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butts
cuddle me
>>710091440
>>710091617
I wish
>>710092190
What a bum!
>>710092451
What are you, fucking gay?
>>710092305
How do you know?
>>710092477
even your veggies look foreign
>>710092503
no im fag
>>710092156
The tummy rubs are on their way.
>>710092477
Put it in your butt.
>>710091617 #
Ended kinda early though. And I still have a couple beers left so the night's not over yet.
>>710091697 #
No problemo (my Spanish at its finest)
>>710092477
mmm tasty
>>710092430
gonna get drunk?
>>710092482
it's pretty great
>>710092556
a cute one
>>710092536
Doctor's records.
>>710092556
Stop being gay.
>>710092556
Is just an ordinary carrot
>>710092596
No yours
>>710092628
Surprisingly enough!
>>710092628
What can I say? I am LOVING this bum! I rate it 5 out of 5 bum points
>>710092789
now stick it up your butt
>>710092832
lucario's awfully cute
>>710092596
how many can i expect?
>>710092601
you speak fine spanish sir
>>710092628
am not cute am manly
>>710092683
yes my lord
>>710092789
i can hear its yodeling
>>710092920
It's already up lemon's butt
>>710092683
That's sad.
I guess there are alternatives though
>>710092789
W-Well, if you insist...
>>710092971
1,000,000 belly rubs are included free of charge.
>>710092971
I didn't know we had Irish carrots
Kulning might be more fitting
>>710092920
I agree in full and then some
>>710092994
Why you hate Snarfs?
>>710092971
manly butt cute
>>710092979
get it in both
>>710093106
I take it you have a lot of those pictures
>>710092971
My Russian is better
>>710093071
my god its the best birthday ever
>>710093100
i thought it was like german or some shit that yodeled
i dont know what kulning is. they are singing is fish tongue
>>710093173
can manly also be cute?
>>710093173
yes i do. i want more. cannot get enough lucario.
>>710093137
I don't
>>710093071
:/3
>>710093173
Okie
>>710093278
Now you will never look at carrots the same way again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioum5Xr-nS0
>>710093278
you manage to pull it off
>>710093359
he's definitely a cutie
>>710093420
pics
>>710093137
Cuz I haven't seen your butt
>>710093277
i like russian
>>710093420
what does it mean
>>710093432
://3
>>710093449
I ate it up
>>710093278
I-It's your birthday?
>>710093420
Now eat it out of my ass.
>>710093503
do you like me because i showed mine?
>>710093367
Nothing but lies.
>>710093503
Blame Jeff.
>>710093432
>>710093536
Doesn't have a word in English it seems like
>>710093570
O-ok o//o
>>710093602
It's not though
>>710093570
it is now~
>>710093708
why do they do it. what is the tradition.
>>710093536
how was your day? other than the sickness
>>710093547
lewd
>>710093602
why am I being blamed?
>>710093618
so cute
>>710093536
Мы тебя любим тоже
>>710093573
Did you? I've been drinking so I don't think I've seen it
>>710093602
You are the collector of butts and I have yet to see yours
>>710093773
Sort of a herding call I think, I'm not sure
>>710093799
Is eating carrots lewd?
>>710093799
ark bark notice me
>>710093799
idk. i just laid in bed all day so nothing really happened
>>710093848
i am moist
>>710093922
herding what?
>>710093848
it was last night... ive been drinking too. whats your poison?
>>710093708
Good boy~
>>710093773
Well, happy birthday! What do you want?
Sheep or something, I dunno
Can I herd you over here?
>>710093723
The only thing Yukis like is Nibi fat.
>>710093799
Because Warframe is only at 30% updated.
>>710093848
Everyone else in here has seen it.
>>710094039
N-not boy... I'll be 21 in six days!
>>710094114
I'm not too into fat...
You're probably a nooooob at warframe.
>>710093982
yooo
>>710094039
i want all the belly rubs
>>710094091
feed me local cuisine when you do
>>710093922
sticking them in your butt is
>>710094008
aww *pets
>>710094114
well I didn't do that
>>710093941
>>710094269
And that's why you no love Snarfs.
I don't remember what rank I'm at.
>>710094361
Suuuuure you didn't...
>>710094322
You will get so much marabou mjölkchoklad, and cinnamon buns
>>710094361
I'll stick something in your butt. Well, I'm out of carrots...
>>710094361
>>710094361
i want hot soup
>>710094474
what is that first thing it wounds neat
>>710094573
chocolate basically
Is needs tos bes gettings tos beds nows.
Nighty night everyone!
>>710094213
Happy early birthday then!
>>710094322
I'll be more than happy to give them to you :3c
>>710094008
Get moister
>>710094017
Malt liquor and gin. The perfect combo
>>710094114
I guess I was late to the party
>>710094439
Who "loves" people now anyway.
Me neither but I used to play it all the time.
>>710094439
would I be the kind of guy who would do that?
>>710094474
I can't believe you stuck so many of them up there
>>710094573
I'll make chicken noodle and bring it to you in bed
>>710094636
nite nite
>>710094517
>>710094636
Thanks! You too!
>>710094603
elaborate
>>710094636
sweet dreams duder. if you still got my digits hit me up if you need to chat
>>710094649
i am sopping wet
>>710094701
can i have miso?
>>710094701
I only brought one though
>>710094701
>>710094649
Nice, im on my 3rd 40oz. malt liquor is important for poor people like me.
>>710094747
ok I'll make miso
>>710094753
and now it's in your butt
>>710094784
>>710094747
That's all it is, just pure chocolate
>>710094864
Give it a few hours
>>710094649
And now you will never learn the secret to how to see it.
>>710094681
Snarf loves.
>>710094701
Yes.
>>710094864
>>710094926
Are you sure?
>>710094864
truck yeahhhhhhhh my favorite
>>710094875
pure?! 100%? is it milk chocolat?
>>710095076
Well I'm not completely sure what counts as pure chocolate, all I know is it's the same stuff inside and out
>>710094747
Aww yiss
>>710094800
Malt should be the only thing in existence. Strong and dirt cheap
>>710094926
Ask nicely?
>>710095054
Snarfs are made of love.
I'm rank 7.
>>710095267
Yes.
>>710095179
mmm chocolate
>>710095267
its like a waterfall ~
>>710095267
That and vodka. i wish i could take some painkillers, but i dont want to die that badly tonight.
>>710095277
There are more of you?
Add me?
>>710095364
~
Ugh I can relate to you now, carrots do such weird things to my stomach sometimes -_-
>>710094908
ew
>>710094926
oopsies then
>>710095076
anything else you need to get better?
>>710094960
>>710095525
you need to chew on them not eat them whole
>>710095564
sushi. hot chocolate.
>>710095564
Do you suggest I puke it up again and stick it in my butt?
>>710095564
hi, b
>that feel when noone to give you quality succ
>>710095659
I'll bear that in mind for next time!
>>710095659
an odd combo, but ok
>>710095674
no thats even ew-er
>>710095679
how you doing?
>>710095674
YES!!!
>>710095659
*Bites butt fluff
>>710095765
Sup duder. do you exercises?
>>710095765
Agreed
>>710095840
N-no!! D:
>>710095840
yep, just finished them actually
>>710095765
fine. how are you?
>>710092190
eww gay
>>710095876
Why? what was it?
DO IT!!!
>>710095914
COol, so pokey shower time right :)
>>710095739
make soup with it~
>>710095765
well maybe not at the same time.
>>710095840
mewwwwww
>>710095413
Yes.
I don't play regularly. You can add me, but I can't guarantee anything.
>>710095947
pretty good
>>710096073
well, or do it right now before the shower :3
>>710096092
yeah, I don;t think they mix
>>710096073
How am I supposed to stick it in? It's carrot mush at this point!
>>710096092
I'll fix some blueberry soup for your bad kitty stomach
>>710095361
Butt pretty please :3
>>710095364
Mmh that what I like to hear
>>710095400
I've got ketamine at home so that's my savior
>>710096099
I don't know your add though.
I don't play either but you never know.
>>710096092
How you been Wem?
>>710096099
SUp snarf. Been busy?
>>710096183
Yeah do it now in front of the puter and see how long you can hold out for :)
>>710096217
syringe or course. i believe rectal carrots will make your butt see better at night or somthing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtabHAAnZJM
>>710096183
hooray! <3
nuts for butts
>>710096229
>>710096241
Steam or in-game?
>>710096327
I'll syringe something into your butt
>>710096183
nu they wouldnt. how about crepes and hot chocolate for dessert
>>710096217
okay~
>>710096229
splooosh
>>710096327
terrible. yu,,y hurt all day and i cried
>>710096415
kittenbuttt
>>710096437
I linked steam already
>>710096491
kittybutt
>>710096452
cutest thing ever
>>710096229
oh man. special k? Noice. im usually an acid man myself. my saturdays used to be a 40 and fry.
>>710096544
dude ikr
>>710096491
Open mouth and say "aaaah"
>>710096467
you wouldn't dare!
>>710096491
stop cutting yourself and do some mindless exersice to blank out to. You going to work soon? Hows the job promotion going?
>>710096327
I've been holding out for a little while already~
>>710096491
that sounds good. I'll eat them with you in bed
>>710096618
Watch me! HNNNNNGH
>>710096654
kek
>>710096622
knotted good now?
how long?
>>710096672
well that was anticlimatic. you neeed to insert it before you fire bananandaeranaders.
>>710096511
Sent. Its I LIEK CHOKLICK MILK.
>>710096654
>make a mascot for the 2018 World Cup
>people only know it from porn
>>710096810
I did, your fatass just couldn't feel it
>>710096843
This is a terrible name.
>>710096810
15-20 minute now probably
>>710096610
bahhhhhhh
>>710096618
i am not cutting myself though. i meant to type Tummy
i have work in several hours. and im not sure how its going. theres so much going on at work that i dont know if they have time do work in it
>>710096622
be careful not to spill or else there will be ants. those cock inhalers are annpying.
>>710096633
daw
>>710092190
>>710096327
Yeah. Work's been keeping me away, since I have to actually sleep at night now.
>>710096956
Gluglugluglugluglug
>>710096956
i wish i had more cute, clothed couples kissing like in that pic.
>>710097079
me toooo~
>>710097059
i feel like i should sip soup not glug it!
>>710096939
and..
>gay porn
>russia
>>710097168
thats an impossible fit!
>>710096956
yeah, and they get everything all gross
>>710097170
Siiiiip~
>>710097170
oh well
such is life
>>710097176
Apparently, e621 is blocked from russian users, amongst other fur sites
>>710096944
well if you did then maybe your dick is actually ghastly!
>>710096947
Going for a record? do you need to sit on chair to keep it in? do you just knot fuckk your butt too?
>>710096956
Just reminded them before you start work. somthing like "have you found a replacement yet?" "i can do the job in the meantime" etc. shit like that. Keep yourself in their minds and they will consider it more and more untill they think it's the best solution.
>>710097034
Did you make the pastires on the weekend? was that your oven or works?
>>710097333
Anymore cubs?
>>710097368
no record, knot fuck~
>>710097368
You saying my dick is a ghost dick?
>>710097368
You mean the pretzels? At home, I work at a gas station for now.
>>710097361
So that's why Hilldog wants to go tio war with them...
Bring gfur to the people.
>>710097458
oh that's damn awsome! i love to do it too, but have fallen out of practice recently.
Do you involentary contract around it on the pull out?
>>710097503
yes, you may not even be alive right now! you could just be a ghost for all we know spooing all over the place!
>>710097508
Yeah that's the photo. pretzels huh? thought about selling them in the gas station while doing the night shift and getting additional income?
>>710097232
i hate them!
>>710097235
slurrrrrrrrrrrrp
>>710097274
i cri
>>710097368
true. i need to show that i want and can do it
im out doggos, cya next time
>>710097617
yeah, the whole area back there kind contracts a bunch
>>710097639
luckily I wont get fod everywhere
>>710097508
god damnit i want those
>>710097647
byebeeee~
>>710097617
Oweehee, the naughty ghostly things I'm gonna do~
>>710097639
That's a good purrimurri
>>710097714
we can lick up any crumbs
>>710097817
r-really?
>>710097639
Yep! showing that you want and can have the responsibiliy is key.
Why's tummy sore?
>>710097714
oh babbi, you getting me all horny at the gym!
>>710097817
but are you willing to actually do them? that's the real question.
>>710097508
post recipe you cockssucking faggot RREEEE
>>710097852
they'll be kinda tasty
>>710097891
naughty~
>>710097852
Why, absolutely~ (Posting link cause stupid image limit http://adorablekittens.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/catboop.gif)
>>710097891
With no hesitation. I'll see ya later, but you won't see me~
>>710096437
Aww yiss
>>710096491
:3
>>710096595
I dropped off of acid quite a while ago
>>710097891
>>710097891
chronic problem. i eat and suffer
>>710097945
imagine all the extra snacks we will find whilst cuddling
>>710097617
Nah. We're a corporate store, wouldn't work. And I work days... and sometimes nights now. Fuckers.
>>710097894
Its just Alton Brown's. They're poofier than normal because of the altitude.
>>710097714
>>710094864
Tfw no soft and fluffy oral bottom/pet trained for muzzle docking
