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spooky toys
Spooky board games.
>>710101880 #
I'll post all of my toys if you do ;p
>>710102775
and one more picture
-I want to fuking die
-Same man, same
Best Taco bell order ever
>>710102868
>>710102949
I wanna join
>>710103200
hey hunnibuns
>>710103263
ooo what size are those?
XL McCafe ice coffee cup compared to XL Tucker from Bad-Dragon
>>710103384
wow. can you fit the whole thing?
>>710102868
>>710102949
Is the coke can a dildo too?
>>710103200
What could you expect from people working in fast food?
>>710103263
>>710103384
Damn they all have a cum tube :o
Jesus you must be stretchy
>>710103459
no, that's just for size reference. but I could probably fit it if I tried
those all look really fun
>>710103311
M unflared Chane (Luna) >.>
L David (Davy)
XL Tucker (Meatboi)
Larger than Chane anal beads
Not pulling the other 5+ toys out and Snarf as 3 others like the We-Vib. It is a fun blutooth toy. Can even host and make Snarf control ot around the world. Recommended if you want both dildo and vibrator heaven
>>710103439
Not the knot on either D or MB
>>710103565
I've tried to get a 1L bottle in before to no avail
>>710103563
Not really
I feel like a virgin everytime
Tight ass is what Snarf and other gays call it.
(Item image) Rane
Shoved a dildo up dat and boom! M sized David. Can put him on Davy. So XL size then.
>>710103670
wow those are all pretty massive. we-vibe sounds like fun
>>710103795
how much did you fit?
how do anal beads feel?
>>710103844
I don't toy too often so it always feels that way for me too, but I get loosened up pretty quickly
>>710103932
I want to die from anal play.
Fuck I smoke more so I can get cancer faster.
I enjoy self destruction
So the pain of big size is more enjoyable
Anal cancer please pop up soon *pouts
>>710104206
Balls popping out
Like a shit on a string
>>710103932
Barely any of it to be honest
>>710104206
Depending on the size, pretty amazing tbh
I didn't see a lot of clowns tonight. Only six.
>>710104498
Maybe you were looking in the wrong direction. I saw way too many and me and my buddies knocked one to the ground only to find out it was a kid we knew in grade school
>>710104438
I'll have to get small beads then
why so destructive?
>>710104490
do you have any?
>>710104244
Still tight, but yeah, my fist works in. Had to fish out a butt plug that ventured tooooooooo far.
>>710104615
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan
>>710104771
how did it feel to loose a plug up there?
>>710102868
So i guess the coke can went inside you at one point. Did you do it cold or room temp?
I see hairy leeeeeeg.
>>710103263
Sup mang. How was work?
>>710104648
Ya I own a small ascending set, but I've played with a larger set and it feels amazing especially if someone else is pulling them out because they can tease your hole like crazy by gently tugging it. I don't thing I've ever leaked so much precum since that day
>>710104771
Damn that sounds like an experience. Worst I've done is lose a marble up my nose
>>710104801
Oh shit son. Is 25 older than that?
>>710104615
I looked all over the place. There were only six clowns. Five Jokers, three were from The Dark Knight, one was a Jared Leto Joker, and one was a trump mask painted to be The Joker. I saw four soldiers, one Naked Snake, a Zulu Warrior (the best costume as far as actual costume), a Beetlejuice, a few men in women's lingerie, and a bunch of pirates. By far the most interesting thing I saw was the former head of the Texas Republican Party wearing a bright yellow suit and a jester's cap holding a sign that read "Trump is a Child Rapist." The costumed people to normal dressed people was underwhelming, most of the people who were out were dressed
>>710105019
Oh I thought you were talking about those crazy clowns terrorizing people down in the states
>>710104959
the coke can never went into me
their only somewhat hairy
>>710105006
ooo, I've definately got to get some then
>>710105135
I don't believe any have been reported in Texas so far. But this is Austin, which prides itself as being a city for freaks. I sort of hate it here.
>>710105172
Oh yes you do they are so much fun to play with
>>710105211
I live in canada and we have yet to really get any reports other than on the far East coast and yet some idiots still thought it was a good idea to dress up as clowns and try to intimidate people, but what they didn't expect was that most Canadians drink a lot so they are basically looking for a fight most of the time
more porn!
bonus points for reach around or hands free orgasm
>>710105172
try it, i have. just make sure some blu-tack goes over the pull ring assembly.
I'm bored
>>710105422
hey riley
>>710105428
you're canadian too, whereabouts?
>>710105458
to stop them from sliding in?
are you very hairy?
>>710105428
Canadian fights are two people not saying sorry to one another forty times.
>>710105507
hi jeff
>>710105549
how you doin?
>>710105581
I'm ok, I guess. how are you
>>710105211
Why not move to Denton?
This place is nice, but opportunity is poor unless you're yuppie scum looking to gut old businesses and turn them into night clubs
>>710105653
pretty good. had some fun earlier, and I'm gonna head to sleep in a while
>>710104648
I'm shocked I haven't off myself yet.
Raped when I was 7. Mom kills self when I'm 12. No dad, ever. Grandpa beat me up every day and night drunk. Awake or asleep tell I was 13. All my life in school bulling. Raped again at 19. Join U.S.Army, knees stop working. Barely work now days. Falsely accused of Domestic Terrorism recently.
$10,000 now in debt.
>>710105507
I live on the far West coast near vancouver.
>>710105513
That might be the stereotype of the people living in big cities, but most of the time if your drunk and someone looks at you funny. That's grounds for a beatdown
>>710105728
fun involving something from an earlier pic you posted?
>>710105743
Holy shit anon I'm sorry
My life blows for the most part but I still have my parents at least.
Stay strong buddy. I believe in you
>>710105743
You sound like you lead a fun life
>>710105743
Maybe you should build bombs a little more discretely
>>710105692
Are there jobs in Denton? Opportunities for artists? I was thinking about moving to Dallas, it's better as far as art is concerned. There is only the UT gallery here. I have never been so far away from massive art museums until I moved here.
>>710105777
I imagine that Canadians fight like Australians.
>>710105743
wow, that's a hell of a lot to have to live through. ever went to talk to someone about it?
>>710105777
ah, I'm down in south ontario
>>710105818
fun with a couple of them, yes
>>710104857
I didn't lose it. I fisted myself to grab it. But exciting knowing I could pond things in me with no fear of poopoo come out.
>>710104959
Alright
Enjoying this call center shockingly
>>710105006
Yeah why fear, you'll shit it out later. Lost a small vibrator that way.
>>710105507
nah to stop them tear your insides. I dought you'll get it stuck. if it does happen get a suction cup to pull it out.
>>710105899
Competition in that field is pretty stiff, but it can be done. There are a lot of art companies, and public art seems very popular
It's mostly just mediocre small businesses and restaurants for steady work though
>>710105899
Not sure how Australians fight, but sometimes shit gets pretty gruesome
>>710105939
That's not in canada :/
>>710106034
I always fear going to the hospital to tell them I've lost something up my butt :s
>>710105939
I'm going to guess the biggest ones
>>710105939
Yeah the mental watd who stuck a $6000 bill on me. Now I want to die more for it.
And I just turned 23.
>>710106053
I'm talking about art galleries. Any world renown art galleries? How far is it from Dallas/Fort Worth?
>>710106120
Australians fight poorly. Gruesome for a Canadian is different from gruesome for an American.
>>710106034
cool. just don't the people you have to deal with let you down. What do you like best about call centre?
>>710106120
Doctors and nurses pull weird stuff out of Butts all the time, and there's the whole doctor/patient confidentiality on paper but they all talk shit about it anyway lol
>>710106120
Don't be
Woman stick things up the pee hole. A lot or some stupid crazy shit like ass cancer. The docs would just give yeah an enema.
>>710106034
ah, I can almost get a fist up there. guess I'd lose stuff up there
>>710106048
yeah I'd hate for that to happen.
so, are your legs very hairy?
>>710106154
both the bad dragon ones
>>710106120
it is just down south a bunch
>>710106214
Dunno about that, I'm not a part of that scene; it's about 30mins from DFW without traffic, 45 with
>>710106281
I was close
>>710106214
Like I said I'm not really sure how Australians fight, but around here the fight usually ends when the cops get called or some one calls for an ambulance
>>710106225
>>710106258
I know they find weird shit all the time, but that doesn't relate to me personally. What does though is when I have to explain to them how a carrot got lodged in my insides
>>710106281
I think I'm banned from America anyways
>>710106215
I used to work for CenturyLink when I was 19. So i know bad calls. But this is a 10 progam donaton no profite nor drug testing call center. Librale
Hell told em about all da shit, still in training but not up for firing if shit happens like in 7 hrs.
Insurance is calling old job about the cancel. And possibly get my bills handled. If not more stress. Can't sleep and the voices are getting harder to ignore lately.
Shiiii imma tipsy
>>710106163
hope things get better for you soon.
happy belated as well
>>710106336
so was I, until I finished~
>>710106457
what'd you do?
>>710106457
Probably for the same reason most other docs find [object] inside a butt: feels good man
>>710106281
i tink they're the same as yours. My lower bosy is hairy upper body is naturally hair free
>>710106466
What do they say to you?
>>710106310
I'm a painter. It's what I went to school for, it's the only thing I can do with myself. That's not a bad drive. What's the rent like?
>>710106457
I imagine cops are called for anything up there. Someone knocked over a trashcan, quick, call the cops! Back home in the desert, there was a fight between two homeless people over a sleeping spot that ended with one setting the other one on fire.
>>710106475
hilarious
>>710106558
oh, I'm kinda hairy all over
>>710106596
I'm an incorrigible flirt
>>710106646
is that a good thing?
>>710106745
I don't know. it hasn't hurt me so far
>>710106804
so far
You guys make me glad I fuck butts and not butt fuck :c getting your prostates checked must be boring.
>>710106898
yep. maybe one day it'll come back to haunt me
>>710106930
playing with a prostate is super fun
>>710106646
hmm getting your winter coat :)
work that body and get the right buldges. :)
>>710106475
Not really sure. Last time I tried to go they told me I would be arrested if I crossed the border, but then again that was quite a long time ago
>>710106529
Probably. The most awkward is when you find an object in your body after surgery
>>710106804
>went to find more if this cute Russian doggo
>find this
I want to fuck the puppy.
>>710106281
The more you stretch
The bigger the shits btw
>>710106457
Most docs don't care since gay things happen. Or straight extreme action.
But they don't care. Some see 100 to 1000 patients so you'll blur. Hell the mental ward lost me for hrs. Inly 10 of us and they though i left hrs ago. But I'm in the public only watch tv.
Docs blur peeps. But yeah, embarrassing, but health or emotions? Which matter more?
>>710106475
Funny thing, got my wisdom teeth removed that same day. Lol legally drugged.
But if not, fuck it who cares if I die, my life of misory to choose to end
>>710106558
What don't they say
Kill self
No one wants you
You're a problem
You're mother was right when she said she should have aborted you like the other one.
Any relative family's trama of abuse relapses
All the kids in school knew you didn't belong
The queer peers we're right, you should kill self so they don't have to deal with you
And it goes on and on
>>710106992
Yes unless theres a team of doctors working on removing your little brothers halo action figure from your love nut.
>>710106992
perhaps, but it might not
>>710107020
it's fuzzy and keeps me warm
that's what I'm hoping to do
>>710107067
oh, that's kinda crazy. but still I'm in canada, not the states
>>710107084
there's a whole bunch of it out there. it's all gay though
>>710107152
well hopefully it get's better
>>710107191
I don't put those kinds of things up there
>>710107351
that's what I;m counting on
If I were a sculptor I would want to be like Giacometti and Oiticica.
>>710107389
it's a mystery, how exciting
>>710105743
Forgot to say;
Grandma had mom at 16
Mom had me when 15
Grandma single parent, went through two devorces.
Ma hand me to gran. Gran raised me tell I was 12. She was my mom tell then my real mom had to jump in. I've had 4 step dads. All but the new one wanted me gone before and after my mom took over. So step daddy hating you issues too.
Fuck, I should die. No one should deal with this and be guilt tripped to live just to suffer moar.
>>710107389
Maybe you should put those things up there. Its the adult way to play with your old toys.
>>710107492
I wonder how it would bite my ass though
>>710107595
so cute
>>710107622
I play with them in other ways. ways where they don't go up my butt
>>710107152
That just sounds like you're doubting yourself. I've had them thoughts at two stages of my life and i'm still here. You may have started out worse than me but we all only get ahead by keeping at it.
I really do hope you come to terms with what you've been heaped with and fight through it all.
Good luck man and get some sleep.
>>710107389
Oh no its ALL gay? Nevermind then I dont like that.
>>710107595
legs ruin it
>>710107682
that's part of the mystery
>>710107389
Yeah
Don't wanna dump Snarf, but I'd have to to kill myself and not make him not feel fully responsible, or have guilt. Poor guy is still dealing with his family issues.
>>710107682
Boringgg
>>710106563
Depends on the Municipality. In some places I've been ticketed for just drinking a beer in public while in others the cops have told us to scarper when we were getting drunk and doing drugs outside
>>710107152
Be that as it may. People still get nervous when they speak in public. Kids get nervous when they have a serious talk with parents. It's all about the personal experience. When you get put on the spot everyone else in the world seems to vanish and unless you've gone through the experience many times yourself you'll always feel awkward.
>>710107727
I think the whole thing is terrible tbh
how do you clean cum out of real fur
asking for a friend
>>710107389
Where abouts in canada?
>>710107943
Canada!
>>710107934
With your tongue
>>710107934
Oh gee
Just rinse it with soap, it really sticks I know
>>710107700
but he's so cute and fuckable
>>710107727
how do you think it would?
>>710107752
people would miss you if you died
>>710107790
fun
>>710107943
south ontario
Licky ho licky high lick a heinie ini holeeeeeeee anyone want to confess their sins?
>>710107882
I was just trying to be polite, I think it's terrible as well
>>710108033
I have no idea, I didn't think about that
>>710107980
That's not horrendously vague or anything
>>710108033
I've been considering moving to the east coast, but not until I finish with university
Good night Jeff, Buns & Riley.
Cya tomorrow.
>>710108033
He is pretty adorable and I bet he has a cute Russian accent. But I'm not a homosex.
>>710108110
See you here then!
>>710108106
throw me some ideas
>>710108110
it's nice out here. the weather's pretty good
>>710108173
and yet you're here
>>710108153
night night tiger
snuggle ya later
>>710108153
'night
>>710108343
unwelcome butt secks
>>710108343
Its research to see if I'm a closet homosex. Kinda like you can see if your gay untill you suck a dick.
Anyone here have fursona?
>>710108514
Yeah. So?
>>710108106
Ahahah
>>710108425
but what if I wanted the butt secks?
>>710108512
well you seem like a gay to me. the real research involves stuff in your butt
>>710108514
Tigerseptum of the grey knights chapter. Male tiger age 174 of the 3rd company. Hes a psyker and has banished 2 greater deamons.
>>710107698
Yeah
I've done my best to get out of special ed class for before high school. Took normal kid classes. But, I have a hearing problem. Or as I've been told, Autism.
Hell, got Honors Diploma. Moved out mid senior year so my mom could finally not feel guilty for ditching me for man.
He got a epic house. My mom, him and his kid only. Had to live at my mom's with grandpa. She'd live between both.
Not drugs or drinking tell 18. I drank Alot in high school once I moved.
Like A lot. 4-6 bottles for every party every weekend.
Lose place and chick who sides with crazy gal roommate.
Start smoking herbs. Army, knees stopped working two weeks in out of 15. Being treated like shit by everyone because I was being discharged. Take LSD on chistmasexodus to not wanna killself on way back to base. Get out. Can't fully stand.
Work overnites at Mcys
Work at gas station, best the store looked when I work they say
Mugged and held at gun point at job
Quit to try new place at airport
Get assulted for being gay. Anti homophobia policey is ignored
Yeah later bitch acts up on all gays
I report to director
Month later
I'm a domestic terrorist for filing an hr
Life, sorry kida drunk ish
And I wish I could sleep
Booze and herbs don't stop the voices any more
And oh man why they tell me shit and my dark humor beats em, i feel crazier. Like this shit has gottah crazier over 3 months.
Like, the mental ward was expecting a hostile domestic terrorist, they got a happy kid laughing
They didn't want me there, but FBI wanted 72hr watch
Other peeps in there are getting cured faster hanging out with me in there. Fucking out doc the docs. Was fun.
>>710108577
Im not a gay. And thats gay level 2 I'd go too deep if i did that
>>710108033
Why should I give a shit when we have 10 bill peeps noa
And da church says abortion is bad even if da gal was raped
But don't give two shits about currently alive kids suffering
Cut population, why not help by offing self
>>710108153
Who know after da call
>>710108343
To be honest I prefer the rainy weather on the west coast. It too cold during the winter and too hot during the summer over there
>>710108561
Please post
>>710108603
>furry space marine
absolutely heretical
Too much feels. None of you are even jerking off are you?
>>710108921
Explain space wolves. The emperor made a literal furry for a son.
>>710108713
Sticking yo dick in ass ain't gay
But balls touching, eye contact or/and kissing happens when so. You is gay boi
>>710108713
you gotta go really deep
>>710108847
are you pretty drunk right now?
>>710108909
yeah I can't really argue with that. it's starting to get real cold
>>710109009
Eye contact and kissing isnt gay. It shows respect I have for another man while we copulate. But yeah balls touching is gay.
>>710108921
I stole it from a teenage mutant ninja turtles comic and changed the eye color to blue, that means it's mine now
>>710108577
you probably don't want it from the wrong person
>>710109236
I guess that's true. I'll have to be more careful with my flirting
>>710109214
Ny the laws of da and the entire furry community you are in the right. Heres my oc I stole it off an idiot from 4chan who posted their oc. I changed the eyes and clothes color so its mine c:
>>710109311
glad you understand
>>710109568
Forgot it D:
>>710109572
I understand, but I'll probably still flirt too much anyway
>>710107838
Scarper?
Aight faggots good night
>>710109765
night night gayboi
>>710109624
at least you now you know the potential consequences
>>710109765
good night whoever you are
>>710109765
Same nigga I'm sleepy. Think of me when you masterbate?
>>710109607
>>710109568
Well shit
>>710109873
Destroye
D
>>710109823
I'm nobody, can't you read the name?
>>710109847
Don't know what you look like, but I'll use my imagination
>>710109148
>Eye contact and kissing isnt gay. It shows respect I have for another man while we copulate.
GAYYYYHHHHHHH
>>710109145
I was! On 3 shots of Gin. But, like drugs, it passes through so fast to fully enjoy it
Buts its a nice perk if you're the responsible one in a underage drink and herb smoking posse. Along with only blouc with a car too. And some how DD too.
>>710109765
Chow!
>>710109823
i'll just make sure to flirt with guys that I do want to get down and dirty with
>>710109982
>I'll use my imagination
Now that is the original furry spirit I haven't seen so long
>>710109949
>>710109982
Here use this oc.
>>710110024
Its not gay its culture.
>>710110176
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure,
I guess I can see it as part of bromance.
>>710110024
are you already over the drunk hump?
>>710110150
Check my new oc!
>>710110272
Ill think of you too <3
>>710109982
no, I can't read
>>710110032
tha's the point
>>710110368
>>710110392
Its time to go.
>>710102868
belladonna butt plug? I used to have that.
>>710110360
Bugger off
And dont steal this one I actually drew it
>>710110432
no u
>>710110483
it's actually a glow in the dark one
Russian pup
>>>/f/ags-cant-bluetext-also-op-stop-being-a-huge-faggoy
>>710110591
stap
>>710110392
I don't get it
>>710102368
>>>/f/aggot
>>710110633
Stop! you belong to drawthread. Not here.
>>710102368
>>>/f/ag
>>710110736
Stop! You have violated the law
>>710110641
never
>>710110652
the pictures titled flirting.
it was meant to be funny
>>710110633
This pic is a masterpiece
>>710110785
And i'll violate your butt hole next. bend over.
>>710110510
You like my new oc? I wont steal yours ok?
>>710110812
runs
>>710110803
Still.... S T O P RUINING EVERYTHING DAMN IT.
>>710110788
oh, of course
>>710110956
that bulge says much more than cuddle
>>710110828
AAAAA
>>710111127
the link doesn't work
>>710111116
BBBBB
>>710111212
>>710111278
Post the full image pls?
>>710111034
it says you want to bury your face in it
>>710111168
>/i/ts-bluetext-it-is-surrpose-to-link-anything-also-stop-using-hitler-with-your-retarded-post
>>710111319
http://m.imgur.com/5alkC37
>>710111330
n-not true
>>710111418
good job
>>710111431
Love you anon. You can burry your face in anything of mine anytime!
I'm gonna head to sleep. night homos
>>710111512
less than three
>>710111431
you know it is
>>710111568
night fag
>>710112096
now the thread is really over
>>710112131
>>710112147
>>710112259
>>710112322
>a
>>710112409
>>a
>>710102368
YOU=FAGGOT
>>710113030
yea boi
>>710104206
>>710110301
I drink 2 -3 shots of gin with cranberry juice in a 20 oz cup to help ignore or drunk up the voices. So I can sleep.
>>710110360
Whaaaaaa?
Havein sex outside is pritty exciting, wouldnt you guys agree?
>>710114044
Never done it, but I'd think I'd be amazing
Partners are more pussies about it than me
Even da girls
>>710114150
*It'd
>>710114150
The added bonus of someone maybe walking by and seeing it makes it all the better.
>>710103459
rank?
>>710114044
Not really.
>>710114350
Why not?
>>710114675
It's uncomfortable and you get dirt and grass and pebbles and anything else on the ground stuck to you, sometimes in places you really don't want things like that to be.
>>710108926
I ammmm
>>710114819
Then just do it standing on or all fours.
>>710114819
seconded
like i mean over or on top of a bonnet is cool and exciting once or twice
but like...
when he has buttons on his jeans and see your car the next morning you regret doing it
plus cold and metal and grippy
>>710115104
Standing against what exactly? On all fours you're getting dirt and rocks and twigs embedded in your knees. Plus, where I'm from, you're likely to run into a venomous spider or snake or scorpion or any number of other things that you don't want to be fucking close to. Back of a car is pretty terrible too because it's super cramped. Beds are best followed by couches. I've fucked on a weight bench before, and that was alright. But outside or in a car? Those have always ended underwhelming and even mildly aggravating.
when the aux on your laptop is no longer functioning and you can't use headphones
kill me
>>710115411
>run into a venomous spider or snake or scorpion
And I thought the small scary spiders that are not dangerous at all where I live where enough.
