How pure are you?
http://www.ricepuritytest.com/
I got 92.
76
58
39
95..
>>710169859
I've had fun.
>>710171864
>>710171316
ree.
>>710169859
13
What does that mean?
>>710172235
I do so wonder what your life is like. I wouldn't trade, but I do wonder.
>What does it mean.
Nothing specific, methinks. Unless you checked some of the more... controversial ones on that list.
>>710172171
Lower means less pure dumbass
I got an 8
29
Get 12, been honest.
>>710172827
I know that already, plebeian scum.
>>710169859
45
not sure if good or bad tho
>>710169859
100 haha
>>710173481
No Masturbation or alcohol consumption whatsoever?
Gotta ask, how old are you?
>>710169859
97....
I got a 10
>>710173841
What was your points?
67
>These 95+ scores.
Too pure for this world.
73% pure
100% autistic
29
>>710173932
46
Seeing it written down actually puts some things in perspective.
>>710174720
27 is quite impure, but there's 'worse'.
20 lel
>>710174855
I've always considered myself pretty autistic so being this low down is more than I expected.
>>710169859
>http://www.ricepuritytest.com/
42
>>710175108
I'm the 95 mate.
I can't begin to comprehend the life of anything below 50.
>>710169859
>http://www.ricepuritytest.com/
54
>Kissed for more than two hours consecutively
Who the fuck would do this?
I got a 6...
>>710175576
Tell us the story of your life.
>>710175432
Lovey Dovey couples?
93
>>710175432
Kids who feel too young for sex
>>710175576
Confirmed checked fellatio.
45 - I really don't know if higher or lower is better.
>>710170658
76 as well.
40
>>710175432
Well I've done it
Got a 56 myself
44
[spoiler];)[/spoiler]
100
96, i'm proud of being so pure
>>710169859
Is a 17 bad?
everyone that got 20 or less are niggers
>>710176239
Really?
>>710176269
Good on ya.
Ever 'regret' it, though?
>>710176340
As long as it's not 0.
Bestiality is a no-no.
2Hitchhiker4Me
>>710169859
34, and all with my wife/same person. Does that make me more pure?
>>710169859
91 :(
>>710176563
>http://www.ricepuritytest.com/
yes, at least plus 20 imo ;)
>>710176563
I'd say so.
Makes it more wholesome, methinks.
Uh.. 47
>>710176459
sometimes, i regret saying no the all the girl that asked me out before,
but at least i'm pure af
89. My 85 and above pure /b/rothers should join me in the purification of the earth.
>>710176563
Settling with the first person you boned always spooks me. I can't even imagine how different and awful life would be If i did that.
66
Was doing great until incest. Actually no, no I wasn't doing great at all.
>>710176939
>At least I'm pure af.
Amen.
I missed the only chance I had, and after many years, I'm still not sure whether I prefer it this way. (95 here.)
Purity ho.
>>710176446
You're just a little faggot whose only gotten his little pecker touched once that's why you got a 99
>>710169859
13. The arrest options saved me there.
May have been lower, does having a dog lick peanut butter off a girls cunt while she blows you count as bestiality?
>>710169859
26 :(
>>710176719
>>710176723
pretty much checked off everything sexual, save for those that involved someone else, nothing with drugs or the cops (not a prude, just don't do drugs).
We did bad shit as kids though that this purity test doesn't even scratch. We would fuck on her driveway since we couldn't go inside. CONSTANTLY.
Fucked at my church, at one point she hopped off because she heard someone coming up the stairs and I couldn't stop the orgasm and had to fucking cum in my underwear while some other guy from the youth group was talking to me. I think that drops me down a few levels into hell.
Fucked at a few different public schools, almost fucked her at disneyland (tom sawyer's island RIP) but a kid came around the corner right before we started.
I didn't check the option for "had sex with another person in the room" but now that I think about it, I should have because she would suck my dick in the backseat of my parent's van while they were driving.
Good times ;0
I just want to know how the two 100's managed to never masturbate while being aged 18+.
>>710169859
24...
>>710169859
37
feels stained
>>710176966
She's cool as fuck tho; legit my best friend. Just hit our 9th wedding anniversary, been together ~3 years before that. 4 kids, house, 2 cars and a motorcycle, still boink all the damn time. Plus she makes good money (RN in CA working for 2 diff hospitals) and she's putting me through school so that I can make good money too. Video game nerd, not fat, big boobs, nice ass, almost no holds barred in the bedroom. Good times, but certainly the exception, not the rule.
>>710177356
>Fucked in a church while there's people there.
You'll be the purest guy in hell mate.
>>710177262
Yes it absolutely does but only if you were licking the peanut butter at the same time as the dog
14.
>>710177640
No. I took over after the dog was done, but never at the same time. That's just gross.
89
Not sure if I should be proud or not...
>>710169859
im such a virgin
>>710177577
checked
10
Didn't get caught and wasn't being stupid. So that saved me some points.
>>710177876
Yiss.
84
>>710177417
They lied to get some (You)s
>>710177770
Oh well in that case your good...definitely not beastiality then
32
I have lived a fun life so far without doing anything that will fuck me up long term
>>710178213
Gotta be, right?
>>710169859
>>710177770
>>710177640
>>710177262
Yes it absolutely is beastiality you filthy degenerate.
>>710169859
Do I win? To be fair I am probably the oldest person on this board so I've had many years to check some of these items off.
I got 19 I'm fucked I guess
>>710178452
Ok so a 12. Sue me.
Well shit.
Got an 8. Lil disappointed I didn't get lower tbh. This is now a bucket list for me.
Not bad
>>710178786
Either you did Bestiality, or it's on your bucket list.
Reconsider.
>>710178527
>>710178527
Scum! You're 80 off of the lowest purity levels, have fun with your non-immortality. My Führer is a 100 who will ascend to heaven without death.
>>710178786
Same with me. I just need to get arrested for felony cocaine possession while fucking a dog on an airplane and I will have a perfect 0.
>>710178452
No it isn't...the guy and the dog tool turns they never licked the peanut butter at the same time...that's like saying that I'm gay even though I took turns with some other dude sucking some guys dick...of course I'm not...but if we both sucked his dick at the same time then I'd be gay
>>710178932
Why
>>710179005
Wut?
>>710178982
This guy gets it
>tfw your gf is traditionalist christian
>tfw she has a purity ring
>tfw you love her so you don't mind waiting
>tfw cuddling in the evening while watching campy horror movies while its chilly
>tfw cuddling in the morning before classes
>tfw meeting the family
>tfw happy and not a degenerate
>>710178527
NICE!! I was worried I was gonna be lowest. How old r u? I'm the 6, at age 27.
>>710179005
He committed sexual acts while a dog was involved and you committed sexual (You)s. That's beastiality and OP level faggotry.
>>710179071
It is not okay.
>>710179263
Living the purity life, Anon. Good job.
>>710178527
Dude I don't care how old I am I'll never be checking off the incest and beastiality boxes
>>710179298
I'm 36. I probably earned most of that in my 20's. Good for you, you have lived life unlike most of these beta basement dwellers.
40
Oops
>>710178786
Why is it everyone so freaked out about the beastiality but everyone seems ok with the incest box?
>>710179263
>Is a Christian
>Not a degenerate
Pick one
>>710179572
I forgot there was one.
I could ignore anything starting with "Had sexual intercourse"
90
>>710178666
Hey there, satan.
78
>>710179732
I'm not Christian friend :^)
>>710179348
Nah you're confused he didn't touch the dog only the chick...he's good...just like when you double team a chick with another guy as long as you don't touch dicks it wasn't gay
>>710169859
Im 3 pure
>>710179732
*Jesus appears behind you*
Nothing personal, kid.
13
Am I going to hell/b/?
13
Lower is better, right?
Honestly would have been easier to just check the ones I haven't done
>>710179961
Then how is your gf a traditional Christian if dating a non Christian? Quit trying to convert her and steal her purity by being with you, you heathen
>35
actually wait, my dog licked my dick once lemme redo.
>30
wew lad.
>>710176459
beastiality by itself plus sex with a non participating third party in the room only dropped five points.
either the questions are weighted equally or people who got lower scored than me did pcp and got arrested, or have threesomes with 9/10 girls on a daily basis and leave an orgy constantly going on in their baseball diamond sized bathroom.
>>710179969
No you're wrong on both counts filthy mongoloid.
Kek
>>710180327
because theres nothing in christianity about not marrying other religions, thats jews and muslims.
74
>>710169859
57. higher = more pure, right? So I guess I don't suck that much.
>>710176459
>Bestiality is a no-no.
you never tried, rubbing your dick against a fur is a good feeling on the moment.
>>710180437
Relax...you seem to be getting all worked up about the beastiality but seem to be fine with the incest...is there something you wanna tell us?
>>710180520
You are the unpurest of us all.
>>710180437
Maybe you need to retake the purity test but make sure you check the "have only had sex with a family member" box this time
>>710181193
>Worked up
>Implying I'm buttmad.
I'm just playing, but that definitely is beastiality, and I recall nothing of incest.
>>710181475
Kek
>>710181455
>Unpurest
>Takes something not directly from the Bible.
Nice try 12 year old.
>>710181118
I checked that box and still got over a 50.
I got 17, is that good?
>>710181501
It seems like no one else caught it either with all the beastiality comments yet no one has said anything about the had incest box
>>710181939
Incest is gross and degenerate tbh
>>710181939
I prefer to fuck my cat than to fuck my mom atm.
>>710181939
I checked both.
>>710182244
>then
FTFY
>>710182244
ATM??? Are you implying that your preference may change at some point to where you'd prefer to fuck your mom over your cat?
33 huh i actually thought id get a 20 or something lower
>>710169859
>http://www.ricepuritytest.com/
18.... I guess no heaven for me.
>>710182946
But did you check beast or incest?
>>710182394
And you still got a 90...those must of been the only 2 boxes you checked
42.
Seems this is about the score this test gives you for having been in a romantic relationship at all.
>>710169859
96
>tfw pure but pathetic
>>710181701
>Doesn't know how to read
>Calls me a 12 year old
Nice try 12 year old
>>710182728
why not, if you'd ask me when I was younger, I would say that I didn't want to fuck my rub my dick against my cat.
>>710182728
It means his mom forgot to pack him a snack pack so hes mad atm
14
Well, damn.
39
>>710182728
no, he fucks his mom Ass-To-Mouth
that is, he plows her butthole then she sucks the shit off his dick
Add me on sc: woops12_25
>>710183394
Good point...you never know what the future will bring...today it's rubbing your cock on your cat tomorrow it could be banging your sister while your mom watches and eats popcorn and your dad uses his tears as lube to masturbate in the corner
>>710169859
26, answered honestly
>>710183183
They may have come to this conclusion from one of the teachings of Christ, that being the sermon on the Mount, but that doesn't mean what they are saying is biblically correct. I personally believe that religion mixing is not okay, but I wouldn't cite things that aren't Bible verses prove it.
>>710169859
I got a 5. Guess I win the internet or something. Well, back to sex.
>>710183425
Oh I get it he's just mad at her ATM and he's fucking his cat to make her jealous
29, so...
28
>>710183681
Wow that was very specific...I can tell your a man who knows what he likes and thinks about it often
i got 50
46 c:
>>710179732
literally kill yourself
christian is the opposite of degenerate
40
I need to have sex in a hot tub.
>>710184407
I've heard about some priests that would beg to differ on that statement...probably the little boys they raped would beg to differ too
17
Unless accidentally cumming on your dog counts as beastiality
I also smoked pcp by accident once.
61
22
Meh, I'm in my 20's and went to college, not surprising
36
90
only got that bc of alcohol, marijuana and tobacco consumption not to mention im heavily addicted to pornography and masturbation
>>710184762
Yeah I sucked a dick by "accident" once too
>>710184736
>>710184736
Youre so ignorant it hurts
were you just born autistic or did your parents drop you as a baby
26
Never arrested
44
>>710184885
Man listen, the dog walked in front of me while I was fapping and got blasted.
I smoked a laced joint once when I was drunk and got all fucked up. Found out later it was laced.
>>710184944
Oh I'm sorry are you saying that raping little boys doesn't make someone a degenerate? Is that normal behavior where you come from?
>>710185144
Holy shit, czech em
>>710183833
Fair enough. Maybe I'll provide one next time. Enjoy your interfaith for now
>>710185149
I know I'm saying it happened to me too once...I went to go eat this chick out and somehow I grabbed a cock and put it in my mouth over and over again until he blew a load on my face...shit happens I totally agree
>>710185175
implying all priests rape little boys
less than 1 percent of priests raped boys a majority being catholic
91
>>710185144
Perfect guess
>>710185416
56
>>710169859
25
Cuckholded Nigger Faggot
>91
Uhm....
>>710169859
>#69 is just a question mark
Clever
also 88
>>710184944
Oh I see it's not ok to talk about priests but it's cool to make fun of people with disabilities? Real cool to use autism as a put down...you're representing Catholics well
>>710169859
tha 69 quest is very very easy... if you know when i mean
>>710171274
I got 58 too. Pretty depressing for 22. I feel like theres some less pure stuff that I've done that wasn't listed, though
>>710186207
Lol im dumb didnt even pay attention that it was 69 that had ?.. i thought they just forgot one. That lowers my score
>>710185418
Didn't imply it was all priest...the post says "some" priests...whose got autism now
Your score:
30
>>710169859
that is what it means that I have the score 25 Someone explain to me?
>>710186696
It means you like to double team your sister with your dog
>>710186696
I had a 19.. and i thought i was somewhat pure
96
96
>>710169859
>http://www.ricepuritytest.com
14....
46
>>710186997
it is the opposite, when you have 90- 100 pure but 19 you, did very bad things
86
21
>>710187722
Oh i know... but i never really thought of it. Thought i was a somewhat pure person
46
>>710169859
got 84
37
>>710169859
93
no much fun for me I think...
also this is just about sex, isn't even cover a lot of weird fetishes.
And with criminal acts even less
>>710176056
If you don't know then doesn't even matter.
>>710169859
22 ... The older I get, the lest pure I end up. There is no washing away these sins
32
>>710169859
97.
That's fine.
i literally got an 8 lmao
>>710176078
76 as well as well
>>710188457
Had to do a redo. 31.
22
I got a 9, holy fuck, you fags have not lived yet...
Got 35.
>>710169859
23
> Only a few were unchecked for me... but of my wide array of impure experiences I have never once had a partner that let me try anal sex.
Feels bad man.
91
>>710189547
what put you over the top, incest or bestiality?
>>710174720
Ugh look at this impure pleb!!! I look down on "27" scum like you!
70
12
but then again im 30yo
No one can beat me.
55 god dammit was kinda hoping i was in the clear but i failed even this shit
>>710190266
You lied, or else, who read this test to you?
>>710190266 (check)
As clean as the Bavarian snow
25
96, faggots.
I'm a 22 yo. virgin :/
>>710179467
I'm 37 and got a 15. No convictions and STIs saved me
66. Not too much not too little
18
>>710190994
Same here. But our day will come eventually.
13
>>710190266
>scored a '100'
>is on /b/
You're a fucking liar, anon.
17... Dear god I'm only 23 and this made me feel bad.
>>710191962
Nope
>>710191962
True. Porn threads alone would take two points.
26
I regret nothing.
46, most sexual stuff with the same person though
48
I checked like 5 boxes
>>710192306
Not to mention, if you're old enough to be on 4chins and you haven't masturbated yet, you were probably castrated while you were still in infancy.
74 Fuck yeah! The higher the better right?
96 :D
>>710169859
90 but I definitely feel like more of a degenerate. I think my somewhat poor social skills and not being a normie just boosts my score higher but given the chance I might have done some of those other things.
97. Did I pass?
>>710192444
13. My only regret is not fucking Terri the Freak in high school. That chick would do anything.
97 bitches.
25
Relatives count for all that kissing and shit right?
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5818edb5bdfed
this isn't fair this is for like not loser people
38
don't know if I should be pleased
64
what does it mean?
would you date a girl with an 82
>>710177262
14, same with the arrest stuff
>>710192788
Hey I regularly look at and watch porn but haven't masturbated and while I get horny have no desire to masturbate. Don't say its impossible.
28
>100% honest
>but no drugs and no jail
>lots of sex
91
>lost 3 points cuz of incest
Its the purest love fuck this test
7
I'm going to hell.
29...I feel like an awful person now.
>>710194200
Why the fuck do you watch porn then?
And 'being horny' means 'I want to get my rocks off', you can't be horny and not want to bust a nut at the same time.
28
>>710189672
76 as well as well as well
>>710195467
I just don't want to have to clean up a mess. Plus I haven't master baited yet why would I start? I do realise it is odd but I just have no desire to start doing it randomly.
>>710169859
I got a 7...
>>710192945
Same here, except that I scored 95, lol.
44
I scored 49 :/, so am I half innocent?
>>710169859
- - test
>>710197425
- - - - - test
92. And I bet I'm older than all of you sick people.
Any grills out there that want to help me lower my score?
Do I deserve a 53 if I checked bestiality and incest?
79. pretty much did everything in there that was cool, none of the weird shit like incest or bestiality.
45 cunts
26.
committed relationships yield a lot of fruit.
>>710169859
Got a 21.
>>710195895
>Be anon
>"Damn, I feel like watching some porn today"
>Queue up "Anal Nymphomaniac Sluts No.12"
>Grab a coke and some chips and settle in for the show
>Watches a guy fucking a chick in the ass with some minor variations in position and tempo for 45 minutes straight
>Occasionally scratches absent-mindedly at the inert lump of flesh between my legs
>Considers masturbating, but its too much of a bother when you're in the middle of watching Candi Kisses getting her ass pounded like a metronome at such a critical moment in the scene
>Besides, I wouldn't want to make a mess
>"Welp, that's enough porn today, guess I'll go browse 4chan"
>Never once popped a boner in the entire 45 minutes
Sounds totally believable and not a complete lie at all, anon
