/b/ I'm at the end of my rope here. I have been stealing money from work for the past six months by making false returns and pocketing the cash. It was discovered and whilst noone called me out on it, the boss made an announcement about it and informed everyone that if the person just came clean and paid the money they could quit and no legal action would be taken. I added up all my bad returns and it comes out to $1800.
What do /b/.
And trips decide what my next step is.
please guys
kill yourself faggot
kill yourself
and stream it
>>710168117
>tip your fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
>>710168117
Change city/country
>>710168117
Your boss is lying to get you to confess so you can be prosecuted.
>>710168594
>>>360 degrees. Nigga just went full circle.
>>710168117
Your boss has nothing.
Enjoy your money.
>>710169022
Faggot
>>710168913
This. If you really want to pay it back just send the money to your work address with his name on it. Print out anything that has text so they won't recognise your handwriting. He may well know it's you but can't fire you without an investigation.
>>710169111
Winrar!
Go all homothexual on him OP
>>710168117
Never give yourself up.
Boss making an announcement like that means they got jack shit except missing receipts.
Shut your god-damned mouth and stop being a thieving nigger.
You prob won't get caught.
Otherwise, you're possibly facing a felony due to over $1000 so if busted life as you know it is over, enjoy homelessness, poverty, and going toothless at 40.
>>710169107
>>710168913
It's a lumber yard and he has my name on all the invoices. Basically it will be like a return ticket for 3 2x4x8's and then I would take the money out of the drawer equal to the actual amount. He then proceeded to say that he took inventory and we were off exactly what I returned.
>>710168913
Nah. They already know it's you. He's just wants a co worker to rat you out se he can fire them too for not coming foward sooner. Enjoy jail, faggot. I hope you get raped.
>>710169462
Don't drop the soap while you're in there.
>>710169462
You're fucked. An hero ASAP or deal with the consequences of your crimes. Those are your only 2 options
>>710169441
It's got my name printed on it though. Can I still get away with it? Oh god in heaven and kek on earth if I can get away with this I'll never steal again. But can this work? CAN THIS REALLY WORK?
My name's on the ticket, as is the name of the customer and their phone numbers.
He's been calling some of them, and they are saying that they never returned them (which they didn't) He says he believes me when I say it's not me, but the company may not! The company may not believe him and may call the law to investigate. Is there really a chance I can get away?
>>710168117
move town
>>710169789
>Is there really a chance I can get away?
fuck off out of town/state asap nigga.
why risk it?
>>710168117
>>710168117
you should confess and take the free pass, not worth getting a criminal record over such a small amount... just say you have a drug addiction and couldn't help yourself, they will pity you and allow you to resign nice and clean
that's your best option as you will always get caught eventually
>>710169789
No, I won't shit you, you're done.
>>710169985
I'm only 19 dipshit! plus I'm here for school
Dude your fucked at this point. Not only have you lied to your boss who seems cool. You've stolen and your gonna get caught. Be a man and own up whilst you still have some dignity and self respect.
>>710170066
book a plane to canada NOW
>>710170066
my dad owns a restaurant and a cashier was stealing money off deposits, he got caught but skipped town and never came back so we didnt bother
>>710170066
Jesus you're fucking retarded. You deserve to get caught. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, faggot. What's it like ruining your life before it even began?
>>710170066
Jail sucks vastly more than leaving school, dipshit.
Fucking thieves, begging for help, calling us "dipshit"
Cute.
Hope you get raped then shanked in prison faggot.
Go to your boss, ask him to call the police, then when the cops arrive confess everything.
That's the best way. Honesty is the best policy, they may even give you an award for being a good citizen.
>>710170422
>>710170290
>>710170165
>>710170114
That wasn't the question. I'm asking if he can still get me with the info he has.
>>710168117
nigguh u dun fucked up
consider an hero
>>710168117
Wait, how did you take the money? Pretended to return items to your job that no one ever purchased?? A better way of doing it would be to find out what's e margin for product misplace,met is, that is how much is written off to potential theft etc and operate in that bracket. When someone returns something, return it in the system for something higher value and give them the cash only for their item, for example. Pocket the rest.
OP will learn to faggot in jail
Nigger spitroast incoming
>>710170541
yes easily , im telling you skip states and try and change name and enrol into another school
Do not fess up under any circumstances, but also don't steal anymore. You can't risk it. You're going to fly too close to the sun.
Keep the money you have now, but don't take any more.
>>710168117
What the hell?
1) anonymously give him thos shitty 1800 bucks
or
1) do it unanymously, but make sure he will not get any MORE evidence
You have no money? Get them.
Also to those who are curious the business is 84 lumber
>>710168117
your boss probably already knows it was you. return the money and thank him for getting you back on the right track. He is throwing you a bone, you best take it.
>>710170684
upboat
nigger dicks are horrible to look at. They ruin /gif/ and will ruin OP
>>710170779
Ha op, just leave the money on his desk.
>>710170772
or this
>>710170809
stop being stupid why would you post the business here? they'll most likely get someone to trace back the ip of the op
DO you work at harbor freight tools
>>710171068
84 lumber girkey
>>710170541
He already got you. He's just waiting to see if you confess before pressing charges. If you confess and pay him back, he may not press charges.
>>710171140
>8
>84 lumber gi
do you want an anon to tip them about these posts>
>>710170947
192.169.0.1
Got the bastard.
>>710171216
So I have no other choice than to man the fuck up?
>>710171330
>>710171254
>>710171330
Not even close bub.
>>710171330
hahaha
>>710171330
>169
>>710169462
you're a moron
>>710171330
pretty close to my vpn tbf
Always follow the 3D method that works every time. Deny deny deny.
>>710168117
I stole over $3500 worth of pharmaceuticals when I used to work in pharmacy.
I got caught, of course, after a year of doing it and forging inventory records. They fired me and reported me to the board of pharmacy, and sent lawyers after me for the money. I was able to just pay them ~$4000 and they didn't pursue the theft.
They did get me on prescription forgery though
shut your fucking mouth and go on with life
>>710171937
will it work in this scenario.
>>710172057
no they know its you already.
>>710168117
>steal moar
>leave
>....
>profit?
>>710172237
Even if they know it does not mean they have hard evidence. You need real solid hard evidence and they don't have it otherwise they wouldn't be pulling shenanigans. Deny it, believe it in your heart and mind. Deny it and they may fire you but they won't be able to do much more. Chances are they won't even be able to fire you.
>>710172600
What constitutes hard evidence?
I don't know how it is in a lumber yard, but in retail stores there is a camera pointed at every register at all times.
Just stop and let your history be what it is.
>>710169789
>Oh god in heaven and kek on earth
11/10
>>710169022
no 361.000... degrees is full cirkle
>>710172914
There is no camera. We each have a password that no one else is supposed to know, and when we do anything it shows our names.
However I've done nothing but good in the eyes of my boss. He claims he believes that I didn't do anything. The issue is that he has to report this to corporate office and they hire investigators to look over it. But all the invoices have signatures (forged) and I have been playing the dumb innocent young one card for some time and they've all taken the bait. The only issue is with corporate jew handlers. They might be able to smell the scent of cash on me, plus when they move I was told it would be swift and efficient.
>mfw screen capping for evidence
Thanks to you guys, we've nailed this criminal scum
you deserve to get caught
>>710173851
>710173851
I know you don't have to tell me. But damnit I don't wanna be caught.
>>710173342
obviously you should just "misplace" a paper that had your password on it or have multiple notes with your password on it, if a boss finds it and sees this hes gonna be like "oh look at this fucking idiot he writes his password down and loses it" and then that could cover your ass for the passcode to do invoices but you do have to have a silver tounge and you can not trip over your words
>>710173975
but i really want you to get caught so it evens out.
>>710172600
isnt the fake returns in your name proof?
and a job doesnt need proof to fire you.
>>710174164
This could work.
Just stop and hope they don't trace it back to you. If it's a large company it's probably not enough to put a lot of effort into. If it's a small company you might be fucked however.
>>710169789
Never ever confess. Shaggy taught us well, "It wasn't me"
Dead serious, never ever confess. Deny Deny Deny, look how far it gets people (presidential elections, The Patriots).
Deny
>>710174270
of course it can you just gotta have some brains and frame someone you hate at work or something simillar plant store items on someones coat or locker and report it to a superior its easy as shit man
>>710174375
>>710174164
To be honest I'm going to do these two things immediately. It might help soften the blow.
But another cog in the plan that was brought up is the fact that it's been done on days that no one else has been at the front counter.
>>710174375
>The Patriots
kek
Well that's a 1st for me on /b/.
tru dat
>>710174607
Quit digging yourself deeper.
Everything points to you.
HQ's gonna audit and they've know all the scams.
You ain't gonna beat them.
>>710174164
THIS.IS.YOUR.ONLY.HOPE.
>>710173342
>The issue is that he has to report this to corporate office and they hire investigators to look over it.
You're boned.
would burning down the building be an option?
>>710174607
Your boss may believe in you but the henchmen that are coming only smell blood. I think your boss is giving you a chance.
OP, leave and keep running. Anywhere is nice. If you have a phone with you throw it in the garbage anything technology wise is traceable. The hard part is that they're cameras everywhere looking at your steps. You have to try and hide your face from all of them. Never say a single word not even once. Use a piece of paper as part of a communication mechanism. Talking while writing is the safe way not to get traced and voice recorded. NSA CIA FBI and police. Security is just getting worse and worse for people chances are you're likely to get killed.
Oh mighty lord kek if I your humble servant come to you now with repeating digits it shall show that I will deny and deny and deny. Should I get singles I shall face the music.
>>710175859
Man up Bucco.
>>710175859
I'm fucked now. :(
Where's the money.
Give it back
Say you're truly sorry
Ask to be fired, orbe the bigger man and resign.
Live life like never before... Don't an hero over 1800bucks ...
You're 19, you have a good life ahead.
>>710175859
Kek has forsaken you
Confess
>>710175859
Give him the cash ANONYMOUSLY.
Why the fuck would you fess up if you can just end this instantly and without blame. No harm no foul and all that shit. Don't steal and if you have to steal don't leave a papertrail dumbass.
>>710175859
>>710175859
>>710176185
>>710176301
I am unironically a follower of kek. I gotta get pumped to do this boys. Whew. Deep breaths. Now I need to find a new job fuck me
You're fucked op. Best advice is to lawyer up now. Boss can say anything he wants but without something in writing, he's gonna fuck you up when he finds out it's you. You're going to jail unless you get a good lawyer.
>>710170809
I just sent a copy of this thread to your boss & the local PD
>>710176354
you can't just give them the cash anonymously you fucking retard they want to know who did they don't give a shit about $1800 its a company not a corner store don't give them fuck all
>84 lumber
is this the business near pittsburgh?
if so i used to work at a restaurant that the owner used to come to. he was a huge prick. if so he deserves to have $1800 stolen from him. It would be like pennies to someone that rich anyway.
My advice would be to skip town OP. You basically said they have enough circumstantial evidence to know it was you. They just dont have solid proof, which is why you werent already arrested. $1800 wont be worth their effort, just fuck off. Youre also an idiot.
OP, simply claim the boss presumed your gender and verbally raped you.
Take legal action to sue boss for sexual harassment and rape. Sue him for $1800.
When this is paid to you, simply place in a box and pretend you found ask the cash from the false returns! Be a hero!
At the same time, claim one if your Hispanic collages has been seen acting strangely around the area where the box was, and was talking about raising $1800 to smuggle his family over the border.!
Keep your job and make even more false returns. When caught - repeat cycle!
Win Win
>>710169789
OP, fuck off to another country while you still can.
>>710168117
Kill yourself or pay it off. Or run away like a little bitch, your call fucking up this bad
>>710176837
Genius!!!!
Do This OP
"I think it was Tyrone, you know, the DARK fellow."
He'll never suspect a thing OP
>>710176837
guaranteed win!
>>710177113
this
Suck it up. You've got some grand larceny charges to face now. Welcome to the real world, enjoy your prison sentence.
>>710176837
>>710176837
KEK
>>710176496
it's probably for the best OP, not worth risking ruining your life for such a small amount of cash
Kek works in mysterious ways
Hey,
Police - by in large unless massively pressured by political-type pressure - do not investigate embellishment type crimes. They dont have the time, will, resources.
The employer has to pay all the investigative costs. No way they are going to pay many times the 1800$ you stole to see the case through. Any investigation they may do is most likely just to balance the books and quantify loses then inflate the amount to so they can write it off on taxes. Also they will not go after you because its not worth even the most remote risk that they are wrong and you sue them back.. if anything any investigation they do is so that they can show they fired you for cause just in case you so sue them.
Anyway just leave. They are trying to get you to confess so they can feel vindicated and they know you wont sue them and make their life easier.. but if dont confess they wont come after you. Not worth it. Shut up and then make up a reason to quit and go.
Source: parent was a con artist. this type of shit was how there was food on table for my family growing up. The person doesnt do it anymore but in their day they were good always taking just enough so it wasn't worth company to bother paying for formal investigation.. well, the person was really good until they tried shit at a place and didn't know that the place got federal grants.. that meant the FBI investigated and as you can imagine the FBI won and they got convicted.
>>710176837
Trips!
>>710177751
Even with all the information they have on me anon? I mean it looks pretty cut and dry (because it is of course)
>>710177817
re-rolling
>>710176767
Cool story time:
I used to work for the guy who stated Busy Beaver there.
He, his wife, son & daughter in law were on a trip in Africa.
Fucking small plane they were in crashed into the jungle.
Wife died and the others were hurt.
Animals smelled the blood and were circling around.
They propped the dead woman up and pretended she was alive - like moving and talking to her.
Poor guy was a wreck when he got back home.
>>710177979
Awwww shit! Do dis
OP, if you wrote your name on said returns you're fucked... a simple audit of those returns is already being done and it'll lead them straight to you. You're a special kinda stupid, good job bud!!
>>710178425
The name is printed out automatically
>>710177980
holy shit nigga thats metal as fuck. sauce?
>>710178541
The extra special blend or retardation and autism
You know what you tell your boss Op?
Tell him to call the cops and explain everything. When the cops talk to you, you know what you say?
Lawyer.
Lawyer
Llllawyer
Lawyer
>>710178541
Oh dear
>>710168117
kill yourself.
>>710178667
Here's her obit.
Scroll right to get to the crash part.
http://www.pressreader.com/
Dates wrong on page.
Was about a dozen years ago.
>>710168117
>I have been stealing
Relax anon, I have the perfect plan for you!
Change your name to Clinton!
>>710179141
That link doesn't show it.
Google Arlene Lhormer then go to Pressreader link.
>fucking pay to read sites
I doubt they can get you because you put your own name on them and they'll think no retard would put his own name on it it'll look like someone's trying to frame you, just try to keep your calm anon.
>>710168117
Offer your boss felatio, that's your only option op
>>710179141
>>710179560
thanks, anon. thats terrible, feel bad for them
>>710176554
Pipe down cunt, lot of assumptions there. If anons boss TELLS THEM they're going to investigate the papertrail and obviously catch this poor faggot. His only chance is that the money comes back, boss balances books, no investigation. He's not going to tell corporate immediately and put some teenager in jail over 1800 bucks from a corporate lumber yard.
>>710180171
Another cool story.
He had a small gold bar (w/a felt pad on the bottom) for a paper weight on his desk.
Probably weighed an ounce or two.
Had serial #'s on it.
>>710180543
Thats ridiculous, honestly. Still feel bad for the guy though.
I'm curious, do you know why they propped the wife up like that? Was it to make it look like she wasnt something the animals could scavenge? Or were they just in shock?
>>710174375
Cheatriots
>>710179556
Please delet this
So lets put it to a vote. Should he confess and pay up? OR should he simply lay low for about a month and quit?
>>710180820
>make it look like she wasnt something the animals could scavenge
Yep.
Fucked him up having to do that.
They were a really nice couple to know.
Truly in love.
I actually worked for her at the time, then him for a little while after.
Poor guy had to be sedated and strapped in on the plane ride back home.
Probably would have taken a boat back but being Jewish they had to bury her ASAP.
OP you are a stupid fucking nigger. ALL of the inventory discrepancies are linked to returns with YOUR name on them, on days that ONLY you worked.
Are you seriously retarded enough to think that he doesn't already KNOW it's you??
Nigga there is literally no other suspect. He is giving you an out. TAKE IT.
Image attached is what will happen otherwise.
>>710181386
If OP can last another month then quit, that would be better than confessing but it sounds like he's already fucked if they investigate so...
I'd have to go just leaving the job but do it quickly
>>710168117
Frame the black guy
>>710168117
>$1800
get it in cash and put it on his desk
>>710169022
My god, such a sad case of plebeianism
>>710182329
I'm poor I don't have that amount of money
>>710170809
This better be a joke. I'm pretty sure it is, because I don't think they let retards work with lumber
>>710169563
That makes no fucking sense.
>>710168117
You had to try and be a negro, right OP?
>>710173076
5/7, would kek again
>>710182581
Suck dick for two bucks a pop. Suck 900 dicks. Problem solved.
>>710168117
If they could prove it they wouldn't offer immunity.
Also remember words mean nothing when not on a contract
>>710182581
Get a night job and steal the cash from the register
>>710183707
Would this prove effective
Holy crap. No imagination.
Steal something else worth $$$. Sell and get money. Give 1800 to boss. Quit. Be long gone before yet another inventory reveals whatever you stole this time.
This way you keep the cash and avoid the jail time.
Send boss dick pic, tell him you think you found the culprit. Proceed to send picture of you with stolen goods
Text your boss and confess.
>>710168117
>>710185474
why anon?
>>710185474
>You are using a 4chan Pass
>paying $20 to shitpost
>>710168117
Confess you filthy nigger.
Stealing in any form is wrong and you should face your consequences.
Who am I kidding? The fact that you would steal already tells me you are a gutless little bitch who isn't willing to be hardworking and honest.
The way you stole shows me you don't like confrontation so you'll likely say nothing, get found out and get fucked anyway.
>>710169022
>failed the newfag test
$1800 is what OP values his dignity, honor, self respect and employment.
>>710184805
GENIUS
>>710168117
An Hero. Die a free man.
Stick dick in toilet
>>710168117
OP, I know that money is tight all over, I get that. but this will ruin your life. Give it up, take your boss up on the offer and turn yourself in and resign. With this kind of legal action on your record, you will be unemployable. $1800 is not worth the rest of your life.
>>710168117
So you've stolen what would eventually be 3200 dollars in a year? That's not shit, why fucking steal such small amounts.
>>710179556
this is the only foolproof course of action, op
Guys I appreciate your comments and help (albeit it very frustrating) I believe I'll confess and pay up the best I can. I may even report back in afterwards. Peace out /b/ros.
>>710168117
tough it out and make them prove it was you.
they may decide it was someone else
Just quit
>>710188386
GL kid, genuinely, we all do stupid shit sometimes. Try to learn from it I guess.
>>710174607
hq is going to get you dude. return the money and never admit wrongdoing. see if you can have a lawyer negotiate though i suspect that's out of the questions cuz you're poor
send in the money never steal again. resign in a few months and move on
>>710188386
don't confess. just pay up
say you know it looks like you and you don't know how to explain it, but you want to make it right and move forward
>>710191074
Why would you pay 1800 while claiming it's not you? Shit makes no sense.
If there are cameras it's game over, if not just deny forever.
>>710170290
Sage advice. I came clean and its been fucking with me for 25 years. Skip town.
>>710187775
it would be 3600 in a year you dumb nigger. your point still stands, but if you cant do basic math you shouldnt lecture anyone.
No matter what anyone leads you to believe, do not confess.
Do not confess
Do not confess
Do not confess
Your best bet is to get fired or come up with a plan to quit without drawing suspicion. Maybe have your gf call in hysterically while you're working talking about your grandmother just got in an accident and make sure a co-worker answers. Make sure your phone is off. Walk away from work crying and call your manager at 3 am talking about you're going to have to leave the workplace and sorry about not being able to put in your two weeks notice. You need to sound distraught but not hysterical.
That or treat a customer so shitty the company is forced to fire you
Bump
>>710169462
that's the dumbest idea ever
>>710192894
over your grandmother? Quitting a job over that just seems so suspicious
>>710171383
you've dug yourself so deep and in such a stupid way brutal honesty, and offering to pay him back seems the best option
>>710193805
Make it your gf or bro or sis then
>>710168117
Shoot the place up!! So, Then they will more to worry about them some funky $1800 dollars.. It's your only option!!
>>710169219
Underrated.
If your gonna steal from your place of employment either make it a few bucks from a cash register that no one will notice or go big and rip them off for hundreds of G's that will change your life. No point ruining your life for $1800.
>>710192894
Is OP a 5 year old? Grandparents die all the time. That's what they do. At least make up something good still your gf had a miscarriage.
>>710194550
Make sure you shout 'ALLAH AKBAR'.
>>710170772
Careful Icarus
>>710170809
Ive bought from there before, i live about 15 minutes away
>>710174164
This. But OP gonna trip up. He feels bad that he's caught, not that he stole money. Fuck him.
>>710195416
Shut up Geoff, you've been scrapped faggot
>>710169789
>>710173342
Accountant here. I've studied some forensic accounting and for my job I process tons of data similar to the what they likely have on you right now.
How many total invoices did you steal with this way? Would you say 20 large transactions or 100 smaller transactions? Even more or less?
I would say there's a very good chance they could get enough information to find out it's you if they tried hard enough but for $1,800 it's probably unlikely they'd put in the resources to do that. Performing a physical inventory count would give them a very good idea of ball park how much you stole, but not an exact amount. And I think you mentioned they did this.
Your employer has three main concerns:
>A) Get rid of the employee so this doesn't continue, also send a message to others who might be considering stealing
>B) Get back as much money as possible
>C) Spend as little time and money on investigating as possible
Depending on the size of the yard, it's likely the physical inventory count alone cost them $1,800 in wages. If they're confident they know the extent of the problem they'll be more likely to stop looking into it.
I would definitely get more nervous about the situation if they brought in other people to work on the case but you might not know if they do this so try to keep your ear to the ground.
I'd also be careful about conveniently spreading your password in the middle of the investigation. It's definitely a good idea, but don't make it obvious because this would draw attention to you and if they knew where to look it would make finding proof WAY more easy, possibly to the point that they decide to pursue the case all the way.
Don't steal you idiot. Have some self respect and work for what you have.
>>710196846
Damn I loved that show
>>710168117
KYS nigger
>>710174638
BRADY=GOAT
>>710168117
get me a gta v copy http://steamcommunity.com/id/mysonisded/
>>710197221
f ucck
Op shut up say nothing. They don't know. If they knew they would have you arrested that's the truth. So start looking for a job, stop being a nignog and shut up.
>>710182145
Couldn't he just claim someone is stealing inventory or some shit