Two sentence horror stories.
The door slowly creaked open. I began to scream.
>>710184456
That's fucking garbage.
>>710184456
There was a faggot. His name was OP.
My waitress come to the table.
She was old.
>>710184456
November 8th. Hillary Clinton wins.
>>710184754
>>710185195
>>710185489
Faggots. Faggots everywhere.
>>710184456
The sewage is backed up. I have to take a shit.
Elections have concluded. Hillary has won.
My step daughter fell asleep naked.
My phone was dead.
>>710185677
>>710185593
Shiiiiiit this is great news.
Goodbye mission control. Thanks for trying.
>>710185593
>>710185677
No matter who wins, it will be scarier than spooky scary skeletons. Yikes!
you awake at 7 a.m. Your feet are turkeys!!!!
>>710185796
I've seen Gravity. Fuck that mess.
It is Halloween Night.
My van is out of gas.
>>710184456
The last man alive on earth was about to fall asleep in the shelter. Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door.
>>710185917
The wind is howling. There is a shape staring at you.
>>710185944
...fuck
The gunfire drew closer to the bunker. But the enemy is 5 miles out.
>>710185944
Knocker was woman. Next.
Jimmy awoke to the streaks of sunlight rising from the West. It was then he knew that something has gone horribly wrong.
All that is evil is not trying to get you in its grasp.
It is trying to keep you there.
>>710184456
I connected to 4Chan. There were new threads.
Your forgot to shut the front door as you left for work. You hear your dog yelp in pain as you're backing out of your driveway.
OP dropped the soap. I boner'd.
You're just about to cum.
The camera suddenly cuts to a close-up of the guy's face!
>>710186841
You go to thrust. OP was your grandma.
>>710186888
You got trips. You are phone.
>>710186937
>You go to thrust. OP was your grandma.
>>710186888
True horror right here
Stay here in the closet. Don't come out.
You mom holds out her new born child for you to see.
It's black.
It was a dark and stormy night.
And the shoes were full of feet.
>>710187201
That's when you realize. You too are black.
I woke up to find my wife by my side. She died 5 years ago.
>>710184456
These paintings are very creepy, thought the man
These windows werent here last night
>>710187201
>You mom holds out her new born child for you to see.
>It's black.
Drop kick nigglet out window
Millennials can't retire until 75 years old. Baby Boomers still blame them for economy.
Finally, someone wants to suck your cock.
It's your uncle Dan.
As you walk downstairs to your mother who had just called your name you hear a sound in the closet. "I heard it too, son, don't go down there."
How you ended up swinging by a wire tied to your balls from a bridge over railroad tracks towards an on coming express is the least of your worries.
The pact you just made with Satan for should be in the top three at leastimmortality
>>710184456
The door slowly creaked open...
Then the were-cock pounced.
>>710187495
At least his technique has improved from the time you were eight.
>>710187640
Boo
You check your fucks-given-o-meter. It's not at zero.
>>710187504
This could have been done much better
As you watch the news on John Lenins death eating your pjotr the phone rings. Who was phone?
The scariest part, you realize with a jolt, isn't that somebody might be in your house. It's that you might be alone.
>>710186937
Why anon, dear gods why...
>>710187640
fuck
In 7 days it happens
And anyone could win
penis.
chainsaw.
>>710187488
>Millennials give all social security monies to niggers, retards, immigrants, mentally ill, and slackers.
>Wonder why there isn't any monies left.
Footsteps could be heard from downstairs. You rush down only to find muddy clove hoof tracks all over your house.
>>710184456
she strips. she pulled out a dick bigger then mine.
You drop your pants and begin to shit
You feel empty pockets
"Well Rex, we finally lost our virginity."
"Nope," the dog replies, "anal doesn't count."
>>710187874
Damn, existential realism is 2 spooky...
>>710187948
http://fullreads.com/literature/the-lottery/
You pour a bowl of cereal. There is no milk.
>>710184456
Black community. I'm white.
>have tooth removed
>have to use a tissue or else you get dry socket -_-
I kick the stool and hang loose from the ceiling.
I wake up in bed the next day.
His cold dead eyes followed you a you rolled over. "You will keep your promise"
Your eyes tear up as you realize what you're seeing is real. She turns to you, and her black eyes pierce your soul.
>>710187325
Too spooky.
I'm out.
The victim laid dead at the hands on the japanese assassin
In the end, the mans name is moot
the 'ol
There the last person on earth sat alone in his house. Suddenly he heard a knock on the door.
After realizing the lack of milk you try to participate in a riot.
Then all of a sudden...
>>710184456
I can do it in once sentence.
I had just done with cleaning up from a massive jerk-off session when I noticed the webcam light.
>>710188356
So you listen to her. You take out the trash like our mom asked.
>>710188610
...you hear your sister moan in the other room.
You finally get fed up with the scratching noise coming from under your bed. You look down and see yourself looking back.
The night was sultry. The pills didn't work.
>>710188749
Sounds like a dream, not a nightmare
You are dating a cute grill who is in to video games and anime like you. You go through her internet history while she is sleeping and find a bunch of BBC porn.
>>710188881
She's a ham planet with hygiene issues.
He had sex with her after the bar. She stayed at his house unti 2 pm the next day.
You feel your phone vibrate and look at it, seeing a text from your mother telling you to come downstairs. It's quite a shame she died whilst giving birth to you.
>>710184754
2sp00ky
There once was a man from Nantucket
He was homosexual
The first day of the case, you couldn't find a single clue on how the man was murdered. The second day, you realized you could just ask him.
I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.
>>710189373
Hey, that's pretty good.
You decide to jerk off. As you nut, you realize there is no tissue.
The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. I live on the 14th floor.
After a long day at work I was walking to my car under the scorching summer sun. It was then I suddenly remembered I was supposed to drop the baby off at daycare on my way in this morning.
>>710184456
4Chan shut down. Metafilter victorious!
My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help.
>>710189085
KEK. Zozzle.
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with “–2,378,231 rows affected.”
“Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.”
I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. After that, I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.
After working a hard day I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn’t know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.
The longer I wore it the more it grew on me. She had such pretty skin.
>>710190091
The post was underrated. No one noticed.
I always thought my cat had a staring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.
>>710190091
Anakin joined the dark side because of this space nigger.
One day, the mods without warning abandoned their stations. /B/ was unable to stop me from posting sinks.
It's been seven hours and the voices at the door won't go away.
They haven't realized the door locks from the outside.
>>710185724
Well hell
>>710190845
>>710186630
:'( nooooo
As grandma opened the fridge I saw it. Lilly's head, her eyes wide and blank
is this a joke? is this intentionally cringey what is going on ITT
You wake up one morning and find that everyone has disappeared.
You hear a monstrous roar off in the distance.
>>710190271
Ooh just watched Silence of the Lambs again and this gave me chills
>>710191476
im genuinely trying. don't know about the others
Bring up Gay porn while gf sleeping next to me .
Sound is on full.
FBI agents knock on your door. They tell you they've been monitoring your Internet activities for the past five years.
The dark man stood 7'3 slouched in the corner of my room. I live 8 miles from any houses.
>>710187488
Millenials haven't learned how to be frugal, save money, invest, and delay gratification. Therefore, they're forced to work shitty jobs until they're 75.
True horror is complete ignorance.
You finish laughing at what you thought, was the funniest picture you've ever seen, then you notice the watermark.
>>710184456
I woke up
still cold and alone
>>710191890
That was the moment. This was the time to die .
Your eyes rest on a dark corner of the room. As you see the thing standing there you realize you left your door unlocked.
She'd never let me cum in her before. As my balls emptied I couldn't help but wonder if the age of consent mattered at this stage of decomposition.
>>710192208
LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE
>>710192371
Jesus.
>>710184456
I was the last human alive
there was a knock at the door
>>710184456
I sent a nude pic to my girlfriend. My mother replied with "you got the wrong number".
Meet beautiful woman. She has an adams apple
The inhuman screeching in the woods unnerved me at first, but I got used to it after a while.
Then I heard it at my bedroom door.
>>710190011
true horror, god
>>710184456
You get your ex rays back from the doctor.
Only to find a skeleton inside of you.
He woke up.
It still wasn't over.
The child's limbs shook with fever seizures
its skin was hot, like boiled meat
Niggers rule the earth. Peace and prosperity unlikely
Makeout with girlfriend. She admits afterwards that she just blew her dad
>>710192917
The old lady greased her asshole again. She licked her lips and stared at his flaccid cock.
She knew she was ugly, but kind. That is why, she said, she chewed my arm off for me.
9.
11.
The syringe slowly pierced her iris. Blinking didn't help.
>>710184456
We should not have elected Trump. We did.
African Americans moved in next door. On both sides and ACROSS THE STREET
You check her phone while she's sleeping. 6 unread messages from tyrone
>>710187973
More powerful than it should be.
>>710184456
Look at his photogggGgRACAT
EVEYRTMEI IT MAKES ME LAGUH
>>710184456
If you were a girl, Id be afraid to talk to you. If you werent dead.
A cop pulls a car over for going 20 mph on the highway. Nobody was driving.
>>710186441
>Knocker was woman
That's even scarier!
>>710194636
I guess this would've been more terrifying before automated cars...
I was watching TV and suddenly saw myself on screen. I was filmed from behind.
>>710190011
Got me. Probably only horrifying to SQL devs.
I tried to suffocate her. She stabbed herself in the neck and continued breathing.
>>710184456
I woke up. It hadn't moved
Trap thread. An actual woman
Only ona game. It's WoW
My room mate is whispering things. I remember my room mate is on vacation.
It's not the picture it drew, it's what it wrote. "I know you're awake."
>>710184456
I started to pull out.
"Cum for me baby", she swooned, legs wrapping around me.
Am serb. See turk.
The operation freedom is soon to be completed. Time to raze some towers.
>>710196282
Am slovene. See serb.
>>710196420
Am Srpski. See disgust Bosanski
>>710184456
>The door slowly creaked open. I began to scream.
My back door slowly stretched open. I began to scream.
>>710196876
Am kosovski. Nothing to see here.
Am kebab. Am removed.
>>710196973
>My window was unlocked. I didn't get to scream.
>>710184456
The first annual purge begins in 10 minutes.
I've locked myself out of the house.
Am German. I like kebab.
>>710197413
Oops, didn't mean to greentext
>>710185859
Damn, spooky
>>710196973
>>710197413
She entered my room. Her feminine penis unfurled.
You see your own face in the mirror, covered in shit, blood and semen. In that moment you realise your name is moot and you have to leave isis.
>>710197814
Her feminine penis unfurled. I said, "Hey sis."
>>710197935
My mother gave birth to twins. She declared them semi-trans hamburger kin.
The glaring eyes of the man in the painting stare at you in your bed. The morning reveals only a window in the place of the painting.
>>710198206
I check my blog. Some cis male white straight suck colonised bigot misogynist just said that I shouldn't be given government welfare for my self diagnosed disabilities and that I am of otherkin superqueer schizotype megagendersexual
You are known as the self felattio guy. You want Ed to teletext the picture, but your mental capabilities cannot cope with the task.
I achieved everything I could. Now what.
>>710184456
You go to bed thinking "It'll get better."
You wake up 30 years later, and nothing has changed.
>>710186023
I like this one the most
All Christians went to hell. Jews were right.
I cut off my hand today. It ran away and was adopted by rather grim family.
>>710185944
I knock on the door. It's me, Goku
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