Let's play Risk /b/
Every player starts out with 1 territory
Entering game is done in this format
>Color Here
>Name Here
>Starting Location Here
Rolls are posted like this
>Name Here
>Direction of territories rolling for here/Player you're attacking here
>Red
>Chairman Mao
>China
>>710164535
>Green
>Mexican Empire
>Emperor Ricardo I
>>710165001
Should we start playing after a certain number of states?
>Emperor Ricardo I
>>710165260
Let's start after 1 more person joins
>Chairman Mao Zedong
>>710165001
>Yellow
>Little Brittany
>France (little brittany)
>>710165260
>>710165381
>>710165696
Let us begin the game
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling for China
>>710165890
Rolling to Fill Mexico; spills into Central America and the Caribbean.
>Emperor Ricardo I
>>710165890
>Little Brittany
>Go north!
>>710165890
>>710166032
>>710166071
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling for more of China
>>710166228
>Little Brittany
>Spain
>>710164535
Too late to join?
Blue
Ireland
High king
>>710166228
Terrible roll last round lol
Rolling to Fill Mexico; spills into Central America and the Caribbean.
>Emperor Ricardo I
>>710166370
Nvm
Too busy for this
>>710166404
>>710166326
>>710166228
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling for China
>>710166696
>Little Brittany
>takeover spain
>>710166483
Same as last rounds! Rolling to Fill Mexico; spills into Central America and the Caribbean.
>Emperor Ricardo I
>>710166696
>>710166783
>>710166816
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling for China
>>710166976
>Little Brittany
>Go south-east
>>710166976
Alright lol.
Take the Caribbean; spills into Central America.
>>710166976
>>710167132
>>710167182
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling for China
>>710167379
Fill the Caribbean! Spills into Central America.
>Emperor Ricardo I
>>710167379
>Little Brittany
>Go west
>>710167379
>>710167452
>>710167533
Man you guys are getting bad rolls
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling for China
>>710167631
Yeah lol
Fill the Caribbean! Spills into Central America.
>Emperor Ricardo I
>>710167631
But I had dubs
>>710167631
>Little Brittany
>Go west do not cross atlantic tho
>>710167772
My bad. I'll add it to your next roll
>>710167631
>>710167693
>>710167772
>>710167865
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling for China
>>710167631
Can I join op?
> blue
> drunk man
> South Africa
Gold
Bubby
Hawaii
>>710168120
Make that Indo China
>>710168154
>>710168127
You'll be on the next map
>>710168120
>Little Brittany
>Grow in africa
Purple
Mr. Bubbles
Australia
>>710168120
>grey
>Big Goy
>Israel
>>710168120
Same deal.
Fill Central America; Spills into Eastern America
>>710168154
Hawaii isn't on the map, so I'll put you in California
>>710168120
>>710168127
>>710168154
>>710168262
>>710168476
>>710168532
>>710168212
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling for Korea and Japan
>>710168771
Fill California!
>Ricardo I
>>710168771
>Little Brittany
>Grooooowww africa again
>>710168771
spread the glorious Jew empire in all directions
>Big Goy
>>710168771
Thank you.
Roll. Move north please.
> drunk man
>blue
Anons, should I put a time limit on rolling? I think 5 min would be enough time to roll for a turn
>chairman Mao
>>710169683
yes please
>Big Goy
>>710169683
Sounds good to me
> drunk man
>>710169683
I'm ok with that
>little Brittany
>>710168771
>>710168880
>>710168905
>>710168909
>>710169019
>>710169683
>>710169756
>>710169905
>>710169942
5 min a turn it is
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling for Japan
>>710170100
attack grey
>little Brittany
>>710170100
invade Little Brittany
>Big Goy
>>710170100
>Brown
>Sao Paolo Brasil
>Surra Da Merda
>>710170100
Conquer the Orange dot and expand into Eastern America.
>Ricardo I
>>710170100
Roll head north please.
> drunk man
> blue
>>710170100
>>710170248
>>710170392
>>710170413
>>710170425
>>710170546
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to India
>>710171060
invade little brittany
>Big Goy
>>710171060
Secure the United States!
>Ricardo I
>>710171060
Fill the southern tip of South America
>Surra Da Merda
>>710171123
Finish big coy
no need of him here
>little Brittany
>>710171060
Roll keep filling Africa please
> drunk man
> blue
>>710171148
Want to write a peace treaty?
>>710171522
Who are you?
>Ricardo I
>>710171522
it was little brittany
>>710171589
little brit
>>710171652
Ok lol.
NAP
>>710171060
>>710171148
>>710171227
>>710171342
>>710171123
>>710171251
Neither of you lost or gained territory because your rolls canceled each other out
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to India and Indonesia
>>710171790
Fill the US.
>Ricardo I
>>710171790
invade the fuck out of little brittany
>Big Goy
>>710171790
Fill the rest of the coast and start moving north
>Surra Da Merda
Drunk man peace treaty with me I will cede africa to you, I must defeat little brittany with your help
>Big Goy
>>710171790
Keep filling Africa
> drunk man
> blue
>>710172064
Interesting offer. Il need some time to think about dealing with a Jew.
> drunk man
> blue
>>710171790
attack grey
>little Brittany
>>710172367
Jews are just gonna cock block you in africa.
I'll let you a passage through arabia to grow out of africa.
>lit brittany
>>710172440
fuck my life, I'm surely dead at the hands of these marauding brutes, I call the UN to investigate holocaust of me, innocent Big Goy
Are there any dead countries I can claim?
>>710171790
>>710171896
>>710171966
>>710172153
>>710172440
>>710171903
You have been ELMINATED by Little Brittany
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Indonesia
>>710172641
I do need to take care of this part of the world.
Or it'll just turn in a shitstorm someday.
Peace among worlds
>little brit
Shitshitshit
Begin conquering all of Australia
> Mr Bubbles
>>710172802
If you want, choose either gray or orange, and I'll put you on the next map
>Chairman Mao
>>710172812
move north. Let blue grow on his own
>little brit
>>710172812
Keep filling South America but do not go into Colombia
>Surra Da Merda
>>710172812
Keep filling Africa
> drunk man
> blue
>>710172812
Secure the States; spill into Canada.
>Ricardo I
>>710173073
so? fine with my offer?
>little brit
>>710173029
>>710172641
Lol well that didt take long, thought Jews were better at surviving then that.
>>710173327
we're the european kind, not the real kind
>>710173327
Needed to take care of them. Sorry for all the drama guys! it was a worthy war trust me.
Want to enacte the UN so only worthy war would be accepted and anyone who attack without reason will get punished by countries in the UN.
>little Brit
>>710173167
Yh sounds good to me. Thought it might be off after you pulled off the holocaust. You will have to cede me a tile or two to move
>>710172812
>>710172948
>>710173029
>>710173059
>>710173073
>>710173145
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Siberia
>>710173620
This is Risk. Any kind of war's acceptable!
>Chairman Mao
>>710173620
Sorry I can see a crossing now no need for any tiles.
>>710173737
Check'em Palis!
Still taking the US; Spills into Colombia and Venezuela.
>>710173737
Keep spreading the message of happiness across Australia
> Mr Bubbles
>>710173737
North east please towards Saudi Arabia
> drunk man
> blue
>>710173737
conceale some extreme south tiles to blue and grow north.
UN needs people joining to make it work! For a better world.
>little Brit
>>710173917
You need to sign your rolls
>chairman Mao
>>710173737
Keep filling north
>Surra Da Merda
>>710174076
It's:
>Ricardo I
>>710173999
You got trips. Where do you want your 60 territories?
>Chairman Mao
>>710173737
>>710173917
>>710174241
>>710173937
>>710173999
>>710174004
>>710174120
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Siberia and Central Asia
>>710174914
Fill Colombia and Venezuela.
>Ricardo I
>>710174914
Complete South America Except Colombia and any spill invade Africa
>>710174914
take europe
>little brit
>>710174914
It was just starting to go well.
Counter attack! Take South America!
> drunk man
> blue
What do you guys envision your troops doing your territory spreads?
I think mine are doing the kind of things that happened in the real life Cultural Revolution
Things like
>Burning down religious buildings
>Beating capitalists
>Destroying religious objects
>Putting up Mao Zedong portraits and statues
>Chairman Mao
>>710175389
I think a NAP would be beneficial between us mate.
> drunk man
> blue
>>710175526
for me
>take over cities
>install strong legal facilities.
>keep everyone in the right track. But don't influence their habits
>lit brit
>>710174914
>>710175167
>>710175212
>>710175389
>>710175447
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Sakhalin and Russian Far East
>>710175655
I'm ok with that. I'll just keep grow north
>lit brit
>>710175526
Well I'd like to my Generals to operate a blitzkrieg. No one should question my rule. Kill all kings destory their groverments. After that we can work towards a fair and socialist land.
>>710175945
continue europe
>lit brit
>>710175945
SHIT
PUSH OUT ALL INVADING FORCES
>Surra Da Merda
>>710176201
SHIT
>>710175945
>Bring the Empire to Canada.
>Bathe Saskatchewan with Tequila
>Make them boys at Québec taste Nopales.
Defend if necessary lol
>RIcardo I
>>710175945
Thank you.
Take South Africa!
Take everything from surra de.
> drunk man
> blue
>>710175945
>>710176057
>>710176201
>>710176291
>>710176350
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Russian Far East and Indonesia
>>710175945
I claim Zealand and i attack Mr bubbles
>>710176661
EUROPE!
>lit brit
>>710176687
Sealand*
>>710176661
>Mexico marches into Canada.
KEK THEM CADS.
>Ricardo I
>>710176687
>>710176763
You need to sign your rolls
>Chairman Mao
>Orange
>Porridge
>Sweden
>>710176661
Keep attacking surra de in south America.
> drunk man
> blue
>>710176661
GET THAT AFRICAN PUTO OUT OF SOUTH AMERICA
>Surra Da Merda
>>710176661
>>710176762
>>710176848
>>710177114
>>710177152
>>710177310
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Russian Far East and Indonesia
>>710177816
go north
and attack the orange tile
>lit brit
>>710177816
Push out blue and start taking blues land
>>710177976
>Surra Da Merda
>Porridge
>Rolling to expand north into Sweden
>>710177816
Attack surra de! Rape the women in the towns that resist.
> drunk man
> blue
>>710177816
>>710177969
>>710177976
>>710178025
>>710178155
>>710178264
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Taiwan, Philippines, and Indonesia
>>710178740
Keep pushin on drunk man
>Surra Da Merda
>>710178740
Keep up the good fight.
Attack surea de! Take south America
> drunk man
> blue
>>710178884
eat orange
>lit brit
>Porridge
>Escape to West Asia, quickly!
>>710178740
>>710178884
>>710179286
>>710179303
>>710179543
Porridge has been ELIMINATED by Little Brittany
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Indonesia and Pakistan
>>710179848
I can start with another territory, right?
>>710179848
fill europe
>lit brit
>>710177816
balkans and Russia
>Hellas
>>710179848
Get that drunk bastard out of my land
>Surra Da Merda
get off my lawn
>>710179848
Keep attacking please! Take South America
> drunk man
> blue
>>710180107
orange
>>710180055
You can, vut you have to have a different name.
And once all uclaimed territories are claimed, once a color's ELIMINATED, it's gone for good
>>710179848
>Pink
>Old Macdonald
>Central-East Asia
>>710179848
>>710180058
>>710180107
>>710180255
>>710180161
>>710180234
>>710180697
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Austraila and attack Mr Bubbles
>>710179848
>>710180697
Can I cede my tiles to this man? I need to go. Also give little Brittany some
>>710181030
Sure, but you need to sign your name for me
>Chairman Mao
>Old Macdonald
>Expand northwest
>>710181017
europe control
>lit brit
>>710164535
>Black
>Chinese Empire
>South East China
>>710181232
Thank u for the game op. Good luck.
> drunk man
> blue
>>710181634
NVM change it to iran/afghan area.
>>710181017
GIT RID OF BLU
>Surra Da Merda
kill the red
Orange(hellas)
>>710181017
>>710181030
>>710181257
>>710181428
>>710181634
>>710181700
>>710181974
>>710182045
Drunk Man's territories have been divided between Little Brittany and Old McDonald
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution by attacking Mr Bubbles
>>710181017
The thread's dying, OP. Tick tock.
>>710182721
>Old Macdonald
>Eat orange
>>710182721
Hellas to kill the pink
>>710182721
GET RID OF YELLOW
>Surra Da Merda
>>710182721
fill europe
>>710183028
>lit brit
>>710182721
>>710182770
>>710182923
>>710182947
>>710183003
>>710183028
>>710183144
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Australia by attacking Mr Bubbles
>>710183403
Push out yellow and invade Africa
Defend from red if needed
>Surra Da Merda
>>710183403
Counter Attack pink!
>lit brit
>Old Macdonald
>Push into Orange
>>710183882
>Old Macdonald
>Also eat Blue
>>710183403
>>710183543
>>710183715
Current Map
>Chairman Mao
>Rolling to spread Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution to Australia by attacking Mr Bubbles
>>710184026
One roll per turn
>>710184132
>Old Macdonald
>Eat blue, expand south
>>710184132
Attack pink africa
>lit brit
I need to leave guys. Whoever takes over as game master gets all my territories.
>Chairman Mao
>>710184132
orange against pink
>>710184132
orange agianst yellow
>>710184132
West Africa is mine
>Surra Da Merda
Kill all fucking niggers
>lil brit
Can someone please take over as game master? You get all my territorries in exchange
>Chairman Mao
>>710184132
>>710184387
>>710184402
>>710184551
>>710184773
Current Map
>>710185002
impostor
>>710185212
>Anonymous 11/02/16(Wed)02:41:22 No.7101
push the mierda out of africa
Stop that serra. keep being down there
>lit brit
>>710185387
Who are you?
>>710185212
NO AFRICA IS MINE
FUCK YOU LIL BRITTANY
>Surra Da Merda
>>710185589
>the fag we need.
not the fag we deserve.
Since nobody will take over as OP hereby I declare myself as winrar!
Thanks for participating!
>Chairman Mao
>>710185995
>>710185915
I changed my mind, I won bro, game is over, deal with it!
>Chairman Mao
>>710185995
push the mierda out of africa
>>710185995
Move north in West Africa
>Surra Da Merda
>>710186114
>lit brit
For the love of God, can someone take over as GM? i really need to leave
>Chairman Mao
>>710185915
You're not OP. Fuck off
Here's the latest map. Bye everyone!
>Real Mao Zedong
>>710186191
let listen to fancy OP Such gracious
>>710186240
thx dude ^^
>>710186240
Continue war with lil brit
>Surra Da Merda
>>710185995
>>710186191
You. I like you.
>>710186191
I don't care, i'm fabulous! This isn't even my final form yet scrub!!!
>>710186240
push mierda
>lit brit
>>710186240
Purple
Boxland
Greenland
>>710186706
push surra mierda
>little Brit
>>710186706
Move north in West Africa
>Surra Da Merda
>>710186706
>>710186804
>>710187117
>>710187450
THIS IS NOW A TRAP THREAD POST ONLY THE MOST FEMININE FINDS, HAVE FUN AND REMEMBER YOU'RE NOT GAY FOR JERKING OFF TO LADY..BOYS.
>>710185995
hellas still wants to fight.
winner by disqualification
deal with it.
>>710186706
>>710186804
>>710187117
>>710187450
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