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VIRGIN THREAD 1. your age 2. why are you still one

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VIRGIN THREAD
1. your age
2. why are you still one
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>27
>no self confidence, currently overweight, extremely shy to the point that I don't know what to say with a girl

You know what? The more time passes with me in this "condition" and the less I feel the need to lose my virginity...I just want someone to love.
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>12
>Don't trust these bitches
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>>710164475
I get laid pretty regular nowadays. I find that having hobbies, and doing something you love helps. Having some savings to blow through is a plus too. Having abs is a plus too. Working out is a plus too.
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>16
>ugly
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>>710164475
>18
>Having no friends in high school led to me being socially inept in college
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>>710165210
MODS
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>>710164475
21
I'd rather wait and lose it with someone I love
> I'd rather them be one also
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>16
>The only one I want to fuck friend zoned me --'
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>>710164475
21
I have always been perfectly content 'baiting and also hate people in my space
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>>710164475
>22
>ugly, antisocial, no life
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>>710165335
GET
A
FUCKING
HOBBY
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19
Never had the chance
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>22
>porn
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>>710165389
Forgot to say
>Socially awkward
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>>710165350
enjoy dating a disgusting fat chick
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>>710165643
Lamo never had the chance

That's the most beta shit I've ever heard
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>>710165389
lol that ahppened to me to
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>be 23
>be a good looking guy, musician, good sense of humor, pretty confident
>multiple opportunities with multiple girls
>cantgetitup.exe
>seriously, i can get perfectly hard with porn, but when it comes to irl, something doesn't work
>this has happened with 4 girls now, and it's destroyed my confidence to the point where i just don't pursue them anymore
>killmeplease.jpg
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>>710165953
t. 100% alpha male
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>>710165335
lol i have none in hs, and i think im fucked for life. I can't act cringe like my peers. so i dont fit in
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>22
>socially awkward
my game is shit lads, trying tinder but no success
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I'll take "Hookers are a thing" for 1000 Alex.

>InB4 I won't have sex with a cum slut.
Get off your fucking high horse m8 it's just sex.
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>>710164475
18
Fat, don't know what to talk about except vidya and weed
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lol yall niggas ain't finna never get laid.
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>>710166181
" I can't act cringe like my peers. so i dont fit in"

Aka you're fucking autistic and no one likes you
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>>710165350
SAME, 21 and waiting her
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>>710164475

40

At first was because I was socially awkward but now I just don't care.
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>>710164475
1
>20
2
>because i watch videos like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXPFSWQMdY
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How do you not accidentally stumble into sex at some point?

It's like you guys are trying to remain virgins.
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>19
>gf is the shyest thing you could get but she's the best I could get
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>>710164475

>17 years old
>said something mean to crush while drunk
>she believes some rumors too that I'm involved with some other chick
>I'm actually a cool dude and these misunderstandings have fucked me over
>forever alone
>feels
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>>710165335
had a good amount of cool friends but turned out social retard anyway thanks to vidya
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18, traps and my attempts to become one
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>>710166931
You actually need friends to have the chance to stumble into sex
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>19
>I could've had sex with the love of my life when we were cuddling a for 9 months ago.
She said "We can go further, if you want to"
I knew she was talking about getting it on, I had a pack of condoms just 2 meters away.

However, I was dumb enough to let that chance slip, but we continued cuddling. I liked it.

But now that I think of it, it maybe wasn't the best choice. Oh well. Next time maybe.
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>>710166122
Chances are you're gay and you get off from porn because you get to look at big throbbing cocks.
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>>710164475
>19
>Not competent enough to maintain a public image and believe that there is no rush from my age's standpoint.
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>>710166931
How the fuck do you get sex without working extremely hard for it? That seems like saying "how do you not just stumble into owning a car"...
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>>710164475
1. 39
2. handicapped, fat and ugly
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>>710165350
>>710166763
>27
>Was the same as these two anons.
>Had chances with multiple sluts
>Wanted quality since my first kiss was with a 500 pound girl n my second with a fine 8.3/10 girl
>Time went on
>Lost all friends
>Stopped going out because I don't drink, and only thing people do in Florida is drink and hard drugs.

Now I don't care, I'm not waiting for love, but I at least want to have someone I like.
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>25
>Aggressively autistic
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29

i am ugly and only ever leave the house to go to work where all the women that are there are cunts not worth bothering with.

introvert all my life. going to be a lighthouse keeper and die alone.
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31
Not going to get pussy ruin my chances of being a wizard
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>21
>fat
>low confidence with girls and people who are not my friends in general
>don't have any real friends in college

Tbh im pretty fucked. At least I've lost something like 8 kilos since the end of august and I intend to lose a lot more.
Not having any girls in my class and being a fat beta shithead through my highschool years really screwed me.


Seriously if any of you underage faggot kids at 15-16 are reading this: STOP FUCKING EATING, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SPORTS. LIFE WILL GET SHIT IN A FEW YEARS IF YOU DON'T
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these thread always made me feel like less of a loser
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>>710167186
but i'm not. i watch girl on girl half the time anyways. maybe babby is projecting himself onto me?
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>42
>seriously hasnt happened yet, its not gonna happen
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>>710167447
Sports don't actually get you anywhere apart from strength..
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>>710167468

These threads make me feel like a normie.
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>>710167696
Yeah I know what you mean by that
>Girl is a freacking nut since she said she could love me but I was a too close friend
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>>710164475
>21
>only about 2 years ago I decided to get my shit together, now I'm getting used to being somewhat confident but because of that I became more self aware. I'm not too worried tho, people seem to like me for some reason, just need to be in the right place at the right time
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>>710167468
word!
that's why I create them
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>14
>Not ugly, just socially inept
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>>710168207
nigger you're 14
also
nigger you're 14
also
underage b&
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>>710167387
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> 22
> Until around 18 yo, I had a lot of acnea and issues with my father and it destroyed my self confidence. Still, I had a lot of friends, people liked me but I was too scared to even try to hit on girls. Nowadays, I still have a lot of friends and I feel kinda good about myself but as a tech guy, I spend most of my time with men. I have self confidence but I just can't ask a girl out because I'm scared of them refusing. I had some "masturbation time" with a girl when I was drunk a year ago but I bailed once I realized what I was doing. The thing is that I'm pretty sure that I'd be able to pick one random bitch in a club and fuck her but at 22 I'm at the point where I think that I don't want to waste my first time with some random bitch but with someone that I really love. Sad thing now is that I trully don't know what love is or feels like.
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>>710166735
Ha, maybe so. I never really seem to fit in. People just seem to act so dumb to me, so I can't really connect. I'm just missin somethin
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>>710167100
this. its not that easy
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because i don't talk to many girls and i'm super mediocre face wise
oh yeah, and i wait too much for the moment
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>>710164475
>15
>because i've been a beta faggot for most of my life, i've finally had the balls convince a girl to ditch his ass for me, we're going to fuck on friday.
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1. 20
2. Got no money for circumcision :(
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16 ugly fat and unconfident
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>>710168303
Why the fuck do you think anyone cares about being underage? Almost everyone I know lost their virginity before 18.
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>>710165095
>>710165210
>>710165389
MODS MODS MODS
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>>710167572
not that guy but perhaps it's because the other 50% of the porn you watch involves over endowed traps fucking the shit out of eachother
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>21
>I'm dangerously cheesy...
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>>710168903
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>>710164475
1. 24
2. Aspie

Fun Fact: I've had a blowjob but I've never kissed a girl
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>>710167447
Same exact situation as you m8, so far im down 35 lbs and getting better at not speaking like an complete autist. Feels good meng.
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18
weeb
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>19
>skinny manlet
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>>710169046
can oddly relate to that, i've fuck girls but never kissed, well, on the lips
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>>710164475
26
5'7''

You must be at least 5'10'' for a girl to acknowledge you sexually
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>20
>a bit fat
>too lazy to go out
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>>710167447
>underage faggot here
thanks for the advice, but my skinny 140lb azz has things sorted.
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>>710164475
18
losing it next week was a loser before
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>>710169161
be gay
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>>710169269
stop mastrubating and go for it.
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>>710169045
i just wanted them banned, brah
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>>710164475
>23
>First I didn't care
>Started to care
>Approached by talking to them like they were just another dude
>Or just didn't approach at all
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>>710164475
>15
>Have hobbies, but still social retard
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>>710168903
>>710169275
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>>710169160
yh really need to get an expensive hooker who will do everything but I can only afford cheap ones who won't kiss.
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>>710169994
Mods plz ban this fag
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>>710170082
oh, i don't fuck hookers, just a friends with benefit sort of thing for me.
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Im 19 and trying to, if i cant get any sex by my 20's ill go full hookers, i dont give a shit with who i loose virginity but id like to do it
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>18
>because I dont want to.

I have pretty avarage looks and I am very confident. Losing my virginity would probably be easy, but I am not interested in it at all. All you sadniggers need to stop trying to fit in so hard, because even if you cant WHO FUCKING CARES.
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>>710164916
But in 3 years you'll become a Grand Wizard, you're so close! Hang in there!
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>>710165389
Yoou can get out of friend zone. Trust me. First stop showing that your interested. But always be the funniest and coolest guy theyre around...not with words only actions and never let them know your trying to impress them. Show other girls attention when your around them. It will slowly build an attraction. The more you show you care what they think or say the less they care. Never look lonely. Always look like you got it all figured out. And that you have stuff going on. Wait a few minutes between responding to texts. Youll bag your babe in no time.
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>>710165389
same happened to me, fucked her a year later, don't give up
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>>710169917
>Talking to a woman like she's a man
Are you retarded?
Woman are literally incapable of handling the objective approach, you gotta play the game otherwise they won't waste their time, unless you are going for the 5/10's who will take a hand out like that in a heart beat.
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what are the chances a girl will ask me for sex one day?
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>17
>didn't want to fuck below average chicks
>have severe autism around hot chicks cuz i suddenly care
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>>710170742
0
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>>710170742
Depends on where you hang around.
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>>710164475

>18
>porque hablo español y nadie me entiende
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>>710170795
Just learn how to be funny also you're 17 years old ,you gotta let puberty flush the autism out, just let nature run it's course and you'll be fine.
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>>710170981
I can understand you amigo
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>>710170981
excusas :v
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>>710170981
Patrañas papu
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>19
>Depression, I hate myself so can't justify why anyone else would like me, so I don't pursue any relationships
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>>710170981
Kek
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>17
>Passed up 3 chances because of "chasing girl of my dreams haha am retard", she let me down real good and no girl has approached me since. Kinda gave up at this point seeing as I look like a bitch boy and my face and hair are a fucking mess, only reason I had 3 chances were because they approached me while they were depressed and I laugh a lot or was "fun to be around" or some shit like that.
>kinda sad
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>>710170604
>>710170624
Thanks anon, it give me some hope!
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>>710171437
well there's your step one
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>>710164475
>12
>my mom won't let me
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>>710171667
sorry?
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>17
>No confidence
>hate most girls I know
>Mexican, so most girls look like shit
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>>710171169
>>710171327
Malditos underages, regresen a su cueva autista

>>710171465
Hispa hermano... E-Eres tu? ;_;
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>18
>Christian girlfriend only does handjobs
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>21
>I don't talk too much with girls
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>>710171873
Fucking shit, I hate that ":v"

I really wish Trump can stop the autistic plague
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>>710167421
>>710167443
>>710167312
it just can't be possible
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>>710171169
Matate alv
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>23
>La tengo muy grande, no me arriesgaria a matar a alguien.
>Tambien esta el hecho que nadie me entiende.
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>>710171739
no man, I mean step one to solving that, lol. realizing you have to change yourself first before wanting people to notice you is a good first step not many people do
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I'm 18 and my friends say it's because i play games but I think it's because I have a hard time with commitment and toss it before anything happens
Maybe it's both idk
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>>710171873
Por supuesto, estoy aqui no llores mas
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kys
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>15 still Virgin cause I'm not a faggot
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>>710172083
>bragging about your dick

You probably have a 9cm dick
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>>710172019
Well I couldn't give less of a shit about that wall, I'm not even near NA, lol. To be honest I don't like it either but everyone is using it nowadays, lol
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>>710172254
You are and we both know it
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16
Waiting until college
Girls in my high school shitty
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26, autistic, overweight, social skills of a potato
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>>710172089
harder than it sounds, starting anti-depressants tomorrow so hopefully that'll help
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>>710164475
>19
>yes
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>>710172083
Yo creo que la tienes de 3 cm
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fucking media talking about 4chin and now were plagued with these youngins
>inb4 get with the times grampa
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>>710164475

>36

>Women have nothing to offer me that I can't simulate with my own hands. I have no interest in dramatics, I have no desire to give up my own free time. I have no need for children.

>While I see my friends marry, divorce and pull out their hair and wrinkle their skin over different girls and boys, I get to sit back and relax with all the breathing space and solo time I need. My skin is as smooth as when I were 15.

>Most of them have money trouble, I have tens of thousands of dollars in pristine collectables and have a six - approaching seven - figure sum in the bank. I have never spent a penny on a womans affections.
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>>710165611
But I do though.
I write shitty poetry.
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>>710164475
>20
>I have a dog
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18 virgin m8
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>>710172504
atleast potatos can stack their chips
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>>710172737

here's a haiku, virgin
go out and get some pussy
emotional fag
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>>710172730
*tips fedora
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>>710164475
>19
>Unaware or uninterested, sometimes a combination of both

If you don't have money or impressive physical features, you're practically nonexistent.
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>>710172730
So are you a fedora wizard yet or you have to get to the 40's virginity for that promotion?
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>>710167629
Spoken like a true basement dwelling faggot
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>21
>bit socially awkward
>weird looking
>shy
>don't go out in my free time and I don't put effort to find someone
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>>710172944
Can you tell me how haikus are made pls?
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>>710168052
thats somewhat what i did and it worked for me
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>>710172544
don't worry about it, it's all a process. The less you think about it the better. It's hard to explain because even I that I'm studying psychology don't know how to describe it, but eventually it's like you get tired of being sad and just start over with yourself.

It'll be alright bro ;)
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>>710172944
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've been trying
You filthy jew
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>>710173256

5 7 5 syllables

eg:

bur-ning cheh-rry tree
ev-ree blos-som was af-lame
fuck, here come the cops
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>>710165389
Oh,I'll add something
>This slut already kissed me... 3 times. 2 times on truth or dare game and one time because we want to do it
Wtf how can I still be just a friend?
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19
shy guy don't have many friends spends time online watching porn late at night too scared to walk up to a girl.
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>>710164475
>19
>Beta AF, Coward. I was offered a threesome with a drunk friend and a slut a few months ago. Didn't even give them an answer.
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>>710167447
I was there, brah.

>I used to be fat because my family raised me that way, a common breakfast would be Pizza and Coca Cola.
>I didnt have a job, and was too socially awkward to get one so i had to eat whatever the rest would eat.
>Occasionally, family members would ask me to format a computer or a phone, they'd pay me a few bucks for it.
>Too poor to buy "real" food, but enough to buy fruit, id get a fuckton of bananas and apples, seems retarded as fuck but it was either that or anything from Burger King/Mcdonalds/whatever.
>Work on my body, downloaded an app from the play store "to get fit without spending a dime on the gym"
>Slowly (like, really slowly) lose weight
>Gain a lot of confidence, it feels WONDERFUL to watch yourself on the mirror and see how you are slowly changing.

Im not really as close as being fit, but at least im not the fat lard i was a year ago.
So far im looking for a job, i went to a few interviews already and not luck so far, its kinda hard due to i being somewhat old (23) and havent had a stable job in my life but hey! at least now im doing something and i feel better.
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forgot to mention am autistic
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>>710173722
girls are strange like that dude, i frequently go out with a girl (she's in a relationship with another guy and his dick is 4.5 inches, she admits that she isn't satisfied) we kiss on almost every occasion, think we might fuck in a couple days
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22, don't like dicks up my ass
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>>710173466
thanks man <3
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>>710166122
had the same problem. it's a confidence thing. get some viagra from the doctor. after a few times you'll be good
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do you guys watch porn on normal browser or incognito mode?
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>>710171873
Esas mamadas van aquí hahaha
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>>710174276
i don't, porn is for the mentally weak.
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>>710164475
I turned down a girl who wanted to fuck me when I was 16 because I wanted to lose my virginity to "that special one" like a faggot. I'm 19 now and never had another oportunity cause I'm socially fucked
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>>710173790
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27

5'2
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>20
>work graveyard
>sleep all day
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>21
>she wants to wait
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>>710174363
wow, what a fucking fag. should've took the chance, i know that i would've at 16.
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>>710173790
Good job anon
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>>710174363
My ex asked me for sex at 16 am and I said yes then she text me saying she lost feelings for me FML am 19 now and I don't care Ill die a virgin
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>16
>never succeeded to ejaculate while masturbating so i have the fear to fail while having sex. Ejaculated while sleeping nonetheless haha
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>>710164475
19
> Don't know how to flirt or say to a girl when flirting.
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>>710174391
I fucking
feel you

;_;
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>>710167059
The moment has come where I should leave 4chan for good. Been here since 2006. Thanks for that you underage cancerous faggots.
>le be me
>le cool dude
>no fucky anyways
>tfw lol kek longcat is long memes

Just fuck off and die
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>>710164475
21
haven't spoken socially to any human being in over a year
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>>710174649
that's fucking good man, the first time i fucked, i came within the first 5 minutes, feelsbadman
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does it matter if am a virgin at 19 someone answer
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>>710173679
Kek thanks anon
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18
Ugly/antisocial
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>24
>because i am pic related
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waiting for an answer
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>>710167129
>"love of my life"
>cuddled even though she offered sex
>lel bad idea

I hope your family dies in a car crash.
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>>710164916
soon 30
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>>710165210
MODS
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>>710174391
>5'2

Why live? im 5'7 and i feel like a smurf around some people.
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27

Found a tumor in my pituitary gland that caused hyperprolactemia, which means I got very low testosterone an excessive man boobs. Insecurity got the best of me.
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>>710165389
MODS
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>20
>Never picked up social skills as a kid, family beat into me a fear of affection and human contact, and now I just distrust everyone as a paranoia and anxiety riddled mess.

I'd fix it if I knew how. I don't want to make people cringe though so I don't know how.
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my brother is 21 and is not a virgin and am still a virgin at 19 it pisses me off why cant girls be easy to catch like pokemon?
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>>710174861
You got nice tiddies. Im sure a tranny would fuck ya
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1.) 18
2.) Because i'm a worthless piece of weeb shit lol
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>>710174432
She was also ugly as fuck tho kek
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>>710174276
tor
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>>710174809
Yes it matters you insecure little faggot. Girls smell your v-card
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lets talk all night.
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>>710175210
i dont play lgbt game. i am not sweating it anyway. more to life than sticking your cock in a feelgood hole
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>>710167572
Been there, STOP FUCKING JERKING OFF!!!!
You've desensitized your cock and mind to the point where normal sex, even with someone hot makes you more flaccid that giving your dad a rimjob.

Seriously, just cut out all porn, cut out overly sexualized TV, music vids, games or whatever makes you jerk off.

Focus on work, on working out and on bettering yourself. You'll be more productive, you'll certainly make more money and find you're better adjusted mentally, more outgoing etc.

In a couple of months you'll have no problem finding the will to find pussy and maintaining an erection for a long time.
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>>710175351
fuck you ill have the chance soon.
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>>710175172
I'll fuck you.
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>>710175115

Suicide would upset my parents.
Also, could still become a celeb and get mad bitchz that way.
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>>710174809
only person who cares is you
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>>710175317
tor browser slow asf
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>>710175257
a pussy is a pussy, should've hit it while you can dawg
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>>710166470
What this guy said

Lost my at 27 but looking back should've taken the pro route at 21
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I like watching girls pegging guys in the asshole maybe thats why am a virgin
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>>710175462
Trust me you don't want to. Part of the whole fearing human contact thing includes I've given up on appearances; fat bastard with long hair. Still shaved and clean though, got that going for me.
Also a guy.
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>>710175630
I agree, it's why I said I acted like a fag
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>>710167468
Troof
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>>710165335
same bro
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18
Waiting for qt white boy to sweep me away from my shitty third world country and treat me like the submissive loli I am

Also I'm socially inept
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>>710175317
whats the point.
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Someone should make an app so all the anti-social neckbeards can meet up and fuck each other, that way they can lose their v.
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I'm not gonna lie. This is probably one of the most pathetic, teenage angst ridden piece of shit thread I've ever come across. You underage or twen-faggots should get your shit together.
>boohoo I'm fat, 19 and I'll die a virgin

Guess what faggots, you don't have to be a male model to get laid. Also above your league... Just build some confidence, be knowledgeable, interesting and do a bit of sports. Girls like to laugh and talk to guys. No reason to be miserable little cunt who cries about all the shit that's not right in college. Girls fucking hate that. 30 yo non-virgin over
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My parents being divorced and my mum completely fucking over my dad financially has made me lose all interest in women. I think i'm probably gay now tbh, I like traps and the idea of being fucked more than doing the fucking now.

Ontop of that i'm really anti-social and rarely want to go out with friends.
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>>710166601
18 and 19 are "late" but not entirely bad... still a virgin at 20 I'd start to worry, still one at 25 and yeah uh...
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>>710164475
>you age
21
>why are you still one
I think me never leaving my house is a reason
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>>710165335
same girls want to fuck me but im so socially inept that i cant
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>>710168899
When you underage newfag this hard.
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>>710175900

so what if you die a virgin I wont give a fuck if i stay single all my life either ill just be a savage mad fuck.
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>>710175838
>submissive loli I am
Need a body pic, fam.
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>>710175917

Sry forgot to post age. 20
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>>710174861
nice tits bro
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>>710175505
Sounds like a plan, i'd stick to it.
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>>710175842
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19
Girls are not intersted in manlet
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anyone know where doncaster college is?
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This board is full of spics. Disgusting.
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>>710176292
kill yourself and there will be one less.
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>>710169161
Wtf? lol
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>>710164475
>41
>don't wanna fuck hookers and sluts
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>>710175900
girls love me and i cry about all sorts of shit
this guy is very wrong, if you be honest and yourself and smile at girls and look them in the eye then they will love you. girls dont like guys who try to be the sterotypical frat guy.
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>>710175972
Well, shit we should do something about it heh
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>>710176292
like your outdated dead nan
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15
lack the social skills
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>>710167094
if you end up passsable plenty of dudes would be down
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>>710169994
MODS
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>>710176292

gtfo hick
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>>710176411
Didn't say that. Who said you should be a frat guy. Just don't be miserable and full of self pity
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Some of you are so young. Chill! It will happen
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>>710176513
shut up fag
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>>710176237
i dunno fam, one of my friends, one of the biggest nerds I've ever seen, glasses and all, he wasnt very pleasing to look at if you get me. Still, got laid, because he was desperate enough to ask a drunk chick at a party he threw. He also started taking a load of different drugs so people think he's 'cool' or something, I don't know, but if he got laid so can you
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>>710164916
27
Saving myself for the right girl, or marriage.
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>>710176402
Holy shit ahahahahaa
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>>710174397
spooky
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>>710170742
Had this happen a couple times. I was/am in a relationship though so I respectfully declined.
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>>710164475
I'm 21 // I haven't found a girl who worth it
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I have a facesitting fetish maybe thats why am a virgin
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>45
>after 22 and left college i lost hope
>extremely overweight
>zero confidence
>i live at my dead parents house
>work a dead end job to pay for it
>tfw want to kms
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34
Dog ripped my dick off when I was 8
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my question is WHERE to fuck if you live far away, public transportation doesn't exist and the condition is that you drink (thus you can't drive)?

it sure isn't the trend that girls bring you over, it's the opposite
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>>710176779
nice bullshit of a excuse
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>19
>friend stole my condom when I was in bed with a girl at 16.
>Misheard girl that asked me to come home with her and just laughed instead of agreeing when I was 18.

God fucking damn it.
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>>710176109
What do you think I am, a fucking cam whore
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>>710172462
MODS
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You know how fucking hard it is to be a 19 yo male straight shota-looking-jailbait-shit with a fucking professor snape voice
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>>710164475
21
really don't care and I don't feel the need for relationships
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>>710176751
Well... what do you have to offer?
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>>710176928
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAG
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>5
>I can't count and I am not potty trained.
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>>710176402
>don't wanna fuck sluts

you do realise the only girls who aren't sluts are underage
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>>710176957
Pic + vocaroo or something? I'm curious.
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>>710172762
This is the only good excuse that I will accept
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>>710177050
>5 and not potty trained
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>>710177061
Even 12-17 year olds can be slutty so it's more like prepubescent girls can't be slutty.
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>>710176928
*fag detected*
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>>710175455
You know he is right. They can smell it right when you walk into the room.
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>>710177050
bullshit excuse, just hit the gym every now and then and stop crying all the time you little shit
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>>710177325
*lil bitch boy who doesn't know the rules detected*
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>>710174411
don't wait
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>>710176846
Sorry, I meant I ripped my dog's dick off when I was 8. I have subsequently worn it as a necklace ever since. It deters women (and most anyone else, to be perfcetly honest) pretty readily.
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>>710177061
Thus why I'm still a virgin. Even the average 12yr old girl has way more sexual experience than me
>feelsbadman.png
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1 introvert and always did what felt right for me I didn't feel the need to chase women while not having a good time, I always had fun times with friends

2 Grew up with mom and 2 sisters most of the time because parents were divorced so that was enough fucking female drama at that time

then when I turned 22 I clicked very well with a girl within my friend group and she literally asked me for a relationship

I probably would have been a virgin now if that didnt happen (24) because I can't stand 99% of women
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>>710177572
so fuck 11 year olds.
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>>710176765
Or you're just autistic
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>>710177639
I AM AUTISTIC FUCKING DUMB FUCK
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>>710177628
This
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>>710176962
love(?)
....
nothing(?)
I don't know
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>>710176888
fuck that sucks
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>>710177628
still too much sexual experience
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>20
>uni student
>socially awkward af but pretty entrepreneurial
>runs 3 popular porn tube sites and an affiliate blog
>makes about $13,000/month after hosting costs
>too much work trying to lose v card so found a sugar baby on seeking agreement
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if I get 15 replies ill stab my foot
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>7,5
>cock's too big might kill somebody
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For some reason when i was around 15 i decided to experiment anally. And it became a daily thing to dig poop out of my ass. I have no idea why i gain no satisfaction sexually from it infact it is rather uncomfortable and hurts at points. This has continued until present day. It has gotten to the point that i cannot poop unless i dig it out or give myself and enema i feel i have done significant damage but for some reason cannot stop. I have severe social anxiety and suffer from siezures. Someone kill me
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>>710164475
>25
>Never tried
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this thread should be called "invented excuses virgins use to justify their virginity"
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>>710164475
24
autism/fear mostly
developed social anxiety due to overprotective mom that deprived me from any social interaction my whole childhood and teenage, don't rlly blame her because she was all alone when my dad died, i was 3. no job, no college degree and a bunch of family that didn't care
also years of severe acne, I'm having laser treatment now to heal scars

had my chances and just didn't do anything
lately I've been in omegle and at least im comfortable to show my face and bod on cam to strangers that kind of helped
hoping to get the courage to go to a prostitute soon and just grow insight for sex and then maybe go out to clubs ?
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