen to anything anyone tells you about love, follow your own heart
Don't eat spagetti for a year straight
>>710205167
and the purpose of sex is to procreate, sure it's for pleasure more often now than ever before, but that doesn't mean it's not meant for procreation.
>i want an interpersonal relationship with my coworker, so i'll fuck him even though i'm straight.
yes that makes sense
You can suck all of the shit out of andy sixxs asshole some of the time, and some of the shit all of the time but you cannot suck all of the shit out of his asshole all of the time
>>710205225
Find better women anon. I opened up and confessed my love to a friend of mine who was still dating somebody else. She took it fairly well and we just kept being friends. I never pushed, just patiently waited and two years later we are living together and totally in love.
science solves all problems
>>710195532
>Avoid credit cards.
Never have i heard "I'm glad i got this credit card"
>>710193577
Sometimes you are the kind of person you hate, and sometimes the things you hate are all you're made of.
>>710205334
>video game girl is understandable
>>being attracted to what biologically makes sense is a mental illness
What's it gonna be anon?
>>710205578
I'm glad I got this credit card
>>710193577
Dont have expectations
>>710204548
>>710204739
>>710204869
>>710205032
>>710205210
>>710205317
>>710205472
What's with all this fucked up shit?
Who the fuck is andy sixx?
>>710205400
>samus aran
is that a girl? looks like it from google. you can want to fuck her but you're imagining yourself fucking a girl that looks like her. every guy has fantasies. video games just make some of them more realistic because u can actually see them in most cases.
doesn't make every fantasy okay though. some are definitely because of mental illness.
can't believe this is news to people. but that's the world we're in i guess. "accept everything, fuck the wrong gender, tell your kids it's fine to dress like they're retarded because the retards do it, it's all fine!!"
>>710202451
I'm from MD, and that shirt is true as shit
Make sure andy sixx ate chipotle before you suck the shit out of his ass
>>710205334
>that the rest of your species is not
You're right, I completely forgot that I'm the only human of my species who thinks anime chicks getting fucked by tentacles is hot
yo my b
>>710205463
It wasnt "meant" for anything retard. There is no intent behind reality. Procreation might be considered as a primary function, but it does also build interpersonal relationships. Not every relationship, but banging someone creates a chemical change in the brain that will change the way you feel about them and likely strengthen the emotional ties.
Dont get high on your own supply... of andy sixx's warm shit
>>710205605
video game girl is u imagining a girl
video game guy is u imagining a guy
the latter is not biologically sensical. neither are for procreation, so if u want u can say both are stupid, but at least the girl makes sense.
do u see how it works?
>>710193577
I can't do a split
Don't go balls deep pounding as hard and fast as you can if you have a big dick
>>710205821
are u serious? sex wasn't meant for anything?
ok def retarded, carry on
A warm log of shit a day keeps the andy sixx away
>>710193577
Don't force out a shit.
One mistake in your early adolescence can fuck your life up permanently
>>710205973
Sex was only meant for reproduction.
It was also meant as a supplement when andy sixx's ass is sore from all the logs of shit you suck out of it
>>710205540
To be honest, i envy you.
But you're the rare case.
I'd advise any man who found himself in your situation (while she was dating someone else) to walk away and move on.
>>710205334
Lol what exactly does the rest of the species have to do with it? Oh the people who are specifically classified as not exhibiting this trait dont exhibit this trait?? No shit sherlock.
Just because people enjoy different things than you does not make you superior asshole
>>710193577
Member when Spongebob was a good cartoon.
Doing nothing is a bad choice
>>710206110
But women are addictive, just like andy sixx's warm log of shit
>>710205024
b/ is way more open-minded for a group of people who use the word faggot so often.
It's your responsibility as an adult to surround yourself with people you care about
>>710205753
It doesn't biologically make sense to want to fuck a 3d model or 2d picture, if you think it does then you're actually dumb and I can't help you
>tell your kids it's fine to dress like they're retarded
No, transgendered culture IS mental illness (or a ploy to gain attention for some). Wanting to fuck a member of the same sex isn't even in the same spectrum
Bonobos are down to fuck males or females, but have NEVER thought they were a member of the opposite sex
You're just wrong dude, get over it and learn instead of spreading stupidity
Nothing or nobody can replace andy sixx's warm log of shit slidding down my throat
>>710193577
Neglect your emotions even if people say otherwise your better off without them
>>710198832
I agree, when I was in highschool at first I spoke to alot of people and was a known person after one year I realized everyone was fake as fuck I cut off mostly everyone don't even say hi to them anymore
>use to be saying hi to everyone
>to people asking me why I don't speak alot
By this however, you do lose your social skills. I only spoke to my close group of friends. Making friends with strangers is a little weird and shit might get awkward but it really doesn't bother me
>>710206196
i am not superior because of that, never said nor implied it.
but they are definitely ill mentally, whether you want to believe it or not. they can live fully functional lives and contribute to society but they're still 'fucked' in the head by being gay/trans/whatever else the fuck you want to add to it. being mentally ill doesn't always make u inferior, but it does mean you're mentally ill.
done w/ this argument, believe what u will
>>710206393
So you have nothing to support your argument but your word? Very convincing.
>>710193577
Like many others have said, trusting a nigger.
My scar will be with me for the rest of my life.
It's an oldie, but it's all true.
>>710206330
wanting to fuck the same sex is mental illness too. it's just been so normalized in the last 20 years that you people are forgetting what humans are like, biologically. put your culture/other bullshit aside. this is about biology
>>710194214
I needed this. I'll tell Monica when I see her again.
>>710206110
It's not for everybody. Most guys are probably just infatuated and want to HAVE her. My approach could only really work if you truly love and respect her. Of course that wont usually be the case. Also there is a certain amount of mental fortitude to patiently wait for her to be ready. I spent the time learning what I want from life.
Make sure you put vasaline on andy sixx's asshole before you lock lips with it. Trust me. Youre going to want to log of shit to slide out with the most assistance as possible
>>710206244
And statisti ally speaking, its better then actually doing the thing.
>>710205871
>neither are for procreation
Humans aren't robots/insects who only do the logical thing you moron. I have never once wanted to fuck a girl with the thought "I want to get her preggo so my genes will survive". It's only "damn she hot, I wanna cum on her tits and bounce"
>>710206507
yeah all that i wrote is nothing at all. glad u got something from it. no wonder you're so dense
>>710193577
Even if it's their JOB to help you, don't always expect them to. They're often just there to get paid and don't really care about their clients/students; they just want that check, even if it means misinforming you enough to completely fuck over the rest of your life.
tl'dr: you cannot and should not trust everyone. This extends to family members.
>>710196718
yeah this is controversial, some people mean it
>>710206629
wow you are a diff kind of stupid
>i, a rational thinking conscious human being have made a decision that overrided my biological needs/desires. therefore biology is bullshit
listen to yourself
>>710206109
>was only meant
Meant from who or what? God?
Idiot lol
Never do anything worthwhile halfway. Put everything in your being into the things you do. Regret is one of the worst feelings you can have, tucked in at night, alone with your thoughts.
Also
It doesn't matter what advantages you started with or currently have in life, if you don't act, nothing will come of your life. Just because you're smart does not mean you won't make stupid decisions. I'm living proof of that.
>>710206764
>>710206557
you go get Monica young grass hopper
>>710196500
This
>>710206764
It was meant to consumate the matrimony of two people.
You know, kind of like the matrimony between myself and andy sixx's warm log of shit
>>710206393
Your grammar aside, it's people like who you are bringing society down. "My opinion which is directly proven wrong by facts, is right. Time to tell everyone how right I am"
>>710206891
Does monica happen to know where i can find andy sixx's warm log of shit?
>>710193577
Once you have their money, never give it back.
>>710206638
If I'm lead you're osmium.
You've said nothing of substance beyond "I'm definitely right guys"
>>710207031
facts like?
and no, my words on 4chan are not doing anything to society. don't be scared, the gay agenda is much more powerful than anything i say here
>>710202461
This. Had this anxiety for a little bit of years. My life goes to complete shit day by day when you get to the point where you stop giving a fuck about anything it helps you the fuck out.
It killed my anxiety I do sometimes get it but at the end you realize it really doesn't matter even if it is embarrassing or some shit it doesn't even fucken matter no more
>>710207161
weird because most of what i said feels like common sense. maybe education really is as shitty as i think it is, I'm glad I got a decent one at least..
>>710206550
>this is about biology
This is the most irrelevant shit I've ever heard, it doesn't matter what should biologically be done, that's not how it is. People want to fuck because it's fun and feels good, no one gives a shit about the biology of it like we're mosquitos
>>710194214
I did this. We ended up being good friends. It didn't ruin anything.i realized it wouldn't have worked. We made out once when drunk and we still talk about it.
>>710207031
How the fuck is it wrong?
Everything i have presented has been proven by scientific fact. Go read a fucking journal on EBSCO you little lazy prick. Its no wonder im going to be the one with andy sixx's warm log of shit sliddinf down my throat while you watch and cry from the corner like the little bitch that you are because that's all you are is a little bitch
>>710207316
u don't have to care about it, and that's why gays can be content...obviously??
it doesn't change the fact that it's not in our biology to fuck the same sex because it makes no sense to.
>>710205973
No. Nothing is meant for anything. So is everything.
>>710207360
this isn't me but whatever i don't really care anymore. take it from here whoever u are
No one truly gives a fuck about you or your well being, and everyone is truly selfish, some just hide it better than others.
Those 'friends' you thought you had growing up? The ones in elementary, middle, and high schools who you used to hang with all the time and never thought you'd be apart? They won't stay that way. After high school and/or college, everyone will eventually go their separate ways; they'll be off making babies, starting careers, etc and leave you farther and farther behind. They'll maintain friendships among themselves, sans you, whom it will be later revealed was the 'busted leg' of the group, holding everyone down (in their opinion).
All 'friends' will either betray or ignore you at one point or another in your life. People come in two flavors: tool or obstacle. Ensure that you are able to identify both, and do not become the former.
>>710207306
I'm not even sure how to respond to such intense amounts of autism.
>>710207539
maybe listen to music or something to distract your thoughts or just stop reading this thread for a while? idk how it feels to be autistic but GL either way.
>>710207449
Then why do Bonobos and other species of monkey fuck the same sex?
inb4 "they're also mentally ill"
I'm right you're wrong end of story lmao
>>710206776
You are wise. "No half measures"
-Breaking Bad
>>710207449
Oh but it does.
Everything is dependent on the genome of people, and those idiots who think that the gay gene exists are clearly retarded politically correct assholes who want to put scientific advancement on hold and also want to suck all of the shit out of andy sixx's asshole and not leave any for me to suck out but little do they know that I'm way ahead of them and have stocked up on andy sixx's warm shit, enough to survive for the nuclear winter
>>710207708
they are mentally ill lol.
did u think humans are the only animals that suffer from mental illness?
>>710206393
This discussion has been had by people far smarter and far more well informed than you, and the consensus is that homosexuality is absolutely not any kind of mental dysfunction.
Oh, but I'm sure you know better because of 'common sense'.
>>710195532
I like how everyone jumps on the homo illness thing ignoring that he said don't have an opinion on it
I'm a raging faggot and this is exactly what you should do, I don't give a fuuuuck if you think I'm mentally ill and I don't expect your kind to ever be convinced otherwise, you've already claimed authority over how the brain works which to me is fucking delusional, but I wouldn't go telling you that if I met you irl either. You got good life lessons anon
>don't get caught up in shit, it passes
>there's no real meaning to anything
>either acknowledge this and be happy with life, delude yourself into thinking there's something more or kill yourself
>>710207678
How would listening to music help?
Unless it's black veil brides and I'm touching myself to andy sixx's sweet and sexy voice
>>710206891
I absolutely will. I've had a shit evening, but you've restored my confidence. Thanks anon, just know you've changed a life today, for the better.
>>710207838
perhaps I'm wrong, but i have read a lot about this and haven't been convinced otherwise yet. and i'm open minded unlike a lot of people here
>>710207843
Homosexuality isn't a disease though, it's an actual thing. It's a drive the human brain goes into when presented an option of gender to be partnered with. It's the same drive that the brain goes in when I have the undying desire to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole
>>710207538
But why? Why not just say fuck it and go your own way? I dont like to be controlled by other people, even indirectly. Just stop giving a fuck about what other people think
>>710207200
>you stop giving a fuck about anything it helps you the fuck out.
then i'm just not neat anymore and dress like shit because i clearly just don't give a fuck, why would i care what others think if i can persuade and just act like it is?
>>710208046
this anon is the real MVP lmao
>You will not be punished *for* your anger.
>You will be punished *by* your anger.
>>710207940
It wasn't all me. Without andy sixx's warm log of shit slidding down my throat, you'd be in deep trouble, my friend. Be greatful andy sixx's asshole is plentiful and well stocked
>>710208046
The real question isnt, is homosexuality a mental disorder. but, is being transgender a mental disorder.
>>710193577
I learned that I can only trust myself, others will let me down, and that true pain comes from when the one you love most stops loving you
>>710208067
Why carry on at all while you're at it. I'll tell you why. It's because the possibility exists that you'll be able to have andy sixx's warm log of shit slide down your throat. Trust me brother, when you feel the texture of the undygested corn rubbing against your esophogus, you're going to see why it was worth staying alive for
>>710208206
i can't take these captchas anymore, they are fucking annoying as NIGGERS
good night anons thanks for good thread
>>710208206
It depends. If you define a mental disorder as a problem, then yes because it doesn't involve andy sixx's warm log of shit slidding down my fucking throat
>>710208053
Yeah, I've realized that now...after I've lost most of my friends, with the few remaining keeping about as much contact with me as drinkable water on the surface of Mars. I don't even bother talking to them anymore, and having watched as so many of them have
>started families, started careers, going on trips, getting married, etc
and becoming depressed enough times (flare-ups), I've stopped following them. True Forced Loneliness, but also in a friendship-sense as well as an intimate one (or lack thereof).
I do look forward to the day where I tell off my 'family' for their years of neglect.
>>710195532
>Homosexuality is actually a mental illness
How did you learn this the hard way?
>>710208284
Very right of you to do so, brother. Don't trust everything, especially the asshole of andy sixx. At some point later on, it will run dry and there won';t be any more shit for people to suck out.
So stock up while you can, brother
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>>710208067
Thats up to you man lol I don't give a fuck what you do personally in your life as I know you do with mine. I'm just saying on how it went for me.
>>710193577
>don't be overeager when it comes to women
>if something means the world to you, see it becomes concrete with your own two hands
Brushing my teeth.
Now my teeth are fucked, and it's going to cost me hundreds, if not thousands, to fix em.
Tiered of the pain.
>>710208484
Very good for you, my fellow bretheren. You shouldn't stray away from being independent because in the end, you're going to be the one contributing to your acomplishment of sucking a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole and your family is going to watch and wish they were more supportive so that you would have them in mind as you're wolfing down that hot steamy log
>>710207952
Lurker joining in here.
It exists in numerous animal species, and has for a long time. It's existed throughout history, though covered up in many areas. I mean honestly the stigma and aversion to homosexual behavior qualifies more as a mental illness than homosexuality itself does; people have been obsessively fighting that shit for centuries.
if you don't ruin your life and blame it on other people you'll never be happy
karma is real
>>710208743
If it's a releif to take the pain away, the answer is simply in front of you. Suck from the asshole of the Andy Sixx, his beloved warm steamy log of shit and the pain shall perish under it's almighty might and warmth.
>>710208642
i guess you have to always just be neat, i mean, neatness comes with the job and shit, but what does it matter if you have a shitty job and people treat you like shit in anycase?
>>710208806
>sucking a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole and your family is going to watch and wish they were more supportive so that you would have them in mind as you're wolfing down that hot steamy log
This got weird somewhere around here.
>>710208809
True, but also keep in mind that nature finds a way to weed out the weak. Perhaps the weak at mind are the ones who do not adopt to cis-gendered sexual practices because I know for sure that whoever doesn't have andy sixx's warm log of shit sliding down their fucking throats will not survive another decade
>>710208938
Prove it in any way that can't be described as cause and effect
>>710208809
don't u think there are other mental illnesses that have existed forever..?
>>710193577
Don't ever insult someone just for fun. Very shortly into time at elementary school, I was at the bus stop waiting to go to school and told someone "_____ is such a nerd" just to try to be cool. The guy almost instantly found out and retaliated and I was picked on all the way through sixth grade, and beat up regularly.
>tfw he became a big deal in some minor sport and I could always fuck with his Wikipedia page and put fake shit on there like he was forced to resign from some sports association due to sexual misconduct from someone he was coaching
>>710209141
Care not what people think about you, and think of how victorious you will be over them when you have andy sixx's warm log of shit slidding down your throat and they don't even though they really want it but they can't have it because they aren't as good as you are
>>710209141
My nigga is that question rhetorical or some shit lol confusing the shit out me rn two different opposing statements
>>710209268
thats what internet is for
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>>710209251
Probably not. Andy Sixx's warm log of shit is very recent compared to the rest of history. Tis truly a miracle
>>710209372
I already completed that
>>710209409
Don't be confused. Andy Sixx's warm log of shit slidding down your throat will straighten everything out
Don't be such a perv most girls hate that
>>710208484
Oh shit are you at the age where you realize that other people's lives dont revolve around you?? Nobody owes you a damn thing and the sooner you stop expecting people to just give their attention the sooner you'll be ready to pursue your own happiness as they have.
>>710193577
Don't stick your dick in crazy, no matter how hot crazy is.
>>710193577
Accepting Yashua the Messiah (Jesus Christ) as my Lord and Saviour
Eat a good, balanced diet. Seriously, drop the soda and pizza and get some vegetables in there. Your body will thank you.
Exercise more. Your body is made for moving.
Enjoy your youth while you still have it.
>>710194214
Thx for reminding me 10 years to late
>>710206557
You'll do fine anon. She sounds sweet.
>>710209233
Well, look at it this way. I wanted andy sixx's warm log of shit slidding down my throat but it won't just come to me. You have to work very hard. So after all the merchandising and advertisement of my body onto sitemodeling, and fishing for attention and comments over facebook, I was finally able to come face to ass with andy sixx's asshole where I sucked a giant warm creamy dreamy log out of his ass and I have it all thanks to my hard work and perseverance.
>>710209233
Aren't those essentially the same thing? Karma just expands on the basic idea of cause and effect
>>710193577
Electric fences pulse, so if you grab it momentarily, and nothing happens, don't try to take a selfie with your dick on it.
>>710209409
what i mean to say is, why should you give a fuck on how you dress and look like and shit if you won't even give a fuck about what anyone thinks anymore?
ofcourse you'd dress like ice in an interview, because it is a purpose, but then the only thing that helps is actually not caring about that job at all as well because you'd be more nervous if you did
so why would i even impress anyone by dressing up normally? i like to dress up like a bum now because i dont give a fuck, my hair isn't cut and i'm probably even more out of shape now, why would i act and get all neat to impress a girl if i dont actually give a fuck...?
>>710209803
Not as sweet as andy sixx's asshole delight that I hope to have slidding down my fucking throat soon
>>710194214
The truth is the best for this. Either she accepts and you can move forward, or she rejects and you save wasting more of your time
>>710209611
>calm down
It's not about them 'owing' me anything, nor do I feel like they or the world revolves around me. Nevertheless, it wouldn't KILL a person (especially a so-called 'family member') to pick up the phone or take 2.3 seconds on FB to at least check that I'm still alive. But of course, they'll bitch at me for not doing it to them. The same people who try to shame others for doing exactly what they're doing.
Which I'm sure you're O-K with.
>complaining about others complaining
>mfw
>>710209818
Yes, but also keep in mind that Andy Sixx's asshole is a privilidge, not an entitlement.
Only the hardest working can feast upon the warm log that excretes from the blessed vessel
>>710210070
It would honestly be worth more of your time to move on.
Don't get me wrong, you should be with the girl of your dreams if it's meant to be, but if you have other priorities such as having andy sixx's warm log of shit slide down your throat, then your love life is just going to have to wait
You're not supposed to put your dick in the bottle when you piss in it
>>710210092
This is why there are so many problems in the world, it's because of selfish self-centered assholes like you. You, my friend, won't make it far in this society because we live in a world where it doesn't matter what you know, but it matters who you know. That will really come into play when you're asking people around on where you can find andy sixx so you can suck a warm steamy brown log out of his asshole
>>710210109
*priviledge*
>>710210355
You can, however, use your piss as lube for when you're trying to suck andy sixx's log of shit out of his asshole but the thing is just lodged in there. Yeah, using piss should do the trick.
>>710210092
Why should anyone care if you're alive? They dont owe you that. I think you're missing the point
Do not use a Mauser bolt as a butt plug.
>>710209251
Across a variety of different species? Spread across time? Much more likely to just be a normal thing that we've suppressed; especially since it has no harmful effects outside of the stigma and the treatment of other people. It's nature's birth control, and a behavior that crops up in every species that has sex for fun, because it's fun.
It could be argued that it causing your genes to hit a dead end is a harmful effect, but that's circumvented in today's society, and the world doesn't exactly need more people in it, so even if we didn't have ways around that then there's still that.
>>710203662
>is liking hentai a mental illness?
yes
>There's nothing wrong with being attracted to someone of the same sex
being gay reduces the fitness of a population. it's harmful just like the urge to jump of cliffs.
Don't learn things the hard way.
>>710200252
THIS. it teaches them to feel good when they accomplish nothing and feel bad when theyhave to try
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>710210639
Then why do I apparently owe *them* that?
Don't take wooden nickels
>>710193577
If a girl says 'no' and 'stop', don't ignore her cries and keep sticking your dick in her various orifices
>>710193577
sometimes goodbyes lastforever
Don't listen to everyone on 4chan, just because their lives are shit doesn't mean yours will be too
Don't drink too much
Avoid drugs except for occasional psychedelics
Learn to do cool shit while you're young
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>>710210536
>andy sixx
>warm log of shit?
df is going on with /b/ ?
>>710210877
You dont. If you are going to do something for someone else it should be because you WANT to do it, not because you feel obligated. Either that or you get something else from doing it.
>>710210639
They do though.
The fact that you're alive means that you can suck a warm steamy brown log out of andy sixx's asshole
>>710210669
I tried doing that with andy sixx, but his warm log of shit just pushed the thing right out of his ass
![storymaker-nero-palace-rome-archaeology-slide-show-1104151-515x388[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cw8fuVq.jpg "storymaker-nero-palace-rome-archaeology-slide-show-1104151-515x388[1].jpg")
that if you have a dream, pursue it, if it doesn't work out. try again, or try something else. this is my second try at a beat, lyrics for both of these instrumentals are in revision it would really mean the world to me if i even got one listen. say its trash, says its decent i don't care. just please, tell me i'm doing the right thing and following my dream while i am in college.
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/yung-nigga
the track itself is not called yung nigga my friend had the file under the name, the actual song is called " I play as you all burn "
reference to nero.
>>710210092
Idk who those faggots are but I get what you're saying
For some reason, when I see people I know walking at school, or I'm wondering how people are doing or whatever, it always seems like I have to make the effort to say hi
Yet then if I don't they'll either not talk to me or walk on past like I'm not even there
But then I'm the asshole for not saying hi
>>710210704
But you're missing the point.
The point is that sex was ultimately intended for our reproduction. It feels good because our bodies need to be able to release reproductive material at a controlled point in time. No other reason. Some idiots just see that as a vunerability in our human genome to have pleasure with one another, but little do they know that the real pleasure is with sucking a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole and saivoring every moment of that warm steamy log slidding down your throat
Being a schizoid autistic doesn't get you pussy unless you're lesbian
>>710211324
Exactly. Was starting to think I was alone in this observation.
>>710210767
Reminds me of the first time I sucked a brown creamy log out of andy sixx's asshole.
Didnt think I could do it and was strongly discouraged but I just had to man up and do it. It wasn't easy but I just had to find a way to.
And when I had the warm steamy goodness slide down my throat, in that moment, I was in the prime of my life, invincible like the gods
>>710211068
Yes and no.
Deep down, everybody wants to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole but it's more of an obligation for andy sixx to have his asshole sucked. After all, he is andy sixx
>>710195532
are you asian?
nothing comes for free, even when it feels like it does. life is like a game of chess, no matter how perfectly you play it with every move forward you make you leverage away some level of control or limit your options else where.
>>710211446
You weren't alone. When andy sixx's warm log of shit is slidding down your throat, you're never alone.
>>710193577
sometimes it's better to let your girlfriend win the argument.
>>710210705
>Being gay reduces the fitness of the population
You're a moron. You're either implying that homosexuals have naturally superior genetics and are detrimental to the population by not passing them on, or you're saying that the fitness of a population is determined by sheer numbers, or that all homosexuals are fruits that can't fend for themselves, and you're retarded for thinking any of those three. The "fitness" of the population is relevant to how much money you're able to make through whatever means you're able to make it. That is the environment we're subjected to, and that's how you thrive in it today. Homosexuality has no bearing on that.
>>710211660
But the big victory at the end of life is having andy sixx's warm log of shit slide down your throat, right?
>>710211678
Goddammit.
Fuck.
I'm going to go watch Star Trek.
>>710211750
i can't be the only one who was dying reading every post here
>>710211731
Guy, the fucking CDC has even put out advisories on homosexuality spreading like a placebo effect within high populations of people. It's kind of like giving a placebo test to people with andy sixx's warm log of shit where they think they're enjoying his warm log down their throats when really, they're enjoying someone else's but their minds do some mental gymnastic to convince the rest of their bodies otherwise.
It's the same thing with homosexuality man.
Why the fuck are you so thick-skulled all of a sudden
>>710198217
How did you learn this the hard way? Fucking liar
>>710198274
Shut up loser
>>710193577
To stay in college.
>>710211324
Saying hi is the least of your concerns.
See,with Andy Sixx's asshole, there's no need to say hello or goodbye. Just place your mouth to his asshole in a ring formation and suck a steamy creamy dreamy brown out. Then be on your way.
That's it.
No formal hello
No formal goodbye
Not even a grunt of acknowledgement or pleasure from either party.
A quick and clean(not exactly) mutually-benefiting exchange.
>>710205810
>MFW you unironically tell the truth, you ARE the only one.
>>710212144
I remember I dropped out to pursue a career in music. Yep. I didn't play an insturment and no band wanted me, and I spent 10 years working in a starbucks but then one day, something magical happened. I was faced with the opporutinity of a lifetime: I met andy sixx and was able to suck a giant fucking log of shit out of his asshole and that has made all of the difference for me. It can also make the difference for you if you just let it
>>710205147
Good one you fucking skid mark. Go take another load from your dad
>>710196736
What part of the brain is the right part to poke?
>>710212517
If his dad is Andy Sixx, I'll also take a load if he doesn't mind
>>710212650
Yeah but the load is gonna be a boiling hot log of shit
Whats with all these andy sixx references?
>>710212830
Yup. Sounds good to me. Wouldn't want it any other way
>>710212848
Wouldn't you like to know? Just like I would like to suck a warm log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole
